The Gene Spliced CHIMERIC NIGHTMARE That COULD EXIST In Unnatural

[@RoanokeGaming]

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[@kuttr-654]

I sometimes find it hard to believe that you are an actual scientist, biologist, whatever. On climate "more data needed" ? Data's been in. I know your main thing now is breaking down movies. Good job! 10/10 When 97% of scientists around the globe from all different fields of study attribute climate change to human actions, maybe you accept it's the humans fault ? I'm not saying anyone's gonna do anything about it. But I'd really appreciate you owning up to the facts. Because science.

[@doomradiervideos4624]

​@@kuttr-654remember humanity number one

[@zionleach3001]

@RoanokeGaming can you do videos on the Witch Doctor comics? It's like X-files as a medical drama. It has vampires that are parasitic slugs, compares demons to botflies, and fish people who infect people with a disease similar to Wolbachia.

[@kuttr-654]

@@doomradiervideos4624 yeah, sure. Until we've made this planet unlivable for anything but bacteria, humans#1. Woooo

[@ZombieArmy439]

Can you do a video on the parasitic virus of the zombies in kingdom please and thank

[@raptorstryke92]

“What’re penguins doing?” Their best Roanoke, their damn best

[@InVinoVeratas]

This phrasing reminds me of that meme, *_"What the dog doin'?"_*

[@davemccage7918]

@@InVinoVeratas “HUH?!?”

[@BCKammen]

Surviving.... all they can do, never trust a fae or a flightless bird.

[@Gravedigger933]

Fool. They are training for when their time comes. Never turn you back on a penguin. They are treacherous.

[@stonedscared8461]

The penguins know what they did! I'll be damned if i let a penguin son of a bitch do it again! lol

[@theakspud]

As an alaskan can confirm its just feral canadians guarding their maple dens. They turn their victims into maple syrup with canadian black magic and feed.

[@CanadianLegionaire]

The fact that you survived to tell the tale means we've been off our game lately.

[@mazz9487]

Sounds a lot like the Ozark Howler and moonshiners.

[@StuartTheGrayCat]

I always knew it

[@khajiithaswares7336]

Canadian who used to live up north, this is basically true, just throw in a lot of miners and hard drugs. 0.0

[@godlessrecovery8880]

Fun polar bear fact. In Svalbard Norway, you're required to be "properly armed" outside of the settlement, normally with a gun. Because of the 300 or so local polar bears.

[@VorkKnightOfGood]

Armed as in "if a beard shows up I'll shoot at the air to scare him off" or as in "if a bear shows up and even looks at your general direction immediately shoot him dead"?

[@Zeppathy]

As in, if a polar bear shows up, you commit self unalive with the boomstick to warn everyone else that you just got eaten by a bear. So they know to stay away.

[@DullestStar9299]

@@VorkKnightOfGood LOL. Bears shrug off ammo like a bad itch. Shot gun to the face? Merely a flesh wound...

[@trudycolborne2371]

​@@VorkKnightOfGoodProbably the first. Bear bangers are a type of ammunition up north. I would have the noise makers equipped, bear spray at the ready, and back up live ammo in case of a "problem" bear.

[@marysmith2060]

Stay strapped or get clapped.

[@la1sk203]

Ayo for anyone treating hypothermia, don't put them next to a fire. Use a TPA, luke warm water, body heat and remove their cold/wet clothing. Been a lifeguard and a sailor and you do not heat them up too quickly.

[@matthewlawrence4899]

What happened if you heated them up too quickly 👀

[@blaznskais2048]

@@matthewlawrence4899pretty sure it causes nerve damage or some such

[@Liminal.Headspace]

​@@matthewlawrence4899You go into shock. Just like jumping in cold water when you're hot. Your heart can stop, it can cause an aneurysm etc.

[@anna-flora999]

​@@matthewlawrence4899 very quick explanation, it takes a while for the blood in your limbs to heat up again. But if you place them next to a fire, the body goes "alright, back in business, restore blood flow". And now all the cold blood in your limbs rushes into your heart and rest of your torso

[@ace_of_cups4096]

Thank you thank you When Roanoke said to put the doc by the fire I wanted to *c r y*

[@jonathonmiller2662]

Roanoke, buddy, pal, broham: You gotta do a video on the 1989 movie Leviathan. Hear me out: it’s like The Thing but in a deep ocean base with actual angler fish monsters. You gotta suffer for the fans.

