There is NO WAY This Animal in Lake Placid Could End Up Here

[@CertMediocre]

"Don't get bisected" sound advice, I'll keep it in mind.

[@vexxama]

Damn, wish I’d watched this first, I might have made the other choice

[@just-a-nobody2]

Darth maul must be like "yeah no shit sherlock"

[@theironworks6797]

Instructions unclear, I have multiplied.

[@mikkoleinonen9846]

You don't tell me what to do

[@DastardlyDavid69]

I do that every day. Easy peasy.

[@C-23_]

"He fell backwards into the water because if he fell forward he would have landed in the boat".....come on man.

[@scooterdescooter4018]

anger.exe

[@DrgnLdyLizzie2001]

My dad told me that joke a longer time ago than I'm comfortable mentioning.

[@al145]

ancient ancient joke, but a classic for a reason

[@carloslopez1294]

I started laughing loud after the 3rd time

[@gagemead27]

What the hell, the punchline cuts out! Why?! Lmao

[@CajunReaper95]

Fun fact In 2017 a 2-meter saltwater crocodile was actually discovered in a Lake Placid in Queensland but after a search by wildlife, officers, unfortunately, killed it.

[@BernieGores-s3u]

Imperial will always be superior. As it is more accurate

[@ivancarriel7210]

Humans are a savage child race

[@thesentry5710]

@@BernieGores-s3u have you been dumb your whole life or did something happen?

[@technowaffle9020]

@@BernieGores-s3uAmerican dog logic

[@falconcowboy9995]

They watched the movie 🎬.......not this time Betty White!!!!!

[@christophermuise9871]

I don't mean to brag, but when I go into dark water and something touches my foot I only scream sometimes.

[@Circus_Carnis]

Legend

[@center427]

Your a greater man than I am

[@blakemcmillan5680]

How!?? Do you have a death wish? Everyone knows the only way to survive one of those situations is to scream like a little girl

[@fireborn]

I’ve only screamed and pissed myself once when I was in Georgia. Never been in a lake or river or ocean again. Swimming pools only, mostly private. Public pools are almost as scary as swamps…

[@ghostratsarah]

I only shed a couple tear and quiver my lip.

[@Axekickerbuckler]

The Bear was going to be the villain of a different animal horror movie, but they came to the wrong lake.

[@1hyugaclan1]

That bear was a descendent of the bear that attacked Leonardo DiCaprio.

[@krishanubanerjee6955]

+Axekickerbuckler - Rumor has it that its descendant got high on nose powder and started munching people in a state park.

[@lweaver2988]

Alternate universe where the bear did not get his cocaine

[@djornybeats8637]

you mean propacy the horror movie ?

[@Bersh-xq4jy]

​@@djornybeats8637 love prophecy, it's a bit dated but still good.

[@fltngmmth]

1.) scene breakdown 2.) anatomy cgi clips 3.) meme jokes peppered throughout 4.) Buzz Lightyear or Batman during a proper ‘hmmm’ Yep… It’s Roanoke. No further questions

[@theamazingincrediblespider9689]

Though, the greatest indicator that it’s Roanoke is the channel name

[@cjrock95]

Another good indicator, in some occasions, is the "starting with the feet." Or a complete dislike towards the angler fish.

[@baconbliss4796]

also forgot the part where all the questions hes asked in the vid have already been answered as he just hasn't watched the newest one yet

[@GothPaoki]

Giant lake placid crocodile - exists Florida man - nah I'd win

[@thewretchedpleb7484]

Domain expansion: floating tannerite minefield Aims his 7mm rem mag at a bucket: "Fuga" (explosions)

[@nomercyinc6783]

no. that croc never existed

[@bcabrera971]

Look at this swamp puppy yoink

[@vegetalover9297]

​@@bcabrera971lmao

[@Idahoslav]

Florida man is related to Australian man who eats crocs for breakfast

[@janneaalto3956]

Lake Placid has one of the funniest scenes ever. "Is this the man that was killed?" "He seemed... taller."

[@kidpeligro7878]

I'm just glad the cow survived and was walking around still wearing its harness like "I'm so tired of this BS"

[@lyanmung2709]

😂😂 fr

[@amethysting3389]

i was rooting for the cow FR!

[@dubuyajay9964]

Congrats to cow.

[@hisshoota]

"y'all can't chill for one minute? Damn 😒 leave me tf alone 🙄"

[@Aplaceyoucangoto]

The cow acts like it's done this before

[@kaijuroar8415]

Wait till Roanoke finds out Syfy has made a million Lake Placid vs Anaconda movies

[@Theonetrueerenyeager]

(don't forget the asylum too) and a million animal monster movies that he'll have to cover lol

[@alexandriawilliams-brooker9475]

Isn't there a lake placid movie with frog people? I feel like I remember that.

[@johntaylor4013]

That Kevin vs Keith bit😂

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

@@Theonetrueerenyeager The Asylum movies ARE the ones on the Syfy channel. They're the ones who make most of the "SyFy Original" movies.

[@Theonetrueerenyeager]

@@BioGoji-zm5ph true, but there’s a few of them that aren’t, I don’t wanna name them all cuz it’ll take too long.

