The Signs Aliens Invasion Explained | Why would they choose Earth considering water melts them

[@RoanokeGaming]

Comment what you actually think a texas chili bowl is

[@kae-mw5gw]

power cuts

[@coolpool4191]

No idea

[@dog4579]

Pog

[@skrog907]

Clearly a bowl of chili had in Texas

[@skrog907]

Or when someone diarrheas tex mex directly in your mouth, you never know with these things.

[@koenvandamme6901]

Imagine these poor guys walking into the suburbs just as everyone's automatic sprinkler system kicks in.

[@AndrossUT]

Seriously. How did they not get stuck in a field when irrigation started?

[@luisarvizo6546]

Damn that'd destroy them

[@brandontrammel4581]

@Meba 😂

[@brandontrammel4581]

@Meba 😂

[@militaryhistoryguy827]

Fatality

[@Overlord99762]

The most unrealistic thing is a farmer in America who doesn't have a gun

[@militaryhistoryguy827]

I know right?

[@militaryhistoryguy827]

I guess that was the twist?

[@pureruckuspower2165]

Pacifism is for bitches. 'Merica.

[@papasmurf205]

He was a priest lol

[@Overlord99762]

@@papasmurf205 and priests can't have guns? They aren't Buddhist monks

[@shadbird8772]

"I found their weakness. They're powerless without their heads!" - Mahalik.

[@DragonfireVEVO]

I believe Sun Tzu said that first

[@disfuncionexe]

@@DragonfireVEVO sun Tzu said that, and he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal, BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT! then her perfected it so no living man could could best him in the ring of honor. THEN he used his fight money to buy two of every animal, then her herded them on to a boat and beat the crap out of every single one of them. and from then on every time a bunch of animals are in one place its called a Tzu..... UNLESS ITS A FARM

[@kaidelalobamadrid]

@@disfuncionexe how the hell did i only get the joke "its called a Tzu" now?! i just thought it was funny, didnt even consider that it was a pun(Zoo and Tzu sound the same and that makes it a god-tier pun)!

[@Azachor]

@@kaidelalobamadrid happy volvo noises

[@disfuncionexe]

@@kaidelalobamadrid its meet the solder if you couldn't already tell. its also from my memory.

[@annieeames2282]

Signs STILL scares me. I think it's the way how we focus on the family not the aliens, that's how it'll feel if it ever actually happened. Not shots of ships coming in or thr army fighting them, but a family eating a meal together while they try to not panic.

[@samuraibeatzz]

The movie Dark Skies has a similar scene and it’s also done very well

[@animeandwieardness6132]

I always enjoyed this aspect of the movie. Such a fresh insight to American resolve during a crisis, even fictional

[@forfuckssake6269]

The directing from m night was phenomenal and ahead of its time too! The way he let you know that the aliens were around you but didn’t show them kept you on edge, the foot steps the clicking the camouflage was what terrified me as a kid. Had he put the aliens in our face it yeah it would’ve been unsettling but would’ve gotten old quick

[@dr.altoclef9255]

The shot of the alien walking Bigfoot style kind of dulled it for me. The things lurking around the farm, only occasionally being seen, like they’re scouting the place out, that works, but then revealing them to be like…your standard ‘Gray’ but longer suddenly reduces that for me.

[@chrishodgson3567]

@@samuraibeatzz dark skies was awesome. I still recommend it

[@TheGhostbusterfan]

In the immortal words of Charlie Sheen "They've mastered space travel, but can't get through a wooden door."

[@BaldyAngry]

Wooden doors are the key why aliens havent invaded earth yet , we are protected.

[@cmath4871]

"I see a wooden suit of armor around the world." Tony Stark maybe.

[@Gking0906]

@@BaldyAngry we should build a giant wooden door in space in order to protect us from aliens, just in case you know

[@M_Alexander]

I mean, maybe wood is super unique to Earth

[@starfishhugger6232]

@@M_Alexander How amazing would it be if aliens came to invade with weapons that could totally disintegrate metal and stone. But when they see wood, all that speaking at the doors is them going "what the FUCK is THIS stuff??!!"

[@AsterikTeenus]

Creature: *Has no feet to speak of* Roanoke: *Sad biologist noises*

[@lupusmacbeth8784]

that is when he needs to go "starting with the meat" and a closeup of the groin. natural next step.

[@woadblue]

@@lupusmacbeth8784 no... NOOOOO!!! they're humanoid chameleons! You have cursed my vivid imagination.

[@glenngriffon8032]

that's never stopped him before

[@cartoonfantasy4541]

@@woadblue ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Emess_902]

.......why do you even bring up the topic : feet

[@milk1535]

"The US has forged a contract with Nerf to create 3 million supersoakers"

[@alegendarywolf3278]

Exactly!! Turns out we wouldnt need advance weaponry against an alien race who mastered space travel to get to us, all we need is the water guns we used as kids smfh!!

[@scottphillips8317]

Wrong company bro.

[@patricksosa3380]

Ballistic Soaker lol

[@michaelcrow9371]

@@scottphillips8317 nope nerf actually makes supersoakers like the xp100.

[@scottphillips8317]

@@michaelcrow9371 well fuck me, I stand corrected. That's how old I am apparently.

[@mid_life_crisis13]

Having been outside the pharmacy where they filmed the scene down the street from my house, I know it accurately takes place in late September/early October as the growth of the corn shows. Loved the film. My only problem is how the aliens survived the intense amount of dew in the cornfield at night. I played in cornfields at night as a child, and my friends and I would get soaked. 🤔

[@Missmori]

i too live in that area, and yeah. dear god. all the dew. i can't walk to work without my shoes getting soaked when i cross the abandoned railroad tracks.

[@franciscocota6440]

Alien magic

[@JASON--VOORHEES]

Morrisville right?

[@momkatmax]

That's why they petered out in their invasion. Earthly Holy Water.

[@Dogfathergrooming]

They are demons hence the only water that hurts them comes from a priest

[@Randerson2409]

"Caveman brain will continue anyhow!" Well, if that isn't the most concise explanation of how humans react to unusual situations, I don't know what is

[@silverfox2419]

That's probably the virus wondering why the caveman brain still continues

[@artificerdrachen6908]

The aliens have just as much "caveman brain" in this instance, prancing around naked in an environment hostile to them when they clearly have the technology to be decked out in sealed power armor.

[@spookieboogi6161]

Take a look at Twitter lot of caveman brain activity going on over there

[@glenngriffon8032]

Hit with stick, if stick not work use bigger stick. If bigger stock not work throw rock. If rock not work throw rock harder. If rock still not work throw metal rock! If metal rock not work throw harder with explosive. If metal rock with explosive not work USE BIGGER METAL ROCK WITH BIGGER EXPLOSIONS! Or throw explosion. If explosion not work, throw bigger explosions till scary is dead or planet is dead whichever come first. -Art of Fight by Thog.

