Aethel Finds Bao a Military Boyfriend

Rizzing up Bao
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[@CenturioC]

I’m so sorry everyone

[@RoachChan]

THE MAN HIMSELF!

[@Man0War_Loki]

Lol

[@tipsfedora3714]

nah mate own that shit

[@Kyosumari]

I am not. And neither are my edits. Never apologize for the casualties of your cawk, my man. We boutta get you a whale for christmas.

[@huntera0919]

Go get'em sir! o7

[@soulzzplaysgames]

I don't think Aethel is ever within an arms reach of Bao. She can't reach that high...

[@muzummilkhan7713]

Genius

[@xkrypto]

That guy is prepared for war so he may be able to to prepare for the bao.

[@gundalfthelost1624]

Nothing can prepare you for the bao. Not even the trenches.

[@713thHellhound]

​@gundalfthelost1624 Not even Bunker unable stop Bao's thirst

[@dankmemester1066]

bao is the type of person who'd put out a hit on herself so she could meet military contractors.

[@exodus9941]

Bro I’d do that if I’d get a chance to meet a female spartan from halo, but I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that. 😂

[@sampfrost]

bao is …. impressively deranged

[@thetiredbiker3652]

“Bao… Bao never changes…”

[@Garl_Vinland]

Only expands …

[@stefanootes9526]

​@@Garl_VinlandWe call that Baoflation ...

[@Afrochilla]

Finding Bao a suitor has become more and more entertaining to watch. She's so unwell 😂

[@dyfe3140]

When Bao said “Who goons vertically?” I cried laughing knowing the origins of that goon

[@edgarcastillo2804]

"Ready to serve!!" Hope those guys be ready to set a shrine for BlueberryBao picture

[@TheZombiemofo]

You just know those pictures went into the "special" folder on her pc 😝

[@bonogiamboni4830]

Has bao ever heard of hoot? That guy doing animations where characters in an fps witness a code error or use a modded gun or things like that. He has a deep voice and usually his characters cover his face, and now he's started doing some cosplays too (including ghost). I really want to see him freak out and wonder why this whale girl is so thirsty for him.

[@thegamerboy1000]

Freaking love Hoot! He always gets a hoot out of me.

[@DeanNickChase]

Don't show her guntubers. She won't make it.

[@iMoD190]

a lot of guntubers would be a turn off the moment they start talking about politics, social issues, or race.

[@ElizabethMm315855]

​@@iMoD190and the like, 2 that come to mind are already married with at least 2 kids.

[@JoeLikesBlue]

@@iMoD190You don’t know her views, lol

[@iMoD190]

@@JoeLikesBlue I think it's safe to assume that they don't include the bizarre levels of white supremacy, homophobia, and boogaloo civil war advocacy that you find amongst some guntubers.

[@bonogiamboni4830]

@@iMoD190 fair enough for the last thing (but then again several leftist youtube channels advocate for glorious revolution which is pretty similar) but i really don't see all of the homophobia and white supremacy that you're talking about. A few guntubers are black and are friends with other guntubers (demo ranch, the biggest guntuber nowadays, is friends with a black spec ops sniper guy), and some of them may say some edgy jokes about the lgbt community but personally it just sounds like banter with the boys usually.

[@hadesomegamoto7639]

Wait I don't think she knows what a barracks bunny is

[@fiscarton92]

Considering she went “I’m very loyal, okay” I can assume she knows already.

[@DeltaEntropy]

Just because she knows, doesn’t mean she can’t be in denial about it

[@DonPatrono]

I mean the pic at 2:30 goes HARD got an AR15 with the adjustable sniper stock (with adjustable cheek rest and buttpad), the Magpul bipod, fluted barrel and a JMAC comp, a Vortex Strike Eagle LPVO and a BE Meyers MAWL IR module? That Gat has some GYATT

[@schnitzelkujo1136]

Next con she goes to, someone needs to go up to her while cosplaying a tactical Rick Sanchez.