[@Verdugo_Arulaq]

Papa Roanoke? I second this Do it for the funny

[@BeetleBuns]

YES

[@CryptidRenfri]

That sounds amazing

[@CriticalHat]

I said the same thing on the manglerfish video, he's too scared

[@ReikaLady]

I loved Leviathan as an early teen. Even as an adult it's still fun.

[@placomsonat9483]

I recently found out that polar bears and grizzly bears have started naturally breeding in the wild. The young are viable and grow into what are basically splotchy tan coloured, omnivorous polar bears.

[@zizter25]

They're called pizzleys or grolar bears.

[@randallbesch2424]

Fun fact: polar bears split off from brown bears.

[@fortysvideoarchive]

snow bunny bears

[@bm8793]

⁠@@zizter25I think the naming is dependent on which bear is the mother or father. Pizzley is a polar bear father and grolar is a polar bear mother.

[@wither5673]

IDK man I have seen how our Finish neighbors deal with bears, they can try to square up but nothing can stop Finish grandpa from getting to his sauna.

[@redacted5937]

The Fins will just scream "Perkele" and the bear will be glad that it survived the encounter

[@KillerChrono666]

Ahhj, the Finnish. Scaring Polar Bears and Russians since 1939.

[@SentientDMT]

Simo Hayha approves!

[@KillerChrono666]

@@SentientDMT THANK YOU. I literally forgot White Death's name.

[@SentientDMT]

@@KillerChrono666 if all else fails, you can go the Aimo Koivunen route. Eat a shit ton of methamphetamine and ski 250 Miles.

[@beastmaster0934]

“What’re penguins doing?” Trying not to get eaten by leopard seals, skuas, orcas, and other such beasts, as well as trying to not lose their babies to the cold.

[@TheKrispyfort]

They are the Australians of the Penguin World

[@delrunplays2903]

Are there orcas down south?

[@shoosh222]

I had never heard of a skua. Thank you, friend, for telling me about a new species to check out!

[@garretth8224]

​​@@delrunplays2903Yes. However it's mostly near the southern tip of Chile, and Australia.

[@cacomeatballmarinara2014]

Given how literally everything is against them, they’re doing a pretty good job

[@thatguy44148]

Come 1v1 me in the ocean Roanoke (I'm a 6 foot angler fish)

[@RoanokeGaming]

Do I get prep time?

[@fetusdeletus9266]

@@RoanokeGamingdo you really think prep time will save you?

[@Screlz]

​@@fetusdeletus9266 Maybe if he borrows a sub from James Cameron and modifies it with ballistics. Maybe.

[@WanderingVictorious]

So you’re a five foot nine angler fish?

[@benjin3993]

​@@RoanokeGaming just hop in the b movie graphics underwater fighting mech. You'll still lose to that eldritch monster, but it'll be more badass

[@InVinoVeratas]

22:50 I'm not convinced an Alaskian would describe a 9mm and an 308 rifle as "An Arsenal", pretty sure that's just what you'd carry to the gas station.

[@Backstabmacro]

Hell, that’s my bathing kit. Nothing less than Casull for going past the front yard 😂

[@R055LE.1]

You don't even need to be Alaskan for that.

[@InVinoVeratas]

​@@R055LE.1As a Canadian, you have no idea how lenient your guy's gun laws are, compared to ours.

[@R055LE.1]

@@InVinoVeratas I know exactly how lenient they are, and how strict. Every state has different laws

[@thesynergy2]

@@InVinoVeratas Shit, I am Canadian too and having a 9mm and 308 rifle is barely anything. My family probably has 20 rifles between the four of us

[@CiviCiviCivi]

You know whats even more terrifying than a polar bear? An anglerfish.

[@Crimzon_7]

You know what's even scarier than a big anglerfish? A bigger anglerfish😂

[@Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos]

@@Crimzon_7y’know what’s even *SCARIER* than a bigger anglerfish? Nothing

[@franciscocota6440]

Roanoke's gonna flip when he meets the Polar Anglerfish

[@randallbesch2424]

@@Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos no Cthulhu-Angler.