[@TotallyRealistic]

@@glenngriffon8032 Forget not, throw rock if thing far! Hit with stick if thing close! Yell at thing if rock no hit. Yell at thing if rock do hit. Yell at thing when hit with stick. Yell.

[@jaimieking4340]

Imagine the chaos and panic that insued when the aliens first experienced what earthlings call "rain".

[@JuMiKu]

Imagine they had tried to attack Britain or Germany or better yet the rainforest first.

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

Lol.

[@garden7549]

And what the aliens call "pain"

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

@@garden7549 LMAO!

[@users10116]

@@JuMiKu one of the stupid thing the aliens have done is attacking india as much as india is hot in temperature when it rain here its no joke they will probably be melted in a matter of second

[@unfinishedsentenc5308]

This movie with its infamous "birthday party" scene. Scared me when I was younger. Such a great movie though

[@sithlordshaun_]

Same bro. The first time actually watched the movie form start to finish, I was 14 😂 for the longest time I was to scared to watch it.

[@jessicawilson1751]

Yeah, that scared me when I first saw it. I was also 14.

[@hinamori857]

Literally gave me nightmares as a kid. Honestly nothing has lived up to how scared that made me.

[@sithlordshaun_]

@@jessicawilson1751 after I watched it, it became one of my favorite movies.

[@gonzalogutierrez510]

The build up to that scene was nicely done. It scared me quite a lot

[@YikesIsMe]

was terrified by this movie as a kid, and still get chills from some scenes.

[@VlIl]

You rewatched the scenes even without the most important aspect and still got chills. Imagine he included the music

[@steviesalazar3992]

Imagine if signs just turned into an Independence Day style movie and every one is walking around with super soakers and water balloons

[@ragaboi4103]

water missile

[@ragaboi4103]

water: BOYS IM BACKKKKK

[@efxnews4776]

The aliens have show his litlle gas thing in his arm... Me: How cute... how about THIS! Pull down the pants!

[@Armywarfair.]

@@efxnews4776 fight fire with fire gass them back with some lovely mustard gass and serene gass

[@zeus28frenzy]

ITTTTTS SHOOOOW TIME

[@Yeorl]

"Have you ever wanted to fist fight an alien?" - Why yes, yes I have.

[@remen_emperor]

Whether you beat them or are beaten by then, you will be a winner

[@sunshinesashaa8250]

would pay to see a pro mma fighter scrap with an alien

[@Ohflipsnap]

You can absolutely do that in Perfect Dark. It's more fun to do that against the Skedar than the Maians though, since the Maians are essentially Oddjob from Goldeneye.

[@klutzspecter3470]

Rip and tear until it is done.

[@EggDog15Best]

Hopefully not in a farm. Jug Head would be too distracted

[@Rqptor_omega]

Just realized... If these aliens tried to attack us and used their claws to slash at us,they would be pretty much slashing at barrels of acid since our blood contains quite a lot of water

[@RGInquisitor]

Reverse Alien, lol

[@lund5869]

TRUE

[@DxBlack]

It's be like playing _Noita..._

[@moscow9394]

I mean they could had been smart enough to use lazers to kill us, *but they didn't..*

[@jerry12314]

@@moscow9394 They likely didn't fight like a regular army. They can render themselves invisible through camouflaged and snatched people and as the movie implied engaged in hand to hand combat. That's probably how they went.

[@daldre8710]

Your explanation on the aliens and being a possible pawn for a stronger species got me wanting a part two of this movie.

[@msharp6887]

The best part about this movie for me, was the fact that the aliens weren't some sort of unbeatable creatures. They bleed, break and die just as easily as us, just have different adaptions

[@CantankerousDave]

And no pants. Exhibitionist weirdos.

[@msharp6887]

@@CantankerousDave damn right. Bunch of perverts

[@harajukubarbie368]

soo true bestie

[@spinosaurusstriker]

you must love most alien movies then xd

[@msharp6887]

@@spinosaurusstriker i do

[@demonickiller6315]

"truth is often stranger than fiction" yeah their skin didnt even burn, it microscopically exploded lmao.

[@JacobVonRoker]

its like super eczema

[@MRx36000]

Our water is their Xenomorphe blood! lol

[@decimation9780]

@The One, The Only, The Official Mr. Troll Face Ah, dangly bits, the biggest weakness of any creature that possesses them.

[@KaiserStormTracking]

@@decimation9780 .... We know Ronokes Weakness

[@apxkunai8470]

This movie horrified me as a child. Whenever I was bad my parents would say they would make me watch this movie in the dark. This movie was great

[@riftsplitter2159]

your parents knew how to discipline a child hell i grew up when resident evil was becoming the newest big thing so i has a extensive fear of flesh eating zombies if my parents had of used that against me things would have been easier for them xD

[@medicorene]

Man, it used to give me the creeps, glad to know I'm not alone.

[@luieescobar3687]

Bro me too!! I remember after watching this movie I was scared as hell for about a week Lol. Specially whenever I had to do something in the backyard at night, I felt like one of those aliens were going to pop out on me from behind the bushes like in the news scene smh 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@gutsandcasca4244]

Yeah same this movie was an absolute nightmare for me, especially when I had to go out too the store at night to get milk from the corner store. I would look at the roofs and make sure there wasn’t an alien standing there and staring at me.

[@hellkatt_8943]

I also was terrified of this movie as a kid, with my sister always that they would make me watch it, but now I just so how good of a movie it is

[@marsmech]

The Signs Aliens are a species I 100% need more info on. somebody needs to write a official book or comic book on what the heck they want / were doing.

[@squirlmy]

There's a theory on KZbin that they were demons, not aliens. The whole movie centers around a priest regaining his faith. We see no spaceships, just lights in the sky. The glasses of water might technically be considered "holy water", being in the priest's house. That's why it burns, not just any water will do. It all adds up.

[@ANTIStraussian]

Unless they are demons and only hurt by holy water

[@Wolfgang-j4u]

I like the theory that the aliens we see in the movie are just scouts genetically engineered to die easily so that they can’t be captured and the aliens leave after collecting information about us.

[@exile2721]

Reminds me of the red shirts that were sent down in star trek to scout. At least from what I remember that's what they were used for so it might be a play on that which is also a fun little theory. Makes total sense too if going by that logic, why send your best when you can send in expendables to do your bidding

[@troin3925]

@Lucas De Araújo Marques I think you're overthinking that theory. I've been seeing people do that a lot down here and I barely see that for any other movie, show, etc.

[@troin3925]

@Lucas De Araújo Marques Fair enough

[@jmlaw8888]

I like the theory that the writer/director was a pretentious ass who got full of himself and blended an excellent display of extra-terrestrial horror with his own idiotic and sanctimonious religious sensibilities. Seriously without the religious baggage this could have easily been the greatest alien visitation horror ever made. Now its just the 50/50 split movie between great and dumb.

