Yeah when I heard Battered I thought 'What like a Fish?' 😂
@GinraiMinor8 ай бұрын
That TS808 smells like C.C. DeVille's water damaged basement that his insurance company is givin' him a hard time on the claim.
@betadatadigitaljohn3128 ай бұрын
😅 Now this is funny!
@alchemist_x798 ай бұрын
That Juicy Guitars didn't call that abomination the "Rocktopus" is a HORRIBLY missed opportunity.
@eddiejr5408 ай бұрын
I was thinking Squidward from spongebob🤣
@jeremyturner28738 ай бұрын
That pedal smells like Viceroy cigarettes, Jovan Musk, and mildewed carpet. On 10-cent Miller Lite night 1985.
@eddiejr5408 ай бұрын
Dude…you just described my ex-girlfriend…how’d you know🤣
@creationinspired2006 күн бұрын
4:05 “if this thing could talk it’d probably just scream” the funniest thing ive heard in a long time i actually had to stop what i was doing to laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ERiCtheBuLL8 ай бұрын
Bro, that TS808 is just relic'd. You wouldn't get it. 😂
@musicauthority6742 ай бұрын
I think Fluff would get it he's been around for quite a while. and I'm sure he knows more than you. and if you think it's so great it's yours.
@ERiCtheBuLL2 ай бұрын
@@musicauthority674 you completely missed the sarcasm here.
@raleighsinclair10128 ай бұрын
That Sully Guitars shirt tho!!! Incredible guitars.. and one of the FUNNIEST and KINDEST dudes ive ever met!
@roymartin5008 ай бұрын
The 808 smells like a pocket full of pissed on pennies x10.
@chrisdawber35488 ай бұрын
the pedal and the cab deserve to be together! Abused!
@palehorsenameddeath77318 ай бұрын
Love these episodes, I have to say this was the most ridiculous one I have seen. Everything was a bunch of junk. Not worth a dime yet they are listed like they are blue chips. Great job Fluff.
@caseysmith5448 ай бұрын
Marshall maybe not, I mean speakers alone on inside might be worth it.
@SamWichmaker8 ай бұрын
@@caseysmith544 Really? When you're paying over $1k just in shipping???
@palehorsenameddeath77318 ай бұрын
@@caseysmith544 agreed . Although there are tons of great cabs out there .
@keithclayton12718 ай бұрын
I'd definitely give a quarter for that Octopus.
@palehorsenameddeath77318 ай бұрын
@@keithclayton1271 Lol. Not me. But you do you.
@hellogoodbye76298 ай бұрын
Believe it or not, I actually owned that Tele-Sitar briefly. Always wanted a sitar and kinda thought that one would work. It did not, so I returned it and I guess they kept the tuning I put it in. Don't worry, I did not pay 3000 for it. It was way cheaper back then.
@maczman878 ай бұрын
The best videos on the channel
@bakontrackz8 ай бұрын
That 808 was the meal of a crocodile, then when a hunter killed him, he found that pedal on his stomach
@flapjack4138 ай бұрын
Anyone else think that shirt said "Silly Guitars" on first glance? Lol. And that 808 looks like it would be sticky to the touch, from decades of cigarette tar and spilled beverages.
@1234drums8 ай бұрын
Nothing makes you happier than new gear ❤❤❤❤
@johanneszeiler23808 ай бұрын
That marshallcab looks awesome imo Aaaand as far as I know - marshall started using plastic handles in the early 70s!
@stockholm175220 күн бұрын
10:37 - What kind of Lovecraftian, eldritch glam band would you have to imagine to make this instrument a viable choice? And what would you wear to go with it? 🦑
@tava00028 ай бұрын
That Fender cloth looks like the one I got with my Squire in the 90s. I still have the cloth.
@Relayer6a8 ай бұрын
The TS-808 looks like a Fender relic job. And everyone loves them.🙃
@300ampeg8 ай бұрын
Plays an anarchist squat "Yeah we have a Marshall cabinet you can use."