[@Crimzon_7]

@@Id_have_all_birds_in_zoos LMFAO

[@richardanthony5020]

Just remember: there are some Inuit tribes in Canada who hunt polar bears with a single shot .22. They sit on the ice and wait for it to rear up on its hind legs and roar, then aim for the roof of its mouth and fire. The round will go through the roof of its mouth but not out the back of the skull. The bullet sorta bounces around in its skull and the bear dies. My uncle actually got the privilege of being shown first hand.

[@codbeast914]

That's impressive. We also have Guns that are just big enough to kill even the largest of polar bears . Imagine everyone had 12 gauges and slugs I doubt that thing is just shrugging off 3-5 slugs .

[@randallbesch2424]

Why kill them. Predators don't taste good. All that meat diet.

[@beastmaster0934]

The Inuit got some serious skills.

[@richardanthony5020]

@@beastmaster0934 it’s certainly a great way to figure out the ones who don’t🤣

[@enderkatze6129]

That must be a nightmare to learn to do

[@joelpena209]

“No match on hand to hand” the guy who fought a bear hand to hand and both their bodies were found next to each other: 😎

[@davemccage7918]

I was camping in King’s Canyon and had to 1v1 a black bear with a baseball bat. One good wack on the snoot did the trick, but the bear looked like he only 150lbs tops. Unless you’re Matt Olson, Im not sure a Louisville Slugger would be enough for a polar bear.

[@Turkeysocks]

@@davemccage7918 Na, it'd just make the polar bear angry. And if you think a hungry polar bear is scary, wait until you're dealing with a hangry polar bear.

[@jordendavid8992]

@@Turkeysockspolar bears know they ain’t got nothing else to eat which in my opinion is what makes them the worst bears to be attacked by not including their size ofc

[@ferro9926]

Fun fact, a polar bear stands NO CHANCE against an orca, they are twice as big as a LARGE polar bear (orcas are 8 meters long on average, a tall polar bear standing up is 4)

[@Turkeysocks]

Another fun fact, orcas are all psychos. We're just lucky they don't have a taste for humans.

[@Backinblackbunny009]

Orcas are very odd and won't eat anything their pod didn't teach them was food. They're also some of the only mammals that go thru menopause like humans. Strangely, its a lot more common in whales. No other primate goes through menopause

[@CharlesChristinaWH]

Polar bears still will hunt them despite thousands of years of their ancestors getting got doing so Thats one of the many reasons they have a reputation of being roid bears

[@Mila-Rosa]

Honestly, an orca probably wouldn't know what to do with a polar bear. They're highly specialized hunters to the point that specific pods will hunt one type of salmon and don't realize that seals or other types of fish are even edible.

[@Belzediel]

Being twice as long does not equate to being twice as large. Can't stop you failing at elementary geometry, but it's never a good idea to announce you can't do the basics.

[@ThronesReign711]

Roanoke, suggests Polar Bear vs Orca Asylum Movie Company: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

[@casually_lurking]

OR- here me out, Sharktopus versus [insert Orca hybrid here] with [insert Polar Bear hybrid] joining from the top rope.

[@randallbesch2424]

I do too thought of it just before he suggested it.

[@jackalope2302]

Polarca?

[@casually_lurking]

@@jackalope2302 YES! Give this one a franchise.

[@tassadarc8069]

@@casually_lurking Sharktopus vs Whalewolf is a movie that already exists.

[@PostprandialTorpor]

Annihilation Bear: hold my bear

[@marysmith2060]

That bear 🐻 could induce nightmares.

[@SaeroneScean]

I did nightmare of it...

[@GryphonsChannel]

Good afternoon Roanoke! The angler fish say hello!

[@RoanokeGaming]

C E A S E

[@Akutenshi1990]

why must we trigger roanokes absolute hatred of the angler fish? lol.

[@CiaranEldrett-vp8yz]

@@RoanokeGaming I watched this movie and I’ve actually read research papers on several genes that are associated with the species barrier on the genetic side of the phenomenon. So yeah genetically engineering a animal like this is definitely possible theoretically

[@Turkeysocks]

@@CiaranEldrett-vp8yz as a science teacher I once had in high school stated, everything is theoretical until you actually do it.

[@giggsy__]

“If you fought a polar bear, would you lose?” Desert Eagle: If it opened its domain, Unlimited Physical Strength, I might have a little trouble. “But would you lose?” Desert Eagle: Nah, I’d win.

