Reviewing (more) of the Lowest Rated Homebrew for D&D

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[@kylehahn4410]

As a DM, I actually like Destroy Universe. Allowing it means there's a chance, however slim, that someone else will DM the next campaign. Totally worth it.

[@JuMiKu]

Oh! You are playing chess, while we are all playing checkers...

[@Hunterfalke]

"Oh noooo, the BBEG managed to cast Destroy Universe and now someone else has to DM... Sooo sad, but that's what the spells says, sorry guys. I did give you a fair chance to stop it by casting a wish spell in time. What do you mean, fifteen liches always chasing you with greater invisibility and counterspell ready to go wasn't fair? "

[@JakkHorwikk]

I feel this in my bones. I just wanna play sometimes too.

[@LightsOnTrees]

See you have to DM the game said so.

[@christophersanders3252]

I'm going to do that someday! Me: In the chest you find 30 Gp, a small wooden bracelet, tattered robes, and......" The party: "Please no!" Me: "There is also" The party: "Don't say it! You always say it!" Me: "You have found the incredibly rare, anciently fabled scroll of Destroy Universe!"

[@frimi8593]

Not enough comments appreciating the comedy gold that is: “Million chains: 30 chains...”

[@derekstein6193]

Should have been 2chains: You summon 2chains to fight for you .

[@sogasakoo]

Underrated moment.

[@razzed2523]

"I cast Million Chains!" Dude: "There is like 30...maybe!" Upcast to 9: "I cast...SIXTY-FIVE chains!"

[@raistlin1357]

I laughed so hard when I heard that. It was the best part of this video

[@johncheshirsky8822]

I fucking *LOST IT* at that part and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the office

[@nogoodcontentallowed8509]

i like the dynamic of the forever dm having the main villain casting destroy universe and the players working to stop it because none of them want to dm

[@StomeAura]

Literally the plot of Final Fantasy 7

[@toxicdemon1315]

​@@StomeAura"I shall give my players despair..."

[@jessicafuller6474]

Thats immediately what I thought of when I heard the spell LMAO

[@zimnylech527]

I can imagine an entire 20th level campaign built around the "Destroy universe" spell. Imagine if the side effect of the spell was to send a telepathic signal detectable by every living being in the universe that lets them know that the end of the world is coming as soon as the ritual is started. Cities burn, people panic, riots in the streets, various apocalypse cults appear, deities and demigods scramble around trying to figure out who the fuck is deleting reality and why, and the players have a strict 1 month time limit to find whoever is casting it and stop him. Sounds like an epic adventure to end a long campaign with.

[@jakob6540]

Honestly I would try to make them try to stop it but not tell them that it is impossible

[@Ridgwaycer]

It sounds pretty similar to the Apocalypse Stone.

[@Brush421]

And the world slowly distorts and decays as the deadline draws near, adding a sense of urgency

[@Cygnus_B]

literally the warhammer end times

[@gayflower900]

you could make it the basis for an entire campaign by giving it Majora's Mask vibes start the party at a low level so they don't have enough time/power to stop the apocalypse, but when the apocalypse happens, they travel back in time they keep their equipment/level but everything else resets so they have to keep reliving the same month until they're a high enough level to take on the big bad that's casting the spell and escape the time loop

[@Neumonics429]

I love how Aarau's Destroy Universe is named after a person. Like someone discovered it, found out exactly what it does, that it works and then put it in a book somewhere for a rando to find.

[@backonlazer791]

They didn't have enough glitter to cast it.

[@jinclay4354]

@@backonlazer791 Or they destroyed a previous universe, and reappeared on a new one.

[@ViridiVulpis]

@@jinclay4354 and got the spell as a cantrip

[@Arcxzal]

@@jinclay4354 a certain gay priest would like to talk to him

[@jinclay4354]

@@Arcxzal (Is that a reference to something?).

[@POKENAR]

I like that "literally remove the DM and have someone else DM" is rated higher than "overpowered but could work in a less serious game"

[@margustoo]

I think that this DM removal spell at least is funny, interesting and unique.. I think that it shouldn't even have a negative rating, because it's an interesting spell an enemy could have and we already have a Wish spell with what you could wish the destruction of the world and very few could stop you when you do so.

[@maxmccamish8095]

Destroy Universe is so funny though and it works well as a villain premise in a game that isn’t super serious. I like it conceptually. Acid Nap doesn’t have that going for it

[@digaddog6099]

@@margustoo I believe casting times require concentration as well, if longer than an action, so you could probably just stab the guy casting the spell.

[@dndoodles2291]

@@margustoo good one shot story material too

[@dndoodles2291]

In all fairness both are pretty good

[@officersoulknight6321]

Adding AAAAAAHHHH to a game. However, when a player casts it, they need to attempt to do it in real life. If the DM does not deem the screech acceptable, the spell ends without doing anything.

[@UltimosGabriel]

Aaaaaaaaahhhhh*

[@Tyranitar.]

FUS RO D-

[@toreadum8ass]

Literally a "Show me your war face!" situation "Bullshit, you didn't convince me!"

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

the Zach Hadel school of DMing

[@EducatedTiger]

Personally, I'd balance it by removing most of the flavor, reducing the range to 30 feet, and making the effect 1 sonic damage, no Frighten effect (or raise the spell to 2nd level with the effect of making them "frightened until the end of your next turn", but removing damage). Mostly because if I had players doing war cries at my table, I would quickly be banned from playing D&D.

[@FishfoxNuro]

Aarau's Destroy Universe is an amazing spell. I'm happy it's no longer negatively rated.

[@Vassilinia]

What's it rated now?

[@forgottensnecko4631]

HELL YEA

[@rhysdog8600]

@@Vassilinia +119

[@Drago_Drawings]

Omg it’s a way I can stop being the forever dm!

[@ColdSteel566]

I mean, as long as it's not presented with shade against the DM, that could make for a fun, whole story arc.

[@mluby7828]

I like to think there's an 17th-level wizard out there selflessly casting this counter Wish every full moon just on the off-chance that Aarau's Destroy Universe actually might work. And they spend the time between Wishes seeking out any large concentrations of glitter and tossing them into a sphere of annihilation. Again, just in case.

[@rayshiotile9487]

that sounds like an awesome npc to insert into your campaign. the players think he's nuts and then way down the line you learn that spell is real and that the wizard has just died

[@craigyeah1052]

This comment needs more love

[@mycenaeangal9312]

@@rayshiotile9487 I’m just imagining like the crotchetiest of old men who in the early meetings insists he’s a wizard and tries to prove it but like fails his casts. And he has some excuse that seems really bullshit but turns out to be true

[@AquarialTV]

@@rayshiotile9487 I absolutely love this premise and would love to implement these in a game if I wouldn't make for a poor DM

[@Jay-nh6um]

What about the Wish Trauma? Each time he casted it he would have a 33% chance of never being able to cast Wish again.