@josephgroeblinghoff41228 ай бұрын
awesome that Simon Neil is mentioned Awful that his name is attached to that 1 particular ridiculous reverb listing
@bobbyburford64308 ай бұрын
The avocado festival is this sunday in Fallbrook if your still in the north county san diego and looking for some to do.
@rainshadowband31618 ай бұрын
That first one doesn't look like normal wear from gigging. It looks more like it was just left outside in direct sunlight for a while lol. A new 45th Anniversary edition TS808 is about $200 and sounds just the same. I'm amazed people pay the prices they do for 30 to 40 year old pedals as if technology peaked at that time and is now lost tech nobody can replicate lol. Just went through the same window shopping experience for the Cesar Diaz Tremodillo when I found that I can get the Homestead Ripple Creek for a faithful creation (Peter McMahon build many of those same Tremodillo pedals with Cesar) or a Chicken Quiff for an updated version. Both are great for what I was looking for, went with the Ripple Creek :) Love this series, Fluff is awesome! Maybe I'll pick up the Juicy Octopus guitar and play sea shanties with Pirates of the Caribbean playing in the background lmao
@brandonjackson58658 ай бұрын
That Marshall Cab has what we like to call Mojo. I don’t know what you call that tube screamer but I’d imagine it smells like hot garbage on trash day in the Deep South in early August, but Fluff is probably correct that sticky gunk is probably tar from being soaked in constant smoke from the last 40 years.
@edwincrain9868 ай бұрын
That pedal probably smells like the bottom of the septic tank it likely came from !!! lol
@NoelHaven8 ай бұрын
Does anyone else try to time it out to mouth along to Fluff’s signature, high pitched “next listing!” 🤓😁❤
@brianjauch99588 ай бұрын
That ts808 was used at G.G. Allen shows and still smells like it!
@DudeMcGuybro8 ай бұрын
That pedal with die when it dies, and when it dies it's gonna die. It was used to shoot, knife, beat, strangle and crucify!
@danielbileci40608 ай бұрын
Double slanted Marshall. Back and to the right.
@EnzyteBob1138 ай бұрын
That Marshall looks like the cab the dude from the Bouncing Souls uses....equally beat to hell
@JamesDorsett118 ай бұрын
Battered!? That TS808 looks like it's been on fire
@dlmyrs8 ай бұрын
That TS-808 smells like the corner of the floor in CGBG’s bathroom.
@garylaverty66078 ай бұрын
After looking at that pedal, you must have been to CBGB's on a really busy night.
@jonwanrocks8 ай бұрын
who is simon neil
@MarioV6898 ай бұрын
The 808: "If a turd could spoil". that's what i must smell like
@GonJilman8 ай бұрын
That TS808 is 🔥, or at least has BEEN on 🔥
@uno998 ай бұрын
That 808 looks like it was painted, and the new paint ate away at the original paint and thus... a Ridiculous Reverb Listing is born.
@VelvetYeti8 ай бұрын
That pedal smells like Chris Holmes in the pool in "The Decline of Western Civilization" documentary.
@ThatRedHusky8 ай бұрын
"Sitar conversion" just scalloped out the frets through the earth looool. Doesn't elaborate that in a real Sitar there's strings UNDER the (moveable) frets, which are heavily bowed to allow the played string to bend like.... 6 semitones.
@billyfields77228 ай бұрын
Road worn is the well known as a understatement. Badly beaten up music stuff.
@jaknunas8 ай бұрын
How does it get battered between the knobs? Wouldn't the little shelf and knobs ensure that nothing touches that part of the pedal.
@samty548 ай бұрын
"if this thing could talk it would probably scream..." 😂
@MK-10108 ай бұрын
Man, I bet the TS and Marshall cab were in the same basement when the sewer line backed up!
@bradzillarocks8 ай бұрын
That octopus guitar should have been an 8-string. Bigtime fail.
