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@freddiefreeman4119
@freddiefreeman4119 4 ай бұрын
He’s brilliant. I love the way he takes real issues and makes them hilarious.
@GTJ65
@GTJ65 4 ай бұрын
Jasper Carrot did it for years
@maxseth1
@maxseth1 4 ай бұрын
@@GTJ65same with George Carlin
@GodzillaGoesGaga
@GodzillaGoesGaga Ай бұрын
@@GTJ65 Jasper Carrot was brilliant too. But a little bit more sensitive. Ricky does it raw! Just like you mother!
@tracykingston9668
@tracykingston9668 Ай бұрын
@@GTJ65 Seinfeld also seemed to be doing that in the early years . 😊
@nicolenotizieeamici
@nicolenotizieeamici 5 ай бұрын
One person you don’t want to mess with is Ricky! He can destroy you with words !!!
@stejer211
@stejer211 4 ай бұрын
Or a gerbil.
@RubyHolden-j6z
@RubyHolden-j6z 4 ай бұрын
Yeah mate, him and Jimmy carr
@robertwoodruff8491
@robertwoodruff8491 4 ай бұрын
​@@RubyHolden-j6zJimmy car wont joke about trans people. That takes guts.
@marcellop3163
@marcellop3163 2 ай бұрын
@@robertwoodruff8491 Cause he's to much on the telly.
@stevenconnolly4862
@stevenconnolly4862 4 ай бұрын
YT channel excessively exaggerates video description. Gervais still a legend
@Sisterlisk
@Sisterlisk 4 ай бұрын
Ah comedians, people who have actual thoughts and can articulate them
@sharonbartholomeusz5941
@sharonbartholomeusz5941 2 ай бұрын
He’s so funny and intelligent I love how brutally honest he is. Honestly - one of a kind, fantastic. 🙏♥️♥️♥️
@Dennzio1
@Dennzio1 2 ай бұрын
well...he is brutal
@tracykingston9668
@tracykingston9668 Ай бұрын
And is fond of Fosters , Australian for beer. Giddyup, mate. 😜😜
@finneganfly
@finneganfly 2 ай бұрын
Hahahaaa. ‘Willy Nilly’ just took on a whole new meaning! 😂
@sarahpyper3817
@sarahpyper3817 2 ай бұрын
Ricky Gervais is the most perceptive intelligent and so funny comedian out there love this❤
@greenbeagle13
@greenbeagle13 2 ай бұрын
Freaking love Ricky Gervais - especially how he advocates and loves animals. ❤❤❤❤❤❤
@calvinnash5527
@calvinnash5527 3 ай бұрын
Legend.....greatest comedian ever !
@sagefields5847
@sagefields5847 4 ай бұрын
That was the most savage "shush" I've ever heard.
@suninmoon4601
@suninmoon4601 5 ай бұрын
Oh, the Knob Fairy! Parents never mentioned that 😆
@neilmoses3376
@neilmoses3376 3 ай бұрын
That's why I watch him. He is right 😁
@kumaranvij
@kumaranvij 2 ай бұрын
About what?
@docdynamix
@docdynamix 3 ай бұрын
The jaw ,hands,voice and feet give it all away for the tqai+😂😂
@apathyintheuk265
@apathyintheuk265 3 ай бұрын
Not forgetting the beard and smoking a pipe of course.
@kumaranvij
@kumaranvij 2 ай бұрын
I've heard so many people say "I can always tell a trans person!" But no one knows how many trans people they aren't even noticing. Believe me, unless you're trans yourself (and even then lots of times), you are missing plenty. But who cares, anyway?
@jak4bud
@jak4bud Ай бұрын
​@kumaranvij I care. If I require personal care and ask for a woman, I don't want a man pretending to be female and touching me intimately whilst I am unable to complain because i have dementia or some other trauma. Why does my reality matter less than a trans Identified male's feelings?
@tracykingston9668
@tracykingston9668 Ай бұрын
@@kumaranvij The east Asian , Thai , etc are the ones that absolutely cannot be distinguished, on the street . Some of them anyway. 😉 😉
@kumaranvij
@kumaranvij Ай бұрын
@@tracykingston9668 I think that with the number of options available these days, it could be anyone, of any ethnicity. Hormones and plastic surgery can make it extremely difficult to "tell."