[@Zeppathy]

No, you'd get a jam.

[@Scudboy17]

Russian sailors once tried to scare off an adult male polar bear off their sub after they had emerged from under the ice. The warning shot did not scare it. Then they shot at it with 10mm Makaraovs, and it ignored it even after getting hit with several shots. They resorted to a 12.5mm machine gun, thats roughly the same as a .50 cal Browning M2. That just pissed it off, and the bear started climbing the conning tower to get to the crew. They chose to go back inside and just submerge rather than try to fight an angry polar bear. They eventually found out the bear later died from its wounds, but it had lived long enough to travel about 20 miles, even with more than a dozen gunshot wounds. So even if you hit it with your eagle, unless you got a lucky shot to the eye and into the brain, it will most certainly live long enough to really make you wish you brought a hand grenade instead.

[@nextcaesargaming5469]

@@Scudboy17 I don't think I believe those Russian Sailors. Polar Bears have been killed with shotguns and 30-06 rifles, so a 12.7x108 would definitely put it down.

[@Scudboy17]

@nextcaesargaming5469 No, it did kill it, just not right away. Unless you score a headshot or the heart, they can keep going for a very long time. Like wild boars, just bigger and much more dangerous. The inuit have stories of hunters who shot a polar bear, leaving it for dead, only to have it track down the hunter and kill them days later, even as it was slowly dying.

[@nextcaesargaming5469]

@@Scudboy17 I know how gunshot wounds for Polar Bears typically work, I'm just saying that I don't believe for a second that an anti-materiel round like 12.7x108 coming out of a machine gun would not have put down the bear almost instantly. Those Russian sailors are either the worst shots in the Russian Navy that only nailed one shot out of dozens in one of its legs or something... or they were doing what sailors often do, and were just telling a story.

[@theironworks6797]

6:16 Imagine clocking into work and distantly hearing "By Khorne it will be done".

[@noodle1299]

I love how there's this chill music playing while he talks about polar bears being absolute power houses.

[@Turkeysocks]

I can tell you why it's not called Maneater in the US, cause there's already another movie called Maneater. It's a 2022 movie about a large shark that basically stalks and eats a group of friends who were staying on an idyllic tropical island. It's got a 3.1/10 on IMDB.

[@normalhuman9878]

I thought so It’s also the name of a pretty fun video game

[@Jwsponky]

Huh, I thought there was a movie by that same title that featured a tiger getting loose from... I forget if it was a circus or a zoo and started eating people from a small town. Never watched the thing but I had read about it.

[@hughquigley5337]

Well this movie predates 2022 so I think it would have rights to the name if the producers had chosen to call it that

[@Gravedigger933]

Penguins are trying to speed run into evolving into the apex predators they were meant to be. Penguin supremacy!

[@randallbesch2424]

They could take over the Orcas niche, right colors.

[@d34d0n1mp4kt]

To be fair, regarding satphones, specifically the older ones, they can be rather unreliable depending on the density of your surroundings, atmospheric conditions, and even solar flares can really mess with signal.

[@BakilAskamrim]

So all around picky equipment.

[@Redwolf2495]

The whole "scientists only asked if they could, not if they should" thing makes it clear there aren't enough scientists with both high intelligence AND high wisdom. On the other hand, without said scientists we would lose out on so many horror movies!

[@TheSkulleh]

"snacks on brainstems" is a glorious phrase and the giggle I had was refreshing.

[@Amos-Timmy-Burton]

Whoever edits your videos deserves a flippin' medal for the hilarious, on-point, constantly up-to-date memes. That, coupled with your excellent delivery and humour makes your channel stands miles above other channels. Enough sucking up for you, now go fight an angler fish!

[@chzybean]

9:02 Dude. That's Graham Greene. Seriously dense list of Hollywood movies roles. Great actor.

[@randallbesch2424]

Also James Remar who was almost in Aliens.

[@whiskeyplz4891]

My uncle in law actually directed this. His newest one is called Glowsies I recommend checking it out after it is released.

[@hughquigley5337]

Pretty cool!!!

[@kaptainkaiju]

That shot of the bear pulling the chick into the ice made me literally burst laughing 🤣

[@normalhuman9878]

Bro grew a thumb

[@RaimaNd]

All I think about: "If polarbear not friend why friendshaped?"

