Ricky Gervais - Fat People

Clip taken from "Out of England 2: The Stand-Up Comedy Special"

[@martinkolar6197]

Being fat is one of few problems you can run from.

[@celapossiamofare87]

Very well put ;)

[@duffpaddy3996]

... If you still can run without breaking your ankles 😂

[@totaldan99]

@@duffpaddy3996 less weight.

[@user-fq4hj8yv2z]

@@duffpaddy3996 Still doable

[@joekush9095]

Wiser words never have been spoken

[@Ned-nw6ge]

"I don't want fat people to feel uncomfortable at my gigs. So next time, buy two seats" DAAAAAMN

[@hajarwine5444]

Hahaha !

[@htwigg7154]

Nethie 😂 he said that as I read this comment

[@koek1122]

@@htwigg7154 yea me as well hahahaha.

[@LunchIs4Winners]

H Twigg me too😂

[@boshgezenyan5935]

" HOLLANDATZI" GUD point juju

[@Ryaninja]

Life is like a box of chocolates - it doesn't last as long for fat people.

[@zaidrodriguez8160]

😂

[@nonkage8060]

It'll last longer if they run, Forrest

[@Reda-zewonderer]

Bruh ☠️

[@alexrussianlearnermirzabdu4968]

My man

[@hahaha9076]

🤣😆😁🤭

[@SmartBoy-ku7rq]

As a wise man once said : body positive movement is the only movement without movement

[@jbooks888]

They have bowel movement.

[@Jenniechan7788]

😂😂😂

[@martinhudobivnik5895]

I'd love to hear him having a go.

[@wheresmyjuulx8715]

😂 same

[@sonnyparker5231]

Watch afterlife that's the whole film

[@raken661]

Martin Hudobivnik ---he kinda did 😭😂😂😂😂

[@assassinbat5405]

Watch the GTA 4 version he has a go on that

[@grantwall2722]

What does this mean I’m from the states. What does “a go” mean?

[@lowkeyarki7091]

I was 10 kilos overweight when I saw this and I was still laughing, then I looked in the mirror and decided to lose weight. I'm now back to normal, thanks Ricky.

[@lowkeyarki7091]

@pyropulse sometimes fat shaming works, heck I fat shamed myself to lose 10 kilos in 2 months.

[@Malenck]

Congrats man!

[@klauspendolo1393]

No, not thanks to Ricky. He did nothing. You did 👍

[@silasprins3861]

@@Malenck lol dude

[@lavelafetsha]

@@Malenck did you not listen to the video

[@andrealaforgia]

This is the type of (typically British) comedy that I really love. Irreverent, politically incorrect, straight-in-the-face. Ricky Gervais is just fantastic.

[@aszhara2900]

For all of Britain's faults, they bring about the most brilliant comedians on the regular

[@razorbird789]

@@aszhara2900 Faults? These comedians don't just emerge from nowhere. You take the UK with its warts or you don't.

[@varalabeschkuni2890]

he is a bully. and i love the thought - he will die some day. no exception for basterds.

[@ruthgiles8926]

@@razorbird789 No thanks. I'll watch Ricky all day, but Britain, which is not the same as the UK btw, I will leave to one side. Tragic but true.

[@jeffreybrucebutterfield]

Agreed.

[@kylefox666]

I'm overweight and he is 100% correct. Thanks to this video, I lost alot of weight

[@Jenniechan7788]

Sometimes good jokes and honest opinion can motivate us better. Keep it up 💪

[@Dildobagginses]

That would actually be thanks to taking in less calories than your using tho wouldn't it

[@Alex861697]

@@Jenniechan7788that won’t be the reason for me

[@andyphillips7435]

@@Alex861697so what would be the reason?. asking for a friend.

[@jasoncdebussy]

No, he isn't correct. Calories are not responsible for weight loss or gain. Clearly he is clueless about basic physics

[@billmilligan1705]

The politically correct way of describing someone who is fat is gravitationally​ challenged

[@fergusobrien9337]

Bill Milligan I like ‘salad dodger’

[@warrenmiller9727]

Bill Milligan I like the term horizontally tall.

[@pushkarmahale912]

Gold

[@annalogan6241]

Lol the answers here

[@rickardpersson-kangas1466]

Lego

[@AP-yx9de]

“I’m not having a go, I’m not having a go” He immediately has a go, God I love Ricky

[@BaldMancTwat]

Completely missed the point.

[@horationelson1840]

I Killed Darnell Simmons wym, fuck off bro. He is definitely having a go, wether it’s true or not

[@MantisEnergy]

I think he stole that from Karl, who says the most ignorant assumptions then covers with "I'm not having a go."

