Rifftrax vs Glitter

[@AR-cp5dz]

Mary Jo's laugh at "booty booty booty..." gets me every time. 12:12

[@wickedmuffin76]

Mike and Mary Jo are a great riffing team! There needs to be more of these.

[@ImFuckingAwesome97]

absolutely

[@mfitzburger5137]

So many Minnesotan accents...

[@LoveusSlothus]

Couldn't agree more. They had me laughing so hard I was needed my inhaler!

[@JamesSmith-vk2ky]

@@LoveusSlothus Laughing so hard that you were needed your inhaler?! 👍😂

[@galexeqe]

"I GOT IN FOR FREE AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK TOOOOOOO" pretty much sums up the entire movie

[@ironman004]

I want another mike and Mary jo so bad!

[@Squeezy-db3vv]

Wish they had more with Mary-Jo, really do. She's awesome.

[@guyvizard549]

"Don't take anybody for granted..." Except for your back-up dancers, ushers, go-fers, stage assistants, producers, and fans. They don't matter, and you STAND YOUR GROUND for the most ridiculous backstage rider ever, or you walk!

[@tyrellcorp.4720]

Agreed, Mind-💥

[@AJM-timecop]

Love Mary-Jo's laugh.

[@noeltyson6845]

Mariah Carey's hit single "BOOTY"- also known as "Ode to Rolling Down The Street Guy"

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

Eliott Ness and the time warp i'm crying XD

[@roxanneweichinger9318]

😃Wow, this is the first time I’ve ever heard Mary Jo P. joining in with Mike N. to riff a movie!

[@Meltedcheese567]

I'll admit that hearing MJs voice was initially jarring and I was skeptical, but she rocked it! Love when that happens lol

[@Palmieres]

The subtitle for this movie should have been "Watch Mariah Carey make increasingly bad choices about her hairdos. That's it, there's nothing more here to watch"

[@DamonCzanik]

That DJ guy looks like Stephen Dorff so much that I was expecting him to fight Blade in the finale.

[@shawnfields2369]

You mean that's NOT Stephen Dorff? Dammit...I thought this WAS a bad Blade movie...well; we have Terrence Howard; the guy who played War Machine in the first Iron Man. Is that good enough? The first Iron Man movie I mean. Because this movie is so laughably bad I'm surprised that anyone could take it seriously.

[@CalebMcFarland]

It’s pearl! The bringer of mints!

[@chimpwimp9407]

They both even have that wheezing laughter.

[@OneRedKansan41]

MIke and Mary Jo are soooo funny

[@graciegj63]

Literal lol at "see, I can fit into my son's batman costume"

[@billybonewhacker]

"You scream when you sing" nough said.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

The booty chorus is too funny hahahaha Mike is the best

[@Hollyberrystreats]

So after selling out the Garden, she sings one song (an unrecorded ballad, no less) and just...walks?! I'd be so pissed if I'd paid to see that!

[@barbarakirk3064]

LV in Little Voice did a lot more than that!

[@sarahb1862]

I Love Mary-Jo's laugh

[@greenranger8884]

"Have a ssseeat-tuh!" "Mmm yummmy" roflmao

[@andorrasrevenge1683]

Spit coffee everywhere with the weenier dog bit. Don’t drink and watch.

[@EddietheHead32]

The perfect Rifftrax! This flop deserves it.

[@edwardlozano8807]

"I GOT IN FREE AND i WANT MY MONEY BACK TOO!" ROFL!

[@PhilBagels]

I don't think we appreciate the tremendous sacrifices that the Rifftrax guys make on our behalf, watching truly horrible movies, so we don't have to.

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

6:22 "We ask ourselves, is she white? Is she black?" "We do?" "I... didn't..." XD

[@wp4708]

No a chorus goes like BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY SHAKE THAT BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY Can't stop fucking laughing xDDDDD

[@catzgurl1984]

I pretty much had the same reaction as Mary Jo - laughing until it was just a soundless wheeze...

[@wickedmuffin76]

witting.paramour22 _______ rapidly becoming one of my favorite Mike riffs

[@t1p9d]

So she didn't know what a chorus was, despite being the daughter of an accomplished (if constantly drunk) musician, singing all her life, and apparently also learning piano?

