The Opportunistic Oiler

[@NfidelNet]

Actually the first thing you do is park in the middle of the island to block traffic

[@silverking8742]

Nfidel i was waiting 4 him to say that too but he never did lol

[@Please_Enter_A_Name7078]

And take up, not one, but two pumps.

[@carschmn]

Very important

[@Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer]

The one by me has pumps facing the other way, so some people park in that same spot but perpendicular to traffic.

[@chillinwithdylan636]

Nfidel Net The island is what the pumps are mounted on. 🤯

[@MoHawkAnakin]

The facts that he stole the oil then proceeded to fill his car with the stolen oil right in front of the front door is mind blowing to me.

[@switch12345678]

He could have said he wanted to pay later because the cashier wasn't around. Then the theft wouldn't be as obvious as just running away or telling some BS.

[@mxchaeldiaz]

@@switch12345678 literally

[@collieee2957]

@@switch12345678 but he wouldn’t of had to explain himself if he just drove off lol

[@switch12345678]

@@collieee2957 He was so dumb, right? Who is collie btw?

[@collieee2957]

@@switch12345678 it’s from ghost of Tsushima

[@rmstigerfan]

LOL at the police cam music. An absolute banger.

[@ChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChin4]

That music transition from Jack looking to monitor and Thief loading some oil 🤣😂

[@TheSharter]

That much crack showing, he definitely wanted someone to check his oil.

[@RobertoTheGreat]

💀

[@jedknutson8373]

yo...what up mr. sharter...

[@zackfrm330]

dude really commented that🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Tyler-ii1dk]

Tracy is the best.

[@Neufutur]

Oh daddeh, let Dusty check ya muffler.

[@-Fritz-]

Dipstick: _"Sorry about that. I Just got fired from my job."_ Jack: _"Oh yeah, what did you get fired for?"_ Dipstick: _"They said it was for stealing, but I would never do something like that."_

[@soloricoo6617]

If anyone isn’t going to appreciate the font style I will😂

[@jimher357]

🤣

[@kenw.1112]

LOL ! THE THIEF IS REAL BRILLIANT TO STICK AROUND AFTER LIFTING A QUART OF OIL TO PUT IT IN AT THE CRIME SCENE! MAN WHAT A STUPID THIEF!!!

[@joerodriguez6587]

That literally didn't happen

[@irishlad4723]

@@joerodriguez6587 never heard of a joke?

[@jimmyhooks]

Jack was surprisingly nice about it

[@joejoerobinson8724]

Yea for real, his heart grew three sizes

[@parmmohan4603]

COVID sympathy

[@fakumadda1632]

Simple. Theif was bigger and intimidating with that beard. Jack ain't no fool. You size up the situation.

[@tdunph4250]

Jack was nice about it because he'd recently had his "oil" changed too

[@alvh4198]

I definitely don't thank thieves in my store, paying or otherwise.

[@DustinIsDriving]

At least he stole something he actually needed and not just wanted 😂😂

[@TooxBlessedToBeStressed]

No, stealing is stealing. He's a theif. 🙄🤢

[@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM]

I didnt know humans required motor oil.

[@Stxqq]

@@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM they do if they have a vehicle to run it on lmao

[@jq7323]

@@Stxqq a vehicle isn't a necessity to life. You realize vehicles were only made a little over 100 years ago?

[@skinder842]

@@jq7323 In modern times, it's pretty much a necessity in a lot of situations

[@johnnyv9751]

I think you miscounted, there are 2 dipsticks in that car....LOL

[@PJL7095]

Ooooo… now that’s funny!

[@lamarc2634]

Bahahaha

[@joemonteirosportsshorts3343]

Lol

[@CMGDMovies]

You right, oil dipstick and transmission dipstick. glad you know !

