Putting Weird Things In A Guillotine (Test)

[@masseydad9689]

Rhett every episode-“Guys, what’d I say about putting knives on Link’s side?” GMM staff at pitch meeting-“What if we get a guillotine?”

[@fragnugget]

I feel like the joke got a little old by now...

[@Snivy2500]

@@fragnugget it is no joke

[@justinjohnson603]

Guillotines have great historical value right about now in the global stage

[@myrusEW]

fragnugget what joke? The joke that link is very careless when it comes to dangerous things?

[@RealRaynedance]

@@fragnugget You pretend Link isn't actually a bit careless when it comes to dangerous things.

[@jajajasputin8927]

I wanted so badly for that Furby to survive for the sake of the terror it would've inspired in the hearts of all of us

[@gabberz_]

ja ja jasputin, lover of the spanish queen

[@damien8949]

Ga ga guillotine chopper of the British queen (Her heads in a bucket! Ha HAHA

[@kittenlove6636]

I made the likes 666 :)

[@relectric6290]

Haha haha I’ll make it 667

[@buttscrubmegafish]

You sir are an agent of Chaos

[@puffymcfart7782]

Furby: is talking Link: SHUT UP Furby: * shuts up *

[@dariagajewska3665]

And those sad eyes 😢

[@legobrickyardz3110]

😂

[@mementomori4685]

and then it talks again.

[@nightgaurdmoved7166]

*furby gets decapitated*

[@CosmicNova87]

I felt bad for it

[@LunaCat5000]

sometimes i forget that link isn’t actually short, rhett is just monstrously tall

[@DinnerForkTongue]

I never do, and don't think I will. The first time I ever saw these two, it was on The Slow Mo Guys, and they're beanstalks compared to Dan and Gav.

[@_veronica_r]

Yeah, theyre both tall

[@ricochet4674]

Rhett is 6ft 7 and link is 6ft 2

[@CrustyTheMoist]

@@ricochet4674 I thought link was 6 foot even?

[@LuvmyselfDiamond13]

CrustyTheMoist yeah link is 6’0

[@supermagnus6987]

i lost it when he yelled at the furby to shut up and the furby just sat there like o-o

[@Lovinia1]

Lol.

[@MSDKZfangirl2490]

IKR? 😂😂😂

[@alextheyoutuber7848]

Machas

[@thedanieljamesjeff]

"You feel remorse now?" Rhett being all confused about human feelings again

[@macklinillustration]

Rhett the robot

[@fatherizyoa]

Rhett the automated extraterrestrial

[@cloudykid7278]

12:37

[@Sarahjk826]

We literally saw the life leave that Furby’s eyes

[@littleredhairedgirlsteph3922]

That was a moment. 😔

[@timeddolphin3974]

That was the best moment of my life

[@sarajerde8280]

And it was good

[@baconlovingvampire4523]

Finally

[@yurminox9136]

What if it wakes up years later?

[@GreenDayBJAS2]

The way Furby's eyes just shut down was so.... brutal.

[@cassandramuller7337]

welcome to the french revolution

[@xxxellbrownoxxx]

Sofia Magalhaes I thought that seemed brutal

[@DoomGoodman]

No no no no it was beautiful so beautiful

[@katiebaker642]

@Marios Bairaktarhs youre evil FROM A FURBY LOVER

[@coonboy3558]

It was heartwarming

[@ChknKng]

So they aren’t supposed to give Link knives so instead they introduced him to a guillotine.

[@cobaltdev]

likemice a large, mechanical knife

[@legendarylimoservice]

Lol

[@gretchenfriesen9116]

When the furby went “...”, I felt that.

[@skatmanp0p44]

It said Aáh..

[@adarsh5647]

Lol

[@minisaiyan-ln4wl]

Sure ya did

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

@@minisaiyan-ln4wl what

[@OfficialAyannaki]

@@bridgerdad dang.. you saying that, i felt that..

[@yeetmemesarestillfunny2572]

They’re now taking revenge on the furby after it survived the paint shaker

[@nephetsbw4226]

Nah, Furby's have it coming!

[@lindsaykathleen8985]

They better watch it now... the furbies will take revenge on THEM.

