Returning Aggression in SIGNALIS

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[@crackedemerald4930]

Lyle's been a bit weird since that photography class, always talking about "white balance"

[@darndavid7569]

Throwback to his days as a teacher back in ‘09

[@jkid3525]

0:15 Zach’s first words.

[@pyrotechnick420]

IM NOT YOUR LITTLE BABY ANYMORE!!!

[@vegancarnotaurus8216]

Sounds like a pig or something

[@OnixDDixon]

"Sounds like a pig or somethin'" -Lyle Brapth

[@GOLOY685]

That's Chris actually

[@Turian_Hustle]

Lol

[@djmoosterbrumly]

"I've grown more like, angry and impulsive the older I've gotten" 7:58 thank you Tomar for being honest and real

[@The.Nasty.]

based Tomie

[@TheDrunkMunk]

I relate to this a lot. Knowing tomorrow has ADHD makes me relate even more. I started life being an inattentive airhead and have evolved into the more impulsive public-scene-causing spazz

[@thefunniestfella9366]

Real and raw tomar… Rawmar…

[@joshuawilliams9247]

I super relate. I’m almost 30 now and I find myself getting more mad and less patient for and with bullshit

[@CornyAir]

It always kills me when Chris says "Schmit-Mar" instead of Scimitar.

[@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006]

Anchient Schmidtmar of yore

[@komodotheism8519]

You can tell its the real Chris when he says schmitmar. The one who said scimitar that one time was fake Chris.

[@themarc16]

Just tell Chris to switch out "an" at the end of simian for "tar" and he's bound to comply

[@mitchdouglas9844]

Ma-Chet-Tay

[@alfiegordon9013]

It's short for Joshua Schmidtmar

[@wogartz1115]

It's easy to forget that T.O.M.A.R. stands for 'Test, Observe, Manipulate, Assess, Report' and that Chris and Lyle are his ongoing experimental funnyboys

[@2stroke438]

A real Mossad AI synthbot

[@danielpfaff1802]

He remakes them every episode....

[@Bungowumperpuss]

It will all makes sense if you read the Talmud…

[@shezmu24]

The Tomar system is sounding an awful lot like the Dennis system.

[@Squiby2077]

Yeah remember when he called them his pawns “you guys are just pawns in my little chess game”

[@The.Nasty.]

Lyle is absolutely right. Being rude to someone who’s being rude to you feels really cathartic and is usually really funny, but you always have the 1/10 chance you’re dealing with a crazy person who has a conceal carry and nothing worth living for…

[@RIPThorn]

That is the only reason i dont do it. Im such a pussy, i always assume somebody is going to shoot or stab me to death. And it sucks cuz every now and then when i do put my foot down im either 100 percent in the wrong and look like total asshole or the person really didnt warrent that sort of response.

[@The.Nasty.]

@@RIPThorn I don’t blame you for not wanting to get messed up by a random crazy person, I actually know how to fight and usually have a weapon of some kind with me, and I still avoid fights as much as possible. You just gotta learn to channel that energy to the people that are actually messing with you! When I lose my temper I just excuse myself and leave the situation to go cool down… I’m just like “I’m sorry I really need to use the restroom real quick” Maybe give that a shot next time you think you’re gonna pop off on someone? It’s helped me not go off on a few people lol

[@VEE0034]

This works​@@The.Nasty.

[@toddhoward1498]

I feel like Chris only complained about his coders to let people know that he's still working on Bowlbo

[@Megamilkus]

I always forget how much i really enjoy the casual chemistry of these bros.

[@tjmauser6954]

Chris saying “Why are monkeys paws so magical?” Got me really good

[@trevorgrover5619]

lol that and the actual monkey paw twist he suggested

[@g.a.5083]

I like how quiet Chris got when Lyle and Tomar started talking about beating the shit out of old people

[@AB-bg7os]

I'm legit impressed that there is a part 2 of this

[@bistrochefwithepilepsy]

its entirely possible that they just played like an hour and we just have 2-3 episodes worth of content

[@AB-bg7os]

@@bistrochefwithepilepsy yeah, most likely

[@kNaild]

It is like survival horror, which chris just always enjoys

[@AB-bg7os]

@@kNaild just not a good one lol

[@user-pq4kg4zu1p]

​​@@AB-bg7os you meant the best one dummy

[@tobeymalone3436]

19:34 Lyle wasn't dreaming, he was remembering coming out of the primordial froth and forming his iconic consciousness

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

His iconic one eye

[@brianumphreyville2204]

And becoming the legendary one eyed guy

[@Sneevilman]

Lyle talking about his weird ocean dream while they play Signalis is such a vibe

[@gato815]

do you think everytime he closes his eyes, he can hear the ocean?