@markwhitehouse3355
@markwhitehouse3355 4 ай бұрын
She was up to the fkin label 😂😂😂
@fredcop
@fredcop 4 ай бұрын
😂
@tracykingston9668
@tracykingston9668 Ай бұрын
A little play on words. LOL Brilliant !. 😂
@Mozphil42
@Mozphil42 3 ай бұрын
Real talent. Afterlife must be one of the greatest shows ever made for tv. Such pathos mixed with hilarious observations of the absurdity of life.
@woofersagainstviolence5349
@woofersagainstviolence5349 22 күн бұрын
Absolutely bonkers and brilliant, devious yet caring, rude yet kind. Articulated underplayed genius on the vagaries of life.
@ghiafam508
@ghiafam508 Ай бұрын
This man is one of the best. 👏👏👏😂😂😂
@pdlawson-venusloon359
@pdlawson-venusloon359 4 ай бұрын
Genius!
@crimsontyger8576
@crimsontyger8576 4 ай бұрын
I love his stage comedy, but what he has done for animals, particularly the poor moon bears, is amazing. I don't have his money, but I am sponsoring a rescued moon bear from Animals Asia.
@user-pw6ei2mn7x
@user-pw6ei2mn7x 3 ай бұрын
Well done 🍀🍀🍀
@barbarama
@barbarama 3 ай бұрын
And he's vegan. 🤗 Not one of those 'animal lovers' who don't mind the suffering of exploited farm animals.
@kumaranvij
@kumaranvij 2 ай бұрын
@@barbarama Are you vegan? I am, I'm just thinking, even Gervais weren't vegan himself, it would still be a good thing that he helped wild animals. I think we should all be vegan AND help wild animals, but beggars can't be choosers, at this point. We can't afford to say, "well, I'll only respect that you helped wild animals IF you tick all these other boxes." Because an extremely low percentage of the world's population seems to think we should do either one, in my experience.
@JoanHalliday-k5s
@JoanHalliday-k5s 4 ай бұрын
I could not stand the office but when this man is on stage brilliant 😂😂
@monicawarner4091
@monicawarner4091 4 ай бұрын
Same here Joan. Detested the Office, but love his stand-up comedy.
@Dave-im3lm
@Dave-im3lm 4 ай бұрын
Office was basically the same...part of your brain is not functioning
@jameshunter9570
@jameshunter9570 4 ай бұрын
It's just the difference of men's and women's perceptions. It's like here in America most men think the Three Stooges are hilarious while most women think they are shitheads. ​@@Dave-im3lm
@Vengeance1978
@Vengeance1978 3 ай бұрын
​@@Dave-im3lmno dave it wasn't the same
@richardbool4232
@richardbool4232 3 ай бұрын
And he absolutely destroyed Hollywood at the baftas...
@MacOne53
@MacOne53 3 ай бұрын
Up to the label. Hilarious.
@JohnJohnson-is1if
@JohnJohnson-is1if 3 ай бұрын
Say it how it is ..brilliant !
@MillyAire
@MillyAire 4 ай бұрын
Genius
@nomojo1110
@nomojo1110 3 ай бұрын
Poor Carl. 😆
@edwardoleyba3075
@edwardoleyba3075 4 ай бұрын
On Point - As Always.
@erniescullion8452
@erniescullion8452 3 ай бұрын
Where did these supposed cool clichés come from. ?
@Jamie-js3qw
@Jamie-js3qw 2 ай бұрын
@@erniescullion8452 on point, he's 'spitting FACTS'. Cool cliches abound because they are so on point.
@tarrakis
@tarrakis 5 ай бұрын
"Ricky Gervais Savagely Takes Down A Heckler" Ricky: "shush"... Not complaining though. I still watched it till the end, I love these videos, despite the clickbait.
@tareqalsalem4768
@tareqalsalem4768 4 ай бұрын
You’re certain all he said was “shush”?
@socratese5
@socratese5 4 ай бұрын
I’m complaining that was a pretty freakin inaccurate title, great comedy bad title
@requiem522
@requiem522 4 ай бұрын
​@@socratese5Did you really say "fame is the perfume of heroic deeds"?
@SP-ny1fk
@SP-ny1fk 4 ай бұрын
Nah. They shouldn't be using clickbait.
@socratese5
@socratese5 4 ай бұрын
@@requiem522 Yes, but nowadays that has turned into fame is the aroma of mediocrity
@annalishagoring
@annalishagoring 2 ай бұрын
Like how you took that heckler down Mr Gervais. Well done.
