Richard Hammond Crash Jokes Compilation

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[@Busch22Fan]

"Here comes Richard Hammond! Oh, no! He's gone off! Pepsi." James's delivery of that was golden.

[@spritschleuder1492]

Haha 😂 IMMEDIATELY After that part... There was a "schweppes" advertisement on my KZbin 😂 "he's gone off!! schweppes!" i felt that.

[@marnixkamminga8083]

Say what you want. James will always be the meme lord of the three

[@ForzaMonkey]

@@marnixkamminga8083 C H E E S E.

[@rominkivela9351]

Its at 1:57 for those who wanna jump to it

[@dwightmanne]

Pepsi upside down is isded

[@_Ty__]

Rimac took another jab at Hammond on the Concept Two/Nevera (production version). The fire extinguisher in the rear is held down with a leather strap that reads "In case of hill climb, extinguish fire"

[@swj719]

You're shitting me.

[@halorunescaper12]

@@swj719 I looked it up, it's true lmao.

[@swj719]

@@halorunescaper12 that is the most wonderful thing I've heard in ages.

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Yup

[@soulcornflake1]

Hammond even tweeted about it, appreciating the humor. When I heard about it I gained true respect for their smartass-ness.

[@cinderofgods8698]

I remember back when Richard came back from his big accident with the jet car how he asked that they never mention the accident on top gear. And it's nice to see how they were true mates, there's barely any clips from tg.

[@ahmadahmad-hv9qx]

I remember Jeremy pointing at the right tire once on Top Gear

[@TetraDax]

It's important to realize that all three of them are also the authors of the series. A lot of jokes are pre-written (Which is not a bad thing, very few people are always funny on the spot), and they will have discussions about them and which jokes are OK to make, especially about each other. So if there was anything that Hammond did not to go on air, he would have been able to object to it. That being said, both Jeremy and James were pretty worried about him after the crash and were affected by it, too, so I don't think they would have liked to really joke about it while it was still fresh on everyones minds. Jeremy even wrote a funny text message to Richards wife every day while Richard was in hospital, to keep her spirits up.

[@SenseiRaisen]

@@TetraDax Again, this are 3 relatable idiots who make you appreciate the fact that you also like to be idiots with your friends and jokes about stuffs once it pass. I had the same type of conversation with a friend about games and tech and does this sort of jokes about things we did long ago too (amost in the same manner Clarkson and May speak off. While His brother Reminds me to Hammond). In a way, they know what to talk and what to not talk about as well. Even some of their jokes, guests and skit are painful to watch in light of some events (like the time Amber Herd went there. Now day she is seen as a total bitch due what she does to Johnny Deep. Or how they joke about Hammond crashing due his tend to risk a lot before that happen).

[@DrewSavo]

Sorry to rain on your little parade, but I’d just like to point out that the bit where Jeremy goes “‘You have a blowout on the motorway..’ one for you here Hammond.” That was 3 episodes/weeks after they promised “Never again”. It would’ve been 2 but one episode was the American Driving Holiday Special

[@anotter321]

@@DrewSavo They also wanted to not mention Top Gear, but they do anyway. After a while if you are good friends you can joke about it.

[@Zman9042]

“Not the accident-prone little midget” killed me 😂

[@corbinselanne7990]

I can see why the insurers of such an expensive and powerful car wanted James May over Hammond, at least Captain Slow would've returned the car in one piece

[@aerogfs]

@@corbinselanne7990 Could have been Clarkson, but he's too tall and didn't fit.

[@Ruben-to9yk]

My favorite joke is the one where he rolled the van. If he is dead and you fancy a job at Top Gear why not write us at "I'm better than Richard Hammond was..."

[@c0hqn]

BBC, 201 Wood Lane, London W12 7TS

[@perhapscoleiro3164]

Wherever the hell we are now

[@lukegauci1159]

Above the One show BBC Studios Above the One Show London

[@481244]

Classic British humour

[@JamaicanCastle]

It's the emphasis that kills me. "I'm better than Richard Hammond *was"*

[@johnmalcolmthorpeflemingch8191]

The "what happened to the other one, Hammond?"'s delivery from Jeremy won't get old, not yet

[@Henrex2000]

Like the concept car

[@JamaicanCastle]

@@Henrex2000 Seven of them will get old...

