Ricky Gervais opening monologue + Johnny Depp golden globes 2012

[@robrick9361]

"Why did Ricky Gervais do a series of audiobooks? So that the blind can hate him as well." - Johnny Depp

[@anteb.k.8396]

Where did he say that? That's brilliant hahaha

[@joelromero6074]

@@anteb.k.8396 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rH-6ZIpsqJWpr9k

[@rdouthwaite]

Literally just came here from that scene...

[@Alex_1729]

I hear that Ricky Gervais quit Twitter recently because it only has 140 characters. Well that's 139 more characters, than he's ever come up with.

[@kmw4040]

why do people take an instant dislike to Ricky Gervais? because it saves time

[@MrYelly]

"I hung a picture of Ricky Gervais above the fireplace, it scares the children away from the fire." - Angelina Jolie (According to Depp)

[@owenmcgregor1857]

Hearsay

[@amydarcimarie]

Joke.

[@bloop5453]

Oh my god this is actual madness at this point, fuck off

[@charlesstockford5913]

Lol Good one.

[@SchindlersFiist]

Life's too short 👍

[@belen4698]

He’s the only reason why I would watch the golden globes

[@sebastianrutkowski7316]

same here.

[@rationalgaze47]

"Why do people take an instant dislike to Ricky Gervais's face? Because it saves time" - Johnny Depp

[@CPTM1]

You do know, that joke was written by Ricky Gervais right? It was written by Ricky for Johnny in a show he produced

[@nathancroft5839]

Written by Ricky

[@dtectivpopcorn6484]

@@CPTM1 nooo

[@atune2682]

haha

[@annlonsdale9396]

@@atune2682 😂😂😂🇮🇪☘🙏southport???? Off to Liverpool thankyou lived and worked there 13 years no racism or fear of doberman pinscher alsation rotties herre? Terrified but the eastern European are like me and my Royal marine family omg its laughable and no police station??? Wow conservative southport

[@powersdustin709]

I love watching how uncomfortable they get when he points out plain facts.

[@glittery_cucumber]

I'm honestly not sure if it was that or if they were uncomfortable because he wasn't funny?

[@davidscott1052]

Spot on

[@tomkaz5182]

@@glittery_cucumber he is hilarious

[@kimfox5071]

@@glittery_cucumber It was a set up

[@tammymorales6179]

@@glittery_cucumber He is funny. The reason why some people don't find him funny is because he's frank. People get easily offended.

[@cecillec2331]

I love Ricky Gervais. I can see why Hollywood doesn't like him. He is too honest.

[@markbirtles7066]

And cos he’s not American

[@Custardpie174]

Not a lefty hypocrite....

[@Leon-bc8hm]

@@Custardpie174 🤡

[@doyourownresearch7297]

@@Custardpie174 he is a lefty, just not a hypocrite.

[@mj-rg9kp]

After seeing Will and Jada’s reaction at the Oscar’s, Jodie Foster is looking super cool.

[@josephsmith961]

That's because she's not an insecure mental case.

[@silivandalco.1896]

Jodie Foster is amazing! I loved her in contact! I fuckin love that movie!

[@applescruff1969]

That's because she is cool. Lol.

[@allwrighty100]

You'd be super cool too if you had a beaver like hers.

[@slat.r]

a decade later and this aged... so weirdly... gervais and depp still legendary today though

[@HBMHD]

The few sane people left in Hollywood...

[@robertjohansen5521]

Ricky Gervais is one of the greatest comedians of all time!!!! The MAN. And his jokes are relevant and intelligent.

[@ruthyvonne5240]

I agree! Look at all the sour faces! OMG he is so funny

[@B.A.Pilgrim]

you're joking, right...

[@joshuajared100]

Yup!!!

[@suzannestack6765]

i just watched the latest series of After Life. my new comeback henceforth will be "None taken".

[@dentistry42]

Agreed, but he just isn’t funny

[@samanthang9148]

Anyone here after watching Johnny’s trials, all I want to say is Johnny be strong, I support you! When you have a new movie comes out. I’ll definitely support it.

[@la0chanteuse]

Seems to me Jodie Foster is the only one in the audience who can take a joke

[@iPlayDotaReligiously]

Haha yeahh good sports by her

[@thegoodgeneral]

What else is she supposed to do? Get up there and slap him?

[@jeremys5576]

Helen Mirren handled it well too. On the other hand, how unimpressed was Elton John!

