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Ricky Gervais is letting fear take over!
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[@thecatinthehat3931]

Lesson my dad taught me: the odds are 10million to one that there will be someone on your plane that's smuggled a bomb on. And the odds are 10trillion to one that there will be two people on board that have smuggled bombs on. So, to be a lot safer - take your own bomb!

[@PraniGopu]

So dumb but so funny 😂

[@ph8077]

If they do catch you with that bomb while boarding, just think of the plus side - you'll be out of prison in about 3 years with extant woke UK "justice."

[@KristopherNoronha]

but if nobody else has a bomb the odds are now 1/1 that there is ONE bomb on the plane, and that's all it takes to blow a plane up :D

[@thecatinthehat3931]

@@KristopherNoronha I am the 'someone' so that makes the odds 10million to one .... and anyway I've never used it! 😜

[@theshadylady1982]

You can't count on anyone these days. 💣💥 Lol. I don't understand why some are SO afraid to fly... 🛫 but no problem in cars. 🚗 You're more likely to be struck by lightning⚡🌩than to die in a plane crash. But cars? 🚙 1 in 103 chance you'll die. ☠ That's scary low. 📉My car anxiety is CRAZY. 📈

[@Tony_SZ97]

"he has all the gear..." "Let's report him, No, in case someone thinks we are racists"...LOL

[@rgnandanshetty2950]

We need more people like Ricky who speak their mind without having to worry about how it'll affect their PR😅

[@jaccrystal6993]

Ricky doesn't have a mind of his own . He's a hired hand.

[@theyarnycaterpillar3563]

Maybe he doesn't care abour PR because he had a normal, unfamous life when younger?

[@jaccrystal6993]

Ricky doesn't have a mind of his own.He's a stooge to get people laugh while he's taking the .. . out of them.

[@rajnair5667]

I like Ricky but dont look up to people speaking their mind, it depends on what they're saying. I am sure Hitler spoke his mind without worrying about how it will affect their PR

[@harrr53]

It's comedy, and he's ridiculising prejudice. He's speaking in first person, but he's playing a character. Think of it as a play.

[@Frustratedfool]

I was waiting for the air hostess to say “magazine sir? Certainly, for an AK47?”.

[@kazopa68]

lol, same!

[@suzukigsxfa9683]

brilliant

[@AustinGoodman-ub9fo]

Very good

[@jgrantsf]

I love Ricky Gervais

[@fatalheart7382]

It's great he can make fun of himself and show weakness. Bravo. Funny. XD

[@lizmacrae4970]

I was on a plane that made a scheduled stop on the way to Edinburgh when everyone but me and two others got off…we were awaiting the arrival of the new passengers when a mechanic got on and asked us and the crew if anyone had a screwdriver….this might have been a joke but it was alarming.…

[@Shadow__133]

It happens. Had the mechanics show up to change a map light and their screwdriver wouldn't fit the hole to reach the screw. The gate agent procured one 😂

[@jackiewright5643]

Hilarious 😂

[@slaker1990]

Happen to me too. I got on a plane as first passanger and i caught crew head wrapping his speech to mechanics with words "Is it even gonna fly?! =sees me= Oh nevermind. We'll see it on the news then, c'mon boys"

[@aididdat1749]

Yeah but not in foreign 😂

[@bumblerbumble9843]

I call it squiggle, because that's what it looks like written down.

[@SuitedConnectors]

Yeah, foreign is dangerous. Mind you, I am foreign. So BEWARE bitches!

[@jena.alexia]

This is how we stay alive and have evolved as a species. By making quick appraisals and snap judgements. Friend or foe? Predator or prey? It's perfectly natural. But as Ricky said, you have a conversation with the rational part of your brain and make fact based decisions. There is still that primal urge to survive and thrive though. That part of our brain never totally went away.

[@artiefount]

Nor need it go away.

[@jameshermes5576]

We were created by God.We are not a species but human beings created in God's image.But u will find when it's too late

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

We are more than that, though. These days we have scinece and statistics so it is stupid to just ignore all of that and just go with a biased reflex. Some people, for example, are affraid to fly but not affraid to drive, while driving is more risky than flying, by a LOT.

[@xking21]

@@jameshermes5576 and god he gives cancer as soon as ones born

[@user-tj7ek8bs7x]

Fight or Flight? It's instilled in all of us only sometimes you make the wrong decision

[@dawnobrien1968]

RG repertoire is unrivalled

[@SilentKME]

450 others, lmfao hes not wrong 😂

[@yarnpower]

He cracks me up!

