Riverdale has gone more insane than you could possibly imagine... (season 6 finale)

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💥 wtplay.link/alexmeyers - Download War Thunder for FREE and get your bonus Also sorry, I totally forgot to add the part at the end with my random thoughts about the season. So, to be honest, I actually thought what they did in season 6 was overall a good thing. I mean, yeah it was literally the most insane season of any TV show maybe ever, but I liked how they just embraced the insanity that they've always skirted around up to now. Instead of trying to explain everything with “practical” reasons, they were just like “yeah magic is real, Tabitha is an angel sure why not”. I think that's what they should have done from the beginning. Because they always alluded to it, but never committed until it was too late and everyone stopped watching the show. I also think going back to a very simple 1950s setting for the final season could be good. That is, of course, if they actually stick to it and it's not one of those things where the first 2 episodes are them in the 50s and then OH MY GOODNESS WE ARE BACK IN MODERN TIME LOL SIKE! Like they always do. Anyway, thanks for watching! I have some big things planned for my season 7 videos so... please be excited

[@judahcantclimb]

Ok

[@Crosswalkcreation]

Watch I am frankie

[@GriffinZambia]

Ok dont read my name......

[@orcaman1353]

Video idea: review paw patrol mission paw quest for the crown Title: did Nickelodeon make one of the craziest mission impossible remakes?

[@SevenHunnid]

We only live physically once so we shouldn’t be afraid to do anything bro, i smoke weed on my KZbin channel and i ate Mcdonald’s inside Walmart 😈😈, screw anyones opinion 👌👌

[@Matteus2109]

Credit where it's due. The fact that these actors can say these lines with straight faces is honestly award-worthy enough in of itself.

[@eileensnow6153]

I loved “What the hell is a ghost train 🙄” from Cheryl because that’s probably EXACTLY the tone of voice she said those words in when she read the script

[@K0m30ng]

I'm more so impressed that the actors managed to stay in the show for as long as they can when the script is absolutely shit shows. I guess they were just in for the fucking paychecks

[@eileensnow6153]

@@K0m30ng I believe they signed a contract early on to stay on the show for seven seasons, not thinking that the show would last that long, and were contractually obligated to stay on the show until it was ended by the network. I could be wrong, but I know that a lot of the actors have expressed their dissatisfaction with the show for a while now.

[@em-pr5jv]

LOL so true!

[@AcrylicKiss]

Right! 🤣

[@xeoney]

Missing one of these Riverdale videos is like having an assignment on a book you were supposed to read but forgot about

[@GriffinZambia]

Ok dont read my name......

[@alphonseelric3513]

Ah frick this actually remind me I have a summer book report to do, fuck

[@kkxenshin]

Fr

[@audreynothepburn7663]

@@alphonseelric3513 good luck!

[@blurmation6441]

Its true

[@dragonworldz56]

being a Riverdale writer must be so... freeing. no fear of a single idea being turned down or reworked to make sense. just throw it out there and somehow it'll get fit into the season

[@NIDELLANEUM]

Knowing that Greg Berlanti is behind Riverdale makes me wonder if, whenever he has a bad idea for his superhero shows, he just tosses it to Riverdale

[@oliviarothra2416]

Dart board writing...

[@dragonworldz56]

@@oliviarothra2416 that or pull plots out of a hat and just slap them together 😂

[@Greendalewitch]

@@dragonworldz56 All the while ignoring previous plot threads. 5:02 Sabrina says Nick scratch sacrificed himself a few years ago to bring her back to life. Which makes no sense. Nick Scratch committed suicide so he could be with Sabrina in the afterlife. But then again: Why am I complaining? Its not like Riverdale writers care about the canon. Edit: No. I take that back. I'm pissed. They just took the ending of Sabrina and just ... threw it out the window. It was a horrible ending, but I respected that they had guts to do something like that. HOWEVER, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa can't even stick with the ending of his own goddamn tv shows. ( Note: Those that don't know, Roberto Aquirre-Sacas is the executive producer of Riverdale and CAOS )

[@SuperPal-tr3go]

Riverdale Writers: "Fuck it there's a multiverse now and Cowboy Archie needs to team with Super Sentai Archie and fight crime."

[@yourfriendlysubaruoutback]

"I remember when Riverdale was about some teens trying to solve a murder!" "Sure grandma! Let's get you to bed."

[@GriffinZambia]

Ok dont read my name.......

[@sollyoutube_19]

🤣👌🏾

[@tiertitan]

@@GriffinZambia ok I did not read your name

[@fleeting188]

@@GriffinZambia ok i won't

[@idkatthispoint4091]

@@GriffinZambia reported for spam

[@nahortesfaldet2313]

I swear, season 6 is just the writers pushing their complete contempt for anything remotely coherent in storytelling in your face for as hard as they can, and I respect it.

[@brandyjohnson738]

just surprised it took people six seasons to realize that this show is terrible season 1 was way better season 2 was f****** weird but it was okay I wasn't mad at it season 3 came along I was like this is f****** weird and I never went back since 😭😂

[@neflufv6392]

The idea of the writers watching Alex’s videos and then writing the most batshit insane plots just to melt his brain is so funny to me. And then they literally steal his idea for the asteroid? Alex should be getting a pay check from Netflix lmao

[@Fangirl__-yq5ie]

It's like MatPat with FNaF 🤣🤣🤣

[@camerongist2159]

It's a CW series, so it would be CW cutting the cheque.

[@amanyabandy2281]

@@Fangirl__-yq5ie do we all just watch the same stuff🧍🏽‍♀️

[@amanyabandy2281]

@@camerongist2159 nahhh they have some amazing well put together shows this one is just bs

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

@@amanyabandy2281 It still is a CW show.

