Ride to Hell Retribution | The Completionist

[@GameTacoFTW]

Congratulations on 700k subs, TOVG crew!

[@gilgamesh8334]

Game Taco yeay

[@lukaluquetti]

only? he deserves 7.000.000 at minimum

[@grahamambrose6089]

We love u dude!!

[@nightcollapse]

Oooh I didn't notice they hit 700k.. Great job guys!~ (Good job getting pinned Taco also :3)

[@walop]

only 700k?! What's wrong with you KZbin?

[@lonewanderer3219]

YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR

[@brianshafer1166]

Lone Wanderer XD

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

Lone Wanderer If I return the game, do I get the keys to GameStop?

[@_SwankyO]

H

[@thetrashman24]

CrAzYgIrL probably

[@Kris451]

It's just "GOOD DAY, SIR!"

[@thesterndragoon9159]

"I'm going to complete "Ride to Hell: Retribution" --- NO JIRARD!! NO!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!! WE ALL LOVE YOU!! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF!

[@ThatOneVideoGamer]

The damage is done. I will live with this burden until the day I die.

[@Welcometotheslam5424]

I'm so sorry you had do this

[@shimmer6382]

Damn yall talkin like its a funeral

[@TheRubberMatch]

Darksoul123 You’re right, it’s much worse than that

[@neferacronia6798]

No one person should have clocked in over 100 hours in this game. Heck, humanity shouldn't have a COMBINED 100 hours in this game. Bless you, Jirard. Your patience astounds me.

[@Umashido]

"107 Hours of total playtime" Jirard, those hours aren't "playtime". The correct word you're looking for is "torture". "107 Hours of total torture" sounds like the correct way to describe your experience.

[@michaelskoomamacher5652]

Umashido The fact that he survived 100+ hours playing this PoS without contemplating suicide is amazing.

[@lostnotyetfound6013]

Why ask my ID? Is that important? How do we know he didn't contemplate suicide?

[@link_team3855]

agreed

[@Minoyuri17th]

How do you know he didnt contemplate suicide the first 20 minutes?

[@amb3rrif1c]

107 Many RPGs that can be considered very long don't garner that much playtime

[@user-lt3op3uy1w]

Mad respect for you, you deserve a damn medal for completing this game from Hell.

[@dawnevergarden3275]

Eddie Fantasia There is a reason its called Ride to hell.

[@kyokosakura746]

I also took the Ride to Hell. That's right, I actually did beat this game. What? I can take the challenge.

[@henryisthere]

Stay cool

[@JoshTheWoz]

​@@henryistheregauge Ceaser's eyes out, tell him to stay cool

[@Revegelance]

You are very likely the only person to have purchased the DLC for this game.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

THIS had Dlc? Who's braindead idea was that?

[@GDRunny]

No super best friends did this but idk if they were first though

[@googisthegreat1397]

It had DLC?

[@c_f0rce]

@Kabob Brewster It's is the worst by far. The budget it had shows how bad it is

[@mikealangeloy]

@@c_f0rce The budget wasn't even the problem, they had their priorities all fucked up. They announced a sequal before the game was even finished.

[@FOBIsMyNickName]

Before i watch this video, i must have to first say I'm sorry jirard that you played this game. You are in my thoughts.

[@lunaitc]

You really need a "Don't Touch It" rating for absolute garbage like this. Buying and donating it risks two more people playing it than ever should.

[@Sly_Maverick_31]

lunaitc Let's make this a thing.

[@KasranFox]

I think I said something to that effect on a previous video: "Look at it" should really be a worse rating than "Donate it." If you're looking at it, that means it's safe in your hands, and there won't ever be the risk of someone obtaining it who doesn't know any better.

[@Sly_Maverick_31]

***** I'm with you on that one.

[@cin2110]

lunaitc there was burn it but they removed it

[@protoluigi2047]

"Recycle It" wouldn't be so bad either!!!

[@generalzeta7000]

I am surprised you didn't bring back the BURN IT rating for this game.

[@MetalSmasherGaming]

I wouldn't even donate this game to my worst enemy.

