Ricky needs his glue bottles!

Everybody knows the day after 420 is national drug test day! Birdhouses at 430 in the morning may sound suspicious but you can’t prove hes lying!

[@hillbillyredneck]

I remember when I was working for a Company, and every year there was a random drawing for test. It was so odd how I was always randomly called in. And then one day I was in a bad mood and I asked, WHY am I the only one that gets randomly tested every six months? My boss heard me and called me to the office and said this to me, I'm sorry that you are the only one in the company that gets called for this , but no one else could pass this test. I laughed and asked, not even you, Jokingly. He looked down at the floor and then said especially me. I just looked at him like a deer in the head lights. That year I had a VERY nice bonus and I never complained again.

[@Thornsbaby]

I love this. This is amazing

[@dracorexion]

Same boat, man. Sometimes it literally pays to be squeaky clean

[@angrydragonslayer]

Every company i've ever been to.... Pretty sure half the people in the last one would get a crack response on a breathalyzer

[@Texansfan254Jeff]

Atta boy, Roy!

[@seanhartnett79]

Lol

[@renosadventures5366]

I laughed my ass off!! They're gonna be pissed when they have to squirt it in they're mouth!!! 😆😆

[@TheRam273]

While I was smoking a joint inhaling he says that. I liked to have choked to death😂😂😂

[@cruzinsweetsntreats]

😂 yup

[@toddnelson6907]

So dang funny

[@roberthandy9420]

@@TheRam273 😂😂😂🤪😜🤪👍😉

[@darquon1]

THIS. This is what got me.

[@jamesbell2902]

When we were corporate owned the main office required 1 random from each division at our branch every month. Our local HR girl was hella cool tho & used the same few people every time. Why corporate ever said anything is beyond me but she single handedly kept our branch from goin outta business by doin what she did. Thanks for keepin me employed all them years Amber!!

[@gholland5840]

The mormons drive

[@larryhutton8776]

Ya gotta have a spot in your heart for a good HR person

[@bradreee7290]

It's not much but it's honest work being the token sober guy

[@polarbearmetals5162]

@@bradreee7290 anit that the truth

[@amberobney9849]

👍

[@saltiesttrucker9749]

That guy drinking the whole gallon of water that guy is a real team player we call them safety meetings when the guys are going to go partake

[@mgaalaas]

Safety meetings is a term I picked up from a union laborer buddy of mine. Any time getting guys together to work it's "Boys, safety meeting before we start".

[@FrostyIgnition]

We call it “studying” for the test.

[@measure2ice712]

Damnit man, not public knowledge!

[@anthonyfuentes9617]

No trade secrets are allowed to leave the trades either they get in the trades to know or they dont get to know my guy lol

[@Lukealang]

The gospel truth is written in the Porta potty. Lick it, roll it, smoke it slow, put some shades on so the boss don't know 😎

[@robertspangler4237]

I didn't like Ricky at first, but he has really grown on me. I realized that I have known this guy for years. Keep 'em coming!!

[@Jamer767]

It was that moment Robert realized that he in fact was ricky

[@amberobney9849]

I would avoid Ricky at alllll costs to keep me from assault charges. I like every other characters cept Ricky.😆 And I'm sure Ricky would NOT care.🤣👏

[@robertspangler4237]

@@amberobney9849 I doubt Ricky cares what anyone thinks of him. I think he's funny. The more I see the funnier he gets.

[@amberobney9849]

@@robertspangler4237 oh sure...he's funny, over there. He wouldn't be funny over here.

[@amberobney9849]

@@robertspangler4237 😁😁😁😁

[@frankcastle4010]

When is safety man ever gonna learn..

[@cruzinsweetsntreats]

Probably never 😁😂

[@lethalritz1981]

@@cruzinsweetsntreats and thats why he got the job fr

[@richieb7692]

He Is learning..... That's why they are now doing mouth swabs.

[@Y2KNW]

They don't. They can't. And that's why they're safety and not labour.

[@notablynova4247]

So I work in a headshop and I can confirm that this is national synthetic urine week 🤣🤣

[@NativeSkater1000]

Same. Haha.

