"JoJo No. 5" A JoJo Song Parody By: Riverdude

A JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Parody of the song "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
This song combination was a match made in heaven and I have had this song done for over two months now, I just needed to make the video for it
I hope ya'll enjoy it as much as you enjoyed the "You Spin Me Righ Round" Parody
Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen, this is JoJo Number Five
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the Bosses Tower in Venice
The boys say they wanna betray the Boss
But I really don't wanna
This part doesn’t last longer than a week
We kill any foe because talk is cheap
I like Bruno, Narancia, Abbachio and Mista
And as I continue you know they getting deader
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me is winning it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good, let me say so, please play me the piano
A little bit of Giorno to give sum life
A little bit of Bruno to only live twice
A little bit of Fugo before he leaves
A little bit of Abbachio to drink sum pee
A little bit of Mista with the gun
A little bit of Trish to sing a song
A little bit of Narancia, here I am
A little bit of you gives me a stand
Look up and down and move to the sound
Turn the music up a notch
Put your hand on your crotch
Take one step left and one step right
Arms out front and spin to the side
Slap your thighs once and thrust your hips twice
And if it looks like this then you doing it right
A little bit of Giorno to give sum life
A little bit of Bruno to only live twice
A little bit of Fugo before he leaves
A little bit of Abbachio to drink sum pee
A little bit of Mista with the gun
A little bit of Trish to sing a song
A little bit of Narancia, here I am
A little bit of you gives me a stand
A little bit of Giorno to give sum life
A little bit of Bruno to only live twice
A little bit of Fugo before he leaves
A little bit of Abbachio to drink sum pee
A little bit of Mista with the gun
A little bit of Trish to sing a song
A little bit of Narancia, here I am
A little bit of you gives me a stand
I do all to make sure I will conquer you
'Cause you can't run and you can't hide
It looks like you will forever die
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[@GuyFransis]

The Jojo community has gained a wierd al yankovich.

[@TheSleepingSeer]

ARU YANKOBIKU

[@Kodbunchofnumbers]

So we exist in the jojo universe

[@noku75]

_Riverdude has joined your party!_

[@nancystafford5179]

"Who sang Jojo #5, a parody of Mamba #5?" "Riverdude" "Good grief. It really is you. Only you would know stupid stuff like that."

[@AnhNgoc-kr2jo]

Weird btw

[@vanterlexx1880]

Giorno: “Please, ill do anything to join the gang!” Polpo: “You know Mambo number 5?”

[@nasrulfatah2998]

Giorno: Yes, i know every version of it including official ,non official, even a fan made" Polpo: "We got a new boss"

[@catharinakapp1442]

@@nasrulfatah2998 Giorno: *Sings this to the gang to get better with them* The whole gang: I love this man, and he is the best of us

[@andrewphillips4681]

@@catharinakapp1442 well all except abbachio

[@classiest]

@@catharinakapp1442 fuck you giorno

[@melissahaik9938]

@@classiest trash ur mean

[@sundial5879]

jojo part 5 in 4 minutes be like:

[@kirbgaming8192]

Alisamo **points knife at you** *you will now tell me where you got your profile pic*

[@omegawilliam9571]

*4*

[@mickytherat8020]

4

[@R3dieye]

Kirby’s Coming for games lol I want it too

[@herothemaster6577]

In song format

[@theman1133]

"A little bit of hands is all i need." Probably kira

[@thesilly3950]

A lil bit of calm* 😂😂😂

[@kirkariate]

A little bit of calmness is what I seek

[@josephjames9118]

More like “ A little bit of a quiet life..”

[@golduck7495]

@@kirkariate what are you doing here mee6

[@furretta]

N O T T O D A Y S A T A N N O T T O D A Y

[@user-be8od8ms9e]

A little bit of Fugo, before he leaves I believe this - is a masterpiece

[@heretotakeyourkneekaps4121]

Yes,I think you are right

[@TheOverlordEND]

Its brilliant

[@ericregis3912]

This gonna be a masterpiece in Europe

[@pie6029]

@@ericregis3912 inspired by a song by Gyro Zepelli fron another universe - Pizza Mozarella

[@hooeythegreat1987]

Best boi UwU

[@Tired-Sunny]

the gang after all this is over: “that was a very intense week”

[@skippitydippity]

or just mista giorno and trish sadly

[@omoriperocondrip9130]

@@skippitydippity no Best boi, mamma mafia and the goth will watch them using a TV in heaven, then Narancia drinks some soda and says "Well Bruno, that was a very intense week, was it ?"