[@videobruj]

2:40 tomar: "the evil criminal aliens"

[@googleisawful1473]

Tomar: “BUILD THAT WALL!”

[@vegancarnotaurus8216]

interesting that they starting talking about dreams given the themes of this game, is almost like some kind of synchronicity

[@pyrotechnick420]

I can't believe Chris met cringe coffee girls but didn't make the connection to his Starbies Girl

[@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580]

also that he fantasized about scalping them but NOT about doing the same to the worst bartender in LA from the last palworld vid

[@JesterMerlin]

@@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580 If chris scalped all the neckbeard bartenders, who would watch his videoes?

[@jacksonpercy8044]

The fact that the hottest girl's propeller hat wouldn't give Lyle PTSD due to Monica's fatal helicopter incident really says a lot about society. On an unrelated note, my laptop battery is at 69%.

[@nostromo9743]

7:58 May god have mercy on our souls...

[@HoboMojo9580]

Of course Tomar would know how to properly harm someone with a scimitar.

[@rodmullen64]

*Schmidtmar

[@RegularCupOfJoe]

skim-ee-tar.

[@gloodgy2774]

Anyone can use a scimitar, but tomar seems to be the only person ive seen decapitate a horse with one, at the very base of the neck too

[@HoboMojo9580]

@@gloodgy2774 apparently he decapitated the horse because it bit Jaxxy and people heard him yell “ONLY I CAN DO THAT!!”

[@an8790]

Ma-che-tei

[@Thomasm3000]

Just going to ignore Chris starting to sing 'Spongebrain Tomar' and immediately stopping

[@TheMaxFusionGaming]

So not only has Tomar taken wing, but Lyle has emerged from the ocean. By sky and by air. Goblin Zach controls the caves and epic-pyromancer Chris make up the four all-seeing elementals that hold our reality together.

[@crackedemerald4930]

didn't they say he comes from the primordial broth? makes sense don't it

[@N1k0SP]

Tomar Takes wing was actually the name of the Sonic Heros Finale

[@Slop_Dogg]

all seemed well… until Cory Borealis de la Minguez emerged screaming from the mountains of St Mother Bearing & threw the world into turmoil

[@Drewbie176]

Chris could play in the Himalayas all day with those kinds of powers

[@ultraspinalki11]

16:49 That idea would have been an awesome direction for Metroid Prime: Federation Force. Think about it. You're playing as a REGULAR soldier in a galaxy filled with the horrors that Samus usually deals with thanks to her augmentated abilities... but you have none of that.

[@zackdoom]

Halo odst basically

[@BBB_bbb_BBB]

I get what Lyle is saying. I had an experience a bit ago where I was crossing at a green light, and someone driving who was turning for some reason honked his horn at me. I looked thinking that it was someone who knew me, but it was some random guy who was for some reason upset that I was walking across the street despite me having the green light. And I decided that this upset me enough that I just stopped dead in my tracks, flipped the guy off first, then started walking out into the intersection towards his car door, with no idea what I even planned to do, I was just upset this guy honked at me. And despite me not being intimidating in the slightest, the driver seemed to get spooked and floored it pass me. It was a really funny interaction and I'm glad I actually had fun with it.

[@TheSutanian]

I dont believe you

[@BBB_bbb_BBB]

@@TheSutanian duh, it's the internet.

[@DansComputer]

9:58 Lyle is the new Tomar and Monica is the new Jaxxy.. 😂

[@ryanotte6737]

"Hey, Monica. I got you some fuckin FOOD!!!" "Lyle, NOOO!!! NOOO!!!" 🤪🤣

[@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow]

OneyPlays

[@ieatmice751]

Thanks bro forgot who I watching for a sec haha

[@EL_B4RT0]

Oneyplays? Iwatch LOL XD

[@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow]

@@ieatmice751 akwwaard

[@idot3331]

with friends!