[@Tundraviper41]

Fun fact: Deinosuches, the largest Crocodilian ever found, was estimated to be 40 feet long and 3 feet tall. Its skull alone was 5.2 ft long and had a bite force twice as powerful as the T-rexs bite. It's related to modern-day Alligators and Caimen.

[@victorhernandez5013]

Then Purussaurus took the crown as biggest Croc

[@PCFrenziedFlame]

10 ft tall? I dont think thats right.. Its 1.2 meteres tall, thats 3 feet dude. Its not 10 feet tall

[@Tundraviper41]

@@PCFrenziedFlameI realized my error, Thank you for catching that!

[@Tundraviper41]

@@victorhernandez5013From What I seen Both Purussaurus and Deinosuches were pretty similar in size, Not having any complete skeletons ever being found does not do us any favors. for all We Know Either one could at full size, be bigger then the other. Even other Species like Sarcosuches could have been bigger then Both Purussarus and deinosuches. But we will never know how Big those river monsters could truly get unless we find what we can estimate to be a fully grown and intact skeleton of a specimen of those Species. thank you for letting me Know about Purussaurus!

[@Mr_bot-786]

Out dated, deinosuchus hatcheri weighs about 14 tons​@@victorhernandez5013

[@rnlansdownemobile]

As an Aussie, I can confirm. We wrestle crocs regularly to increase our power level.

[@Vain737]

If the Croc is more than 150 years old, wouldn't a traveling circus be a more plausible explanation? Something like a freak show attraction: "See the last living dinosaur! Come one, come all!" Then the thing just eats its handler and escapes into the wild, eventually finding the lake.

[@Grug_Crood]

yeah, that is a more plausible explanation for the croc itself than it already being there when the continents were drifting

[@commanderhurst3283]

It could also be a subspecies of North American Crocodile. Which is actually a native species from America still around today. Albeit they almost went extinct and are just now starting to make a comeback. They are mainly present in the everglades!

[@ADTillion]

Thing is, none of those theories matter anymore since they did make a prequel “Lake Placid Legacy” which explained that the crocs were made in a lab elsewhere, Jurassic Park style, just that some bloke smuggled 2 into the lake at around the time the old couple found them and started feeding them. The crocs aren’t actually that old, just genetically engineered to grow real fast. Hence why in every sequel you see so many of them grow to giant sizes within a few years.

[@Grug_Crood]

@@ADTillion bruh moment

[@123darkpassenger]

@@ADTillion The sequels like the Anaconda sequels (excluding the second one) don’t exist. We don’t speak of such things.

[@Furyhound]

For those wondering, the reason why you fall backwards, is literally just because its easier than climbing down, and the tanks weigh WAY more when full.

[@anabanananaa]

That makes more sense, thanks.

[@taneh-d4065]

If you fall forward you can break your back due to your body being buoyant hitting the water and the heavy weight of the tank coming afterward in top. You go backwards so you are landing on your tank, not your tank landing on you

[@BandAid350z]

@@taneh-d4065I don’t think that math checks out.

[@rooplespooples]

if you fall forward, you just land in the boat

[@Furyhound]

@@BandAid350z to put it another way, it hurts a considerable amount less to land on the tank for that split second before the surface tension breaks, then to have the tank land on you.

[@snakecharmerstv78]

As for Hector suddenly forgetting to fly, he pulled so hard and fast on the collective he probably overtorqued the drive train and power train systems witch would have been very bad already but was also holding a good amount of weight in a sling load that was shifting. He was basicaly screwed. Also why was it never considered that maybe the crocs didn't migrate. It could have been released exotic pets or maybe a tropical storm took out a small zoo or herp center and the "lost" crocs where just writen off as dead?

[@tripplec6798]

24:35 I swear the sheer amount of movies that use the "I research this creature cause I want to be taken out by it" trope. Lake Placid gets a pass cause the guy outright gets called out for trying to or at the very least making it look like that was his plan.

[@mikewazowski8368]

is your pfp a troodon from the JP game?

[@tripplec6798]

@@mikewazowski8368 yes

[@mikewazowski8368]

@@tripplec6798 respect

[@JackSilver1410]

To be fair, he didn't really want to be taken out by a croc. He saw them as divine creatures and wanted to connect with it. He's more like one of those gonks you see on TV keeping lions or bears or something and saying some stupid hippy crystal-gripping bullshit like "we have a connection! We understand each other!" shortly before they get fucking mauled.

[@skyseymour3952]

What movies use that trope? I'm not trying to contradict you or imply that it isn't a thing, I just genuinely can't think of one at the moment

[@JordoValentino]

Aquatic reptiles trigger several primitive fear responses.

[@rahmadrenaldi2624]

because those reptiles aren't supposed to be there.

[@Tom_Cruise_Missile]

​@@rahmadrenaldi2624i think it's more because in our ancient habitat, aquatic reptiles are extremely dangerous

[@xboxplzfixme]

​@rahmadrenaldi2624 They're not supposed to be in their own habitat?