[@dn8387]

I like how being late by taking a different flight vs dying never seemed to occur.

[@_TheDudeAbides_]

He booked the flight while being rational.

[@onii-chandaisuki5710]

Do you get a refund? He said first class is $10k.

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Let’s report him and be an alive racist 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shimaashehata4233]

Love this guy ❤

[@Mummaearth]

Brilliant - if only i could keep a live camera on the times that i make my self laugh in the face of adversity - life is a wonderful gift especially when you see things that may appear to be bad but we find humour in because after all 99% of the fear in our lives is self created - good bless the spirit journey we are all on - no matter what denial we are on too - until we find the Truth x

[@symbiat0]

I always found it funny that first class is at the front of the plane while the rear of the plane statistically has the safest seats…

[@user-ee4xp9zo6z]

That's why I always ask if I can sit near the black box

[@Kuutti_original]

There are no such thing as "safest seats" those statistics give out illusion of that. Because most dangerous part of the flight is landing/taking off, during those times back of the plane indeed is the most safest point. (For the simple reason it is the last part to impact on anything) But it all depends on the crash itself, on some crashes the safest area is the middle and some other it is the front. Middle where the wings are, is structurally the strongest part, but you also sit over the fuel tanks.

[@420luvsounds]

Just the facts!🙏🎁👂

[@SuperCosty2010]

What statistics is that, everyone dies regardless

[@symbiat0]

@@SuperCosty2010 TIME did an analysis based on 35 years of aviation data back in 2015. The rear third of the plane had a 32% fatality rate and for the middle seats in that rear section it’s 29%. It’s higher as you move forward but of course, it depends on the type of accident too.

[@lauraalicia4856]

Love your sarcasm, always !!!!!!!!!

[@Celeste-in-Oz]

Honestly RG is way off in a class by himself! 😂

[@lukosius68]

Very sober observations. It is a prejudice to judge other people by its looks. If on late evening in east London some "colours" walking with machette, YOU MUST consider he's a botanist or humble blacksmith.

[@HiHo-zh4rd]

I happily judge. "I'm out at 2am because I'm a drunken pervert. What's this freak's problem?"

[@Egalitarian917]

And you don't see how your comment makes you sound very racist?

[@alidabotes6264]

😅😅😅

[@tonkysue207]

Love him.

[@cynthiawilliams737]

He is a delight!!

[@lothos-tu4uh]

...wasnt this pretty much the same thought process that the manchester arena security guard had going through his mind when he saw the suicide bomber? "i could say something but i dont want to look racist"

[@psikopat57]

Lmao that's a good one!!!

[@LS-xs7sg]

Yeah pretty much. I felt sorry for the young guy. He was pretty young and has been subjected to a lot of liberal propaganda.

[@markwinner274]

Media hype has done this to the minds of the world so that colonial powers can continue their conquest in North Africa and the Middle East. In reality, of the thousands of people that look that stereotype how many have harmed you?

[@AbdirahmanIdris-ku9xm]

​@LS-xs7sg he'd actually been kicked out of Libya for terrorist related activities. People don't understand that the middle Eastern people hate terrorists too.

[@davidkirk6249]

The US government worries me more than any flight ever would.

[@donHooligan]

we refused to fix it so other countries are about to. #BRICS + 6 + over 70 affiliate nations

[@oldtimer7635]

I suggest seeing a psychiatrist as soon as possible!

[@donHooligan]

nazis don't worry you,@@oldtimer7635?

[@AbdirahmanIdris-ku9xm]

​@@oldtimer7635no need. Search up Operation Northwoods. A proposed government plan to bomb their fellow US citizens to blame Cuba

[@Carole.P]

Brilliant 😂

[@catchmeintherye2102]

There must be a rule for 1st class - no kids in that section of the cabin.

[@richardadesmond]

The voice in Ricky’s head sounds like Karl. Hahaha.

[@online3010]

Boeing did do the cut backs on all the unwanted rivets. You call it😂😂

[@ThePolishTraveller]

what was that crashing sound at the very end...thx for nearly deafening me

[@user-oj9ew9xf4b]

My hero

[@TheSvingen73]

they took my nailklipper lol

[@christinac3929]

They took a tiny pocket knife I got in a Christmas cracker.😂

[@panda4247]

"You got any magazines?" I was expecting it to go for a joke about a ammo magazine

[@swaggadash9017]

You mean clips? 😂

[@panda4247]

@@swaggadash9017 apparently, these two words mean a bit different thing, I meant exactly what I said - the thing that is called "magazine" but it is not for reading :D

[@MrScaryLemonHead]

I could listen to Ricky speak all day long.