[@CandygramMongo]

My family grew up working the Aarau glitter mines. Luckily for the rest of the universe, Aarau had ADHD and could never finish the ritual. But countless miners died of glitterlung. To this day, my father will get into a coughing fit if he eats too quickly without simultaneously doing jazz hands.

[@helvarstark4282]

This comment is critically underliked

[@CandygramMongo]

@@helvarstark4282 As is my Bumble profile

[@KarakTo]

Where there's a whip, there's a way

[@SillyRobot]

@@CandygramMongolmaaooo

[@1000Tomatoes]

Don't forget that casting "Destroy Universe" as a ritual makes the casting time 666 hours and 10 minutes. Those 10 minutes will probably be important for when the fashionably late party of adventures show up to stop the spell.

[@ashtongiertz8728]

Unless the destroy universe is EXCLUSIVELY cast as a ritual.

[@davidtaylor142]

The destroy universe one is obviously a ritual for a Big Bad to cast late game, but it's hilarious that they wrote the "new DM" line

[@dazzlemasseur]

Takes 28 days to cast tho lmao.

[@davidtaylor142]

@@dazzlemasseur yeah. Ample time for the players to track him down and fight him to stop it

[@joeyjojojrshabadoo7462]

​@@davidtaylor142Depends how many long rests they take.

[@quickattackfilms7923]

Untrue Damage: “You take 6 points of bludgeoning damage.” “Alright… *marks off 6 damage*” *”YOU FOOL… YOU ONLY TOOK 5 DAMAGE! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”*

[@rioisnotokay-ipromise-6115]

THIS MADE ME WHEEZE GOSH-

[@quickattackfilms7923]

@@rioisnotokay-ipromise-6115 lol I’m glad, thanks

[@pigi1004]

Is true damage just ignores all resistances, immunities, et cetera?

[@shawnames6832]

Zone of Truth makes you immune

[@CyberPunkBadGuy]

@@pigi1004 WOW why when replying to you it goes backwards?

[@ryangentry2003]

Aarau's destroy universe really looks like more of a DM creation, one who is tired of being the Forever DM, "It's someone else's turn to run a game for once damn it!"

[@blackandwhitecats4243]

Their dream.

[@monsieurdorgat6864]

It's kind of clever, honestly. Someone develops it, writes it into a scroll, and after they stop the BBG they have that scroll hanging over their heads lmao.

[@whatd0605]

That would be an interesting concept if the forever DM gave his players a sort of Ultimatum. Either you guys beat the campaign in time, or one of you will have to take a turn DMing.

[@Lh0000]

That’ll get them to stop going off track “you don’t finish in time ONE OF YOU HAS TO DM”

[@Toolgirl64209]

Or maybe a really good plot device. You have 28 day to find this ritual and cast wish.

[@Djiehh]

With the benefit of hindsight, I'm willing to bet that Aarau's Destroy Universe was the passive-agressive attempt of somebody to get back at their DM for bringing in Aphrodite as their final boss.

[@brbasher]

Lol

[@CalciumEnjoyer]

lok

[@Beepers559]

Should’ve been commoner (assassin)

[@oinkytheink1228]

@@Beepers559as an ally but he got destroyed early because the party didn’t listen to the fact that they have to protect the commoner assassin

[@Beepers559]

@@oinkytheink1228 darn I forgot about that. Just give commoner (assassin) a ring of invulnerability or something and that should remedy the issue

[@D_1_O]

If you were to cast Million Chains from a 199994th level spell slot, the spell would actually create one million chains. This proves it is the strongest spell in the game, as it was originally intended to be cast at that level, but was scaled down in power so that we puny mortals could catch a glimpse of its awe-inspiring strength without immediately perishing under the glory of one million chains (a lot of chains).

[@Taka.1011]

At 1M chains, the 1d4 deals on average 2M hit points, but because it takes 2 actions to actually deal the damage, it comes out to a nice 1M hit points/ action, or, in other words, 1 hit point/action/chain

[@3toplay67]

​@@Taka.1011No it's 2.5M damage on average, making it even more powerful.

[@Taka.1011]

@@3toplay67 yup sorry for the mistake

[@ullamolina2007]

That’s the spell Mystra could not allow mortals to have

[@jackwriter1908]

Player: *Awaken oh great One!* DM: _Okay, you cast the spell and the Primordial appears... And starts to rip itself apart, because you thought of it while casting the spell._

[@ingetamna]

This was my second thought

[@denismedvedev8214]

Now the spell cannot be used no more... becouse some bad guy thought he could rean ancient just alright, and now the spell is unusable...

[@Littlewarrior0106]

Ahahah

[@Bozemoto]

It's really just a more dramatic death note.

[@acorr14]

White polar bear experiment with eldritch gods

[@keybladeterra]

Aarau's Destroy Universe sounds like something a forever dm would add to the campaign, giving his players an ultimatum

[@Technotoadnotafrog]

"Either follow the adventure hooks or DM your own goddamn campaign!"

[@TheTrueFeleas]

Straight up sounds like something a BBEG an edgelord would make.

[@MastaGambit]

Aarau was probably the forever-dm who made this lmao

[@morrigankasa570]

I like it for in case the DM is a total jerk!

[@mrosskne]

Why? Just say you're done DMing. Your players can always find another group.

[@eiknaurjensen7927]

"Since this spell has an extreme effect it should obviously require an absurd amount of preparation, not only will it be 9th level, but it'll have a cast time of almost a month which not only provides anyone aware of the spells existence plenty of time to attempt to stop the cast but also means you'll die of exhaustion way before finishing the cast unless you've prepared a way to counteract it. Requiring you to actually have your level 9 spell slot available seems a bit steep though, let's make it ritual castable just in case." I love the idea of some ultra nihilistic wizard lord hiding away in his heavily fortified lair, with several servants sustaining him through greater restoration, successfully casting this thing for 666 hours, ecstatic that he finally gets to eradicate the universe, only to be interrupted in the last 10 minutes because he wanted to preserve that spell slot.

[@Ahrone1586]

I dont understand the slot part

[@astartesfanboy5294]

@@Ahrone1586 casting something as a ritual dosent use up the spell slot

[@mwplaylist2890]

@@Ahrone1586 And casting via ritual also adds 10 minutes to the casting time.

[@harrisonfackrell]

I think making it ritual castable makes thematic sense, even if it is a bit goofy mechanically.

