RiffTrax: Suburban Sasquatch - Part 4

[@ryanbarker5217]

i love the fake door exploding open and the real door is still on the hinges in the same shot.

[@Nightweaver1]

Yeah isn't that great? A real sign of Dave Wascavage quality there.

[@notme222]

Honestly the storyboarding for this movie isn't bad. A simple but workable story. Good pace of action scenes. Character evolution throughout the movie. Really all that's lacking is the dialogue, casting, acting, audio, music, visual effects, costumes, makeup, props, set design, lighting, camerawork, action choreography, stuntwork, and editing. If Wascavage could have fixed those thing I think this would have been a solid B-movie.

[@tuckerbowen4626]

That was both funny and a refreshingly nuanced analysis. I'm genuinely impressed.

[@BLACKPOLO14]

Stay for the credits commentary by Kevin Murphy. Absolutely hilarious! The other two riffers leave, leaving just Kevin. He sings along with the song that plays over the closing credits. These guys are absolute comedic geniuses. I laugh until I cry when I watch their stuff. Thanks for bringing some much needed humor into my life!

[@lolotheobserver2696]

Kevin having a fever dream and/or peyote induced musical experience during the credits was incredible 😂

[@TF2Fan101]

Eh, it’s entertaining, but not as good as his machine gun freak out in Rollergator.

[@lolotheobserver2696]

@@TF2Fan101 oh I agree I don't think anything will ever top that 😂

[@glenlarsen8496]

Rifftrax took mercy on us all by releasing this in four parts.....it's the only way our feeble human brains could survive this "movie".....thank you rifftrax for allowing we mere mortals to consume your hilarity

[@tomh.2405]

When all your efforts finally come together, and you realize your long-held dream of making a movie -- and then you realize that one of the end credits of that movie reads, "Blood and Gore Effects for Hunter Head Removal and Pants Wetting" -- that's the moment when you re-evaluate your life choices.

[@joshuablack8221]

Rick: “I had a bad dream, I’m worried that you’re going to die doing this!” Her: “Here, have a turtle shell.” 😂😂😂😂

[@DefaultUser61]

You’re never the same after an experience with spirit grandma

[@ajs3994]

Nope - no. Bad trip.

[@xservox]

Watching this movie in 4 sections was WAY easier to take than watching it all at once! Thank you, RIfftrax!

[@deanfiora4227]

I could, however, have done without the KZbin ads every five goddamned minutes.

[@flmbyz]

So, interesting thing I discovered: - Combined YT Rifftrax running time: 1:17:14 - RT itself via their site: 1:16:23 So, this is, indeed, the full Rifftrax movie. But then something else popped up that was rather interesting in my minuscule research: - Noted running time of movie on IMDb & Tubi: 1:39:46 So, not only did Rifftrax give us the mercy of breaking up this awful movie into four easily digestible parts, it also initially shortened the running time of the original film so that would also spare us the pain they more than likely had to endure for our amusement.

[@SUP3R10Rzombie]

Yeah. Mike, Bill and Kevin work so hard for us so that we may retain some of our sanity. Well, that and...y'know... so we don't die of an overdose of unfiltered awfulness.

[@riceymartin2203]

Cut down to 75 minutes, just like in the MST days of yore

[@ManFromLaBamba]

You sure your weren’t looking at the Directors Cut running time?

[@apezilla83]

All those credits to put the same seven names over and over 😂

[@Ammeeeeeeer]

The "roars".......they kill me 🤣🤣🤣 Again, it must be intentionally bad, right? No one thought those sounds are good, right?! 🤔

[@PhilBagels]

I don't know which is worse: the "roars" or the costume. It just hangs on the guy like ... well, like a rented costume.

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

If you are really interested in the answer then watch RedLetterMedia’s “Best of the Worst” episode on it :)

[@Nightweaver1]

@@PhilBagels Not to mention in a lot of shots it looks like the monster has a big ol' donger.

[@Youcifer]

And tits ​@@Nightweaver1

[@StarryNite85]

I haven't been able to stop mimicking the bigfoot 'roar' ever since I first heard it. 🤣 I'm also shocked that there is a flick that is a harder watch than Manos is/was. 😲

[@SAKtime1]

C'mon, Rollergator?

[@najaB76]

Take that back! _Manos: The Hands of Fate_ is a masterpiece of cinema in comparison to _Suburban Sasquatch_ .

[@PhilBagels]

I remember when I was young and naive, and thought there was no movie worse than an Ed Wood movie. Then I saw Manos, and thought nothing could be worse than that. Then I saw Cave Dwellers, and Monster A-Go-Go, and Red Zone Cuba... Eventually, I saw Birdemic and Rollergator and Feeders and Suburban Sasquatch. I no longer believe there is a limit to how bad a movie can be.