[@RigidRecords69]

@@thegoodgeneral touche'

[@mindurbiznezz]

@@thegoodgeneral 😂😂💀

[@rcanderson4328]

Jodie Foster and most everyone takes it like a champ. Flash forward and Will Smith proves he’s just a punk.

[@susanvaughan-schiele210]

Will Smith is so up himself he doesn't need a proctologist.

[@ruthyvonne5240]

I don’t care , Ricky Gervais is funny, and so rude he is fabulous!

[@pumpnethel8139]

Honest is the best policy

[@citizen1163]

Not rude, just truthful ;)

[@TheUniverseWorksForUsBeings]

Who else has the balls to stand in a room full of people who dont like him, and call out their dirty secrets/insult thrm...besides big daddy trump. I admire it!!

[@SilenceaboutthetruthisamuteDev]

He's no rude he has a lot of courage to tell the truth to people who everyone kiss their ass !

[@garyspaid3444]

Truth hurts

[@E4RLIES]

Gotta love Johnny Depp too he has a wicked sense of humour, was even in a Fast Show sketch years ago!😀

[@sarahmcswan]

I love him so much on Letterman

[@juliestone9371]

Was he? I love The Fast Show!

[@E4RLIES]

@@juliestone9371 if you look for Johnny depp suits you sketch

[@juliestone9371]

I did, thanks 😊 radiant, sir, radiant!

[@doctor_gibbo1392]

I'm sorry to keep you waiting sir, I was just imagining cupping an enormous pair of breasts.

[@lb8141]

There's no one like Ricky Gervais! Just brilliant and puts everyone in their place.

[@michaelclarke6439]

Ricky Gervais is the UK' s equivalent to Don Rickles. He is intelligent vwrbose, and like Rickles he has not got much of a filter, when it comes to saying things that he might think; but doesnt always say....

[@abdullahalfaraj4089]

Dave chappelle.

[@DocRunaway]

@Asshats Love Johnny Depp!! Johnny Depp Es Racista!! are you referring to his penis?

[@davesimmons9033]

I agree

[@davesimmons9033]

@@michaelclarke6439 well spoken.

[@robertbilling2416]

I wanted to hear Johnny's joke about the young orphan.

[@rbishop95]

Robert Billing it’s just his intro to Hugo. You can find it on KZbin

[@dogrug]

S tier comment

[@flintstack]

@@dogrug S++

[@ekaterinas.1330]

@@rbishop95 you're so lazy, find it for us!

[@ripleysigningoff1231]

@@ekaterinas.1330 LOL You find it.

[@stuartgould4819]

I absolutely love watching all these clips , I don’t get how people can hate Ricky Gervais he’s literally the funniest human ever , people need lighten up

[@raulcitraro]

The only ones who hate him are dumbasses who can't handle the truth!

[@LaBronne]

@@raulcitraro Exactly that. People absolutely HATE the truth

[@MrLtia1234]

@@LaBronne lolz, what 'truth'? He's a comedy writer who's naturally entertaining so does a bit of fairly good stand up- that's why they got him back every year for years and years. That's why they love him. People not liking his writing is up to them, just a matter of taste. No culture war required.

[@raulcitraro]

@@LaBronne 👍

[@LaBronne]

@@MrLtia1234 Culture war? What? lol. I'm just speaking generally. People will tell you they want the truth but then have a distaste when they hear it. It's a common trope is all I'm saying

[@egogeo851]

why does dicaprio looks like i he is analyzing how to be human?

[@poisondoll13]

this comment is hilarious and deserves more likes. now it might seem that i'm you liking my own comment on another account but that's not the case. nop

[@Soloohara]

he's friend of zuck

[@philipmarette]

Where did you end up Dicariachiting yourself?

[@davidphudba8507]

he's waiting for the ludes to kick in :D

[@gabesalem8132]

Yeah, since wolf of wall st, his handlers just paint vitamin B12 tabs yellow and keep em available

[@nicolenotizieeamici]

He is so honest… he doesn’t care and most of them don’t like him for that ….

[@susanvaughan-schiele210]

He does care though, that's why he tells the truth, like a true court jester, saying things with tremendous wit when others wouldn't dare to even go there. The sign of true wit.