[@niamhha9014]

*Theory:* the milkshakes at Pop’s Diner contain weird drugs that make the residents of Riverdale go insane, all for the entertainment of the real mastermind here, Pop Tate.

[@Komorebiki]

That's actually a solid and acceptable theory. Would be satisfied with that reveal.

[@amitapatole5885]

That theory is actually better than the plot or whatever they're cooking up for season 7

[@marquissmith7101]

That single sentence is better writing than the last 6 seasons of this show combined.

[@katluvr4266]

My theory is the town is built on a toxic level of fungus that has entered and eaten away everyone’s brains to the point where they all share the same delusions.

[@amitapatole5885]

@@katluvr4266 haha this is even more solid

[@lifeisafrickenchicken6950]

The “bring the beanie unto me” killed me💀

[@lanettahopkins923]

No way😂

[@Lavolpeengreece]

A long time ago the writers for Riverdale had a choice .Ground the show in reality or lean into the camp. Safe to say they leaned WAY TO FAR.

[@sollyoutube_19]

I think they fell down

[@genznewz3561]

Nah honey they didnt lean...they fell over, face first-

[@wholethedogsout880]

they're falling forever

[@ProjektTaku]

Down, down, down you go No way to stop As you fall, hear me call

[@DoctorOaks]

Lean? They leapt right into face-first no questions asked.

[@kevindolan9]

This entire season was like one of those games you’ve played as a kid with your friends where you’d say you’ve got all these powers so you can’t be beaten. “You can’t beat me billy I’ve got super invincibility!” “Oh yea well I’ve got your weakness Paladium!” “You May have hurt Andy but I can read your mind!” “I can read your minds also! So now you’re dead!” “Not anymore billy cause I brought them back to life! So now saundra is going to time travel you to HE Double Hockey Stick!” “That’s not fair Cammy!”

[@PrettyGothBoi6085]

Like a very very chaotic session of larping or dnd...or like you said, dumb kids in a playground.

[@kevindolan9]

@@PrettyGothBoi6085 kids in a playground is the best example writing wise.. i mean even a bad/crazy larp or dnd would still have something cohesive within it.

[@alexandrialeonora6542]

Exactly what I thought of, too. It's that, but also how quickly they jump from one insane thing happening to the next. Exactly like children on a playground. "Oh no, the floor is lava, we have to cross the room while staying on the furniture! Oh, look, a meteor is coming from the sky, we need to combine our superpowers to stop it in its tracks! Oh no, the evil Doctor Evil is here to zap away all our powers, we have to hide!" And so on. XDDDD

[@maem7462]

That’s a perfect description of this season

[@eileensnow6153]

I think I’ve made this exact comment before. They’re really just throwing out everything they can think of to one-up each other lol thank god for Alex covering this show

[@minutemuse]

In most cases the "it was all a dream" scenario is a cop-out for ending a series, but in Riverdale's case it might be a valid option.

[@lilyevans5198]

It is the only option that can actually save the show

[@RosieSquall]

It would honestly the sanest option... which says a LOT about this show.

[@thema1998]

That would explain *so* much! 😆

[@alchemistofsteel8099]

It's a food induced nightmare from comic Jughead

[@alliyafreeman4516]

Each Riverdale episode is a prime example of when you miss one day of school and the most crazy things happen

[@tsar8011]

Bro fr, I’m missing school rn since I’m sick and my friend literally got herself a boyfriend and my other friend potentially found me one-

[@crunchexo845]

@@tsar8011 damn u got school

[@tsar8011]

@@crunchexo845 yeah, I started like 2 weeks ago lmao

[@pewdavid3338]

You really must be missing those shooting moment

[@bigmoss6041]

How a show can go from teens solving a murder to this is just beyond me

[@FastGunner2040]

I'm glad I stopped watching it, cause it's crazy

[@queenmoreau2098]

I'm going to tell my kids that Riverdale only had one season and all this other stuff people remember was just a fever dream.

[@garzaaaa.j]

EXACTLY

[@pendragon0905]

Gone from YA Scooby Doo to the unholy offspring of Heroes and Stranger Things that was so ugly that they disowned it.

[@AerachCherry]

Obsessed with Archie as a kid. Was so excited for this. Was depressed when it came out and didn’t watch it like I planned to. Fast forward and I’m glad my depression kept me from this shitshow disaster.

[@ladygaygay94]

At this point it would be less insane for them to end the show with Archie waking up in Season 1 and saying he was in a coma so everything in the show was a dream

[@imperfectmyst]

RIGHT!?

[@GriffinZambia]

Ok dont read my name......

[@nix_]

It would explain all the occult stuff and the off-the-rails plot wouldn't it.

[@BethanyNash]

I wouldn't put it past them lmao

[@keli15yearsago6]

@@nix_ fr💀

[@bunbunnybubbles]

Riverdale is like a wattpad story and the person writing it got hyperfixated on magic and changed the whole story so they could add it in even though it makes no sense with plot they started with

[@Edriely]

Um, actually, given that Cheryl has everyone's powers, we can assume that she also took the power of Archie's abs, and since we all know that is THE most powerful ability out there in the Archieverse, that comet was in fact stopped by Archie's abs. The rest of the powers and Cheryl were completely inconsequential to the whole scenario.

[@sakinapdf]

still can't forget Alex's song about Archie's immaculate superpower abs

[@larirodrigues25]

canon

[@maem7462]

Exactly

[@00AgentKrabie]

@@sakinapdf Now for it all to go completely full circle, all that it's got to happen is a song about Cheryl's exquisite super-powered abs.