[@ammarisrar2005]

@@JamaicanCastle what?

[@JamaicanCastle]

@@ammarisrar2005 They made eight Concept 1s, as they mentioned in the video. One of them was Hammond'd and will not grow old because it died in a fire, but the other seven will.

[@diobrando6245]

"hi Mindy" "Yea again"

[@lukegauci1159]

There is another moment, I cannot remember what they were doing, but Hammond was driving round a track and Jeremy turned to James and told him “His wife (Mindy) called me this morning and told me if he (Hammond) crashes again, she is divorcing him!” 😂😂

[@jeremyfong5684]

@@lukegauci1159 you mean hearing a tyre squeal

[@williambrown319]

"Hello Mindy, yes he's done it again." And Hammond doing the 'yeah sounds about right' nod

[@geofffreighbigginshire]

4:03 Richard : "...that was called Concept One. And they made 8 of those actually" James : "How many left ?" Richard : "Seven. Shut Up" Jeremy : "What happen to the other one ?" Love that "conversation".

[@richardbates1507]

4:33 The new Concept Two

[@chrisgames5201]

@@richardbates1507 the consept two has a fire extinguisher with a strap that says: "In case of hill climo, extinguish fire"

[@xor128]

And they just removed the conversation in new season. I don't like cars at all. I just want to listen these guys to chat.

[@VigilanteAgumon]

​@@chrisgames5201 And on top of that, there's a conference room at Rimac HQ named after Richard Hammond.

[@eshk7281]

@@VigilanteAgumon I am entering hammond (the room)

[@janoslehr1256]

It is ironic that in one of the early episodes of TG Hammond explained with a toy car what the differences are between crashing due to oversteer and understeer. Than he continously shows that neither has to occur to crash...

[@englishatheart]

But how is that the exact opposite of what he said? That is not irony.

[@richardcochrane1966]

4:08 "They only made eight of those, actually!" "How many are left?" "SEVEN!! SHUT UP!!"

[@JetFalcon710]

"What happened to the other one?!"

[@shaytrueblueaussie]

@@JetFalcon710 “stop saying things”

[@milanondrak5564]

I love the way the cameraman kept focusing on the damage Richard did to the Ferrari when he hit the bollard.

[@InsightfulUndercurrents]

Or the editor kept cropping the footage😂

[@Jrodsly]

Clarkson: "Can we never ever mention the jet dragster crash again?" Also Clarkson: (references it dozens of times, along with the other two referencing it)

[@lukegauci1159]

Tbf to Jezza he said “on Top Gear” They aren’t on Top Gear anymore so that agreement is nullified 😂😂

[@TacComControl]

If I recall, on Top Gear, when he came back, they were like "And he made sure to tell us he didn't want us making a big deal of his recovery or him coming back or anything else..." and then the camera panned to a bunch of dancers and a red carpet and all the rest for his return. XD

[@nssteja7516]

They didn't mention it in that series/season

[@dangerdean9066]

he didn't say when!

[@ammarisrar2005]

Don’t they pre write the bits they do? And I’m pretty sure Hammond was fine with it, if not he would’ve spoken up and asked Jezza to not mention the accident

[@IggyStardust1967]

Clarkson and May can be brutal when roasting Hammond, but give the little guy mad props, he takes the abuse like a champ, and keeps on laughing along with them. These three guys genuinely love one another(in a platonic way, obviously), and it shows.

[@johnmullens2857]

a platonic way as far as WE know lol

[@mcdxc123]

That's because they are actual friends. Not just coworkers.

[@RubyBlueUwU]

A big part of why I enjoy watching them is how much their dynamic reminds me of my three brothers, they just take the absolute piss out of each other but it’s all from a place of love

[@pencilcase8068]

If we can't call each other the most heinous insults are we really friends

[@WackoMcGoose]

From my understanding, most of the crash-related jokes are planned in advance and run past Hammond before filming, to make sure he's okay with them. That was definitely their off-camera agreement on Top Gear, and I doubt they would've changed that for TGT.

[@gamingpredator4226]

I love how when he says "Its not me thats on fire" and you can hear the brief pause before he adds "this time" at the end

[@swj719]

Because he realized that if he didn't hurry up and say it, James probably would.