@Spanish454
@Spanish454 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely love him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ShirleyPearl-n9z
@ShirleyPearl-n9z 4 ай бұрын
Great advice this man once said if your offended dosent mean your right .became a much better person for it .
@travellinman382
@travellinman382 4 ай бұрын
Carl Pilkington!!! I miss that guy!
@shelby5809
@shelby5809 2 ай бұрын
PLAY A RECORD
@michellemcgarr1709
@michellemcgarr1709 3 ай бұрын
😂😂hilarious
@Hardball1Alpha
@Hardball1Alpha 4 ай бұрын
I'm suing Ricky for making my stomach hurt from laughing so much. Traumatizing.
@shelby5809
@shelby5809 2 ай бұрын
i'll be your right hand man
@xeneize1793
@xeneize1793 19 күн бұрын
Ricky is my favorite comedian by far. He is intelligent and very funny. I also love it that he makes jokes about everything, anything is fair game for a laugh. Plus the fact that he pisses off the woke people is always a great sign for a great comedian
@patrickfreeman8257
@patrickfreeman8257 4 ай бұрын
"He's got a head like an orange"??? I'm gonna have to think about that for a bit
@johnstonier6909
@johnstonier6909 4 күн бұрын
Magic 💥🤣👍💥
@viewfromthehillswift6979
@viewfromthehillswift6979 3 ай бұрын
Ricky Gervais has a degree in philosophy from University College London, with upper 2nd class honours.
@JoanMathis-mn6ro
@JoanMathis-mn6ro 3 ай бұрын
Mmm
@tracykingston9668
@tracykingston9668 Ай бұрын
And he's putting it to very good use, for the world to enjoy . Giddyup, pardner. 😂😂
@lululacanuck3824
@lululacanuck3824 22 күн бұрын
“Yours will be in the bin in a minute”.
@neilmoses3376
@neilmoses3376 3 ай бұрын
So glad he is offensive just like the good old days 🤣👍
@jameserskine6886
@jameserskine6886 3 ай бұрын
His not offensive, his just finding the humour in life.
@kumaranvij
@kumaranvij 2 ай бұрын
Actually, I think Carl's line, "well, Jesus is only famous cause of who his dad is" is fucking genius! Lol.
@forgeustiss6667
@forgeustiss6667 Ай бұрын
Richard Gere was in Vancouver filming Intersection, I think. It was in the 1990s. A friend from high school was a nurse at St. Paul's Hospital. She confirmed there was a hospital admission and a gerbil.
@Broomehall
@Broomehall 3 ай бұрын
I don't care what anybody says ..... Ricky is one funny dude.
@louiserawle8999
@louiserawle8999 2 ай бұрын
Believe me NO ONE will argue with that..he is the best 😂😂😂❤❤
@jim.franklin
@jim.franklin 4 ай бұрын
Bit of a false title - should have just called it Ricky being savagely funny again - people would still watch.
@Gypsywandering400
@Gypsywandering400 3 ай бұрын
Totally. I completely forgot the title and just enjoyed the jokes
@davelockyer3564
@davelockyer3564 Ай бұрын
Late 90s they changed the recipe. In the 70s and 80s it had a proper lager taste with an unmistakable lager around when you opened the can or bottle. In the 90s it was was watered down to the point of unrecognisable as a CUB focused entirely on making VB number one
@janekennaway8008
@janekennaway8008 3 ай бұрын
Madam's apples!
@gordonbarr5595
@gordonbarr5595 5 ай бұрын
Agreed..and as a Kiwi, if I was to drink an Aussie beer.. it would be Coopers
@countzer0408
@countzer0408 5 ай бұрын
VB
@paulgrey8028
@paulgrey8028 4 ай бұрын
Absolutely. Unlike many commercial beers Coopers is naturally brewed. Pale Ale is especially good as is their stout [drinking a Best Extra Stout as I type 😁]
@steenandersson8328
@steenandersson8328 3 ай бұрын
I like Toheys Red,now the talk has turned into beer talk 😅
@paulgrey8028
@paulgrey8028 3 ай бұрын
@@steenandersson8328 Tooheys Red is a good beer. It's also naturally brewed [or at least it was 30 years ago the last time I drank any 😁]
@steenandersson8328
@steenandersson8328 3 ай бұрын
@paulgrey8028 i'm from Denmark... and spend a year and a half 1993-94 down under ,and then again one year from 2000-01....and for some reason i always picked that particular one....funny thing is that i hardly never drink any beer at all here in Denmark in my everyday life.but Toheys Red was good in the outback.💪😁👌
@carmium
@carmium 4 ай бұрын
If memory serves, there's a great little film clip of an attempt at a daVinci-style helicopter. Looks like a bed frame attached to a tapering coil that spins, causing the bed to bounce ferociously. Not a helicopter, really. 🙄
@tomsummers4005
@tomsummers4005 2 ай бұрын
Best joke: (dad joke). Willy Nilly
@jasonvelliquette9058
@jasonvelliquette9058 4 ай бұрын
I seriously thought this was Rosie O Donnel based on the thumbnail.
