Robert Lewandowski Picking Up Girls 3

Robert Lewandowski Picking Up Girls 1 ► • Robert Lewandowski Pic...
Watch extras from this video on Patreon! ► / whatever
💎 Join: kzbin.infojoin
📺 Patreon: / whatever
👕 Merch: shop.whatever.com
💵 Tip Jar: paypal.com/donate/?hosted_butt...
🎥 Equipment: amazon.com/shop/whatever
📘 Facebook: / whatever
🐦 Twitter: / whatever
📷 Instagram: / whatever
👽 Reddit: / whatever
🏴‍☠️ CAST:
Brian ► / bd_atlas

[@whatever]

*Please like, comment, and subscribe! :)*

[@muhammedozturk7365]

0:55 seriously wtf

[@Vic-rf6hs]

Warming up, for the #

[@What-sf5ey]

+Muhammed Ozturk I found that part.. hilarious

[@justinvk5165]

+Muhammed Ozturk I laughed so hard at that

[@peterolsson3450]

+Muhammed Ozturk still better than lovren

[@renannascimento8750]

+Muhammed Ozturk that's how Americans play football

[@kaiserrex9506]

Since Lewandowski scored 5 goals in 9 minutes you should pick up 5 girls in 9 minutes.

[@zaidcommunity2313]

llol

[@Metroidkid97]

0:55 what kind of professional futbol player would dress in his full uniform and start kicking a ball in the streets by himself lol awesome video

[@daanbouman6540]

with football boots on ... hahahahaha

[@mattthal]

A kind that scored 5 goals in 9 minutes. He can ALL!

[@aranciorargos]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@soccerman127]

Do this is Poland or in Munich, Germany. The women will swarm like wasps

[@bartzt]

+Mark wouldn't work in Poland. Lewandowski actually speaks Polish ;P But Munich is a good idea.

[@bartzt]

I'm pretty sure girls in Germany don't know if Lewandowski speaks german or not

[@bartzt]

didn't know that. In fact i'm not even surprised!

[@daanbarbian]

+ay dios mio He should at least go to Europe for something like this

[@AgentAndroid]

+bartzt He's been interviewed in Germany numerous times. Everyone knows he speaks German.

[@JamieSmith-jj2wt]

Americans don't even know who lewandowski is

[@JamieSmith-jj2wt]

He's a football player, not a soccer player

[@antoniosandoval9094]

I'm American and I know who he is

[@resellworld]

k

[@XxDiiviineGamingxX]

It's not that it's just usually Americans girls have no fucken clue about European footballers

[@katedimovska8330]

+Jamie Smith soccer player

[@whatever]

Hey guys, Briandowski here. I hope you guys don't mind the longer video today. I just liked all these scenes so much that I wanted them in the main video. There is some GOOD STUFF at the end that you don't want to miss, a flashback sequence AND I almost get arrested?! This is most likely the last Lewandowski video I'm doing, unless the real Lewandowski agrees to do a video with me XD. Anyways, thanks for watching guys! Don't forget to check out the extras and enter the giveaway for 2 Lewandowski jerseys!

[@Adoces]

LEWANDOSKI WITH THE HAT TRICK

[@seanalvarez623]

+whatever Loved the Neymar cameo at 3:49

[@badabing2302]

Heeeey briandowski been subbed to your channels for along time. Would love the jersey. I've been a soccer oops football player since I was 5 years old so over 25 years now. Keep the good vids coming man. Hope I get a message from u soon about my jersey 😉

[@ahole5795]

+whatever Why is it the last? Because you almost got arrested? That's a shame because the Lewandowski vids are comedy gold. The part where the father took a picture of you with the kids had me in stitches.

[@larry4052]

+whatever more of these, hahahahha

[@Marcossilva_1997]

"I'm kinda big deal in Germany" hahahaha

[@gabribarba2452]

When she sad "i've a boyfriend" you should answer "if there is the goalkeeper doesn't mean i can't score"

[@MathiasBacher]

Hahaha that's brilliant 😂😂

[@Twistedfusionxd]

White girls are evolving

[@smellydank5118]

God bless white girls

[@peterolsson3450]

+HajtheCompass racist

[@NIGHTMARE8877]

Nah Spanish chicks are the best

[@peterolsson3450]

NIGHTMARE8877 no.