[@LegendOfTheFLame393]

​@@rahmadrenaldi2624have you been to Florida or literally any southern state or country they are everywhere Even hiding in the smallest ponds or under your car if it's high up

[@Not-Ap]

For good reason. Crocodiles probably only half as big as this kil thousands of people every year in Africa, India, and South East Asia. Snakes too but not as much. Then there's tigers, leopards, lions etc.. that live the swamps and jungles too who also kill many people. Camping as people do in the west in many of these places can be a death sentence. The only reason people here do it as that Europeans killed off nearly all the apex predators for agriculture. That didn't happen in other places.

[@livy_yikes]

“Sar-coh-sue-cuss” Ya’ almost had it. ⭐️

[@nomore6258]

Fun fact, North America used to have a species of massive alligator known as Deinosuchus that lived around the end of the Cretaceous. The eastern subspecies was around 30 feet long, weighed around 3-4 tons. The western subspecies was closer to fifty, and weighed ten tons. Why the size difference? Because the western subspecies had to deal with T.Rex.

[@bennettfender9927]

Deinosuchus was at most 40 feet and this would only be the case in particularly large individuals. Also it never encountered T.rex as it died out before T.rex evolved it did live alongside earlier Tyrannosaurs however like Daspletosaurus, Gorgosaurus, and Terataphoneous among others.

[@nomore6258]

Could have sworn Deinosuchus lived to the end of the Cretaceous. Also that it got over 40 foot. Maybe I just remembered wrong.

[@bennettfender9927]

@@nomore6258 Originally it was estimated as getting up to 50 feet but by the 90s these estimates were called into question. Deinosuchus itself seems to have died out at about the same time as the Western Interior Seaway was retreating it seems that it was unable to deal with the climatic changes which makes since as it does seem to have been specialized in a estuarine lifestyle. Future discoveries could of course change this but for now it seems to have died out around 73 mya.

[@Le-Korl]

“Fun fact” Utter cringe dude

[@nomore6258]

YOU’RE CRINGE!

[@grump0639]

1:57 bro really just cracked the worst joke in human history and was unable to stop himself from laughing at it. I salute you

[@travismarshall4914]

Then proceeded to go hard with it every chance he got

[@mrgermanvono35]

​@@travismarshall4914best running joke of his outside of the hatred for angler fish

[@UGNAvalon]

@mrgermanvono35 “Yep, you know it! It’s our good friend rabies/prions!”

[@thrashandburn10221]

​@@UGNAvalon real g's start with the feet

[@ballendorf]

21:13 Hate to be that guy, but Sarcosuchus wasn't actually a crocodile, it was a Pholidosaurid, a related but separate group to all living crocodylians.

[@charlesmartinez5869]

Loose circus animals seems plausible. They'd be an invasive species, able to hunt in an unfamiliar manner to local wildlife.

[@harrythompson-heap9754]

Either that or perhaps some rich a-holes kids pet that they lost when going hiking

[@jerrytuxman4421]

My mother has told me many times that from 2-9 years old, I would watch this movie over and over again. She was very concerned about it. I still love this movie.

[@mattt525]

My dad and I watched it growing up. Its better than you'd think.

[@Flint-Dibble-the-Don]

I was obsessed with the movie On Golden Pond when I was that age. Coincidence?

[@TheKrispyfort]

My kids used to call 'Jaws' "the fishie movie"

[@AirQuotes]

Aged 2! Ok I'm a little concerned too.

[@jerrytuxman4421]

@@AirQuotes Yeah, It makes me feel like baby me was a little disturbed.

[@reformed1trick739]

I'm a biologist living in maine, and all of our lakes freeze over in the winter. I just find it hard to believe that any modern crocodilian species could survive that

[@ADTillion]

The theories don’t matter anymore since they did make a prequel “Lake Placid Legacy” which explained that the crocs were made in a lab elsewhere, Jurassic Park style, just that some bloke smuggled 2 into the lake at around the time the old couple found them and started feeding them. The crocs were genetically engineered so likely were designed to survive North American winters or else they would have been less useful to manufacture.

[@ST4X-0N-ST4X]

Alligators live in frozen lakes every year in North Carolina.

[@reformed1trick739]

@@ST4X-0N-ST4X it's not the same kind of cold. A gator can survive for a little while, but not weeks or months at a time.

[@1Morey]

​@@ADTillion that was a reboot, not a prequel.

[@ADTillion]

@@1Morey As far as I recall, absolutely nowhere was that stated. It was just another Syfy flick, same as all the sequels. Syfy doesn’t really do “reboots”, they just make films that are loosely connected to one another, with some monsters occasionally having crossovers. They explicitly mention the smuggling into a Lake in Maine purely to add it into the continuity. Since then there have been zero new films, so the intent so far was that The Final Chapter is the official end of the continuity, and Legacy was a prequel, with no new continuity in development. If a different studio got the rights, sure, but this is Syfy we are talking about. They just throw a budget together and make something; they are notorious for that. They mainly just want engagement for the channel, not to create franchises in the traditional sense. These are TV movies after all, not moneymakers.

[@toospooky051]

So happy to see you do your thing on Lake Placid! RIP Betty White and her 20ft Hand Purse 😂

[@nicholas-dv1mg]

is that PFP from goblin slayer:year one?

[@BLOODKINGbro]

Idk 2023, Madison Al- USA had a 18 ft Gator.