[@gigiarmany4332]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😝💥💥💥

[@tekamer6566]

Oh, you haven’t heard him having a go then

[@josiequintela7238]

He’s absolutely funny & so honest.

[@Kingcarparpeggio]

I remember talking to an older woman when I was doing an installation for her whether she thought getting fat was hereditary. She said “ Don’t be silly, nobody who could walk out of Auschwitz was overweight”. Very very poignant.

[@Kraken9911]

Yeah I think even Samoans would have came out of the concentration camps skinny.

[@benwu7980]

that one deserves a star for being brutal, true, and in my mind funny

[@thediamondpig5386]

@@benwu7980 true? Cmon, that Auschwitz comment is a fallacy. The question implies typical modern standards of living where food is available in excess, not a complete depletion of food.

[@russianbot4418]

@@thediamondpig5386 Wut? Are you saying that not eating won't reduce a person's weight if taken far enough?

[@cisium1184]

On the other hand, the ones who went into Auschwitz fat had a better chance of surviving. 😁

[@jbooks888]

90% of Gervais' comedy is funny because its true.

[@aaronramen5926]

That’s comedy in generral lad

[@jbooks888]

@@aaronramen5926 Who are you calling lad - I'm 60 years old.

[@AntonyThorburn]

and he has the industry push.........

[@beady0081]

Is the rest funny bacuse it's not true or just not funny?

[@petermartins.4357]

100% !

[@elliesings9508]

She's out of breath just standing at her desk

[@shatukiki]

Gervais missed a good and quite obvious joke at the end there. When he imitated the fat person eating a banana he should have made it like the gay/cock joke. Eat it until you like it ("i fucking love it") and then you'll be thin. Would have ended the bit really well.

[@stevek-fn6wz]

@@shatukiki i spotted that too

[@gerrie2477]

this line was brutal AND bloody funny HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@TheJollyBlobster]

Over 2 thousand likes for quoting the video we've all watched. I really don't understand the internet sometimes

[@gleidson105]

Who ? Brenda?

[@larryhackleman2093]

Ive used the term heavy set all my life and it does describe an obese person. I had a great friend that weighed 625 when she passed away at 64. The dr said it was a miracle she lived that long. Great friend and cook.

[@josephberrie9550]

how do you know...she ate all the food ...lol

[@satyamchoudhary6333]

" Anything but jogging 👀" I fuckin love Ricky gervais 😂

[@FlatWorld_Jomhuri_Regime]

Ricky is right, as a former fat person, we really need a kick in the pants, not a gentle or a kind reminder from our friends and family. For me, it was my doctor telling me, "you will experience extreme health problems if you keep up this way".

[@Alex-pq6ps]

FlatWorldJomhuriRegime88 your doctor's quote got power... I just got a bunch of motivation on exercising from that deadly serious statement

[@FlatWorld_Jomhuri_Regime]

Li'l Valkyrie Cat Also do keto

[@ludwigthehusky]

My start was back in February with a twitch streamer talking about diets during a speedrun. I started asking a few questions (he was a former cubby dude and a chemist) and he told me to get an app that counts calories and such. So did. Dowm 20kg in 2 Months.

[@mrsmartass1998]

@@ludwigthehusky keep at it brother :) I found oatmeal to be bland at first but its such a great way to stay full. I lost about 70 pounds in 5 months, i just kept at my routine and took pictures every weekend.

[@ballagh]

It doesn't have to be aggressive or abusive but a reminder of reality can get through. My moment was in a show which involved an autopsy of a very overweight guy. The expected layers of fat or deformed organs didn't have a real impact. The withered minute lungs where the mass in the torso had pushed the diaphragm up so far there was basically no room to breath scared the living hell out of me. Five stone (70lbs) lost over the following two years.

[@joelwest-ward480]

I'm fat but this is hilarious, I love Ricky Gervais. I go to the gym and I'm doing my best to eat healthy so hopefully I'll be in good shape one day!

[@Ben-he6px]

Keep it up bud! You can do it, just be realistic with you goals, and make short term ones and continue on making them after you achieve them. You'll get there.

[@JasonEyermann]

Good luck buddy

[@jasonwitt2387]

Honestly, good luck. There will be downtime’s when you feel like giving up. But just keep going at it. It’ll be so worth it in the end. Not just physically, but emotionally/mentally. Keep it up 😊

[@unoriginal5909]

Good luck keep going

[@frenchprovincial9602]

Your sensible. It's great you can laugh at this video. You will get in shape just keep up going to the gym.