[@charlesmartel777xx]

It was a raid to harvest humans, this is stated in the movie during a radio broadcast

[@pabloarellano5485]

Aliens: have a crippling weakness agains water Me: “I need a weapon” “Right this way” Me and the boys pulling out the water guns of our childhood

[@macrussell78]

The sequel to "Zombies ate my neighbors" we all need.

[@Emess_902]

Water cannons. Pressure hoses.

[@kabob0077]

"You have the fire hose, Cortana."

[@spartana1116]

Hell we can piss on them and win

[@Emess_902]

@@spartana1116 Legends never die. They just go MIA after they piss on people.

[@ninedivines5374]

Imagine if aliens invaded and thought that TV and the Internet was absolute fact and they see someone playing doom so they just leave because they don't want to fight the slayer

[@CrypteGardien]

Reverse Galaxy Quest. Awesome.

[@alexporter7379]

To be fair, I would leave too if I thought Master Chief, Doom Slayer, and Gundam's were real.

[@briannewman532]

@@CrypteGardien Beat me to it.

[@angelfuturejob]

Imagine if they invaded just to play video games and steal the consoles

[@Emess_902]

Master Cheif you mean.

[@rudeboyjohn3483]

Imagine being the general that stategized the invasion. "Ok, lets get down there. No armor, no weapons." "We're invincible, just as long as we don't get wet!" "That sure is the bluest planet in this system...wonder what all that liquid stuff is..."

[@merafirewing6591]

"Boys, it's time to break out the water guns."

[@christianwiese9887]

ignorance like that is not unheard of in human history. see france's and german reich's invasions of russia without accounting for winter. or chinas "war" on sparrows.

[@junrobin9335]

Maybe the aliens have never seen water before and they're like. That's an interesting looking planet for us! later AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS THERE ACID ALL AROUND WHAT THE HELL!!!! Everyone yelling to retreat.

[@CerotheDemon]

After rewatching this movie fairly recently, it seemed more like the alien was surprised that the water was able to do such significant damage

[@troin3925]

I like to think that water never existed on their planet. _But I guess I'm the only one who thinks that!_

[@Zen-751]

@@troin3925 no, no you are not weirdo

[@bobbysalkeld2634]

My question is that they obviously have knowledge of gas as the alien spits it out of it's wrist proboscus, so wouldn't that presuppose a knowledge of liquid and therefore water?

[@Zen-751]

@@bobbysalkeld2634 Maybe, Maybe not. That could have been a slave class that was sent down there to see how the humans would respond. The slaves not knowing how water from earth would react and that's why it looked surprised. As far as the gas goes the could be normal for that species body to produce. Liquid on their planet could be different than earth. It really all comes down to the writers

[@artexfyne8122]

@@Zen-751 Could have been interdimensional and this was their first physical experience. testing the waters so to speak - still would take half a second to notice hydrogen and oxygen

[@MrRobschnieder]

I always assumed the Aliens knew of the water and their weakness but the move to earth was out of desperation, most basic answer to why someone would make a survival choice that doesnt normally make logical sense.

[@homeslice2825]

That’s actually pretty smart

[@efxnews4776]

Poor aliens don't even have protective gear like EVA suits...

[@silent_stalker3687]

Not really, basically just invade a world where it rains acid, animals bleed acid and so on. Now watch the movie Predator, there you go. Now imagine them needing a moral boost and their government just deciding to invade a premature planet to say ‘see how easy we wiped this death world’ Basically: humans are space orcs

[@Tower-kn1dr]

@@silent_stalker3687 Well they are so poor they dont have clothes so he can be right.

[@silent_stalker3687]

@@Tower-kn1dr “I survived 40 days and 40 nights on a planet which animals bled acid, acid fell from the sky and I killed many bare handed, without any armor.” - Suck it Predators, fuck’n your fancy weapons and armor!

[@Volvith]

Humans: "Aliens are so stupid, why come here if it's dangerous for them." Also Humans: *_"Trust me, we can make Mars habitable by nuking the ever living fuck out of the polar caps."_*

[@marse5729]

It makes sense why the aliens would attack us, but I mean come on, they could've at LEAST bothered to wear a suit. No human would be crazy enough to step onto a completely alien planet with no suit.

[@tconnelly8]

At least a raincoat

[@nightigal]

Seriously I get they can camouflage and that's great for recon, but when recon is over and the real invasion begins they could have put worn something to protect themselves.

[@hewhoisme4343]

@@marse5729 That's true but they also might have been extremely desperate, maybe their home became inhabitable

[@marse5729]

@@hewhoisme4343 They're clearly a very advanced species given that they managed to travel to Earth in massive spaceships undetected, and they clearly had enough food to sustain themselves given they were there for at least several days if not upwards of a month. If they had little to no food or weapons on them, then why bother attacking in the first place rather than surrendering and hoping they get peacefully accepted? Either way, stepping out of their ships to try attacking us with nothing but their claws and rather mild poisonous gas was one of the worst choices they could've possibly made. If this happened in real life the aliens wouldn't last a day.

[@jonathanskipper9796]

I always liked that the aliens in Signs lose in a single night... which is exactly what you'd expect if you sent an invasion into an environment that is saturated with super acid. It makes the invasion seem more like a desperation move rather than a well-planned, long-term invasion (War of the Worlds would be a better example of aliens plotting and planning long in advance, but still losing to what should be common sense to an advanced species). They don't stick around and try to fight it out, they go in, realize they're completely unprepared, and then leave. 12-hour invasion.

[@SpadeDraco]

An interesting fan theory I've heard is that the original twist of the film was going to reveal that the "Aliens" were actually Demons. They have cloven hooves, can't open doors on their own, get burned by water in the house of a holy man. The central character arc involves the protagonist resolving his crisis of faith. It really does kinda feel like they were something else that got retooled into aliens halfway through production.

[@Firestar-TV]

​​@@SpadeDracoI love that Theory. I assume though it was planned from the Beginning that everyone should think they are actually Aliens. Also never noticed the Hooves

[@gabrielclark1425]

Considering how they were mainly targeting rural areas, they might literally have just been here to steal food.

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@SpadeDracointeresting but the crop circle kinda ruins it. They’re very much tied to aliens

[@SpadeDraco]

@@teathesilkwing7616 Circles and patterns of circles are also heavily associated with magic/summoning.

[@Gen_Kael]

Weatherman: Severe thunderstorms expected Aliens: *INCOMING!*

[@angelfuturejob]

Us:ah rain! Them:BIOLOGICAL ARTILLERY!!!!

[@Akalilly]

The original form of the script did have the aliens turn out to be demons, and the reason the water worked against them was not because it was in the Reverend's house, but because he blessed his daughter's water so she would actually drink some of it before deciding that it was contaminated. It was later rewritten to the creatures being aliens, and not demons, and references to him blessing the water removed to appeal to a wider audience, and thus the twist of "The Aliens are actually demons" became "The Aliens are allergic to water."

[@Fridaey13txhOktober]

Either way, it's gay.

[@jwsmith53]

Good grief.....

[@fromthefire4176]

Fridaey13txhOktober honestly tho, why?

