Why the Tau are the Best Faction in Dawn of War: Ultimate Apocalypse Mod

[@CombiHarvester-mo4jh]

"Didn't even realise it was in range" -Quote Every Tau

[@Contevent]

Reminds me of the bodyguards in the vanilla game I was just scouting the outskirt of my base when I find an advancing party... and they get immediately fired upon by my bodyguards who are in the middle of my base. Distance is illusion, if they see it, they can shoot it.

[@LtZerge]

@@Contevent yep the elite firewarrior bodyguards have much larger base range, but I think still benefit from range research, making them into rapid fire sniper squads.

[@codysing1223]

"That's our secret, the Target is ALWAYS in range"

[@kormorgen637]

In black crusade the Tau technically had infinite range with their weapons. Cuz of 1 ability they had and a trait their weapon had. Most ranged weapons with the Tau had Gyroscopic traits for their weapon, extreme range is considered long range in terms of combat. Then they had marksmen which made everything out of range considered extreme range. Thus fucking infinite range.

[@ironmask4568]

@@kormorgen637 this honestly sound like a actual thing they would do

[@mohaa556]

Tau logic in a nutshell: I don't have to fight in melee if the enemy never gets anywhere near me

[@kittenwithmittens6200]

american wants to know your location

[@geemcspankinson]

@@kittenwithmittens6200 Reminds me of something in some shitty part of Europe... It started with a B and ended with an S...

[@adept151]

They have the kroot for that.

[@dionwoollaston5717]

Quality Dumpster gonna have to be a bit more specific

[@DivinityOfBLaze]

I mean, isn't that part of the logic of how we got guns and machine guns in WW1 which caused insane amounts of deaths during charges? Why melee! Melee is for pussies!

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

Rimmy: "Why tau are the best faction" Its hate speech like this being so brazenly shown on youtube that brought the adpocalypse upon us

[@landongunsauls8624]

Tau are gaaaaaaaæaaaay

[@aregulargamer1]

Tau are bad and Rimmy should feel bad. Shame. Shame.

[@scotswarrior9535]

If supporting the Tau is hate speech, then I must make Hitler look like Martin Luther King

[@wesleyfravel5149]

ScotsWarrior95 HERESY!!! “BLAM”

[@imperialfist2304]

Yeah, what a damn heretic

[@primusstar5995]

Rimmy: “How the f**k do the Tau have psychic powers?!” Me: *wait, that’s illegal*

[@54lolman]

Its....actually not. Only the ethereals have access to pyschic powers. It's (from what I gather) how they keep the other castes in line, and how they were able to create the Tau Empire essentially.

[@martinnate4225]

@@54lolman Nope, Ethereals are not psykers.

[@DarkCT]

@@54lolman not verified as of yet... but they do a LOT to keep the other horrifyingly in line.

[@TheArklyte]

@Zac sesz "And ofcourse because the ethereals are such a small percentage of the overall population demons from the warp ignore them and go for the juicy bigger targets like humans." Wouldn't work. Play Dragon Age to get better idea WHY with their Mage Circles. Short answer is that since Tau general public is really dimmed in their warp "trail", any psyker near them would be "lighting up" several times stronger in comparison. You're basically a big ass target on you. Well, psykers always have it, but now it's with GPS tracker and glows in the dark.

[@user-hv6gi9ux6z]

@Zac sesz but you dont see the ethereal just blow up due to the warp.

[@josephcola9662]

In space no one can hear your warcrimes.

[@pyrrhusofepirus8491]

What are these 'Warcrimes' you speak of?

[@Fixxate]

In space no one can hear your railgun*

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

It's only a war crime if somebody's left alive to report it.

[@thatamericanloser2833]

Hello, brother

[@maxernium]

Not a warcrime if nobody survives

[@TheArkTheArkTheArk]

“Yeah I suck in melee, shame you’ll never get close enough to find out.”