[@maggiebeltaa5421]

I noticed that, too! 😂😂

[@Alienshade]

The furbys are behind the Covid-19 virus!

[@DinasourEqualsRAWRS]

I will never be in the same building as a furby. They will take over if left unchecked!!

[@pineapplepotato9279]

Me: Expects today's gmm to be like "International Breakfast Taste Test" Actual video: Terrorizing a furby

[@johndeneau7667]

International breakfast taste test is a winner idea tho

[@aleciastar1433]

They already did a International Breakfast Taste Test

[@pineapplepotato9279]

@@aleciastar1433 Haha I didn't know that!

[@johndeneau7667]

@@pineapplepotato9279 links or it didn't happen

[@alyssa-vi4jt]

John deneau links in the video

[@keith3783]

I would 100% buy a shirt that says "Safety Third"

[@HaveADeath]

jakehillhouse has them it’s a full on brand

[@98Rhiannon]

I actually worked at a summer camp where this became the counselors motto to the point that we wanted to put it on shirts so that part made me laugh so hard because I've never heard it anywhere else.

[@potatogaming8419]

Safety last

[@Chronicallywitty]

Keith it’s a mike Rowe saying :)

[@doyoulikemyswordd]

1Kth like

[@ashtonlow202]

I swear I heard that demonic thing say, "nothing can stop me now" right before the blade hit.

[@goofball02847]

12:14 is when it starts to say if

[@josephredpath536]

omg you're right...

[@tibb75]

They released its soul from its worldly flesh prison

[@annacook1222]

Omg I totally heard that...

[@lardlover3730]

oh god...

[@beatsbykana]

"do you know what retirement means?" *mythical beasts start sweating*

[@apolloguman2044]

the day they retire i SOB

[@beatsbykana]

@@apolloguman2044 I think they'll be making these from the old folks home haha

[@CriticalNobody]

Watching that Furby get a blade shoved in it was equal parts sad and satisfying

[@brandonballcheese5704]

Sadisfying.

[@Lex-iy9kv]

He was cute

[@Amaryn]

The eyes going dark was a little depressing haha

[@picklesmcgubbins5860]

His eyes closing 😭

[@tmakaj5951]

Wow

[@o2omysteriouscult126]

I don’t think anyone realizes how bad I wanted that furby to wake up 😂😂

[@apatheticAnxiety]

I for one would welcome our new furby overlords. Thankfully we are safe from that future for now

[@HeyJudyth]

I love that Link is so interested in the actual outcome that he’s too distracted to be competitive.

[@ebtothet]

Lol

[@SudoYETI]

Link: "R... S... what comes after S?" Rhett: "N O P R" What happened to Q?

[@seansmomma2007]

This comment shouldve been higher!

[@moonlady3000]

I also noticed that. They should have tied on that one because R is four away from both N and W

[@jaysonferraris3148]

Rstlne

[@Bobogoobo]

@@moonlady3000 S T U...W.

[@fidelianerina]

@@moonlady3000 N O P Q R S T U V W. There are 3 letters Between N and R. There are 4 letters between R and W. Either way Rhett was closer.

[@maydayqaygaming6454]

Rhett “N O P R so I win cause I’m only 3 away” Q: “am I just a joke to you?”

[@wallamazoo01]

N O P Q R or R S T W A year later I demand a do-over.

[@WhutADrag]

​@@wallamazoo01 R S T U V W*

[@ewhitmo1]

GMM: Link cannot have blades Also GMM: Link and a whole-ass guillotine

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Whole ass-guillotine.

[@hamiyahbrewer4875]

Why did “whole-ass guillotine” crack me up?! 😂

[@ewhitmo1]

@@DinnerForkTongue 😂 an ass guillotine. Now that's a whole other thing

[@bentilly1433]

Elya Hartley why can’t he handle blades?