[@tomasusan]

I don't often laugh out loud, but he actually got me at the very end with the quick "they can't get out again" quip.

[@susanpritchard6164]

Ricky is a comedy genius seen him 6 times incredible 😂😂😂

[@I3erzerker]

"Ricky, you can only have one can on stage please." Brings out 1 litre can of beer haha legend

[@andpeoplesayineedalife6418]

Is that a USA or Australian thing never seen them in the Uk

[@adambritain5774]

I3erzerker seen this sketch a few times and never noticed how big the can was!

[@0Heeroyuy01]

@@andpeoplesayineedalife6418 well i can tell its a fosters beer,and from a quick google search the cans appear to be big regardless of were its sold

[@andpeoplesayineedalife6418]

Heero yuy in England they come in 500 440 or 568ml (pint) never seen a litre can though just wondering where you from?

[@Benjamin3.5]

@@andpeoplesayineedalife6418 Nonce

[@Subjagator]

8 years later and more relevant than ever.

[@MoonshineBlack.]

9 years later. Still is.

[@aceman0000099]

Just as relevant. Not more

[@peterwolf8092]

No

[@jacobparker1105]

10 years later and Im fucking screaming have you seen the viral tiktok “if you workout because you care about how you body looks you are not healthy you are fatphobic”

[@hackerpro5015]

11 yrs later

[@lindyloo401963]

I love people like him we need more people to tell it how it is,he's completely right if you're fat then you're fat accept it or do something about it

[@susza89]

This is 10 years old. I imagine if he done the same nowadays hed be in jail for racism or something xD

[@lorenzovalsesia3721]

@@susza89 Bill Burr said something like this, I don't know but he sounds pretty... out of jail lately

[@susza89]

@@lorenzovalsesia3721 suprisingly your right. Maybe its not as bad as I thought

[@benwu7980]

@@susza89 except, he does, because so much of his comedy is observational and factual, and he has simply noone that can cancel him. He has basically written, produced, directed and starred in everything he's made (sure .. quite a few co- with Stephen Merchant) he's in an unassailable position. Nevermind that he can hold convo's with Richard Dawkins etc.

[@BigDaddyTony24]

Before any of you guys get mad, remember: He’s not having a go.

[@gicking3898]

The irony is, everything Ricky says is simply the truth. That's all.

[@Sam-vi2ho]

tomaszluniewski1 That would make him seem like a tool, when infact, everything ricky said in this video is ironically legit you get fat because you stuff yourself with above average amounts of food, unless youre one of those rare genetic cases type 2 diabetes and premature death follow

[@CGagnon5]

GICking I don't think you know what the word "irony" means

[@DjAlanBarratt]

GICking the song 'ironic' by alanis morisette is ironic as it actually does not contain any irony

[@mrxxbrian]

GICking He said that same exact thing to Larry David. Both my idols

[@malteeaser101]

GICking Hahah, do you know what is really ironic? Hahahaha... Not what you just said.

[@dion789]

It's funny how only a very small percentage of fat people are fat because of some condition they can't help, but about 90% of fat people uses it as an excuse instead of owning up to their shit. I completely agree with Ricky Gervais. I've had the same thing. I've gained a lot of weight and now I need to start eating normally again, as I should have been doing the whole time.

[@fionabeswick7155]

+Dion7 I think men are far more likely to take your attitude, its more the tumblarinas who cant admit the truth. It IS harder for women since more weight is stored as fat, and men do get the testosterone advantage, but still...the way they say its 'not the food'....

[@AndyAndreev]

+Dion7 no such condition just wrong diet

[@dion789]

Fiona Beswick Well, I am a woman and have that attitude, and I know other women who feel the same way. Maybe women are just more whiny than men, I completely agree with Gervais. People need to grow a spine and take action, not blame it on everything but themselves.

[@dion789]

Andy Andreev There are certain conditions that can cause weight gain without the diet being at fault, like Cushing's disease and issues with the thyroid gland to name a few.

[@AndyAndreev]

Dion7 if you just go to a doctor and you know and he knows your condition there is proper diet ... if you eat pizza whit the condition you will get fat faster yes

[@calsavestheworld]

I'd have to say Ricky Gervais is the leading expert at almost having a go without actually having a go.

[@Ammeo]

Ricky Gervais is comedic genius

[@benthewolf1917]

"Anything but jogging" PHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@guyfawkes7949]

Things Ricky Gervais doesn't do: *have a go*

[@gigiarmany4332]

absolutely 🤣😂🤣🥳🥳🥳

[@stevenjon1347]

"I'm not having a go" Proceeds to have multiple goes.