[@VROOM-]

a baby, a baby, a baby 👨🏿👵🏻

[@Mskittenlover12]

The way Cheryl said "What the hell is the ghost train?" felt less like the character and more like Madeleine Petsh being fed up with this stupid fucking show she's on. 🤭

[@Mskittenlover12]

@Frieza1500 Yeah I think they're all just there for the hefty paycheck at this point. They're adults with brains. There's no way they're not seeing that the show has lost its mind. They're just trying their best but I bet they laugh reading those scripts all the time. Like "wtf are we doing now?" 😂

[@Mskittenlover12]

@Frieza1500 Yeah well that's a separate problem. 🙃🤭

[@NewYorkStar9]

In six years, this show went from a campy murder mystery to JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure part nine, Rivervale paradox.

[@Myr642]

I can’t imagine actually sitting through this whole season. A 15 min video is almost too insane for me so a single 42 min episode might actually kill me

[@melo7825]

i did that somehow

[@nimaarg3066]

Nah. I went through the whole season. I'm still fine. 😂

[@darth-severus]

I watched half this season in one day, death is probably preferable

[@rolandbaldwin]

So true

[@lifeisberserk9566]

How can anyone even watch a single episode of this garbage

[@agent7833]

Alex: Someone is gonna say this show is actually genius and they are wrong. Also Alex: This is the greatest show ever made

[@GriffinZambia]

Ok dont read my name......

[@Iwillone]

Alex is probably the one to make that 4-hour video

[@centipedekid9824]

@@GriffinZambia reported for spam

[@TheJurnalyst]

Passive aggressive much?

[@lennahcmarblesmonstersandm6070]

A show can still be good while being dumb

[@makayla3262]

it's pure talent how the actors can say these dialogues while keeping a straight face

[@randomdudewithdog]

“Turns out the real magic was the power of gayey” made me crack up for no particular reason the way alex said it was just so funny 💀

[@Auxiliooo]

i had to hold in my laughter

[@onuhrita5009]

😂😂😂

[@ousmanjallow7866]

🤣🤣🤣😭💀

[@besties7777]

Archie’s abs stoping the comet is probably the best plot.

[@nightappleispoisonapple1775]

Wait what- I don't watch Riverdale but is this actually a thing

[@Yorbval]

⁠@@nightappleispoisonapple1775The fact that this is even a reasonable question is insane

[@DircyaT.Rubino]

And to think it was barely three years ago that everyone thought Riverdale couldn’t get crazier than a knockoff board game driving its players to ritualistic murder and suicide.

[@Snow-xd4rv]

Uh? I need the story on this please

[@bunjera]

@@Snow-xd4rv gryphons and gargoyles, season 3

[@irissupercoolsy]

i quit the show because I thought "the black hood" was a bit ridiculous lol

[@BlazingOwnager]

I have to say, as hilariously awful as this show is, it gave us "Deliver the beanie unto me." Which I suspect is the first time that has ever been said, ever, anywhere.

[@mrmickeyrich]

A genius line no ever thought of before or possibly can’t be replicated 😂

[@theangrypotato1525]

I think Riverdale is try to rapidly copy what’s popular nowadays, but they can’t just forget about the original materials so we get this. Like a color-changing chameleon on steroids

[@samanthamallett567]

Also though him saying “the real magic was the power of gay” just had me dying laughing

[@BlackFiresong]

That line had me dying! Imo, it's right up there in the Riverdale dialogue Hall of Fame, alongside other classics like Jughead's "I'm weird" speech and Archie's line about "the epic highs and lows of high-school football".

[@theovangogh7104]

I re-watched this whole series of “riverdale is mess..” and I think it cured my depression!! No but seriously I laughed sooo hard and loved it and love ur whole channel! U R AMAZING KEEP UP THIS HILARIOUS WORK!! Just so u know u make me happy

[@journeebedancin]

As someone who only watched the first season of this show, you can imagine the emotional rollercoaster this video was for me.

[@jadadavis9481]

Same

[@-notmycat]

I watched 4 seasons and it didn't prepare me for this craziness.

[@kalenharley8297]

Facts

[@myc5276]

i've watched none of it all my knowledge comes from this channel

[@elidasilva5558]

I did too and I dont know How the hell they got where they did.... actually, It might of been cocaine

[@greenmedic88]

Riverdale is synonymous with giving a giant middle finger to every rule and guideline for coherent storytelling in serialized TV shows. Doesn't make the show "brilliant" as it's more of a "You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it" type of thing.

[@piscesboo961]

😭 i crack up

[@chelseaozanic92]

😂😂😂 They seriously have no idea what the hell they're doing and I truly believe this is the worst, most insanely written show (with good actors) I have ever, and will ever, see. It's so bad, but I keep watching it for some reason and yell at my TV... while making fun of everything and getting more and more angry at how stupid and strange it is.