[@cornlips7247]

Betty white swearing and telling people to s her d. 10/10 possibly best movie of all time for this alone. 😂

[@merafirewing6591]

Wouldn't that hand purse be a full-sized bag?

[@toospooky051]

@@merafirewing6591 It can be any size you like as long as it's Gucci 😂

[@alyssaashford5218]

I lived on a neighborhood block in oklahoma that had a freaking PEACOCK living in an abandoned, condemned house. It was content to being left alone but if you went anywhere near there it would not hesitate to fight you. It maimed my childhood cat and traumatized him so badly he wouldnt go outside for a few years.

[@camvalles123]

Territorial Peacock sounds like a Special Summoned Monster from Yu-Gi-Oh 😂

[@THG-3141]

If the last time you went outside you got your ass kicked by a clucking rainbow would you want to try it again?

[@LegendOfTheFLame393]

​@@THG-3141cat tried to have lunch old to find out this bird can peck it in half good thing a hawk didn't get the cat or a snow owl things a real pet killers if isnt a heavy or large dog

[@THG-3141]

@@LegendOfTheFLame393 yeah, outside of songbirds most of them are a legit threat to anything with a pulse and smaller than them.

[@mprojekt72]

A peacock is an just extra-fancy, miniature T-rex with impulse-control problems.

[@VoxAstra-qk4jz]

The philosophical and darwinian ramblings with "More Gun" playing in the background is such a way to start a video.

[@al145]

I live in the northeast, and JUST read an article about a guy further upstate who had a 20ft alligator seized from his home because his "Alligator License" expired, he had the thing for like 30-40 years or something, kept it in a heated pool.

[@davidturney2975]

Poor guy. A man should never lose his pet alligator

[@DishwasherGremlin]

@@davidturney2975poor Albert the Alligator was found to be obese and blind in both eyes, and the owner had neighborhood children swim with him unrestrained:^(

[@justarandompepe8961]

@@DishwasherGremlinwhat kind of care was he giving him, goddamn. poor Albert

[@seanowens3153]

​@@justarandompepe8961he was 40 and fed well, dude lived a good life.

[@KABLAMMATS]

@@justarandompepe8961 living for 30-40 well feed, in a heated pool, broo

[@AlwaysSunny2240]

Major respect for not editing out the voice crack

[@jbear3478]

Honestly we need to just own it

[@AngelMartinez-zn7ks]

.

[@rufescenteagle7299]

Adds to the charm

[@TheeMrRob]

Congrats on a million! Been watching for a year or so and your videos help me get through work, keep on trucking papa roanoke

[@gallendugall8913]

The "roll backwards" running gag didn't make me laugh at first but it got LOL as it went along.

[@Dark_Kevlarian]

Bro...the fact that there are LITERAL crocodiles in the ocean and chilling on beaches out there is fuckin' wild to me!

[@TheKrispyfort]

Visit Australia 🇦🇺

[@Whendidweloseit.]

Dude where I live has 200 nile crocodiles as pets... We live by the ocean and swap areas. Gators are everywhere. ( This isn't Florida) I say all the time I hope he doesn't get overwhelmed and release them.

[@ST4X-0N-ST4X]

There are saltwater crocodiles in the Caribbean, America, and Mexico. the american crocodile prefers salty or brackish water but can also go in freshwater. American Alligators also occasionally go in the ocean I've seen one surfing in the waves on the north end of Carolina Beach North Carolina, near the inlet to the Cape fear river.

[@beastmaster0934]

@@ST4X-0N-ST4X But unlike crocs, gators don’t have salt glands, which manages the levels of salt in their systems. Too much and they could die

[@Cobrawolfwyvern]

not all crocodiles can, only crocodile that we know of so far that can survive in the ocean is the salt water

[@melodieshade9662]

CONGRATS on 1 million!! I've been following you for over a year now, you are one of my favorite youtubers/biologists!

[@fammynuggy5850]

Gotta love the diver falling back joke, always a classic

[@TheRealAaronSmith]

I was excited for him to tell the actual reason, but I was even happier with the old joke

[@lordtachanka3293]

Me and the bois in the woods larping and screaming like Tuskin raiders at 2 am

[@GryphonsChannel]

Congrats on 1 million brotha🔥🔥 Very much deserved

[@bearthedevil9675]

as an aussie who has lived around crocs a fair bit, they dint have the ability to clean bite someone's head off like that, they can but they would have to bite down then flick a little, it would basically be a internal decapitation before it rips the skin.

[@PHAToregon]

Umm… good to know

[@droganovic6879]

Okay, fair enough But as a professional Australian, would your conclusion still be the same if the croc was about five times the size of the Crocs you've encountered so far? Basically, is this a mechanical hindrance that will stay no matter the size, or can it be "brute forced" to play out as in the movie This is assuming the power scales with the size of course. Please, hypothesize 😀

[@bearthedevil9675]

@@droganovic6879 I'm refusing for this one considering you just seem like you want to take the piss when I was just being insightful

[@droganovic6879]

@bearthedevil9675 no no, I'm serious. It's a genuine question. The only thing said in jest was _"professional_ Australian" Considering the rest of the world sees Australia as one of the most dangerous places on the planet, at least when it comes to wildlife. You being an Australian (that's still alive) therefore automatically makes you an expert on wildlife. That was meant to be the joke anyways. If it came across as dismissive or rude, i apologize. It wasn't meant to. I'm not too good with text, so I can see why you'd think I'd be "taking the piss" As for the actual subject matter: You said "they can" but they'd basically have to flail around to rip the skin. But other than that they _already_ have the power to do so. So, with an increase in size and therefore mass, would it be possible to circumvent the skin issue? Considering you have real world experience with Crocs you're about as much of an expert as I expect we'll get so my question still stands, respectfully. Would a croc 5x the size of the ones you've observed be able to just cut through, assuming their bite force and mass increases relatively to the size increase?

