Sick Bao Goes FULL CØØMER

What am I hearing.....
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[@Vid_Katt]

She isn’t trying to hide her insanity at this point

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

Insane with lust holy hell

[@ErikPT]

Bold of you to assume she ever could.

[@xarezarcs4125]

I dont think there’d be much point anymore

[@alexangels]

Don’t think anyone can fix her but they can definitely control her

[@DetectiveOlivaw]

Never been truer words

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

Numi and her "love collar"

[@etherealhawk]

I'm a 6'5" British military guy. So close to the sun

[@KingAnge978]

Go help bao recover lol 😭

[@Rurik_Luci]

Run. You aren't safe.

[@fiyahquacker2835]

@@Rurik_Luci towards or away?

[@thelordofcringe]

Godspeed, soldier.

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

Thank you for your sacri-I mean s-service 😅🫡

[@elina6969]

I love how Yuzu's model's lips are moving like she's speaking but Bao took away her voice

[@Sullysully5]

I like how that is the only thing you comment on…

[@Ars3nic.]

bao is ursula and it’s canon

[@LucidFlameX]

She thinks she's entering her third hyperfixation. Honey, I think you dove off the deep end a while back.

[@ErikPT]

Bao is not degenerate she is downright otherworldly down bad

[@dead-claudia]

por que no los dos

[@sturmcalleopard.2]

she is loco bro im conceerned

[@PayneCabal1]

"A 6'10" Austrian war criminal corking me in the back" Quality entertainment right here. *favorited*

[@Samgularity]

I jokingly said "i want to make her worse" one stream but... i think any worse would be criminal

[@Freekymoho]

She is inches away from jail

[@TheChristmasNinja12]

I think the third hyperfixation is entering her....

[@davidquinn5955]

call of duty shoot a mans, wolf man, and what else?

[@glarnboudin4462]

Nothing’s entering her that’s her problem.

[@jennih261]

imagin the pure christian soldier who sees THIS crawlin up to him & thinks he's beein attacked by a succubus. i think he'd legit start crying xD

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

Reminds me of one vid on Newgrounds by Derpixon, I believe it's called "Fandeltales: The Cursed Prince". That's essentially what Bao became lmfao

[@JD3Gamer]

I desperately need to see Yuzu's reaction to this

[@RandalXVI]

Shell probably just do her yuzu screech

[@pandagosyndicate9120]

Well then....NNN is starting off with a bang huh?

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

A bang? THIS IS A GATDAMN COOM TSUNAMI

[@ErikPT]

As a wise woman said: nonstop nut November

[@fiscarton92]

It isn’t for her.

[@BouncingTribbles]

I remember a couple years ago everyone thought 6'3 was tall, lol, now everywhere I turn it's 6'5 this and 6'10 that

[@CrazeeAdam]

people quite honestly have some odd fantasies.. like if people want people that tall.. they're talking about like, quite literally like less than 1% in the world are 6'5" or taller.. if people want someone who is 6' or taller we are still talking about only 14% IN THE WORLD... meaning.. in your given country.. you're really not likely to find either... but good luck to those who are looking

[@SiegeCow-gg3ej]

Meanwhile, in reality, 5'11" still is and will likely continue to be pretty tall.

[@Bussy-Hunter]

@@CrazeeAdam It depends on the country. 6' is super rare in Japan, but very common in the Nordic countries like Scandinavia. But yeah, 6'5" and up being someone's preference is just kink shit.

[@dana-wrath]

to be fair lorewise könig is supposed to be insanely tall (i think even more than ghost) but 6'10 seems impossible

[@yedhukrishna855]

Ok thats enough internet for today

[@ErikPT]

Gym time?

[@stefanootes9526]

​@@ErikPTyes

[@FrancisCabatit]

Remind me again next time NEVER to watch anything BAO related while in public without headsetd ❤😂

[@Just_a_random_who_likes_stuff]

Certified Bao moment

[@Menuki]

Is this a fever reality?

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

I don't know what is reality anymore

[@dakushirosaki9235]

Reality is stranger than fiction.

[@bgrego88]

After watching literally a minute of this i realize im not that down bad

[@Rurik_Luci]

I'm too tall to be here. I must flee

[@ozarazil5745]

Yuzu benis confirmed? xD Yuzu ovipositor caught in 4k xD

[@pandamoniumsan]

do not wish for taller men ask to be shorter women

[@solsy]

Bao is crazy 🤯

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

Y'know, it occurred to me Bao is the complete opposite of Projekt Melody, and I don't know how to feel about that 😶

[@AlexRaylight]

We need to combine them and obtain the ultimate lewdtuber!

[@Afrochilla]

Keep watching Baobble Buddies, this isn't even her final form...

[@felixmartin7220]

What I show people before saying "she's just like me fr fr":

[@varied6902]

ok ban Bao

[@aokyoutsuki7744]

That inflation is just hilarious in action

[@wraithwrecker_]

I think I'm actually afraid of Bao at this point.