[@Jrthegod69]

More like Aethel found his bud a future wife! 😂

[@Mandalorian_Man]

"who goons vertically"

[@Yohtoh]

Bao... We don't need to know how you *GOON!*

[@gamerboy7962]

Now Bao can support the troops

[@TehEpicZippy]

down horrendously

[@Emulleator]

I think some vtubers would calm down if they got a bf. I'm not sure if bao wouldn't become worse

[@dead-claudia]

i...have to agree bao might somehow become worse lol and it's hard to imagine "worse" that isn't unironically at the level of the most infamous horny greentexts from /a/ /h/ /fit/ or /mlp/

[@gamerboy7962]

Now we need to find Aethel a- Wait he has CDaw-Nyanners

[@alexbrokholm4883]

Bao, you're going to get hearing damage if you get under that muzzle brake

[@heideknight9122]

Now that's a real bro right there.

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

Ah, so this was a bit of field RESEARCH. Jiraiya would be proud.

[@diofelles]

Wondering now how long it will be before someone actually makes a jack-o pose tripod

[@junnglecat3202]

its been done !!

[@felixmartin7220]

omg, Bao got "Possum Apple CRUNCH" in her recommendations, I love that video!

[@ZestiDeath]

Me larping at 2am “bonking hours bois goin dark”

[@A51ANB0Y]

As a guardsman myself, Aint no way! shoutout to all my mil homies and vets in the vtuber community. we out here! someone get they LT tho.

[@MammalianHybrid]

None of the words bao said are in the bible.

[@user-mn8lz7gf6d]

my man the bible has some absolutely vile shit in it.

[@sonicplys64]

Oh she's ready to serve alright.....

[@alexius9072]

So is it funnier if treated as a bit or if he goes trough with it and arranges video call and the bros come in parade gear to it....

[@Gamesmarts194]

I don't think I've ever seen a thirstier sea creature IN MY LIFE

[@adrianfernandez1211]

Noted wear tactical gear to next anime con when Boa comes

[@threshruleroftheshadowisle4247]

Bao would like Brandon Hererra even though he is not a military man he still has the physique.

[@splashafrica]

Roach my boy "love is war" lyric from the same anime for these tactical gear talk edits

[@kjaked39]

The new Ghost is Badass, but I'll never forget the OG Simon Riley. A Ghost and a Roach walk into a bar....

[@Rytonic69]

love is a baottlefield

[@rexjrd963]

She's so desperate that she actually wants a guy in the armed forces. SMH

[@WarfighterKilo]

Lord! I'm right here! Tons of them!

[@Illych1515]

Battlebuddy has no shot against Centurio

[@donzapatero4808]

In another life boa would have been a barric bunny

[@henryg8075]

Watching someone who doesn't know anything about gear rate gear hurts me as a manufacturer and designer of tactical gear. But it is still so fun to watch.

[@mszuala]

Someone protect Centurioc from Bao......

[@C9316]

Hol up, Bao knows what the term barracks bunny means?

[@lillianwarren1636]

Fart:)

[@Jerry-ex8qc]

someone introduce her to garand thumb

[@Circ00mspice]

Don't. He'll have a mental breakdown.

[@shaneh1872]

No don't, no one is ready for Bao after she finds out about Flannel daddy

[@user-mn8lz7gf6d]

@@Circ00mspice I think he'll be fine. He isn't Asmon-papa.

[@somnolentSlumber]

he is married with multiple children i think he will be fine lol

[@MaxC_1]

​@@somnolentSlumberpretty sure having an anime girl thirst over you would make anyone reconsider some life choices Also pretty sure most are more worried about bao instead... considering....yea

[@verspin]

Wait so we like military? I thought every young person on the internet hated the army

[@dead-claudia]

those who fetishize the shit out of the military (bao) won't hate them lol

[@Professor_Wisteria_]

"she likes hairy guys write that down" AETHEL. AETHEL HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE CLIP OF HER ASKING FOR A WOLF-MAN"S SEED IN ORDER TO GIVE BIRTH TO HIS PUPS????