[@123darkpassenger]

I think size plays a big part, A big enough croc could easily decapitate a human imo, especially a croc as big as the one in the movie.

[@jacobgiles2268]

Man I terrified of the Lake Placid movies because I grew up like 15 minutes away from Lake Placid and Georgia

[@TangledMind1018]

Also...I dearly hope you're alright Roanoke, and you were nowhere near that bridge.

[@RoanokeGaming]

I was actually on that bridge Saturday and the plan was to leave boston and be on it this morning. I hope everyone who was on it is okay

[@jessicapage2218]

At least it's not a giant angler fish 🤷‍♂️

[@NBM1942]

What's that a reference too?

[@llanero4069]

Thank god no angler dudes this time.

[@Loreweavver]

Lol, damnit. You beat me to it.

[@Loreweavver]

​@@NBM1942anglerfish, duh.

[@tylerbabcock1376]

How is that not already a horror movie?

[@AutobotR-524]

4:32 my guy turned into a Black Templar the moment he sensed that adultery.

[@CDSAfghan]

Abhor the witch

[@neckbeardcat6777]

Roanoke has a history of shitting on cheaters in his videos. The man's definitely consistent.

[@masterda3308]

​@@neckbeardcat6777Don't forget bad parents too

[@thylacocoalthy6228]

For a prehistoric theory, it couldn't be a relic population of Saltwater Crocodile (Tethys sea closed up about 50-40 million years ago, the ancestors of all Crocodylus existed by then, probably around Africa, just not Saltwater crocs as a species yet), but it could still be a new species of Crocodile, probably closest to American Crocodile, just filling the shore ambush niche. Typically Deinosuchus comes up, being the famous North American giant crocodilian (if the palaeontologist didn't mention it, it sort of just proves they didn't actually talk to one when making the script).

[@thylacocoalthy6228]

The North America/South America land bridge is pretty recent (2.5 million years), but the equatorial ocean currents go from East to West (which is why Fiji has Iguanas), with reliable currents direct to the Americas getting too cold.

[@TheArklyte]

If something ended up somewhere it doesn't belong -consult proctologist- it likely was an exotic pet that was released. There are too many such stories. And I'm happy that winters in my country are STILL cold enough not to allow something like tarantulas to proliferate😅

[@andony941]

Dude where do you live in my country temperatures can go below -5 celcious and we have tarantulas a friend of mine has one as a pet he got from a local park😂

[@KimiTakami]

I was just thinking, "Yeah, it got there because of the exotic pet trade, and its former owner abandoned it when it started getting too big and too aggressive.

[@isaaclopez8472]

Until you think your home is pretty warm 😳

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

This is the most likely explanation for these Crocodiles being in Maine in this story.

[@Backinblackbunny009]

​@@KimiTakami there wasn't much of an exotic pet trade in 1840s NE Maine but I could totally see a circus transporting their animals over the waterways in the area, perhaps to Canada and losing a young crocodile overboard to negligence.

[@erickchristensen746]

7:30 Bears and wolves are natural predators to Moose as well. The orca thing happens, just not very often. I do love the rest of the video though.

[@alicegraham1571]

Grizzlies can take down an adult Moose. Wolverines can also hunt one depending on the advantage and opportunity

[@Jimera0]

I'm guessing that "murky" you saw on the wall at that lake was a muskellunge, large predatory freshwater fish common in many waterways throughout eastern North America, concentrated around the great lakes and St. Laurence river. They're basically bigger, nastier relatives of pike, a fish you might be more familiar with. Not known to attack people much, though there have been a very small handful of incidents (3 in the last 20 years). They can do a bit of damage if they do bite you, though only really to your muscles. They certainly look pretty monstrous, but pose pretty much no threat to people. They're among the most prestigious catches a North American angler can make, so I bet whoever mounted the one you saw was really proud of it.

[@Magic6GMC]

I could t tell if he was joking or actually being serious about the “Murky” line lmao

[@Ezrablynx]

I live in FL: every freshwater body is filled with stuff that haunts my nightmares. Alligators are only one of those.

[@KillerChrono666]

Snakeheads, leeches, brain eating anembas, Florida man, the occasional American croc(significantly more dangerous then an alligator, unless it's a upset bull), pythons, extra large fish, super herpagonaria crabs, meth, chemical pollution, politians. Am I missing anything?