[@Makasennn]

@@fromthefire4176 gay = awesome

[@bigmanbarry2299]

Damn. Would’ve preferred the demon version

[@foreverjune8]

Plot Twist: "It was Wolfington brothers."

[@BigHomieChris]

"There goes those Wolfington Boys again"

[@tyblerp561]

What a twist!!!

[@chmchn]

Them boys ain't right

[@MrGrimm-eb4ep]

Knowing M Nights history with incredibly disappointing endings. Thank god it wasnt.

[@LordWyatt]

The most elaborate Prank in the World😂

[@ThePaulP]

Side note: It's mentioned towards the end of the film by a newscaster that the aliens were only here to abduct humans, thus explaining their daring presence on a world that's 70% water

[@AnEnormousNerd]

Still doesn't explain why they did this without wearing any protective equipment.

[@delrunplays2903]

@@AnEnormousNerd The invasion coincided with the No-Suit Challenge on space tiktok.

[@polmeria465]

​@@AnEnormousNerdthey ran out of funding from Abduct-co

[@givemeliberty700]

​@@AnEnormousNerdlol it's a great movie don't be nitpicky

[@AnEnormousNerd]

@@givemeliberty700 It really isn't, unless you're rating it as an unintentional comedy.

[@charlodynatimberheart4860]

This movie traumatized me as a kid, especially the birthday scene. I have no issues watching this movie as an adult, but as a kid I would lay awake at night scared that the aliens from Signs would invade. To this day I still close the curtains/blinds at night.

[@Fridaey13txhOktober]

> Imagine not having seen Aliens and Them at age 5 or 6 -D

[@anfibiose4102]

Yeah, me too, and considering im brazilian you can imagine my shock at that scene. Even if the movie is kinda dumb it stills gives me chills, idk

[@dakotafunk6092]

I hear you i still keep my blinds shut at night shit i have very bad dreams about the aliens from signs

[@ericthehighlander]

I had a dream that I was walking home from my friend's house at night and I saw the alien standing on my roof, staring right at me. I remember just laying in the fetal position and just accepting my fate. I don't know what that meant about my psyche but I thought it was a cool nightmare.

[@r.m.l2665]

Yeah something about that scene used to freak me out as a kid

[@GusVIII]

I always assumed that they weren’t invaders at all. More like prisoners sentenced to a slow and painful death by other members of their species. Think about it. They were left naked and stranded on a world that is a literal flesh melting hellscape to them. These beings were less an invading force and more a desperate pack of exiles frantically trying to find shelter before acid started falling from the sky.

[@goreandhoodies3626]

Also why didn't their skin already had burns as we literally have water in our air on most of our old

[@divinekof9967]

@@goreandhoodies3626 I'm no Scientist but isn't water in the air just called water vapor? And maybe it only effects them in liquid form you know?

[@crow_g1639]

Cap

[@theroamer2663]

@@divinekof9967 Water in the air is still just water, essentially dissolved in the air. The vapour can become a liquid again when touching a surface anyways. Any gas that's toxic to us can also come in a liquid form at the right temperature, yet since they are the same chemical they will both affect us the same way.

[@maranscandy9350]

I'm guessing ones sent first were the equivalent of alien Class D.

[@lightninglj]

"being a being made out of cells, what do you know about them?" Me: uhhh the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@dudemanpersonguy4708]

Correct! You get a cookie :D

[@alexiboo7309]

@@dudemanpersonguy4708 The apendix houses many of the key gut bacteria needed for an entirely healthy gut, but we can live without it.

[@dudemanpersonguy4708]

@@alexiboo7309 you too are correct! Have a cookie aswell :D

[@alexiboo7309]

@@dudemanpersonguy4708 yaaaaay cookies! My favourites. ☺☺☺☺

[@Armywarfair.]

Big bubba the power house of my prison cell...

[@Tarynlinne]

when the creature walked across the screen at the birthday party I lost it as a kid! lol this movie was a masterpiece to me then & still is today. I just found your channel and I love the content! happy to see you covered my fav.

[@cody4128]

Alien: *kills dog* John wick: "so i see your species has chosen death"

[@user-bw4ec4bm2t]

*dreams of cruelty plays*

[@Zen-751]

llllaaaaammmmmeeee

[@TheLike_Button]

imagine a Signs version of John Wick, and its him using squirt pistols and super soakers against a technologically advanced species

[@roninwolf3347]

John Wick disposing of aliens with high pressure squirt guns. LOL

[@roninwolf3347]

@@TheLike_Button hahaha I wrote my comment and I happened to see yours after that's a riot

[@Jordan_C_Wilde]

"We can put lead down range and interup the chemical reactions of life" - Possibly the most badass way of saying "light 'em up"

[@lor_wisdom]

thats the remble/roanoke way

[@wheelzandgillz]

Make them come from together

[@KertaDrake]

Ah, nothing like kinetically-delivered rapid lead poisoning.

[@connorgolden4]

When people ask how could such an advanced species be this dumb I’m reminded of a scene in Stargate SG1 where the asgardians basically ask humanity for help because they’re too evolved and can’t think of the necessary plan to beat something. Basically they needed us because we’re dumb and do dumb things that somehow work. These guys are so advanced that simple things got in there way. Kinda like how most of us are so used to our modern lifestyle that making a simple spear or mud hut would be impossible for us.

[@Kathrynerius]

Blow it up! "But we'd never do that." *Exactly.* Great episode.

[@connorgolden4]

@@Kathrynerius Yup!

[@Lindinian]

Great show!

[@Fridaey13txhOktober]

Rather, these things have autism on a specie-wide scale.

[@DxBlack]

No, we're dumb so we do _SIMPLE_ things. Elevated races would do what we do and be so used to using the powered can-opener that manual ones become esoteric...

[@KidCalavera]

This movie terrified me as a kid, my friend started choking on popcorn when the alien leg appeared in the corn field, however the ending got the kid me thinking "most aliens look real lanky, I bet I could overpower one with a wrench or a big stick"

[@eden20111]

The scene with alien standing in the roof watching the girl was traumatizing because I have a window that looks out to the roof like this. And I would close my blinds every night. One time I woke up in the middle of the night to find my blinds fully open... I heard clicking noises coming from the hallway turns out it was my brother pranking me.

[@chrisdefresne3235]

Top tier brotherly love lol

[@karthis5911]

What a fun brother lmao.

[@00loudog]

Had two brothers myself sounds exactly like what they’d do

[@migueldeleon118]

I would die haha

[@slendersera]

I did that to my father once. He was in the bathroom taking a shower. I decided to hide in the dark outer room behind a dresser. When he came out, I went to whisper something creepy to startle him, but ended up choking on my saliva. The noise that came out of my mouth was unnatural, to say the least. He yelped in fear and ran downstairs. He nearly broke the staircase banister in the process. It was pretty bad. He was spooked. 😂

[@dopedfurry2010]

Tbh this movie is the epitome of fear and tension. Even while Roanoke was describing the story and after watching this movie so many times over the years it still gave me goosebumps and chills. Movies just arnt made like this anymore.