[@bloodandsoil3491]

“Laughs in Assault Marine”

[@dontuseyourcellulardata7599]

Laughs in drop pods

[@loginnathaneugh9412]

laughs in exterminatus

[@stephenlee1664]

Laughs in imperium.

[@cc-bk3tx]

Till they teleport up to you ;)

[@Rick586]

Every 40k faction: “We may be evil but at least we’re not the Dark Eldar.” Dark Eldar: “Oh! I need more slave pits, that’s the problem.” Edit: And of course, the Orkz: "LESS TALKA MOR DAKKA!!!"

[@RelativelyBest]

I'm not even sure orks count as "evil," or at least it's very subjective. In some ways they're less malicious than humans can be, it's just that their nature is entirely focused on combat. An ork won't fight you because he hates you, but rather because it's fun, and he doesn't understand why you don't find it fun as well. Orks won't lie and manipulate you, and if you don't put up a fight they might enslave you or keep you around because they find you amusing _or_ krump you because it's funny but it's never about causing deliberate suffering. Everything they do is what other orks consider "good."

[@delta2372]

Really late here but in the case of the Imperium eldar and tau I wouldn't call them evil but more so along the lines just doing what is necessary for survival, which one would think that in a more sane setting that the three would have put their differences aside and ally with one another but everyone in 40k is an arrogant prick.

[@plmokm33]

@@RelativelyBest By this logic the tyranids aren't technically evil either. Having your entire existence dedicated to mass genocide isn't exactly what I would term good regardless of whether or not you're "evil" in your head. Also Orks straight up eat people all the time, and being enslaved by them isn't exactly a walk in the park.

[@romulus2473]

"My morale is my shield" sounds exactly like what Commissar Rimmy should be saying.

[@faceless2302]

It's such an unintentionally badass line

[@wesleyfravel5149]

Someone get Captain General Kitten, I think he may want to have a few words with this Heretic!

[@CommisarHood]

THAT WAS NOT CANON!!!

[@Star-tc4dy]

Thank you for making the reference

[@estonedreveldo735]

good reference

[@estonedreveldo735]

cannons are infact, cannons

[@thelonecourier3439]

NOT FUCKING CANNON

[@insertnamehere6659]

Me: oh boy more Ultimate Apocalypse, I wonder if the comments have anything interesting to say The entire comment section: *collective seizure at Rimmy playing Tau*

[@Kligor2]

the whole "heretic aaaa" thing gets old after awhile tbh

[@LordVader1094]

@@Kligor2 yeah 40k has some stale-ass memes, that's for sure

[@pimppastry7700]

@@LordVader1094 Stagnant just like the imperium.

[@berserkrpascal5217]

Rimmy playing Orks: Entire Fanbase: "ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ!!!! WE NEED MOAR DAKKA!!!!" Rimmy playing Tau Entire Fanbase: "WHAT IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME IS THIS SPACE WEEB HERESY!? YOUR CRIMES SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!!"

[@MultiNaruto900]

That's because Orks make great test subjects for weaponry.

[@DarkCT]

be me, Xeno fan. Rimmy plays Xeno. i cheer.

[@bonogiamboni4830]

I mean, if you're a heretic playing either a xeno or a chaos faction rather than the righteous army of the imperium of man, you might as well pick the guys that tend to kill themselves more often and are more fun. Hell, the emperor himself even said that dakka is an important concept that needs to be obtained.

[@wesleyfravel5149]

Pascal Werner at least the Orkz are entertaining to watch. If you are going to pick a Xeno, at least pick an entertaining one to watch.

[@meganobgutzkraka2398]

ATLEAST WE ZOGGIN SHROOMZ'LL FOIGHT YA IN GUD OL PUNCHEZ AN CHOPPINZ UNLIKE DEZE DINKY LEGO PIECEZ!

[@Qwompus]

There's something incredibly on-brand about the XXth needing to have an HR intervention to stop calling their superiors '

[@aliksanon6491]

Rimmy: "tau are the best" Comment section : HE-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-TIC

[@nathana.3359]

I expected nothing

[@My_name_is_I.P._Freely]

He is a filthy Heretic...