[@virael3801]

@@omoriperocondrip9130 Along with every other JoBro (and Jonathan) who died in Part 1 - 5. I don't care if it doesn't make sense why they would get together, this is my headcanon.

[@paulolucero9864]

@@skippitydippity and Fugo

[@O.D25]

Kakyoin Noriaki Well IF we count purple haze feedback as canon, then Fugo is also back in the gang

[@TheUselessMana]

Respecting Mista by not putting him as four in the beginning. You are a good man.

[@andimagnaye1583]

But placing him in a song that 4 minitues.....

[@epitaph4606]

I agree

[@k4z2K]

Guido Mista Who are you, imposter

[@themphantom9138]

Glad I've read this because I have noticed it too. XD

[@iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310]

I feel really tempted to change my name to guido mista to attract a fourth mista... Anyways, counting from down to up Mista's line is fourth, so he's not in the clear yet

[@bisexualichigo4227]

“I little bit of Bruno to only live twice.” It hurts my heart

[@teedoes]

Avdol: "First time?"

[@blipblop8959]

Funny valentine: second time ?

[@Layth09]

Dio: "Third time?"

[@yuushime]

Rohan: Forth time?

[@cristensullivan7301]

A little bit of Narancia, *impaled on some pipes* I dunno boss, seems like *a yikes.*

[@whippethacreem7299]

A little bit of Jonathan in my life A little bit of Josephu by my side A little bit of Jotaro is all I need A little bit of Josuke is what I see A little bit of Giorno in the sun A little bit of Jolyne all night long A little bit of Johnny here I am *Help because I don't know who I am.*

[@KonoDio2505]

A little bit of Jolyne all night long💀

[@thegayagenda4589]

And now we have "A little bit of Jodio to sell some crack"

[@nope12425]

You crated pure Gold expirience

[@Lucien_M]

"A little bit of you gives me a stand" Dio: uh oh.

[@andrewphillips4681]

Jotaro: so it's the same type of stand has star Platinum

[@carlwebber4094]

@@andrewphillips4681 Star platinum Gold Experience Requiem The World:Stops time for everyone and everything is put back to what it originally was

[@andrewphillips4681]

@@carlwebber4094 yes but can it deflect the emerald splash

[@carlwebber4094]

@@andrewphillips4681 no one can

[@budgetinsomniac665]

@@carlwebber4094 sweats in the start of part 3

[@wilshires]

A lil' bit of Mista with a G U N

[@guruthemaster4516]

G U N

[@froggylord655]

G U N

[@jordinosaurio]

G U N

[@the25fpsmaster24]

I read this coincidentally at the same part of the song

[@Metalbook48391]

G U N

[@zawarudo7806]

"So can you explain part 5 for me?" Me:

[@Spark____]

[B]ROAD ROLLER DA!!!

[@gutzeater]

This is what the earth needs in these times

[@kmh021963able]

it’s been 18 seconds how do you know it’s good

[@gutzeater]

@@kmh021963able because it's riverdude

[@bluu1834]

ok but this is actually such a bop

[@rachellekaleel7298]

its a parody of another song, but yeah, i agree

[@monuments8209]

@@rachellekaleel7298 ReAlLy? iTs A pArOdY?!

[@josephvissarionovichstalin4843]

@@monuments8209 what Rachelle is trying to say is that only the lyrics have been changed and no musicality was original.

[@josephvissarionovichstalin4843]

And since the original song is a bop the same would apply to this

[@shadowdragon2730]

the lyrics especially make this the bop it is

[@iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310]

Last verse (Soft voice) "A little bit of Fugo before he leaves" (L O U D) "A LITTLE BIT OF ABBACHIO TO DRINK SOME PEE"

[@cristensullivan7301]

"A little bit of Mista, with a *G U N"*

[@vibethecat4194]

"a lil bit of TISHA TO SING A SOONG"

[@Spark____]

Ima Just vibe along

[@PD-bp3lw]

"A lITLLE bIT NARANCIA hErE I AM"

[@vibethecat4194]

"A lil bit of U gives mE a stan..D"

[@XZeldagirlXxx]

2:40 Moody blues: play the refrain again. This is just perfect.