[@Shadowswolf9666]

I know right, they are trying to make horror movies with too much exposition, cheap jumpscares, putting in a romantic interest just for the sake of having one, putting in gags that fall flat, and/or having swiss cheese worthy plot holes.

[@QuietPotato]

I completely agree. This movie still creeps me out to this day, It's one of my favorites. I love the use of noise to build tension and awareness of the aliens around. I wish I could see movies made like this again eventually.

[@brandenapexo604]

It’s just slight anxiety brought about by childhood nostalgia, I saw this movie again when I was older and laughed the whole time, it’s absolute nonsense.

[@juncheok8579]

Epitome*

[@dopedfurry2010]

@@juncheok8579 gotcha fam

[@warandconquest6522]

“Three cities in the Middle East found a primitive way to defeat them” Let’s be honest, it was squirt guns

[@skybattler2624]

The three cities may have been Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, and Cairo, as those cities have sprinklers on 24/7

[@warandconquest6522]

Lucas De Araújo Marques i thought Catholics were the only ones with holy water lol

[@warandconquest6522]

Lucas De Araújo Marques idk I’m just a Protestant with a super soaker

[@Minotaur-ey2lg]

@Lucas De Araújo Marques I always thought it was just a failed attempt at irony.

[@timmordragon1847]

Fools ... it was 'Holy Hand Grenades' .

[@ryanfreebody6881]

08:27 was the moment that scarred every child born in 1995. Legit scarred. I legit have PTSD of old KZbin style videos thanks to this moment and I know everyone born in 95 is too. What made it so god damn terrifying as a kid, was the fact it looked so real. Just how natural the setting looked, the way it just casually came out and walked past. It actually took me out of the movie to freaking out in real life. Might I add, at the time we didn't have super fast WiFi, google, smart phones or social media. This is something that added to horror films especially as a kid, we couldn't look things up. We wasn't connected to the world 24/7. We had 1 PC for the internet the entire family shared, i dont remember the chat rooms we used but we had things like MSN and ATOL i believe or something can't actually remember. So yeah, things like this as a kid was easily believable and we had no means of being connected to the world like we are today. I mean I can stay up to date with the world 24/7, talk to people all over the world in a matter of seconds and it is sat right in my pocket. Can use it at anytime. This film and one other legitimately scared the sh*t out of me as a kid, the other film is called Fragile. Again watched it as a kid. I have never seen anyone talk about it, so I assume it didn't do too well. But, let me tell you when we finally see the ghost in the film, I screamed the house down and proceeded to sh*t my panties, soak the sofa and spray the damn wall. That thing scared me so much I didn't sleep for months. Fortunately it was so long ago I forgot what it looked like and no one can send images in the comments. But yeah, the 2 only films that genuinely freaked me out as a kid. I'd like to add, in my defence the movie fragile was set on the Isle of Wight. I lived in Southampton, legit the red funnel was used in a scene. She was in Southampton to get to the IOW!!! It was way too close for comfort!! 😅🤣 I must admit the movie name was excellent, as it was relatable, I was the fragile one.

[@KaosNova2]

I believe you. Something about the scene surprised me. It doesn’t bother me much now; but back then, even as a teen when the movie came out. It had something about it that made me feel a bit shocked. To me it also feels that part of it was also Joaquin Phoenix making the shocked expression as the character watching the video, along with the dark of the theater being dark in contrast with the film. The other film that bothered me back then was The Ring. Once more, it had to do with the abrupt timing of the scenes in that movie such as suddenly turning the chair around and seeing how the evil demon girl turned a person into a decayed corpse or something.

[@tufflucal4037]

@@KaosNova2 Would it shock you that Aliens are here on Earth??

[@KaosNova2]

@@tufflucal4037 That’s where I’m not sure I would feel. For a number of reasons.

[@tufflucal4037]

@KaosNova2 Yea I get it it's weird. But I'm not surprised that they're here

[@yoboikamil525]

Firemen : *grabs hose with malicious intent*

[@algonuevo5232]

*Doom heavy metal blares*

[@Angel-kb5ce]

That intro made me laugh more than it should have. Eating ET.

[@theworstactionhero9186]

No lol a Texas chilli bowl involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.

[@irmadiaz2838]

@@theworstactionhero9186 😳😳😳

[@supremehare9893]

@@irmadiaz2838 i don't know where the telephone came in, but listen to this man. They are a step above the rest of us, poopin without phones. Oh how far we have fallen.

[@theworstactionhero9186]

@@supremehare9893 🤣🤣

[@irmadiaz2838]

@@supremehare9893 this comment just made my whole crappy week so much better thank you 😂

[@Yezpahr]

If aliens do ever come here, they'll be coming for the rayconn earbuds because they only have holes for ears.

[@richardscathouse]

I keep losing the damn things

[@ShadowTheLion]

Three pretty easy ways to beat these aliens once you know about the water weakness, fire trucks, Supersoakers, or water sprayer packs.

[@colduko7979]

“Hand to hand combat to wipe out humans” *gets banished to the shadow realm with a baseball bat*

[@tylerdurden1923]

bat is not hand to hand combat lol maybe they didnt know baseball existed

[@forrestpenrod2294]

That alien was wounded and left to die on Earth without support, they say it in the movie.

[@LizardSkin]

He picked the wrong house foo

[@TheZombieburner]

@@forrestpenrod2294 Yeah, he was pretty much written off as a loss. Plus.... you know, a baseball bat is not exactly an ineffective weapon. The fact the thing took a full-power swing directly to the back and wasn't immediately crippled tells me the things are actually pretty damned sturdy to blunt impact.

[@Fraudkuna9]

The fact that it was already injured and sick but still took multiple full powered swings from the bat and didn’t die from that alone shows how strong they are

[@nerobernardino88]

>H2O kills me >I'll invade a planet with 70% of its surface being said H2O >Mebigbrain

[@Hi-NuAetherling]

Don't forget the water falls from the sky too.

[@jaredchinchello1760]

Them ayyliens got a big case of smoove brain.

[@Mini17]

Time to venusfy Earth

[@MultiKbarry]

I just realized something like a tsunami is like an acid storm to them.

[@alekwithak5853]

@@MultiKbarry a rain storm is like an acid storm to them

[@burnininhell]

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "An astronaut!" *Becomes a KZbinr with a foot fetish*

[@Nutterbutter123]

Right, could’ve been an astronaut with a foot fetish

[@VladimirDemetrovIlyushin]

Many such cases. I imagine no kid ever thought their future could end up in them being trash collectors or pornstars.

[@Emess_902]

You make me sick..

[@Sara3346]

@@Emess_902 who does?

[@MG-sn3fk]

I dont get it

[@johnfairweather7012]

Signs is a good showcase of what happens when we dont research enough about a planet

[@RenoValentine89]

This was one of the two movies that scared me to death, but I still loved it. Would usually crawl in bed with my mom after we watched it, thinking the aliens were hiding in the dark. Glad others had the same experience

[@maggiecolumbian]

What is the other movie?