[@angrytheclown801]

@Ultimate Hedgehog If I did he'd probably think it's a flat donut and eat it. I don't know if that would be a bad thing to be honest.

[@dustinrausch5008]

Even the fire doesn't want it.

[@seannoone2474]

@@angrytheclown801 probably tastes better than it plays

[@MysteriousJojo]

I BOUGHT THIS FUCKING THING FOR €20 AT GAMESTOP. THATS €50 TOO MUCH.

[@nickybuttons6443]

Negative €30 is too much. They should pay you every time you play this game as compensation for mental trauma.

[@riokamichika1101]

It's not even worth ¥200 (which is like 2 bucks in American currency)

[@unfortunatelygarbage1531]

+Rio Kamichika That's even more money than what he said!

[@riokamichika1101]

+Unfortunately Garbage Okay, then... It's not even worth ¥15.

[@unfortunatelygarbage1531]

+Rio Kamichika Ah-ah-ah. If it's €50 too much over €20, it is worth literally less than nothing. Even ¥15 is more than that.

[@MrJpferreyra]

I never coment on your videos, main reason: i don't speak english. But i have to say this: thanks ! thanks for every video you upload, for every video you work hard to do, and for using your time to entertain us. You rock !

[@ThatOneVideoGamer]

Your English sounds good to me, or reads good to me rather. And thanks for your continued support!

[@elcolo4405]

(Talking to Ride to Hell) You were the chosen one!! It was said that you would destroy the glitches not join them!! Bring balance to the shooters not leave them in darkness!!

[@Napoleon637]

You were my brother, Deep Silver.

[@genericusername6893]

I loved you!

[@edvance1030]

The glitches were strong with this one.

[@tykamen5588]

I HATE YOU

[@MrPhaedrusx]

Stare into the abyss long enough you'll find the abyss stares back. You're a brave, brave man Jirard.

[@danc7211]

I learned something. I learned that I have even more respect for you after willingly suffering that steaming pile of poo. It sounds like you should have resurrected your "Burn it" rating for this game as a rating lower than "Donate it" since saving someone from an atrocity is worse than passing it off to someone else to experience.

[@Fatalis690]

Dan C yeah, whenever he says "donate it", I always add "to an incinerator".

[@earlduran6419]

If you want to play a game about bikers play GTA IV: The Lost and Damned

[@joelfennell4852]

Yeah Lost Mc Baby

[@JGriffin5150]

I was pissed how GTA 5 played Johnny like that and turned him into a meth head who gets beat to death by the dude bangin his wife. What did Johnny do to deserve that lol

[@andremerrick4925]

Or if you’re pissed about how they killed Johnny in gta 5 and like bikes then play days gone not sure if it can be considered a game about bikers since there’s only 2 left wearing colors but that’s a good game with bikes

[@bulgarianreaper6587]

Truly a much better game.

[@bulgarianreaper6587]

@@JGriffin5150 "gets beat to death by the dude who banged his gf" My guy you can't even name the character's name. The game is seven years old and you don't know the character's name is Trevor Philips.

[@videosalpaso5323]

Jirard: Congratulations, you are my new worst game ever. *Pick a photo of Superman 64 and rips it* Superman 64: AGHH

[@gasparmendez6804]

Videos al paso Is That a Fairy Odd Parents reference?

[@RikuMasamune]

Every Friday after work, I look forward to The Completionist. Every other day, Beard Bros.

[@controlledchaosstudios5364]

when Jirad was talking about grabbing the game by the shoulders and screaming at it, my mind replayed the prequels to star wars. "You were suppose to be the chosen one!!!!"

[@souperman72]

Massive Black has a rooster in its logo...

[@sirsoftspoken]

souperman72 Holy shit...

[@Sinderance_]

Oh I get it.....

[@MythlyInari]

oh dear.

[@hallahej860]

@@MythlyInari no its a rooster

[@MythlyInari]

@@hallahej860 Har har.

[@Playchoice10]

How do you complete an incomplete game?