@tomaszzaraza9971
@tomaszzaraza9971 19 күн бұрын
what is frustrating about Carl is that he's usually kind of right🤣
@tezwozere
@tezwozere 5 ай бұрын
You been tangoed
@PrayerWarrior37
@PrayerWarrior37 26 күн бұрын
Ricky were you alive when Leonardo was alive ? lol he did invent the helicopter he drew and made these realizing it’s not going to fly too heavy. But he invented it. Just like your gravity hypothesis.❤
@DreamscapeMaestro
@DreamscapeMaestro Ай бұрын
So of course now I've gotta google gerbils and Richard Gere.
@zaravr
@zaravr 3 ай бұрын
Comedians are highly intelligent and make fun of everything how dumb it really is
@peterhughes7868
@peterhughes7868 4 ай бұрын
Lived Aussie for 30 years never had a fosters not sold in bars pubs etc
@selinagrunwald2904
@selinagrunwald2904 5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Disciple2411
@Disciple2411 5 ай бұрын
As an Australian it never ceases to amaze me that people drink fosters lager . Absolute dishwater excuse for an alcoholic beverage
@FuchsKamer
@FuchsKamer 5 ай бұрын
you could say that about every beer/lager/stout/ipa/apa...... but I get you
@sarahyoung2251
@sarahyoung2251 5 ай бұрын
Yep, puke, it's free in nz now 😂
@martinb4845
@martinb4845 5 ай бұрын
It’s a good driving larger that one
@michaelpriday4830
@michaelpriday4830 5 ай бұрын
True, but you don't get 100's thousands for waving it around on your show
@hayleywarden6315
@hayleywarden6315 5 ай бұрын
Great Northern is the new Fosters!
@RichardJRussell
@RichardJRussell 5 ай бұрын
You can stop watching after 40 seconds. That's all the 'savage takedown' was. It only started at 0:26 anyway 🤷
@jasonbendeich7864
@jasonbendeich7864 5 ай бұрын
Why stop watching after 40 sec Gervais is hilarious 😅
@judsdragon
@judsdragon 3 ай бұрын
never seen the office altho i did try after life but couldnt get thru the first episode i was bored to tears, that being said his standup and interviews are brilliant as was The Invention of Lying
@aknightofcamelot
@aknightofcamelot 4 ай бұрын
hawk tuah girl
@thingsgotmessy
@thingsgotmessy 3 ай бұрын
Finally went vegano too 😎
@heatherstephens9295
@heatherstephens9295 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@TheRealDrJoey
@TheRealDrJoey 2 ай бұрын
I was glad to hear the bit at the end defending Richard Gere. Ricky Gervais is tough (on egomaniacal show biz types) but also FAIR, as it turns out. That gerbil sh!t is just such a messed up thing to hang on the poor guy. Why? Maybe because he's good looking? Envy is one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Maybe inventing false rumors ought to be the Eighth.
@JakeFreivald
@JakeFreivald 2 ай бұрын
"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor" is one of the Ten Commandments.
@slobodanreka1088
@slobodanreka1088 3 ай бұрын
Bianca Gascoigne, Callum Best, and Kinga from Big Brother... How time moves on.
@jeffcampbell8717
@jeffcampbell8717 5 ай бұрын
Get your hands from Saudi Arabia, OMG savage.
@dilekavan5796
@dilekavan5796 4 ай бұрын
I didn't hear this before. They chop hands for theft. If it was in the UK there would be millions on disability benefits post theft punishment some of if those lazy ones even do that voluntarily to get benefits
@pedroRodriguesMD
@pedroRodriguesMD 5 ай бұрын
I bet he regrets buying the ticket now
@Robert.Novack
@Robert.Novack 4 ай бұрын
Wasn’t there a movie called My Dinner With Andre? Yeah, pretty dreadful imo. This story is hilarious.