[@cyncir]

@@KillerChrono666cottonmouths

[@KillerChrono666]

@@cyncir Eastern rattle snake and southern copperheads

[@Ezrablynx]

@@cyncir t 0

[@victorbernal6557]

@@KillerChrono666 bull sharks

[@DWolfsGaming119]

That "Actually They're not dinosaurs Roanoke" part got me i was drinking a soda and almost what felt like i was gonna die form choking, when i heard that. I love these videos.

[@TimJohniLL]

“The cow survived” Touché sir. You slide in the best deadpan jokes. Even if you meant that literally I took it to mean the fat croc dude

[@Halden.]

2:00 This has always been one of my all time favorite jokes, thank you for making it in this video.

[@nacidocoqui]

I mean Roanoke Gaming vids are great in and of themselves, but Muscle Car/Angler Fish segways and surprise 40K are just **Chef's Kiss**

[@FlavioSantos-uw1mr]

I was watching some old Halo videos of yours, one of the times you were saying thank you for 70, 80 subs? And programming a special video for 100 this is amazing, I've been following you since ~2018, I'm very happy to see how much the channel has grown, good luck man, I wish you all the best! PS: So close to 1M

[@mondogeckosexoticsandoddit5866]

I'm in Alberta and about 10 years ago a crocodile was found in a river south of Calgary, don't underestimate what people will release into the wild..

[@vexile1239]

Looks outside to see emus patrolling the streets: indeed people are crazy

[@donovanbradford8231]

Hell full grown bull sharks have been found in the icy waters of the Great Lakes at this point the issue is more the size of the croc not being seen for...the longest time.

[@mammajamma4397]

Am I the one woman watching this channel? 😂😂😂

[@sarina1234ful]

I'm the side chick then hahaha

[@spacetasticmothmam]

Nah, I’m here lol

[@marysmith2060]

No, I enjoy Papa Ronoake.

[@Mangascribbler]

I’m here too!

[@John-hr3xg]

Wuumaaan!

[@rolleslideways]

The biggest crocodile ever caught in Australia was shot by Polish woman Krystyna Pawlowski in Australia - at 8.6m (28ft). Shot in Queensland, Australia in 1957. they named it Krys and he weighed 2 tons

[@incarnateflame3462]

They pulled a 22 foot alligator out of the tiny trinity river in Dallas, so you can kind of imagine whats out there in the untamed wilds. The trinity is almost like a canal. It does have parts that are rugged and just inaccessible by all things other than foot up on the shores but this thing was pulled up in a populated area. Wild.

[@ohlorditsviper3099]

17:00 this actually has happened around Australia before, giant croc that tourists call “Brutus”. He lost one of his front legs fighting a shark in open water AND WINNING. Nowadays people visit the giant croc as a tourist attraction and feed him whole steaks as a treat.

[@ehnoobsemaj7774]

Built boat docks in North and South Carolina for a while, mostly on Lake Wylie. One day I noticed a long jawbone in the riprap along the shore, it had some knarly teeth. Knew immediately but had to ask my coworkers about it. That was the day I realized we did in fact have massive Gator Gar swiming around with us!

[@ehnoobsemaj7774]

P.S. the fishermen who snag the Gars will break off the bottom jaw of the fish to keep them from killing the desirable fish. That's why a random jaw bone was found lol

[@Tom_Cruise_Missile]

​@@ehnoobsemaj7774 Damn man aren't they super rare? What a shitty thing to do.

[@johnmichaelrutherford3514]

@@Tom_Cruise_Missile they're an invasive species in North and South Carolina, it's protecting the native ecosystem when they do that.

[@ehnoobsemaj7774]

@@Tom_Cruise_Missile I don't think they are, people catch them a good bit where I'm from. They do take a while to reach sexual maturity tho so maybe they are. A lot of people I knew claim to have caught at least one or two around that lake

[@oblyvyon_gaming5042]

They are not rare and they are more likely to attack you than a gator

[@huntercrindson3927]

Congrats on the 1 mil man! Now waiting for Roanoke tales to hit it so you could do some camping.

[@rajrajmarley]

It’s an old game now, but I think a series of you playing Subnautica would be very entertaining. I think you’d enjoy it. It could be a test of your adrenal and cardiopulmonary systems. You know, just to make sure everything’s working how it’s supposed to.

Oh he would LOVE the crashfish and Reapers, maybe the Ghost if chat could con him into going out into the void.

[@nickleback3695]

That "murky" you saw was actually a musky, and they don't reach 6ft, they max out at around 60 inches.

[@ADTillion]

He described it as a freshwater barracuda and even showed a clip of barracuda when the actual animal is a pike, so I don’t think he really cares for details about it.

[@justinrenaud4818]

Only 5 ft long instead of 6 😂 love muskies tho.

[@michaelmenei5403]

My headcanon is the crocs in this film were actually descendants of deinosuchus that overtime became smaller yet still big by modern animal standards and just recently awakened from dormancy.

[@DoomGuy20]

Minor spoiler alert, but the Crocodile was an experiment from a pharmaceutical company, that was then moved to that lake.

[@donovanbradford8231]

Huh so alligators from New York weren't the only ones

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Was it Umbrella?

[@Lioness006]

Where in the world did you get that from? I've seen the movie dozens of times and that's never come up.