[@redwolf1015]

That is the true question

[@fluffymassacre2918]

You don't

[@chabbab6698]

William Diaz clever wordplay, but of course you can finish something unfinished lets imagine the unfinished endproduct is 80% finished, so you finish this 80% 80% of 80% still leads to 100% completion 😂

[@tarik7205]

Chillzz Chillzz what if I complete 80% of an 80% finished game does that mean I completed it or just half assed it

[@oneofthemanyjohns7924]

"How does one finish what is not complete?"-some old chinese dude

[@LetsJays]

Dang man. I'm sorry you went through all of this to entertain us. Take a breath and play something wild.

[@ThatOneVideoGamer]

Well played

[@biggayzai]

That One Video Gamer WELL *PLAYED*

[@gamer7imemcgames250]

just saying that if someone used the original idea they had for this game basically working up the ranks from a prospect in a biker game to the top but rename the game and rename the gangs a shit no one would be able to tell this game and this other theoretical game had the same original idea. Plus I guaranty that if someone makes a game using the original concept it could be decent if they get a good art team and the right music licenses, theoretically of course

[@someguy9052]

That One Video Gamer Breath of the Wild

[@MrJimbobbest]

LetsJays Or maybe get some Hunie ;)

[@UnclePhil73]

Donate it? Should be more like Throw It Away. Donating it may mean someone else is cursed with playing this. Even if Goodwill gave it away, it would still be a bad deal.

[@demi-fiendoftime3825]

Joe W Even goodwill would think twice about that

[@protoluigi2047]

Joe W Or ♻️ it!!

[@gameman250]

Throwing it away ain't enough. Set it on fire, strap it to some explosives. Abolish this game from the physical plane!

[@Revegelance]

It used to be "Burn It", but I think he changed it because he didn't want to encourage people to actually set things on fire.

[@buttsbutts7858]

I would be willing to make a _GIANT_ exception for this one.

[@Dragoon1809]

For playstation owners, don't get this game. Not just because it is a bad game, but rather you cannot 100% the game due to the game having dlc related trophies that isn't currently available in NA regions.

[@omegaserpentis899]

Draegon Manaka You may of just saved some mad mans life

[@charlesd-wayne9449]

Draegon Manaka Glad on xbox there are only base game achivements

[@charlieraaa6381]

There is no way I'm getting this game. But the developers were based in my area, how they afforded Ferraris after this game I will never know.

[@charlieraaa6381]

@PakMan lol probably

[@StateBlaze1989]

Another thing that bugs me about this game: it says in loading screen tips that you unlock the bikes of bosses after you beat them. But when you beat the whole game, not a single one of the locked bikes in the garage open up to you. The one thing to unlock in the game and it doesn't even fucking work.

[@TheIronZealot]

Wow, I had no idea this game had DLC. Also Jirard is a freaking trooper. Sucks that the game actually could have been good once upon a time. Thanks Dad.

[@jollyrogers408]

That Ted part was amazing! I love the little sketches and stuff!

[@asunayuuki742]

Dear god, this game was terrible... My boyfriend actually _struggled_ to finish it, not because it was hard, but because he was too busy laughing on how awful and poorly made it was. Like, seriously.

[@asunayuuki742]

Also, if I wanted to play a open-world biker game, I'd play GTA IV: The Lost and Damned.

[@Werlerfer]

Asuna Yuuki Damn straight!

[@Lunk42]

Asuna Yuuki Kirito clearly loves being abused by his games cause he keeps going back into mmo's even though they usually endanger his life at some point.

[@asunayuuki742]

+Rayquaoxys3846 Well, he's also played games like Dark Souls, Final Fantasy, The Witcher, and Nioh. So, MMOs aren't the only thing he plays.

[@riokamichika1101]

+Asuna Yuuki Kirito sure has a good taste in games.

[@MrGlenbw]

4:14 - Now realizing that both RTH and Mighty No.9 are published by that same darn studio, I think I'm going back to the corner of the room... to cry like an anime fan on prom night. 😭

[@charlieraaa6381]

Euryutecknx were based in my area 😂

[@ChaseMC215]

Saints Row 4 was the same too, and in the UK, they published Persona 5!!

[@unrealcloud69]

I can hear AngryJoe yelling "Fly off to the right and explode!"

