Robert De Niro Takes The Colbert Questionert

[@JadeValour]

Wonderful! I almost sprayed my lunch on my screen at “Oh, what the f*** happened?!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@davidnco1]

Jade Valour Yes Colbert is a plastic puppet, and yes your plastic puppet probably don't educate you enough to realize their was a Trump rally last night in Youngstown Ohio September 17th called the save America rally. Colbert Targets the easily persuaded and weak minded. Trump talked about this puppet via Newsmax. , and the phony Russian collusions from nasty smelly Hillary and thev3 time treason award goes to Biden.

[@JadeValour]

@Robert De Niro you’re effing joking, aren’t you, phoney!

[@karengossett1475]

He is and always will be an American icon!!! I have spent countless hours appreciating his work! 🙏❤️

[@coly4ever]

I loved when the audience gasped when Stephen said he hasn’t seen Heat, like how dare you say that 😂

[@beckydavis1820]

I just watched the full movie last week!!! It came out around 95. I'm slowing down!

[@ascent8487]

That is a bit shocking.

[@Mcbikey24]

@Transformation Station one of the best films of all time

[@mike_c-t7j]

That's a sick movie.

[@maydavalle]

😱

[@tremroy1766]

Garlic , cats ans dogs, how could you not love Robert DeNiro😘

[@doramashwee2645]

what him being ok to what is happening to the palestinians . cats and dogs after all matter

[@BrainMeltGaming]

Because he has a personal vendetta for trump, shame de niro is too involved with political bullshit

[@cloudstrife206]

Bob deniro is a triggered man child that thinks about Trump 24/7

[@guydouglas6094]

Love De Niro - so composed and relaxed. Love the Late-Night Show band.

[@RyanMatthewsSounds]

Love me Bobby D!!! I love that he said that about cats and dogs. We're not so different, brotha! May you and your families be blessed, Late Show Staff!

[@therobbrownchannel5079]

Never seen 'Heat' - talk about an answer that plumbs the depths of a soul.

[@preoksaha4504]

So like…anyone else shed a tear when he talked about cats and dogs 🥺

[@raindrops21_9]

so sweet 🤩

[@j.d1614]

So I wasn’t the only one

[@hybridce99]

I dunno, seemed like a pretty normal answer with a script reading delivery. Didn't really get the single tear action going for me.

[@meropetied]

Spoke from the heart on the ones he didn't have comedy notes to read from for.

[@paulinechapman5669]

Makes me luv Mr D all the more..🇨🇦

[@jcstuart6978]

Colbert admitting to not seeing "Heat" is one thing, but not seeing The Shawshank Redemption? How is that even possible?!

[@sx8472]

Both are my fav movies..

[@ForShari]

I know! For shame! Shawshank is one of the best films ever.

[@shoWbitz]

Not seeing The Shawshank Redemption is a crime!

[@leavingitblank9363]

I think he admitted this to one of the stars, can't remember which one, and they agreed to watch it together. I think it was Morgan Freeman.

[@savethisforlater]

@ SO No, you only get one and it's Paddington 2.

[@StephiSensei26]

As to the "5 words", I was sure he was going to say, ..."Are you talking to me?" His answer was pretty good too.

[@heersyal2454]

🤣😉

[@StephiSensei26]

@Robert De Niro "Are you talking to me?"

[@StephiSensei26]

It never ceases to amaze me how many times over the years, you've used this device in your films,...and it works every time! Thank you Robert De Niro. PS: I think you're secretly a very funny man.

[@StephiSensei26]

Born in the Bronx! But,...

[@catalinacurio]

Robert, simply thank you for sharing your talents with us. 🌸

[@piovillanueva3980]

This is perhaps the MOST (emotion and dialogue) De Niro has shown on a talk show...

[@SLAYERSWINE1]

It is great to see that Robert DeNiro is still sharp as a knife with his candor & intelligence.