[@randlebrowne2048]

It's a trap!

[@Subliminalsapper]

I lived in Alaska from the northernmost point to the southernmost. I've seen polar bears, Kodiak grizzlies, and polar bears. They are terrifying to see in person.

[@hughquigley5337]

I know what I’m about to ask you is kinda childish, but I just can’t help myself: What are some of the rarest/most unusual animals you’ve seen in Alaska? Narwhal? Wolverine? Something else?

[@SpartanDusk]

The penguins are looking dapper as fuck my dude, that's what they're doing, dying with style. GAME RESPECT GAME

[@GarGhuul]

Engagement! Also Phantoms: primordial underground slime eats town, decides it is Satan due to circumstantial evidence. Hijinks ensue.

[@KyleCreswell-r1i]

I didn't realize it was a movie, but that was a perfect description of the book.

[@GarGhuul]

@@KyleCreswell-r1i I did not know it was a book, so we are even.

[@randallbesch2424]

It is an evolved SHOGGOTH that has changed over the millions of years.

[@Backinblackbunny009]

The book was fun. The parts with the creatures at least. The protagonist is pretty cringe

[@Backinblackbunny009]

​​@@GarGhuulit's a dean koontz book and he's nuts. He had a book where an alien invasion turns out to be the rapture 🙄 ugh

[@Interweb_Gremlin]

There's a video by Bob Gymlan called The Sankebetsu Brown Bear Incident, where this exact scenario happens except it's a Kodiak bear, and all the houses are made of mud and thatch.

[@woodywoodward4424]

Jurassic Park Reference early in the video, you won me over early. Subscribed.

[@mikoajbaszczyszyn4568]

12:10 - I love how the paw is so obviously a glove

[@IAintYou]

Doubt you'll see this, but Roanoke, you've given me a wide vocabulary to explain many scientific phrases in terms that my non-science can get. And quite frankly, I owe a huge thanks to you for that. Stay gold, bud.

[@HorieMiyariho]

The Chimera Bear arc was better than the chimera wolf arc. The polar bear has psychic abilities to turn off electricity just like in the movie. Other than that good video Roanoke.

[@Kingdeathtrooper]

20:55 OH NO! The radio is broken, why would the polar bear do this!?

[@TheKrispyfort]

ANTARCTIC PENGUINS: Those are the Australians of the Penguin world, who created a place for themselves out of the penal colony their ancestors were exiled to. Penguin Penguin Penguin

[@soldier1stclass640]

A penguin wrote this...

[@_-Trephorius-_]

We need a cover of the hybrid monstrosities in Sharktopus Sharktopus vs Pteracuda Sharktopus vs Whalewolf

[@DerivativeWorker]

You're making those up! I don't believe you that those are real movies.

[@Legs05]

​@@DerivativeWorker there was even meant to be a sharktopus vs mermantula lmao that's right a man fish spider hybrid 😅

[@KyleCreswell-r1i]

​​@DerivativeWorker I have seen sharktopus. It is in the same vein as sharknado only even worse acting. It was a classic case of "We aren't laughing with you, we are laughing at you."

[@theoneglorylucky3071]

@@DerivativeWorker you could also try sharkman, mansquito and piranha shark :v

[@Hollowpoint762]

At this point Manbearpig should have it's own movie lol

[@ZippyChan]

Bro, your nerdiness whenever you see ANY car in an otherwise biological study video is hilarious and charming. Keep up the great work :)

[@thetruemonarch9354]

Roanoke: Polar bears are absolutely horrifying animals! Until one is literally eating me, I will respectfully disagree with that statement. D'aaawwww polar bear.

[@Going4Broke2528]

That expedition into the poles that got menaced by a SINGLE POLAR BEAR is even more horrifying when you stop to think and realize that more than likely, nobody believed in the story the survivors told until Polar Bears became more common knowledge. It'd be like stories of a yeti or something outlandish back then. "A giant, bullet-proof snow white bear just walked up and grabbed a grown ass man like a chew toy and we could do nothing but reel back in abject horror as he was very loudly eaten alive" and that is a real animal that exists.

[@EnglishVirgo]

Absolutely compliment your chef. My father-in-law says to always be nice to people that are feeding you and people that are taking care of you, so basically be extra nice to people cooking you food and nurses and doctors. Both can do very 'fun' things to make your day a lot less fun!