[@Onbu_]

Like Yahtzee said in his Ride to Hell Retribution review "So please, load up your shotguns, join me around this barrel, and let's take it out on some motherfucking fish!" :D

[@MAO7891]

You spent 107 hours playing this game? That is 107 hours too many playing this game.

[@masterxehanort3]

*127

[@DariusFrench6273]

masterxehanort3 Oh my.....this game has well earned its infamy as one of the worst games.....EVER

[@DariusFrench6273]

masterxehanort3 Oh my.....this game has well earned its infamy as one of the worst games.....EVER

[@CI254]

This goes beyond "Disappointment." You had to have expectations to begin with. WHY!?

[@GenbuMediaAndManga]

Cionyl ooooooooooh burrrrrrrn lol

[@billystrife7049]

My thoughts exactly.

[@KeiraLunar]

the moment i seen it pop up in my emails all i could say was Whyyy compleationist WHYYYY

[@GeneralProfessor]

Watch the first five minutes of his video. The game is a disappointment because of what it could have been.

[@insertpunhere6081]

There was a lot of controversy surrounding his choices, so he decided to end with a universally terrible game.

[@jahonen9647]

How's Breath of the wild going on? Remember that Aonuma believes in you. Don't let him down! :D

[@CarlosContreras]

I was waiting for this. I thought you were going to skip this beautiful game. Masterpiece.

[@nachostout]

"Ted's top 5 boots in gaming" might be my favorite skit you've ever done mid-episode.

[@connorburton1009]

A few years ago, before RtH:R came out, I saw an ad for it in a gaming magazine. And I remember saying "Hey, this looks cool. I should get this." Yeah, that turned out well.

[@LuisMane1]

Lol

[@LuisMane1]

Did you see therapy after playing it ? If you did let's hope it did not ruined your uhhhh life :)

[@connorburton1009]

@@LuisMane1 If I remember right, at the time I read the article my game purchases were mostly determined by my parents, so I never actually bought it. (Though I can see how you'd think I did from what I wrote.) But with how much the game changed between announcement and release, I doubt I would have bought it anyway.

[@CloudySkies17695]

I mean... I did learn why exactly this game sucks. I've seen top 10 lists, but they never really fully explained. So, thank you, Jirard.

[@DoubleOhSeven68]

GTA: Vice City Stories pulled off the initial concept for Ride to Hell pretty well, I'd say.

[@smokey3504]

You mean Liberty City Stories? (The Lost and Damned)

[@DoubleOhSeven68]

@@smokey3504 Um... yeah, I did actually. Don't know what the hell I was smoking 3 years ago.

[@smokey3504]

@@DoubleOhSeven68 No harm done mate, didn't even see how old the comment was

[@nedkelly3251]

@@smokey3504 Liberty city stories is the mafia one that's set in the 3D universe and first came out on PSP.

[@riokamichika1101]

Fly off to the right and EXPLODE!!!

[@asunayuuki742]

*Not the fence.*

[@bulbasaur5534]

HA! I get the reference

[@WH250398]

Rio Kamichika HE'S A MAN! NOT A GOD!

[@TheSpore35]

Joe you wanna play a zombie game?

[@eamon_slevin_design]

Godzilla is approaching the generate

[@machengaming4216]

Thanks jirard for the constant work you do for us by completing games for us and making stellar videos about it! Thanks to doing this I finally completed a game for the first time i.e. Found every single item, completed every single side quest and completed every achievement. It's the first time I ever got a platinum trophy on my PS4 and that game was Final Fantasy 7. I don't know if I'll continue doing this as it takes a lot of time and effort but that was the most worthy of completing game to ever do. It even was one of the first games I started playing on my KZbin channel (where I did most of the completion.)

[@danielmacari9213]

You deserve a week off for this, Jirard. Or at least you should play a fun, short game that's easy to complete for next week.

[@demonteddybear3510]

Daniel Macari Like Pacman 256

[@Ryakashi]

And here's the type of thing the modern gamer, and the typical viewer of this type of video, likes. A fun short game that's easy to complete. BUR

[@strain42]

He should do Stick of Truth, it's fairly short, and if you know what to do, I'm pretty sure you can get every achievement in a single playthrough.