[@DoomGuy20]

@@Lioness006 It's from Lake Placid Legacy from 2018. It's one of those cheap schlocky horror movies, like Pirahnaconda

[@Lioness006]

@@DoomGuy20 ahhh. I don't think I saw any of the ones past 3 or 4. That would explain it. Lol

[@Theology.101]

If i had infinite money, I would drop about 40 thousand cheetahs into the Australia Outback just to see what the fuck will happen. I bet they’d do aight

[@JoseHernandez-xv2bt]

I think they’d team up with the local wildlife and take over Australia

[@ace_of_cups4096]

Are there even that many cheetahs in the world today? 😭 Edit: there aren't 😢🥲

[@Theology.101]

@@ace_of_cups4096 but if you donate to my go-fund me campaign…

[@shinryuvarias4507]

Tell the world how you got so many yo. That's more than 4x the amount of Cheetah left. xD

[@Theology.101]

@@ace_of_cups4096But with your help-

[@DarkSouls2201]

Yo, Roanoke, don't ever change man, Your quips to end sentences is legendary.

[@jonmurphy4889]

I think you mean a muskellunge or muskie😂 It's the largest member of the Pike family... Never heard them called a murkie? before😂

[@victoriawilde6878]

I was just about to add this, because I had to look it up never having heard of this name or nickname before. The description of 'freashwater barricuda' had me thinking that's the only thing I can think of he might be talking about.

[@shadowclever]

So did black belt levels of Google Fu and found a forum post from 2006 calling them Murkie. Both the lake in the forum and this video are in Ontario. Maybe it's a local thing? Because I'm with you on the Muskie as well. Things are so much fun once you actually manage to get one on the line. Def lives up to the "Fish of 10,000 casts" moniker.

[@BeetleBuns]

yea it's gotta be a muskie lol

[@jonmurphy4889]

@@shadowclever That's what I was thinking definitely probably a local thing

[@cooper10182]

Ah, Muskie, if its a freshwater anything in the northeast, it probably either has Muskies or Pike in it. Heck My uncle had 2 record Muskie pulled from a very small lake in the finger lakes region for several years.

[@vincentfalcone8802]

i will legit never forget the old lady warning about the croc or whatever. burned into my retinas and right after we saw this in the theatre as a family my dad booked a roadtrip up to lake placid for a weekend. also you grew up in the 90's you know how people used to view sugar and junkfood as like totally acceptable snacks, shit there are still commercials for snickers and other candy bars for hunger

[@StormFreeze]

"Eat a snickers. You're not you when you're hungry"

[@hurrsia]

"ACKSHULLY, DER NOT DINOSAURS, ROANOEK!" Holy hell, that made me laugh. XD Such a perfect impersonation.

[@NotYourFriendPal]

Shout out 40k fans. That clip was perfect

[@ericastein3926]

I absolutely adore this movie. So glad to see Roanoke covering it. Now if he can cover Twister my nostalgia train will be complete.

[@laneandfriendsmusic754]

Hey Ro, I noticed a lot of your anatomical breakdowns and figured I should ask you to cover the mutants in Darkwood. They range from simple dogs changed by the woods to straight up human centipedes, and human spiders that slink and slither in ways you’d find interesting. I figured this suggestion should give you a little insight to cover some more cool, and unique specimens in other games of the same genre. I love your content, so keep it up!

[@alonzocantu9075]

this movie used to be my comfort movie when i was a kid, don’t know why, but it’s nostalgia. thanks for reminding me it exist! got so excited when i saw the thumbnail when i got home today 😁

[@mr.j36b82]

the amount of times he talks about falling backward into the water and the amount of extremely personal details and outtakes makes this video feel like a cry for help, S tier content, would watch again.

[@louenatnine51]

Roanoke lives in my city? As the single woman watching his channel, it's my time to shine.

[@RoanokeGaming]

See you at stellas 😂

[@8darktraveler8]

@@RoanokeGamingGoing to end up in a freeza or worse, in love hahaha.

[@youcanhandlethetruth4695]

@@RoanokeGaming The First Info of 30 Sec is Wrong and I could show you a Prove Gore Video in India, where a Woman was Rolled in half. And the Familie was Talking and Crying with here for Minutes, knowing they can do nothing to save here. We can Survive Crazy Things. Never Mind Love your Channel.

[@thelikebutton4405]

​@@youcanhandlethetruth4695 Are you heavily regarded or something?

[@sarajohnson6855]

Get it girly!

[@TheQuickchair]

Giant Angler Fish -exists Roanoke- nah, I'd win

[@prennal1]

Love your videos. Keep up the amazing work ❤

[@kranbo511]

Never thought I’d see you cover Lake Placid, been one of my childhood favorites/guilty pleasures my whole life being from Maine

[@BodeWinsGames97]

roanoke's dad jokes keep hitting me from left field even when i see'em coming LMAO KEEP EM COMING BABEH

[@FatBoiSaint]

One mil. lets goooooooooooooo. Good job man.

[@personnelproton]

Been falling asleep to your videos. Thank you Roa.

[@Desaki65]

DOOOOOOOOD. Are your dreams trippy AF or what? Inquiring minds... 🤣 🤘🏾

[@mehcutcheon2401]

make sure you fall backwards, because if you fall forward...