[@paulsleightholm3736]

Absolutely funny and so true, Ricky is brilliant 🤣🤣

[@Inigo_The_Son]

I love the idea of keeping the sweets beyond a narrower door. I have long advocated the same thing for airplanes. We have all seen baggage sizers at every airport gate, which determine whether your bag will fit in the overhead bin. There should also be people sizers, to see if you can fit in a standard airplane seat. Picture two poles placed 17" apart. If you cannot walk through without touching the sides, then you need to buy a second seat, or a first class seat.

[@jurgschupbach3059]

Or the Airlines need to buy better Airplanes with wide Seats for everyone...........but i know you fear for the investors could make less profit.........thats fat gain too

[@steeltrap3800]

Really? How long do you think it would take for some thin people to go in and buy cake for those who can't fit? Or simply get it home delivered, in bulk? Better still, why not have things set up so you don't need to get out of your car at all? You can have thousands of kJ pushed through your window. Why stop there? Why not get your government to subsidise vast amounts of corn production that gets turned into syrup and put into all sorts of foods, so your population starts inflating at ever increasing rates and industries (ironically) lie their arses off about why that might be happening? Pretty soon there can be entire industries devoted to trying to lose weight. Let alone big pharma and health insurance. Just think of the possibilities! Err, hang on a minute....

[@rjs69]

​@jurgschupbach3059 yup, everyone else should sponsor fat peoples double seater

[@user-zn5qm2yq9h]

​@@jurgschupbach3059You know ehat the airlines will say -- itll cost too much for them to replace the seats, then they won't make as much money because they'll sell fewer tickets. So the end result will be much higher prices for plane tickets. What I want is more leg room. I'm 6'4" and have long legs, so I can't fly coach. As a result, I have to pay extra for exit row or business class. But if I and all the tall people bring this up to the airlines, what will they say? Same thing.

[@yharr3789]

So you're saying rather than one person make a change, airplanes should change their system that's worked for 40 years so tubbo can sit without bringing the plane down

[@w-james9277]

I used to be really fat and then one day I looked in the mirror and thought "holy shit im fat!" So I stopped eating, cut back on the booze and exercised three times a week. And everyone keeps asking what's my secret!

[@rolfpoelman3486]

How cooked food causes over-eating: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gp_Hd4aplLWaeas

[@tullamorejameson480]

You stopped eating and still lived? The force is strong on this one

[@w-james9277]

@@tullamorejameson480 I still eat, just not nearly as much.

[@Tunkert]

Cuz they all want an easy shortcut cuz they're lazy in the first place

[@themerpking8445]

Exactly, you dont have to be fit, just have some restraint. You dont need to exercise all the time, just every now and then

[@wil2173]

"Is it all the running?" 😂😂😂😂

[@nikitaw1982]

Lost 10kg in about 6 weeks. Did 10 minutes of sit ups and bum exercises then go for a 5 km walk 5 days a week. Cut the coke and chocolate eclairs in the afternoon. 86kg to 76kg

[@jasetwells9335]

“Men get fat and we go “fuck it all bought and paid for” God 😂 😂 😂

[@petyrkowalski9887]

Now we call it "plus size" and "celebrate" it.

[@BrianLloyd1991]

Lets get it clear, extreme morbid obesity is a problem, not people who are a few stone overweight. They are usually considered plus size and not "celebrated"... more like not shamed for not being this size thats deemed sexy and how you "should look".

[@maplelu9514]

Plus size and obese are very different but a lot of people are grouping it together

[@johnkidd797]

Celebrating a lack of any will power and a lack of any kind of physical movement.

[@Malenck]

@Adithya Nair Are u sure you can't change 10 kg for your health?

[@chadpowell1832]

Well I’d be one of those slightly overweight people and let me tell you , we usually need a kick in the pants to be motivated to lose weight. It’s great that I’m not shamed or anything like that but I’d hate it to be applauded for my body cus I’m working on making it better and when my body gets healthier and I’ve put in tons of hard work , THATS what I want to be applauded for

[@robertengstrand4314]

"Of course they'll be confused at first. They think Brussel sprout is packaging." 😂😂😂

[@BigBoss7777777]

Why is that funny? Why would brussel sprout be confused as packaging

[@donkmeister]

@@BigBoss7777777 Because they are about the same size as the balls or "peanuts" of packing material that are placed in a cardboard box with an item being transported. Of course this doesn't make sense if you only order from Amazon because they seem to use the big bags of air and brown paper.

[@flashdancer42]

"So next time buy two seats" ROFL hahahahah haven't laughed that good for a while.

