Richard Hammond (old Top Gear) [No audio normalization!]

He's short, he crashes a lot and he always has white teeth.
And yet he has more guts than the other two presenters put together.

[@DeadlyLazer]

"I think you're the best looking guy on the program" "Well that's hardly an achievement, is it?" Savage hamster

[@watermalone5782]

Best regards, Stuart

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Stuart, come on in!

[@jonasg.1405]

in the first clip, the fact that they played "Upside down" by Diana Ross to greet him back, after he flipped a jet powered dragter, amuses me greatly

[@Xiaomi-jm2gz]

Didn't even notice that till you pointed it out.

[@7hanasi]

I’m laughing at the fact it’s just titled “Richard Hammond”

[@violet.632]

Same

[@fatmunch6318]

There’s one on James may

[@zeke3633]

It’s a short title for the shortest one of the trio

[@chubski2514]

Do you need any more

[@Pablo_Cabeza]

Not anymore, and It makes me sad :(

[@mstr-rptr]

"It gets better than that, Stuart come on in!" I literally died

[@Mccaigg]

Yeah that one went under the radar sadly

[@imatlastheyote]

Richard Hammond: shortest man to beat death more than once

[@samueljones3668]

Fordsie He makes Tom Cruise look like a pussy.

[@GeoffreyBronson]

The most British entrance ever. A whole bunch of gorgeous women dancing for you and celebrating your arrival yet he walks down the stairs downplaying and apologising. Long live the Hamster!

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

Inwardly cringeing, so intensely :')

[@Blueb3rry_25]

I love how instead of putting the fire out, they argue over who is going to do it.

[@williamg209two]

Wat guys do

[@juliaverrier]

He does look like the cat in Shrek 2

[@dragongod666sevagoth3]

Puss in boots

[@Chan-zv5kb]

😂 for some reason that does kinda suit him

[@Seethenhagen]

2:17 I think its kinda sweet how James makes sure to let him know he's kidding, just to make sure he doesn't keep being worried.

[@jedd1954]

Richard Hammond being bullied for 15 minutes

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Well, not bullied, just being funny I guess?

[@noelnicholls1894]

He’s the one that got in a rocket car. That makes him the bravest of the three, bullying him is not what they are doing.

[@joeogle7729]

It's probably been pointed out already but when Hammond is walking down the stairs, the songs lyrics are "upside down, round and round." A gag that I took way to long to realise

[@h.nry007]

69?

[@joeogle7729]

Thanks for that contribution.

[@big_bicep_bill7594]

@@h.nry007 he crashes alot

[@lladerat]

Hammond : I AM A DRIVING GOD! much much later in the series Clarkson: I AM A DRIVING DOG!

[@JetFalcon710]

5:00 For some reason I find this clip kinda funny, partly because of Hammond's smile after Jeremy asks him if he's now mental. You can tell he knows Jeremy's just fucking around

[@sabredivision509]

I love how Jeremy Richard and James are just big 5 year olds

[@annieetc.563]

this is less of hammond's funny moments and more clarkson roasting him

[@MausOfTheHouse]

But its still funny

[@Adrianlovesmusic]

i have a theory they're all 15 year olds. Richard is 9.

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

That's reality, not just a theory.

[@hippityhoppity6159]

No. James and Jeremy are 9, Richard is 4.

[@DrDM87]

Your all wrong, As Jeremy as said, he’s Eleven

[@jaw1489]

Clarkson is Chewy, Hammond is R2, and May is C-3PO. And the Stig is the Millennium Falcon

[@livirus3826]

Then who's Han? o.0 Oh...wait...

[@GarnetZev]

Three mates having a laugh and getting paid for it. That's what I want to do when I grow up. Lol

[@zero_meercat8624]

Sebastian Jackson same bro

[@TheTektronik]

The guys have so much fun all the time.

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

Life goals tbh Be as ridiculous as possible. :')

[@ekim4926]

Never forget that when the chips are down, Hammond tends to be the one that voluntarily stuck behind with his mates, whereas May and especially Clarkson would just bugger off (Bolivia and Alabama come to mind). Even Jeremy had to admit when they did the film about a mid-engine supercar to replace the 458 that Hammond was a brave man. He is smaller in size than the other 2, but more than makes up for it with heart.