[@DC-rm5lo]

+FNOCKLE BARN yes

[@whatever]

A wild Neymar appears! Can you spot him? He appears 2 times in the video.

[@siseug01]

+whatever Aubameyang picking up girls?

[@nikesbeast]

+whatever goochos lmaoo

[@marioooletsgoooo]

3:57

[@hashminator]

+whatever 3:48!!! :D What do I win?!?!

[@recongator1080]

3:50 Neymar

[@RightCenterBack321]

3:35: "I score five goals in nine minutes. Does this change anything for you?" That had me crawling on the floor, struggling to catch my breath!

[@fussball-heute]

😂 I am 100 percent sure this would change anything if she's into soccer äh football

[@magnificentiPod]

Imagine he ran into a polish girl and she spoke in polish to him

[@formerlychucks]

Miguelito he did in one of the extras videos. Extras #2 or whatever it’s called

[@sushilthapa9]

So what, she will know it was a prank...a few laughs here and there, no big deal... what's the big deal

[@yamuiemata]

Lmao Brian your like a cops magnet for some reason 😂 can't wait to see the extras

[@bortbot]

Then click the link on the description :)

[@whatever]

+yamuiemata longer cop interaction in the description

[@patrickromano8642]

+whatever hey! i couldn't help but notice that you put a lot of classical music in your videos (eg this one is a Chopin waltz if I am not mistaken). Why?

[@Valbuenium]

+Patrick Romano is lewandowski polish? that's because Chopin is also polish lol

[@looneylogic6479]

+whatever a guide to pick up girls in the uk...(you) hey (her) hi (you) can I have your number (her) sorry I have a bf (you) so I have a lot of money (her) 07********* (me) I ain't saying see a gold digger but she'll dumb her bf for a night if you ain't a broke ******

[@hwang759]

'i only date AMERICANS' lmaooooo poor girl

[@xxxilluminate5754]

I swear if he had a limo pull up they'd all be jumping on his kelbasa

[@hwang759]

Toxichydra67 ikr lmao

[@peachrosess]

Omg my hart is omg ! Kpop everywhere😂

[@hwang759]

Veyone​ yazzz ahahaha

[@Beyonder1987]

She is a donald trump fan

[@hans2695]

Wait, the real Lewandowski actually did that, 5 goals in 9 minutes... wtf

[@x-raymnd3972]

Teeto Main he's a legend...

[@mariox7918]

technically it was 5 minutes and 30 seconds...you may continue your worship

[@hans2695]

Dayuum son...

[@XMrKommentarX]

Ist was insane, and Wolfsburg isnt even a bad Team

[@moferid8903]

yes he did its historical search about it

[@krapsenhelb180]

Laughing so hard when he tells everyone that he scored 5 goals in 9 minutes 😆

[@darkphoenix2]

so many yoga pants, what a time to be alive and the soccer commentary XD

[@seayar1629]

FOOTBALL. FOOT. BALL. FOOTBALL.

[@darkphoenix2]

Everyone knows soccer and football are both correct it was called soccer first

[@cipher2862]

FOOTBALL FOOT BALL

[@itouchrocker]

FOOOOOOT-BALLLL FOOTBALL FOOT. BALL. FOOTBALL

[@donandres2886]

Football ! Soccer is for the beach ! FOOTBALL !

[@pedroisidro7644]

LOL Someone dresses just like neymar at 3:49 What a coincidence was he also trying to pick up some girls???

[@robertosaraseli9272]

Pedro Isidro Hahahaha lol

[@gumbbbyyy]

LMAO

[@BombXXplosive]

ahahahahaha when the girl realized you already talked to her months ago loooooooooool

[@adrenaliners04]

Years. Back when Lewandowski was in B. Dortmund

[@whatever]

+Soultronics 2 years ago XD

[@meganable123]

It's fate!

[@youtuber-is8bo]

+whatever why'd you almost get arrested for?

[@BombXXplosive]

whatever honestly feels like months!