[@phillipprestontrading]

Ricky........Absolute Legend.

[@nekogod]

I'm fat, over 20 stone, around 290 pounds for the Americans amongst you. And this is totally on the head, with the exception of the rare people with thyroid or metabolism issues we all knew what we were doing.

[@gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791]

I think you'll find that folks with thyroid or metabolism issues are no exception. The same rules apply. Viz: if you eat nothing, you wither away and eventually die; if you eat too much, you become obese. So the ideal balance is somewhere between those extremes. And that applies to everyone on an individual basis, regardless of any alleged "issues". What folks really want is some method whereby they don't have to alter their gorging habits, but they can still maintain a reasonable weight. A sort of "magic pill". Look at all the "research" that's been done in recent years. Obesity is caused by certain bacteria; obesity is caused by a virus, etc. And it's all fuckin' bollix! Obesity is caused by eating too much. End of. MsG

[@brokenwave6125]

Aaron Kisselbaugh You can't even type a coherent sentence, nor name a specific thyroid disorder that makes people fat regardless of what they eat, so why would we take your word for it?

[@forgotensoul3695]

Where do you live that measures weight in stones??

[@eblovesdb]

@@forgotensoul3695 In the UK we use stones. It's just another unit of weight. Like there's 16oz to 1lb and 14lb to 1 stone.

[@independenttaco8651]

Even people with thyroid and meta problems ...yes it’s harder to lose weight for some but even then it plateaus ...morbid obesity such as let’s say being 5”5 and 450 lbs is strictly from overeating

[@akbar_khalid]

I'm a WHO trained anti-obesity counselor and how being fat has become a norm is beyond terrifying for me. Obesity and excess fat can down-grade one's quality of life to the point where just being alive becomes an effort. For example, it directly affects the basics: the breathing, the walking and going to the toilet. And that's the starters on obesity pack. So people, please understand that just breathing is not living. Strive for a disease-free and thriving life. May God bless us all.

[@nicolaus848]

Normalized baing fat is like normalize taking small amounts of poison daily and saying "it's new form of beauty". Yeah slowly death is normal

[@nicolaus848]

@Joe BT i don't mind about what you're saying to me. But i do agree that caps dude kinda fucked up. I mean wtf he doesn't even speaking about the context

[@bigfouch02]

@@ishaaqjosie4409 shut the fuckkkkk up bro you don't even know what you're talking about, first page on google isn't information you're not woke

[@katyungodly]

You had me until the very last sentence 😂

[@masonclough6652]

Lol God isn't real. Your statement was ruined by that. "I believe being obese is bad but I believe in an invisible cloud man."

[@cerulean739]

Broo 😂😂😂 I've never laughed so hard in my life, I literally fell off the bed from fits of laughter.

[@tortueis]

Freaking hilarious!! I would love to see him live..hahaha!! So true what he says…lol!!

[@GranulatedStuff]

She's the one who's clammy, even in winter

[@arcticbadger1]

Granulated AWESOMENESS

[@TheTruthKiwi]

@@ecmpinky7772 it means they sweat a lot and/or have sweaty, wet hands

[@mr.wigster8326]

Sweaty wrinkly skin

[@gentianviolet2785]

Whenever I have sugar cravings or feel like backing up from workout, I watch this.

[@Arcaryon]

Good. Discipline is desirable but nothing beats motivation.

[@carriefawcett9990]

Thanks for the tip . Im going to do this too.

[@dyslexicbatnam1350]

Whenever that happens to me I watch videos of My 600 Pound Life and shit. Always gives me a lot of motivation to not become fat again no matter how easy it would be

[@makhosimkhize8312]

It’s ingrained in my mind

[@casullarms1]

Very funny man, and a Golden Globes genius.

[@sandipanghosh0511]

He is the best.

[@elphaba4674]

"I'm not havin a go" I would love to see him actually having a go!

[@elvisleeboy]

Think we all know what sort of people pressed the dislike button...

[@michaelmatt2955]

Doubt they had the energy

[@melska]

Good on them

[@Mevkev42]

@@paulbissonnette3650 who?

[@ahabkapitany]

heterosexuals who had to wean themselves onto c0ck :D :D

[@lewispolden]

Hahahahahahaha

[@PaulyinParis619]

He’s the British Bill Burr

[@mrman3904]

Ah, yes. Back when comedians were allowed to be comedians.

[@azschalter]

When I finally started changing my life, I started day 1 of my weight loss clocking in at 346 lb and I know exactly how I got there. Finished the Programm with 194 lb and kept that. If I can do it, everyone can.

