Riverdale - SNL

[@jaydengarcia]

“death is the wisest teacher in riverdale” is the most accurate depiction of riverdale lines ever

[@Raison_d-etre]

Really? People must be sages there then, having been taught the lessons.

[@amarijackson9270]

halsey literally speaks like she’s singing

[@hipeople.4212]

IKR

[@mohammadibrahim123]

Yea

[@Nippleless_Cage]

She's so cute

[@sakthivinoth1034]

She has the voice of an angel ❤

[@twilightfades_7]

420apache657 Get a life creep

[@happyandhapa5490]

I love how Kenan always plays the only guy who can see the obvious

[@witchypoorose5196]

Yes! He is SO funny with his facial expressions!!

[@CR-ce5lf]

Seriously 😩😂😂😂😂

[@Mylesperhour20]

that role is called an ‘audience surrogate’. The character in an absurd situation who represents what you feel when watching it. Kenan is very good underrated at it. I feel like they usually make Mikey day the audience surrogate. He’s definitely good at it but I think kenan might be better

[@mijinkim1445]

happyandhapa ㅑㅑ

[@happyandhapa5490]

Mijin Kim lmao 뭐라고 하셨죠?

[@equusquaggaquagga536]

A noisy corpse is the least weird thing on Riverdale.

[@hopper6094]

Lol

[@captainpotato6856]

Lmfao

[@lovingfalls]

Yep 💀✋

[@modiabcomedy]

Pete showing range makes me way happier than it should

[@limabean2]

I love pete so much lol

[@brendashelonko2149]

Agree Pete was great. He had kind of a Rami Malek as Freddie Mercury vibe.

[@kimjonglongdong3481]

Pete sucks

[@kimjonglongdong3481]

@@slicksquids so i had to tell youze all

[@streetrat48]

@@slicksquids They don't have to. Pete fucking sucks.

[@lindsey9650]

Holy shit. A skit where Pete doesn’t break character/laugh!?!???! Incredible.

[@brian554xx]

Hard to break character when you're dead, I guess.

[@ivyadie7570]

He smiled though He was holding it in lol

[@montablanc1]

@1:00 He almost cracked, but he soldiered through.

[@matthewsawczyn6592]

He was so close at points lol

[@lucaftf]

Pete doing an amazing job and people still being negative?????? Disgusting

[@kittengurl220]

Surprised no one broke with him thrashing on the table like that lmaoo

[@BlownMacTruck]

Vanna Del Rey You’re surprised when the actors actually do their jobs?

[@r-kayd]

Cause they made they guy that breaks do the stupid shit. If pete was jughead he would have been laughing the whole time.

[@melanatedforever]

@@Helen-Boucher-98 😂😂😂

[@kingly8569]

Vanna Del Rey Umm I broke 😂😂

[@Shinyarc]

Mizzy Jaymes “stank ass” that’s a unique insult if I’ve ever heard one, props to you

[@charlesfrederick8567]

FINALLY! We actually get Pete playing characters. This is what we want.

[@poptrixmania]

He did pretty well with accent too

[@lizardmandx]

@@poptrixmania I like how you even type that with accent

[@clay791]

It's cool they got Rami Malek to play Pete Davidson.

[@Hyeonminokcha]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@lawrencetchen]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@TyLormMackout1]

This is the funniest thing

[@witchypoorose5196]

😂🤣

[@SabrinaRina]

My thought exactly!!! 😂

[@Emily-ue1mt]

I screamed out loud when Pete started flopping

[@elsierice4089]

"failure for me is like slipping on an old coat" what a line. I love this.

[@Raesplendent]

"Oh Devin, I wanted to be the queen bae of this drab hive" "Jughead, I was an A1 river vixen" "my poor sweet Devin, what a cousin" "death is sad, Betty" sounds like riverdale dialogue

[@IHARumor]

I believe the first two are def based on actual lines from the show lol.