[@bend8353]

@@CMGDMovies sometimes one for the washer fluid too and maybe even a little one in the power steering. oh yeah, the fat one in the drivers seat

[@nestorgarcia2843]

How the music goes from intense to calm 😂😂

[@dgdfyhd]

One of the most impressive things about these videos is how creative the names are for these videos. The Opportunistic Oiler is great but another one that got me was the Pepsi Pilferer or something lmao

[@jaynecobb1]

My favorite was "The Four Fireball Finagler"

[@henrycox1389]

@@jaynecobb1 biscotti bandit has to get a mention too

[@hiimtoilet.iflushthings.2182]

Has the "Butterfinger Bandit" happened yet? I've worked at these types of service stations for years. Seen it all. These videos never suprise me actually.

[@antoniomontana7856]

They use the Marvel comics method of naming lmao Peter Parker or Bruce Banner 🤣

[@likent7992]

Don’t forget bout The Purse Packing Armpit Trickster

[@waltgold6254]

He stole it then had the balls to use in front of the gas station. 🤯

[@--_DJ_--]

Balls or lack of intelligence?

[@dieterrosswag933]

He was just checking if it was fluid enough before paying

[@zedededededededededededede425]

Jack walking to the door with the CyberPunk-esque music was way more badass than it should have been.

[@jamesogorman3287]

I was sitting, waiting in the driveway of a station in a tiny Oklahoma town years ago when Cletus slid to a stop at the pumps. He got out, popped the hood of his LTD, then, all in one motion, pulled the dipstick, ran it through his fingers to clean off the oil, yelled “ THAT SON OF A BITCH IS HOT”, then threw the dipstick about 20 yards across the parking lot. Brilliant observation, Cletus.

[@stephansmith3642]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa

[@clarkkent1521]

Is this the first time he's ever checked a dipstick, or did he forget all the previous times he's checked it?

[@jamesogorman3287]

Andrew, there may have been alcohol involved.

[@clarkkent1521]

@@jamesogorman3287 The IQ of a Cletus with alcohol isn't that much different from a Cletus without.

[@oskara1991]

@@clarkkent1521 must be first time checking right after running the car

[@TheInsaneShecklador]

Way to "crack" the case Jack. I was worried he was gonna slip away like a little rattlesnake.

[@jhawk1985]

Slippery lil rattle snake 🤣

[@jeffreyhalsall7019]

@@jhawk1985 he had no oil so he wasn't slippery yet. 😂

[@PolskiKrajowa]

Impressive joke dear friend

[@thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307]

Jack had Ample time to get him. I mean is parked right outside the door,

[@danielbrunner7730]

Lol I was literally about to correct you and say you mean slippery little rattlesnake! Someone needs me to it!

[@BruinsPastaSauce]

the fact that he actually stayed and put the oil in shows you how methed up this guy is!

[@lexusvip4003]

Too much meat on those bones to be a meth head..

[@TheEnd-eg6wq]

Not a lot of 400lb methheads running around.

[@BENNY_MAC]

@@lexusvip4003 Maybe he just started smoking Meth lol.

[@deltahomicide9300]

@@lexusvip4003 Meth addicts eventually eat and sleep on the stuff

[@popehatesrap]

@@deltahomicide9300 you know from personal experience with yourself/family/friends?

[@joeyalbergo]

THE MUSIC WHEN JACK IS CHECKING THE CAMERAS IS FKNG EPIC 🤣🤣🤣

[@inammahboob6885]

Jack was actually pretty chill with this case.

[@madddawgg5133]

He only acts tough on small guys and girls. This dude here woulda kicked the dog shit outta him.

[@Body_Model]

@@madddawgg5133 You sound mad did you get caught stealing lol.

[@Nerotoni]

just because he's finishing his shift, no time for bullshit

[@nickcastaneda203]

@@milesjohnson5487 exactly

[@BruceChastain]

Kinda went easy on him, I’ve seen people cursed out and banned over a $2 candy bar.

[@benjamincrew1949]

Well, the guy needed the oil. People don't need a candy bar.

[@Ben.....]