[@alexrogan6563]

After listening carefully, I'm pretty sure he says 'It's not me that's on fire at this time!" I could be wrong though.

[@decodolly1535]

"Block of flats on the right" kills me every time.

[@smilyboi9847]

Please kill me!

[@MrTea101]

Still amazing for a non-proffesional driver with the amount of major accidents to his name he's still alive at his age. Guess that the advantage for being a hamster.

[@dbclass4075]

For his first major crash (dragster), his height is a major contributor to his survival. His head is just below the rollover cage.

[@dirtyone983]

He wouldn’t crash so much if he could see over the steering wheel, he just needs a booster seat

[@MsDemonBunny]

Favorite one is where Hamster sort of roast himself in a moment of self-awareness when he rolled into that ditch in Mongolia and you hear him yell reassuringly, "It's alright. I'm used to this!" 😂 He's got a sense of humor about himself and he owns it. Really, though, at the end of the day, we're all just glad the man is still alive.

[@JetFalcon710]

Yeah, every time I see Hammond's Rimac or Vampire dragster crash, I'm always left wondering, "How the hell is this man still alive???"

[@peytonmac1131]

@@JetFalcon710 I remember reading in an article about the dragster crash that when it rolled, Hammond's head came less than an inch away from the ground under the roll bar. If he had been even an inch taller, he wouldn't be here at all.

[@JetFalcon710]

@@peytonmac1131 Right, I remember hearing about that at one point. He may be a bit salty about being short, but he can't complain that much because it did save his ass

[@Riese79]

The fact Hamster crashes only in curves, makes him the perfect American.

[@HowIsTheCraic]

Crashed a jet powered drag car too

[@TheRealTburt]

@@HowIsTheCraic Also an American thing to do.

[@_JamesMorrell_]

Not only curves he crashes in straights too

[@DesertWolf392]

Hammond's crash must be the only running joke that has crossed over from Top Gear to Grand Tour.

[@vulpes7079]

Aside from the BBC

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Which crash of his many hundreds are you referring to?

[@revolver265]

They redid the "bet" with the Supercar trifecta (918, P1, LaFerrari), and as last time the P1 lost. The terms of the bet, in order to avoid the BBC knocking, was changed from changing Jeremy's name, to blowing up his house.

[@springtrapsawesomegang3016]

I like how May apologises to Hammond after the crude joke he makes at 2:42, these guys are true friends and really know each others boundaries XD

[@hxbyyexe7029]

Jeremy : we don't crash Also jeremy : well, two of us don't

[@angelobrewster6293]

He even crashed his bike while in lockdown

[@vyssequeeve]

And riding on the tram tracks. Hell, even he managed to sink a non-speeding boat, give him time and he'll crash the British economy.

[@chrishines6048]

He can't go anywhere without crashing

[@Tahkaullus01]

At least he's consistent. 😛

[@Exodia0715]

I love how Rimac even got in on the "Hammond can't drive" joke

[@benn8793]

There are some people who find the constantly recurring phrases and references boring. For me, however, they are an important part of it without a doubt.

[@PPedroFernandes]

Don't forget this is spread over the course of many years

[@martyncawthorne9663]

I love it when Hammond is driving into a corner with the home made tyre covers on his car and Jezza looks around and says ‘where can the helicopter land?’. Priceless.

[@bigbadbob7889]

James: goes slow Richard: crashes Jeremy: doesn't acknowledge when things are horribly broken and just keeps driving

[@jarletheaton2860]

2:40 is probably my favourite thing that James May have ever said. The delivery is excellent.

[@TehMehKehIen]

0:40 later that clip "I've seen you multitask while driving" "You can't talk about that in television" Compilation: Sexual innuendos

[@Mypenisissmallbut]

Best one for me was James May ‘Sponsorships on the bottom of Richard Hammonds car’ James Mays delivery is always on point.

[@hughshax5903]

"oh no Richard's gone off! Pepsi"

[@bradleymarshall8469]

6:30 Love that sincerity in his voice!😂

[@someguy3162]

Then Richard Hammond arrived, rolling down the mountain side

[@mr.lama.687]

Pepsi

[@viking4130]

Richard is a damn good sport considering he nearly died twice. The Vampire and Rimac were both really serious accidents.