[@15thCrypt]

Sounds like a very tame version of Veronica

[@jdsucks429]

The first one sounds like what Veronica or Cheryl would say lol

[@anonymouscamelia9257]

please don't reply even tho her cousin is jason

[@Chemeleon15]

please don't reply “Queen Bey(once)”

[@ditdot609]

im so confused Pete is making me think corpses actually do that

[@morganstauter8660]

Corpses CAN make noises, but probably won’t unless you put weight on their chest or roll them over or something.

[@kayla2596]

@fbi ^^

[@pyramidhead6998]

They do, it's just completely exaggerated here.

[@yourfacehere_]

Comment sections are tight America says “fuck your education” at every turn so probably

[@newguy90]

In the very early days of KZbin (circa 2007), a mortician posted a video of a corpse sitting up on his embalming table due to rigor mortis. There was also another video of a corpse groaning due to escaping gases.

[@unholytwinz]

I lost it when Pete started going crazy in the gurnee

[@jamesroberts151]

Go suck him off. It’s not that funny.

[@VMonkies]

@@jamesroberts151 why are you watching this then?

[@jamesroberts151]

VMonkies What a moronic response. Is Pete the only one in the skit?

[@MrJasonAnthony]

Me too 😂🤣😂

[@gabbya6240]

@@jamesroberts151 he's the only one u seem fixated on enough to whine about lol projecting much?

[@gingerkatherina]

I think some of y'all got confused: Nobody ever said the acting on Riverdale is bad. All of the cast are excellent actors (maybe exept of cami). The thing that is bad is the writing and the dialogue they were given. That's what everyone is laughing about. Not the acting.

[@AN-bo5ej]

Oh it's 100% the writing. I feel bad for the actors.

[@cruelways]

yeah even the actors say the writing is wack

[@emilycress2895]

cole sprouse is a horrible actor, it was hard to figure that out bc i expected a suite life of zach and cody performance but he just isn’t a serious actor, it’s not for him. and yeah cami and him are p much the only bad actors

[@fiona-dw5cq]

@@emilycress2895 wtf they're all amazing actors

[@emilycress2895]

fifi hun if you think that i don’t think you’re paying attention, camila and cole are both horrible actors, didn’t say they were all bad but pretending the bad ones are good bc you like the show is juvenile. from an unbiased standpoint having seen the show, lots of them are great, some of them are very very bad

[@daniellebalouise9596]

Actually kinda clever of a sketch. I actually laughed when Pete's character sat up and explained why he was convulsing. I was not expecting that reasoning. Also, feels like this is the first time I've witnessed Pete actually playing a character.

[@jpobrien2123]

Go and a watch the Rudolph skit from the Jason Momoa ep

[@jakeallen476]

Actually actually actually

[@yabasic4105]

yeah, he breaks in all his others....

[@Hephzie101]

JP O'Brien yes!!! That’s one of my best Pete sketches. And Chad too

[@JohnnyRoseofVersailles]

@@Hephzie101 okay

[@annabelle1108]

pete actually acting makes me so happy

[@saneyakhattab262]

Pete violently banging his body on the table had me dying. This whole thing is one of the best things I’ve seen him do.😂😂😂

[@brenyatta]

Reminds me of when Mikey Day flailed around in the chair for the “Theater Donor” sketch

[@labellavita992]

Idk how any of them didn’t break character

[@brenyatta]

Well, for me, it was a funny sketch, but if you don’t agree, I respect that

[@kennyeoe]

Why is this lowkey better than Riverdale???

[@brianchikwendu1465]

This Is An Original Username it’s funnier but not as mysterious

[@dheekshaaaravind93]

@@brianchikwendu1465 ....mysterious?

[@mianordstrom157]

highkey*

[@tshepomabitsela4586]

Its not

[@eoinmulligan326]

Coz Riverdale is shit lol

[@greenghost2008]

They need Pete for this weird stuff

[@msuati2ude1]

No, they do not need this NO talent loser.

[@krisweber1336]

greenghost2008_Progressive like the lobster les miz sketch! 😂

[@OmniValor]

@@msuati2ude1 fuck you

[@davinci3478]

Pete Davidson is not a good actor he is a very writer however. They put him in the sketches more often because a lot of teenage girls know who he is and have started to watch the show because of it.