[@mrhitech6742]

Or just be a lich

[@Geobeetle]

The reason that the gargantuan primordial’s magic is ancient is because it uses true damage, a damage type that hasn’t been around for an eternity

[@GamePandaXXL]

Imagine casting "AAAAAAAHHHHH" for the fifth time in one day and the DM beeing like "Roll a D20" - "Nat 1" - "a portal to hell opens and a very pissed Asmodeus pulls you in for eternal suffering cause you keep interrupting his sleep"

[@7Celestron]

This is the funniest thing I've read all day and now I want to make this a spell in my campaign XD

[@SSB_Master_Hand]

Asmodeus: _grabs the player's character by the throat_ "Listen here, you little shit."

[@rompevuevitos222]

The comically oversized hand squishes you like a cartoon (squeaky noise included) and drags you trough the portal to tell you "Can you shut the fuck up!?"

[@Nirrith]

Time to cast it directly on him

[@skell6134]

@@SSB_Master_Hand Asmodeus:You going to Brasil

[@sebastianfranasovic7005]

Not gonna lie, the Universe Destroying Spell sounds like an amazing campaign, sort of like Zelda Majora’s Mask. Quite interesting, maybe I could work something similar-

[@repubblesmcglonky8990]

I was thinking more Sephiroth level Universe Destroying :O

[@benjin3993]

Leaving scraps of the spell behind for the party to find when they defeat minions of the bbeg, they need to stop him from finishing the spell and destroying the universe

[@TheCondorcw]

beat me to it just have a giant clock behind the dm slowly counting down.

[@milvus7392]

I fully agr-

[@GusJenkinsElite]

The current plot for my setting is similar, with a world eater primed to consume the entire Plane when it gets there.

[@HexagonPankake]

Spell: create Terrasque, cantrip Spell components: v, m (a written note of apology to your DM and other players) Casting time: 1 bonus action You create a tarrassque. It lasts 1 minute, and is hostile towards every creature, including itself. If you are a certified therapist you may choose to use you’re action to give the Terrassque therapy, in which case it will no longer be hostile towards itself. You may cast the spell using a spell slot to increase the duration of the terrrask’s existence before inevitable(without a wish spell) oblivion. When cast using a 1st or higher level spell slot, roll a d8. For every spell level, one extra minute is added to the tarreske’s existence before it’s painful end. It is 1am and I have to be up early.

[@magnus6801]

"Тараска враждебна ко всем существам, в том числе и себе" Это так логично и умно, почему я сам раньше не додумался? Когда пишут, что какое-то существо враждебно ко всем очевидно, что оно враждебно и к себе тоже и в тайне хочет выйти в окно, но у него иммунитет к немагическому дробящему

[@goldend791]

I like the fact that the one d8 you roll isn't used anywhere in the spell, you just do it because the spell description says so. Very in spirit of descriptions used in bottom rated homebrews

[@HexagonPankake]

⁠@@goldend791 he’s just chilling.

[@goldend791]

@@HexagonPankake wdym? I'm not sure what that is even referring to

[@HexagonPankake]

@@goldend791 the d8. The d8 isn’t doing anything and is therefor just chilling.

[@alexross1816]

I find it funny that I was more critical of Mind Control being Necromancy rather than Enchantment than I was of Aarau's Destroy Universe's existence.

[@therealx1ras453]

Aarau must be an interesting figure considering he is remembered for creating this spell despite his universe being non existent

[@Technotoadnotafrog]

Maybe it's like Schrodinger's Cat or Maxwell's Demon. Aarau wrote the spell for academic purposes with no intentions of ever actually casting it.

[@dumbbass8867]

oberyth

[@RokuHanmar]

Maybe he's non-existent *because* Aarau created the spell

[@Th3M4k40n]

This comment made my day

[@fridaynightpizza7158]

@@RokuHanmar its not him being non existent that's a question, it's that he's still remembered. so he created the spell but never cast it, or he destroyed his entire universe casting it but people from a different universe know who he is

[@Can-uj5pv]

Imagine that, in a campaign with Aarau's Destroy Universe as the plot device, the party reaches and disrupts the caster within the last 10 minutes remaining of its 666 hour casting time, and then the caster goes "Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have cast the spell as a ritual!"

[@ninjashoe2158]

Hahahaha, so real though

[@arian512]

You had me in the first half XD

[@NoriMori1992]

Oh my God.

[@SobiTheRobot]

How in the fuck would anyone be able to stay awake that long to prepare a spell? 666 hours is TWENTY SEVEN DAYS.

[@arian512]

@@SobiTheRobot magic? Goodberry? Warforged? Reborn?

[@tonyrahme96]

The fact that there is a spell that not only alters the gameplay itself forever but also seeps its way to alter the meta-game is by the greatest I’ve seen

[@magnus6801]

Заклинание превращение в аниме девочку: 4 ячейка 1 действие Вербальный (ya mete kudosay) и материальный (костюм горничной) Превращает существо в милую аниме девочку горничную, которую обязан отыгрывать ДМ изображая милый женский голос. ДМу нельзя описывать её действия, ему нужно показывать что она делает. Если ваш ДМ девушка (это вообще возможно???) то она должна сама нарядится в костюм горничной, однако если ваш ДМ это жирный 40 летний мужик, то он тоже должен нарядится в костюм Горничной.

[@LoarvicLoarvic]

​@@magnus6801любимое заклинание Бэбэя

[@HazelHollytide]

I love how Acid Nap would make them fall asleep, then deal the damage thus immediately waking them up lol

[@clericofchaos1]

The "destroy universe" is way too perfect. I'd allow that in one of my campaigns and yes probably make that what the players are trying to stop. I'd also allow the "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" cantrip, with a few modifications, just because if courage the cowardly dog were a dnd character that's a cantrip he would totally have.

[@TheGaboom]

Honestly...I'd prob allow "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" unmodified The 100 Foot radius is a ton, but like, that range on an AOE is so extreme that you couldn't actually use it in a lot of situations Best case scenario, you're hitting your allies for just as much as your enemies. And you use it when outnumbered Worst case, you're in a city and casting this injures a bunch of random citizens

[@clericofchaos1]

@@TheGaboom lol i said with modifications. I would take away the damage and limit the range to either 30ft or 60ft at the most. So it would basically just be the fear effect OR i would leave the damage and take away the fear effect. I haven't decided yet.