@FlameBlue90168 ай бұрын
Was That TS808 left at the bottom of a lake? That peddle smells like shame and regret.
@eddiejr5408 ай бұрын
That polish cloth proves the world has gone insane!!!
@nuldorvamoysenor20915 ай бұрын
That pedal smells like 30 years of "I'm sure the next gig will be the one to make us famous, you'll see..."
@trevorreniger56708 ай бұрын
Need an update video of you test driving that octopus.
@caseysmith5448 ай бұрын
I second idea.
@bearcladxd8 ай бұрын
Where you going to at in Oceanside? I live down here, you playing a show?
@PentagramDave8 ай бұрын
Tube Screamer was tumbled in a rock tumbler or similar, it looks exactly like the intentionally scuffed gear in the "fake restoration exposed" videos
@JamesElise1608 ай бұрын
I suspect they just used sandpaper on the edges. I think the grime is probably real though.
@jimbobmago8 ай бұрын
I want that Marshall cab it’s beautiful lol
@ObscureMics8 ай бұрын
Love these.
@nicolasbeaudry61588 ай бұрын
The Marshall was used by a student in med school … got stitches to make for the final exams 😂😂😂😂
@Mr3DBob8 ай бұрын
That Marshall cab has been reliced.
@SensibleJones8 ай бұрын
That TS smells of disappointment and Grunge. 🤣🤣
@STRATMAN19698 ай бұрын
Battered but originally green. You can say the same about a deep fried pickle. But I wouldn't spend money on one of those either.😅😢
@monkeybrains8 ай бұрын
Bet that scalloped neck is stable 😅😅😅
@Brykk8 ай бұрын
Maybe the most ridiculous listings to date.
@grimmdaigon23458 ай бұрын
That Marshall cab looks like it came from Gary Numans Post-Apocalyptic Fashion Show
@luchagain34248 ай бұрын
I live in Oceanside. I’ll take you to my burrito spot. My treat.
@christopherrehrig81308 ай бұрын
I never heard of Biffy Clyro, so I decided to listen to their music... thanks 😕
@gregrandallbtsr038 ай бұрын
Thanks Fluff! Peace
@IcedForce8 ай бұрын
Looking at that Marshall cab and I believe my somewhere before mid-60's Japanese Fender-clone amp and cab might actually be worth something. $1,700 for basicly falling apart cab, like my Royal (Elk) might smell a bit of tobacco and not be Marshall but at least even after being toured before ending to my father in the mid-70's and then toured again, it's in close to actually mint condition. Like for that thing it's a miracle it doesn't collapse under the weight of the speakers and while I don't question does that handle endure lifting the cab, I do question does the cab endure lifting from that handle.
@TheGorillafoot8 ай бұрын
Gotta love how people think that anything and every in what ever condition as long as it's got to do with guitar is considered rare and vintage.
@Foreskan8 ай бұрын
That 808 smells like something that’s battered but originally green
@BradDollar8 ай бұрын
It's the polish cloth for me 😂
@MrPasseh8 ай бұрын
Given that it's written on the guitar, it's astounding how many people get Squier wrong.
@IStabz8 ай бұрын
3:00 is that the same dude as the ts? haha
@MusicmanSD838 ай бұрын
Bet that thing smells like stale beer, Winston’s and rumplestiltskin’s ball bag 😂
@johnthompson54158 ай бұрын
Dang Fluff looking thin and trim dude!
@SolamenteVees8 ай бұрын
Austria! Throw another shrimp on the barbie... 5:05 Two-piece body 12:58
@dancole16128 ай бұрын
That Biffy Clyro Strat isn't even signed by Simon Neil, the signature is from factory!
@RiffsAndBeards8 ай бұрын
I totally missed that hahahaha
@scottsteeves8 ай бұрын
The ts808 looks like he found it in the woods and as for the rest, people are insane.
@bridge500t8 ай бұрын
The 808 smells like the stale can of beer someone had been spitting their tobacco chew into at a party last week that was never cleaned up.