[@yerda9352]

DaVinci 3 a very writer?

[@anonymoususer4840]

why is no one talking about halsey???? i was like wait is tHAT HER?? ilhsm

[@freyaolivia3293]

Omg! I litrelly said the EXACT same thing right before I saw this comment

[@enjelikah]

Well... she was the host & musical guest for that night, so-

[@anonymoususer4840]

@@enjelikah yeah i had no idea she was the musical guest when i first saw this whoops lol

[@enjelikah]

Anonymous User lol her opening monologue was cute for this episode too!

[@BigSkyCards23]

@@freyaolivia3293 her acting was terrible

[@akeelanobee27]

This is the funniest I have ever seenPete Davidson. He actually let himself act instead of breaking character!!! I'm so happy for him because he's GOOD!!

[@aptopowerup]

except for when he started the sketch laughing and breaking character lol this sucks

[@2000jpangburn]

Are you kidding? He can’t even read the lines with out laughing. They should never laugh at their own jokes. Especially before they even tell them to the audience.

[@jettcord6834]

I read these three comments before watching the sketch...now watching... OK finished watching. Thought he did good. I didn't see him laugh or really break character. I agree with Keelolo V . Did you other two even watch the sketch?

[@jeaniebird999]

I had a hard time believing it's Pete! He's actually good! Pete, did _you_ know you could fucking act? I know I didn't! I just knew you were funny. Great job, Pete!

[@streetrat48]

Everyone saying Pete DIDNT break have no eye for acting talent. He laughed every line. He is the new Jimmy Fallon. Pete Davidson is god awful.

[@mircat530]

Archie coming in and saying "JUGHEAD... You betrayed me!" While Pete convulses on the table 😂😂 Lmaoooo

[@alizaloring3437]

The funniest part is that he didn't even answer bback with something like how can you be thinking about these at a time like this. It just had zero context and seemed insensitive at the moment

[@emic138]

wtf pete can do accents?

[@kyleelpel9402]

10 million dollars!

[@gnuibrunst]

no.... he clearly can't

[@jessewilliams1992]

Can he?

[@vicsehmbi8253]

most people can do accents....really badly

[@justlookntosmashomeleenosc3242]

He tried, i was more impressed that he kept it together

[@siri3441]

"Death is sad Betty." Guys, this is too accurate

[@elsaevran20]

Lol Pete with that mustache looks like Rami Malek as Freddie Mercury

[@skylerwtx]

I came to say this!

[@Shinyarc]

Elsa Evran Jesus Christ you’re right

[@Natinka222]

Oh god I love that

[@eddierayvanlynch6133]

We need a sketch of Pete doing "out-takes" from Bohemian Rhapsody. Or Freddie auditioning for movies. Just a thought...

[@adampickard9880]

If Pete's accents are this great why havent we had a H.R Pickens sketch

[@adampickard9880]

Please bring back Abraham H. Parnassus

[@Nimesay1]

@@adampickard9880 yessssss

[@tykitty3684]

Fr that shit was funny as hell

[@adwaitab.3622]

I crushhhhhhed him into the ground 🐦🐦🐦🐦

[@Md-sl2sy]

-"Who's H.R Pickens?"

[@jenniferlawless3565]

omg the "avenge me!" really got me laughing. And to be honest a talking farting, writing corpse is still less weird than Cheryl talking to Jason's corpse for a full season.

[@rage_of_aquarius]

And are there any deal breakers for Toni???

[@alizaloring3437]

@@rage_of_aquarius this made me laugh

[@alizaloring3437]

So true

[@Wheeeeeitsgoingon]

"death is sad Betty" The dialog is actually like Riverdale lmao 😂

[@sageemilianaalberto1611]

"failure for me is like slipping on an old coat" what a line. I love this.

[@mateoconk]

“Just sort of worked out for me, rent wise.”