[@house30house]

sharp? he is reading from a paper

[@SLAYERSWINE1]

That is right@@house30house Thoughts he wrote down. 🤦

[@house30house]

@@SLAYERSWINE1 you think? i think somebody else wrote it. and if you had to prepare in advance , how long he took, is no impro or sharp in the spot though

[@SLAYERSWINE1]

Well that's your opinion@@house30house I disagree with it. Have a good day.👍✌

[@dasstigma]

Yea, this is why he had to read all the answers from paper. Weirdest comment of the day!

[@raym6415]

Man! Anything with Robert De Niro! Love him 😄💕

[@kentgasaway47]

Bob DeNiro and Stephen Colbert never disappoint! Great getting to know Mr. DeNiro better. Thanks gentlemen.

[@frankyu4967]

What a great interview. I should rewatch his underrated “Midnight Run” again after that final “Fxxx” line. Have a great fall 2022 to all.

[@johngormaley4231]

Best line: "I've got two words for you, shut dafuck up."

[@marinab106]

I've known you for all of 2 minutes and I already don't like you 😁

[@dooba7]

hes so adorable man im crying i love this man

[@lorraineclark4413]

Wow! Those are the best answers yet! Who knew Bob was so clever?

[@toobasaurus23]

It's hard not to like DeNero. He's a straight shooter and an incredible actor. Self-deprecation is very humanist.

[@HansDelbruck53]

Even if you spell DeNiro wrong.

[@doramashwee2645]

Really. Cats and dogs. But he's ok with what is done to the palestinians did u know thay

[@doramashwee2645]

Not straight shooter cats and dogs but he's ok with what is done to the palestinians

[@ROOKTABULA]

I guarantee you thin skinned Cuckcervatives don't like Bob.

[@ROOKTABULA]

@@doramashwee2645 < Outrage Queen huh? How much time per week do you spend practicing your _Righteous Indignation?_

[@parkiwi4787]

A New Zealander here, Robert De Niro for US President. Yes he's 79, but he has all that's required in a leader. Intelligence, humour, strength and not Republican!

[@HansDelbruck53]

Best of all, he hates trump, as should we all.

[@parkiwi4787]

@@HansDelbruck53 Oh I despise the turd, I'm not even American.

[@ericsauln1150]

🤡

[@michaeleager4635]

Don't disgrace NZ. I'm anti-Trump but De Niro was coarse and inarticulate in his response to the existential threat that is Trump

[@HansDelbruck53]

@@michaeleager4635 Coarse and inarticulate - that describes trump to a T.

[@tylertilwick6852]

I can’t help but love De Niro’s dry-sense of humor!

[@coly4ever]

Robert De Niro is so funny, I love him.

[@sorbet512]

The scariest animals are humans. Heat is still one of the very best films ever imo. Definitely still my favorite heist movie ever.

[@TheWelchProductions]

Humans is the only correct answer.

[@ellie-tk4jy]

GIMME ALL YA GOT!

[@allybean100]

I’ve been waiting for de niro’s to show up! I was in the audience for this one!

[@Elwaves2925]

He was waiting for you too, he spent the time talking Italian.

[@batgurrl]

My favorite Questionert ever. I never expected him to be so hilarious. Scariest animal was spot on. Robert De Niro is a national treasure ❤️

[@abelmontalvo4052]

@HF Trust my nation United States of America

[@mirasolbalaga5616]

This is the best one, yet😂. De Niro is low key hilarious. My favorite actor

[@HappyGutenberg]

Best interview ever he was like a standup comedian love him 👋👋👋

[@glr4275]

De Niro is the best of all! 🤩😍

[@carpstudios4174]

He can't help himself but be a great actor. On the OJ question he reads it slowly so you know he's reading it.

[@hellostina]

Thank you for never seeing Fifty Shades of Grey. 🤣

[@snoozy04]

Nailed with the scariest animal question.

[@pleasetakemecanada]

Nailed.