[@thesci28]

Living in Canada I had to look up Kashagawigamog lake, turns out I live close to this lake. I realise now when he said "Murky", he meant Musky, or the Muskellunge. Yes, those boys can get huge and are known to eat ducks.

[@JB-bm1to]

I just googled “musky fish” and I am horrified. I’m stoned and it made me jump seeing the first picture.

[@Susievelociraptor6837]

Yo, congratulations on 1 million subscribers

[@godzillakingofthemonsters5812]

Saltwater crocodile: appears in the Pliocene Roanoke: "Uh yeah it got trapped by mid Cretaceous shallow seas in Maine"

[@dljprogun]

7:29 Actually grizzly bears hunt moose too.

[@dljprogun]

@XxgremIin_guyxX Packs of wolves yes. (A single wolf is not much of a match for an adult bull)

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

@@dljprogun and sometimes a wolverine

[@Arsus-gp6ih]

Young or old sick ones not healtly adults a healtly adult Moose fucks up bears and wolfs

[@Kgossage777]

​@Arsus-gp6ih lol no, they do not. Brown bear kill moose all the time by shear force. Wolves chase them to exhaustion. Either way, moose get eaten alive by both animals

[@Arsus-gp6ih]

@@Kgossage777 acctually no bears go for either young or sick or old same with wolfs

[@benlikestomine8893]

This video fell on my feed today and I was entertained the whole time. I love your humor and content my friend! Keep up the great work! Subscribed!!

[@theonlytnargmatt]

As a complete aside from all that "nerdy science stuff" your taste in background music is absolutely based roanoke.

[@thadc5937]

The falling foward joke was golden every time

[@Mephilis78]

My highschool girlfriend thought the dead moose head was the scariest part lol

[@JuanWonOne]

12:19 Dammit man! What happens when we fall forward!!!! This is very important information.

[@thisworldislame4412]

You ram into the boat.He already said this earlier...hence the gag

[@DaniTGW]

So happy to see this movie make it onto here! I unironically love Lake Placcid, but only the first movie. We don't talk about the other movies

[@appl2u]

INSTANT THUMBS UP FOR THE USE OF THE ASTARTES CLICK! Also thank you for making these videos Roanoke! I am a long time viewer and really enjoy the science breakdowns you do. I hope you keep up the great work man! Much love! 👍

[@KnightofBretonnia]

16:50 There was a show called Animal Face-Off on Animal Planet and they had an episode about a saltwater croc vs a shark, and the shark basically annihilated it haha. Pretty certain the episode is on youtube.

[@farmschoolchicks1913]

It could be fun if Roanoke fact checked that series... if they left out something that completely changed the outcome it’d be hilarious

[@CryptidRenfri]

Sharks fight with crocs a lot here in Australia. The outcome varies, sometimes crocs win, and I assume sometimes sharks win. It probably mostly depends on which is bigger I suppose. Plenty of crocs getting around with shark bite marks and missing legs. Kinda like a sperm whale with scars from giant squid lol

[@Situtlab]

They should have just put a great white shark in the lake.

[@ADTillion]

@@Situtlab It would’ve died from the freshwater. A bullshark would work though. Those are more likely to meet both crocs and alligators too.

[@Situtlab]

@@ADTillion I know, it’s a silly comment for a silly movie.

[@VengenceWolf]

Don't know why, but this episode hit me with all the giggles. Love your work, brother. Keep up the greatness.

[@DarkSoulsEMT1331]

Hey I live in Huntsville!!! And your channel is one of my favorites

[@TheKrispyfort]

REQUEST: 'Alligator' from the 1980s (early VHS days) 'Jaws' was why we didn't get in the ocean. 'Alligator' was why we didn't get in the pool.

[@happytuna7275]

Jesus Christ that "WOW" jumpscared me. I'm alone surrounded by trees in the middle of the night and i thought some lunatic screamed in my ear

[@EggBoi_8]

My lord you jumped too. I'm out at night having smoke and a good watch and just hear a wow In my headphones that was perfectly separated from your other audio. I thought someone was behind me.

[@happytuna7275]

Same i almost choked on the smoke i turned my head so fast

[@RmRa71893]

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 1 MILLION STRONG!!!!!! CONGRATS BROTHER!!!!

[@bronzebard3852]

I am a female who's a huge fan of this channel and its content. My family enjoys this channel as well so keep it up. We nerds and geeks have to stick together especially with Idoitcracy running rampant.

[@TheOkalanedca]

wow multiple mr president jokes without long rant about the back story to that joke/reference so proud

[@hectorlumbagoCringe]

I watched this movie when I was like 6, and often visited Maine lakes, it had a pretty big impact on me lol

[@puppet1231]

this is my favorite channel for getting my Hypochondria active

[@jordanjajdelski5586]

I'd say they're probably either a relitive of or related to the American Crocodile that over time migrated up the east coast and adapted to the colder temperatures like alligators and probably lived alongside them and died out when the megafauna did, considering we see its eaten a bear, cow and moose it probably ate bigger animals and this is how it probably didn't compete with alligators since they eat smaller animals. These crocodiles probably then spread up north to Maine and what we see here is a relic population that's being kept alive due to the productivity of the surrounding environment and/or the old lady feeding them. Or at least that's what I think.