[@caitlin875]

what episode was that?

[@earlofsmeg]

"...she wants you to be her dungeon bitch!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robert357900]

I always found funny that Hammond, the only one who would go camping in the wildness and is portrayed as a farming boy don't like insects that much.

[@codyblea3638]

I've been doing tree work since I was 5. Doesn't matter if I'm trimming trees next to a house in the suburbs, or fifty feet up a tree in the middle of the woods. If a spider gets on me, I'm likely to scream like a little girl. Or those Oriental wood borer beetles. Digging out a mountain pine beetle from your shoulder, and having to make sure the head came with it like it was a tick, will do that to a person.

[@Fungamerplays]

9:43 i love May walking away too hide his laughing

[@lockedoutofaccount371]

They give each other so much shit but they always pick each other up when they need it. Gotta love these guys

[@nadimnassar7094]

That was the best entrance I've seen anywhere

[@itsexpla]

I know you are watching this because you’re bored at home because of corona.

[@isaacramsay7889]

i’ve been binging these for the last 3 days

[@jacobjennings4238]

Same

[@malum_deus]

Expla / VFX Editor exactly 😂

[@EbolaSquirrel]

No,I’m in bed,its 2:50 am

[@aliath1413]

shhh dont tell anyone

[@raghavsundar8253]

12:01 "AAAHH YOUVE FROZEN MY GOOLIES"

[@basix4089]

It would have been funnier if they ordered extra tall dancers

[@arian-rh2fh]

10:39 had me in tears bruh hamster was so underrated

[@benflanagan8584]

His alter ego as a mad chemistry teacher.

[@lancs_emergencyspotter9661]

*69*

[@JamieR1988]

They all made each other so much better by becoming co-hosts.

[@PG-20]

At 9:39, I love how James isn't able to contain himself, it's hilarious.

[@timfields2446]

lol the first and last time they hugged on television

[@nmcproductions5037]

Omfg when May put his hand out to shake when Hammond tried to hug him

[@tommallon4052]

Hammond says "sorry" so often one would suspect that he's a Canadian.

[@seuchenvater5687]

as a canadian, can confirm that the frequency of "sorry" is not a myth

[@crumblestheclown]

The English also say sorry a lot.

[@abramo7700]

Goddess of Tea they either say sorry a lot or never say sorry

[@hiteshadhikari]

@@crumblestheclown they better for what they did to the world

[@crumblestheclown]

HITESH ADHIKARI Calm down. History should be there as a reminder of what they once were and did never will do again.

[@lord_scrubington]

'I am a driving god.' Indeed Hammond, u are a god related to driving, you are the god of crippling, debilitating, life-ruining crashes.

[@RWoody1995]

To be fair he technically has never had a life ruining crash, his life is pretty good after all of them as far as I can tell. ...except for the new taste for celery he gained after the dragster crash... I guess you could call that a life ruining.

[@lord_scrubington]

@@RWoody1995 Yes, he wasn't crippled by any of it. But he is a god. Any one else would probably be crippled following most of Hammond many accidents

[@aidansoldcorner9796]

Love how the song for Hammond is "Upside down and inside out”

[@BiRDiEHere]

Now *THAT* is friendship! (0:33)

[@xXxlLEGENDZlxXx]

"Aaargh, you've frozen me goolies!!!"

[@yaboicosmiccrussader3265]

I know we now have The Grand Tour, but this is Top Gear, its the program i watched from such a young age, my childhood was great because of Clarkson, Hammond and May and nothing can ever compare to it. But by just watching The Grand Tour, you can really see how much the BBC were "bottlenecking" them so to speak.

[@Catalina._]

Corrosive Materials TGT sucks and scripted to death...

[@rebelguy9487]

I still tear up every single time I see Hammond's return from his dragster crash.......top bloke!

[@Astrophysix1]

13:16 Gotta give props to the guard who went "whoa.."

[@racer0695]

This includes multiple clips I was so grateful for watching before my parents were up...

[@sirjack528]

Jermey Clarkson has such a contagious laugh.