Its night their alone and hes a big dude. Gotta be careful

[@zarthur2752]

Gotta be even more careful with people stupid enough not to flee the scene.. Oh and he was huge lol

[@AAP0000]

Jack has a really good eye. I would’ve never even been able to see him with that hoodie on.

[@benjaminfrankliniii9857]

He looked shocked that his camo didn't work

[@Nicholas-f5]

Invisibily cloak

[@RocketRaccoonIzHot]

Whenever I'm in a corner store or gas station I always imagine the cashier is thinking about me like this

[@ecw787]

That music when Jack walks up to thief. 😂😂😂

[@alisiaasworld229]

Glad to see him actually pay surprised he didn’t flee 🤣😭

[@ShewasIwas-biden]

Every time I go into a gas station I always "Looook up at the counter". Aaaand then I feel guilty for no reason🤦‍♂️

[@benjamincrew1949]

I think it's just a natural reaction. I do it too usually wondering if there's a line.

[@SephBane]

I do too to say hi to the cashier.

[@danielbrunner7730]

Me too! I've never stolen anything in my entire life yet I still feel ashamed after I notice that I just looked up to the counter! Lol

[@SwagJaws]

I've looked up at the counter at this exact gas station 😂

[@52969RST]

Best part didn’t hold the door open for him!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RemmySkye]

He was man enough to come in pay and apologize. That's alot more than most of the gas station thieves so kudos to that 👏

[@feelingfriskyx560]

He is a coward

[@collieee2957]

Not really he even denied it at first, only came in to pay once the police were mentioned. Lied about the one he took, and probably lied about getting fired. Most people say sorry just to curb the discomfort

[@cheekymonkeyD1]

Love how you put the two different types of music for the scenes 😂😂😂👍🏽

[@Sebastianperez23525]

give this man a TV deal so this can be a show

[@AoE2Replays]

No keep it on the internet! Fuck tv, let it die! But I 200% support your sentiment! These guys rock

[@FredrikMikkelsen91]

He doesn't need that crap

[@lawlor2925]

Not enough video for a show. Gotta have atleast 30 mins each week

[@wiskyvet]

@@lawlor2925 The dude has 204 videos on here if I counted right. You only need 20 minutes for a 30 minute time slot. With all the unnecessary yaking they do, with just a few actual videos, on shows like Court Cam, Body Cam, Fasten Your Seatbelt, etc he has plenty enough video for several seasons.

[@lawlor2925]

@@wiskyvet 204 videos from YEARS of doing it lol. And avg 3 min on all those. That ain't enough at all lol, I get notifications each time he does a new 3 min video and seems like it's once every 2 weeks, sometimes once a month

[@phantazem9381]

The badass music when Jack leaves the counter

[@Dokujitsu]

He probably didn't think anyone would see him thanks to that sweet camo hoodie.

[@jonr4721]

Some head with a hat and a butt Crack stole some oil

[@icemancometh8679]

😁

[@aaronfactor6838]

Same! Every time I walk into a gas station I make sure to never look up at the counter since that’s what thief’s do 🤣 I hear him say it every time in my head while I’m walking to pick out some delicious beverages.

[@lvlopez7147]

These encounters have become more of a mini movie clips thanks to that editing 👏👏

[@gena4638]

The music as Jack is walking outside to confront the oil thief 😂

[@pointmanenterprises9997]

shoutout to the middle aisle

[@flypimpinogflypimp2126]

I love the way you narrate this stuff and the music you put in it it is absolutely hilarious you got me cracking up over here! LOL

[@costly_cb7]

Dudes brain cells were running on E 😅

[@rileycavalero1563]

Love the music you added it made it so much more intense 😂

[@camrillem]

Can we talk about the fact this guy used 3 towels to clean a fucking dipstick?

[@musiclover6842]

He is a dipstick

[@Platoface]

I thought it was 4. But yeah.

[@jonathanweiss8955]

I count 4

[@bullishastronaut1120]

That music playing whilst he is topping his stolen oil is 👏 🙀

[@T_O_Negative]

This is the kind of guy that goes around blaming everyone else for being broke

[@saucondeez5145]

“Thanks Biden”

[@nunyazero]

Yep!!!