[@dianaolvera2295]

@@hamiyahbrewer4875 cause they bought a whole ass guillotine for this episode 😂😂😂

[@TSS161]

2020 mood: owning a guillotine

[@midnightpredator18]

My thought exactly

[@honeydew75]

right

[@sodiumchloride3081]

Can relate

[@urgayandkeklikesit1808]

trebuchets are better 😤

[@maggiebeltaa5421]

I was confused whether I should be entertained by this.. Or mortified. I'm somewhere between right now. 😂😂👊👊

[@Hannahmac2200]

it's so unsettling seeing a lifeless furby

[@josephcooper4439]

underrated reply

[@AG.Floats]

It's great. What is unsettling is seeing a furby full of life.

[@sin-cerelymylife8671]

Hannah McIntosh nah it’s satisfying

[@lichofthewoods1132]

furbies are perfect agents of fear and chaos

[@lardlover3730]

@Nigel Lush lmao yeah

[@Utonian21]

Rhett: "I think Link gets the points on this" Link: "Because it's...Why?" LMAO

[@screamingscarlette]

I can literally see links intrusive thoughts through his head

[@Fnafiac]

Yeah

[@doolicious]

I can’t wait for Putting Things In things: Electric Chair Edition

[@watermelon_berry5894]

Rhett: And up first we have Chase!

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mystictron5515]

Daniel Dooley or the bronze bull

[@drunkensealanimation2187]

Lol

[@noxiouscreations4913]

Iknow right

[@username38800]

The Furby was executed for its war crimes

[@thetwiistedtee]

Beheaded

[@kayagorzan]

Indeed

[@skelebones9436]

Such as screaming in the middle of the night

[@Riolupai]

Done in the Yugoslav Civil War

[@gabiluch87]

I had a Furby and it had crimes against humanity written all over his eyes

[@bajamus69]

Haven't watched this channel in years, link hasn't changed and Rhett looks like a cave man

[@gamedungeonmastermaster]

Welcome back!

[@kittylitty01]

Same just got back and there’s a caveman

[@adelynjohnston]

He needs his old hair back

[@floridamangames8768]

Same

[@MorganFreemanPsalm]

Me: "They're cancelling everything for Coronavirus, but they'll never cancel GMM!" Coronavirus: 11:32

[@anicoleww]

BizzyBrett i was thinking that and I’m so happy 😁

[@linzum1812]

I was like 😳😷

[@howard7391]

😐

[@MSDKZfangirl2490]

That was a normal sneeze

[@hoodoo1827]

sneezing isn't a symptom.

[@sapphiresplash]

"Our prized possessions without our knowledge-" Me: oh god the children

[@icicloui]

Dissapointed there was no Bourgeoisie segment, honestly

[@brett5799]

They're just practicing.

[@death2548]

King Louis of France wants to know your location

[@frostbitefriends7993]

Furbourgeoisie

[@user-bo1sl7gs9x]

Aren't they technically bourgeoisie?

[@paulkelly3582]

"Today we ask the age-old question: Will it Class War?"

[@randoiguess]

I don’t like how the crew is able to build a fully functioning guillotine

[@leannamarie1318]

That's why I love the crew.

[@bigfupa69]

they're preparing for the rich

[@bambulbee123]

Well, they were able to build a working trebuchet. It's only a matter of time before this becomes Good Mythical Middle Ages

[@TheStarBot]

@@bigfupa69 so themselves?

[@angelsofia6992]

@dylan Kirkland legally blonde?

[@epoillaKory]

“ooze gel” link doesn’t know what memory foam is does he

[@norwAySMR]

It's called memory *foam* for a reason! lol

[@DontWorry-Bhappy]

Lol i was gonna comment this

[@Bvddy.H0lly]

@@DontWorry-Bhappy LOL

[@nono-fb8tr]

It's one of those pillows that has the gel cooling layer. That's what he meant

[@Sklarlightwo]

The Furby's eyes closing legitimately made me a bit sad. 😂

[@mb2871]

IT MADE ME HAPPY

[@alienshxt]

Get some help

[@lunarcorpse]

Google says: Technically wood comes from trees, Trees are dicotyledons. Coconuts come from palms which are really grasses and are monocotyledons so they could be classified as grain. Me: Wow, I certainly didn't know that.

[@bladefirestorm9498]

yet at the same time, a coconut is a drupe, characterized by having a woody shell around the seed.