[@rommdan2716]

@@My_name_is_I.P._Freely OK Boomer

[@warlynx5644]

Captain-General Kitten: *Inconceivable Amger*

[@lukalovric2463]

Rimmy: ˝Plays Tau˝ Me: Shiroyama intensifies

[@darykeng]

Or any anime opening. Heck, he already did this joke!

[@thetau4866]

@@darykeng shiroyama wouldn't work here, it would work if he was playing farsight enclave tau though

[@essexclass8168]

>Sword face the gun >Tau

[@imtheman84]

IMPERIUM FORCE DEFIED FACE THE FIVE HUNDRED TAU-MURAI

[@kaelkirkby9191]

Luka Lovric tau are just weeaboo space communists

[@Warhawk14145]

As a note, the Dark Eldar super titan has a War of the Worlds tripod sound effect. In case you wanted to deafen your friends.

[@UnknownSquid]

It's also one of the most OP units in the game, and has a bug that allows it to instantly regenerate it's entire void shields at the click of a button, without any cooldown or expense. (And I did mean "and has a bug" there, not "due to having a bug". It's pretty damn OP even without it.)

[@Spudtron98]

What the Tau had always lacked in the stock game was the ability to put down independent turrets. Only their listening posts could do it, which is weird because the Tau have always been the sort to leverage big guns anywhere they can.

[@Vajsmilan]

Probably cuz most of Tau units are walking turrets...😂Just plant a few of those XV88s 🔥

[@animewarrior3]

3 years late, but in case you read it, it has to do with the fact Tau do not "hold ground" like other factions. They will give ground if it means they can maneuver and strike from better angles.

[@nikital.6523]

"ANOTHER saint Celestine?!" I mean, it's not like there wasn't that kerfuffle with tags.

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

Rimmy finally understanding what tabletop tournament goers felt.

[@apertureemployee215]

Strength: _Unstoppable_ Damn I love the Manta

[@thefiresworddragon927]

The Ethereal has always spoken out to me as being the closest thing the Tau have to a psyker. After all, he inspires every Tau unit in Dark Crusade with a permanent buff to their stats while on the field. An equivalent of this kind of power is something like a courage spell from D&D or Skyrim.

[@Feuerhamster]

The best part of playing Tau is how butthurt everyone else gets when you're playing them.

[@Dezember_Kreuz]

Why ?

[@gandalftheblonde770]

@@Dezember_Kreuz because Xeno filth

[@happyguardsman8510]

@@Dezember_Kreuz because the Tau are a bunch of piece of shit heretic weeb no-meele motherfcukers who have a vagina on their forehead

[@ΒαγγέληςΠρίντεζης]

*Laughs in eldar and their stupid "tp webways" inside your base*

[@hossdelgado626]

I may be desposable from a different fan group, but allow me to say something in guardsmen.. ahem "Pvt.. I smell xeno heresy.. where I should be smelling discharged rifle ammo packs and burning xeno scum"

[@avaavalon2467]

When I get this game I'm torn between imperial guard and the Tau. The imperial guard have awesome mech tanks artillery but the Tau are snipers galore and I am a coward

[@joaquincobas2223]

Imperial guard, Basilisks are just beautiful

[@Kaiimei]

I love how the instant those two were caught being allies, everyone is like "Time to lay thine Exterminatus upon thou, foul heretics!"

[@mitchellmitting6678]

I don't get that why you memed the Geneva Convention, you already went over the Imperial Guard running conscripts into the minefields

[@Emrod82]

These conscripts are merely doing their duty for the God Emperor.

[@therobokraken7595]

This heresy shall not stand with the imperium Rimmy

[@wesleyfravel5149]

The Robokraken I have already alerted the Inquisition.

[@inquisitorsteve1429]

we must send the BLACK TEMPLARS!!!

[@WolfRaMist]

Wesley Fravel EXTERMINATUS!!!