[@MagikMike112]

Same boat. I had to rewind that part a million times. haha

[@greedyd5524]

W P Mike owes me a new phone. That made me spit Dr Pepper all over

[@jamesschuur2801]

Pearl is just WICKED!

[@JamaicanCastle]

Well, she's just an evil gal who wants to rule the world.

[@AmyLSacks]

Mollify her with some Chicken-In-A-Biskit™ !

[@AR-cp5dz]

@@JamaicanCastle La la la

[@Eazy-ERyder]

The ONLY way for anyone to sit through this movie

[@JacobiusNH80]

''You know, there are just so few roles for large-assed women these days''

[@nicks1451]

You know the apocalypse is nigh when Lady Gaga wins an Oscar for Glitter 2: A Star Is Born.

[@fromthecheapseats7126]

Did that actually happen?

[@misterwishart]

@@fromthecheapseats7126 - She (and others) won for Best Original song. She was only nominated for Best Actress

[@reginald3874]

"There's...a...phone call...for...you...on...line...1...?"

[@kellyweingart3692]

“It’s Dj average white guy” 😂

[@LoveusSlothus]

Mary Jo: Wow! My underwear is sexier than Mariah Carey's! Mike: MY underwear is sexier than Mariah Carey's! Mike: Shake your chi-chi's Mary Jo Had me beyond laughing til I cried, I died 🤣

[@joshuablack8221]

“DJ Average White Guy” 😂😂😂

[@Palmieres]

I really want to walk up to whoever made those choices for Mariah's hair/clothes, punch them and say "You are the WORST!" And I'm positive they'll just whine "But she made me do it!!!"

[@beingheardmedia6339]

Is THAT why her head looks like a melon in this movie?😲 It's REALLY weird. 👽

[@letswatchnow3293]

Booty booty booty! haha 😂

[@walkingwounded3824]

OMG, that was MST classic!

[@joshuablack8221]

01:23 😂😂😂 I love them though, we do need to see more 👀😎

[@christopherwall2121]

"Wha- What's happening?! Time warp!"

[@barbaro267]

3:44 She does actually look like she works at Hot Dog on a Stick rofl!

[@lnfreeman]

Poor Mariah...

[@RaptorofRex07]

3:23 Space is warped and time is bendable

[@whoohaaXL]

The Cheetos/RUSH poster killed me. 😂 Along with; "Ah, Justin Timberlake, maitre'd" and; "There's a phone call for you on line one" and of course; "BOOTY" 😂 If you listen carefully you can hear Mary Jo clacking her shoes once or twice while she's cracking up after "BOOTY". 😂 Real question is at 12:24 what the hell is he listening to?! It doesn't even sound like a song it just sounds like an angry black man yelling over a beat!

[@calvinjluther]

God bless celebrities and their bottomless egos.

[@fromthecheapseats7126]

The sheer self indulgence on display here is mind-boggling.

[@greglees4011]

0:08 mmmmbop! 🤣😂😆😂🤣😂😆 well “Hansen” you’re not forgotten after all. 🤣😂😆😂🤣

[@JoseBronxRican]

5:39 - I was curious about seeing Glitter because of this guy, and why he would even attempt to build an acting career out of THIS. That's because I happen to know he's a super-legit musician... Around the time of this film, he occasionally performed percussion on tour and in the studio with acid-jazz outfit Incognito.

[@tuckerbowen4626]

So is there a name for this genre of movie? Where a singer plays a fictionalized version of themselves but with a different name? Like this movie, 'Purple Rain', 'Cool As Ice', etc? (Admittedly I'm using the term 'singer' very loosely with that last one)

[@jacknapier8201]

Why does Mariah Carey look like Allyson Hannigan in some of this movie?

[@meedily]

PEARL!!!!!!

[@elizabethsullivan7021]

..."Demand For White DJs PLUMMETS"?!

[@guyvizard549]

Dice is played by Ewan McGregor's younger brother, Skip.

[@monkeymouse]

6:40 Were they trying to film the video for "Walk The Dinosaur"?