[@UltimateGamerCC]

omg i love me some Stick of Truth, who here is waiting for Fractured But Whole? not fishing for likes here, i'm totally stoked for it and i dont want to feel alone on this.

[@brentj8416]

The Gaming Paladi

[@KaiserAfini]

I see Deep Silver gave this the Mighty Number 9 treatment.

[@samg3097]

I went dumpster diving and found a box of loose discs for this game. Probably like 40. I threw it back in the dumpster where it belongs

[@gorgt13]

Glad Ted is finally getting some love.

[@josephvallo1176]

if anyone had the guts to make a reconstructed version of the game, would it be called "Road to Hell Retribution: Redemption edition"?

[@kalas9000]

My roommate owns a copy of this game for every platform it was released on.

[@allgamesarego9915]

kalas9000 a true masochist I see...

[@Ffom177]

awesome

[@sandbakk77]

At some point in a person's life, you will meet that special someone who makes you shut up and back away slowly. Just saying. Lol.

[@TheDarkPredator92]

kalas9000 Oh ok, so he collects TRAAAASH for a living. Interesting.

[@kalas9000]

I don't know. He just really likes terrible games. He spent a ton on a legitimate copy of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties and he owns at least 3 copies of Superman 64.

[@CalamityShreds]

107 hours of Ride to Hell: Retribution? Impossible. No, no, just impossible. You have to be an omnipotent being to be able to do such a thing.

[@Braxton999Adams]

Jirard litterally did a more convincing "NOOO!!" than Jake.

[@ChaseMC215]

Perfect

[@karmascamera5275]

15:35 Actually, you being sent back isn't a random occurrence; the game will do so if at any point in time, you move backwards What IS random is that once you reset, there's a chnace you'll just straight-up explode

[@DuskEalain]

Someone needs to revive this idea and give it a respectful iteration.

[@WH250398]

Dusk Ealain Banging women that are about to be raped.... Respectful as fuck XD

[@DuskEalain]

WH250398 No I meant the _original_ idea. The idea of a post-Vietnam War-era game based on southwestern American biker culture.

[@WH250398]

Dusk Ealain Perfect for Rockstar games.

[@sigh824]

Dusk Ealain it's not that good an idea tbh, just play GTA

[@DuskEalain]

WH250398 That'd be cool. sigh824 I have GTAV. I'd like something outside of your typical criminal/thug thing thanks.

[@assafchen6462]

really suprised mighty num 9 wasnt on dissapointint game month

[@blastermaster6793]

assaf chen he did he couldn't complete it the achievements were to difficult

[@strain42]

Even The Completionist won't tackle a game that buggy that has an achievement for beating the hardest difficulty in the game while taking no damage.

[@lefszycic]

Sawyer Neilson uj

[@jpz.8772]

the ted segment was amazing!

[@Hayden_O]

Hey you just hit 700,000, congrats! Keep up the awesome work!

[@vectravl]

I have no clue how Ted didnt cracked a smile during that shitty top 5.

[@ThatOneVideoGamer]

Same old threatening his life again.

[@unknownanonymous2651]

vectravl Shaving Razor to the throat of his cat.... Jirard is great at hostage holding.... I think he minored in it at college.... I THINK I heard him say that.

[@allgamesarego9915]

God bless your soul for completing this wretched game.

[@JarJarBoy]

107 hours!? Man, I've never respected and felt more sorry for you, in all these years.

[@TheGlamourNazi]

I miss the old style of the reviews where he spoils the endings

[@willleese8842]

TheGlamourNazi well... He did say that if you paid money for this game then there might as well be something waiting for you.

[@charlieraaa6381]

I live in Gateshead, god these developers were based here and I'm disappointed.

[@shamaboy11]

I thought your worse game was sonic 06. Considered you rated is "burned it" and never use that rating again. Edit: i agree with all of you. I rather play sonic 06 or even superman 64 than this peace of shit.

[@mikeford4416]

He did say "I hope you die in a fire" at the end...

[@The_Pikaboi]

Shamaboy S As part of the lore, Jirard realized that burning games is not enough justice. Not cause 06 was the worst.