[@connorclose3084]

i scrolled the whole comment section to see if anyone would mention that

[@phoebl9832]

these lines are better than the ones on the actual show

[@connielynch7217]

honestly?? pretty realistic given riverdale’s track record

[@YTFlove4ever]

How do you mean

[@mollyhughes860]

connie lynch Don’t insult Riverdale because I’m going to drop a #cherlbombshell I’m jk though Ik it’s not for everyone

[@MsPurpleStuff]

@@mollyhughes860 ew.

[@Danbo22987]

YTFlove4ever the last season has jumped the shark after the series already jumped the shark and then it humped the shark, made a mutant shark baby and then jumped that shark

[@valerier4789]

The writing on Riverdale ever since the beginning of the second season had been absolute impulsive trash, that’s what we mean.

[@emmabell5646]

put Pete in more sketches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@berkleybell1985]

he was so funny in this and the Rudolf sketch, he needs to act more on the show!!!!!!

[@haelotny6523]

Um...no.

[@gregluther4762]

Nooooo

[@taybrock3980]

@@haelotny6523 what he is sooo fucking funny

[@taybrock3980]

@@gregluther4762 yasss

[@firstnamelastname4325]

In case you haven't noticed I'm weird I'm a weirdo I don't fit in and I don't wanna fit it Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on thats weird

[@finnbenham]

I'm wEiRd

[@ellas.7679]

firstname lastname wHy aRe yOu gEtTiNg sO uPsEt? iTs jUsT a pArTy jUg!

[@maron.0338]

Ella Schiavo845 it’s the fact that you don’t know Or EvEn caRE THAT THIS IS THE LAST 👏 THING 👏 THAT I 👏 WOULD WANT👏

[@anine7212]

@@maron.0338 (I’m extremely late to this, but whatever) yOu DiD tHiS fOr YoU. tO pRoVe SoMeThInG…

[@mollyfountain2304]

Pete seemed to genuinely enjoy being in this skit. It makes me happy to see him laugh

[@Hephzie101]

He looks like Rami Malek here Lmfaaooo

[@krisweber1336]

Hephzie Berry he played was Mr. Robot in a sketch a few years ago, it’s like they’re twins 😂

[@Hephzie101]

Kris Weber I know haha! I kept thinking of that sketch too lmao

[@carollipton4584]

No. The person who he looks like is the great European character actor and silent star, Adolphe Menjou. silenthollywood.com/adolphemenjou.html

[@ChocolateMuffin308]

for some weird reason he reminds me of Elon Musk here O.o

[@eddierayvanlynch6133]

I hoped he would scream "Galileo! "

[@carringtonhunter5079]

1:55 had me dead omg 😂 “Sorry Rick I know I was flat in that” “THERE WAS A MAN RIDICULOUSLY SHAKING BEHIND YOU”

[@zackberger3801]

They all deserve Emmys for not breaking when Pete plays the corpse.

[@thechristianteen9167]

When Pete started making noises I started laughing. However when started looking like a dead fish flopping like that I almost lost it.

[@CinnamonXstasyNC777]

@1:26 “The fox 🦊 ran into the vol-can-o!!” She’s trying not to laugh at Pete lol but you can tell she good job holding it in I know I couldn’t 🤣

[@Haiitsamirah]

Is that Halsey?? she sounds like how she sings 😂

[@faerieliana]

@Aglet Knight what? why?

[@sofiasarzosa]

her cursive accent is impeccable

[@supraguy4694]

So, badly?

[@mercedesdrake9113]

pete thrashing around and yelling 'avenge me' were the best parts lmao

[@Locsmth]

No one is pointing out how accurately parodied these characters are. Lol

[@Jiovi92]

YAS PETE! SHOWING THAT ACTING RANGE! I feel like a proud mom.

[@OMegShiff]

Pete's acting in this skit was the best he's done. too funny.

[@burpie3258]

agreed!

[@RanaPrabat]

"I'M GOOD IF YOU'RE GOOD"

[@CHilla415]

This might be one of the better-acted, funnier sketches Pete Davidson has done lol. The convulsing and the "AVENGE ME!" were great. The added bonus of him and Keenan going back and forth is always good too.