[@wavy_soup]

Yeah, what you said could be applied to all of the other seasons, but season 6 was weirdly coherent The magic and the other elements used aren't just thrown at us and we're supposed to accept it, it made sense and (unlike some other shows) they used timetravel and other dimensions in a very interesting and coherent way Even the writing was weirdly good, it doesn't even look like the same show to be honest. How it makes you think like the town has changed it's name and the "everything changed" thing is just to show that all of the caracthers are different now but then suddenly Rivervale was actually a parallel universe to Riverdale and they must fix it, that was a really nice way of playing with your audience Season 6 also fixed another big issue, they're not teens now FINALLY, so it makes sense that they can do all of they're doing, Betty is from teh FBI, Veronica now has age to open a business and all of that And even if they're supposedly teens again next season, I guess the plot would be for them to go back to the future and not the "teens solving murder" thing from the past seasons Of course I'm saying all of this guessing you watched the season, if not I would reccomend you to, just skip all of the others or se a review of them on youtube (you won't miss much)

[@xlovingg]

The thing I love about Riverdale is that I can't predict it. I watch way to much tv; movies, shows, you name it, so predicting what's happening is becoming a usual thing but with Riverdale this is impossible 😂 so I really enjoy watching it

[@asexualbert7262]

"In Jughead's heaven he's just by himself reading comic books" Wow. That's the most comic accurate thing they've ever done in this show

[@poeticjustice7371]

The burger while talking about going back to the alive world.🤣🤌🏼

[@straawberryfieldsforever]

in heaven hes asexual, a small win

[@Missing-Ace]

I can’t come up with a good comment but I think this comment is pretty neat

[@NehaGujjari]

I literally care more about Alex's Riverdale videos than about the actual show at this point

[@Ella_A_Star]

Cause his videos are way more entertaining and more logical than Riverdale is at this point

[@yasminesid2005]

Helllo!! my fellow larrie!

[@NehaGujjari]

@@yasminesid2005 HELLOOO!!!!!

[@notoriouslysky]

@@Ella_A_Star yeah you aren't wrong. Can't wait for him to do the new pll

[@thejasminedragonmerchant6843]

Same. The videos are a delightful recap!

[@jonts7]

I like that every other show that Alex has covered, he only made like 1 or 2 videos about them, but for Riverdale, he's made videos for pretty much the entire show. It just kept getting progressivily more insane so he couldn't help it.

[@SUNNYSTORIES696]

I'm still wondering, How Alex is still functioning after watching shows like this?

[@m.in_yeon]

he’s not why do you think we see an animation🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GriffinZambia]

Ok dont read my name......

[@xorderofchaosx]

he puts the fun in barely functional.

[@Rocca000]

He secretly likes it

[@crazyspoonwizard]

@@xorderofchaosx I'm going to use this in the future.

[@user-bs8qd1kl5r]

This is how I’ve been keeping up with Riverdale without ripping my eyes and ears off. Thanks Alex for making a horribly insane show actually entertaining.

[@GriffinZambia]

Ok dont read my name......

[@skystoyhunts7225]

@@GriffinZambia to bad I already did

[@ericasutton3147]

You and me both dear. After season three, I was so done with this show. I can’t believe they went from murder mystery to Sabrina the teenage witch

[@trinaq]

Agreed, I haven't watched it since Season 2, but Alex keeps me up to date!

[@jaysonspears464]

Where the hell is Sam and Dean when we need em?

[@BeautyforAshes__]

I can no longer comprehend this level of pure ridiculousness

[@icelandeicwater]

What I’m most upset about is how they literally reversed all of Sabrina’s character development and ending for her entire show in less then like 2 minutes… she literally had nothing to do with this and the fact they felt they had to stick her in there was so unnecessary..

[@brittnicbee]

They should've brought in Prudence.

[@sleeptide3350]

Bruh what? Greendale and riverdale are neighbouring towns in the same universe filled with madness. Cheryl and sabrina got ties together, she wanted to bring back life and sabrina is the best

[@camilagrijalva4109]

For reallllll. all the fans were disappointed im sure

[@Killgore-ip2yq]

@@camilagrijalva4109 It would have been easier for her to just hand wave it. The show has legitimate fans of the crazy but if we're honest, the fact that it gives us a exposition dump about Sabrina is really telling that from a writing perspective, they still suck.

[@RadioactiveCherry]

Right I totally agree! Knowing what Sabrina’s character is like, it would have made sense to for her help them defeat Percival to the end. But no, she only helps with the resurrection bit and then just leaves them to save Riverdale on their own?? It’s out of character especially since she’s an incredibly powerful witch…

[@8nicopink868]

My pity goes to the actors, especially the main cast, who have to say the most insane dialogue in history with straight faces. Them main actors just wanted to be in a teen drama 😫😫

[@DreamsAreMakeBelieve]

They got their big break but at what cost?

[@8nicopink868]

@@DreamsAreMakeBelieve Cole didn't even need a big break, he was on Suite Life 😩

[@borabuzal5712]

and the fact that they are all actually so talented actors and they are waisting their talents for almost 7-8 years now on riverdale… it’s insane. it was clever from skeet and the other people who dissapered during the show to leave this whole mess before this whole… i dont even know what to call it

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

@@borabuzal5712 honestly! lili reinhart is geniunely a good actress but riverdale just takes up way too much of her schedule

[@borabuzal5712]

@@iwakeupandboomimarat yes yes! but not just lili tbh camila mendes is also a great actress and cole is a pretty good actor. riverdale is just wasting their talents and making it sure that no one is gonna take them seriously once its over

[@weirdnewjersey]

My favorite thing about this season was how anytime they asked "hey do you think your power can do this?" The characters are like "yeah probably"

[@valmor7450]

It feels like a few seasons ago the writers were like "you what everyone's into? True crime and mafia shows!" And now the writers are like "you know what everyone's into? Superpowers and multiverses!!" At this point, I haven't watched since season 3 and only keep up via this channel, but oh my god... It feels like an ongoing prank within Hollywood that is taken wayyy too far

[@ammie2590]

it’s just insane how riverdale started as a normal high school drama, and now it’s a crazy witch craft and super power show

[@rushmaverick1923]

I think it would've made more sense if they introduced magic and Sabrina much earlier in the show. Like when Betty saw Polly's twins floating in the air and passed out, I thought that's how they were going to introduce magic, satanic rituals, and Sabrina in the show. Especially since The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina aired on Netflix not too long after. I seriously thought that we were going to get a crossover much sooner.