[@commentconnoisseur1001]

@Have-a- Cigar shut up

[@commentconnoisseur1001]

What program was it?

[@AutomaticDuck300]

@Have-a- Cigar nobody gives a fuck about your reply either.

[@CodyRockLee13]

@Have-a- Cigar Who hurt you?

[@azschalter]

Have-a- Cigar thank you for carrying so much that you took the time to write a comment.

[@Caleb-lu3zl]

I figured someone's been injecting a million calories into my salad 😂

[@sandihagger6478]

🤣

[@DBZ96587]

They love high heels don't they? They think it makes their legs look less - it doesn't...

[@gingerbard2607]

"You can't choose your sexuality". Only 12 years ago.

[@shrutimahant]

As someone who's been underweight my whole life, I really appreciate this. Cause when I work hard enough for years to gain enough weight to be considered normal weight and healthy enough to bare children, guess what, noone's waiting on the other side of that victory to congratulate me.

[@l.h.9747]

I would say gaining weight is harder than loosing it. Its not like you can gain more calories than there are in the food but only less. Good job on reaching your goal. I still have a long way to go

[@jeroenb.8405]

I fully agree and am in the exact same scenario. Good job bro😉👌

[@Emerardo]

​@@l.h.9747 Consuming glucose constantly throughout the day would probably make it easier to gain weight than simply eating more calories. Glucose would make it much more difficult to lose the weight you are gaining if you make sure you have it throughout the day

[@alghoul5317]

@@l.h.9747 I would say it depends on the person. For me it was hard to lose 26 kilos in 2017(4 months). Gaining 48 kilos in 2018-19(16 months) was very easy. All I did was eat.

[@l.h.9747]

@@alghoul5317 i mean that its not like you can gain more then there is in the food you eat. If you eat something that has 200cal you cant gain 250cal. But if you have problems with digestion where your stomach isnt very effectice and you cant eat more because you feel sick when you eat over the limit then its a different story. With loosing weight you just dont have to eat that much. It isnt required that you do more of something or work but simply dont stuff yourself full.

[@chancebrown106]

“If I see a girl and say oh she’d look pretty if she lost weight.” “That’s RARELY the case.” HEGRHAJSHEJKWSF

[@captainswan3079]

@cooley 🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was wondering too

[@bcpaddling]

This is great. He tells it the way it (mostly) is.

[@Makermook]

"You get fat when you take in more calories than you burn off." I've had people try to argue that it doesn't work that way.

[@falsemcnuggethope]

And they'd be right. Human body is actually a very complicated system that science does not fully understand.

[@Makermook]

@@falsemcnuggethope -- Science, specifically thermodynamics, understands perfectly well that you can't get more energy out of a system than you put in. You can't get fat if you burn more calories than you eat.

[@falsemcnuggethope]

@@Makermook your model of energy out equals energy in hides the storage component so it's not useful here.

[@Makermook]

@@falsemcnuggethope -- You're saying words and phrases, but I don't think you know what you're talking about. Go to med school and then tell me you know more than I how human physiology works.

[@falsemcnuggethope]

@@Makermook if you didn't understand what I said, I probably already know a bit more about physics than you do. I was referring to one of the very basic principles, but obviously one needs a bit more context than the first physics lesson to understand what it really means.

[@Psyrecx]

I went into KFC when they had the sliders. There were two people in there with the family sized buckets and a half gallon of Pepsi each. I'm guessing they just have a 'thyroid issue'.

[@lucy13133]

Psyrecx nah they’re just big boned

[@michaelzheng2759]

Psyrecx it’s slow metabolism and also because the Pepsi was not diet lol

[@nitroyetevn]

Being dead soon is a thyroid issue

[@Alignedtop]

@cooley dumbass they're just sarcastically joking. Cant you see the LoL at the end. Moron

[@UniqueGeekFreak]

My fat ex friend also said she had thyroid issues

[@debasmitanandy4558]

I hope that ricky gervais knows that he is loved and respected for his brilliant humor and the fact that he doesn't bend to political correctness and doesn't give a fuck about people who get offended. Never change ricky

[@donkeyhobo34]

Beautiful debasmita, too good for this world, too pure

[@WooHooCrossStitch]

Yeah, he knows. :D

[@djs909]

I'm overweight and I agree with this video

[@nightlightasmr7303]

He's right when he said losing weight won't necessarily make you more pretty as a lot of plus size people have some of the most cute, stunning faces I've ever seen and sometimes they just don't look the same if they lose too much weight. Some people genuinely just suit a little bit of weight better.