[@Seldonlair]

*Queues up Purging With my Kin*

[@truemind1018]

if hes gonna be a hertic he could pick one with standards and a melee skill higher than a limbless conscript high on slaaneshy LSD even the eldar can at least stab a fool every once in a while, even if it is while whaling about there (lack of) love life

[@thetinyMonarch]

i love Ultimate Apocalypse mod's approach to balance, if everyone is OP then everyone win.

[@nv631]

I feel like Rimmy draws a lot of inspiration from Valefisk and Soviet Womble... I feel like thats why I like him so much.

[@kross1424]

Last time I was this early I didnt have depression

[@NS-dw5nw]

I played tau yesterday for the first time and thought it was fun, what a coincidence.

[@TonyRedgrave]

Doing the Ethereals proud, Rimmy!

[@Southern_Crusader]

Rimmy has Earned an Achievement: *The Absolute Worst Enemy to Have*

[@-Clueless-]

For the greater good!

[@glamrockroxy9653]

For the Tau empire!

[@XtreemAlan]

WHen someone mentions Etherials I can only think of the ones from XCOM wait

[@KingTigerGuy]

its pretty apt tbh.

[@StalkeraBg]

Alan Lin Well aliens from X-Com have conquered other worlds before, have gateways and have elders with Psyker- level powers. And Warhammer universe spans thousands of worlds. Both arent mutually exclusive. X-Com ending further more just falls in line with Tau lore of having advanced tech, but low numbers.

[@John-Stark]

Oh my god we were fighting Tau THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME!

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

These are not the ethereals you are looking for!!!!

[@RayMKlll]

@@John-Stark No wonder those sectoids fall so easily to my rangers... wait... but that doesn't explain the Mutons...

[@unseen289]

The reclamation tanks are fucking beasts when you get the long range add-on, Just a fleet of long range tanks that also generate resources for you defending your base.

[@ThePalatineHill]

its nice to see super weapons in these games that actually depict the pointlessness of a lot of the fighting on the ground. massive force of units clashing together with better units thrown in and massive tanks... titans come out: Hmmm, all i see are ants, let me get my magnifying glass, Oh yes, now they are burning ants, excellent Super Weapons from space: Hey titans, i heard you like lazers, leme showya da biggest ones

[@andyco94]

Just waiting for Lord Cylarne to comment "You broke my mod again!?"

[@shaderunner8220]

Honestly, the Tau having an orbital laser is so on brand I'm surprised they don't have one canonically. It'd fit.

[@mobiusZero2]

Rever Titan: " It's a Gundam! Ahhh" * gots blown up *

[@valkyriegremory]

Dawn of war - play the sisters of battle because they are space waifu

[@tomriddle6312]

That's not how you spell Death Korps of Krieg

[@dercraven3161]

@@tomriddle6312 that really is not how you spell Death Korps of Krieg

[@Seldonlair]

@@dercraven3161 *Excited gasmask noises*

[@Nomadic_Inquisitor]

@@tomriddle6312 Indeed.

[@Nomadic_Inquisitor]

@@Seldonlair Agreed.

[@iamsinistar8971]

Tau: *Has psykic powers in Ultimate Apocalypse* 40K Lore: Am I a joke to you?!

[@iglidor]

I heard something about Tau getting their greedy hands on working warp drive and planning to do test run with it while broadcasting it to all their citizens. I think Tau will get more psychic powers then they ever wanted and all that just for the bargain price of your soul and everything else.

[@iamsinistar8971]

@@iglidor No thanks. I prefer Orks.

[@Nyghtking]

@@iglidor I mean lets be honest, the tau don't know the cluster fuck humanity went to to get it to where it is, if they did they might be a bit more cautious with tech and warp.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

I am pretty sure there ARE Tau psykers, but they are so incredibly rare that having them as an actual military position, even a specialized one is very ineffective and unreliable, especially since time teaching them how to not summon daemons accidentally could be spent teaching them to pilot a titan or be a better rifleman.