[@TheOriginalLurker]

Tbh as someone who barely made through Season 1 , and had to force myself to watch Season 2 and then kinda understand the plot of Season 3 and then the game of Season 4 and beginning of Season 5….. I nearly had a stroke when I read “Riverdale characters get powers and supernatural abilities”

[@mffuniverse3806]

Maybe the show is like tropic thunder a satirical parody of satire

[@niomifoster8963]

So This is the new entertainment now witchcraft music industry & movie industry & they thems oh boy

[@mffuniverse3806]

@@niomifoster8963 yep don’t forget super hero’s or super wahmen

[@smolmandu5015]

It feels like the writers have challenged themselves to write as much crap as they can and see whether they can still get another season from Netflix. Who’s even watching this madness at this point other than alex ofc.

[@RenoReborn]

Netflix just has the streaming rights, they don't actually make it lol

[@Negsmie]

When all is said and done: Riverdale owes Alex compensation for pain and suffering

[@Mike_Dubo]

It owes all of us compensation, and to humanity in general.

[@AmiAki]

Think they owe the entire audience watching the show and Alex is making his making his money off these Riverdale video anyway.

[@pablotherock1061]

Gotta hand it to them, they really do blow away our expectations everytime we ask "could Riverdale get any crazier?"

[@chiwright4044]

I'll say it - I absolutely love this show. It takes risks no other show does, and I NEVER know what will happen.

[@CaseyCampbell17]

I'm addicted to this show. It helps me feel less alone and IDK why. Probably bc I can relate to some things.

[@Meryemm.16]

@@CaseyCampbell17 same and even If it has got bad i have a Connection to this Show. 4 years ago i used to watch season 1 and 2 with my 2 Best friends during Summer Holidays we had the best time of our lives. Unfortunately we are no longer friends and it now feels like a sweet dream...

[@ViewerOnline101]

This show had been going downhill for awhile, but after the time-jump, it just became supernatural fanfiction. And with the massive drop in popularity after they stupidly decided to take this route for some reason, the writers apparently decided to just erase everything to before the time-skip to eliminate the stupid fanfiction crap. It was both the smartest and dumbest decision they could have made. And Cheryl's magic use in resurrecting the dead and destroying the comet may be the cringiest thing I've ever seen.

[@peterwilliams2887]

I’m almost in a state of cringe/horrific awe that they literally had the balls to say “you know what, fuck it, fuck this shit, fuck” and canonically erase everything , which would include all the Sabrina cameos and etc as well. they 100% just went “actually no”, used that script to roll a fat af blunt , then subsequently smoked it. And it started out as a teen murder series. now they’re fucking whiplashing asteroids or some shit lol

[@danielsedan]

Wait...I stopped after S3. They are saying that everything prior the time jump is not real or? Sorry this riverfail got me confused

[@1Lanavis1]

@@danielsedan yep literally everything from season 1, episode 1 to the end of season 6 effectively never happened as it was all cosmically reset with only Jughead having any memory of it

[@fireblade295]

Them saying the Phoenix raised the dead just killed me...only dead thing it can raise, is itself...

[@christopherlh4379]

THANK YOU for saying "could have" and NOT "could of"!! Nice to know there are some educated people left in the world today! 👍👍

[@allypower3637]

I'm disappointed that there's no reaction to "Veronica that's queerbaiting" "That's not queerbaiting, it's saving the world". I haven't watched Riverdale since the first episode of season four but that line alone made me want to watch the newest episode just to hear it in action 😂😂

[@chexmixkitty]

Is that seriously a line in the show?

[@allypower3637]

@@chexmixkitty YES!! 😂 when Veronica gives Cheryl everyone’s powers she tells cheryl she has to kiss her in order to do it, and Cheryl goes “Veronica, that’s queerbaiting” and Veronica responded “it’s not queerbating, it’s saving the world”. Legitimate lines that someone wrote and forced these people to say

[@lenaloveroyal]

The entire season feels like they made AI watch the previous seasons and then asked it to try to top the already absurd writing. It makes no sense at all. How did multiple adult humans read the finalized script and think: "yup this is it! No notes. A+ writing. Let's start filming!"

[@al_ex8209]

at this point it feels like the writers just made the script using a random sentence generator and just rolled with it

[@theswampus670]

somebody should put all the Riverdale scripts into an AI and see what happens...

[@juangonzales9204]

Well, it started following the comics lmao they just didn't make it very clear.

[@TheCultureshock101]

I cannot tell you how many times I rolled my eyes during this video. Even Archie's Weirdest Mysteries never got THIS crazy! That show was actually kind of good, but this?! This is just... absolutely insane! The superpowers and the Biblical plagues - was including those really necessary? Why is it all centered around Jughead - isn't Archie technically the main character? And was it really necessary to have a kiss be the way to transfer all the powers? What are these people on?!

[@Khadharphak]

I mean, they did fight the Predator once, but even that seems to pale in comparison

[@notoriouslysky]

@@Khadharphak wait really?

[@notoriouslysky]

I can't answer all your questions but the last one is simple, They're on Crack

[@Khadharphak]

@@notoriouslysky Really. Archie vs Predator, look it up, he's also met the Punisher

[@BlazingOwnager]

>What are these people on?! Twitter and meth.

[@jabean2668]

I lost it at "the power of gay" I was NOT expecting it. Thanks for making me laugh 😂

[@snoopygonewilder]

I haven't actually watched Riverdale since about a half-way through season 2, which is when it became too much for me, since then I've only watched it through Alex Meyers's videos, and if these are too insane for me, I can't imagine what the actual show would be like. P.S.: I actually liked season 1, I thought it was good, and then it just exploded into a mountain of nonsensical, and apeshit-crazy stuff I never thought was possible in one single show.