[@thedoveston6781]

What Lina Rio said.

[@RenoValentine89]

Jeppers Creepers

[@forfuckssake6269]

@@RenoValentine89ah yes the first creeper movie was unsettling and the second was was fucking TERRIFYING

[@RKfan90]

@@forfuckssake6269 I like the second one better than the first one. The first one was too confusing for me. The second one has a better plot and was more scary.

[@prestonirvin1209]

The “my kids have been silent for too long!” This is real as hell! You automatically think some bullshit is going on!!

[@jeffmanbrawler]

When ever me and my sister went quiet it meant we where beating the crap out of each othrr

[@charlesmartel777xx]

Damn right lol, my son is always getting into shit

[@irishman3406]

@@charlesmartel777xx leave him alone and give him privacy. God.

[@charlesmartel777xx]

@@irishman3406 he's 2, I kind of have to keep an eye on him.

[@Allantitan]

@@jeffmanbrawler isn’t that every sibling though? Lol

[@waynemccormick4773]

Even a clergyman in the country, even in PA having not a single firearm let alone even one long gun is just NOT credible.

[@lilfattcatt7758]

Ayyyyy PA gang

[@stephensmith8316]

I always wondered about the aftermath after the invasion is over and now there's a dead alien body in your living room. And they also took a chance going outside at the end since they didn't know for sure if any other aliens got left behind and were still in the corn field. They're like the least guarded family in that regard. Imagine going back into your house and what to do with the alien body. I'd take a few more swings at the head myself just to make sure. It would've been interesting to see a sequel from the point of view of the armed forces fighting during the invasion. Like how well did our guns and technology do against the alien warriors before they retreated and were the aliens winning at some point during the invasion that was happening. I know the movie was more about losing and regaining one's faith, but a strictly sci-fi sequel about the invasion would'be been cool to see.

[@Leviathan56]

I'd like to know what the aftermath of this is, like would we just prepare, autopsy the aliens, did we capture any ships? Also why didnt they blow the shit out of the lights after it was confirmed they killed people with the gas

[@stephensmith8316]

@@Leviathan56 would be cool to see a sequel from a different perspective too. I know in 2020, Rory Culkin said he'd be down for a sequel. Not that I'd care to see the Hess family yet again, but I'd take any sequel just to see more footage of the aliens and ships.

[@ShadowHunter31]

@@stephensmith8316 Sequel is probably them coming back after a few years. Yeah, we got some alien bodies but they also kidnapped humans as well. And like I explained in another post, I always thought they didn't want to conquer the Earth right away. They came to learn more about us. They showed their ships hovering for a few days and never attacked until that one night. Otherwise, they were hiding, most of the time, in forests, cornfields, etc. Then the night came and they tried to subdue and take as many people as they could. Maybe their toxin wasn't even deadly. Could have been used to knock people out and then take them to their ships. The dude on the radio literally mentions that a lot of people were missing and that some of them were brought to their ships.

[@TheZombieburner]

@@Leviathan56 They tried to shoot the lights. In fact a fighter jet ended up flying straight into one. Blew up, nothing happened to the light. They build 'em tough wherever they build 'em.

[@brianshissler3263]

Such a great era for movies. Makes me really miss being a kid.

[@brandongranger6436]

Was just thinking this. I miss the early 2000’s!

[@pinstripecool34]

Same this movie and War of the Worlds (2005) scared the fuck outta me and gave me a lifelong fear/fascination of aliens and UFOs

[@dxs2_938]

"There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?".

[@jamescanjuggle]

oh shit the kid knew how to beat em

[@mikelramirez2585]

Human: *Pulls out shotgun* Alien: *Smirks* Other Human: *Pulls out Water Gun* Alien: *Gasps*

[@chefnerd]

@09:45 - I remember saying: "If the rock comes flying back I will shit myself!"

[@gigawattsfactory6777]

This movie freaked the fuck outta me as a kid. And the Theme in the beginning still gives me goosebumps. Thank you Roanoke!

[@TnT_F0X]

Yeah, until I realized I could cut the aliens in half if I peed on them.

[@billnyetheblackguy8311]

Yeah bro this movie was all kinds of weird

[@twistypandabear737]

Ngl, my English teacher made us watch this movie and with my hyperactive imagination, I couldn't sleep for 2 nights straight because I thought they were at my window.

[@brandonwolfe2937]

Yeah, I was too afraid to enter the a corn maze by myself

[@Garry_Combine]

Same, but it only scares kids, very poggers

[@dog4579]

Not gonna lie this movie was the scariest thing ever when I was a little kid. Still gives me chills lol.

[@thehunterstruck]

It was always the birthday party scene that got me

[@Pptsonyt8553]

same omg

[@connorgolden4]

Same here. It’s a damn effective film.

[@fbrkdgsvvtbrjehr1440]

Same

[@Allantitan]

When they said “3 cities in the Middle East found a primitive way to defeat them” did anyone else imagine just an army of firefighters and fire trucks marching down the street? 😂

[@abubakral-spongebob4270]

I should apologize to my cousin Ahmed

[@lilvcifxr]

I imagined people in hijabs throwing sticks an rocks tf r u on

[@fromthefire4176]

I mean, I always just imagined they just shot them, seeing as how the aliens are all naked and unarmed.

[@trickzclipz5910]

I imagined a bunch of dudes with covered up faces yelling "يا محمد وين العطيف" breaking the knees of these aliens with axes and محواش while yelling بسمالله

[@archangelwarrior9816]

No I imagined an army of angry people yelling Allahu Akbar from the top of they're lungs with bats axes and swords broadcasting the coping of alien heads in the name of Allah :)))))

[@martinx6292]

After I watched this movie and heard that water was the aliens weakness, I imagined that someone in the Middle East used a water gun as kind of a “last stand” kinda thing and then got up and spread the word. Once word got out and circled the globe, I just imagined the world’s military’s having fire fights with like the super-soaker water guns and the aliens running away 😂

[@sofakingonmynuts1438]

Military will say, guns are faster, keep shooting those

[@SolidGeddoe]

Instead of grenades water ballons lol

[@freddypedraza2066]

Aliens: we will engage with you apes, hand to hand combat Humanity laughs in thousands of years of combat experience

[@brainrich1358]

Brazilian jiu jitsu black belts: "Fuckin bet!"

[@Vaibhav-mc8rm]

Sean strickland vs alien 🙏🏽

[@dansmith5782]

The fact that I'm a 22 year old man who's stomach still drops anytime I see that birthday party alien scene really goes to show how terrified that scene had me as a kid My god that scene haunted me as a child, had me terrified of my windows because I thought I was gonna look outside and see one walk past

[@threeomgthree]

Scared me too! I remember my mom saying “ i told you not to watch it” lmao

[@bboyekos]

I slept with my lamp on for about 2 almost 4 weeks after I watched this movie

[@timmordragon1847]

I wasn't even a Kid when I saw this and it horrified me too.