@Slemoster
@Slemoster 4 ай бұрын
Ricky is probably one of the most savage comedians to date. If you are heckling him, you got no chance. I also love how people are like "He only shushed him" demonstrating a lack of ... well, many things. Its ok, though, Ricky does require a higher level IQ to find funny.
@socratese5
@socratese5 4 ай бұрын
Yeah you love it? I think you’re guilty of what you claim about others It’s obvious that the people complaining understand the interaction, what they’re complaining about is how brief it is in comparison to the length of the video yet the title implies that it is more than a brief interaction since it is the subject of the title of the video. Enjoy your HIgher Level IQ 🤓
@nez9751
@nez9751 4 ай бұрын
What did the heckler say?, I’ve seen this loads of time but can’t make it out
@roseymalino9855
@roseymalino9855 4 ай бұрын
You're supposed to insert your own funny line so you can have a hearty laugh.
@JackRascal
@JackRascal 4 ай бұрын
Clickbait title.
@grindlessenior
@grindlessenior 3 ай бұрын
yours'll be in the bin lol
@kirkmcgee1
@kirkmcgee1 4 ай бұрын
That was not a real heckler but a plant, part of the act.
@tracykingston9668
@tracykingston9668 Ай бұрын
Could have even been one of his mates, and having a good laugh at the pub after the show. The dude would say to Ricky, " You called me a "cont" , why you MFer , Another round, bartender. " . 😁For censoring reasons , some words in comment may be misspelled . LOL
@DannyOKC
@DannyOKC 2 ай бұрын
Title: Purposely misleading.
@jacklangley861
@jacklangley861 4 ай бұрын
Clickbait title. Still love Ricky though.
@terulien
@terulien 4 ай бұрын
Had to down vote since title has nothing to do with video. I do like Mr. Gervais though and enjoy his act.
@fadetoblond
@fadetoblond 4 ай бұрын
I love this guy, but he needs to go back to his roots... being raunchy again. I'm sure Rumble would allow his "real" comedy to be aired 😉
@stoolpigeon4285
@stoolpigeon4285 Ай бұрын
Hawking not Hawkins
@Mikdeelow
@Mikdeelow 4 ай бұрын
Not Willy Nilly, Willy Nully?!
@jujitusuka
@jujitusuka 4 ай бұрын
No it’s always been willy nilly…U.K. resident 66 years born and bred
@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511
@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511 3 ай бұрын
is that true about someone on tv with a wine bottle???
@mrbakerr1
@mrbakerr1 3 ай бұрын
Yes. It was edited so you only saw some of the housemates horrified reactions
@tooter4u271
@tooter4u271 4 ай бұрын
Issac Newton discovered gravity? Does nobody stop to think how stupid that sounds?
@johnstanton6442
@johnstanton6442 3 ай бұрын
I think the first person that fell off a cliff discovered it first. lol The word is, he didn't enjoy his discovery.
@tooter4u271
@tooter4u271 3 ай бұрын
Ha!
@TrevorTobin-ry6po
@TrevorTobin-ry6po 5 ай бұрын
I mean he shushed him, id hardley call that savage.
@Pazzofred
@Pazzofred 4 ай бұрын
You obviously didn't here what he said.....very quickly
@TrevorTobin-ry6po
@TrevorTobin-ry6po 4 ай бұрын
@@Pazzofred yet you didnt say what he said... so what did he say?
@TrevorTobin-ry6po
@TrevorTobin-ry6po 4 ай бұрын
@@Pazzofred thats what i though stfu troll
@SniffinYaMum
@SniffinYaMum 4 ай бұрын
@@TrevorTobin-ry6podo you have mental problems lol 🤦🏼‍♂️
@lindaaguiar4121
@lindaaguiar4121 4 ай бұрын
Called him a c..t
@66Jigsaw
@66Jigsaw 2 ай бұрын
Ricky, your drinking Fosters! worst beer ever.. 🙂
@SrSRB
@SrSRB 4 ай бұрын
I don't understand why he likes to drink Fosters, one of the worst bears around.