[@k-aw-teksleepysageuni8181]

@@clericofchaos1 Leave the damage. It'll do as Know Dice explained. Make it so they injure others, OR use in epic situations where they are super outnumbered. :D

[@CaptainROARosaurus]

@@TheGaboom Injure? A commoner has 1d4 HP, so it's very probable that it kills a good part of everyone in like a market square with one shout. At Level 1. At level 3 and above you can probalby go around a town just shouting and killing everyone who isn't someone of power (Veterans, Adventurers, Caster etc.) before they reach or even notice you. It's great but also horrible :D

[@autumn1765]

i like the idea that a monk or rogue can just dodge their way out of all of the flaming barrage damage

[@sparkypikachu7776]

*flaming barrage approaches* Rouge/monk: someone call an ambulance.. *uses evasive skill* But not for me

[@AxxLAfriku]

NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear au

[@redrad14]

@@AxxLAfriku ok um

[@sparkypikachu7776]

@@AxxLAfriku uhhhh wellll...

[@FelixLynrim]

Or better yet there’s a Fighter/Paladin that has the shield mastery feat so they just block this flaming barrage of fire with their shield, completely unscathed.

[@ArtifactSkyline]

Interesting note about the last spell "AAAAHHHH!" it specifies all creatures. Meaning your party members are included amongst the damage. Also 5 rounds is oddly specific.

[@cassiopeia_real]

5 rounds is 30 seconds so its not *that* specific

[@ArtifactSkyline]

@@cassiopeia_real what I meant with that comment is 5 rounds is odd in the context of D&D 5e. 5 rounds being 30 seconds is true, but most spells with a duration are instantaneous, 1 round or a minute or more. I am not familiar with any spells that are 5 rounds. Not to say they don't exist, it just struck me as odd.

[@cassiopeia_real]

@@ArtifactSkyline i mean, its supposed to be a cantrip, so the author probably thought "1 minute might be a bit much, especially with no save, let's only do half a minute". ill check if there are any 5 round spells in a second

[@cassiopeia_real]

​@@ArtifactSkyline there is, in fact, one spell that lasts between 2 and 9 rounds, tsunami! A wall of water springs into existence at a point you choose within range. You can make the wall up to 300 feet long, 300 feet high, and 50 feet thick. The wall lasts for the duration. When the wall appears, each creature within its area must make a Strength saving throw. On a failed save, a creature takes 6d10 bludgeoning damage, or half as much damage on a successful save. At the start of each of your turns after the wall appears, the wall, along with any creatures in it, moves 50 feet away from you. Any Huge or smaller creature inside the wall or whose space the wall enters when it moves must succeed on a Strength saving throw or take 5d10 bludgeoning damage. A creature can take this damage only once per round. At the end of the turn, the wall's height is reduced by 50 feet, and the damage creatures take from the spell on subsequent rounds is reduced by 1d10. When the wall reaches 0 feet in height, the spell ends. A creature caught in the wall can move by swimming. Because of the force of the wave, though, the creature must make a successful Strength (Athletics) check against your spell save DC in order to move at all. If it fails the check, it can't move. A creature that moves out of the area falls to the ground.

[@padawanashla9094]

Ah yes, the ancient power of the ancient primordials, capable of dealing 120d6 of true damage.... that is negated entirely with evasion. Great spell, 10/10

[@wingdinggaster6737]

Actually, true damage, if implemented as it exists in other rpgs, would ignore evasion

[@AGuy-vq9qp]

I wonder if death ward would work.

[@areoants9453]

10:43 *runs up to the nearest bandit and casts Acid Touch* "Here have this bro." *1d4 is added to the bandit's inventory*

[@merlinfish1263]

Bandit: Oh thanks. I'll need that to roll my dagger attack on you.

[@venomousslime6797]

Plus at higher levels, you can give them MULTIPLE dice!

[@LSgaming201]

You: I cast Acid Touch on the Bandit The Dm: a small wooden pyramid appears in the Bandits pocket

[@ventexovakon2178]

@@LSgaming201 It is very difficult to make me genuinely laugh. Your joke is reminiscent of "You have my ear" mod for Oblivion. Thanks.

[@ChiggaChiggaBruh]

Party: encounters lone goblin on patrol. Wizard with "flaming barrage of the awakened one" prepared: My time has come.

[@ezic8215]

Im dying

[@user-uq9se1nx9q]

Basically, every high level JRPG party

[@ethanhill3929]

@@ezic8215 just like the singular goblin

[@hithedragon7842]

This is the funniest mental image thank you so much

[@pedrokotii2417]

Goblin Slayer moment

[@justfrankjustdank2538]

i think destroy the universe is meant to be a villain only spell lmao, but that replace the dm part made me die so hard of laughter lmao

[@justfrankjustdank2538]

i love the "you choose" part on the destroy the uni, like the caster just picks one of their friends to be the new dm lol

[@lordroyalnightmare]

Imagine the DM does use Aarau's destroy universe as a plot hook, but then the party fails so the DM is like: "Well, guess we start a new campaign in the new universe. So who's gonna be the new DM?" Party: "Wait, what?" DM: "It's part of the spell. You have to choose a new DM for the new universe." Party: "... You know if you wanted to be a player for a while you could just ask."

[@Leviathis_Krade]

same energy as the comment left on the actual thread

[@CorvusCorone68]

for the party to not only fail to stop the ritual but also to not notice the bit about a change of DM... whoever was taking notes is sucking

[@alecjones8286]

@@CorvusCorone68 I mean the dm doesn't have to specify what the ritual does or the effects of said ritual after use so it could happen (assuming of course someone else at the table doesn't know about it.)

[@nairocamilo]

I already did this. I asked, nobody responded, so I announced I'd stop for a while, but I'd play if anyone took the GM chair. Nobody did during my sabatical, and a year later I finally recharged enough to come back.

[@davididiart5934]

DM "Okay. Can I be a player now?" Party: "No."

[@Magmafrost13]

Aarau's Destroy Universe definitely seems much more interesting as something to give the BBEG, for like a series of short or even one-shot games where you rotate who is DMing each time you lose

[@wumi2419]

I feel like it's more of something one of PCs is doing in downtime between gatherings. So if a month passed without playing, "I guess he succeeded. He always wanted to see what happens to glitter in the end. It was disappointing."

[@kaylaa2204]

I imagine the BBEG is the most meta guy who is consciously aware of the DM, and as such he essentially wants to defeat god, and if he keeps doing so, he can remain the most powerful mage in the world, as he is the only constant

[@SirChris314]

rotating one shots where you start at level 1 and somehow have to get a wish spell within a month

[@ConnorGrummer]

Campaign where you speedrun getting a Wizard to level 19 to learn Wish and Wish the spell to not happen. The real difficulty is preventing the Wizard from turning evil and just casting Aurau's himself...