[@Zeppathy]

If you are rocking Desert Eagle, you better bring a bunch of toast for all the Jam your about to get.

[@randlebrowne2048]

Especially in the arctic cold (cold makes the metal shrink).

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

Papa Roanoke is going hard with the video schedule recently. 😁👍 Just don't burn yourself out my dude.

[@RoanokeGaming]

I'll try!

[@longhairgetinthere]

​@@RoanokeGamingplease do 🫶

[@sebastianlist2426]

@@RoanokeGamingmaybe burn yourself out on doing some research on global warming. Because the research is done and it is absolutely man fucking induced.

[@ryanmack99]

5:21 temperature shock can suck ass when ur not acclimated, I sleep with the window open when temps change the most drastically towards or below freezing with extra blankets. Plus the dogs cuddle up when it's a bit colder as well ❤

[@travisphipps3606]

A Desert Eagle being the ultimate problem solva? Your anglerfish friends would like a word about bullets traveling in the depths of the ocean.

[@Zeppathy]

You just got a jam! Proceed direcrly to being eaten by a bear. Desert Eagles jam in the tropics, after being cleaned, while you whisper sweet nothings in its ear... let alone the cold. Watch a cold weather abuse test on one. Lol.

[@___AVARICE___]

​@@Zeppathyyeah man, production guns are so unreliable. Thats why I only carry my homemade flak cannons. Think a potato cannon but 1000x more powerful and firing all sorts of shrapnel

[@Zeppathy]

@@___AVARICE___ Carry big hammer. Big hammer never jams.

[@___AVARICE___]

@@Zeppathy rock no jam. Rock turn head into hamburger. Rock good.

[@jakeking974]

My brother is abnatural. He's a total gymrat whose two hobbies are fish (like aquariums) which he also does for a job, and lifting weights, and as such has some natty abs. Dude could literally break my bones if he tried.

[@Toilteggmcmufen]

Day 23 of asking for a video on subnatica

[@jeremiahdoodnath8679]

The man's greatest fears

[@nathanthompson5970]

I hope he does that sounds awsome

[@glorbojibbins2485]

Hey that'd be sick

[@wheaties2912]

But there aren't any angler fish.

[@warehouselead]

Yes!

[@Sykspy]

I came for the horror movie review and explanations, i stayed for the random and spontaneous car facts

[@uacrazy4481]

Finally, a channel that has actually shown me 2 movies I have not seen. Mostly because they are newer then 2010's. When you've seen literally 1000's of horror movie, It becomes very difficult to find something to watch. Anywho thank you for your videos, they are hilarious, very entertaining and informative. You are greatly appreciated for all the hard work you do. Thank you! Will watch once I finish the movie! EDIT.... Okay I should have just watched your video...

[@Acculian]

Your videos are getting better with each upload! And Funnier!! When are you covering An American Werewolf in London??

[@marysmith2060]

Oh, sweet recommendation.

[@StrumaticRock0]

27:30 I inherited my maternal gramps 73 F100, 390 on it, but no 4x4, only rear wheel, though I do believe rear wheel was enough, as they used to use it for farmwork back in the day

[@Verdugo_Arulaq]

0:23 fun fact about penguins They are down atrocious, abyssal, they are the definition of “idk what consent even means” If you know about the story of a penguin and a frozen head, you know what I mean 10:10 bro I would love a Christmas/ new years video where it’s just papa Roanoke in front of a fire giving papa advice Also ha 35:04 I got that reference

[@ayrialburford8491]

This is so true, they may look cute but that is a menace

[@riverjoy5658]

Don't forget, Otters and Dolphins fall under this category of "Cute but disturbing" animal fun facts.

[@anthonymullenax2005]

Really have to watch out for the pengwings, not to be confused with Penglings.😂

[@CryptidRenfri]

Casual Geographic taught me all I need to know about penguins lmao

[@Verdugo_Arulaq]

@@CryptidRenfrisame!

[@thatradfailure5197]

Watching in my car while tornado sirens go off. I've got some time I need to spend. Thanks, Roanoke!

[@Mr.Janitor]

As the great Goerge Washington once said, "stay strapped, or get clapped."

[@613aristocrat]

4:15 One of my favorite actors to see. Whatever his name is. Plays an excellent devil in that weird demon TV show. And plays an excellent President in the C&C games.

