Rifftrax vs Twilight

[@Jon.A.Scholt]

"cost me a whole string of beads" - I lost it there, just slips that in

[@strongsterrence]

"No, you're just not *related* enough for him." Truly, Edward is the modern-day Ator.

[@STOCKHOLM07]

You sick, twisted fighting eagle you!

[@bookishnewt8468]

This is the only way to watch the Twilight series.

[@jbvader721]

Add your favorite bottle of booze and you have yourselves a party.

[@whenfatkillsfat803]

@@jbvader721Weed in my case.

[@ToruKun1]

"Wow, you have so much music...what are you listening to?" "Kidz Bop 9, pinnacle of the Kidz Bop series, I think."

[@shawnfields2757]

ToruKun1 What about kids bop 7, or 14? Those were the pinnacle of the series as well sir.

[@flmbyz]

This one must have been hard to trim down, this entire track was a gold mine!

[@DaWhiteWolffie]

The badger attack double joke had me loling, twice. lol

[@hayleybartek8643]

Charlie did not deserve this universe.

[@jbvader721]

Hayley Bartek Team Mustache Dad for life!

[@STOCKHOLM07]

Team Mustache Dad!

[@emperorpicard7222]

Who's Charlie? You mean Mustache Dad?

[@karnerblue7658]

He was the only sympathetic, likable character.

[@kyleshiflet7932]

I love the badger jokes

[@godofdarknes]

Aw man, you missed the "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies..."

[@skytreeschalice]

who wants the first slice of birthday man haha! never come across these before. they're great

[@LTPottenger]

So, you're British then! Leave it to Kevin Murphy, he always has one that makes me choke on my beverage.

[@JamaicanCastle]

What's sadder, the entire rest of the movie, or that they're excited about _the Mariners?_

[@jbvader721]

The movie. Edit: At least the Mariners made it to the playoffs in 2022 before losing in the division series to Houston.

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

I drove through Forks. It's a nice town. Feel bad this fucking movie was set in it.

[@angbandsbane]

It's a real place? Oh, wow, I hope the extra tourist money was worth it for the people and jokes the residents must have had to endure. (And that's not sarcasm, that's a sincere hope)

[@Halo4Lyf]

@@angbandsbane It's real, I've been there too. It was a struggling logging town two decades ago, but kinda made the transition to tourism and the post-industrial economy since then. Yes, Twilight helped a lot.

[@csgrambauer5852]

Holy crap I just realised *now* that one of Bella's female friends is Anna Kendrick!! How did I not notice that before?!

[@Alex_K221]

csgrambauer because it would involve watching twilight.

[@kellyweingart3692]

"Are you from that town of Joaquin Phoenix?"

[@kellyweingart3692]

"Criss Angel...Mindfreak"

[@nagaking07]

And yet the guys are all pining after Bella.

[@ackbarfan5556]

She herself just realized it a few days ago on Twitter.

[@agentconneticut6161]

why do these voices remind me of certain robots from a mystery science theater?

[@thisfacebelievesyou8862]

0:47 I don’t know... that mustache doesn’t say _failed_ pervert in my opinion.

[@pascal9055]

I love that badger

[@BestLoserVS]

Don't mind me! Just going 90 miles per hour through the parking lot like I always do!

[@johnnarohlman]

I can’t breath because I’m laughing so much

[@TheAmityElf]

Great compilation! (Ooh, can we get a "Rifftrax vs Ron Weasley or the Weasleys" video??)

[@banacek8675]

This was the only way I would ever watch something twilight.

[@shawnfields2369]

Same here...and we still have 4 more of these movies to suffer-through, oh sorry, I mean, sit through.

[@jbvader721]

Bring some booze and you have yourselves a party.

[@Timsterfield]

Nothing like a mumbly, traipsing, ode to predatory demons to make me smile...

[@frizzcase8726]

...The inhuman snorts that left my body, oh my lort. Thanks for the laughs!!!!

[@tetsuoswrath]

The baseball stuff is fake right? Rifftrax totally added all that in? That's not actually in the movie is it?

[@dzhellek]

It's the little ones that get to me. "Acres around him, and he blocks the drive."

[@TMX1138]

Can you do RiffTrax vs Rogue One, since The Last Jedi is coming out in December?

[@RachelParker-1977]

6:58-7:02 "What do you do, Edward?!" ~ Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman

[@vandelayofficial492]

I see the flags of South Vietnam and North Korea in the cafeteria.

[@NextToToddliness]

That Shawn Mullins joke is probably only accessible to people of a certain demographic. Thankfully, I am also an old.

[@whenfatkillsfat803]

That came out right when I became a legal adult. Fuck, I’m old.

[@radiofiendify]

Sweet Jesus! Even with the rifftrax, these movie clips made me cringe to the depths of my soul 😬

[@blingwithconfidence]

oh man this one about killed me,i laughed so hard i cried,my stomach was in knotts XD

[@hunter423]

4:36 I know this movie is set in Washington but I'm hoping that joke is a reference to the actual event that took place in Florence, Oregon.

[@Yamibakurakitty4]

This is hilarious

[@RottenPopReviews]

"It's fun being eternally damned."

[@youdontknowme3935]

they are all blue wtf

[@jbvader721]

Whoever the cinematographer was didn't white balance the camera properly. Either that or the director and the color correction artist had an argument over what consituted too much blue.

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die

[@elafimilo8199]

Eraserhead sounds like it'd be a fantastic movie compared to this one.

[@jbvader721]

It is. Just bring some edibles and/or booze and you'll have a trip.

[@harleyquinn5774]

I saw Eraserhead. The one movie that makes the entire Twilight franchise look better by comparison.

[@Sarahonwheels]

Eraserhead is one of my favorites but I would recommend going into that universe sober because there are some scenes that can’t be erased even with substances

[@pmcmanus420]

I just can't take a mean Anna Kendrick. :'(

[@jbvader721]

Just like Anna Kendrick herself, I wanted to forget she was in these movies.

[@pharmboy730]

Six words Kristen Stewart will never say "I'd like to thank the Academy "

[@davidstrife165]

this is like mystery science theater 3000, with modern movies. (ps compost tea is literaly biofuel)

[@elafimilo8199]

Well. There's a good reason for that.

[@rollandjames4082]

If only trifftrax would do there stick with audio books, night be confusing but awesome all the same

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

What really sucks is that I watched these movies on Prime JUST TO WATCH THE RIFFTRAX and now it keeps recommending stupid tween movies.

[@jbvader721]

Was it worth it?

[@BlackCatAlley23]

There are no waffle house up here. Sorry to disappoint 😂