[@lunarcorpse]

@@bladefirestorm9498 Hahahaha drupe. XD oh nature be a funny thing.

[@PibbDFanta]

I like that PFP Jimbei is my favourite

[@lunarcorpse]

@@PibbDFantaThank you, I've had for 8 years. My favorite is Brook. :) Your pfp reminds me of unus annus.

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Are you saying that palm trees are g r a s s ?

[@RoyaLotad]

Link: cannot be trusted around sharp things Mythical crew: yeah lets him within 8000ft of the guillotine

[@brookethomas407]

Royal more like 8 feet

[@jacobthompson1682]

It's not like he can get careless with it. The guillotine was invented for an entire country of folks like link. Can't be trusted with a sharp object but heads still need to roll.

[@ed3243]

"Daddy gets the clicks Mr. Beast"

[@BrandonMWhiteMusic]

Link rejecting points that Rhett was willing to give him is the type of wholesome content I'm here for

[@xLextonx]

sameee

[@ryanjames8137]

Link: "We have our very own guillotine over there." Me: Oh? Link: "You know what that means." Me: Demonitized?

[@jenjeneer]

Link: can we chop of the head of this furby? Me: a furby is just a head tho

[@mb2871]

Let me have my FUN!!!

[@nerfherder1986]

Link: SHUT UP Furby: *stunned silence*

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

Furbies are very obedient

[@rockyc6480]

Crystal Carroll there devils

[@alienmissy4836]

11:33 I thought the sneeze would turn into a Corona joke and not a "allergic to furby" joke😂

[@ZinkZoodles]

AlienMissy 483 same

[@Ng1Brad]

The virus doesn't make you sneeze but w/e, a joke's a joke.

[@beauvandegraaf2101]

Just went down to the comment section for this

[@alienmissy4836]

@@Ng1Brad I know, but some people panic even if you only have a cold and sneezing is a symptom of a cold/the flu so some people would assume that someone has the virus if they sneezed

[@meganreaS]

Brad Ng yes it’s does

[@morgangobin9985]

Rhett: What’s closer to R? N or W? Link: Well R, S..... What’s after S...? Link! I’m dying right now! 😂

[@samg789]

I love how the furby literally shuts up the second Link yells SHUDDUP!!! 😂😂

[@steffi2939]

I love that they are so honest with each other "I can't take the point" 'okay than none of us get it' So wholesome

[@gojiwarrior2479]

Furby: *Exists* Rhett & Link: The Council will decide your fate

[@m.kostoglod7949]

@@rruizz legislative assembly

[@Vengefulsniper_]

Godzillawarrior2 Hellkiller dbd is lit lol

[@potential_dog_eater]

Wow another Titanfall 2 player.

[@baileyplett]

I saw the intro and I was like: “this is the day that Link dies”

[@AFishBicycle]

Everyone “Do not allow Link near anything sharp.” GMM “Hold my guillotine.”

[@WeedimusTx]

I remember their first episode of gmm talking about their morning routines behind a tiny table with weird intro music and look how far they’ve come 🥺 makes me happy

[@hiimtired3266]

“lime in the coconut” me: **screaming the song** “YOU PUT DA LIME IN DA COCONUT AND DRINK EM BOTH UP”

[@kimberlycummings3777]

Found it 🤣❤️ I thought no one noticed!

[@patrickjones9280]

Link said it

[@shannencj2282]

Omg link is just not allowed to be in that area literally...

[@seantaur6635]

“Fully functional guillotine” What? Did you test it?

[@mikeysrose]

Maybe the manufacturer tested it with materials similar in mass and density to a human neck?

[@rohanghoshdastidar1047]

@@mikeysrose who says it wasn't a real human neck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@maggiecropp2532]

“It’s N, O, P, R” ...no, no it’s not Rhett

[@LLJay]

Yeah, It's ...Q, R...

[@GreatQueenFan]

So W is as close to R as N is.