[@tuckerfrd1]

I call BS on cats or dogs? It's almost the same as Dems or Reps, and to give the same answer - BOTH!?! PICK ONE! For God sakes (dogs all the way).

[@xXLiLJokerXx]

Those ravenous beasts

[@robertforsythe3280]

What do you do with a drunken republican? might be a good start for a song. There is a tune to match this needed song. modification of the lyrics would be required.

[@cheshirecat6518]

@@tuckerfrd1 both. Any well rounded individual loves both.

[@Eastsid3]

Robert Deniro is great for this playing right along with Stephen's silly games. Good daily laugh.

[@juliaconnell]

its always a joy, pleasure & privilege to see the wonderful, the great, Robert De Niro interact with Stephen, this was 🧑‍🍳👌😘 - perfection

[@uofm4life735]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@Janootz]

I love that he actually prepared for this

[@christianfranz2686]

I was just about to say that I’m surprised Steven didn’t say anything

[@tiararoxeanne1318]

This is the second time I watch The Colbert Questionert. Although all of the questions seem fun and light-hearted, you can actually get a glimpse of personality of the person who answers those questions. For example: Q: Cat or dog? A: Cat = Most probably an indoor person and an introvert Dog = Most probably an outdoor person and an extrovert Like both = An animal lover. Kind and sympathetic Don't like both = Ambitious & straight forward. Most probably has a successful career with a busy schedule. Probably rather impatient.

[@redadamearth]

Colbert's writers came up with the answers, he's just reading them.

[@jhopkins213]

He didn't prepare shit. Those answers were written for him and handed to him about 30 seconds before this bit.

[@Algojo]

@@jhopkins213 I don't know why everyone loving this tho.. It's more cringy, I would've love real spontaneous answer from Deniro

[@laalaa99stl]

If you're wondering about the other 10 shades... Robert has them reserved for the Republicans

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

I'd watch that. Yep. I'd definitely buy THAT ticket! 😂

[@carlfisher6472]

@@PhoenixProdLLC only thing is.. It's all fiction. Liberal Bitch De Niro on Liberal Tool Colbert's show? Do they ignore the fact that Liberal Joe Biden is worse than Jimmy Carter? Liberalism, Liberals and Liberal Ideaology is Anti-American!

[@tonistokes1790]

A favorite guest!!! Bobbie D.

[@AmDizzle40]

this is the quality content I needed this morning 💚

[@arthuralford]

De Niro should be placed into a separate category, since he basically read his answers. Keanu Reeves is still the gold standard for the Questionert

[@violetqueen450]

Yes. When he said our loved ones will miss us when we die.

[@Spaceballs30]

I don't know, Ethan Hawke really nailed his questionert as well..

[@wallacerose8663]

Agree with the above, but Sting was also excellent.

[@SBV90]

Ethan Hawke is the new Questionert king !

[@regentvoo]

to be fair. the others gets the questionnaire in advance too

[@krokodyl1927]

Robert DeNiro’s answers were massively funny!! 😂😂😂😂

[@GodTierComments]

I knew celebrities get to prep for the colbert questionert but god damn does de niro make it look like a joke

[@sonofaseawarrior]

DeNiro has always been The Man. ✊ Even on pointless questions he's thought about each one for about four hours and gone Method. 😂❣️ Salut! 🥃😘

[@apple707]

"what is the scariest animal?" Colbert askes. DeNiro says, "republicans!" ba da bing!🤣🤣

[@emanuelsanders2030]

De Niro ~ AN AMERICAN TREASURE! ! !

[@sevenirises]

"Republicans"...😂😂😂 I love Bobby D.

[@ldfreitas9437]

@Hai Boai What the F does your video have to do with this video?

[@pleasetakemecanada]

@@ldfreitas9437 I wouldn't click on anything these spammers post, I just report and move on. There are so many. Maybe if we all just report them KZbin will get the hint.

[@BoBo-tw6zq]

Scariest animal?? Republicans!! NAILED IT...