@steveipsen572
@steveipsen572 4 ай бұрын
It really isn't, it is just cool now to mock it😢
@invisalats841
@invisalats841 4 ай бұрын
He's British, just like their food, they also don't like good tasting drinks
@collywolly4409
@collywolly4409 Ай бұрын
In your opinion,
@bodsnvimto
@bodsnvimto 2 ай бұрын
Hmm. One brief moment but then all the rest? I was waiting for more. Not that Ricky isn't funny, - every Xmas I rewatch The Office (the US version of which doesn't hold a candle up to) and I roared out loud literally at both Extras and Life's Too Short, - but a bad teaser from the uploader.
@hugoagogo9435
@hugoagogo9435 Ай бұрын
Funny video but not quite what title suggests
@TragerM
@TragerM 26 күн бұрын
Okay... That was a bit disappointing... He took a few seconds to quiet someone down and then nothing happened for the entire rest of it. Don't know why the title is as it is unless it's a bait situation...
@matusknives
@matusknives 5 ай бұрын
I suggest a new name for this YT channel: Comedy History
@develynseether4426
@develynseether4426 4 ай бұрын
Influencers sums up who can be famous today. Anyone with a gob and a camera phone can be famous.
@kevincrain7499
@kevincrain7499 4 ай бұрын
Sick truth about that was a friends mother worked at the hospital where Richard was admitted . The real sad thing was that the gerbil couldn't be saved.
@maasicas
@maasicas 4 ай бұрын
Newton didnt discover gravity. He had no idea what it is. Einstein " discovered" gravity.
@TimsFoyleHeadgear
@TimsFoyleHeadgear 5 ай бұрын
Savagely wasted your time
@jezzynottes1177
@jezzynottes1177 3 ай бұрын
Extreme exaggerated video description.
@jeanniepotter4308
@jeanniepotter4308 4 ай бұрын
I pray for you Ricky like your granny that likes you and wants you in heaven with her
@jeneseanderson8569
@jeneseanderson8569 4 ай бұрын
There’s no such thing as gravity for God sakes it’s buoyancy and density
@absatwell8163
@absatwell8163 4 ай бұрын
I have huge hands, as does my daughter. We are both females from birth. We get them from my mom’s dad, although mom had tiny delicate fingers and hands. We are all built differently.
@NoName-np8ko
@NoName-np8ko 4 ай бұрын
There’s a Seinfeld episode about you and your man hands.
@absatwell8163
@absatwell8163 4 ай бұрын
@@NoName-np8ko Ha. They make good swimming paddles.
@jamesyoung4309
@jamesyoung4309 4 ай бұрын
Except he was born male, small difference
@Brown87
@Brown87 3 ай бұрын
Bianca Gascoigne is a genuinely nice girl; I was her trainer for a while in London 🏋🏻‍♀️ Her dad is a Rangers legend! 🇬🇧
@kouwearie5302
@kouwearie5302 4 ай бұрын
De Heer is mijn herder, Hij is alles wat ik nodig heb. Hij brengt mij tot rust en Hij geeft nieuwe kracht. Hij leidt mij steeds verder op de juiste weg die ik moet gaan. De Heer is mijn herder.
@georgewerther
@georgewerther 4 ай бұрын
🤢🤢
@kouwearie5302
@kouwearie5302 4 ай бұрын
@@georgewerther En de HEERE sprak tot Mozes en tot Aäron, zeggende tot hen: 2 Spreekt tot de kinderen Israëls, zeggende: Dit is het gedierte, dat gij eten zult uit alle beesten, die op de aarde zijn. 3 Al wat onder de beesten den klauw verdeelt, en de kloof der klauwen in tweeën klieft, en herkauwt, dat zult gij eten. 4 Deze nochtans zult gij niet eten, van degenen, die alleen herkauwen, of de klauwen alleen verdelen: den kemel, want hij herkauwt wel, maar verdeelt den klauw niet; die zal u onrein zijn; 5 En het konijntje, want het herkauwt wel, maar verdeelt den klauw niet; dat zal u onrein zijn; 6 En den haas, want hij herkauwt wel, maar verdeelt den klauw niet; die zal u onrein zijn. 7 Ook het zwijn, want dat verdeelt wel den klauw, en klieft de klove der klauwen in tweeën, maar herkauwt het gekauwde niet; dat zal u onrein zijn. 8 Van hun vlees zult gij niet eten, en hun dood aas niet aanroeren, zij zullen u onrein zijn. 9 Dit zult gij eten van al wat in de wateren is: al wat in de wateren, in de zeeën en in de rivieren, vinnen en schubben heeft, dat zult gij eten; 10 Maar al wat in de zeeën en in de rivieren, van alle gewemel der wateren, en van alle levende ziel, die in de wateren is, geen vinnen of schubben heeft, dat zal u een verfoeisel zijn.