[@thatoneotheridiot3361]

fight the BBEG multiple times to prevent them from getting the glitter they need

[@thejazzrat977]

7:33 unless you were asking ironically I believe what they meant by true damage is that it ignores any and all resistances, immunities or anything else that would reduce the damage taken

[@brylythhighlights4335]

Interestingly, Destroy Universe is actually quite hard to *just cast* without some special thing allowing you to handle being awake for that long.

[@Aabicus]

Everybody gansta till the Warforged Warlock deems humanity unworthy of existence

[@Aabicus]

Actually warlock has the "Aspect of the Moon" invocation that prevents you from needing to sleep, so long as you take that you're good to go

[@benjaminthibieroz4155]

Just be an undead and you're fine

[@itscznben8728]

thing is if the bbeg in a campaign is a spellcaster they’re most likely a lich

[@ninalindqvist4032]

Be an elf.

[@MadAboutVideoGames]

Aarau's Awakening is now allowed in all my campaigns, and there will always be at least one NPC casting it at all times. It's a race to see who gets to decide who has to DM next.

[@douglasbrouhard7024]

Absolutely genius

[@Da_Shark]

To me it exists as an in world way for the DM to say "this isn't really fun for me anymore but ima give you a few more sessions to change my mind" if your players come around and stop being jackasses or murder hobos they stop the spell in time if not.... well..... you heard the spell

[@Sten43211]

@@Da_Shark well the caster has to find a way to survive without eating or sleeping first.

[@justalurker3489]

@@Sten43211 The DM could just have the caster be a lich or something, they can cast 9th level spells and are immune to exhaustion. make the lich's lair a labyrinth that takes weeks to get through. You now have a high stakes race against the clock with resource management problems (as you don't want to backtrack to lose time). That could be interesting

[@Sten43211]

@@justalurker3489 well yes but would that be as interesting as having th bbeg need to get a magmuffin first? Maybe something the players are also after? Maybe they have even hired the players earlier in the campaign to get it for them?

[@speedrunnercaliorda2787]

A consumable item: you get to cast whatever spell you want from dnd beyond, but it must have at least 30 down votes.

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

Instantly, or does it take *ritual casting time*

[@talgazit2224]

@@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028 Destroy the universe time

[@jakoblent4694]

@@talgazit2224 *1 month later* ohh he died of exhaustion

[@jonathanphillips3052]

@@jakoblent4694 to be fair, you would need serious prep time for that spell. like having items to remove the need to sleep, eat, drink, or all body needs other than casting the spell, put yourself in a fortress in a pocket dimension, in an impenetrable sanctum with numerous guards, have all the neccessary compotents on hand, and then begin the proccess of universal destruction, hoping to succeed before you are killed by your enemies. or be a lich and be doing that. though i wonder if maybe some varient lore of a universe with this spell is that such a spell is only attempted by the most apocolyptic nihelists or the most narccessistic of death seekers. most arch demiliches have become such attempting to cast this spell, for the gods rarely allow such threats to the universe to remain unpunished even while thwarted.

[@talgazit2224]

@@jakoblent4694 I would ascend to godhood first

[@FloatingOer]

Cantrip: "Aarau's save universe" This spell counts as a wish spell. When cast it counters and completely nullifies "Aaru's destroy universe", saving the world from being destroyed. Every class can cast this cantrip at lvl 1.

[@RyoIsamuGaming]

I'd call it 'Aarau's Checkmate'.

[@yourpalbryan1442]

"Aarau's In Case Of Emergency (Read: Someone found the Destroy Universe Spell I misplaced on accident)"

[@Madhattersinjeans]

This sounds like that red button in lost. Where someone had to keep pressing it once every X hours or the world would end or something like that. So they had like 2 guys in a cave slowly losing their minds just keeping that button pressed in time.

[@keemera-art]

love how Jacob laughed at his own joke about the runesmith like he's the comedian and the audience lmao great vid

[@elresponsibleadult2100]

I feel that Aarau's destroy universe is actually for DMs who have had enough of their party and want a break.

[@Gyup523]

Iv had enough of Jamie trying to get married to a kobold wisard so he can inherit his spellbook in years to come

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

I think that spell is designed to make SAVE THE WORLD! adventures happen.

[@flynnmoroney1900]

DM: Congrats guys! You've reached level 17, what will you do? That one guy: Goodbye, my old friend.

[@aaronzaharias9110]

DM: AAAAA-

[@freduruk6623]

@@aaronzaharias9110 What are you talking about? That's a completely different spell.

[@DoofyGilmore1299]

@@freduruk6623 dm tried to cast AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH in real life

[@alnu8355]

That would make "That One Guy" the greatest player ever.

[@sharalakid]

I think giving Mind Control to all spellcasters would make a cool world because you could reveal your real name only to those who you absolutely trust

[@meganova8930]

So tales of earthsea ?

[@sharalakid]

Never heard of it, but I'll check it out​@@meganova8930

[@Mursakageku9764]

"How does a rumble form?" *Slowly the Aot rumbling opening starts playing as flashbacks beginning invading my mind*

[@tobinator1767]

9:00 i just imagined a GIANT Cthulhu like Entity ripping through a Rift with a Roar after a long Ritual, to just tilt their wrist down and fire a tiny Ray to pulverize one single Person and then vanish with a triumphant roar.

[@soulrenvods]

Vibe check

[@Kaanfight]

You mean a GARGANTUAN Cthulu

[@superspicy8740]

@@Kaanfight that implies multiple Cthulhus

[@vijayk625]

Yeah man sounds like something out of a wacky episode of adventure time

[@andruloni]

@@Kaanfight how about a Large Cthulu?

[@LionBoy383]

“30 chains-“ Jacob promptly loses himself in a fit of laughter

[@Pablo360able]

million chains > 30 chains > 2chainz alternate joke: *Kurapika has entered the chat*

[@GibusWearingMann]

THATS NOT A MILLION

[@LFOtobot]

Just upcast it at 199,996th level, and boom, you get a million chains.

[@Ciant_Karamel]

30 chains by 2chainz featuring T-Pain

[@wildesflixchen1016]

That Spell is Castbait

[@littlebeesam]

The dracolitch soell after all the long winded complicated one literally made me crying laughing and now my co workers are seeing if I'm okay

[@tafua_a]

I think the best thing about it is that it's a cantrip which describes in few words the act of summoning the D&D equivalent of a pet intelligent zombie Satan with no spellslots.

[@grandmaster125]

"Aargons pain" damages the target whenever it makes an attack.... then prevents them from moving. So it can never deal damage... It's a 10th level, 20,000,000 GP, No Save "Hold Person/Monster" that lasts until dispelled.