[@BobSmith-cb5xr]

Along with hydrogen peroxide mouthwash

[@deusvult6920]

@@BobSmith-cb5xr you don't need a special mouthwash. Weed is out if your saliva in 8 hrs

[@BobSmith-cb5xr]

@@deusvult6920 Thc is detected by mouth swab for up to 45days. Stopping 8hrs before isnt going to do a damn thing. You definitely need a peroxide mouthwash to pass one.

[@lancedavidson2995]

Too bad that urine only works if it’s basic drug test, when I was in the dui school thing I used quick fix and it said it got flagged…but whenever I use it for jobs it’s fine.

[@jrcicirello]

"They are going to be pissed when they have to squirt it in their mouths." Busted out laughing immediately. Where is the job site, I need to see this shit?

[@official_screwed_up_click]

The glue bottle has always been my go to method, squeezing it makes it sound like u actually pissing, but don't let it go until u twist it back close so u don't hear the air going back in the bottle.

[@spangy2108]

Pro tip lmao

[@Z-Ack]

I had to take my ole ladies dildo that i drilled a hole into and filled up a condom that i squoze with my leg.. would fuck em up everytime when a little white boy whips out a foot long horse cock.. had to tell em i had a circumcision accident when i was a baby and the tip just blew apart.. lol

[@christineking4016]

Balloons have always been my life saver😂😂😊

[@official_screwed_up_click]

@@christineking4016 until u get that faulty one that Ricky's cousin let slip thru qc

[@KillerofGods]

This comment is what it took to get me to realize what the glue bottles were for...

[@jamesbeem373]

"If one person f**** off we all f*** off" love it

[@codykp.]

When he said I wanna warm it up before I come in I was on the floor.

[@j.a.r.family2576]

Got a buddy that I grew up with and worked with and still kick it today, he's never Did a drug or anything. He's got me MANY high paying jobs on the road. Shout out to Gavin.

[@kurtbertling2511]

Omg, that ending... omg I think I got a hernia laughing so f***ing hard. Thank you bossman and Ricky. Love from Wisconsin

[@scottskinner577]

I almost did a spit take when we both raised a gallon of water for a drink at the EXACT same time 🤣👌

[@jasonhansen782]

My PBR went on the floor laughing so hard.

[@scottskinner577]

@@jasonhansen782 🍺🍺🍺

[@jasonhansen782]

Cheers

[@DrakusWolfChild]

@@jasonhansen782 That is alcohol abuse sir. lmao

[@firefighteruppy9121]

I wonder how Ricky did with the egg hunt...

[@scottskinner577]

Well he's back at work, so apparently he didn't catch a case lol

[@richieb7692]

He can now afford sixty dollars for wood glue.... So I'm guessing he found a few eggs.

[@amberobney9849]

Ummmm...he got them all.

[@aur0ki]

Well he made it to work. So them kleats must've been worth the money

[@dillonjfortner]

No idea. I wonder if Roscoe got in on it lol

[@LilStitchy1]

You can't not laugh at Ricky. 😂😂 gotta love this guy!

[@randypostonjr1899]

Not going on Instagram, don't support Facebook in anyway, but that was hilarious 😆 🤣 😂

[@Kaz13A]

Don't hold them in front of your truck heater for to long...104 degree piss raises eyebrows

[@pflag3086]

Speaking from experience?

[@Kaz13A]

@@pflag3086 hot piss in your sock will blister your ankle/make you do a believable enough ima piss my pants dance to elude the 30 minute wait...I heard

[@richieb7692]

😅😅😅

[@Funnymemikey1988]

Thank you for the laughter man, really appreciated

[@Just.Mike.]

Never watched a video before, and this was absolutely hilarious! Especially the zinger at the end! Nice job!

[@Steve-js6ki]

These are the best, Ricky's an all American blue collar hero with a pair of huge company benefits!

[@katl2906]

thank you for this today i needed a laugh having a bad day due to seizures so thank you for the moment of laughing.

[@justme-ij2qy]

I had to sleep/meditate for a couple of hours mid day because it was very nearly a seizure day for me too.

[@ScytheDaddy]

Sorry to hear that. 😔

[@williamellis5947]

Should go to the doc bout tht

[@SomeOne-Avatar]

OMG!!! LMAO!!! Tis the season to be jolly 🤣😂🤣😂 might want a $5 shot of mouth wash to go with that bird house project LoL

[@BobSmith-cb5xr]

Hydrogen peroxide 50/50 with mouthwash. Pass any swab test out there for the next hour. Not only do you pass, it makes the lines dark as hell. Supa clean

[@deusvult6920]

@@BobSmith-cb5xr or just don't smoke 8 hrs before you go to work.