[@biosyn-ab4261]

Its probably cause it looks real af

[@Fridaey13txhOktober]

Not familiar with Alien, Aliens or The Grudge?

[@matodragonespor5000]

Humans: Those aliens are so stupid going to a planet full of water that hurts them. Also humans: "I wanna visit Chernobyl", "Let's buy a ticket to North Korea", "Let's go to a party in the middle of a pandemic", "Wanna go and raid a military base to see what happens?"

[@Windows2277]

You got point that means you got big brain

[@napikkaqs.7210]

We had a German teen sneak onto our base and not only stole one humvee but three I think 🤣 he got caught but idk what happened to him after that.

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

@@napikkaqs.7210 how the hell do you steal three humvees-

[@napikkaqs.7210]

@@MagnusTonitrum117 bruh, he did it at night and no one noticed until the morning 🤣😳

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

@@napikkaqs.7210 bruh

[@jdchav9383]

I remember being in elementary school, and watching this with my dad. I was literally messed up for weeks. I had no idea what the movie was about before seeing it too lol

[@LoctMusic]

The beauty of this movie was the fear they were able create with showing the aliens so minimally

[@kevinmiller5051]

We don't have enough of that anymore. Hollywood got better special effects and started going nuts with it.

[@GumaroRVillamil]

Same with the original Jurassic Park. There is very little actual dinosaur screentime, something like 15 minutes. So the tension has time to develop

[@Thekentuckyrebel]

"How does a farmer not own any type of handheld?" Thank you! This part bugged the hell outta me in the movie.

[@TFSPY962]

It's because he used to be in a church and everyone confessed there sins to him until he left

[@vyor8837]

@@TFSPY962 animals.

[@joxerd]

Even the Kent's have guns. Superman TAS

[@cmath4871]

@@joxerd Preacher shoots him in the ass. You shot me in the ass! Preacher: Turn the other cheek brother. Cocks gun

[@Empty_lookout]

Also bugged me. Every Farmer even in countries with a harsh gun police have guns

[@RedVelvetUnderground333]

This movie is a masterclass in visual story telling,building tension, love how things connect in the movie too in a divine way but doesn’t come across as cheap

[@jameshenke634]

I love the idea that the aliens just had a different concept of warfare from us, the "their ultimate weapon was our casual annoyance" (re: Humans are Space Orcs). It's something I wish more sci-fi stories would explore.

[@brandondaniels2027]

Me: Why would aliens invade and try to take over a planet that isn't habitable to them naturally? Roanoke: Well humans are trying to do the same thing. Look at Mars. Me: Touché

[@stoneskinreb]

No, not really. The aliens are able to travel much further than us and we're mostly just trying to do what we do so we can advance to THAT point. Roanoke's point is incredibly short sighted.

[@alexandervelez9507]

not to mention we’d go to mars with at least some protective coverings. i don’t think the first humans on mars would step out naked and with no gas tanks.

[@brandondaniels2027]

All valid points

[@icecold9511]

@@stoneskinreb Yeah. I'm reminded of how the dream of mars is dying in Expanse, now that they have access to other worlds.

[@troin3925]

Don't you guys consider the possibility that their planet doesn't have water or that this is the first time they encountered water? This isn't like War of The Worlds where we know everything about the Martians, their technology, where they came from, etc., this takes place in one farm house and we only know what the characters know (it's like 10 Cloverfield Lane's aliens and how it takes place in a small location rather than a big city or having the camera move anywhere else other than where the main characters are or having characters from multiple cities), aside from some small implied details like the aliens leaving their wounded behind or how in the birthday party video, the alien hides behind a bush before it walks out.

[@BossEvasion]

I remember some of the older members of XCOM talking about this particular species, they used super soakers and water balloons, saving billions of taxpayer dollars on what was one of the weakest invasions in XCOM's history.

[@fajile5109]

The curb stomp song.

[@jellybeaner118]

i have a theory about houdini, when bo gave him water and he suddenly jumped up and growled, it seemed like he was looking past them at something lurking behind them and than went beserk in an attempt to defend them which got him misunderstood and killed

[@dylanmiller9162]

Gosh for all else that could be said about this movie, that birthday party scene still gives me chills, very well executed.

[@alexrangel1123]

These aliens terrified me as a kid. I saw this movie right when there was a wave of UFO activity in Mexico back in 2003ish

[@abubakral-spongebob4270]

This whole movie is just: you've come to the wrong planet fool

[@teestephenson3667]

I still have this movie on DVD and watch it regularly. Great movie and yes the scene when the alien moves it’s leg in the cornfield scared the crap out of me when I was kid as well !

[@BlazerK1914]

These Aliens could take over our planet, but... "They seem to have trouble with Pantry DOORS."

[@TnT_F0X]

and water, the thing covering 70% of the planet, seriously the pacific ocean covers like 45% of the planet alone.

[@ausinasmith96]

Okay pantry doors might be a concept completely alien to them Like if we tried to use whatever door system they have But invading a planet covered in something that hurts you Attacking a species that could weaponize it's own biology (humans being 60% water) Why lmfao Just why would they think that's a good idea

[@Infamouse33333]

Yeah except the pantry door is blocked by a mountain of shit. Did no one watch this movie? Or is everyone TRYING to be as stupid as CinemaSins?

[@depressedcheems9961]

@@ausinasmith96 I actually like this vid's concept of using a lesser species for the invasion. It might be cheaper/easier to just waste fodder than conduct proper studies.

[@artificerdrachen6908]

@@Infamouse33333 It's their own fucking fault for prancing around naked, not even being equipped with a cheap multi-tool.

[@dredgenshade7137]

To be honest, the whole explanation on how unique Earth is gave me the same vibe that cosmic horror does.

[@tufflucal4037]

@dredgenshade7137 I mean Earth is unique, every planet is. But it's far from being habitably unique.

[@Antonio-vn5xc]

No true. Weve found no other planet like it ​@@tufflucal4037

[@capncook2]

The aliens in this movie are literally reptilians but with the eyes/face of a grey, that makes them so freaking scary

[@starscream5424]

Ikr and there also really tall and they camouflage.

[@harukatakahashi8822]

But most reptiles don't die from water.......so what are they then?

[@kevinmiller5051]

​@@harukatakahashi8822Aliens

[@harukatakahashi8822]

@@kevinmiller5051 I'm texting about the comment, put that together, do you get it?

[@kevinmiller5051]

@@harukatakahashi8822 I've shaken the mother hen, king of spades just like the moon man intended. Godspeed, Spider-Man

[@WerrewKingOfMuzic]

This movie was so good when I was younger haha this brings back memories it was terrifying back then.

[@bradykirk9932]

It's cool that there's a monster movie where my spit and blood is acid to the monster. "Look at me...I am the alien now."