[@litos9738]

1:17 this was the episode after Hammond came back from his first big crash in the jet car. His front right tyre blew out.

[@krekmanski]

The upside down car photo is the first thing in many many moons that made me spit my beer from my nose....

[@richardbates1507]

2:41James May: Well I can why you were disappointed Hammond, you put an electric race car on a race track, next you know you crashed.

[@swj719]

That was savage, and I suspect not in the original script.

[@markcf83]

That's what I call a Champions League burn......

[@ritarossweisse_]

I like how Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond are like those kids who always argue around the house while James May calm them down like a parent always do 😂

[@samuelkim1827]

when hammond said "please kill me", i felt that

[@willy_b_coyote]

It’ll be a sad day for humanity when these three inevitably film their final program together.

[@nicholasw.3488]

Detroit: Clarkson: He's gone off!! May: Again Clarkson *breaks character with laughter*

[@A_furry69]

Pepsi

[@kynismos]

Let's face it, Hammond is adorable.

[@JetFalcon710]

It feels a bit weird calling him cute since he's 52, but yeah, he's cute

[@abijaykollarasajeesh2755]

I believe Hammond and May aged like a fine wine

[@availingcoder4092]

1:39 my favorite joke of all time.

[@washambiswimp714]

I'm glad they're all so close to constantly mock each other for this, it just makes me so anxious that i can hardly stand it but a lot of good moments do come from this

[@3ormorecharactersmaybe5]

1:45 I love the fact that this actually happened once IRL; Murray Walker (RIP) actually mentioned Toyota (a big sticker behind a Toyota car) when a Toyota rolled over in a BTCC race (Just look it up somewhere on KZbin)

[@friedrichg.6103]

Can we just make clear, that Hammond only had so many accidents, because he can’t really look over the steering wheel.

[@polishavgeek1849]

I really want to watch the video but Hammond crashed my KZbin account...

[@ellenkingsley]

I love it how Hammond just takes it when Clarkson and May joke about his crashes

[@posthumousc4913]

I don't know which is more brutal, Hammond's crashes or the jokes about his crashes.

[@TerrorMau5]

Richard Hammond is a racing driver, he just goes for gaps no one else can see.

[@JamaicanCastle]

Yeah, maybe there's a good reason no one else can see them 🤔

[@wjmcd703]

"Now I know what its like to be Richard Hammond." Thats too funny

[@touristguy87]

11:15 the world needs more humor like that

[@malice6081]

10:18 ima be honest that Watch could be used as an add for the manufacturer, because the fact it’s still working is amazing

[@wjmcd703]

Richard's insurance rates must be through the roof

[@chrispbacon3042]

Just as well Hammond has a good sense of humour about it all.

[@eugene__eugene]

This cannot possibly be all of the jokes

[@CricketEngland]

Have we forgotten the number of time Jezza rolled the Robin Reliant.

[@quarantinejet2312]

Yes but even The Stig rolled it

[@DrewSavo]

Here’s a question from the test. “You have a blowout on the motorway....” One for you here Hammond, “You have a............” Me: Dead. It only took 3 episodes before he went back on his word never to mention it again.

[@thaqifazumi4001]

You forget the time when Hammond test a Porsche Cayenne, he crash into camera car on opposite direction. The other one when he test the Ferrari F360, he spun the Ferrari. May made fun of it said that's why it's called F360 because you went "F*******kk" and then do a 360...😂😂

[@RBenjo21]

You missed one, which is Richard saying on the phone to the insurance companies in the teenage challenge “nope. No accidents in the last 4 years. 😬”

[@tariqabusaleem]

They absolutely violated hammond with these gifts 💀

[@Billy_Hughes]

when i got hit by a car this is a exactly how my mates treated me. it was 5 seconds of "are you alright" and then straight to the jokes

[@boromiszajano]

"Block of flats on the right!" 😂

[@lukegauci1159]

I thought this would be much longer, considering 80% of the time Hammonds cars are upside down

[@joeoak8181]

Here they are, folks - the antithesis of the Three Wise Men.

[@K.R.O1875]

You're just one, chap. You can be multiple genders, but not multiple people.

[@andrewlangley9507]

Old racing adage: “If you never crash, you’re not trying hard enough”. ( I think that’s what it was. )

[@DrewSavo]

Finally, the most cursed but enjoyable video collection has been published.