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

After the lobotomy this is very helpful

[@Zero-Goblin]

I yelled at a dude at a gas pump for smoking during him pumping gas. I said “hey moron you wanna kill everyone this morning?”

[@MrYadaization]

Photography humor, I get it.

[@gaddiusgaddium9082]

8:39 I have so many stories like this. I literally started carrying a clown horn because the primal fear it brings in people is so funny. I had a guy start brake checking me because I was going 25 in a 35 behind him, guess that was just a little too fast and scary. He starts waving me over like he wants to pull over and fight me, so I start honking the clown horn out my window and he peeled out like I pointed a nuke at him. Fucking scattered like a roach.

[@Volti-Vagra]

"Fucking scattered like a roach." just put the image of one of those "febreeze bombs" (multiple febreeze cans taped together with a ziptie pulling all the triggers) but just assorted typed of raid cans thankyou for that

[@kiasmidt7678]

He probably thought you were a Clown. That's not something you want to tangle with

[@kevo-o-o]

You better have a concealed carry permit for that clown horn bro. I knew a guy upstate who's serving 25 to life because of that maaang

[@gaddiusgaddium9082]

@@kevo-o-o My state has a Clown Clause and I'm grandfathered in. Unfortunately, they're trying to get rid of that. If that's the case, I'm better off barricading my tent and closing the ring. If they want my horns, they'll have to honk me for em.

[@gaddiusgaddium9082]

@@kevo-o-o They actually deleted my joke comment about honking myself. I cannot make this shit up.

[@TheDrunkMunk]

I entirely agree with Lyle. Being unhinged brings colour to life and also builds your repertoire of funny stories to tell people. At this point, I have hours of funny stories to tell people. Whenever you encounter a rude person, I highly recommend responding to them. Don't go looking for fights, but always respond to rudeness in whatever way is reasonable. It always yields hilarious results and builds your self-esteem.

[@alexandermorgan4098]

I'm glad Bowblo is still happening (or at least I think it is with chris mentioning his coders). Hope he talks about it more again.

[@jacobg2662]

It’ll be out when it’s out and we like that

[@jwc3d]

i hope the coffee people in the elevator find better coffee i guess

[@jwc3d]

i hope i have a funny nightmare tonight :D

[@BadTunes.]

Oney plays be droping random shit from so far i can't even remember😂

[@seansmith6255]

21:32 That's a great episode

[@seansmith6255]

Here's a little detail I noticed recently In the background I think right after "batman" shows up in the street You can a store that's written in that unreadable text

[@clownymoosebean]

13:28 I like how Chris is polite enough to wait a second before telling a very silly factoid. 19:03 Lyle had a dream in which he unlocked the secrets of the universe. 21:48 Chris brings up a good discussion topic for making you think deeply.

[@ChancioGames]

Lyle became the ocean and let that power slip through his fingers..

[@Thatonedude917]

The holes are a metaphor for Silent Hill 2

[@Jexzington]

Ngl watching them play signalis made me get it, I am not disappointed! So far it’s great

[@larrylaffer3246]

This game gives me more DS/3DS feelings than PSone. Maybe it's just the grid type gameplay and close-up of items.

[@carlosguillermo566]

The font is also as DS as it gets

[@GOLOY685]

Man Im so glad you guys still upload videos for my and only my viewing pleasure

[@huntercovarrubias6312]

Only 8 views? Makes sense after what Tomar did yesterday…

[@gruvio]

The "Lyal's diels situation" you mean?

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

I can't believe he do such a thing to a baby seal

[@PALACIO254]

Who knew that many people could fit in a small wooden box

[@Volti-Vagra]

the last time that much gas was used was... no- i should'nt.

[@mgty6811]

That Sopranos ending on Lyle is the best shit I've seen in cinema history.

[@jimmyBojie]

Man, I was playing Metroid Dread and that captures horror/metroid pretty dang good. I wasn’t expecting the pressure from the chase scenes at all.

[@hashbrown777]

Lyle, 100% with you. Had some old lady say indignantly say "excuse me!" at me for a perceived infraction, and I just looked right at her and said "you're excused" and kept going instead of the usual getting apologetic I cant even remember what it was about now, it was so many years ago, people are really nice where I am, but I still remember the look on her face

[@spectrorobot7069]

lucid dreaming works, it just takes a lot of work. I got to meet Tomar in the Dreamworld but he got mad and killed me after pointing at him and say ' look, it's Tomar'. Then I woke up.