[@TheDuckClock]

I feel like "Donating it" is a more terrible decision, because it means your passing on this atrocity to someone else.

[@kyotheman69]

rather play 06 then this trash

[@kenziemckeever1605]

Shamaboy S I think it is that there is no definitive Worst Ever. There are many that writhe in that pit. Let this one be among them.

[@StoutGaming]

Couldn't have chosen a game that's worse than this for the finale of disappointing games month.

[@ChristianCTaken]

Or better, I suppose.

[@StoutGaming]

That's true, I was meaning to say the game is terrible, but you could take it that way

[@jrt2792]

+Stout Gaming My worst game ever was Test Drive Unlimited 2.

[@andrewwood8056]

I know the next episode is already ready, but after all of the games you just played, you should really do a Kirby game on the 3DS. A nice, fun,easy and colorful time is just what you need

[@cajbajthewhite4889]

Oh man, that boot bit totally got me. 10/10.

[@thetalker.7304]

To beat it three Times man you have me respect

[@Besnardm]

you poor man lol btw congrats on 700k

[@Noremaad]

Jirard? Buddy? You okay man? You know, I just wanted to talk to you for a few minutes man. Don't take this the wrong way, but you're showing a lot of the early signs of becoming addicted to bad games. I know they're fun every once in a while - you can get a laugh out of Sonic 06 or the other thirty terrible ones, but those are the gateway games... You play a bit here, a bit there, but eventually they just aren't bad enough. One day, your mustachioed game dealer offers you a hit of Ride to Hell, and it's a rush like never before. Next thing you know man, you'll be Completing early access asset flips off Steam, and it'll already be too late to stop. Just look what happened to Jim Sterling - poor thing can't go more than a day without a hit of Early Access.

[@bobtom1495]

I collect bad games...I have like fifty of them for PS3....with much more on the way.....my favorite...Rogue Warrior....

[@sigh824]

Noremaad He can stop anytime he wants...right?

[@chattersalad4171]

Noremaad this month it's disappointing games month, next it'll be bad games month.

[@IkeOkerekeNews]

Noremaad 30 terrible what?

[@Lucios1995]

Jim Sterling said that since Greenlight is getting replaced by Steam Direct, maybe he will stop covering such shitty games

[@strubberyg7451]

I think "donate it" is broken. I mean maybe keep it, but some games should be burned. like that one. I mean Sonic and the secret ring? that's a bad game, but someone might like it. THIS? nope. the world doesn't need it, and whoever will get it will have a bad time guaranteed. just burn it... for the sake of us all...

[@Dreigonix]

His review of Secret Rings was totally bad-faith, bandwagony, and unfair anyway, despite how much I generally like his videos. Secret Rings is an underappreciated gem and it does not deserve to be anywhere _near_ the same tier as this.

[@randompinecone2180]

Can't believe you're still sane after playing this game

[@AKheon]

19:13 - upside down Jake? Now that's an impressive glitch! Wonder how something like that even happens...

[@ChaseMC215]

The Dinnerbone nametag in other games

[@TheWcasey]

Someone get this man an absolutly Incredible game to play for next week

[@tomsmasher7457]

Zelda Breath of the Wild tho

[@thestank999]

Walter Casey and while they're at it, get him a medal too.

[@Camalex98]

i really hope someone tries this exact premise again, it really sounds amazing

[@ThatOneVideoGamer]

Exactly why I think this game works so well in this month!

[@ViewtifulAce]

If someone tries this exact premise again, I hope it's worse! That way there can be even funnier reviews and comments about how bad it is!

[@elroyscout]

Oh god... I'm going to get the popcorn... and a British WW1 helmet

[@derbaertiger]

"That Boot... is really... really good." God i love Ted!

[@MasterLPG]

20:40 That real information though, nice one Jirard *'Khalil'*! ;)

[@J_daubs]

I SAW THIS ON YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS LIST ON XBOX LAST NIGHT AND I FELT SO BAD

[@Robotoaster]

I can feel your pain Jarred. The frustration is real.

[@edvance1030]

211 resets due to glitches? That has to be a record!

