Rifftrax vs Eclipse

[@fododude]

Without Rifftrax, this movie is unwatchable. Brutal.

[@padmelover96]

"When you were Jacob, that was a really weird time."

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

"Opening your mouth to say lines is hard."

[@walkawaycat431]

Lol. I loved "My girlfriend who dresses like a Foo fighter"

[@Akisa37]

"May I begin by asking... who's the good boy!"

[@SamGainesinGboro]

"How does my mustache figure into this?"

[@TheNN]

"Team Mustache Dad woo-hoo!"

[@stilesgrace159]

I want a shirt for Mustache Dad.

[@STOCKHOLM07]

Team Mustache Dad!

[@AdhamOhm]

Two tickets can't exist in the same place at once, the world will explode!

[@EpicBeard815]

"Jerma Bregowin" is my favorite line from this franchise

[@farrahchyben]

Then I have to go to the VET. NO STOP

[@wedgeantilles4712]

"ZZZZZZ *farts*". That killed me.

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

All the lines referring to Jacob & Co. as dogs have me 😂😂😂

[@nataliee.parker2873]

Thumbs up if "germabregulman" is now your new favorite word!

[@Katrinawitch]

Poor Kristen... her wig was so bad in this movie. And I love that a kindergarten teacher and high school baseball coach can afford a house in Florida right on the water.

[@TheKyoshiFan]

Katrinawitch secret meth dealing does wonders.

[@emilinebelle7811]

She fucked her own hair up. She made that conscious choice. Such a shame.

[@burtknighten1873]

Prices in Florida are a fraction of what they are kin California

[@jbvader721]

​@@emilinebelle7811To play Joan Jett. A better role than this.

[@emilinebelle7811]

@@jbvader721 No no no no. Not what I meant. Look at her recently.

[@donaldpetkus1637]

‘Travel plans of the Undead.”

[@TheAmityElf]

Thank you for another video!!!

[@elafimilo8199]

A movie in just hands sounds absolutely beautiful. All implication, no hamfistedness (if you'll pardon the pun). I don't think a full-length movie would be followable, but a short could be gorgeous.

[@JamesSmith-vk2ky]

So, I guess you're not aware of Mystery Science Theater 3000?

[@elafimilo8199]

@@JamesSmith-vk2ky Why do you say that? I love MST3K. That's how I ended up at Rifftrax. I assume you're the same.

[@nicholasmendoza3550]

W H A T D I D I S A Y A B O U T A L O W P R O F I L E?!?!?!

[@kyleshiflet7932]

From dusk till dawn nice

[@mikewilson3413]

"Due to their superhuman human blood..."

[@Yamibakurakitty4]

Sometimes the less powerful chipmunk

[@daddydavey]

I made this for you. I glued a keyring to an animal cracker😆.

[@kyleshiflet7932]

Work your dark magic booze

[@Chipotleadvisory]

My favorite part about this third movie is that it briefly turns into undead PG-13 I Spit on your Grave when telling Rosalie’s backstory

[@bffr825]

Bro I am dying🤣🤣

[@allendulles2481]

"GRRR-AT GRRR-OUCHEBAG?!? GRRR-UH-OH!" 😂😂. "OK, back to my girlfriend who dresses like a Foo Fighter." 😂😂😂

[@TMX1138]

Can you do RiffTrax vs Rogue One?

[@TheBelieveit1]

You have a choice, I didn't, none of us did, but you do and you're choosing wrong. I don't care how miserable your human life is. "The motto of Delta Airlines." I lol'd too hard

[@taddghostal]

Jerima-brick-owen

[@Hollyberrystreats]

Jerima-brick-owen, sure

[@kellyweingart3692]

"Travel plans of the undead"

[@kellyweingart3692]

"I'm gonna act the hell out of this scene"

[@kellyweingart3692]

“drop-everything-and-go”

[@1840437]

Freaking hilarious

[@nagaking07]

8:08 That's... just... stupid

[@Igarappappa]

You know, if they said something like "when human blood reacts to our vampire venom, it causes them act to wild and feral until the process is completed and thus more dangerous" I could buy that.

[@simonster-9094]

3:15, 4:52, 6:46 & 13:31 Made me laugh harder than I should have....🤣

[@elafimilo8199]

Carlisle's accent coach really fell down on the job.

[@JamesSmith-vk2ky]

How are the vampires out in the sun? How exactly does that work? 🤔

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Sun light doesn't kill them.

[@JamaicanCastle]

Gonna go with "magic" on this one.

[@moebetta4224]

Kristen Stewart is post op, right? Lobotomy?

[@dirtydave2691]

Ugh someone drive a wooden stake through the heart of this terrible movie. This should be called "Indecisive revenge of the kids at the weird lunch table".

[@jagsdomain203]

Is Bella a Mary Sue?

[@Sarahonwheels]

Jerry Glaze yes.

[@jagsdomain203]

Sarah Altieri I recently discovered that Biggs Bunny might be more of a Mary Sue than Ray

[@Sarahonwheels]

Jerry Glaze you mean bugs bunny right?

[@Sarahonwheels]

Jerry Glaze rey is more of a mary sue than bella. Bella just exists for people to fight over. Which is worse than the mary sue sterotype

[@jagsdomain203]

Sarah Altieri yes. I grew up with him and loved him. Now my 4 year old is watching and loving but I am seeing him as a Mary Sue. What do you think?

[@kentcox5788]

THAT'S A WRAP!!!! BURN ALL PRINTS!!!!

[@moonheartsky]

didn’t she turn 18 in the last movie? i’d be damned if i’m letting my parents “ground” me at 18

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

Do your parents pay for the house you live in, the food you eat, and the toilet paper you use? If so, they absolutely CAN ground you. 😂😂😂

[@moonheartsky]

@@stephaniemorrissey123 hell to the naw 🤣 glad my parents never tried that shit

[@Igarappappa]

It's Bella so who cares? XD

[@kentcox5788]

EAT OF THE YELLOW SNOW

[@kentcox5788]

WELCOME TO ECLIPSE CASINO!!!! DON'T FORGET TO TIP YOUR WOLF!!!! .

[@Stuffed-gamer]

I know that this is going really my dad works at big game company. But my friend's dad is literally bill from here my friend name is freddy and his big sister. I'm serious just look it up

[@psa921416]

Huh?