[@reroman3950]

So... Doki Doki Crazy Noisy Bizzare Club?

[@mettatonneo1147]

ReroMan ^

[@Vergil_in_a_plastic_chair]

Not funny. Prepare to die. ZA WARUDO.

[@Machialemmi]

Oh no

[@iwuvmonika5559]

Diavolo death 2017 - Deleted by Monika for trying to get between her and the player.

[@katkapatkatapiratka]

Just Rohan~

[@conradvallon5661]

This helped calm everyone's nerves

[@moha94vss38]

I,Giorno giovanna have achieved my dream.

[@konoponopy7053]

Diavolo dying at the end technically makes this song canon lmfao. this was a massive bop! 10/10 would listen to this on loop again 😳👉👈

[@jordinosaurio]

Frick u right

[@amrealdio]

And again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again

[@Medikars]

They should replace Fighting Gold and Traitors Requiem with this.

[@lahar2412]

spoilers tho

[@Ham_991]

I like the song, but it doesn’t beat Fighting Gold.

[@bongo912]

MinusLinLin agree

[@anaespiritu4609]

I'm the 69th like and I only replied to make it 5 replies.

[@virael3801]

@@lahar2412 That's why it fits perfectly as a JoJo opening

[@dantemaquiavelli9039]

This looks like something Scrub would do. Did he pay you?

[@DiegoGonzalez-mc7mq]

Maybe Scrub is Riverdude's Doppio. *Maybe Riverdude and Scrub actually the same person.*

[@Boxycloud]

@@DiegoGonzalez-mc7mq :0

[@thecatapultdio4717]

Diego Gonzalez Scrub would probably be Riverdudes Diavolo.

[@waffelz1204]

@@DiegoGonzalez-mc7mq whos scrub??

[@Sayyaa2525]

@@waffelz1204 a jojotuber

[@endergenesis2618]

"ooooh noo kakyoin only had 50 days of friendship" Giorno:was abused, father left him, had friendship for less than a week

[@justsomeguy1014]

Well he still has mista and Trish and is a mob boss now so he’s doing a bit better now while kakyoin died without saying goodbye to his parents and they didn’t even know why he left

[@andygray5366]

His true mom also died twice, so there's that

[@davidwolf8848]

Last time I was this early, Danny was still alive.

[@SilverVolo]

@GagaManlovesYou You er... you mean that ironically right?

[@pancakecommanderandbowser2279]

@@SilverVolo you just got to assume everyone means things ironically

[@Daigo_Ryan]

F for Danny the dog

[@user-fq2vd3uw2s]

Ok but diavolo dying to this song was just.... yes Edit: imma need an infinite loop of this with the sound

[@shadowdragon2730]

right click vid and press loop

[@alvarofs131]

How many times have you replayed this video? "How many breads have you eaten in your entire life?"

[@mettatonneo1147]

“To the boss’s tower in Venice.” IT’S IN ITALY SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMN IT! THAT CRAP PISSES ME OFF!

[@andrewphillips4681]

I hope you and the pavement share a long passionate kiss

[@Spark____]

I’ll get the road roller da

[@alexschmitz6872]

Venzia is the correct term I feel you

[@diotoast3502]

alright ghiaccio

[@_goldspade_]

I wonder how that would sound while singing oh wait it doesn't...I guess Venice stays boys

[@1njun]

I was waiting for this the entire time lmao Edit: I somehow found this very wholesome 😂

[@eertikrux666]

JJBA Mochi did I just witness you change profile pic???

[@TheAvenidas]

I laugh so hard with this one! you need to make one about part 7 with the Johnny be good parody song, or a kira video with some david bowie parody song

[@Kodbunchofnumbers]

For kira a parody of underpressure by queen and David Bowie

[@breadbreadonthefloor]

Looks like that wish came true

[@ksporty15]

You're Johhy wish came true and thank so much it is a banger

[@Crackawiz]

*rockfeller street jojo parody when? (Jk i love this)

[@ibavider]

JOJOVELLER street

[@mosupple9461]

Got here faster than giorno became boss.