[@kyleschneider2957]

Maria Spin no it’s not. Rhett was still 1 closer

[@LaBelleKairi]

Link: N,O,P,Q,R Rhett: R,S,T,U,V,W

[@ragspie]

@@LaBelleKairi vice versa, but yeah

[@paulieswalnut]

The news: "The Coronavirus could destroy society as we know it!" Rhett and Link: "Lets put a Furby in a guillotine!!" 😂 Never change Guys! We need the funny now more than ever! ❤

[@asktoseducemiss434]

Robspeirre would like to know your location

[@RobertoDeMundo]

Corona*

[@theogkintetoretard1113]

The carona virus😂

[@vinceemery5943]

The news never said that and never will

[@marylouherbias6982]

Rhett: “It’s any man’s game. Whoever’s right, wins” Furby: “You....?”

[@kobeangelesdamelio]

Mary Lou I heard that right as I read this

[@personaljesus4521]

The Monty Python Holy Grail coconut horse reference. I see you, Rhett.

[@craigkirkland]

"Come back here, I fart in your mother's General direction"

[@saintmyzeri]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

[@macklinillustration]

We are the knights that go Ni!

[@davinciandiversity8823]

It could grip it by the husk.

[@CalebSpears1]

It’s not a funny movie and I don’t understand the hype.

[@chavextermination]

I was hoping the Furby would survive and start laughing at them or wake up when they went near it.

[@AlexRussellFilm]

*Rhett sneezes* .... the crew: 😳

[@huyenle7242]

Same whenever I cough on the street 😂 the virus thing is scary though

[@je7450]

sneezing actually isn’t a symptom of COVID 19

[@hamiyahbrewer4875]

J E Yeah but the snot got germs 🦠🤭

[@chyanewilliams4772]

Link should have definitely got the point for that coconut/lime

[@eamesho7723]

Link gets plenty of free passes because hes so bad at games

[@courtneygardner6334]

11:26 Me: He looks sad but he doesn't know how to express himself.

[@KOCMOH4BT]

Did anyone kind of feel sad for the Ferbie? Like that was a very cinematic.

[@sterlinggutierrez5240]

Peter Petunin yes lmao

[@trashbag7716]

Yes

[@poeticeclipse]

Literally a quivering lip over here

[@xyzmaster86]

Yes 😰

[@CGiles]

yeah, the way its eyes shut :(

[@notrickc-1379]

I haven’t even fallen asleep. Good morning and goodnight

[@RononDex35789]

Same lol, class at 8

[@2stars247]

Same lol, class at 8

[@ren574]

Same lol, class at 8

[@AishahBolkiah]

Good morning and goodnight to you too

[@gabriellashae3788]

Same

[@Lisa-ps2rv]

"He's got two empty halves of coconuts and he's banging 'em together!"

[@n30nrabbit95]

thank you for that reference

[@beanday4658]

Immediately thought of that when I saw Rhett do that

[@igotskunkyfunky]

What's it from

[@isaacw5187]

CultivatingTrichs Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[@silverpslm]

But this is a Mythical Zone.

[@thatprogrammerjack747]

My favorite part of the video was when Link yelled at the Furby to “SHUT UP!!” Lmao 🤣 😂

[@krystint2517]

*This is a revolution!* rhett and link being so generous with points lmao

[@saraclinecomedian462]

Alternative title: Rhett and Link forget their own guesses for 14 minutes straight

[@domino_201]

“Daddy get the clicks, MrBeast!!” I laughed so damn hard! 😂

[@PrdPrejFollower]

**rhett banging coconuts together** ...waiting for all the holy grail jokes to come 🤣

[@jatnebuir6006]

They're Americans so they've never heard of that masterpiece.

[@therealone086]

@@jatnebuir6006 its just a flesh wound...

[@macklinillustration]

We are the knights that go *Ni*

[@TheBigkaw815]

Concord! Concord?!

[@Xd_Jheffy]

11:54 Furby: exists Link: SHUP UP Furby: 0-0

[@EricJh21690]

The furby closing it's eyes as the guillotine hit was perfect 😂

[@silverpslm]

The Furbey has been freed from it's prison. Now it will posses the nearest Vessel.

[@Onerso]

Furby*

[@debbieb4318]

Is that why Rhett has so much hair and beard now?