[@ryanotte6737]

I am avoiding conjuring thoughts of Tomar at all costs to avoid conjuring him in a dream.

[@snowcloudshinobi]

the tomar you see in your dreams is his true form.

[@AdrianoSnorts]

I love how everyone becomes an Oblivion npc near Chris

[@TheSutanian]

Now i want a olaythrough of Oblivion where its just insultingly of-the-time casual OneyPlays quotes from every NPC

[@VLADPowder]

Quirky lucid dream story (my only one ever): It started that I was on the bus headed to school per usual on a school morning (Highschool) But for whatever reason my school bus was a double-decker London style bus instead of typical yellow one, which somehow didn't phase me. I was just enjoying the ride normally up until I realized that the bus driver was NOT my usual driver! Then, instantly I was like "This MUST be a dream, I'm dreaming 😲" and that's when the morning shifted to afternoon (as if I was riding the bus home now) and I said "I'm going to make an attempt to fly!" So I then started floating out of my seat and into the air up-up-up and away, but I quickly realized I didn't know how to stop it, and so the 30ft altitude and increasing, whilst looking down at the ground, is what woke me up and ended my only lucid dream I can recall 🤦🏼‍♂ Which means I realized I was dreaming and then forgot I was

[@mattk860]

This game is really take it or leave it for me, but the bits and jokes during this are A+ content. Amazing like always.

[@wanderingrandomer]

10:35 Lyle not knowing what dungarees threw me for a loop, honestly

[@jeddyau5385]

20:49 You have to individually count your fingers in a dream. If you simply look at your hands in a dream, they will appear normal. But if you count each finger on each hand individually, it will almost always add up to 11 or 12 fingers.

[@komodotheism8519]

Ok guys this is the real Chris he said schmitmar

[@zarkansmay5711]

The monkey's paw bit was outstandingly clever for just some shit off the top of his head, that's pretty rad

[@shadowmeka.5205]

love the game hope to see it all

[@TheJshox]

Fun fact about that power-of-2 image size thing: one of the reason that is preferred is it allows for much faster pixel iteration, since you can use the integer overflow to your advantage, along with a bunch of other binary shortcuts.

[@unclewatermelons5376]

it must took a lot of self control for Tomar to not refer to Chris's coders as "the help".

[@cazeyexe]

If I told someone ‘you just fucked me over’ at a gas pump in Florida I’d be on the evening news

[@3MusicDudes]

Photography humor! Oh yeah, I know what that is.

[@Video_Game_Channel]

The Latino Cream King unfortunately neglected to mention ISO, thus ruining what otherwise would be a perfect exposure triangle. SMH My Head.

[@edgefcck]

curls my toes* oh boy oh boy !

[@bigslorbsofkyrgyzstan5541]

this is so cool

[@thetrashman202]

Tomar saying "Oh forizzle?" Got a little funny outta me

[@zeldadonkey1]

There's an old short story called the Monkey's Paw, that's where it comes from. They made me read it in highschool for some reason

[@WoodlandDrake]

My favorite thing about the "look at your hand to lucid dream" is 9 times out of 10 you just wind up dreaming about your hand, then you have an awkward shower in the morning.

[@artofnick]

The calculation time for finding the neighboring color in a pixel, as the texture gets halved in size due to mipmapping, can be found much faster when dividing by 2. Hence power of 2 textures.

[@sparklytangent3497]

flailing my limbs and screaming in joy rn

[@JGerrity]

20:45 I’ve never tried the “look at your hand” thing… but I totally have seen and understood writing/numbers in my dreams.

[@ablysmal]

Lyle is a true man of understanding, bless his heart.

[@user-dy4ln9my1m]

listening to these 3 unemtionally awakened goons is the escapsism i deserve. bless

[@makeitthrough_]

"Maybe the butcher was keeping that thing at bay." I couldn't escape acknowledgement of that reference. You may have kept them in the pitch black dark, but I'm smart like Athena Something something Chronicles of Riddick

[@michaelpineiro533]

Tomar's always talking about going through yellow doors, and hatches making him moan like a gibbon.

[@insecureape]

Ah Lyle, you've given me such insight this financial quarter.