[@walkingwounded3824]

"David Bowie?" Perfect!

[@Jayfive276]

Mary-Jo is Best Girl.

[@hareofsteel]

Mary Jo!!

[@jessicahymow1410]

That no at the end

[@WCtheComedian]

The author of First and Second Timothy was Paul, silly Mike Nelson

[@whenfatkillsfat803]

A wurwilf was the author? 😆

[@rachelmoore1996]

I wish they’d pair up more😂

[@julieporter7805]

Hey I'm watching Mysteries at the Hotel and the episode features the Gangsta Rapper from the Untouchables. And yes he did rhyme the best.

[@Scribblerjohnny]

Mary Jo went extra Minnesota for "Happy Birthday to you"

[@nospam3327]

"DJ Average White Guy." Ouch 🤣🤣

[@RollingThunder69]

"I'v been writing some things, this gives me more time.."??????? Should I drink more before watching this?

[@glennwelsh9784]

The DJ boyfriend's name is Dice? How are Mike and Mary Jo NOT making Andrew Dice Clay jokes left and right? "Hickory dickory dock, this movie really sucks my -- OH!" By the way, I think this movie was the last time anyone saw Eric Benet.

[@courtney1496]

12:13 Shit goes hard.

[@louismonnichii7619]

YAY PEARL!!!

[@emilinebelle7811]

I’ve never found Mariah Carey attractive. But I have respect for her. She has immense talent.

[@guyvizard549]

13:37 Body double, obviously. She doesn't walk places.

[@markoutwithmark]

Mariah can't even act like Mariah.

[@michaelweigel8253]

He's meeting with Quincy ME!

[@guyvizard549]

11:48 Apparently nobody taught her how to sleep, either.

[@adrianlee3497]

Average DJ white guy talks to Quincy, moves in with Billy from Philly, and opens up a Glitter Twitter account. Yay!

[@AJadedLizard]

10:51 The author of 1st and 2nd Timothy?

[@kyleshiflet9952]

13:53 my exact thought seeing people pay to see cardi b

[@artificialdumbness9118]

7:46 - never tell me the odds! of being in a movie this shitty after the first star wars 8:30 - if han solo, eddie murphy, matt damon and luke skywalker had a baby 9:21 - house's son in a shirt-rug

[@dunbar9finger]

Mary Jo is a lot more funny in Rifftrax than she was in MST3k. I had a bad impression of her before but I think that comes from the script for the character she had to portray (Ms. Forrester) being kind of bland. Also she never got to really be a riffer in MST3k. (Although I know she was a writer so probably some of her riffs got spoken by others.)

[@JamaicanCastle]

She got to riff part of one episode - I want to say "Quest of the Delta Knights"? She decided to swap places for the experiment to see why it wasn't driving Mike insane.

[@vinniecasqer840]

Rifftrax obeys industry rules. Why "Who's that Girl" and "Shanghai Surprise" will not be riffed.

[@DAVYMAC]

The cracks on Mariah C are great.

[@barbaro267]

And Timothy didn't write 1st and 2nd Timothy....Paul wrote those letters TO Timothy. All of Paul's letters are named according to who or where the letters were meant for. Just wanted to put that out there.

[@barbaro267]

Except one person wrote them, and it wasn't Timothy himself. Why did you insult me and then prove nothing? Also, your insult holds no ground because if you're not smart enough to back up your claims, then you are in no position to call someone dumb and lesser than yourself.

[@StewardoftheWord]

Daisy, although I try to never take these riffs too seriously, and therefore, allow for some errors by the riffers. Barbaro267 is absolutely correct. If you listen to the line by Mariah: "Timothy was here today." To which Mike Nelson responded "Oh, you mean the author of 1st and 2nd Timothy?" Implying that he thought the author of those 2 letters was a man named Timothy. This is errant, as Barbaro267 was saying, the author of 1st and 2nd Timothy, was Paul the Apostle. Timothy was the recipient, not the author. It's still all in good fun, and I enjoy these riffs, and think that Nelson and his crew are comic geniuses. Furthermore this may have been, something he did in character, as I believe the real Mike Nelson is a practicing believer of the Christian faith, and if versed in the Bible, would not likely make a mistake like that.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

barbaro267 Thank you for inserting your bullshit religion into this.