[@orangesaldur1828]

"It not me thats on fire this time !!!"

[@GIBBO4182]

“Block of flats on the right” 😂

[@futurecat]

Fave Hammond crash: van challenge, when he rolled the Suzuki super-carry aka Bedford rascal. You can see a good bit of space underneath the rascal as it flipped over. He didn't merely make it roll off its wheels. He made it flip into the air.

[@leifvejby8023]

Sort of overdid it a bit, but quite impressive to watch.

[@scsutton1]

He still has whiplash from that accident.

[@crazylizard1889]

Missed one in the Colombia special "Even though Hammond isn't at all accident prone..."

[@Alanphuphalee]

There was something special about watching Top Gear on BBC Three. I don't know what it is but man those were the good days

[@nunyabusiness5275]

This never gets old

[@shaytrueblueaussie]

And here comes Richard Hammond, oh no he’s gone off. Pepsi! 🤣

[@S0M3GUY778]

I love how Clarkson says "Not just any ruined watch! It's YOUR ruined watch"

[@newsupdates3622]

These are all so amazing! Thank you!!

[@carsoncasmirri3874]

Honestly it is funny just how often Hammond is the butt of jokes and how well he takes it.

[@geennaam1201]

hearing how many times jeremy mentions hammonds trousers getting cut of, he must have been impressed by the sight

[@JetFalcon710]

I guess so, it's not every day you see your colleague in his underwear

[@monkofdarktimes]

Clarkson spawned a lot of bad fan fiction

[@theace479]

Very poetic of you to put the last segments of clips at the end. Gifts and the alarm clock, great video

[@cheslyn8614]

No car show will ever top the original top 3 ❤️

[@wjmcd703]

The alarm clock bit had me roaring with laughter

[@lordalph2102]

Richard Hammond, the Unkillable.

[@nielslauridsen2323]

Remember at the end of Series 9 Episode 1 when Hammond asked (and they all agreed) that they'll never mention his crash on the show again? 1:17 well, it took Jezza two episodes before he did 😆

[@peterkerr4019]

"They only made 8 of those". 'How many are left?'. "Seven. Shutup!" . That cracked me up!😂🤣😂🤣

[@joshbowersmtb8870]

During loch down Jeremy forgot something. Richard didn't crash at willow springs on late late James corden show.

[@nicholasw.3488]

T'is true

[@thescpfoundationohm9125]

great video :) liking the use of grand tour clips as ive not seen much of it :)

[@djdrago9712]

9:46 "this is a bad place" 4:06 Hammond: They only made 8 of those May: How many are left? Hammond: 7 SHUT UP! This is a great video

[@chrispcarrot]

As I watch this the old Frankie Boyle joke on MTW about Hammond pops into my head and I can’t stop laughing.

[@SpiritmanProductions]

Boyle: "That should be the anti-speeding advert: It should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day."

[@whoeverit9087]

0:58 Love it that they are all clapping Hammond for getting around a track right way up and the guy in the blue tee is just there looking like he is looking into a new, personal hell.

[@Rasscasse]

Mustang. This is a superb compilation. Bravo 👌

[@xenosmoke8915]

I remember him being a little weird after the first one. The blow to his head definitely had permanent effects. And the shows stylists really struggled with his hair after the surgery rearranged his crown. He had really mad hair for a bit.

[@iangalt6899]

Top Gear and Grand Tour has literally trained my brain to look for the word "anus" and other genitalia references

[@angryzombie8088]

James May gave the most practical gift for Hammond, a velcro pants.

[@drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890]

6:02 respect for that self burn

[@NGMonocrom]

Oh that last sketch! Laughing so hard that I got chest pains and started coughing! 🤣🤣🤣🏎

[@peterkerr4019]

Clarkson looking at clouds of smoke & saying to May 'Hammond's lap's going well'.😂😂

[@microfarming8299]

I just love this.

[@freshlife7857]

♥️ Great video ! The video is a masterpiece ♥️

[@simonayers8033]

They should sell the underside and the roof of Hammond car - Pepsi, coke, pepsi, coke, ditch

[@bengoacher4455]

Breaking a ferrari is an especially bad thing: Charles Leclerc: -_-