[@StarryNite85]

@@PhilBagels I couldn't agree more... lmao

[@StarryNite85]

@@najaB76 Torgo will always have a special place in my heart. ❤

[@hushicho]

The old woman who barely has any will to live is totally fine after being attacked by the sasquatch for an extended period, but the battle-hardened young woman who has trained all her life to fight this specific monster is at death's door after being shaken lightly. And did anyone else notice how the sheriff and deputy just were never relevant to the film after completely failing to even inconvenience the creature? Weird, needless backbuilding, then...oh, they're just gone.

[@davidwalter2002]

Hey, they did all they could do. Give 'em a break, willya?

[@BryceGoodson]

I watched this movie with a large group of friends about five years ago and it was easily the funniest movie I'd ever laughed at.

[@mjjoe76]

Rick was somehow more terrifying shirtless than the creature.

[@marcherwitch9811]

omg i'd forgotten the door smash and very visible actual door moment!

[@TedSallisakaManThing]

Thanks for the RiffTrax , without it, the movie would have been too painful! PS Don’t get me started on that song during end credits…

[@johnmillsjr.4315]

I refuse to believe the soundtrack is available

[@kcole4001]

Absolutely hilarious. This has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

[@BGNOLA]

00:20 looks like a "Manos" chair🤚🤚

[@eyesonthey]

RiffTrax splitting this up to prolong the torture...slowly jamming toothpicks under our nails.

[@valkyriechan]

Incredible... best actress was the lady with Harold. And that end theme really was transcendental..

[@trippjohnson7393]

My pick for this movie's stinger would be Harold letting Sasquatch in and his wife freaking out.

[@SpringOnion567]

19:53 Wait Talia, the Huntress had a costume design? I thought all the actors in this showed up for an audition, and they began filming immediately under the guise of test film.

[@PaulTomblin]

Was this the same special effects "team" as Birddemic?

[@KC-hc4uf]

Is there a class action lawsuit for this movie?

[@SUP3R10Rzombie]

SPIRIT GRANDMA, GUIDE ME!

[@tfmaster96]

say what you want about this movie, but it absolutely had a beginning, middle, and end, allowing it to (technically) qualify as a story.

[@magnuskallas]

And a Feature.

[@obiejerusalem8587]

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it, this was a better 4 parter than The Hunger Games.

[@robertrootes]

Breaking up the movie into segments is brilliant

[@tuckerbowen4626]

One thing I'll say for this movie, the heroine is pretty hot. Provides some slight relief from the... pretty much everything else about it.

[@lealmelisa]

When the sasquash got electrocuted in the heart i really had to look away in embarrasment.

[@baxterwilson368]

This movie was … something else, but that end-credits song took it to a whole other level. 😂 21:26 Though I think this movie’s greatest sin is its inconsistent use of apostrophes in the credits.

[@vanpunk]

I love RiffTrax but damn this movie was hard to get thru😂❤

[@wstine79]

This movie has been broken up evenly like a hapless driver attack by the Sasquatch.

[@Vscustomprinting]

Here, have a glass of removed leg squirt.

[@Ryan-k9w]

..."Rick! Stop looking at dollar store crap & focus."...😂

[@AndrewMolina-db5jz]

I love the monster vocalizations, it sounds like an old computer modem computing and some kind of weird audio editing feedback when they couldve just sampled animal schreeches like the movies use.

[@danielleavitt5411]

Somehow worse than Birdemic? This broke me.

[@PhilBagels]

I don't know if it's worse than Birdemic, but it's damn close!

[@SchizoSkillz]

Obvious Birdemic quality to it. Maybe they attended the same film school?

[@M.Alexander.Esq.]

@17:47 - 'Free will debates; John Calvin, or Suburban Sasquatch: who you got?' Given those alternatives: Suburban Sasquatch.

[@Arthurian_Rabbit]

The credits sent me to another dimension.

[@richards3648]

That is a movie that exists.

[@cicadathegod8277]

This must be what microdosing is like.

[@southernsiouxsie9681]

😂

[@hutchhutchison4912]

Thank you, thank and thank you yet again. ✌❤🤘

[@Teatime4Tom]

Such deep hurting that it couldn't be viewed in one sitting. Per the Geneva Convention.

[@jrdavis9578]

Now I want to see Suburban Sasquatch vs. Suburban Commando. Mqke it happen Hollywoof

[@graciegj63]

Seriously, you don't want hollyweird to touch that. Independent fan films is where it's at now.

[@KairuHakubi]

oh man I need to see 90s Hulk Hogan tearing down a sasquatch with his bare hands... come on AI, make that happen somehow.

[@joshuablack8221]

Thank God for movies such as this one 💯😂😂🙏🏽

[@ahlavato]

Thanks!

[@ebwarg]

And I thought the eyelines in my Ghostbusters fan film were bad!

[@KIRA-EL]

Is this in four parts because the human brain is only only capable of handling so much blunt force trauma(I know what I said)

[@awesomedallastours]

You know what this movie needs? More Wescavage!