[@Memelord2020]

I can't believe you actually survived one of the WORST games of all time. I'm proud of you, Jirard!

[@jackherman8467]

Jirard you deserve a fricking medal for what you have done. You are a true gaming hero.

[@MikeIsNexciting]

I learnt that you go through a lot for these videos Jirard.(Knew that already, but it's made even clearer when the experience isnt too good for you/disappointing) I respect what you do and enjoy your videos dude.

[@TheNikolaiwolf]

don't donate it that leads the possibility of someone else playing it. Light it on fire.

[@endplanets]

This game reminds me of Mace Griffin for the PS2. It looks great, has a cool universe and a sweet open world. Is what they intended. What we got was a highly linear game where side quests are fused into the main quest alongside bizarre bugs.

[@nintendologicman]

I only know of two people who have completed Ride to Hell. The Completionist and Nerd3, everbody else just gave up after the first few missions.

[@thearbinator2487]

And ProJared

[@browntaxi7158]

Angry Joe did as well

[@gabrielphipps4457]

cluelessgamer allshamnowow finished it as well

[@wonderwaffle93]

This kills the beard.

[@shards-of-glass-man]

Damn, now that I know what Ride to Hell could've been... this makes the resulting game 100x times more painful. So much squandered potential - ow, my soul. Also, congrats on 700k! As one of the followers of The Completionist since the very first, Megaman X episode, I'm thrilled to see you grow to such heights.

[@jlyhrn]

I've never clicked on a video so fast before.

[@13KuriMaster]

... I think you need to play a few good games now, to restore confidence in why you do your job. Maybe Sonic Colors or Generations.... The Stanley Parable,or Kid Icarus Uprising. Or maybe some more Kirby games.... I don't think any of those turned out bad.

[@GigaDarkness]

Stanley Parable isn't a good game. It's a guy with a vaguely British accent telling you to do a bunch of tedious tasks by pressing W and very, VERY occasional one other button, like E.

[@13KuriMaster]

The fun comes from defying his orders and not knowing what to expect when you do. I mean really, would you expect that he would drop you in the Beta version of the game? Or boot up Portal or Minecraft?

[@BigFearedBalloon]

I can kinda agree on Kid Icarus Uprising, I want more people to play/talk about that game (Mainly Blind for Reaction Purposes). Particularly NicoB for me since he is one of my favourites alongside Chuggaaconroy.

[@armchairrocketscientist4934]

It's okay, you can just heal yourself from this near death experience by relaxing with Breath of the Wild. :)

[@Gadgetman1989]

awesome astronaut I think Flower would have better relaxing ability

[@chrisgriffin6004]

awesome astronaut Yes my friend

[@1mortalkombatlover]

It would to a normal person, but to Jirard that means completing a 400 hour game in a week for the video. A week doesn't even HAVE 400 hours! XD

[@PhaethonCrafts]

Donate it? I would set it on fire. No one deserves to get this game xD!

[@wahou21]

I really want to want him to play "Peter Jacksons King Kong"

[@pooticorn5281]

I love you and I'm sorry you had to play this game

[@jaysternumber1]

I just realized, the boots section uses a different way for the number placements. It goes #5, 4th, III (Roman numerals), Too (or two) and Numero Uno.

[@Sephiroth1204]

So Ted is getting a review show, right?

[@tannerhankins4770]

Tasty. I couldn't play this for over 30 hours, so good job. Also, happy 700,000 subs!

[@Mrsmells45]

The Top 5 Boots bit just slays me. Ted, you are hilarious dude

[@RJTheHero8]

Jirard should do a review on Driver 3. I think he'd have some fun with it. ;p

[@riokamichika1101]

I bet he would... At least it's better than this shit.

[@SkywardSpork]

I think Meathook is Northern Irish Jirard, we have a... Peculiar accent to say the least

[@pedroahernani]

You want a hard game to complete, then try X-COM 2

[@TheRacoonasaurus]

It's videos like this that remind me why I'm still subscribed to this channel.

[@djhero0071]

That face when the main character rages makes me laugh every time. It's so outrageous looking, it's hilarious.

[@62049]

He shoulda said "crap" when he picked up the game in the intro for dissapointing games month