[@calypsokiosko9067]

ProjectFlashlight612 Triggered by facts.

[@fuzzybits410]

David Wessel Bible? Facts? Oh come on.

[@MadHatterQueen4Ever]

I now wanna see a rap musical about The Untouchables

[@thevoid99]

aw... they missed the best part of the film where mariah and that lame dj write the same song together in separate places as it's just lame-as-fuck where you just make satellite noises going do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

[@MadHatterQueen4Ever]

You know this is considered homeschooling in many states 😂😅

[@wulfbak]

this film is so bad that it must've been hard to sit through to riff

[@MadHatterQueen4Ever]

So if that was the hottest ticket in town im sure im correct in assuming there were no other kinda tickets in town

[@georgcollins7411]

Can you riff Walkabout (1971)? You know, that Aussie film about the kids and the aborigine kid?

[@MadHatterQueen4Ever]

Man i wish this audition was over; I got cows to milk 😂😅

[@alsd8294]

I do not know how Mike and MJ made it through the whole movie. I can barely watch this video.

[@joshuablack8221]

Mariah makes the goofiest movies 🤣

[@lonboomer8147]

i'd rather see billy jack sing

[@petermost4421]

I don't like cilantro either

[@laurallewien2165]

Me either Peter 🤢

[@alexbauer2021]

There's a phone call for you on line 1.

[@RobertApel]

At least, Mariah Carey still had her day job as a Popular, Talented Singer. Perhaps the acting thing just didn't work out, as she learned the hard way. At least people can get a good laugh out of this show.😂😅😊

[@oljimeagle]

I'm mad we never got a sequel... Maybe a feminist redux for 2020?!! Liz Banks, get on this....

[@girardwhiting2086]

dreamgirls was a good movie

[@calypsokiosko9067]

Girard Whiting Compared to what--a Neil Breen movie?

[@Skizane]

You can say whatever you want about dreamgirls or Ms. Carey. But I'll be damned if I'll just stand here while you besmirch the honor of the national treasure that is Neil Breen. I hereby challenge you to a duel of cyborg space Jesus powers at thirty paces, you brigand!

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

dreamgirls is good though better than this anyway

[@calypsokiosko9067]

Hopeless situation Warrior Like eating someone else's turd is better than eating your own.

[@patrickmuhwheeney6518]

Mary Jo? Why?

[@fantom5894]

Mary Jo is the Yoko Ono of MST3K

[@fuzzybits410]

fantom58 Shut Your Mouth

[@aysada]

damn, you all sound very bitter. like when you cant do something anywhere near as well as a famous person so you take easy potshots at them. also, mispronounced Ryan Phillippe's last name.

[@aysada]

See It 2wice I totally understand the purpose of RiffTrax but if it isn't funny then their purpose wasn't accomplished.

[@aysada]

See It 2wice actually since this is the common section I technically get to do whatever I want because it's my opinion and nobody has to agree with it? I think that they sound like a bunch of bitter angry rejected actors who take pot shots at others. They can state that they think that I am a bitter angry person who takes pot shots at those who do funny bits about movies because I don't have a channel that does funny bits about movies. That's fine; they're entitled to think that because that would be their opinion. Also, I said like they are. Just because you don't understand similes doesn't mean you get to criticize what someone else says. Now stop worrying about my opinion and go have one of your own.

[@aysada]

See It 2wice I wasn't aware that self-awareness was hypocritical. Is my lack of awareness of that making me less hypocritical?!!! Now, feel free to continue your conversation with yourself. Later, Gem Appraiser.

[@jondunmore4268]

What is with Mariah's "lumpiness" around her mouth? Is anyone else seeing this? Her cheeks and chin and lips all meld together into these amorphous LUMPS...

[@Si1entshad0w]

12:14-12:22 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Si1entshad0w]

@UCwJKZvURhmYjE6EXQiIL0Fg No problem! I cried laughing so hard over it! 🤣🤣

[@ironman004]

I want another mike and Mary jo so bad!