[@demixx1114]

Got here before Araki was born

[@nkyiem]

Got here before the universe was born

[@skelerex5463]

@@nkyiem wow you're really fast

[@starlight724]

@Annan Khondker got here before the creation of universe cause i watched this before i made my youtube acc

[@Ty_NYC]

I like how he mentioned Mista as the fourth person... twice

[@thelaughingrouge]

This was great. Next should be steel ball run Johnny be good. 🎵It's true he couldn't stand up or walk so well but he could race him a horse as easy as ringing a bell!🎵

[@aidanbutterworth2376]

Am I the only one who seems to notice the trend that whenever polnareff is in a part only three members of the main gang are seen at the end the part

[@ragubrandtomatosauce9889]

hold on your onto something

[@flyer3154]

Well you can't have 4

[@jonesjones6279]

I think this is the best song you’ve done, really matches the energy and style of your singing in my opinion. Looking forward to whatever you do next!

[@blur7491]

"I like Bruno, Narancia, Abbacchio and Mista" Mista is the 4th one. No dignity.

[@pk_ades]

Ok. This Chanel is a masterpiece.

[@anaespiritu4609]

It's official, I fell in love with this dude's voice.

[@RiverdudeCovers]

*finger guns*

[@anaespiritu4609]

*finger guns and a wink*

[@andrewphillips4681]

Finger guns and accidentally shoots mista in the head

[@Choppa2]

riverdudes stands ability is making any song he covers 100x better

[@justfireanimations9221]

I finally understand why mista trusts giorno so much. he is the 5th jojo

[@ECHO-87]

Yes

[@kaliburrx372]

i love how the torture dance actually fit within lyrics, great work as always!

[@edthanoll1923]

That voice at the start creeped me out...

[@dewotm8]

This is going in my very specific playlist

[@railion4730]

Dewot M8 it’s already in my funeral playlist soo

[@thexviith6780]

"A little bit of you gives me a stand" ..you don't say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@pinkiiana]

Petition to put this masterpiece on spotify pls😭😭😭

[@lbsans9575]

Yes

[@Babyartmusicpickle]

I love just how happy this guy sounds when he sings

[@XZeldagirlXxx]

Mista would be very relieved to see that he isn't the fourth being introduced.

[@moha94vss38]

It's nice that you didnt say 4 by showing mista.

[@ethanl5527]

0:24 _angry ghiaccio noises_

[@_Yes._]

I , Giorno Giovanna , have a song stuck to my head

[@KariIzumi1]

I gotta say I appreciate the details in this one that manages to hit all the highlights of Part 5. I also enjoyed the effort in adding harmonies in the chorus that IIRC weren't there in the original 👍👌

[@alchemyofexsistence2450]

Riverdude better be happy he didn’t make the song Jojo no.4

[@skelerex5463]

Logicc

[@maygreen5653]

You never fail to impress. I think this is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while

[@federicobinaghi8118]

This is so well done that I initially thought that it was an AMV

[@grantlazarovici6819]

This is probably my favorite one you've done, nice work

[@notangevip537]

Omg this is very good! This sure is a *gold experience*

[@chippy82577]

Oh yes im vibin This is thigh-slippin, hip-thrusting spectacular

[@chippy82577]

Thigh-slappin' but I'll leave it unchanged cause its funny

[@AP-cs4tk]

Awesome cover and it’s cool it was uploaded on my birthday

[@bronzebell]

This is godly, this is now going to be in my JJBA Music. Thank you for this.

[@redhoodie4111]

Golden Wind has my favorite art style, but it's a total fever dream of a season

[@rubyclarke9174]

this bops hard man! good job :)

[@robinberardine6779]

I can’t stop watching with, good job making content like this! :3

[@SacredHeart56]

It should be: A little bit of Trish who is underage *coughs*

[@andrewphillips4681]

I mean so is giorno

[@NinaNooneknows]

Half of the team is underage really, although Trish (alongside Giorno and Mista) gets treated the most sexually in canon. I've taken to picturing all shippy content in an aged-up alternate universe for my peace of mind. Especially with those three, since it's the most... realistic.