[@miss_bec]

The Tau: [have mediocre orbit-to ground weaponry] Also Tau: 10:00

[@joaogomes9405]

They built a cannon on the moon tho

[@miss_bec]

@@joaogomes9405 that's just advanced ground-to-ground artillery :^)

[@vaniellys]

I know I'm not the first to say that, but I'll say it again: THIS IS WHAT DoW III WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU [Content censored by the Ordo Politus] !!!

[@Ishmachiah]

But the devs wanted a MOBA instead. Then complained and dragged their feet at the thought of adding in a basic conquest mode to their limited multiplayer maps.

[@taka4059]

DoW III should have been Men of War with base building and melee combat.

[@LtZerge]

@@Ishmachiah Then blame the players for not buying their mess of a game and give up on it entirely.

[@bobbyearhart]

Dude! Your ultimate apocalypse mod videos are the best! Please make more.

[@NS-dw5nw]

You should play the Inquisition Daemonhunters next, they have the ability of Exterminatus

[@79lollero]

From a scale of heresy to HERESY this is HERESY!

[@bonogiamboni4830]

HERESY? No, not enough. *HERESY!* is more accurate.

[@marcusalm7350]

*smashes head on Exterminatus button*

[@captain0ffd244]

Where’s My HEAVY FLAMER BROTHER

[@tacticalcannonfodder7369]

How 2 beat a heretical fire? EXTERMINATUS

[@sturm9087]

Very original. You come up with that on your own?

[@cnlbenmc]

0:04; In the Grim Darkness of The Far Future, There is NO GENEVA CONVENTION IN SPACE!!!

[@riddlie787]

Nobody: The Imperium: My friends, it has often been said that Imlike war. My friends, I like war. No, I LOVE war!

[@bowwing333]

We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known!

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

I like breaking the Geneva Convention in space

[@joshsquatch7474]

the geneva-what?

[@x3-LSTR-512]

I see you EVERYWHERE

[@lawpete556]

>rimmy posts new video >cool >its dawn of war >pog

[@LordCylarne]

Just in time for the Tau update.

[@nibblesowo]

If I could find the VOD of these streams I’d be so happy. I love playing videos of people playing rts when I’m going to sleep.

[@mercnos]

Always loved the tau empire. The only faction that messes all other factions up

[@ulric8445]

Man Rimmy really needs to read up about how SOME of the Ethereals have psychic powers

[@isaacbutt1197]

Rimmy, I doubt they still even have Geneva on Holy Terra

[@hristostrydom4205]

Rimmy you guys make me miss playing the wonderful gem of a game...wish my friends still wanted to play this

[@kidom2]

the thing about the taw wall is: tau may be normally a very agressive faction but as a race,theyre one of the most defensive,fortress building ones aside from the imperium itself...

[@JoshSweetvale]

Tau are Wood Elves in space. Wood Elves are fantasy Tau. And Kroot are Groot.

[@jagsingh279]

There should be a separate game based on tau empire they are interesting race !

[@Contevent]

They did Fire Warrior, although it wasn't very noteworthy. But yeah, the T'au are the perfect race to inteoduce someone to the 40k Universe since they are the New ones of the setting

[@jagsingh279]

First time I played dawn of war, it was with tau only yah I was impresses by them specially their commander tau. Ya there are some units in tau that aren’t very satisfactory.

[@Contevent]