[@jeffsmith50001]

"Strangers on my flight, they make me nervous, shoo by doobie do"

[@paulachristopher9451]

Funny he mentioned "rivets" considering what just happened

[@Orschd]

There's a guy living next to my house. Looking the exact way Ricky told you in the video. Everytime i see him, i cheer with a gentle smile and wish him a great day. So he does! And I go: Look, he laughed at me! He wants to see me dead as a hammer! So stupid.

[@tammyeaton4791]

I love his accent, and Brittons are the only ones you can get away with this assholery. Fortunately, I am an American who can take a joke.

[@net173h]

I don't think the audience got the "Do not fly unless absolutely necessary. I had to fly it was absolutely necessary I had filming to do" joke

[@SimonB.]

Where was the joke in that?

[@net173h]

@@SimonB. that filiming a movie was "absolutely necessary" and had to fly during terrorist threats to do it

[@haraldpaulsen8640]

I fail to see the joke. He most likely have contactual obligations and it is neccessary to be there for filming

[@sarahdeshay1394]

@@haraldpaulsen8640so fulfilling a contract is considered “absolutely necessary”? That’s the joke, with the exception of traveling for an organ transplant there really isn’t much that is absolutely necessary. Filming should never be considered such.

[@Lonestar1804]

There is no joke. It‘s his job.

[@user-vn6lz2lr3p]

yes bro

[@91prostreetstang]

You go first your up front!😅😂😅😂

[@Ana_Sor4ever]

I am an atc ( air traffic controller) and this fear of terrorists post 9/11 was quite real ...I'd say !.. Its all better now , or is it ? ☺🤗 By the way , private jets get other minuses , lol! Rest asure , friends : comercial and private flights are the safest way to travel .always ))

[@davide8982]

2:57 crazy 😂

[@geraldhills41]

Enter a airport and you see terminal one or two etc. TERMINAL !

[@artiefount]

😄

[@nathandade8212]

Genius

[@norsewarlock8331]

Fear IS a rational response to some stereotypes. That is why some stereotypes exist. Survival instincts.

[@bigfatcarp93]

I think you... missed the lesson of the skit lol. You caught the part where the stereotypically middle-Eastern man _wasn't_ a terrorist, and Ricky _specifically_ attributed those thoughts to the _irrational_ part of his brain, right? But no, bend over backwards as far as you need to to justify your own rampant xenophobia.

[@robinantonio8870]

​​@@bigfatcarp93you missed HIS point .Studies have shown favouring your own type and being suspicious or hostile of those different from you is biologically inbuilt because in times of intertribal warfare it keeps you safe.Explaining this scientific fact to you doesn't make a person racist.

[@lellyparker]

@@robinantonio8870 Terrorists have nothing to do with inter-tribal warfare. They are a tiny minority of nutjobs. Otherwise we would all be terrified of Irish people, but we're not.

[@Monday-br6tt]

The last time I took a plane I actually cried when we came above the clouds and "entered heaven". I felt so crazy fighting with tears while all the business people were into their work everywhere. It's a long time ago. Soooooo crazy. Me little human being ....in a plane....over clouds.

[@juudyscrimger7866]

Yay.

[@crichton556]

Stop being right and funny 😅 #tomuchtalent🙌👏

[@williamfowles2940]

11/9

[@DerKiesch]

He actually breaks "racism" or more general "prejudice" down perfectly at 07:00 . Our ancestors in the jungle were "long living racists" because the "woke" people had a much higher chance of being killed when being wrong. If you are correct with the worst assumption only 10% of the time, but the consequence of being incorrect is death, it might be good advice to still assume the worst. And this is also true about quickly needing to decide with what group to side in a conflict (to not be killed). So basically: Our ancestors left us a legacy of racism that is in our DNA. And our job is now to make the best of it and not letting it ruin everyone's lives by submitting to our inherent racism. It's not bad to have racist thoughts, it's bad to act (solely) on them.