[@charliekane135]

Yeah, they dislike him so much, they asked him back five times 😆

[@franceleeparis37]

Ricky Gervais… single handedly destroying the Hollywood elite… what a Brit..🙂

[@dee2022uk]

Love it

[@k9element]

This is from 10 years ago

[@aliioana8586]

@@k9element and? He’s been doing it for over a decade then. Even better!

[@tatie7604]

Britain hate Americans-- either secretly or overtly.

[@huntergolson5932]

Ricky doesnt give a F***!

[@wardaddy2086]

Ricky Gervais hosted the golden globes for alot of years and when he did, he metaphorically took a massive shit on everyone there and then went home after feeling exactly how you would after taking a massive shit, tired and satisfied with the product.

[@davidvbobb7785]

Elton John's face 3:28.. LOL! Everyone in that crowd was MAD uncomfortable and it was brilliant.

[@anonymouss926]

I think he was just looking at something, i dont really think he was annoyed at the joke idk

[@mariabristlin7140]

Ya.. . But they suck. The guys a comedian

[@johannes1498]

elton john is so fucking overrated and has the worst star personality

[@deadpanbarry5442]

He had a bitch face on him.

[@KarthikLikeAThickCar]

I think he was mad cuz Ricky outed Jodie foster

[@emilyd6722]

Loved seeing Dustin Hoffman’s smiling face. Love him.

[@chateaupig826]

It's interesting to see who's right into him and who's "not amused"

[@stevencoardvenice]

Hoffman is beyond all this now.

[@sckooshy1]

Johnny doesn't watch his movies, but he may have watched a couple of them. He is so awesome. Unlike all of the others.

[@Col_MULLY]

No doubt, especially since he’s from Owensboro, Kentucky.

[@johnhaxby306]

did he ask you to come here and tell everyone this?

[@sckooshy1]

@@johnhaxby306 Yes. 🙄

[@keithmorgan742]

"He doesn't watch his movies." --How in the universe would you know if that is true or not? "...but he may have watched a couple of them." --Meaning, you actually have no clue what you're talking about.

[@sckooshy1]

@@keithmorgan742 Thanks for clarifying. Obviously, I wouldn't know if this was true or not. I have only HEARD Johnny say on video that he does not watch his movies but he has seen a couple of them. I am only repeating what I have heard him say.

[@woody5109]

Rickys the best, keeps those spoiled actors grounded if only for a night, lol

[@barbarapavia6144]

He says he doesn't care, and he doesn't, he's magic

[@semperfiarcher]

The millions watching when Ricky hosts often evaluate the likeableness of entertainers. Dame Mirren and Jody Foster went up in my book. Johnny Depp became a rock star.

[@christinaperry2752]

The best awards show host ever just honest and hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@clintleffingwell8129]

His joke about Adam Sandler and Eddie Murphy performing all of the roles in The Help was hilarious! 🙂

[@karanfield4229]

Johnny Depp and Ricky Gervais are my favorite people. 😍

[@Edwina-x9u]

Mine too❤🎉😊

[@marybarry2230]

Jodie Foster's great in that she can take a joke from Ricky Gervais! If you don't want him insulting people then don't have him host the Golden Globes! Simple!

[@PNL_King]

Why does Johnny Depp speak as if he's from some country no one has ever visited?

[@user-nu5ef2py5w]

he doesn't like to be himself that implies his accent.. and he travels and lives in france and london

[@levianaborland9506]

possibly because he spent most of his life acting and practicing with different accents

[@icytwiggy6685]

@@levianaborland9506 I think his accent is brilliant

[@sebozimonyi8565]

He doesn't have a strange accent, he's just constantly drunk xd

[@mafaldaperes75]

Not everyone as an accent, mainly sheep's do.

[@susanvaughan-schiele210]

Ricky looking slim there. Great timing, he looks so relaxed too. He's got balls of steel. Brilliant.

[@stinabo77]

Johnny looks so great here, wow.

[@sarasachar5710]

he's the best! people just hate him for saying the truth... he's the only one brave enough to call out those spoiled, rich celebs.

[@anonymousjohnson976]

They hate him because he is atheist.

[@Dec2012omg]

no one hates him... only hollywood actors

[@amyraley6679]

he is hilarious, but make no mistake, he is also one of those rich spoiled celebs and he openly admits it. That's why he can get away with calling all the others out. They are all part of the same "elite" club.