[@BobSmith-cb5xr]

@@deusvult6920 mouth swabs can detect thc for up to 45 days, alcohol Nd everything else up to 10 days. Stopping 8hrs before a test wont do a damn thing.

[@martyparsons8395]

That is hilarious! I used glue bottles for years of pee tests! I actually thought that I was the only one that did that! Funny shit

[@Jjay-tw1yy]

i used the little bottles that the stuff comes in you squirt in water to flavor it!

[@martyparsons8395]

@@Jjay-tw1yy that awesome.. I love how it actually sounds like your peeing when you squeeze the bottle!

[@51-FS]

I just use a latex glove.

[@martyparsons8395]

@@51-FS ewww, how do you squirt it into the bottle?

[@wakcedout]

And now I know why they have me empty my pockets when I get the random selection. Also I may have found a revenue stream lol

[@bulldozer7656]

Omg, as a road crew guy that made me laugh for 10 solid minutes.... Thanks for that.

[@jimmalesich3501]

We need some Ricky work place merch. Hi-Viz long sleeve please. Even have our safety dept tuned into Ricky

[@rickpilhorn]

Ricky the true glue pro "gotta make sure it's the right temperature".

[@nomore8042]

I made more money loan sharking and selling my clean urine than I did as a Master Lightning Controller !!!

[@cruzinsweetsntreats]

🤫😂

[@mindassassin]

Lightning controller? What the fuck do you even need money for? Do they charge rent on Mount Olympus?

[@markmcgibbon7013]

@@mindassassin sounds like a weird way to say electrican

[@geessaess1707]

@@markmcgibbon7013 Oh he needs all the money he can get to keep buying treatment for his deathly phobia of brooms.

[@timmymccheee7213]

Pinkey out way of saying. “F you, I’m too good to sweep or clean ANY of my mess”!

[@dannyfrog]

'I'm gonna pay off my truck.' 🤣

[@Ethan-es5pd]

That ending was GOLD!!!! 😆 🤣

[@dakotafrazier2985]

I've watched and liked literally every video XD this is too good

[@seantilson6330]

This one had me ROLLING.!!!! 😂😁👍

[@sadtrooper7595]

I love your videos god they always make me bust out laughing!

[@zaritcor1668]

Hahaha thank you some much! I needed that! Everyone make SURE you stay till the end.

[@bigred547]

Lmmfao!! Their gonna be pissed!😆😆

[@charlesbonaventureiii2922]

Oh damn! I'm dead! LMFAO! Im laughing way too hard at the closing line!!

[@droppoint495]

Guy i used to work with when they said something about a drug test hed say hell yeah what kind a drugs we testin lol

[@51-FS]

I don't need to be tested... I know what I like

[@royalpayn4089]

I've literally had bosses tell me how to pass a drug test. Without asking. So this is spot on.

[@fackynaxicht8603]

Its fucked up right? Capitalism made you do drugs and then snooping around if you take any. Glad there are dudes on both sides of the barrier who simply does not play the game

[@kevinmitchell327]

That’s the best ending I’ve heard in a while that made my day boss man

[@madscottwallace7195]

That last line got me good! Thats funny

[@donnaherington6094]

Love these skits ❤

[@GeraldNoethen]

Now that was funny!!!! Made me laugh so hard. I needed that! 😄

[@h8sjws735]

Last line bout made me wreck🤣🤣

[@loganwatson5905]

Lmao that last line was great

[@colinsmith1495]

"They are gonna be PISSED when they gotta squirt it in their mouth." That got me.

[@dennettevelarde5854]

Loved it I laughed so hard 😂 my boss also loved it 🤣🤣 thanks guys for making us laugh

[@thedemondean5275]

Thank you for your service. 💯 Stay safe and Happy Holidaze everyone! P.s. the boys are gonna be p.s.’d!

[@alxsin4439]

Thankyou so much, i almost forgot bout 420 from all the greens i be smoking.

[@gregkilgore4035]

"They're going be pissed when they have to squrt it in their mouth." LMFAO I'd sell breath mints as well.