[@samuelclayhills3298]

Well at least the austrian war criminal wasen't you know that guy.

[@TheGrace020]

Bao kinda real for this 😭

[@Sullysully5]

Did I ever tell you the definition of internetsanity?

[@ottovonnekpunch1268]

Bao should REALLY think about what her heart is asking for! Especially when you consider Bao doesn't break 5'5" in height (see recent Vegas pix). And that would make each guy a full foot taller than her. And each guy is close to nearly 100 pounds above her of weight, as well! Now consider she WANTS a whole SQUAD of them buggers! Bao's time as a "Barrack's Bunny" waifu would be legendary... OK, end dream sequence and print! 3D hologram vids are a crazy thing, yo...

[@Mastermind8908]

I think Bao is having an Ambien moment. She's so wracked with fever that she doesn't realize what's she's saying on stream. Melody, come save this poor girl before she ends up on the hub.

[@fiscarton92]

This comment didn’t age well. Especially with how the Vegas trip turned out.

[@bored_person]

​@@fiscarton92What happened?

[@fiscarton92]

@@bored_person Bao drooled over some group, private security or something, and asked for pictures with them bluntly because they were handsome and muscular. She apparently made it super obvious that she wanted to help them unload a few rounds according to both her and Numi. I don’t know if she said that much specifically, I just know what Numi and Bao said about it. Considering even she remembers that and full on admits it means she wasn’t influenced by anything other than her natural horniness (and Modern Warfare 2).

[@myonlyfriendtheend4958]

No one tel her about the cold weather sleep system Please I beg you

[@FlyingSaucerD]

5'11" dutch military guy here but i do have a lot of tac gear and i'm told that counts for something

[@JellyoooDonut3]

I'm just gonna save this video for later , for no particular reason

[@Mognezun71]

Ironhide: You feeling lucky punk? Bao: 1:31

[@jayabegglen4665]

She’s participating in the other one: NSNN

[@Xemnase]

ok Ban Bao

[@lenk2204]

Yuzu's face went to a post nut clarity

[@davanmar7731]

What have i just watched? I feel so confused

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

Bao performed psychic damage to us all 🫣

[@davanmar7731]

Yeah i can tell @@ResidentWeevil2077

[@jameshamilton1181]

Aaaw i love Bao.... he he

[@xWatexx]

Here I thought that I, at 6’0”, was tall.

[@dylanparrott8347]

I love yuzu kinda mouthing bao's typical shegigans in this clip

[@arkardomx]

Yes... Goes...

[@simplyskrypt3914]

bao, moderation? hahahaha thats a good one. clearly that mustve been a first time viewer XD

[@LtSimonRiley]

I didn’t know what gooner meant at all or knew about that word until today

[@mlpb]

by the 1:40 mark I was appalled and lost for words.

[@bomjus1706]

who is the austrian man? i assume british man is ghost? also, didn't you used to put the vod link in the description roach? Susge

[@ThatMikeYouTube]

A 6'10" HITLER?!

[@Sirento]

2:05 please make it stop 🫣🫠

[@dusk2308]

my streamer

[@FutureAIDev2015]

I don't understand the thing with women being more likely to be super attracted to really tall men...

[@johnhurley8918]

Dear lord....................

[@pharlap12]

Did I just hear "S'il Vous Plait" by Otoboke Beaver at the end!? Is Bao an Otoboke Beaver fan!?!

[@tonnenpanda]

I think, she needs help

[@xzenitramx666]

Thisis why numi and bao sre going to end up marrying in a couple of years.

[@Vaporeon_Did-you-know]

I remember watching her youtube debut. Still wondering what the hell happend

[@unmarkit1027]

What am I listening... 💀

[@Circ00mspice]

DON'T GIVE THIS GIRL UK CITIZENSHIP SO SHE CAN JOIN SAS

[@arcadius3257]

At this point she might as well do the same thing Projekt Melody does on the side. Shes already putting actual cam girls to shame with how degen she is 😅

[@Leg3nd-27]

Ok, ban Bao

[@Audiojack_]

What the

[@forsert7679]

is she talking about hitler?

[@Jessiepinkman400]

LMAO ☠️☠️

[@Ryme_VT]

Would

[@stechuskaktus3577]

Didn't know the painter was 6'10...

[@fiscarton92]

When did she mention a painter?

[@jakepfrag]

I have never been so turned off. Clips like this put NNN on easy mode.

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

Normie prude.

[@gonegirl000]

says the guy participating in nnn

[@celsickselcisk2306]

0:44 she meaning the famous austrian painter?

[@nal4883]

She's talking about Ghost from Call of Duty Ghosts

[@celsickselcisk2306]

​@@nal4883ah a lesser war criminal

[@nal4883]

yes precisely@@celsickselcisk2306

[@Garl_Vinland]

They made Ghost Austrian? Lmao what we’re they thinking, he’s the most popular… smdh

[@Noooiiiissseee]

Bruh I don't even have headphones don't do this to me