[@SuperCosty2010]

What do "our ancestors in the jungle" have to do with racism? There weren't other races there at all, it were the same biological species and race but neighboring tribes/clans who killed each other and took away their belongings. it's just the recognition "friend or foe" that mattered. The same thing btw the "woke people" are doing now, more agressively than the normal ones. And no, the ancestors on the trees weren't long living at all 🤣

[@HedgeWalker]

Why is it even an issue? If ‘multiculturalism’ hadn’t been forced upon us by (((them))) it wouldn’t been an issue

[@wholefoodplantbasedmama5398]

What nonsense

[@Dotalol123]

​@@wholefoodplantbasedmama5398Is it really? Humans were and always will be tribal, nothing will ever change that. Its not just something as simple as skin color or religion, look at modern events today. Huge anti Russian and anti Chinese hysteria is projected by mass media, we need to see Russians as butchers and Chinese as evil people that want to ruin our economy. Its always gonna be "us verus them" it is what it is...

[@MaryofAz]

I love you spunk

[@bobsmith3291]

Like mother like daughter

[@garethball7803]

2:10 nope that’s just Boeing now

[@nadiamccall4311]

i want a man like this one

[@richardcollier1912]

Done! My first name is Ricky.

[@florete2310]

I dunno... if anything, that 9/11 chocolates stewardess has a pretty solid sense of humour, I daresay, LOL😂

[@MrSmegfish]

Its a good job he didnt ask for drums

[@denisemcdougal6445]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JustMeTalking]

If you really want to mess with people. Take one parachute on as hand luggage...

[@BobTaile]

When Islandic volcano ash covered the UK, BA LHR postponed a flight to LA "until further notice". An American couple asked: "Does that include FIRST Class?" . . . . _*IT'S A JOKE*!!!!!_ 🙄

[@justinwolz4932]

Don't mention the war!

[@KingLarbear]

I'm watching this on 9/11 2023

[@PoGirlShines]

LOL

[@waynegarfield6607]

One year to the date on 9/11 2002 i flew from Boston to LA . My friend who i visited had gotten the ticket in advance and scheduled it, i payed him when i got there as his frequent flier mikes got him ( me) a good deal, but when he says to me the ticket was only a couple hundred dollars i was in disbelief. But when i found out the date......it all made sense. Talk about nervous and all ten of us looking at each other with pure suspicious fear the whole flight. Easy to laugh about now but .....i guess i am a glutton for punishment!!. It was too easy to pay a little more and fly a different day. But its pure fate , bad luck and completely out of your control when u fly. Not a whole hell of a lot you can do to increase your odds other than not flying at all.. imagine the damage u would suffer if in a car at 100 mph u smashed into a wall. Well put yourself in a aluminum can , go 5 times faster. Drop from 5 miles in the sky and ...hit the earth . Imagine if u dare just not before vacation .

[@AndrewLale]

He's lost weight. Looking good Ricky!

[@derek3154]

Your not in control, just gotta roll with it…react accordingly

[@dreembarge]

KZbin just keeps stacking on the commercials.

[@valprince5455]

I was on the bus at this time, someone left a rucksack on the bus, nobody said a word but we all moved to the other side of the isle!, like that would help

[@boriskaragiannis]

RICHY GERVAIS...

[@Mau.89]

Funny thing: for a moment Ricky’s mind thought that being pointed as a racist was worse than dying in a plane. That scares the hell out of me.

[@paulbrown4934]

Beard and no moustache an obvious givaway.

[@udaswoop]

Yea... He's smart. Those heat seeeking thing can't find private jets.

[@janelester6477]

🤣😅

[@nqkiwi]

Hi Greg 🤗 thanks for "joining the dots" .... Rick Marshall and Stephen Bradley ... wow, were you onto all this murky underlying deceitfulness way back then while we were at school .... and Ducker, what the hell! May you always continue to uncover, reveal and spread the truth. Love and light always... Arohanui 🌞🌈

[@filipivan5125]

Flying 1st class over 20 years ago I hope he has private jet by now.

[@Mide319]

Somehow it’s cheaper to having a private jet

[@Pirustae]

Porsche 911?

[@koldoriobarbosa4703]

😂😂😂😂

[@Keepinitreel108]

I thought he would have flown private.🙄😄

[@ThatCoalSoul]

Am here for certain reasons.

[@nicosmind3]

Having been on a first class flight (for medical reasons) it ain't all that. I wouldn't pay for it and would only go coach

[@GlobalistGazette]

Ben & Jerrys now comes in cryptosporidium flavour. Yum,

[@richardcollier1912]

SNORE!

[@hiriqnu]

TOOL!