[@corabernal6432]

Right on the head 😮

[@julieclark3768]

I love so much that he had his answers prepared like that, it shows that he still really cares and is still thinking about his answers even though he's Robert De Niro 😊😊😊.

[@troyhardie1159]

????🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theprojectsvet]

Love me some Bobby D.... who still, to this day, is awkward as hell during interviews 🤣.

[@tusharkumar8750]

1st Question What's the best sandwich Answer Whatever Sandwich I am eating at the time 😂🤣🤣🤣 This dude is hilarious He needs to do his own talk show, I really love it

[@Nembula]

Is he running for president, because he's got my vote. Love to Mr. De Niro.

[@yvonnedias2043]

I am such a fan of Robert De Niro. I love this guy.

[@PapaSanto1973]

Bobby D is the best!

[@alessandrorandi2018]

Incredible that every time De Niro is invited in any show, the host has to keep talking because he doesn’t want to 😂😂

[@legion7193]

He nailed the Republican question. 👏👏👏

[@SwisstedChef2018]

How he could be in one movie (Heat) with Trump stooge "father of Angelina Jolie what's his name? " I do not know

[@AishaIsFabulous-x-]

@@SwisstedChef2018 John Voight -x-

[@davidnco1]

@@SwisstedChef2018 Get off your mommies cell phone now

[@elisemiller13]

@@SwisstedChef2018 You think he was also the casting director?

[@thecoldscoop]

Cats

[@rma6070]

Robert is awesome! he's such a character!🤣👍

[@doreenfogarty2664]

I love Robert he tells it like it is! 🥰

[@ahmedeltaib6559]

4:45 the king of Introverts

[@m7floyd]

Scariest animals are the ones that don't understand the difference between being threatened by human or not! So agree with Mr. De Niro there. lol

[@AllPileup]

I think he really went off script at the last question and nailed it

[@daniel.j9062]

Bobby D taking the Colbert Q was epic!

[@corabernal6432]

DeNiro is hilarious!😂

[@KohalaLover]

Loved Robert DeNiro since I saw him as a teenager in Taxi Driver. He’s the GOAT of acting.

[@rylter]

Love that Colbert said "we know each other a little bit". Almost felt like ge was fishing and almost felt like Robert was gonna take the bait. He had "a little bit" on his tounge there.

[@michelebenedosso3899]

NOTES!! Hahaha! 😂

[@ashiktakvir2547]

This guy is a gem. A true Legend.

[@AJ-tp9bk]

Cubic Zirconia

[@TXEROXT]

LOVE both of these Great guys so much!!! 👍👍👍

[@sanstar2007]

That was great!! What in the F happened???? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sandybarnes887]

🤣

[@laalaa99stl]

Thing with a standardized test is... all the actors and actresses should already know the questions by now (unless they don't watch the show.) So notes/ no notes shouldn't even matter.

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

"shouldn't"? And on what moral authority do you make this claim?

[@cheshirecat6518]

@@PhoenixProdLLC not clever🙄

[@pleasetakemecanada]

@@PhoenixProdLLC oh my goodness it's a fucking comedy show. Why so serious?

[@wyskass861]

@@PhoenixProdLLC lol.. take it easy. Aren't there more appropriate topics on youtube for aggressive arguments over perceived morality of a commenter. Or does every conversation in your life start with questions of morality. "Our special today is is a poached salmon and in a lovely beure blanc. We suggest a perfect pairing with a 2015 Cote du Rhone chardonnay." "Where do you get off imposing your values on me? What gives you the right to define what's special and lovely for the rest of society. Suggest a perfect pairing? Oh, AND you're imposing your will on me with a a not so subtle jab of condescension, with your "suggestion" directive. You know what.. Keep your morality and authoritarian attitude to yourself. Come on honey, we're leaving this cesspool of self-righteous moralists" "Thanks for another wonderful birthday dinner dear"

[@TCA17]

@@pleasetakemecanada it's a troll

[@corrij1]

I love De Niro and this is so authentically fun and wonderful.