[@sterlingkart9562]

*"The fox ran into the volcano."*

[@laurengerrity4502]

That was so damn funny

[@paulinabringas98]

Pete carried this sketch and it was amazing! Love seeing him be more than just in the background, it was absolutely hilarious

[@OvSpP]

Halsey playing Lili playing Betty on Riverdale. I can die a happy woman now.

[@carollipton4584]

They should cast Halsey to play Kim Novak.

[@OvSpP]

Carol Lipton I was thinking Halsey should play Lightning Lass. I mean she's probably willing to dye her hair which already kinda looks the part and would be exact if styled, kiss a girl, and her first superhero role (Wonder Woman last year in TTGTM) went pretty well. It's seems like a good move and I think she'd take it if offered. But seriously, whos Kim Novak?

[@lilmess5234]

Jade Nguyen I was looking for a comment about Halsey!

[@GirlInPieces6296]

Pete Davidson looks and sounds exactly like Freddie Mercury in this. 😂

[@alliecardinal1768]

katie abram what he sounds literally nothing like Freddie...

[@maximilianmin1786]

great to see Pete not acting as himself that was gold

[@JAI-fw4el]

"Roll the film" "This isn't film" Caught me dead

[@egvillaproductions4112]

When did riverdale’s acting get so much better?

[@dizzymisslizzy1428]

Erick Villarreal and the writing. Holy shit

[@WaltzingWhales4]

I love the actors, but the script is horse 💩

[@Mandy_rdtz]

When Pete started flopping around like a dead fish I began to violently laugh.

[@iamskippy]

02:49 KT: *And ACTION* PD: *_And CUT_* *Look... Let me just make sure I understand what you want, because* *_you sir_* *are a* *_TERRIBLE DIRECTOR_* 😂😂😂

[@charod8423]

"You want a totally inaccurate portrayal of a dead body"

[@kickassviv]

would’ve been way funnier if they just did a straight up riverdale parody without the corpse. that show sets itself up lol

[@DogNamedWatson]

I agree. But it's SNL, so I don't know what I expected.

[@hiimorla]

Agitated Snake that wasn’t SNL, that was jimmy fallon

[@makattack01]

how did they not start laughing when pete was thrashing around???

[@GLamoRousCooKie]

The funny thing is this parody has better writing and acting than actual Riverdale.

[@laurenring9721]

I completely agree with writing, but I think the cast is very nice at acting

[@UrgentHorizon]

@@laurenring9721 its hard to tell if they can really act because the writing after season 1 was a bit 'off' 🤔

[@miagonzo5522]

i lost it when he violently started moving omg i am crying 😂😂😭

[@aus10smith]

That’s it. Favorite Pete character.

[@HelenTudor-Douglas]

But what about.....Chad? ( ok )

[@witchypoorose5196]

Same!

[@sadie7035]

Corpses actually can move and make noises after death. It is terrifying

[@victorrhams3429]

I'm getting a lot of Freddie Mercury vibes here lol.

[@dumpstercub2902]

I think it's the voice

[@cameronwiley9412]

Yep classic dead body sounds. "AVENGE MEEEEE!!!"

[@markaltman6678]

1:50 Stephen Hillenberg rolling over in his grave when they did sicko mode instead of sweet victory in the halftime show

[@pm6129]

I love when K.T plays the producer/director 😂

[@Krypton_Risen]

Pete would make a great Freddie Mercury

[@idonthaveaname8952]

R u serious? Ffs

[@KathyTOEFLTeacherLessons]

He does have that inflection

[@annic7995]

That's what I told my friends. I love Feddie Mercury, but I didn't like who was portraying him. Too exaggerated.

[@monalisasmile6629]

True, although he's much taller than Freddy.

[@melissaechevarria6018]

Oddly enough I think this was Pete’s best sketch 😂

[@deaf-tomcat]

I'm never gonna be able to watch any show with corpses lying around because of this. Thanks a lot Pete.

[@roselieber]

Right- not to mention funerals.....