@VH-gw3qi
@VH-gw3qi 4 ай бұрын
😂 stapel gek !
@kouwearie5302
@kouwearie5302 4 ай бұрын
@@VH-gw3qi Guus kom naar huus want de koeien staan op spring'n De varkes mutt'n vret'n en 't hooi moet van 't land Guus kom naar huus want daar 'beuren rare ding'n Dit kan toch zo niet doorgaan Guus wat is er aan de hand Guus Utenwaard is een week of wat geled'n Toen 'ie terugkwam met de trekker na het hooi'n van 't land Met 'n behoorlijk flinke vaart tegen de koeiestal gered'n Zien trekker total loss en zien kop in 't verband Nou kan een boer niet zonder trekker dus 'n nieuwe mos 'r kommen De schoenendoos werd omgekeerd 't kapitaal geteld En op zaterdag het Guus de buus naar Rotterdam genommen En in zien binnenzak had Guus een flinken boerentiet met geld Guus Utenwaard had zich nooit in 'n stad begeven Hij kent alleen 't dorp, 't land, de oude boerderij Zien hejt het vroeger zejt da's waar de wilde wijven leven Die voor 'n stuuver mit naar boven gaan voor de vrijerij Daar krieg je grote puusten van want al die wijven uut de steden Leven daar in zonde en die gaan nooit naar de kerk Alleen naar grote feesten, orgies en excessen deden Ja de duvel in de steden het daar flink wat overwerk Guus kom naar huus want de koeien staan op spring'n De varkes mutt'n vret'n en 't hooi moet van 't land Guus kom naar huus want daar 'beuren rare ding'n Dit kan toch zo niet doorgaan Guus wat is er aan de hand Guus Utenwaard liep daar constant aan te denk'n Toen ergens in de binnenstad een struise tot 'm zei "He ga je mee 'k weet waar ze 'n lekker neutje schenk'n Daar komen enkelt mensen met manieren zoals jij Huize Constance geeft je een kans schat kom je lekker mee naar bov'n" En Guus dacht als pastoor dit wist dan kom ik in de hel Die blote billen, naakte wieven, Guus die kon 't niet gelov'n Dat had 'n Utenwaard nog nooit ervaard maar Guus had 't nu wel Guus kom naar huus want de koeien staan op spring'n De varkes mutt'n vret'n en 't hooi moet van 't land Guus kom naar huus want daar 'beuren rare ding'n Dit kan toch zo niet doorgaan Guus wat is er aan de hand Guus Utenwaard kreeg de smaak nu goed te pakk'n Hij kocht geen grote trekker maar 'n snelle Amerikaan Daar scheurt 'ie mee naar Rotterdam om flink daar door te zakk'n Met alleen de wilde wijven maar zien koeien laat 'ie staan 't Hele dorp spreekt schande over Utenwaard en zien manier'n En pastoor zegt "nou die Utenwaard, die komp vast in de hel" Maar Guus vergat zien boerderij, het land en al zien dier'n En spendeerde heel zien schoenendoos aan 't wilde wijvenspel Guus kom naar huus want de koeien staan op spring'n De varkes mutt'n vret'n en 't hooi moet van 't land Guus kom naar huus want daar 'beuren rare ding'n Dit kan toch zo niet doorgaan Guus wat is er aan de hand Guus kom naar huus want de koeien staan op spring'n De varkes mutt'n vret'n en 't hooi moet van 't land Guus kom naar huus want daar 'beuren rare ding'n Dit kan toch zo niet doorgaan Guus wat is er aan de hand
@georgewerther
@georgewerther 4 ай бұрын
@@kouwearie5302
@tveye2956
@tveye2956 4 ай бұрын
Bogus Title.
@adkack6187
@adkack6187 3 ай бұрын
pffftttt grow up Universal Comedy. Blocked.... Ricky is still awesome however
@LoneWoff
@LoneWoff 4 ай бұрын
0/2. Heckler "takedown" wasn't savage and was a miniscule part of the clip. Downvoted.
@mooncat.787
@mooncat.787 3 ай бұрын
Carefully placed stooge. Good try though.
@francinariske9896
@francinariske9896 3 ай бұрын
If Ricky was your husband.... yeah hes no longer a comedian, hes your annoying husband, spoiling the routine..? Your welcome.
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