[@betsyfanai]

Robert deNiro, the greatest actor of all time. He's also incredibly funny❣️😊

[@Skidrow247]

Thats ur opinion 🐑

[@joergmaass]

Bob, you rocked it!

[@SensationalBanana]

Lmao, I love him too much for words!!

[@douglascodes]

I'm sitting here thinking, "Man, his delivery is good!" Then I reminded myself, "He's Robert De Niro you idiot."

[@th63500]

2:48, the scariest Animal: "Republicans" 😂👍 Thats great !!

[@evildead2376]

LOVE THIS GUY!

[@chrisandersen5635]

F’n Robert DeNiro. Legend.

[@S58PSHIFTING]

Heat greatest realistic sounding shoot out movie ever made where De niro was an amazing character and hate the fact that he died instead of a mutual death with Pacino.

[@heersyal2454]

Possibly the best answers, ever

[@artproxl]

it's obvious Stephen had his writers do the answers for him though...

[@heersyal2454]

@@artproxl Surely he can think for himself! 😉

[@chha6439]

Mr. Dinero.. what a great man. Thanks for having him on!! Great man!

[@FrancisDrake-q3j]

DeNiro always looks like he's entering the Dentist's office, when people talk to him.

[@ashleyreitz7375]

Thank you Bobby D! ❤

[@ytaroyan]

He makes a pause and then goes “Oh, what the f*** happened?!” as if life has passed in a blink of an eye. Beautiful.

[@jacquelinedidominzio5216]

Love him...always have..always will

[@RAPOLOGIST]

Mannnn Robert is such a Legend!

[@houseofdny]

You know by the everything you see that DeNiro isn't about the talk shows, but guy's still a gamer.

[@femmec6644]

If anybody is allowed to have notes for this it's definitely Robert De Niro!

[@wendydabee]

I didn't think it would be possible for me to like Deniro even more than I already do but this was fucking hilarious! Honestly, I think this is the first time I watched a celebrity have so much fun with it! Dude was much, much, much funnier than I'd have guessed (and I did think it would be funny, too).

[@joanneweiss3864]

Was going to say this, amazing man, funny AF!

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

Laying it on kind of thick, ain't ya bot?

[@JordanS215]

@@PhoenixProdLLC yea, we're all bots because we like De Niro

[@wendydabee]

@@PhoenixProdLLC Hey, person who can't imagine someone being a fan of Deniro honestly/not sarcastically... GFY.

[@wendydabee]

@@jameschandley And I pity you for your joyless, bitter life, that other people finding joy and laughter in funny things, makes you try to shit on them and shame them for having joy in their lives. Grow up.

[@dianepfischner8806]

LOVE Robert DeNiro

[@dannydangelo762]

And that's why he's Robert F***** DeNiro. Love it.

[@angelasmith3750]

Love him!

[@jeffclement2468]

That last answer was worth the wait. Brilliant!

[@SwisstedChef2018]

Love you Bob, great guy

[@alexgarcia4489]

Love Robert D.

[@proudtroller8987]

The last one was a killer !! 😝

[@christosg.kalogeropoulos9246]

I love DeNiro as an actor. . Turns out be a great geek though! . 😀😀😀

[@trinafirey1175]

I adore DeNero!

[@carocary]

What a thoroughly delightful fella :-)

[@chuyocaca4153]

4:15 Colbert saying," I never seen heat!"... Robert De Niro getting up and walking away? would have been Hilarious!

[@attonattonatton]

This is top 3 best ones

[@mgtdgirl]

That was the best!❤

[@lisaharrington6488]

Love Mr. DeNiro's sense of humor!

[@carlosgarciahernandez7201]

It always amazes me that Robert DeNiro forgets that he is Robert DeNiro during the interviews

[@carlosgarciahernandez7201]

@Robert De Niro For ever