@@jagsingh279 Don't mind zoomer, 40k has notorious flame wars about the factions, and while some have some merit, the ones concerning the T'au are generally more butthurt than most. The main complaints about the T'au are that: 1-They are too bright and positive for Warhammer 40k. To that I answer that there plenty of Darkness and hopelessness within the T'au, first being their collectivist mentality associated with a cast system, and imperialism inspired by the UK, and the general lack of personal freedom compared to us Real life, or the Imperium at its prime. The fact that they are also miniscule make them extremely vulnerable to everyone else, the sole reason they have not been overrun is that nobody has noticed them enough to commit full strength against them. They are, in fact, on the brink of annihilation. -They are actually minuscule and inconsequential, therefore they don't deserve that much attention. I think people are just not used to have aliens instead of humans filling the part of the New underdog with a bright future and an advanced, complex society. Other factions in 40k barely have any fluff except for their fighting prowess, the only other exception being the Imperium. The T'au have a civilian society, a culture, a rich History, and even a coherent language, far more than the Eldar for example, that have been there far longer. The only rival is the Imperium, but even it inspires itself from real life, while the T'au society has no similarities with any current eal life societies. We've seen theocracies, we've seen fascism, but we have never seen a working, collectivist society. Both of these.complaints are actually what makes the T'au fascinating to me. They offer a different answer to the Grim Dark, and one arguably better than the Imperium's. But that's arguable, as the T'au do not have the same amount of problem, nor the vastness of the Imperium and therefore the difficulty running it. On the other hand, despite the nigh dictatorial attitude they are very welcoming of other species and actually believe in cooperation beyond the blood, something the Imperium never managed to accomplish, the Emperor being a human supremacist that excluded xenos from the Imperium. Finally, the T'au faces challenges that are unknown to the Imperium, such as how to maintain a hopeful philosophy in a grimdark Universe. Recently they have been facing fear, mistrust, betrayal, and death on large scale for them. Some of their elements have denied the rule of the Etherials, other have started discriminating between the species. Their society is bending, but will it break? Perhaps not, because from Farsight to the Etherials, everyone truly believes in the Greater Good, they are not sure how to achieve it, but they are united in purpose and actually apply their philosophy without hypocrisy. The suspense is killing me and I'm rooting for them all the way.

[@karlhyetravelerofworlds]

"Why should I fight in close combat when I can just remove the enemy's face from across the field?"

[@emperorunicorn2826]

But they can't even fight in MELEE!

[@wesleyfravel5149]

EMPEROR UNICORN I’m sorry, but what did you say?

[@braydencole6117]

That. Is. *ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL!!!*

[@dinodude6992]

@@braydencole6117 I summon prohibition hammer

[@conwaysquest6961]

Farsighted: Laughs in chronophagic dawn blade.

[@StDemi1]

Chuckles in 2x triple barreled phased-plasma flammer wielding Y'Vahra

[@internetzenmaster8952]

"Why Tau are the Best Faction in Dawn of War" Orks: "Dem blueberries can't even fight wid choppas roight! Wot da zog iz dis Rimmy git talkin' bout?"

[@insertnamehere6659]

Don't need to bother with choppas if the enemy never gets into melee range!

[@danielstephenaguilos9346]

@@insertnamehere6659 HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF ORKS CHARGING PEW PEW INTENSIFIES

[@thekommunistkrusader3921]

Rimmy: *plays Tau* Me: tau 5 just got the all clear eng-

[@lordinquisitorrichard8808]

Cheese personified. There is no other army that can claim the title of CHEESE LORD than the Tau.

[@italo7752]

Of course it is, which other race is so fucking pathetic?

[@lordinquisitorrichard8808]

@@chaptermasteraquilarios8530 excuse me sheogorath, but i didnt mean that cheese

[@void-creature]

This is even better if you consider that thunderpsyker, kittens voice actor is mostly known for his videos on DoW

[@Hamun002]

The Tau actually now have created a "God" in the vein of the Chaos Gods of Greater Good. So psychic powers are very much in the realm of reality now.

[@kommando293]

Rimmy: “Why the Tau are the best Faction” Me, an Intellectual Deathkorpsman: “I smell heresy.... I shall PURGE IN THE NAME OF THE IMPERIUM!!!!!”

[@internetzenmaster8952]

*[ANGRY GAS-MASK NOISES INTENSIFY]*

[@faceless2302]

*dies for the Emperor*

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

*all the space weebs gangsta till the assault units come into melee range*

[@cyruslupercal9493]

IF they can reach melee range.