[@FlameUser64]

It can deal damage. Target cannot _move,_ but is not incapacitated. They can take actions.

[@Le_Codex]

"The recipient takes 1d4" So... the player/creature just takes a d4... and now they just have it

[@andruloni]

Wait! Shit, I needed that.

[@EDoyl]

I got spares

[@Friendlybot9000]

Congrats, you now have shitty bardic inspiration

[@gallonofcats1097]

I don't know why, bit this comment broke me in half I'm legit crying from laughter now.

[@Brass319]

yes, now they can roll magic missile damage themself

[@nicoruppert4207]

Most races couldn't even survive casting this spell, they would die of exhaustion long before they're finished. This spell is surprisingly more balanced than it seems.

[@ingzor5687]

What spell

[@nicoruppert4207]

@@ingzor5687 The one spell that takes an eternity to cast. The one spell that has a casting time so long a human wouldn't survive it. That spell.

[@NoriMori1992]

@@ingzor5687 I assume they're talking about Aurau's Destroy Universe.

[@seigeengine]

@@NoriMori1992 Pretty sure they mean Oru's Deploy Unicorns.

[@alertedcoyote7892]

Warforged bbeg?

[@bryce5904]

Ok but what if you wrote an entire campaign using only materials you find in the lowest rated section of dndbeyond, including things like races and classes?

[@Belphegorite]

Challenge acc... nah, I'm not that much of a masochist.

[@demon_lord-san39]

@@Belphegorite but I am!!!!!!

[@paulgibbon5991]

I did, but then the universe exploded.

[@darenabryant9100]

The 'Million Chains' thing is taken from the Trigun anime, where Vash's brother, who calls himself that due to his ability to produce an infinite number of blades from his body which he forms into 'chains' to cut through things, does this. He rarely forms millions of chains, just millions of blades *into* chains of great length.

[@quartzossie]

I love how Aarau's Destroy Universe just lets you start a new campaign

[@mixmastermind]

I love that you'd have to account for the fact that you'd die of exhaustion while performing the ritual for a month straight without sleeping.

[@kittykat4480]

@@mixmastermind it’s high enough level it could be cast by a class that has reached the ‘no need to sleep or eat’

[@mixmastermind]

@@kittykat4480 is there any class that doesn't need to sleep other than an Aspect of the Moon Warlock? Which definitely wouldn't be able to cast this spell without a lot of nonsense involved.

[@Satsujinki1973]

@@mixmastermind I feel like it would be a group effort with several wizards performing the ritual in turns, Or it would allow you to rest for during the casting period.

[@Nesto_]

I also feel like whoever wrote the spell forgot that you can interrupt spellcasters, like just shank or kill them and suddenly you don’t need wish.

[@bulbasaur001]

I love how Absolute Zero is on the Paladin list even though Paladins don’t even get 9th level spells

[@RodrigoTakehara]

Well, if eldrich knights and arcane tricksters can have 9th level spells on their list, why not paladins lol

[@ZarHakkar]

Spell scroll tho

[@charleybrett1663]

Well, I guess if you ever want to play Epic Legacy it works

[@omegabright-hawk1794]

@@RodrigoTakehara paladins have their own Spells, Fighter and Rogue take from Wizard. It's not from their list, they don't even have one.

[@andruloni]

My favourite part was None components. You just blast. It happens. Try and Counterspell me bitch

[@petersmythe6462]

"exploding and instant killing you and the enemy." I like how something can be kilometers away with a speed of 50000 feet and you just see it, roll a nat 20, and instantly run to it and suicide bomb it.

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

Acid Nap doesn’t sound too bad. I’d bump it up to a 1st level spell and allow the target to repeat the saving throw on each of their turns.

[@brbasher]

I’d use that

[@theimperviousfirecracker7934]

OK but Jacob's reaction to the Million Chains spell starting with "30 chains" was priceless.

[@ZAR-Flaxorus09]

The million accounts for each individual chain part

[@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331]

@@ZAR-Flaxorus09 that means there's roughly 33333 parts per chain. If we assume each part is 10 millimeters that would make each chain over 333 meters long, which is 1093 feet or basically the height of a skyscraper.

[@runeanonymous9760]

@@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331they’re probably like 5mm or smaller, which still means that they are absurdly long but I think that if the links are chainmail thickness then it makes more sense mayba

[@jellewijckmans4836]

How would Evasion work with flaming barrage of the ancient one? Would you just summon Cthulhu to smite a single rogue and then he just does a triple backflap and flips you off.

[@jjstcase]

Rogues, man

[@hiyafalkor3630]

Technically they could only fully dodge one with evasion since it is their reaction for a single dex save.

[@maurosalazar5632]

@@hiyafalkor3630 rogue have two evasions, the one who dodges fireballs is a passive and is shared with the monk. That one dodn't use reactiosn I think.

[@jellewijckmans4836]

@@hiyafalkor3630 You are confusing evasion and cunning dodge. Cunning dodge takes a reaction to half the damage of any attack evasion means you don't take damage from attacks on a successful dex save (and even half on a failed one)

[@thomasmiller8289]

A rogue with triple backflaps is well prepared for when nature calls on the job.

[@krondor007]

Love the cantrip ahhh! Make it so it also effects the caster and see the entire party either die or run in fear of themselves.

[@Beto_Serrano]

You know, if you tweak the destroy universe spell a bit, you actually can make a campaign based on that. And, in the chance the party fails, you can have a new campaign with an "our universe was just reset" plot DMed by another person. It could be way fun, ngl

[@arturogasca760]

Is it weird Jacob is slowly starting to look more and more like the Game master from the DND cartoon.

[@Ditidos]

We have discovered his final form.

[@jonasateo]

The Gamemaster from the Cartoon but handsome :D

[@nooooooooope3809]

...MY GOD.

[@internetlurker1850]

Welp, see you in a few years, when Jacob is making a campaign and makes the party fight Tiamat at level 1.

[@arturogasca760]

@@internetlurker1850 sounds about right

[@gamogi7142]

What isn't immediately apparent is that flaming barrage of the awakened one, if no saves are made, does an average of 420 damage. Immediately top tier homebrew

[@user-db2uj9vc7s]

But while casting the first thing you would think is the old one itself, so he would insta kill himself

[@stevenyoung9738]

@@user-db2uj9vc7s guess he's blazing it

[@SirEliteGrunt]

Player: tries to cast Destroy universe which takes 27 days to cast. Dies from exhaustion before they can cast the spell

[@afiblacksails23]

I like as a DM making homebrew spell scrolls that are oddly specific like the caster was just lazy and used them to accomplish chores. My players find them, spend time and money… then find out it’s a scroll of dusting a library or summoning a water elemental that takes care of your garden and potted plants before leaving. I got almost screamed at when they took 25 minutes to find out they had a scroll of bed making.