[@Nater2004]

"The aliens may not have been as accustomed to war as humanity was" HUMAN KILL HUMAN SMART!

[@asparadog]

American: "How does a farmer not have a handheld?". European: "Why would a corn farmer need a gun?"

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

herbivores and some of the more omnivorous wildlife can be... "problematic" to corn farmers.

[@definitelynotmymain1808]

Mostly for scaring away animals/protecting pets or livestock from predators, but also for general safety since farms here tend to be too far away from the police/sheriff for them to be completely dependable.

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

Brazil: "we have guns because we are a literal organized crime faction"

[@Empty_lookout]

Even in Europa most farmers gonna have some typ of firearm Here in Germany atleast

[@JacobVonRoker]

@@BeefMeisterSupreme if thats the case, the most firepower he'd have to have would be a .22

[@bannedtwice7767]

These aliens were smart enough to navigate space travel but were confused by door handles.

[@internationalartprojects8660]

Why would you travel thousands of light years in a hight tech space ship just to wander around naked on an alien planet?

[@davidg-0139]

The part where it was on the roof or when they show it on the tv was horrifying to me as a kid, even it still gives me goosebumps.

[@theHedgex1]

Roanoke: have you ever wanted to hit an alien? Me: the emperor be praised!!.

[@grumpycat6429]

TO ARMS BROTHER!!!

[@theHedgex1]

@@grumpycat6429 get the bolters my brother. let the crusade continue.

[@lryiss9407]

@@theHedgex1 STRIKE FROM THE SKIES BROTHERS!

[@Mrkabrat]

"I CAST FIST!" Unknown Imperial Fist librarian

[@irondoggo8572]

The guy on the radio said “this wasn’t a invasion this was a raid they came here for us” which makes sense humans have protein which can not be found anywhere else in the galaxy so far, so the aliens saw the risk but realized the reward was worth the risk

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

if they need protein and it can't be found anywhere else aside from earth, how do the aliens exist

[@XenonPrimeSBSV]

@@BeefMeisterSupreme Could be various hormones or other aspects of our biochemistry that are valuable. Consider adrenaline, if they don't have an equivalent but could use it somehow could make humans a valuable source of what would be to them an incredibly valuable combat drug. Humans have biological processes that make us incredibly hardy compared to most other life, comparatively speaking it's difficult to kill a human. That could be valuable and worth the risk of a raid.

[@mbos14]

@@XenonPrimeSBSV I like the idea of them beeing like blackmarket poachers coming here to harvest something that is hard to get or illegal.

[@SoundTracx]

We farm animals that have way more protein in them. An intelligent species would definitely notice all of our animal farms and go for that instead.

[@irondoggo8572]

@@BeefMeisterSupreme they were simply built different

[@lfyoung]

I’ve been on the thought that the aliens in this movie are warrior class and the upper class stay on the mothership, but I still have a problem with them not being able to open a door.

[@tufflucal4037]

@lfyoung Yea that was kind of dumb. But only dumb thing in the movie. Also Aliens exist and here on Earth already! peace

[@Kokubetsu]

The pantry door was locked and furniture was in the way. Why does everyone ignore that?

[@slendersera]

​@@Kokubetsu It would definitely be effective at trapping me.

[@jessicawilson1751]

This movie scared me when I first saw it at 14. I lived in Illinois with corn fields all around my house and I had an attic trap door in my walk-in closet. My dad once went into my closet to scratch on the other side of the door to tease me... Now the movie bores me.

[@cubiczirconiabeard5366]

In South Park, the Aliens landed in Africa, and the lions and tigers just ate them. This movie's promo was scary thought.

[@remen_emperor]

I mean, realistically, that would probably happen here, as well. If they landed in Africa or Australia, they'd probably have several fights before they even meet the armed forces. One is a land of assassins and tanks, and the other is a land of poison and venom

[@dudebruh8534]

Bro those two countries are the reason earth is classified as a death world.

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

tigers in Africa…?

[@quepasamrmasa3133]

Imagine defeating a bunch of aliens with nothing more than a super soaker and water balloons

[@efxnews4776]

Lol, you don't need this things... just pull down the pants and rain hell on them!

[@sockshandle]

Or a fire engine lol imagine "Hmm an unusual color choice for a Military vehicle" (They are looking at a Standard US fire truck painted red) "and it seems as if they don't have a space for ammunition and light armouring on this vehicle" (just then gets sprayed with water from the hose)

[@dicky20p50]

Only holy water hurts them. They are demons. The movie is technically about a preist regaining his faith in God.

[@nomadicmantis]

If it was a kids movie. No doubt 50% of the movie would of been a water gun fight.

[@d3l3tes00n]

It's really not that unrealistic. Other lifeforms wouldn't have the same immunities as humans, so all the shit in our water would probably kill them anyway.

[@rayben3972]

Funny story about this movie, I was around 7 or 9 when I watched this, my sister is 1 year younger than me. I grew up on the Navajo reservation so pretty much Noone around for a few miles and only light was from the "street lights" outside. So my sister was walking back in at night after going outside to grab something from the truck, while walking by the truck I hid behind it and did the clicking sounds the aliens from this movie do. Damn I never seen her so scared or cry so hard in my life😂😂

[@kalebbaurer1664]

The moment when he fights the alien with his bat always made me choke up. Just something about that scene makes me get all warm and fuzzy.

[@breakfastpancake7463]

Try 6 Roanoke can you do pacific rim and pacific rim uprising? I would love to here you explain the biology of the kaijus and the reason the jeagers requires 2 pilots! Not to mention what happens to Noot. The movies are amazing so I dought you wouldn’t like it. Also keep up the amazing work

[@HayderAbdulridha]

Uprising is a horrible movie, they got good actors but the story was crap like pure crap.

[@Masenken]

@@HayderAbdulridha sad cash-in noises. This what hairless when Guillermo abandons his projects without naming a successor

[@twistypandabear737]

@@HayderAbdulridha For the people that like story it is. But for people like me that prefers to just relax when watching a movie and only uses the monkey brain for that it's quite enjoyable. Plus there's giant robots

[@HayderAbdulridha]

@@twistypandabear737 yes but the giant robots didn't do anything. Even if what you say is true the 1st movie was still a lot better.

[@NaturallyMeeee]

@@twistypandabear737 agreed. Enjoyable if you don't think too much about it

[@T800BR]

Maybe the invading aliens originated from a desert planet and thus had a higher water absorption factor on their skin to compensate for the much drier air from their home planet, thus making their cells burst when in contact with a higher concentration of water

[@ArDeeMee]

Counterpoint: Skin doesn’t explode from water exposure, even over long timespans. There is always a limit to how much moisture can be absorbed, because cells don’t like destroying themselves without a good reason. That’s also why we have so many layers working together as „skin“, it’s a security measure so that one destroyed layer isn’t much of a problem. There’s the other layers keeping you intact.

[@8ending8ranches]

Turns out super soaker becomes a military weapons manufacturer lol. Easy win.