[@audiotyresup]

@@saucondeez5145 A lot of people have been broke before Biden was in office.

[@phillylove7290]

@@audiotyresup Yes, that's the joke...

[@audiotyresup]

@@phillylove7290 being broke is a joke?

[@Dr.Acula76]

Jaximus has the greatest backing music ever!

[@nik2957]

The music you were playing when he's checking the cameras kind of sounds like it belongs in a Doom game.

[@sammy9103]

Ikr & music as the rattlesnake put his oil was hilarious😂

[@SKITTLELA]

I thought it was The Matrix.

[@MrEmerys89]

I think it’s from Cyberpunk 2077

[@DoriMartin]

It was epic got a good haha from that part of the video was epic haha

[@Swearing0000]

The moral of the story: Don’t take Grandma’s Buick unless she’s keeping up on the maintenance.

[@parmmohan4603]

Man you are savage with music and the suspense ….love it!!!

[@j.m.5995]

A low Oil reading on a warm and running engine might be a correct reading on a cold engine

[@jamesp13152]

Yea! You dont check the oil with the engine running, dah... 😁

[@bm7760]

True but you check the oil at operating temperature.

[@joejoerobinson8724]

Wow why was Jaximus Maximus so nice to this guy? Nicest I’ve ever seen him.

[@Josiuh]

Did you see the size of that guy?

[@debo2842]

@@Josiuh 😂

[@jondelgado2653]

Man, the crazies in these videos take the term “convenience store” to a whole other level.

[@MrCain667]

I feel compelled to mention that u HAVE to let the oil drain into the pan before it will read correctly.

[@johnn3542]

Lol someone said " you must really be low on oil if it reads low minutes after turning it off". 🤔

[@bluemonday2000]

Lies. The lube techs and everyone else test that shit the minute the engine turns off

[@RyanLovesSprite2]

The music when jack went on the hunt had me dead.

[@PJL7095]

There must be a lot of store product laying around that bathroom

[@favtrip]

The king 👑 is back. Great video as always.

[@lunarnut]

Even thought they actually let him pay for the oil, it is weird not hearing that Unsolved Mysteries type theme at the end. :(

[@edgargarred4319]

he isnt in trouble or wanted because he paid for it at the end

[@kilroy1964]

Well he wasn't exactly gonna return the oil now was he?

[@carolcline2830]

Ah that explains why I felt the video ended suddenly!

[@nickschafer8016]

Jack was about to hulk bust out of his son's clothes when he got a wiff of a thief in the store

[@dustyc324]

that is quite the belly.

[@da3musceteers]

These videos crack me up so much I can't even watch them in public. No pun intended

[@davidwilson2756]

The rap song videos are hilarious! Enjoy all the videos, even shown some to local gas station owners/employees. They always laugh

[@Lrr_Of_Omikron]

Man your commentary is too funny. Sorry to hear about your bro, hope he pulls through and has a full recovery.

[@urmama9845]

I love these videos. You are the best commentator in the history of KZbin.

[@drewdavis3208]

I’m from Tempe AZ born and raised and at 37 I had to google wtf miracle melt was. You learn something new everyday.

[@reddymedia7799]

I love these😂 every time I go anywhere and someone does something stupid. I can hear my self say “COMEEEE ONNN NOWWW”

[@bazzb3561]

3:12 the cut-backs are epic haha gj.

[@jamesogorman3287]

Another CSB. I was working in a gas station many years ago when a guy pulls up and asks for five bucks worth, then opens the trunk, pulls out a five gallon can of oil, pops the hood, pours some into the engine, then slams the hood. He never checked the oil before or after adding the oil. He could probably tell how much it needed by the key of the clatter the engine made.

[@patmoran8741]

Been there done that !

[@johnn3542]

Car I used to drive would lose oil pressure going around a corner when it got more than a quart low.