[@originlostborn369]

Look for the “The Protagonist” class, you’ll hate it in more ways than ten

[@Aodhan_Raith]

It's hilariously broken.

[@Meshifuari]

Could someone perhaps link it?

[@aionicthunder]

@@Meshifuari Okay, so my initial comment got deleted (probably because it contained a link, which KZbin is weird about), but you should be able to find it on the wikidot.

[@Meshifuari]

@@aionicthunder I cant find it. Try splitting it with space or something :t

[@jojogacha974]

Is one of the passives plot armour?

[@jeffisrael3773]

Million Chains/30 Chains literally had me wheezing and in tears laughing. Hilarious video. You should do a skit of a player trying to use really stupid homebrew spells and the rest of the table just not having it.

[@kylezucchini]

Yeeeeess😂😂

[@CaltosVirnam]

You quickly became one of my fav youtubers and a amazing DnD youtuber that can hopefully help me understand DnD more

[@RandomMusik]

11:43 you just have to become LVL 199994

[@matthewletexier]

I gotta say, Million Chains summoning 30 chains is my new favorite spell.

[@pinchman2946]

I love the destroy universe spell, just because I imagine as someone's trying to cast it there's just a goblin hunched over staring at them, just ready as fuck. And he just stands there all 21 days until finally on the 665th hour and 59th minute he just drops a counter spell and tells the guy casting it to just go suck one.

[@Mantorok12]

or just like, throw rocks at him until he loses concentration and has to start over.

[@pinchman2946]

@@Mantorok12 Just steal a single copper worth of glitter from his stash.

[@Mantorok12]

@@pinchman2946 better yet, mix some dust of sneezing into his glitter stash

[@supreme_king_obama1158]

I think it says the spell can’t be stopped unless they use wish. So no counter spell.

[@pinchman2946]

@@supreme_king_obama1158 I thought that only applied if they were casting the non-ritual version? Maybe I misread it

[@PitViperAA]

I usually switch to another video after your content and don't listen to your ads or whatever, but today I stuck to the end and am so happy that you're funded enough to keep this up and wax stupid on your floor and do silly sketches. Keep it up. ❤️

[@benjones1452]

I really love this, Jake you are hilarious. The energy and the imagination and really useful knowledge you impart to the faithful is much apricated.

[@TheGREYPELT]

I have only ever seen "true damage" in video games. It is usually non-typed damage and therefore isn't affected by weaknesses, resistances or immunities.

[@thevrjofworlds2297]

Yep, true damage just refers to the fact the damage doesn't have advantage, but cannot be reduced or resisted

[@masterofthelyokianmonsters2886]

*Points at force damage.*

[@megaturtlesol]

If you die from true damage, you die in real life

[@justafan9206]

So, all?

@@masterofthelyokianmonsters2886 right? That's what I thought

[@laurenbastin8849]

The party Barbarian: “hey wizard, you’ve been spending 665 hours in your room, you alright?” The Necromancer: “I’m doing fine, it’s the universe you should be worried about”

[@Vgy1592]

This theoretical barbarian is incredibly talented at keeping time. I'm used to most theoretical barbarians being not-too-bright. Interesting change of pace!

[@nairocamilo]

@@Vgy1592 It's fine, he won't be for long

[@andruloni]

@@Vgy1592 Keen Mind is hell of a drug

[@austindyer2144]

Hey I’m really happy you do what you love, you seem like a grateful person and I hope you’re dedication to doing this continues to pay off

[@wiiblewobble]

I really enjoy these videos. I’d REALLY like to see a “crit or miss” style video where viewers could submit their custom dndbeyond stuff and you’d rate whether you’d include it in your game, or what kind of game would best suit it :)

[@Pariahdox]

This is just what the "theory" section of a wizard library looks like. This and beet soup recipes are what take up the remaining 99% of a library you got a book you needed out of.

[@Greywander87]

Okay, I feel like you could take the AAAAAAHHHHHHH!! spell, keep all the flavor text, but make the spell simply not do anything. No damage, no fear effect, you just shout really loud and make the circles of Hell tremble or whatever.

[@dazcarrr]

really useful if your campaign happens to take place in the circles of hell

[@BaulSDA]

Hey, i made a cantrip that bugs all the devils in hell. And then i used my telepathic powers to transmit it to EVERY spellcaster in the multiverse.

[@ZeroUm_]

Each time AAAHHHHH is shouted, it could raise the level of annoyance of Hell towards the player. You'd have an amazing cast archdemons, archdevils, evil gods and dragons pissed off at them, trying to annihilated the party because someone can't keep an indoor voice.

[@nobody5333]

New effect: whenever you cast this spell, all devils are immediately made aware of your existence, regardless of where they might be located. Repeated uses may cause them to become hostile toward you, at the DMs discretion.

[@kiracaroso]

I can imagine one of the Demon Lords sending out ever deadlier demons and devils to go after the party, not out of a desire for souls, relics, alliance, or because they are viewed as a threat, but because the "loudmouth" of the party keeps interrupting their meal time and speeches.

[@robertmoreno5802]

Congrats man! I just recently got into DnD and have been living your videos. They always make me laugh and help me have even more passion about playing the game. Your advice and approach puts me at ease and makes the game feel approachable and extremely enjoyable lol. At this time you've already surpassed 1.2mil subscribers and I can easily say that you deserve them. Okay. Bye.

[@bebop417]

Wholesome, genuine, good feels keep on keeping on and thanks for everything you do

[@MinecraftLovesSteve]

For those who don't know: The 10th level spell stuff is a relic of the old lore. Epic level magic, magic beyond normal comprehension. Epic Level Magic could go to 12th level and if I recall correctly there was only one 12th level spell, capable of allowing the caster to temporarily replace a God.

[@cryamistellimek9184]

Nobody is allowed to do that after one guy tried to be the new god of magic.

[@jaredgilmore3102]

@@cryamistellimek9184 In that world, no one said other worlds it was off limits.

[@seigeengine]

I dunno about all that, but dnd 3.5e had all epic spells not technically having levels, but being treated as level 10 for numbers purposes. Each spell instead had a spellcraft DC you had to hit to cast it. Never got into epic territory, but the yeet into orbit spell was probably my favourite.

[@Markcrazeer]

yes, destroy universe would be 13th level. and every god ever would band together to try to stop you.