@Taralyzer8 ай бұрын
That 808 Might smell like Swedish Surströmming fish 😄😄
@fenderfox50808 ай бұрын
The 808 looks like the guy either wore cleats, wore dog 💩 shoes, wore shoes made of mud, or yeah it was in a case filled with coins riding in the back of a truck down WI roads 😂
@perrycrawford26918 ай бұрын
808 smells like Jared Dines hat.
@DosHemperor8 ай бұрын
Which one?
@davidcampbell11508 ай бұрын
That 808 smells like old beer and tears
@michaelj.anderson11168 ай бұрын
Cool shirt.
@toms59518 ай бұрын
That TS808 looks like it was shat out by the Marlboro Man
@davestambaugh72828 ай бұрын
Actually, If you wanted a Squire tellecaster converted to a sitar like that, and you got a new one and took it to a luthier. It would cost a lot more than three grand.That is a lot of hours of work that would never be free.
@andrewfaucett69158 ай бұрын
The 808 probably smells like unrealized dreams and sadness
@residenteidolonrelaxsleep88408 ай бұрын
I think this thing probably smells like coffee because it looks like it was used to test industrial coffee grinders. I was going to go with kitchen waste but I think it's too big to go into a garberator.
@IStabz8 ай бұрын
ashtray, beer, resin and vomit? 😆
@peatmarshnotfound8 ай бұрын
That pedal and cab smell like teen spirit.
@garystevens68318 ай бұрын
I've got an Ashdown neo classic bass cab Ex Biffy Clyro, (according to Flacidbook marketplace) does that mean I can get 20 grand for it? 🤣
@DerpRulesAll8 ай бұрын
That 808 was played by Jimi's wicked little brother Leon.
@hailmaryrecordings82558 ай бұрын
That TS-808 most likely reeks of stale beer and broken dreams.
@Pokey73178 ай бұрын
That TS 808 smells like a SOUR fruit/Beer... LOL
@peddlereffects8 ай бұрын
I think the cab shipping would be fine - for $1,100 you could buy it a first-class seat 😅
@ER-yq1lc8 ай бұрын
That tube screamer smells like a 15 year old anti-fatigue mat at a sourdough bakery.
@chrisgonzales58808 ай бұрын
The Tube Screamer 808 is supposed to be for amps not colon.
@kyledriscollmusic8 ай бұрын
lightly relic'd (I threw it off a plane into the desert where it lived for a decade)
@jimbobmago8 ай бұрын
That pedal smells like gritty damp change laying on the gents restroom of a service station
@dbecker338 ай бұрын
Alright…let’s not upset someone this week 😂
@thepostapocalyptictrio47628 ай бұрын
I guess they scalloped the neck to make it more sitar like?. Frets are much taller in relation to the fretboard on a sitar than a guitar.
@SteeleMusic5748 ай бұрын
12:20 Most Definitely The Grinch
@nicolasbeaudry61588 ай бұрын
The sitar is George Harrison model , but on crack . Not cracked but the the drug crack…. I’m on a fly , gonna comment on each of the listings
@chrissgardiner8 ай бұрын
Clearly by 'battered' they meant that 808 was battered and deep fried. Holy crap 😂 The stitching across the front of that cab looks like they stitched it's lips shut so it couldn't speak of the UNGODLY things that were done to it 😭
@ogrish764 ай бұрын
Blackbacks are greenbacks, Celestion ran out of green magnet covers and used black ones lol.
@danabrewer36768 ай бұрын
the first two pieces, likely from old 90s house gigs. at 4 months my brand new bass rig was horrid when we did a daytime outside party. just because it sits in the same place every night doesn't mean gear won't lose it's fucking mind over time. that cloth is the same as what i got in 1988 with my squier jazz. i call some bs.
@peddlereffects8 ай бұрын
Is it possible that Robby Krieger is currently endorsed by Music Man?