[@laurih.t.8723]

Nobody gets me laughing till my sides hurt like Ricky! I've always loved British humor but man oh man does he have it down and then kicked it up a few notches. 😄 And watching the folks reactions... The ones not laughing I think have rods up there bums and can't even prob laugh at themselves. Wouldn't want to ever do a roast of those poor people. Life's too short and a lot of times difficult to not laugh at ourselves and others sometimes. Laughter keeps me sane and thank God for Ricky for being one of those all-time hilarious comedians! 💓👏👏👏😁

[@laurih.t.8723]

Btw... The biggest puss faces were Tina Fey (I was surprised) and Elton John (not surprised) 😂😳😄

[@patricia5810]

Love love love him

[@face-in-the-crowd]

I never realized how funny this man is!!! 🤣

[@ibelieveinsomething3895]

Go watch the 2020 Golden globe

[@gregp5257]

The funniest moment is the phoney smiles of some actors who aren't sure how to react. Just in case their agent and clients get offended..

[@Adsun22]

3:03 Jodie Foster's reaction is priceless. :D

[@robertgriswell7867]

Out of all the people in the room he is the best of all

[@bewell4442]

Johnny Depp articulates his words and adds a layer of smooth and sexy on top. That's why...

[@janisarmstrong4924]

You put it so nicely. Johnny is warm, modest, self effacing, intelligent, and the sexiest man alive.

[@ronswansons_mustache]

I love how after 7 minutes of original roasts left and right it ends with johnny reading straight from the teleprompter 😂

[@Durwood71]

The best part about Gervais hosting these sorts of events is watching the smiles of the celebrities he's mocking become increasingly strained.

[@stephenmiles8424]

theres one thing you'll always get with ricky honesty that makes him a genius

[@victoriagerlach5119]

I love Ricky,and absolutely love Johnny Depp ❤️☺️

[@Kbb1957]

I LOVE Ricky Gervais! His honesty and courage to be himself, combined with that raw talent to be able to so eloquently speak the truth about everyone and everything, is extraordinary!

[@michaelmathias3277]

Know that Ricky is British - but he is an American treasure.

[@timothyandrewnielsen]

Hes more american than younger Americans

[@SteakBoss1]

He’s English. You Americans slap “British” on everything. Like, there is no such thing as a British accent for example.

[@timothyandrewnielsen]

@@SteakBoss1 WE just dont care.

[@michaelmathias3277]

@@SteakBoss1 that's because you don't matter and we don't bloody well care mate.

[@sop1710]

They look like they're not getting a lot of the jokes though.

[@WunnSEN]

Oh man if Ricky hosted the Globes today he would do Johnny Depp a service n tear apart Amber Heard i reckon, how good that would have been to hear

[@glennsutton1352]

I love watching the faces. He's offended just about everyone there. lol

[@tasi4372]

And they still invite him back 😂😂

[@susanxyz5730]

I love Ricky Gervasi & Johnny

[@leetheflea4096]

I loved seeing the discomfort on the faces of Leo and Streep.

[@raulcitraro]

I love it when he says, "I don't care"... LOL!!!

[@faithmckay4635]

play the beginning of this on full volume with earphones. R. I .P

[@dextermoore278]

I love Ricky. He is hilarious 😂 😃

[@beefcake0354]

Gervais trashed Hollywood. Depp was part of it. yet Depp still worked with Gervais. that tells me that Depp was a no-bullshit man. I liked the guy a lot more :D

[@thedandyyoutubers1671]

I love The Tourist, fantastic easy to watch fun romp

[@jeffstewart1182]

He's brutal. I love it

[@kathleendouglas7300]

Johnny Depp can do NO WRONG! I LOVE THIS MAN!

[@stanleymarrero5730]

Except to a lot of drugs, don’t jump me for this comment. I am a fan, but if he continues he’ll be dead soon. I wish him the best, get off the drugs bro.

[@lr5179]

Me too, Johnny Depp he's original so lovely and humble just want to hug the man ❤️

[@janisarmstrong4924]

The loveliest of men. Such a warm soul.

[@heliace]

I never realized just how shy he is.

[@thecount1001]

the nervous glances as he takes the stage says it all.

[@caitlinvannatten1952]

I love him. I hope I get to meet him one day.

[@mariovarga2892]

WHO CUTS OFF JOHNNY DEPP, HONESTLY

[@thecreator4333]

Nigga could've make a ton of money by turning water into wine, then helping the poor. Isn't that wiser than dying cause someone fucked before putting a ring.