[@theTrend7]

😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😄😄

[@annaaguilar1927]

When he started twitching!!!!! AHHHHH I CANTTTTT

[@TheYourmyxp]

Pete "killed" this sketch

[@kendrawallace2488]

Pete. I’m so excited that you brought your talents to another skit! You’re , legit, the funniest on the show since Dana Carvey, for real.

[@jourdepluie_x]

When he started thrashing around violently I lost it 😂

[@delycan4912]

Clayface in Harley Quinn animated be like:

[@jennasmith9309]

EXACTLY! I 'm glad I'm not the only who thought that.

[@robbieredrum5953]

This was pretty good. "I lived in a morgue for 3 months." Haha🤣

[@sherpeters]

Lol...the morgue ....it helped ...rent wise.

[@MA-fl8yy]

two firsts for me first time hearing halsey's speaking voice,,, she sounds like she's singing first time genuinely laughing at something pete davidson did on snl- "i'm good if you're good" that one got me

[@baldmitzvah]

We need more skits with Pete like THIS!!!

[@aaazzure]

When Pete started like jumping off of the gurney- IM CRYING LMFAOOOO

[@grosscatxl5831]

Really good performance from Pete!👌🏽

[@kevindube7096]

If the man actually read KZbin comments, all these “good job Pete!” pity-comments would be laughed at & shrugged off

[@YTFlove4ever]

@@kevindube7096 oh yeah you'd know cos you're in his head

[@roselieber]

@@kevindube7096 Besides SNL Pete's got a movie coming out and he's hanging out with Kate Beckinsale. I'm pretty sure no one feels sorry for him (jealous, sure, but not sorry). I know some of Ariyana's tween fans are still butthurt, but it's time to let it go. He's moved on, you should too.

[@kevindube7096]

The point is, none of us who deal with depression appreciate when people are *suddenly* giving compliments that come from pity. It always feels fake.

[@bennettrogers7944]

Beck as Jughead is absolutely sending me

[@danyellejones2799]

they finally let Pete shine an do his thing like the 🌟 he is! he was great in this sketch

[@clabonwilkey7246]

This is the best acting I've ever seen from Pete Davidson.

[@emmaeek]

1:40 didn’t realize that was Halsey until the way she said now 😂

[@Rex_Crackerz]

i loved the "this isn't film" line. they may think that no one appreciated it but I DID. I APPRECIATED IT

[@deelee1569]

Finally, some range from this dude.

[@AndyDuphresne]

Bruh I need Lionel Rogers as a recurring character. He could be an dead guy, barista, guy on the sidewalk... as long as he’s a random background character putting too much effort into his character. Hell, he could even have other careers.

[@Doomfruit]

Pete owns this.

[@cassandraclover9830]

"AVENGE ME," screams the original Archie comic series every single time another episode of Riverdale airs.

[@OTDub]

"Failure for me is like slipping on an old coat" Damn bro, I feel you. 😔😩

[@gregorbaby4269]

1:27 "Thee FOX ran into the vol-CANO" gets me every time 😂 😂... Even Heidi & Kenan almost broke their characters at that line 😂 😂

[@thecharchive1020]

Heidi? Do you mean Halsey?

[@gregorbaby4269]

No I mean Heidi Gardner, regular SNL cast member, the brunette assistant standing beside Kenan

[@MakoRuu]

Holy shit, Kenan Thompson lost so much weight.

[@TT-bp9rz]

1:44 where it all went wrong 😂🤣😂🤣

[@babiirae729]

Each time I watch Pete go crazy on the grungy it makes me laugh harder each and every time 🤣 most likely my favorite skit with Pete besides the teacher trials

[@brianj4090]

I knew he was really dead when he yelled ‘avenge me!’ as all corpses do

[@Hephzie101]

Pete is an amazing actor. I love him so much 😭

[@sadiemae9827]

Pete was so good in this!! I want to see more characters from him! *Great job Pete*

[@emilym7251]

This is one of the funniest snl skits I've seen in a while. It made me actually laugh out loud

[@alenaivanov3868]

This is the kind of content that keeps me and the fam going. Pure gold. Thanks for the laughs, everyone.