[@maggs7665]

same I gave up after S2 because it became horrible but now watching these videos....its so ridiculous that I cant believe the show is still going. S1 feels like a completely different show

[@stevenm11920]

Literally same

[@depressantdrug]

Same! I only watched season 1, which I enjoyed. Then watched season 2 when the twins were floating in the air and I thought we would get something cool out of it. But nothing.

[@notoriouslysky]

I've watched almost every episode oof Riverdale and I can confidently say I now have permanent brain damage 😀

[@Mskittenlover12]

I survived until about a year ago. 🙃

[@maem7462]

The fact that they have a a comet in the show and yet they don’t use Archie’s abs to solve it is a missed opportunity. This does prove they watch Alex’s videos bc they have the comet plot but they didn’t want to make it obvious that they watch his videos so they did superpowers

[@Darth_Bateman]

Honestly, this was a lot better than the ending I came up with. Here is how it goes : Hiram is back and Archie is on some base doing military stuff. Hiram’s mob goons raid the place and steal the nuclear launch codes. Hiram launches the nukes. He then makes the following declaration : “governments of the world, I have just launched the nukes. To where? Who knows. But some of you are getting destroyed, the only question is: what kind of world would it be if your enemy still stood while you fell?” Nuclear fallout and title screen into Archie’s zombie apocalypse for season 7.

[@itspienoon7883]

That would be so freaking dope. But of course the writers didn't think of that because that would require creative input and not ripping off every other Netflix show that's popular right now

[@exoticalvibes]

lili reinhart actually said in an interview that she wants riverdale to end & that she doesn’t question things anymore lmao 😂

[@xcxbetteroffxcx__5861]

which interview??? can you link it please?

[@bonniemessick8570]

she better hope

[@bonniemessick8570]

none of them have booked many other jobs

[@struan8467]

@@bonniemessick8570 all fairness, riverdale has got them set for life

[@ChaseNada]

When one of the main cast is actively saying that in public, then you know they are past the point of giving zero f*cks lol

[@daneowusu-agyemang9963]

You gotta give Alex credit for hanging in there with this show 💀

[@GriffinZambia]

Ok dont read my name......

[@trinaq]

Agreed, I honestly don't know how he stays sane!

[@arrow_througharrow2558]

I haven’t watched this show in years due to every season just being chaotic in every way possible.

[@gimmibox]

All these actors should get nominated for Emmy’s for keeping a straight face acting

[@lilyevans5198]

Riverdale was so good and at some point people who write it were just like: "But what if we just start writing fanfictions from now?"

[@haiqal5333]

"what if we switched genres every season without laying proper context or coherent storytelling narratives to not make it too absurd? 🤔" - Riverdale writers probably

[@Scringus]

That's pretty much what the main writer wants. He wrote a play in high school where archie gets with an actual irl serial killer once.

[@kingsallydreams5697]

Don't insult fan fictions like that, they at least have SOME care put into the plot.

[@RominaJones]

This show sounds so crazy it’s like they pick plot elements out of a hat; also how did you almost forget inter dimensional portals. I cannot believe this based on that comic. If I had to put money down on guess a writing room on drugs….

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

I think they were trying to replicate Stranger Things when they made it: a group of small-town teens trying to solve a mystery uncover a dark supernatural force. But not wanting to seem like they were outright copying, they went with the drug dealer/mafia boss angle first and then enacted the supernatural part waaaaay too late, and combining that with the fact that they're using the Archie Comics characters just makes this an absolute disaster of a show.

[@Chaoticchaos732]

That's what I thought, especially going through memories of trying to be a Walmart Eleven

[@comicbooknerdisme]

Or make supernatural.2 with the angels and hell and stuff

[@gillesnotard69]

So they tried to replicate Stranger Things ? In less than 5 months ?

[@shisah5544]

Nah I think it started out as a normal high school teen drama- the first season had nothing like this. Then they saw the popularity of stranger things and marvel and all the many magical series there are on streaming services and completely changed tact

[@drippydru3810]

Was made before stranger things but could be possible

[@myquiescentmind]

Bro, I don't know how anyone could have the energy, or suspension of disbelief to actively, unironically watch this show and enjoy it. I know there has to be a couple people out there, and I'm so curious what they actually see in this. I'm mind-boggled.

[@blueghost4769]

I would also like to know if there's anyone who actually understands the plot and can keep track of all the things happening. I like shows with crazy plots but this one just seems impossible to follow with the nonsense they keep adding in.

[@myquiescentmind]

@@blueghost4769 I know, it's crazy. Obviously at this point the writers are simply throwing whatever at the plot, not even bothering to see if it'll stick or not. In which case, it's hard to imagine a decent sized group of people being able to follow along. That'd be so much of nothing of relevancy to keep track of, my poor brain would fry. And I'm also someone who likes complicated, messy, convoluted stories, plots, and characters. But only when nearly every detail has some actual meaning and value to it.

[@lady_moonique7316]

Season 1 was good, I really enjoyed it, but I gave up halfway through season 2

[@Mskittenlover12]

Unfortunately there's more than a couple, it seems. Just gotta look on Twitter. Its mostly Betty and Archie shippers so...do with that information what you will, I guess.

[@SlayerNinaFriki]

Not gonna lie: I shed a couple of tears at s6 finale. Somehow, the writers and the actors made me care about the characters

[@peauly]

I'm sorry, Alex, that you have to go through this. But please go through this so that we don't have to 😀👍

[@ardent123]

they’re just too deep into the pit of insanity to make it out 😔

[@GriffinZambia]

Ok dont read my name.......