[@andrewphillips4681]

@@NinaNooneknows i mean to be fair shonen is made for teenagers, so it makes sense that they wouldn't mind making teens a bit more attractive and fan servicey

[@NinaNooneknows]

@@andrewphillips4681 It's still weird, and I don't think it's good or healthy for the teens themselves if 15-year-olds being treated sexually is normalized. Actual 15-year-olds can be attracted to 18-year-olds all the same (that's what the characters look like in the series anyway), but adults shouldn't be attracted to 15-year-olds - which makes it very awkward to produce fan content of the show, and real gross people can gain more confidence from people saying "if they look x it's fine" (since it can apply for real life too, where it's of course NOT fine). It's a nuanced issue that could've been easily avoided by making them a bit older, which would more realistically match the way they act too, and the "younger teens being able to relate" issue shouldn't really be in the way of that here given that they act nothing like actual mid-teens (and it's debatable if the show is appropriate for younger teens).

[@andrewphillips4681]

@@NinaNooneknows Japan has way different standards

[@rouki_chan]

Im listening to this song on repeat 💗 Very niceu!

[@dabi2774]

This was a well done cover good job riverdude keep up the parodies man!!

[@godofyall2613]

Damn this is one of your best works yet, the lyrics fit so well. A true masterpiece

[@mememeh7572]

ahhh this is awesome!♥♥♥ can't stop listening...

[@n.w.4870]

This quarantine makes you extremely creative

[@Lillith_is_Wooper]

Omfg this is a work of art

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

How do you make such quality covers, damn dude lol

[@Speedx67]

I didn't know I needed this until it was made

[@jolynekujobackfromprison744]

Been a while since I have seen this much JoJo quality, and we haven't even gotten to my part yet!

[@critch7514]

These lyrics are just Gold

[@XiELEd4377]

POV: You're Diavolo but reincarnated as a stand arrow

[@jees1820]

Its so good, I really like it

[@T3RR0R_Bunny]

This was amazing....more like this please

[@elegantzahando7500]

Now i will explain the ability of King Crimson so simple that everyone will understand... *YOU FELL FOR IT F----------* *A-ATTACK?!* W-what just happened??

[@toothpasteghost]

Bro this is amazing

[@hamishhewitt6075]

why is this so good

[@tomy3235]

BRO YOU ARE SO CREATIVE

[@furry_menace9621]

È bellissimo. L'ho guardato per 5 ore It's beautiful i've looked at this for 5 hours now

[@bennettmoseley2622]

H-How does this work so well

[@knownevildoer]

this made my day thank you

[@jennifersodre6400]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! This is sooooo amazing

[@cleliacarratello]

Riverdude: drop a new song Jojo fandom: Talanted, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopper, spectacular, never the same, totally unique

[@Infernape1998]

You took a song I like and a anime I love and made a masterpiece.

[@andresvazquez1259]

If this isn't in my wedding im not geting married

[@akoskovacs6830]

I can't believe you didn't introduce Mista as the 4th one. Anyway, loving it.

[@r.blanchemin7853]

This is it. The best Jojo parody ever made 😭😭

[@sweetea8606]

OH MY DIO! this is legit amazing!

[@witchypods]

THIS IS SO GODLY OML

[@MrDio2505]

Underrated content detected

[@samwic9372]

this makes me so happy and so sad at the same time

[@Boricosa]

Such a great parody

[@GHE_05]

*Oh boy I was waiting for this*

[@natsuki7253]

"JoJo no. 5" The fact that it's actually number five because it's part 5 is so fitting considering these lyrics.

[@henrysutherland5292]

this is great!

[@osoxyagami]

I came to your channel thanks to Billy Joel original video song, lol, didn't think I would find such good parodies

[@millirizzy3996]

I don’t get how you have the courage to post this, I had a world record on a game and didn’t post it because I felt like I didn’t do good enough

[@Sammiee5597]

Omg you actually took my request thank you so much I think I'll die happy now ;w;