[@CalvinChikelue]

“Ahhh I’m married to the dumbest man alive! Help!!” 😂

[@CaptainPlainJaneway]

Remember, they're posting this piecemeal for our safety. Only trained professionals can take Suburban Sasquatch all in one go.

[@captaindunsel2048]

Finished the latest 372 Pages episode just in time to catch this live. Perfect!

[@AndrewMolina-db5jz]

This production is...godawful. Like the creators of it formed a concept and a vision of what they wanted to make, then proceeded to get high out of their minds all during the production.

[@jennycouser284]

Hey Rifftrax? I'd pay more just to have your Friday releases released early in the morning. I hate waiting until noon.

[@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal]

It's my birthday today, and this is gonna be the best birthday present! 🎁 😛

[@edrice2621]

Happy Birthday.

[@qstionblomens6138]

Happy birthday!

[@GillianMStarlight]

11:15 Snap into a Slim Jim! The soundtrack is available? Please, don't bother.

[@blankfrankie3747]

And a valuable lesson at the end there - fellas, if you ignore all her hints that she wants nothing to do with you, eventually she'll cave and let you hang around.

[@SkolneyVikings]

It's been quite a journey, ladies and germs.

[@gsigs]

She almost died of a mild abrasion.

[@BGNOLA]

04:16 Black Flag reference

[@ajs3994]

A journalist is a 'story' teller? "Go make news happen" I'm confused and, then again, maybe not.

[@SpringOnion567]

10:21 The Bigfoot is desperate, huh? Time for the Nigerian scammers on dating websites to move in. "A pretty lady by any other name."

[@elderlypoodle9181]

“TV Party Tonight”… 😁

[@dngillikin]

"We've got nothing better to do . . . than watch TV and have a couple of brews."

[@grok023]

@@dngillikin That's Incredible! Hill Street Blues! Dallas! Fridays!

[@acomplexmetaphor]

It's been a wild ride the last 3 parts!

[@Humongous420]

Who needs to watch part 3, when there is a part 4!

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

I believe in bears. Goldilocks, on the other hand ...

[@ryanbarker5217]

man, that's next-level simping when you say, 'i will fight evil with you as long as we're together.' i would be like, 'okay, good luck, but before you go does the term hawk tuah mean anything to you?'

[@majorjoe23]

Why is this being done in four parts? To emphasize how epic it is?

[@southernsiouxsie9681]

Some people arnt equipped to handle this movie all at once!

[@BrokeNekiNeko]

This is a very good question

[@DickGallo-dk7wi]

Epically bad

[@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal]

It's just too darn good! It's like how LOTR was broken up into 3 movies.

[@Zer0_Cool69]

That free tent shit was hilarious 🤣

[@darrenrunning5415]

I just found out that there is a Blu-ray Collectors edition. Why?

[@edwardthomson7285]

I have done a dissertation on this movie.

[@Brother_Webb]

where the hell is my triangle

[@sarahsuchasseals63]

ALL HAIL SPIRIT GRANDMA (ting!) 🪇🪇🪇🪇

[@douglasjohnson4382]

Well, it's better than Suburban Comando.

[@DevlinDomini]

Really enjoy the livestreams. I’m addicted to the MST Foreverathon.

[@davidnorth9390]

And 20 years later...🤔

[@Vscustomprinting]

I wish i had mites :(

[@Psychodermia]

FX by Embarrassing Light and Magic…mushrooms.

[@krushedNsorted]

Hey Mike, Kevin, or Bill: Please can one of you explain the reason this stupid movie was divided into 4 parts?

[@graciegj63]

Really can't handle it all in one sitting. Like Star wars holiday special.

[@Nightweaver1]

I have not seen "The Amazing Bulk" so up until this point in my life, THIS is the single stupidest movie I have ever seen. It's somehow worse than both Birdemic and Fungicide.

[@Tyr_Magnus]

After seeing Sasquatch Sunset this is only the second worst movie with "Sasquatch" in the title. That movie is unriffable it's so bad.

[@riceymartin2203]

The last host segment should have something to do with Spirit Grandma. Pearl & Co. carry on whatever they did in the previous host segment, whatever that is.

[@johnpendarvis7885]

The "Native American" gal is lovely, otherwise I lose interest immediately.

[@andevil777]

🪇🪇🪇

[@EvilxSausage]

So apparently bigfoot is real.

[@Simmons8519]

Not only is Bigfoot real, but it's so real it got a botched boob job!

[@EvilxSausage]

@@Simmons8519: and I don't know if you noticed it in the scenes where he's shot from behind while running, but bigfoot's got some junk in the trunk, too.

[@krushedNsorted]

Why release this in 4 parts? (Especially part 4... What a waste) This is a dumb thing, please stop this.

[@kanetaker56]

The worst

[@Jameywells777]

Still waiting on my Live ,Cool as Ice too Kevin ,Mike & Bill.

[@Jameywells777]

Who you gonna get to Riff those Trax ?

[@Jameywells777]

The Legend of Stupidity