[@Trivial_Whim]

No, see, that's what the wolf DNA mentioned in the voice recorder was for. To make the bears form packs. Edit: And then you explain that at length later...

[@chadg739]

I'm thinking the best method of fighting back would be like the strategy used in the movie the edge. Long spear braced against the ground. Use the bears momentum to stab it. People in the group will die but there's a good chance of the bear going down. If it bleeds we can kill it.

[@chadg739]

Or 45-70

[@christhe2dprotogen511]

7:23 I think it’s diffrent because there’s a Shark video game already called ManEater

[@JacobFarley-y8s]

Or to avoid it seeming like a Hall And Oates film

[@jdjones6218]

theirs an american movie called maneater about a tiger loose in the apalachan mountains lol

[@saintcynicism2654]

Have a feeling it was more motivated by another bargain bin monster movie about an overly large tiger eating people in some remote town called "Maneater" that came out in 2007, only like eight years before this movie. I doubt it got much in the way of an international release, so the name was probably free everywhere BUT the US. (it was *also* a weird movie, and starred Gary Busey for some reason)

[@jdjones6218]

@@saintcynicism2654 that is the one i was talking about haha

[@normalhuman9878]

It’s a pretty fun game too

[@TsunTzu]

Fun Fact: Bears don't care. They will lay on top of you and eat you alive while you scream. Polar Bears are basically the apex of beardom. They're legitimately horrifying.

[@CryptidRenfri]

Hey, it's Dexter's dad lmao Also, bless you Papa Roanoke for this upload. Still going to ask you to cover Dinocroc vs Supergator. Trust me you'll love it lol

[@inshaneguy]

I think the reason it wasn't called "Man Eater" is becasue there is a movie called Man Eater starring Gary Busie about a Tiger lose in a small country town.

[@randallbesch2424]

So what would that movie be called everywhere else? Injured tigers werer the original man eater.

[@inshaneguy]

@@randallbesch2424 I have no idea

[@armabearo]

"This must of been awk..." 🤣

[@Elsnorko]

Don't forget, Polar Bears are also NINJAS, they will actually "hide" their nose and claws under snow when sneaking up to pray because they know it stands out in the snow.

[@jollyroger195]

Not sure how you look for ideas, but if you want a beast that creeped even me out... you should look up the cow beasts from Isolation.

[@Jacksonmoonstar1714]

I absolutely love the stock science class clips that Roanoke shows. Like just talking about a certain biological phenomenon snd and a basic cell pops up and goes “NUCLEUS” 😂

[@elsleazo9592]

1:14 No, more data is not required. It's definitely us.

[@squishmellowspeaks6785]

The fact that the dude said that is insane. Most unscientific thing a scientific person could say other than “maybe the earth is flat idk”

[@cameronbrewer2437]

Aslo that "he can still smell you bro" cut away😂😂😂😂😂 24:40

[@trudycolborne2371]

9:49 That's not a wolf, dude. That is a wolverine!

[@randallbesch2424]

Imagine if they used wolverine DNA instead of wolf?

[@trudycolborne2371]

@@randallbesch2424 No matter what you did to injure it, it would never back down. The appetite problem would exist naturally. There's a reason the wolverine is known as the glutton.

[@joshmavricderep2743]

Reminds me of “Prophecy” with the mutant Grizzly. Roanoke, have you covered this movie?? Don’t stop being a Chad my dude!

[@drwombat1978]

On the nose south park reference sir. Good show

[@aaronkrohn3220]

"nope, Chuck Testa" had me dying at 1:30 AM lol

[@krioswordsmith1017]

"Is it us, is it a natural cycle of earth and sun" no, it's us, it absolutely is us

[@sebastianlist2426]

When he said “more research is needed” I lost all fucking respect for the dude

[@fortysvideoarchive]

@@sebastianlist2426 its a joke.

[@BowtieFlumph]

Hey would you consider doing one of these about the creatures in the new Nicholas Cage movie Arcadian? Their bonkers animals, and I'd love to see what you make of them. Might be even weirder than the quiet place creatures, I mean they're just absolutely insane

[@haruruben]

13:30 a speech about the how extremely deadly polar bears are over footage of polars doing the cutest stuff and looking incredibly fluffy and huggable😂 how come bears are so cute and deadly? 🤔🤨🥲🥲🥲🧸🧸🧸🧸

[@Pixl-qb8]

lol the calm guitar music as everyone's getting killed 😂

[@cormoran2303]

14:26 I know of a similar phrase. If it's yellow let it mellow If it's brown flush it down

[@C00L_DUD31]

I suggest you should do the freaks from crackdown their cool bioluminescence, the ability to tunnle and vulnerable to uv light would be cool to see you go over.