[@MichaelJohnson-gi3qo]

I don't know where it keeps coming from, but I like it. Rock on.

[@jdsme4166]

60 bucks that's it??!!! That's cheap. We were charging 250. I freaking love this.!!!!!

[@shadowyeager9350]

The last line, omg I'm dying

[@polygon-viewer]

The last line killed me, I laughed out loud so loud I scared the dog and made her hide.

[@DTWMTX]

Devils lettuce??? LMFAO

[@strattendejournett46]

🤣🤣🤣 its like that in a shop, no joke lmao

[@jasonpack7442]

Didnt see that end coming, LOL!

[@GrowinwithAJ]

badassery bro this is greatness at its best bravo !

[@Vikingwerk]

😂😂😂 That ending!

[@ericbonanno5214]

That final line. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnnyfox8142]

That gallon jug of water...🤣

[@henry44mag.26]

It's a damn good thing I pissed before watching this because I would have pissed my britches just from laughing

[@RichyN25]

Imagine one day we can live in a world where we don't have to use Elmer's glue bottles

[@adamkimbro]

That was good. I laughed out loud.

[@kuslak7241]

Make sure it's the non-toxic Elmer's 😂🤣

[@geraldbarker7047]

& here I am still at work.. I mentioned to everyone this morning that it was 420 when I signed in and they said what’s that mean I just started laughing. I’m sure I’ll have one of them mouth swabs waiting on me at the end of the day when it hits them

[@narcdawg831]

I love your videos dude

[@eaglerider1826]

I'm glad I watched till the end !!!

[@bigD1988]

I love your videos man. since I lost my wife and daughter to covid and lost my housing your the only one that makes content that gets me through my day being homeless. I haven't eaten in 2 days.

[@jasonjones8192]

Squirt in their mouth! You are killing me. Some reason i cant stop laughing even b4 you get to the punch line. Even hours later I bust out laughing for no good reason other than remembering your clips. People think I’m crazy seeing me laughing uncontrollably when no one has said anything and Im not even watching the videos. I have to pull over off the highway sometimes because I’d hate to explain to the police as to why i ran off the road.

[@yeahtube69]

Man --I think the safety guy just needs a hug ...

[@urmasslow]

They are gonna be pissed when they have to squirt it in their mouth 🤣

[@sun9912]

Yee yee Ricky likes to party 🥳

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

Building birdhouses at 4am🤣🤣🤣!!

[@someonehuman748]

Enjoying these thoroughly

[@JJE2010MO]

Love the last punch line !!!

[@raunchi2383]

"For 8 dollars" lmao...nothing is free, especially at work.

[@michaelmoody3737]

Sometimes I forget you play all of the characters.

[@jackofdiamonds7068]

Safety man should have TOLD RICKY it was 50/50

[@danielsiegel8619]

Happy 420.

[@charlessizemore5615]

Probation in Florida during the 80s was rough kids. They called it the stuff !

[@Zemanbeast]

That ending 🤣

[@J.Young808]

That last line🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@georgeharvard1417]

That was really good I like that one

[@awolstew1036]

The end line though lmmfao

[@jamiec6431]

Holy shit my man! That was a f'n good'n!

[@Adhdroamer]

Great entertainment every time

[@randylibby2523]

Ahhh, the joys of self employment. 30 years strong.. hahahaha

[@davidcampbell4357]

Great video

[@alexbailey5753]

It's not the devil's lettuce, it's the lord's kale

[@TheGingaWeirdo]

Best one ever!

[@jondickinson3606]

Holy shit, that was the funnest ever!!

[@thomasjohnson5664]

"Squirt it in their mouths" 😂😂😂

[@diaryofamadman8879]

Mouth swabs are easier to pass... just don't smoke on the day of the swab. Lmao

[@natewatt3537]

that's my favorite hustle

[@IceBergGeo]

Mouth swabs! That's awesome!

[@mrbigg76]

Lmmfao that's funny as hell

[@cullenhopson9440]

That was great 😂

[@foodhatesme]

That last comment cracked me up.

[@zachbrenner9959]

I always forget civilian drug tests dont have an observer

[@gabebenson6105]

Man, I just drink the gallon of water because I don't trust my kidneys...