[@dustyc324]

every half tank is 2 qts. no need to check. it won't be overfill for too long and will be low for three days anyway. I drove a corolla. I fixed it and had probably the only corolla with 300k miles that burned no oil. That thing was like fill the oil and check the gas when I bought it.

[@jtsullivan88]

Jack in slo mo with the music.. just fantastic

[@FrankFrankly711]

It blows my mind that people just steal as part of their everyday lives, they think they are smarter than the store employees and think they are just entitled to free stuff. 🤔

[@hakrj12]

Liberals.

[@salweezy1]

They think they are smarter than the cameras 😂

[@matthewjon3772]

@@hakrj12 He said he had a job, so probably not a liberal.

[@stephaniegarfield29142]

so, the idea is that no working class person could be a liberal? or that no liberal has a job, or respect for their fellow man... what kind of dumbshit stereotype is that?

[@FrankFrankly711]

@@stephaniegarfield29142 I'm pretty sure Jack and the Thief are both Conservatives lol. There are good people on both sides! 🤣

[@dakotajohnson8113]

3:49 Release the Jack the Confronting Machine

[@spinecordless]

jack is back yet again and this time he is getting oiled up😆

[@theherbpuffer]

This is one of the better ones I've seen. The different scenes, music, everything. Good job 👍

[@Bearbait01]

He had a chance to do right. "You gonna pay for that oil?" "yes sir i just didnt know where you were and i'm in a hurry" not "This is my oil" Who does he think he is the United States? Just entitled to everyone else's oil? (Lol)

[@THEMarcusAurelius1]

If only we took every else's oil!! We spend $trillions$ bombing and rebuilding countries and walk away with NOTHING!!

[@Bearbait01]

@@THEMarcusAurelius1 Yeah true.

[@chrisalvarez3393]

Wow I'm surprised Jack didn't curse him out and tell this guy not to come back. Jack was ready to get the hell out of there!!

[@alexnewell9631]

"I just got fired from my job" yea, losing a job sucks. But the gas station attendant is gonna be out of a job if the company cant pay employees from your 5 finger discount

[@alexnewell9631]

@DinoMack i know. I figured he was, im just saying

[@Zulisian]

The editing had me on the edge of my seat on this one, kudos!

[@bertvdlast]

That unbearable tension building up when the Jackhammer was checking the crime footage was almost too much for me.

[@sonofsam5825]

This is hilarous the editing is awesome

[@lemster101]

If your oil is low when your engine is hot, you're really low. So good thing he didn't drive too far with it that low. Also, when you were describing what a dipstick looks like, I was fully expecting to hear a description of our perp.

[@jeffmccool5690]

Not true. Your oil will read low while hot, because it's slung up in the motor. Check oil cold and atf hot

[@allseeingeyezz]

@@jeffmccool5690 check it after 5 minutes of shutting off the engine after it has reached operating temperature

[@Cipher8721]

LMAOO that epic walk with that soundtrack made my day

[@MrGeekGamer]

I'm always amazed that people will steal things that cost so little.

[@tonyg490]

It costing so little is why many people do it. They know the cops are not likely to get involved and if they get caught they can just pay for it. Stealing expensive items that you can't afford to pay for is much more rare because of the consequences.

[@J8den]

@@tonyg490 this guy definitely steals ^

[@Street-Shred82]

@@J8den lol

[@Josiuh]

Mobil 1 is the farthest thing from costing little lol

[@i.still.function3463]

@@Josiuh lol forreals! Obviously some ppl here don't change their own oil Hahah

[@TheTapout95]

When i showed my sister this youtube channel. We sat there scrolling through the videos just laughing so hard at the video names.

[@goofygraber]

Of course the oil looks low, you're supposed to wait 5 minutes after you shut it off before you check the oil.

[@bradleymenezes6196]

Thank you. Was looking for this comment lol

[@conwaytitty710]

And he probably didn’t even know if there was full synthetic already in the pan.