[@kentrumpoldt8733]

"Are you friends with Ronaldo?" Haha we all know what the girls really want...

[@whatever]

+Ken Trumpoldt freakin' Ronaldo

[@kentrumpoldt8733]

+whatever I suited up as Ronaldo for Halloween. People went apeshit, taking pictures, saying I looked just like him. I'll be Ronaldo in your next vid and we'll call it even Mr. Dowski.

[@mrgeringer]

Pause at 1:13 You're welcome.

[@sirplanetsix]

My nigga

[@TheMrThe123]

+mrgeringer ?

[@filmskaperne2521]

+mrgeringer ilu

[@franklinphillips6304]

+mrgeringer I don't see shit

[@WOKKICAMETHRU]

What is it +mrgeringer

[@Red-tn3wm]

He gets 3 girls numbers.. "It's Lewandowski with a hat trick! this is one of Lewandowski's finest performance's!!!!" I fucking lost it! Loollol

[@loveSOCCERorFUTBOL]

I don't know what I love more, the video or the fact that you play Chopin in most your videos!! Keep up the good work Brian!

[@TheSkokuDalj]

these Lewandowski videos are getting really polished.

[@draxtheking1876]

guys the vid starts at 00:00 your welcom

[@TheRonnixable]

Omg! Thanks! :D You changed my life...

[@holdupwaitaminute3031]

thx ;) , i didnt know that

[@AnotherCrazyGamer100]

You spell welcome with an e at the end your're welcome. :)

[@Mrcrappyunicorn]

Guys, welcome ends an "e" thank you

[@AYPOD]

suggestion for a new prank : tell them that you are lewandowski , if they say no to give out their number , let someone come in and tell them google him he gets 6 mio $ a year or smthing like that , that would be some kind of gold digger prank

[@Wectox]

good idea

[@zelkowyzabujca2487]

-Mom, can we have Lewandowski? -We have Lewandowski at home. *Lewandowski at home*

[@frankdude0071]

i love all these Lewandowski videos! make MOAR!!!

[@lakewood145]

6:00 That is a wingman

[@ruffsnap]

3:04 -- LEWANDOWSKI FOR THE HATTRICK!!!! ahahah this shit is too fuckin funny!!

[@tlforw5169]

How the hell people don't know Lewa? Ugh.

[@x-raymnd3972]

TL Forw Americans......

[@tlforw5169]

THE MASTER 😂😂

[@xXDndbxNXx]

Only Americans...

[@timonriehl8707]

Why should they know him ?

[@friendlyface1641]

Funniest KZbin channel out there. Keeping it fresh, this was as good and probably better than Part 1 & 2.

[@MsJondde]

Brian, I really love this series and your videos altogether. Especially as an European, a football fan and a Bayern München supporter (autocorrect was saying Manchester, fuck off), I've really enjoyed all three of these videos. Would be lovely if Robert would actually make a video with you, we would just have to get the message out there somehow... Anyway, it's been quite pleasing to get this many videos in such a short period of time, I hope this will continue for a while now(?). Really appreciate your work, thanks Brian. - Joonas

[@arbazalam27]

love the commentator screaming - Lewandowski has scored 😂😂😂

[@Kenji.95]

Oh my lord I waited all year for this one! Soooo hilarious!

[@eemer123]

Great video, I had a lot of fun. cheers from Poland !

[@Shadowspeed43]

"What does he have to do with me. Im Robert Lewandoski" lol 1:04

[@dmo-wav]

When he got the hat trick I was fucking dying

[@JohnSmith-rr3jt]

This is by far the funniest one to me, such an amazing impression.

Uwielbiam tę serię > amazing, love it :)

[@brandonlinz5360]

What they be putting in that Starbucks tho 😍😘

[@andynguyen8882]

assroids

[@brandonlinz5360]

+Andy Nguyen fr lmao

[@hmjgrawy1]

+Andy Nguyen lol

[@Chuckschwartz]

Lol Lewandowski, or any other professional sports player, would t walk around in full uniform picking up women

[@markkowalski1752]

Full kit wank

[@magicznyrafal]

maybe he was going on training :D

[@MarcioVinicius25]

magicznyrafal 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Chuckschwartz]

Mark Kowalski sweet dude you got me

[@mohamadazam2545]

Chill bro this is just prank fot funny video

[@meetthemasters754]

The Background Commentary is what makes it epic! 😂😂😂

[@SolidNate99]

Every time you put the audio clip in there I burst out laughing. Such awesome content on this channel.