[@sharonmontano4924]

I think they look horrible if they lose so much weight Their face is aged

[@kaceycruz3870]

True. There was a lady at church who I thought had cancer because she lost so much weight and looked gaunt. Some People do look great with less weight (eg Adele) but in her case she looked sick. Plus the loose skin is off putting

[@Tidaveel]

Not too long ago, I actually saw a picture from an ancient temple where the doorway to the dining hall was like 30cm(1ft? Ish?) wide, so if a monk got too fat, he'd actually not fit through the door. Also, if that happened, it'd be his own fault, because having to pull in the belly to squeeze through the door of the only place you get food is a pretty clear warning bell.

[@papillonvu]

I used to be in great shape in my 20s and early 30s, thin but toned, 8-pack abs, under 10% body fat. Now I’m overweight and slightly flabby, with over 25% body fat. Who do I blame? Myself and no one else. How did I get this way? Eating and drinking the wrong things and not exercising enough. It’s not rocket science!

[@kierangallagher8219]

course you did

[@andrewguerra9343]

papillon thank you! Common sense that’s not a fragile snowflake! Now get back on track and get your 8 pack back and athletic

[@papillonvu]

Andrew Guerra Thanks my man! Been working out 4 times a week and counting calories and nutrients via app for the past 3 months. Trying to get back on track!

[@carriefawcett9990]

I like Dad bods😊

[@danshazam8511]

@@andrewguerra9343 why would he want an 8 pack in his 40s? To impress pretentious sluts who only care about money? Let him be who he wants to be.

[@Vates104]

Rickie’s stand up is funny and not depressing like his tv shows. I hope a DVD is available for this soon.

[@evelynwaugh4053]

The Office is hilarious.

[@sr28774]

I love when Ricky says to shut up 😂

[@lorithomas1975]

“Can I have a belt extension” hahahahaha

[@IONAPINKMOXIE]

Me: (watching this while eating TWO brownies)

[@chezchez31]

Gonna get stoned?

[@SnootchieBootchies27]

I had three. I'm not fat. Possibly in denial though.

[@madbear3512]

If it ain't a 55 gallon barrel of fried Chicken then your wasting your time

[@justanotherhappyhumanist8832]

Haha, I was watching this while eating jelly beans.

[@sariidembiia]

just two?

[@barbarawatson8540]

Well during the war everyone was slim as we never really had a choice

[@anthonydavid5121]

Dude is truthful and hilarious!

[@Renzsu]

"Most people started eating because they have fuck-all to lose." that's pretty bleak man, hilarious, but bleak.

[@zapkvr]

Renzsu and true

[@beccu-chan8693]

Renzsu i saw Americans eating fried butter...

[@zapkvr]

Becca Better than that, fried peanut butter.

[@argent2020]

LOL

[@chrisrynn1]

Not really true... For example, if someone is considered attractive while vulnerable (eg when young), gaining weight could be a subconscious/conscious self-defense mechanism against unwanted predatory attention.

[@MR.ICE.]

I admire the honesty. This is a perfect case of “it’s funny because it’s true.”

[@haloclips5387]

Seriously, that small door idea is genius.

[@misanthrophex]

To all fat people: try drinking a pint of water every time you're hungry and two pints of water just before you eat.

[@notused.]

Thank you! X

[@redbaron1001]

You can just hear them coming now. I lost it at that point. 😂

[@provonic9187]

9 years later, its finally in my recommended, 2020 squad where you at

[@elizabethmcloughlin1984]

He's so funny. As a 75 yr old I'm still same dress size as I was in 1963.

[@geraldfrost4710]

My ex-wife can still wear the same size earrings she wore in high-school.

[@corneilcorneil]

Maybe you was already total fat in 1963! 😂😂

[@scf7334]

Congratufuckinglations 🙄

[@joeymcguire8742]

And that’s my motivation to do extra working out today! 😂

[@michaelburke7742]

It's amazing this day in age people need to point out hey 'I'm fat and I find this funny.' Yes that means you have a sense of humor. Way to go.

[@cov9290]

Ik its annoying

[@beback_]

They make others more comfortable. I appreciate it

[@Elena-er7zp]

it’s the same thing in the comment section when a comedian jokes about black people or latinx people. “I’m Mexican and think this is funny”

[@faxour]

They are just trying to gain the acceptance of the not-fat 'normal' people who have the privilege to define what oughts to be funny.

[@dyslexicbatnam1350]

@@Elena-er7zp The fuck is latinx

[@edgyusername4191]

As someone who is fat, and is trying to lose weight (and succeeding, gone from 124 kilos to 116). I agree with a lot of what Ricky says.

[@_SimpleJack_]

Fat shaming is a public service and should be encouraged.