[@eightytwobucks623]

I absolutely love the titles of these videos

[@bugbuster11]

Dude's kicking himself now. If he was honest, he probably would have bought the $3 oil but since he thought it was going to be free, ended up paying way more.

[@someguy9778]

lol...3 dollar oil at a gas station. Yeah...right.

[@steelisthemeal]

Cheap gets expensive

[@tonsshameless8741]

I love the commentation on these videos this dude is amazingly entertaining

[@envy4997]

dude was dumb enough to stay at the scene after stealing but that ironically saved him from catching a theft charge

[@ラッセル9728]

“Drop a quick duece” that made me static laugh 😂

[@justinrobertson2271]

Jack really must of saw something in this guy to let him off so easy

[@Nicholas-f5]

The sadness

[@absoluteauto4]

Pretty slick. Jack the oil and then put it in the car right in front of the door of the store.

[@smurphy131421]

What ever happened to charging them 2x or 3x the price?

[@ChrisMFlorida]

It was 9.60... Biden took care of that for ya.

[@--_DJ_--]

@@ChrisMFlorida It's sad when a quart of oil is worth 5% of the car you pour it into.

[@donutdan1508]

@@ChrisMFlorida Damn right he did!

[@MrArcticPOWER]

@@ChrisMFlorida bUt INflAtiOn isN'T tHAt BAd thOuGh

[@XenomorphLV426]

@@ChrisMFlorida that's actually cheap for synthetic at a convenient store.

[@AK-ky3ou]

The change in music just epic

[@tooldaniellateralus9298]

Let me guess....he got fired for stealing.

[@whodeycinbengals]

It’s actually hard to get fired from a job unless you just don’t try or you are a thief. He’s just another one of the countless pos victims out there in the world today. Catch them stealing and they always have a sob story.

[@runawaycat4594]

Either that or walking around the place with his crack showing :D

[@salweezy1]

He also got fired on his first day at the new job 😂😂

[@cl7510]

Stealing boxes… on his day off.

[@salweezy1]

@@cl7510 he think he tryin to built a club house with them boxes 😂

[@Skittlesskittles-om6hp]

The story goes …The Plumber stole the car oil at the gas station..😳😳😳😳😂😂😂😂

[@safaricartvideos]

I was hoping Jack was going to make him drain it back out, and leave.

[@audiotyresup]

Wouldn't work, would have to drain all the older oil with it, and would have some loss with what remains on the container for a while. Plus if his oil is low, he probably has a leak, so the oil is already dirty when poured in.

[@safaricartvideos]

@@audiotyresup You are correct, but it was just a joke.

[@CJRoyalOfficial]

3:37 - Code Blue Cam KZbin intro music

[@DannyHG33]

I like his mindset of "Here's a good place to check my oil parking spot"

[@rorystfu]

The Code Blue Cam intro music leading into the pursuit was 🤌

[@RmnGnzlz]

The tight well-adjusted belt wearing Alpha VS The loose pants belt-less Beta.

[@tookitooki8166]

I love the music you put in, So funny!

[@aether9083]

What CCTV vendors do you recommend? Don't need specifics about what you use at your building, just looking for general recommendations for a medium size business and a doctor's office.

[@dustynwilliams7816]

Fr I need to know what system this is lmao

[@LeesReviews69]

3:13 the cyberpunk theme music 🤣

[@Dranzerk8908]

He wasn't sorry, not only did it hide it, he was trying to rush when he saw him back at register, then he flat out lied saying he already had it. I think you need to automatically change price of every item to a arrestable theft charge like walmart does. $20 turns into $75 so they get charged now. lol

[@s1234pro]

A lying thief. Imagine that.

[@msstarlight4770]

They did, in their early videos. It always made me laugh even harder. I'm not sure why they stopped doing it, though.

[@joeschmoe8504]

2:05 this guys about to block the sun 😂😂

[@larry1220]

I think I remember this guy's name. It's either: Phil McRevis or Phil McRacken