[@Ezkuro_2000]

Your videos don't suck. You're doing good Roanoke. 👍

[@Valdreag17]

I know this isn’t the science part- but photo shoots actually take hours, depending on how many people. Each shot you see in a magazine or poster is 1:100 for shots actually taken at the low end.

[@blackwoodsecurity531]

Human's armed with black powder and lead shot against polar bear: My god, it's unstoppable!!! Neanderthal armed with spears, fire and pitfall traps against the OG CAVE BEAR: Wow that's big! Feed family for whole year!

[@Zeppathy]

4:40 No. You had it right. I'd much rather deal with an angry polar bear, than a angry moose. The bear might get bored or find something better/easier to eat. The moose is just going to be angry untill you are no longer able to make it angry.

[@xerothedarkstar]

Never doubt the camp chef. If you die, you die, but if you don't, it'll be the best thing you've ever tasted.

[@ghoulguts]

Truly, your channel has the perfect content for my ADHD. You go off on tangents just enough to keep my attention 100% off the time. Learning about six different things in every video.

[@11_EVERYTHING_OEFx2]

I just learned about the short faced bear and I’ve never been more thankful to be alive during modern times. That bear is straight up nightmare fuel.

[@Rietto]

Early humans lived in a land of giants. Honestly it's amazing that we conquered the planet with basically sharp sticks during that time period.

[@PopThatOrder66]

I was taking this video so seriously, just learning of/critiquing the events of the film. The "ruh roh" just cracked me like an egg lmao.

[@Inferno144]

My favorite thing about Roanoke is that at a drop of a hat he will switch from biology nerd, to gun nerd, to meme nerd, to car nerd and back to biology nerd.

[@VasquezJeraboem]

Fan from Alaska here. I had similar issue with heat when my first trip out of state took me down to Vegas in the summer. I hit the wall of heat stepping out at it was so hot compared to my normal that brain decided it was a solid wall. Also moose are absolutely adorable, but shifty as hell. Don't trust those big doe eyes and giant eyelashes. They are a snapped twig too close away from stomping you and everything around you into mush especially when they have a young calf.

[@Cosmic-Sorceress-17]

DNA splicing meant to preserve species creating a voracious monster that quickly becomes everyone's problem: Dr. Borous would be proud.

[@jesusdavidgarciacastroluqu763]

Hey roanoke thanks you for explaining this film when i watched the movie myself i was quite confuse how much wolf dna was added to this creature and why it was too agressive and always hungry but one thing is for sure they created something way more powerful than a standard polar bear except its ability to self sustain itself in an enviroment with very little to no food sources around and yes the main characters should use bigger rounds to take this thing down instead of the lower power multipliyers they had on disposal

[@GtSaalfeld]

4:58 and I ask with the kindest tone possible, “what in oblivion is that”

[@ReezysBoywife]

I just found this acc a few days ago and now I'm addicted to your videos love the work you put in and I wanted to ask would it be possible if you do a video about the state of decay outbreak if you don't have already :3

[@RoanokeGaming]

Thanks for watching bro, and Ill check it out! Really do need to cover that

[@ReezysBoywife]

@@RoanokeGaming ty ^^

[@niccalee]

I was at the zoo and saw a polar bear walk out of view. Totally thought he was going to take a nap or something, so turned away. A few moments later i turned back to get my sister's attention, just in time to see the male polar bear walk right past us at the glass. I knew he was big. I'd seen him before on other trips before. But that size just hits different when you see it by surprise. Polar bears are terrifying.

[@atmastand3485]

31:01 Is that Leland Palmer and Audrey Horne!?

[@364dragonrider]

I think the reason that the film is called Maneater isn’t because they thought we couldn’t handle it, but cuz there is already a B-movie around here called Maneater about an escaped circus tiger and someone got litigious during production.

[@joiecariaga5094]

0:22 maybe the penguins are just chill like that