[@Cod4Wii]

LOL Michael

[@sabalghoo]

RICKY MOTHAFUCKIN GERVAIS!

[@SavageHenry777]

@Michael aaw

[@sckooshy1]

I know, right?! I WANTED TO HEAR JOHNNY. 😭

[@Babettenow]

I like the movie The Tourist. Johnny's acting was superb.

[@bruceallen6377]

I love the joke about a picture of him on the mantle to keep the kids away from the fire!

[@andreasproston624]

Ricky you are the best. Keep up the amazing work 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉. Love from England 🇬🇬

[@chrissy1310]

They are scowling until the camera turns to them, then they smile. GO RICKY!!!

[@PsyAmb]

Got to love the awkward looks on all the adult pretenders

[@emilyd6722]

Love Johnny!!

[@SangNguyen-ql3qm]

"Have you seen the Tourist?" Brilliant move. Gives the mic to Johnny, goes off stage and leaves the audience laughing.

[@watchrepairing]

I sure hope we have Jonny Depp around for awhile. There's very few celebrities whom are so dam good a literally everything. I've been watching the Depp/Heard trial, and just astonished over the substance use. He can definetly handle his chemicals though. I can't imagine being funny while stoned. There's only one Depp. A true American hero of entertainment. The only thing we have in common is a love for books especially 1st editions, and a weird genetic truly American makeup. I look like Shrek, but Depp just looks cool.

[@graftedinforever971]

He dove deep into the bottle and substances to cope with her.

[@mypodlife]

Aaw Johnny 🥰 we do love you 😍 oh and Ricky obvs is the funniest man ever 😆

[@deboraritchie8133]

I loved every word of it !

[@grinch4567]

Those two are so good together!!

[@marylinechamot6070]

Bravo a Ricky Gervais...j'ai entendu des paroles l'an dernier ce gars en a ds le pantalon....beaucoup rigolait jaune..👍💙🧡🙏🙏👏👏

[@anondoggo]

Johnny Depp is such as nice person...

[@barneypotter451]

Whatever planet he's from. glad he's with us now

[@stinabo77]

Love Jodie's reaction :) 3:09

[@theyowoman]

Johnny Depps voice ....

[@juliawilly9151]

Carry Grant invented that accent. It’s called Transatlantic. That is a real thing. Johnny has that same Transatlantic accent.

[@shrutefarms4741]

Gotta rewatch anything w Johnny mentioned!

[@luciano9755]

Elton was not amused...

[@paulbedborough2326]

Elton John is so fake

[@nomiddlenamenmn427]

Now Johnny Depp knew how to spar with a comic.

[@paulturner956]

People who dislike him have not noticed the difference between their self and their Ego, Kinda sad and many actors get off on the fame and that is why they hate someone like him who gives them a dose of realty and he does it with a smile on his face. well well

[@richardkukalis518]

Totally hilarious and funny to see some of the pompous performers grimaced when Ricky does is routine.

[@brandonneely9982]

I watch this now and cant help but wonder whos blowin who and blood rituals before to get a win LOL

[@5StarHeneral]

Ricky kills me every time esp at award shows

[@laurih.t.8723]

Ricky should host EVERY Awards show... So he can call out the Hollywood elite and we can all sit back & enjoy 🌝😂😁😄❤❤❤

[@cherrypickingdiaries]

Elton John's face....🤣😂 why is he even there??

[@williamunsworth933]

Love Ricky he so funny.

[@TheTaz1999]

Ricky doesn't do or care for the woke ,that's what makes him brilliant..

[@charliekane135]

Spot on

[@sarapruisner3083]

Amazing talent!!!

[@ClaytonYatescarenthusiast]

Look at all those sick pedro's in one spot

[@ania5038]

The best ones go along with Ricky Gervais

[@JessBlake2]

He talks how he talks. He sounds exactly like he did when he was a teenager.

[@TheeStrikerr]

Love Rickie Gervais and Johnny Depp

[@phyllispatterson7352]

This is from 2012 when actor's could joke about one another without fear of being slapped.

[@mennobults6464]

Ricky is the reason I watch The Golden Globes instead The Oscars.

[@jenniferwells9032]

Love him 😂👍❤️❤️❤️

[@Bingushill]

Here after their skit

[@theuniversewithin74]

Have you seen The Tourist yet? Well aware that Depp never watches his own movies. S.A.V.A.G.E. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎❤️

[@JstMee2]

Thank you!! This is awesome!! 😍