[@thomcat2704]

Its called Karsus's avatar

[@rnglillian8081]

Balance AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! by having a chance to have a devil become your enemy due to all the quaking down there when you use it. It would function like the Flames card in the deck of many things.

[@Galgamos]

And the angels are really getting annoyed about the sudden occurrences of heaven-wide fear effects. They are fairly nice when compared to demons, but they do have their limits.

[@NoriMori1992]

I love that.

[@nikkilester618]

That outro was so genuine and just.. human. You're great. Keep being great. You bring so much joy.

[@joemcwhorter4770]

We love you man and the vids you make. Your awesome and hilarious and have helped me through many a hard day too my friend. Hope the best to you!

[@deathfuzz]

The funny thing is that someone casting destroy universe would probably die from exhaustion unless they had someone casting greater restoration nonstop.

[@andrewgreeb916]

I assume you can have someone else assist in the casting or you only get 16 hours of progress per day

[@vaultdestroyer4473]

They would need more than one person

[@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308]

Or a lich who wants to be asmodeus in the next game.

[@kemo7821]

Yu yu hakusho taught me you always have minions with a purpose

[@Kualinar]

@@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 Well... Any undead spell caster with the level requirement could do it... Then... Can a Warforged become a mage ?

[@bladeofhel]

I really like Aaaaaaaggghhhh. I think it’d be really funny to give it to a wizard as an early quest reward, then not tell them that it causes hell quakes, just have the players start getting accosted by demon cultists without any idea of why.

[@j_the_guyis_taken3409]

Ummmmmm… don’t you mean devil cultists 🤓🤓🤓

[@UltimosGabriel]

You mean, Aaaaaaaaahhhhh* , don't you ? Name the spell properly next time.

[@brandonbrynjolfson3149]

One of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched! Thanks!

[@TheFrugalVideoGamer]

4:45 - and that's why it's not as low-rated as Acid Nap, because the aim is more for GMs to have as a way to cap off an insane campaign rather than players to have as a "ha ha, I destroyed your setting!"

[@C00LGuy47]

That Destroy universe could make an *AMAZING* campaign as it reminds me of Majora’s mask of where link has 3 days, but make that 28 days and the atmosphere reflects that by having every npc becoming hopeless of their fate, Players are actually gonna have to consider on how to spend their time, since travelling on the over-world can take DAYS to get somewhere, putting allot of pressure on the players and making them think ahead on what to do in this time limit. Oh and it allows someone else to be the DM so you can finally play :)

[@21warmasters]

there could be alot of fun lead up to it. You hear rumors that a powerful archmage was found dead in his tower, throughout the campaign leaving breadcrumbs that powerful spellcasters are being killed in both silent and in some cases in very public ways, until someone figures out that every being who could cast wish was killed and the ritual has started.

[@WarlordMan]

Doesn’t sound so bad ngl

[@WildBluntHickok]

@@21warmasters "Kill every spellcaster who can cast Wish" feels like an impossible task. Although I guess you could just follow the rules for killing reality benders in the SCP universe: "The target must not see it coming" and "the kill must take 1 second or less from start to finish". Of course they don't have saving throws in SCP stories.

[@21warmasters]

@@WildBluntHickok just depends on how many powerful spellcasters exist in your world, but yeah, lots of different ways to make it work!

[@BigBoy-lk2gj]

This is just ToA with more steps and less days, but the concept it hella cool tbf

[@bajantexan8790]

Man, casting Aarau's Destruction is AWESOME. Too bad you'd die of exhaustion before you completed it.

[@InquisitorThomas]

Laughs in Warforged or Reborn.

[@finderfinder4290]

@@InquisitorThomas weirdly enough, even though warforged and reborn don't need to sleep, rules as written they still need to perform long rests to avoid exhaustion. Is that really dumb? Yes

[@garkr]

If you can find 666 gold worth of glitter, then you can find a person that daily casts Greater Restoration to lower exhaustion by 1. Eating though…………

[@rk9sbpro83]

You need to have a partner to cast greater restoration on you periodically

[@arthurtroy7392]

@@finderfinder4290 Hey robots need batteries to.

[@cedriclandry9814]

Your little speech at the end got me to subscribe. You seam like a nice person and I love your content.

[@j.genovese1769]

I discovered your channel just a few days ago and can I just say you are one of the funniest, nicest, coolest seeming dnd creators out there (and this is coming from a loyal Brennan Lee Mulligan fiend), keep up the good work!!

[@chiiiiaaa]

I would love to see an unrestricted one-shot, where the DM just says to all the players "All limitations are off, I want everyone to go to the worst rated homebrew on dndbeyond, and see what ridiculous broken characters you can come up with."

[@shadowscall7758]

What DM is that much of a machochist though?

[@nahuelmat]

@@shadowscall7758 the one that would also use the incredibly OP shit or just "rocks fall everyone dies"

[@ashtonhoward5582]

@@nahuelmat ah, you mean Gary Gygax with the rocks fall part.

[@qwertycal1707]

Race: Half Opossumfolk, Half Devil, Cyborg Class: Monster-Cards Duelist Subclass: Possessed by a God Background: Highschool Student

[@articusramos808]

Sentient red button.

[@sagesaria]

"AHHHHHHH"s only problem really seems to be that it's overpowered for a cantrip. Make it a higher level spell - maybe even a higher level barbarian ability? And the effects honestly aren't game-breaking.

[@banaman7746]

the rest of the party thanks you for not dealing 1d6 to ALL creatures around you... including your friends. fun side note: 666 hour casting time is impossible unless you are immune to exhaustion. you would die from exhaustion at around the 6 or 7 day mark due to not being able to sleep.

[@LordTuskk]

@@banaman7746 Thats why you have an undead do it

[@trentonios6024]

@@banaman7746 Warforged?

[@sagesaria]

@@banaman7746 Eh, we've all had mishaps with Thunderwave

[@sethb3090]

I like how it makes your party take damage and roll the save... EVERY CAST. One set of bad rolls and your whole combat goes sideways.

[@cloud1973]

You know, having a BBEG trying to cast Destroy Universe for some sort of reason like "Since theres suffering, Life shouldn't be" would be awesome, and should the party fail or even choose to cast it themselves they can simply start a new campaign with say, one of the players becoming DM and the Previous DM becoming a player.

[@Dragonatrix]

Honestly, the whole "there's too much suffering in this world and nothing we do can ever truly change that. Let's just reboot the universe and start anew!" is a great way to justify that spell being cast by a Lawful Good final villain, even.

[@wizardgreen6154]

So found your channel and dude you are hilarious. Love the homebrew stuff