[@revermen3580]

Eventually this will need to be a supreme commander mod

[@TheUbikator]

Best faction? T'AU THE BEST FACTION?! T'AU?! WHERE IS MY GODDAMN LASGUN?!

[@luc-zq7ku]

Did you lose your lasgun guardsmen ?

[@sammyryzaku6574]

the banner of tau flies high

[@malekiththeeternityking5433]

Just seeing this title makes me want to crap a couple warpstorms

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

Rimmy: "Tau are the best" Me (an intellectual): "Alright... so, hear me out... Galactic Exterminatus..."

[@beowulf4545]

The Tau calling someone else a coward...really makes you think

[@romanplays1]

jeez. so much hate from 40k luddites in this comment section. what. are you jealous the tau have better tech?

[@crombuluted6577]

HAHAHA LMAO SO TRUE

[@shawdawg3675]

One thing super op in this, if all the players dont stop it, is Chaos summoning Angron. He can spread a lot of devasation.

[@lawsonlarue6032]

Question unrelated to this game: will we see the return of Kenneth?

[@BravoYankeEcho]

No

[@lawsonlarue6032]

LividLivesey yes

[@ItsDeebs]

Here's one reason why the Tau really can be the Best faction in Warhammer 40k. They are still advancing technological. Which is partially fueled by their assimilation of, or friendly trade relations with the other space ferrying Alien races in the galaxy.

[@crawler6019]

"It's like breaking the Geneva Convention in space!" Who said there was such a thing out in space???

[@geemcspankinson]

Only OGs remember when the Tau were the good guys

[@flowerdude6851]

Heresy? I'll let it slide

[@parkergroseclose6956]

See how his HERSEY spreads?!

[@nunyadambidness8568]

The court finds you guilty of heresy. And sentences you to be turned into a servitor.

[@johnohara4788]

Alternative title: Why I am a HERETIC in need of urgent *BLAM*ing

[@expertal4044]

how did i never see this channel before. this is great content.

[@victorflores1491]

DO WORLD EATERS NEXT AND SHOW ANGRON! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD😡💥😡💥

[@Assmaholic419]

SKULL FOR THE SKULL THROWN

[@tomriddle6312]

LET THE GALAXY BURN

[@braydencole6117]

MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN! ALL SKULLS BELONG TO KHORNE!!!

[@essexclass8168]

ironically choosing Khorne as CSM is bad since your terminators lose the boil everything cannon upgrade, with which 3 termie squads could end a Angron in about 20 seconds flat

[@tacticalcannonfodder7369]

F*** my EXTERMINATUS button broke Well i guess I'll have to deal with this HERESY the good old way

[@decimation9780]

The Orkz have map wide nukes, the Nekrons have a big tower that instant kills Titans. The Tau have a lazer that blows up pretty much half of the fucking map that is essentially capable of game ending pretty much anything you could put on the field.

[@bros113]

Brave statement for someone who is in heavy bolter range

[@Proiteus]

Please keep up the "Why the "BLANK" are the Best Faction" episodes, they are the reason I subscribed as they're always very entertaining. Would love to see a full game uploaded. Oh except for Deamonhunters they'd be "Why the Deamonhunters are the Worst Faction" :D

[@helsingS_]

Brother get the flamer the heavy flamer the heaviest famler Yes EXTERMINAUTUS is authorised Alright FIRE

[@Archon3960]

I thought Eldar were annoying in UA. But this is _hands down_ the most unfair ability set of this entire mod!!! xD

[@fabianmichaelgockner5988]

5:51 Rimmy: "It's like breaking the Geneva Convention in space. Me: *Complaining half an hour about's Rimmy ArmA3's Law of war breaks* " ...... And because of that I am NOT laughing about that (No joke!)!!!

[@DeadManSinging1]

The Tau dont have psychic powers, but they do have their own weird form of mysticism. The Ethereals have spells they can cast

[@burnlogic8407]

Tau are the best Warhammer, faction change my mind.