[@helenoaklin1982]

"So Percival is calling plagues upon us... Fine, whatever." Fave line in all of Riverdale.

[@danielsedan]

The fact that the writers want us to believe Cole Sprouse, a 30 years old man, is a teenager makes me laugh so hard 😂 🤣 😆. Bruh 💀

[@babajugjug995]

Especially since a lot of us literally watched him and his brother grow up into teenagers so we know what teen cole looks like

[@mamasteve4215]

Half the Disney zombies kids are in there 20s and Aspen in zombies 3 Is 69 look up terry hu's age

[@illuminatispaghetti2370]

How did this show go from two kids trying to run away and the struggles of four teenage kids trying to uncover the mystery, to this supernatural, biblical, apocalyptic thing??

[@cypress7876]

Season 1 just hits different

[@optimascrime5235]

This has just become the CW version of the Flash show and it really shows that almost no one is watching the CW Network in genral

[@nomisunrider6472]

To be fair, Archie’s invulnerability was part of Cheryl’s power, so in a way his abs did stop a meteor.

[@sonlen796]

Y'know, I'm guessing that Madelaine Petsch typically in press interviews is the only one who looks like they want to be there because her storylines are so completely batshit she can at least have more fun. Also the concept of doing a classic Archie comics season for their final season (as I understand it) is at least interesting.

[@FawnMidnight]

Watching this with no context cause I've forgotten everything that happened in the previous seasons but knowing how batshit Riverdale is, is an amazing experience

[@bonniemonnie.]

literally in order to at least keep track of what's happening in this chaos, there's always Alex Meyer's videos (p.s. awesome pfp!)

[@khalidkhan-ez2ed]

I haven't watched Riverdale but I see Alex's videos on it and like what is even happening. I am genuinely concerned if the writers of this show are ok.

[@ericasutton3147]

How the hell did Riverdale go from Scooby-Doo to Charmed/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/ The X-Men?! What even IS this show anymore?!!

[@xxx_hades_xxx5448]

I remember when this show was about trying to solve murders with ‘normal’ logic. But now it’s bikers, witches and demons with superpowers. This show got crazy fast

[@GriffinZambia]

Ok dont read my name......

[@DarkKnightofAnime]

I’m convinced they didn’t intend for the show to go as long as it did but when they kept getting renewed for one season after another overtime the writers just decided to copy Archie’s Weird Mysteries while forgetting even that show was grounded in the most basic form of story telling logic

[@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow]

It’s like riverdale got more extreme along with america 😭

[@chrish7543]

@@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow apart from riverdale got superpowers and Americans can’t get abortions

[@EmperorDxD]

The first season was absolutely Garbage are you honestly gonna tell me Archie having nerves breakdown from stage fright is better then this

[@AstonmcleganGates]

This show went from normal to insane to madness

[@Scorpiofrfr]

How is show still going after 6 seasons? Who writes this? 12 year old? This makes no sense?

[@mykeyd5567]

My daughter loves this type of show but has to get tired of me saying "You know, Alex Meyers says this show is..."

[@GriffinZambia]

Ok dont read my name......

[@ameacalliope8297]

@@GriffinZambia i read it . Whats so special 🙄

[@notoriouslysky]

@@ameacalliope8297 I think you're supposed to follow it to a rickroll or something

[@ihuomaotika2656]

😂😂

[@fireblade295]

@@GriffinZambia ok, lets see. It says "I am a bot and/or 12 year old"

[@Thomas-pr4my]

Wait this show started off as a murder mystery 💀

[@janajolanda132]

The queerbaiting line genuinely made me try and rewatch the entire show from season 1💀

[@GriffinZambia]

Ok dont read my name......

[@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343]

Don’t do that. Life is too short.

[@spanglishwords5623]

Babe, there's heartstoper out there

[@alexawatchingyoutube]

Every time I hear something about Riverdale, it sounds like the writers are either spinning a random story wheel or just writing down dreams they’ve had once and barely remember

[@miss1036]

10:08 "The first thing we want is..." *Beer commercial comes on

[@aiyanaaris4160]

I got a febreeze ad when I saw this 😭😭😂😂

[@krushamae]

The thing is, Riverdale has gone crazy but I think if it included magic and powers at the start it would’ve been better. For seasons on end they excluded those mysteries for so long (like for instance the Gargoyle king just being Cheryls mom) etc, like if they did magic and stuff from the beginning (which could’ve happened since Riverdale is next to Greendale) it would’ve been a way better show. Tbh I didn’t mind this season, I kind of liked it because it accepted weird possibilities, but I wish the entire show would’ve been like this

[@MarieTheOstrich]

i actually agree. they surrendered to the magic aspect and its more tolerable now

[@notoriouslysky]

Yeah I agree

[@giada951]

I actually think there was already a subtle supernatural stuff in season 3. I am not talking about the gargoyle king but how the game kind of influenced the real events, especially in the episode where the characters had to free Archie from the prison while Jughead wrote a completely different "mission" for the game that went hand in hand with the real events the moment he started playing and narrating.