[@luzduz3651]

love him

[@gmen2112]

i was obese, now im not. ricky is a genius. everything he says is true

[@Iqpied]

You mean fat.

[@drumclaypete]

IQpied no he meant obese... hence why he said the word obese

[@Iqpied]

Peter Bennett, he actually meant fat bastard, but had to say obese.

[@drumclaypete]

IQpied what do you mean he had to say obese you’ve lost me here

[@Iqpied]

Peter Bennett. Did you listen to Ricky?

[@oli.4409]

You can just hear them coming now 😂

[@lenwilkinson672]

Ricky absolutely great keep making us laugh..

[@omarvayani3452]

this was the best so far

[@mabbuccino]

im chubby and I still find this funny as hell

[@dexorne9753]

mabbuccino? more like mabbuchubby top Ken funny joke hahahaHA lol ceded 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zach-ud4mq]

You're fa....chubby! Cheers!

[@zapkvr]

mabbuccino Im slim and i think its hilarious. ive never been fat in my life. i dont know how people get fat.

[@dexorne9753]

Kevin Russell eating pure junk food. Not exercising. You probably got dem good genetics if you don't understand it.

[@zapkvr]

Dexorne got dem good genetics eh? Not so.

[@louiss.w1944]

Used a calorie counter app for a few months, nearly drove me crazy but I did lose 15-20 pounds.. I don't use it anymore but I am definitely more aware of my portion sizes

[@JeffWithAnF]

Louie Weinberg Solid advice. After a while you intuitively know how much you should eat.

[@andreasridell444]

Louis S.W feel happier now than before?

[@mrxxbrian]

Louis S.W So are you telling us going mentally insane helped you burn off your calories?

[@louiss.w1944]

"Nearly drove me crazy" may not have been the best choice of words.. That being said having to routinely log and keep track of every calorie I was eating was annoying as fuck.. Kinda like your comment..

[@TobiasWulffFS]

Louis S.W Size doesn't matter. I wish it wouldn't and that those interested in fitness would leave be those who are not interested.

[@lockreed4432]

I'm dying here man is killing me even after all these years

[@deniro800]

I could listen to him all day.

[@jbooks888]

You can on KZbin.

[@bariizlam638]

"should we swap seats? cuz otherwise we'd be going to Canada!" hahahahaha

[@Ok-qj6fg]

I couldn't stop laughing thinking bout it 😭

[@gill8779]

Years ago on a inter island flight in the Caribbean the pilot made people do just that. He came in the cabin before take of & told certain people to change seats, I will never forget it lol.

[@Polyphemus.]

@8:36 - I knew a guy who actually said that once. At a work Christmas party a rather portly colleague, who I only ever saw stuffing his face with Pizza Hut and KFC, complained that the food in a Greek restaurant "wasn't normal food" and went home early. The dish in question was roast lamb with steamed vegetables. It couldn't be more normal. Unbelievable.

[@CheriBerry1]

i love Ricky ❤️❤️❤️

[@josephlama9671]

I stumbled onto this video in the morning, didn't want to do my morning workout...guess what, who needs the Rock when you have Ricky motivating you.

[@stokesy887]

British comedy is, undeniably, the best comedy.

[@Barzins1]

Food is a means of coping with stress like many other drugs. The difference is that food is available and you need it for survival. In fact, its necessity for survival has made it so that its consumption gives emotional comfort to the person. Assuming that there are no other biological issues such as hormonal imbalances, the way to deal with food cravings is to find a healthy way to relieve stress. It turns out that vigorous exercise not only burns calories, but also releases chemicals that naturally provide that stress relief. In fact the chemicals are very similar to what is being sold illegally as illicit drugs. That is why some people get addicted to exercise. The difference is that these chemicals are healthy for the body and are released in appropriate amounts. Don’t start by dieting first. Develop a habit of vigorous exercise, then it will be easier to reduce your food intake. Also stretch. Your unconscious mind can’t distinguish between cause and effect. When you are not stressed your muscles loosen up and are relaxed. If you stretch, your relaxed muscles destress your mind. Live well.

[@WateryFire]

Barry Sabahat Such a great and helpful comment. Thank you for taking the time and writing it.

[@elora512]

That's really interesting. Thank you

[@ukmedicfrcs]

Unfortunately you are wrong.

[@WateryFire]

@@ukmedicfrcs This is a completely useless comment unless you back up your statement with arguments. Otherwise don't waste space here with your laziness.

[@fdl3692]

Wow!

[@deborahbaca1345]

So wonderful. ✌️

[@rachell4417]

Love this guy