[@TheKeebster1]

The “I’m a driving God” bit hasn’t aged very well... Gods don’t crash 🤣🤣

[@RWoody1995]

I think he's already had his worst crash before that bit with the dragster lol

[@gkeaoyrge]

Still makes me laugh how they played 'Upside Down' for his return after a horrific crash in which he went just that haha

[@moritzprivat7325]

This rather is "Best of Clarkson roasting Hammond" 😂

[@Solicify]

I fucking died when the chicken started flying everywhere

[@lewismacleod8735]

Time stamp

[@Solicify]

11:19

[@bradman7281]

"Did no one tell you it was going down that one?" "NO, *obviously*, OR I WOULD'VE BUILT IT, OVER *THERE*. My fucking sides.

[@damienclarke5429]

That is... fairly embarrassing. What I need, is a big machine!

[@madcat4563]

If there are any children watching : me 8 years ago. Dad what are they on about? You will understand when your older.

[@DasaLetsPlay]

0:02 the sound jeremy makes when hes inhaling

[@waffle7131]

Slurp

[@jeremyfong5684]

"we have a Jedi Knight in our reasonably priced car, but we start off with Richard Hammond, who's more sort of R2D2 really"

[@jackdog06]

“Ooooh, you funny man”

[@Jake_Connellan_71]

Hahaha the EasyJet logo on the side of the stairs that Hammond comes down at the beginning!

[@TheAutobodyking]

they must of get it for free lol

[@ThelouwseFD]

14:30 I still have nightmares of this clip

[@Taremioca69]

We are in the country of Chile

[@everytingsport9368]

You have nightmares I have wet dreams

[@lakapuka]

@@everytingsport9368 oh god

[@404TVfr]

@@everytingsport9368 bruh hurb bruhhurb bruurb brrb brb br b

[@JetFalcon710]

@@everytingsport9368 o_o"

[@VINNIEJONES10]

You can see how happy and emotional Clarkson is at the start and I love that!

[@pieyield2255]

VINNIEJONES10 yeah. They work well together

[@NeinBreaker]

12:02 “AAARGH! YOU’VE FROZEN MY GOOLIES!” Haven’t heard anyone use the word “goolies” for years. That was a pleasant surprise.

[@juliangedzierski2546]

I miss this show so much 😢

[@_________-__________-_______]

every great things has to come to a bad end

[@jrm3157]

You ve forgoten OLIVER!!!!!

[@alecwallace8071]

OLIVER!

[@wahyudyatmika5119]

They looked so young

[@willt.9654]

Richard “The World is Your Urinal” Hammond

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

You can tell he's just one of those guys :')

[@salehalsayaad]

May's laugh is genuinely the best!

[@jacopobrunospaccazocchi5836]

Never thought I’d watch the same video the 4567 time for boredom’s sake

[@aqua46784]

10:38 One of the best laughs I've ever had in my life, watching this outdoor barbecue burst into life in the TGGF special. Good job, Hammond.

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

I was so ready for that chicken to start flinging itself at their faces :')

[@Ben_306]

And how did you lose your eye? -Impaled by V1 roasted rotisserie chicken, could happen to anyone.

[@wadedungan3172]

Pretty sure that is the first and only time I have seen Hammond and Jezza hug

[@IDixuu]

"To americans luxery is making something bigger" Damn

[@olliewells7437]

Fragz true tho

[@Alex-qj4ih]

I like how James refused to hug Hammond

[@eledile1621]

@@0neo what

[@h5skb4ru41]

@@0neo wtf

[@burtmanucci7910]

@G Walker because, he probaly hasn't shown affection to anyone irl aswell

[@dennemarknorge875]

I wish they still did those random cheap car challenges.

[@SPACECOWBOY705]

The new top gear dudes?

[@jasonthompson3706]

Have you not watched the grand tour?

[@SteveOnlin]

I AM A DRIVING GOD

[@samtinkle9076]

“I am a driving *gOd?* ”

[@samtinkle9076]

4:40

[@samtunks8833]

TDS seventy-five I AM A DOG WALKING GOD

[@firstescobar6863]

Why does the fire extinguisher sound like a whoopie cushion? 😆😂

[@SilverScarletSpider]

The first clip is how Richard Hammond met his wife. 😁

[@aleksm3401]

For real or???