[@holymosey2556]

I swear i go crazy 5 minutes in listening to this channel recently 😂

[@kNaild]

The monkeys paw with the propeller hat may be his greatest work yet

[@Okfisherfisher]

Lyle making me feel so valid this episode, thank you!!!! Tell rude strangers off, it’s worth it

[@domesticmh4567]

time for another jelq sesh

[@crackedemerald4930]

"imagine metroid with fixed camera angles" wasn't that all Metroid for a while?

[@GrayFox_74]

I don’t think side scrollers can be classified as fixed camera angles

[@vanillakilla64]

20 seconds in I was preparing for a pig villain in video games elaboration

[@Gaia_Gaistar]

I'm kinda considering playing this now. I had no idea what it was like, I was assuming it was like a visual novel or something the way I heard people talk about it peripherally.

[@hashbrown777]

Whoa, a lockpicking minigame that actually resembles an actual attack We just need one that's more of an interactive experience instead of a puzzle

[@monkeyplay5256]

Chris fails to see that the elevator woman was trying to flirt with him

[@Natron_Bomb]

7:58 Same dude. Same.

[@crackedemerald4930]

kyle i hope you feel good between 4:30 and 4:45pm because i pray for your well-being really really hard at that hour

[@deevs9435]

The boys need to do a chaos run of Baldurs Gate lol

[@devinmontville1358]

Chris’s scalping comment got me good.

[@GeneralConobi]

the blob remake traumatized me as a child, i saw it on tv randomly and the part in the movie theater scared the s**t out of me

[@NeverlandsPhantom]

I want this video to be the most viewed on the channel

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

18:09 I remember when I was a little kid I mixed up Ghostbusters 2 and the blob They both have like pink goo in them that is hostile Especially with that one bathtub scene in Ghostbusters

[@mrtoast244]

This game looks like a mixture of SOMA and Resident Evil.

[@babysealsareyummy]

1:36 Yeah, I know what that is

[@gorgondork]

Can't believe Chris doesn't know the ridiculus spell yet

[@MrFaronheit]

Lyle has been killing this episode. Idk how he went from not funny and cringe to one of my favorites, must've taken improv classes

[@davidjamesthomas]

Chris just described aunt grandma

[@lagerku.3137]

On the topic of dreams, I've got a confession. I'm so used to watching KZbin videos and movies, where I have the ability to rewind and rewatch at my lesiure, that my dreams are starting to be affected. I'll be dreaming. Something scary or funny may happen and my mind will want to watch it again, so it'll just repeat itself exactly the same way. There have been multiple instances in which I've looped a series of events a dozen times before realising "Hang on. I'm not watching a video. You can't reverse time like that. What's happening?" Then, I wake up, upon realising that I'm dreaming. Additionally, since I'm used to rewatching videos again over the span of a week, my dreams are starting to reoccur in the same way. You know how they say that, before coloured TV, kids used to dream in black and white? The modern equivalent is dreaming up KZbin videos for yourself. I may be addicted.

[@ricebix]

Yeah always happens to me when I go lucid, I wake up pretty much right afterwards

[@samuestos6908]

Well most of the time these sorts of things move from the powerful amateur protector to the formation of new gangs. I pray that these dudes keep their heads on straight.

[@joestarfloro3030]

This Is a nice 23 minutes :) *smooch* this game def got silent hill type beat

[@parkeypence5974]

It’s so weird seeing these silly men play this game after it wrung my heart out like a dishrag for months

[@marcovestuti5878]

Someone basically already said this but it really is amazing that Lyle’s entire dream story could have come right out of Signalis

[@glassofjuiceplzj2022]

9:29 “I don’t like putting on a show. I don’t like performing.” -Chris on his KZbin channel where he makes content for other people’s enjoyment

[@Xboxsold]

I feel Tomar. The one way i know that Im lucid dreaming is when I look at the clock on the wall and cant read it. It also helps that I dont have a clock and it always looks like the one from a class i had.

[@GroovyIsGroovy]

bababooey. Ha! Got you!

[@terran5364]

Having played the game, I'm surprised and slightly embarrassed by how fast Tomar passed that puzzle with the door lock. He probably utilized his unholy powers of foresight and rotten witch fangers.

[@societalanchor]

That ending felt abrupt