[@myflatlineconstruct]

As a guy built like Ricky, i have come to grips with my own body is much more likely to fail than external reasons for death. Whats your blood pressure like friend?

[@josephsalmonte4995]

WHO are talking to? 😂

[@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes]

I hope to make Chinese and Engllish speakers understand each other's jokes. I hope more people can learn Chinese to get comprehensive firsthand information about China and seek more job opportunities. Chinese is not that difficult to learn as many people imagine. Chinese primary school pupils can easily learn 3000 characters, which cover 99 percent of Chinese characters in newspapers and books. I’ve spent lots of time in making many videos teaching Chinese in a humorous way. I hope somebody can give me some advice about how I can reach my target audience who want to learn Chinese.

[@MwkyLa]

I might be the target audience, so I subbed to you.

[@ledrash6079]

I learnt 29 (since Swedish has some extra). And it covers 100% of what i read. So... 3000. Difficult.

[@kokroucz]

China is a horrible country with horrible society. I only spend there 3 months but I will be warning EVERYONE to not go there. China is not fun and you can easily end up in prison for saying one word too much.

[@robshaw3655]

Had some friends who were scared of flying because planes always crash so they went on a cruise and the boat sank....a plane hit it

[@johnbabylon7626]

"Rational liberal" might be the single greatest oxymoron in the history of human language

[@NelsonClick]

I don't think anyone could slip anything past British Customs. The preconception of them pawing through each and every item in a suitcase like, "Hello, what's this?" is true. Giving you a hard eye and nodding disapprovingly every word you say.

[@michaelhaley7269]

I'm not sure why people make the argument that the back seats are the safest because they impact last. According to Google, the average speed of a Boeing 747 is ~575 mph, which translates to slightly more than 843 feet per second. Apparently the average Boeing 747 is also slightly more than 250 feet. This all means assuming it crashed into something at cruising speed, it would go from the head of the plane to the tail in under 0.3 seconds. Basically just enough time to realize what's about to happen, but not enough time to actually do anything about it.

[@george6977]

😊

[@deanpatterson9036]

George Carlin said it, first.

[@naughtyat25]

Till this day they don't know if the virgins are males or females? Quite a gamble for 72 virgins!

[@christinac3929]

Have you seen The Kite Flyer? My guess is that they don’t mind so long as they are barely pubescent.

[@smith077906]

Only the self important people worry about bombs on planes Us Ryan Air travellers more concerned over a fight bresking out Drinking DUTY FREE instead of paying 5 euros for small can of beer

[@amyitis]

Where is this special available to watch?

[@MrTaytersDeep]

Netflix

[@amyitis]

@MrTaytersDeep I've watched all his specials on Netflix. What's this one called? Wondering if I've missed one

[@MrTaytersDeep]

@@amyitis I thought you meant his new special, I've never seen this clip either but he looks thinner here so I assume it's an old one.

[@ZenThruAnger]

They never made flying safer; they just made the whole process more stupid.

[@HpToujoursPur]

Whos to say the wife and kids arent decoys to lower your concern? 😅

[@rafezetter8003]

LOL "you'll be the 450 others". harsh, but probably true. - The hollywood tossers will probably say "YES, finally we got him".

[@curvebuster]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@markvickers3488]

A lot of Aussies understand us Amis even better than our wonderful fraternal twins in Canada , or our Mother country . We understand them , too, in every way except sometimes when they talk with what sound like extreme cockney ! 😅 But I sometimes don't understand fellow Amis with extreme southern accents. 😂 ❤

[@carpballet]

WTF is Amis?

[@Rizal96able]

​@@carpballetThe one I can vaguely recall, Amis are an Austronesian ethnic group (I think they're also called Pangchah? Or Pangcah?) Which means they speak one of the Austronesian languages, which is probably not one natively spoken by the Australians, but like Malaysians understand Indonesians I guess. We dont speak the same exact language, but we do understand each other to a certain extent.

[@kdot1914]

Dafuq are you on about 🤣🤣

[@420luvsounds]

​@@carpballetAmericans=Ameri-s😊 I think

[@jonnysongs]

@@kdot1914 what language is "dafuq"? The other words are English so I'm confused

[@user-yc9pj4dy6k]

There all mental

[@Species1571]

Where?

[@paceflchick]

I won't fly, I don't want to deal with TSA molestation, or leave Florida

[@aratneerg3699]

He looks like a highly strung out person. Like most celebrities.

[@HedgeWalker]

Rocky obviously didn’t know about the dancing Israeli’s