[@SilverScarletSpider]

Aleks M From this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6G6lYJ4rNV_q6c

[@hjbagwell234]

8:00 sums up Hammonds personality

[@rshackelford4445]

When your friend zoned by James May

[@konakg8174]

dankengine ltd you're, quick change it before the Nazis come

[@reinermiteibidde1009]

It is "you`re" in this case. Now I will correct another comment and hope for positive feedback on my grammer-nazism...

[@hypnotised-clover]

Reiner mit ei, bidde! You're* not you`re

[@ImagineBaggins]

1:04 Oh my God I fucking died laughing xD that was the funniest "Yes" I think I've ever heard

[@fighterjetpilot34]

"IT'S SQUEAKING AT ME"

[@tyvekhomewrap9164]

14:32 I never want to see James May do that again.

[@itzagibboo4544]

Richard Hammond is indestructible , guys amazing

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

He is actual superhuman :')

[@flatoutflatline1565]

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAN!!!

[@breakfastclub1887]

That was the greatest entrance for a tv show

[@goldmegaman1000]

Richard's outfit at the beginning of this video is my default image of him

[@williamg209two]

That was his 2000s outfit lol

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

Same. I even ignore his one now, because of that fact. Lol

[@jnbarnes14]

8:36 One of my favourite clips of Top Gear 😂 "How's this gonna look when you pull up outside someone's house to tell them that their husband has just been killed in an industrial accident" 😂

[@AB2108YA]

*Insert Woody Wood packer Sound effects*

[@AmnesiaForever]

I would watch 10 hours of Hammond just painting.

[@trishchepish]

I'm laughing for the fire extinguisher scene. They look like 3 kids in preschool fighting and arguing for things

[@solid5]

11:15…Don’t ask…this will explain the whole video

[@cjoutdoors1991]

Best possible first clip

[@georgiepeorgie3315]

dream job - having a laugh and getting paid for it.

[@sisterofslaanesh666]

Richard is perfect. i love him to death, have done for 13 years. he is a driving god.

[@1hej0k3r]

Last sentence killed me xD

[@Jake-ui4wz]

HΣSPΣRΛXΛ He is a driving God in some respect, he doesn't die in car crashes which means he's basically immortal.

[@sisterofslaanesh666]

and now its two crashes where he should of died in, its like highlander or something.

[@caspianhorlick4529]

You can tell how Richard and Jezza are such great friends by how they hug in the first clip. And the fact that they always gang up on James.

[@imded8285]

Lord of Keks they’re all great friends

[@DECCAS8]

Agree with imded, but I always saw Jeremy and James as great friends whereas Hammond was always a bit made fun of.

[@TheDatpussy]

Lord of Keks i always saw that james and jeremy were better friends because they are of similiar age so they relate more naturally. But i see that they are still great friends with richard just a smidgen less because he does bring a little youth and activity to the group.

[@neednos8455]

I like how EVERY single time Hammond says horsepower he pronounces it ''hospaah''

[@alphamammonth8024]

lmao

[@poppyalexander9722]

I got a teeth whiting advert before this video 😂

[@lpsp442]

The definitive Richard Hammond compilation

[@chickensoupfortheloser8515]

9:33 one of the funniest gags ever

[@Pickle-oh]

James: "and soon we arrived at the scary Turkish border" Custom's guy with the dog: "look look look! come here, good boy. heyy, hop! look here, come, check this" *is actually impressed and amused by the .50 cal bullet lighter* I swear those customs guards were probably bigger shithousers than our hosts lmao

[@CandidaRosa889]

You're a funnyman

[@ProNorwegian]

I was watching this in the quiet section of the library at my uni and had to fight back tears of laughter when the chicken rotisserie came on. Fucking hilarious

[@TheDatpussy]

ProNorwegian you've frozen mah goalies.

[@madsblikdal8553]

I have never seen the return of hammond

[@soulcornflake1]

Mads Blikdal Good episode, though hard to watch. He described how it happened, then made them promise to never show it again.

[@leeward1827]

"Funny Man" 😂😂

[@ojbr2451]

11:10 funniest damn shit ive seen in a while

[@armiferafatum2459]

i was fucking crying lol

[@adamms96]

9:40 James is laughing his ass of before Jeremy even finished lol

[@ijusthatenormiesihavenooth1164]

This show will look great even 100 yrs from now

[@benjaminriches9736]

Love that we see the bromance between Jezza and Hammond with that hug at the start, and their comedy with the handshake from May😂