[@cursedhawkins1305]

Has anyone suggested the Unification Mod for Rimmy to play? The creators have it aimed as more of an "official" expansion to Soulstorm so it's more balanced than Ultimate Apocalypse, and the team has even brought some serious love for the models, from the Space Marine models having individual personalities rather than just a single model to work with, and the team even brought units that were featured in other games such as the Wraith Knight from DoW3 and the team even gave them dual-voice actors since these units are piloted by twins, it's a mod that while not being "lore-friendly" it does do the lore justice by even including stuff all the way back from the Horus Heresy, Primarchs included all the way to current day with the Primaris Marines.

[@cursedhawkins1305]

@@DarkVitamins Yet UA is more unstable due to its size and scale while Unification wishes to be more balanced and treated like more of an official expansion done by Relic themselves.

[@cursedhawkins1305]

@@DarkVitamins Hence I mentioned the team were treating it like it was made by Relic, they're putting in the effort Relic should have done with DoW3, heck the Eldar in Unification even has the damn Wraith Knight from DoW3 and the mod team made the effort to have a male and female voice actor for the unit since lorewise Wraith Knights are usually piloted by twins.

[@cursedhawkins1305]

@@DarkVitamins DoW3 COULD have had something in terms of value if Relic didn't try to cater to a market that was never their core fanbase from either DoW1 or DoW2, the fact that they decided to launch the game with just a Moba style gamemode didn't really set the bar very high and then there's all the changes in mechanics like the cover system, at least in DoW1 and DoW2 there were clear indicators of when you were in light/heavy cover, DoW3 decides to strip that away and just make cover be a bubble... also bit of trivia for the IG segment I guess the studio behind the show the clip was used from issued a copyright claim on the video as said clip had to be removed but it made the segment funny as hell.

[@cursedhawkins1305]

@@DarkVitamins Funny how you mention Last Stand given the video you're watching, if that was the only thing of DoW2 you had some enjoyment with which more power to you on that.

[@cursedhawkins1305]

@@DarkVitamins That wasn't an insult because Unification has something akin to Last Stand that you would enjoy since that's what you enjoyed with DoW2.

[@briggs4624]

This is heresy

[@TheUfaraV2]

That's one way to give the galactic middle finger.

[@CommisarHood]

Inquisitor: (Sees title) Well looks like someone's getting a Extirminatus for Sanguinal.

[@bonogiamboni4830]

Assistant: sadly reports say this heretic is found on holy terra itself, so an exterminatus is out of the question. However the heretic is located in one of the most inhospitable parts of the planet, so i think he won't protest too much if we offer him a "vacation" on a paradise world, but actually send him to some desolate asteroid and exterminatus it once he's on it.

[@CommisarHood]

@@bonogiamboni4830 Inquisitor: Interesting plan but let's keep it simple fetch me the flamer... the heavy flamer.

[@bonogiamboni4830]

@@CommisarHood Assistant: oooh, good choice, boss. *goes off stage and comes back with it* lock and load, for the emperor.

[@CommisarHood]

@@bonogiamboni4830 Inquisitor: Indeed my friend indeed. (Imperatoris Risus)

[@smexyskelator3209]

Rimmy is like soviet womble but with an upload schedule

[@OrificeHorus]

Mako has different pronounciations based off of who you ask lmao

[@sarico7827]

I mean I am not the guy to talk to about serious playing but they are in my top 3 for factions. Orks are my favorite in everything. Like the orks, ig Tau, sob, and I guess chaos. Really I love this vid laughing from the start.

[@AlexWithington]

If I remember correctly rimmy has said nobody likes the space weebs

[@bonogiamboni4830]

I mean, they can't even fight in melee. They have no honour.

[@Seldonlair]

@@bonogiamboni4830 Tell them to get some fucking chain katanas, or something...

[@cyruslupercal9493]

@@Seldonlair Power Katanas are more likely.

[@Michau940]

I do :P

[@SpaceKnight105]

what is the geneva con

[@biggolem4864]

I’m really annoyed with this video as my friend would just spam ion cannons and it brings bad memories back