[@rachelkinakh4132]

“safety third” that’s a good description of link 😂😂

[@carollollol]

They should have had the Corridor crew over for this. XD

[@noahmcquestion7389]

They didn't even give them credit from starting this trend

[@wooaahh23]

@@noahmcquestion7389 yup cuz they totally invented the guillotine.

[@Jaymark895]

Wooahh yep, that’s about right

[@leydamoreno2480]

Rhett: “..M, N, O, P…R” the letter Q: *am i a JOKE to you*

[@julietteshuler335]

Is it just me or does safety usally come last in this show😂😂😂

[@Gullefluff]

Putting weird things in a Guillotine: Billionaire edition! This weeks line up: Jeff Bezos, Mike Bloomberg and Mark Zuckerberg.

[@pinksnake8001]

Nice.

[@jillianrose2891]

Down with the bourgeoise

[@Justinn.777]

Just imagine this episode but Link having control of the guillotine....

[@entranSingie]

spoiler alert: someone's finger will be chopped or nearly chopped

[@madeehakhan3297]

No just NO!!!

[@xevozmaster360]

Feel-a-this, Smell-a-that, Damien was right, you do talk-a-funny

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

shoutout to the furby that lived thru the paint shaker, still think it shouldve become a permanent member of the crew

[@saraloney9171]

12:15 the startled squeak it makes before it dies though

[@tylerhanson6134]

Dang that kinda made me feel bad when the furby just fell over and looked sad

[@Trixtr]

6:05 They busted a coconut! while lookin' on the internet!

[@nathanjoyce5024]

When someone sees GMM storage they may have questions....

[@movietimeateds69]

That would be the all time greatest episode of storage wars.

[@Happy-vw2ls]

I can't stop thinking about those lifeless eyes of that innocent little furby. Rest in peace man 🕊️

[@Michaelthehoney]

Yep I cry when I watching

[@AlaskaBird_]

Link looked to see if the furby still had life in it's eyes... then shut them again.

[@ultrawolfhumphreykagayakek3209]

It wasnt link, its rhett.

[@mb2871]

I loved that moment

[@CenturyScientist]

Furby: My ancestors smile at me Imperial! Can you say the same?

[@andrewwallace6797]

CenturyScientist i love Skyrim!

[@souljiacowboy3788]

Rhett: I put the lime in the coconut Me: *Daddy Day Care Movie flashbacks*

[@nephetsbw4226]

This episode is a little macabre...

[@giga-ratsey1420]

When that furby is in a box under a bed in ten years, it will wake up and scream

[@ameliasky.x5625]

“GeEyAtEeN” GUILLOTINE

[@lumina_]

They're pronouncing it right

[@katbowen4800]

It's pronounced right

[@ameliasky.x5625]

Kat Bowen Guillotine and geeyatine are both right I say gil-uh-teen so it was weird when they kept saying gee-uh-teen the whole time that’s all

[@robbieb313]

But they didnt leave links glasses in a guillotine ):

[@futrey9353]

no thats left on a shelf, not putting things in things

[@kiyaw.2318]

Did Rhett just forget about the letter Q?

[@sinful9347]

Remember kids... *Safety Third!!*

[@pok3man573]

I finally have an excuse to execute my brother’s Tickle-me Elmo

[@dguy0386]

YESS!

[@mb2871]

DO ITTTTTT

[@nunya_business1185]

You know you’ve gone far back when their introducing a hotdog is a sandwich as a new podcast

[@rihasethi8624]

11:33 Corona time

[@b.m.9883]

Riha Sethi He said I’m allergic to furbies so awkwardly afterwards😂😂😂

[@etherealsoliloquy]

I legit felt bad for the furby, especially since it was moving right before.

[@bondfool]

“Coconut’s wood. Coconut’s wood.” - Rhett McLaughlin, 2020

[@toomonkeyproductions147]

“Putting things in things guillotine edition” Me: “ooh that’s going to hurt”

[@isabellb9633]

You know what I'm gonna say it: Rhett is *insanely* attractive and has had an amazing glow up

[@LPSWeirdCow13]

You know what I'm gonna say it: Link is *insanely* attractive and has had an amazing glow up