[@jits8767]

yeah somehow the balance was better this season, but now that it is all coming to an end, it dont mind the progression from the first season to now. it's better to keep being crazier in the concepts, than to start out crazy and having to top that all the time, which is still something the show tended to struggled with. i agree though, that the first season had such a satisfying finale, that it was quite frustrating that all the other seasons were so anticlimactic. it was so nice to see this season actually lead up to a climax instead of being like 'uh well actually, it was just the plot of jugheads new novel/comic that he wrote while high on a mushroom burger huhu' or something. i've been watching from season 1 as the episodes came out, and the reason i keep coming back is to see what bs they are doing this week, and if it had been on this level the entire time, it wouldnt give me that same source of guilty pleasure type entertainment. i dont think anyone could ever binge it front to back without pulling their eyes out after the show is done, but as it came out, it's been great. (sorry didnt mean to write an essay)

[@georginak5836]

I feel like it’s trying to take ideas from the Sabrina franchise however it could never be as good as that show

[@StellaLoreley]

Is no one going to talk about how Jughead got “killed” by the first born curse even if he wasn’t a first born because he had Charles, that is clearly older than Jughead?

[@fatimashinju]

At this point, I feel bad for alex for watching Riverdale. I never watched Riverdale but I do follow these videos and even though alex explains almost everything ,I am confused AF when it comes to this freakin series.

[@carolfigueirars]

Me too, I only know stuff from the show from his vídeos.

[@NekoEcho13]

I love how Sabrina says 'there's something about this one' to Jughead instead of Archie. Like, even the show acknowledges Archie is the least interesting of the Archie Comics characters. Hilarious. 😂

[@bonniemessick8570]

plus Jughead looks like Nick scratch.

[@VidiaReePhoenix]

I just find it weird she was checking out the dead bodies. "Mm, yes. That cadaver over their got me feelin' things!"

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

I watched this video and there was so much I didn't understand that I thought I missed one. Nope. Riverdale is just that insane.

[@hayleyjones8484]

I used to read a ton of Archie comics as a kid, and the craziest story then was like Archie's car wouldn't start when he was supposed to pick Veronica up for a date

[@Mike_Dubo]

To be fair, he did meet up with the TMNT, and the Punisher.

[@griffingirl5805]

@@Mike_Dubo Man! I can only think of one thing to say to that... Booyahkashaaaaa!!

[@KeerthanaMadhioli]

12:35 - The Riverdale residents not being able to leave town and no one outside of Riverdale knowing anything about the bullshit that has been going on is literally the mid-season 3 finale of Once Upon a Time, except on that show, there was a least a consistent progression to get to that point 😂

[@despicablepenguin]

I tbh, think that they're stealing every plot point from other shows or at the very least throwing every popular genre they can fine. You could compare the larping board game thing to Stranger Things (although I don't remember that season that much so), the superhero stuff to Marvel which is pretty popular and honestly superheroes as a genre alone is pretty popular and the multiverse and then there's the time travel. Angels and demons kind of could come from Supernatural and now we've gone back in time and historical fiction shows are also very popular nowadays (i.e. The Queen's Gambit). I wouldn't be surprised if we went to regency era at some point. Although Riverdale show is ending and that might be too much for their budget (idk what the props or set looks like because I only watch the show from Alex's videos)

[@hannahadomat6889]

The comet should have really just hit them to end this madness and save all of us from whatever made Riverdale become a real thing

[@kingkalii188]

Was also in WandaVision

[@KennyNGA]

@@despicablepenguin more like stephen kings under the dome

[@khfan4life365]

Except OUAT was pretty consistent. From season 1 and onwards, the audience knew that Storybrooke was separate from our reality.

[@caffeinatednation8885]

I dropped the show a long time ago but still follow it through Alex's videos. My literal expression for this entire video was: 🤨 How. Can. They. Greenlight. This. Crap.

[@AscendantStoic]

This show didn't just jump the shark, it jumped the entire Elasmobranchii fish subclass going all the way back 450 million years to when the first proto-shark appeared.

[@antagonizingprotagonist8721]

When you said they brought in Sebrina Spellmen, I genuinely thought you were joking. Then I remembered this is Riverdale and they'll probably have Darth Vader as a final boss or something.

[@garzaaaa.j]

magine u hear his breathing effects at the end of the season 7 trailer

[@bigchungus8287]

And when they take off Vaders makes it is revealed that it was Michael Scott underneath the mask the whole time

[@LauraR0ckzLolz]

@@bigchungus8287 Mr. Bean will be the ex machina that saves the day 😂

[@bigchungus8287]

@@LauraR0ckzLolz but Mr bean will be revealed to be the long lost brother of Kanye West who restarts the nazi regime and then it will also be revealed that everything will be a dream from the perspective of Quandale Dingle

[@Halloweenish]

The most unbelievable part of this is that Jughead has a mind to enter.

[@YourFavspedupsongs]

This show has caused me immense stress, confusion , and anxiety but i do have to say it is very entertaning

[@toppix4688]

Remember the KEY EVENT for Riverdale to let this all start was the death of Cheryls Brother .... if you compare S1 with S6 its like from: "12 Reasons Why (styl-ish)" to "The Flash Meets Teen Wolf Meets High School Musical"

[@ericagarfinkel6482]

Bro my life has turned to shit more then usual I won’t get graphically nasty but yea you got me rollin in stitches with these videos so sincerely thank you Nick Scratch n Sniff…every other line has me dying

[@phoenixdzk]

Thanks for jumping on this grenade Alex, we wouldn't have made it without you

[@GriffinZambia]

Ok dont read my name......

[@supermedafighter]

God Alex's videos make this show even funnier than it already is. I'm going to miss these riverdale videos once the show comes to an end as there's just something special about watching Alex's soul just slowly dying with each insane/batsh*t plot the riverdale writers come up with each week. Can't wait to see how it all ends.

[@evilblonde]

13:10 The look on Cheryl's face when Veronica is about to kiss her! It's like she's been waiting for this all of her life!

[@marocapper3836]

14:00 made me laugh out loud😭