[@Koojoki]

I would go on a date with lewandowski lmao

[@bizler69]

+Rezpia forgive me I'm sorry I hope I didn't offend you.

[@bizler69]

+Rezpia he's probably cutting heads off for a living

[@Azpiration]

emile sarvrd keep goin internet warrior :p

[@bizler69]

+Rezpia ok I'm done, but you're right I shouldn't have said that that's fucked up. lol sorry

[@Azpiration]

emile sarvrd glad you realised ;p

[@THEzero139]

Btw the british guy at 5.33 is so nice, good on him. Are all british people like this lol?

[@whatever]

+Aj Alboz British people are known for being SUPER polite, such as the gentleman in the video :)

[@teucy1428]

+whatever LOL, are we bollocks

[@maddenscfc]

+whatever we certainly are :)

[@GoDiZiLlA97]

+whatever lmaoo you made me spit my drink, I honestly hope you were being sarcastic

[@MLGBrownCat]

+Aj Alboz Nah come to london and find out you tosser

[@fhasainontavong6427]

Love it when the sound pops up every time he succeeds

[@alil2491]

"you don't score until you score" a wise man once said

[@crypticblade1318]

5 girls in 9 minutes

[@vinniesaccount]

hahah so feierlich

[@raimobeck5560]

Einfach son deutsches Kommentar xD

[@vinniesaccount]

Raimo Beck ja kann man mal machen :D

[@Sebwiin]

+Luca Starobinski Was hat der am Ende gesagt?

[@NiexxusHD]

+Sebi Windi Irgendwas mit recording people oder so. Wahrscheinlich ob er eine Erlaubnis dazu hat, Leute aufzunehmen.

[@xXegoplayerXx]

Ja die haben die Kamera gecheckt.

[@ripper993]

The commentary gets me more hyped than i should! lmao

[@shanewolf38]

Haha, the advice part was amazing! :)

[@jonathankevannier2872]

5:00 These girls dont know that 5 goals in 9 minutes is smth special😂😂

[@SoccerCasual]

where is Whatever From? and where is he recording this sorry im new to the channel

[@msemilyxoxoxo]

From Santa Barbara, California

[@manibravo1]

Do part 4 these are hilarious

[@MatthewSellsLA]

You're fucking hilarious man 😂 hands down probably most funny KZbinr right now. Your videos always make me cry of laughter haha. Keep it up!!!!

[@TheYavy]

This so awesum you should do part 4 in germany

[@itzdizz8302]

anyone else noticed neymar at @3:45

[@rmnc8445]

iTzDizz me 😂😂

[@richieh6295]

he was trying to pick up girls 2

[@Eragon272727]

iTzDizz holy shot ahahahah

[@bonlesschiken997]

Simply the best prankster on KZbin.

[@MisterK-YT]

Omg the family that asked for a photo! Perfect timing

[@mikoajgrabowicz1339]

Lewandowski

[@jimis3158]

Come and make this in europe and you will see the real reaction and the real benefits. The NA dont have a clue about football

[@potatogamingv_8301]

jimis 31 youre right

[@nellsonhd212]

jimis 31 you are stupid, like women know how lewandowski looks like

[@giannenafinest6109]

jimis 31 όντως..

[@Eragon272727]

jimis 31 in europe they would see that this is not je real lewandowski

[@KuldeepSingh-vp7rz]

"You do not score until you score."😂😂Best advise ever.

[@wildan2136]

lol this lewandowski vid never failed me.love this

[@wildan2136]

+cat eating human 5:25 my best moment thank you

[@AdrianPelaj]

"It is a geopolitical thing" :D

[@ivarboneless3939]

9 numbers in 5 minutes

[@Lekurishkun]

We need you and Lewandowski in the next part. I think that would be awesome lololol

[@danielpeter3834]

We would love to see more of this...

[@TheRealBeatMaster]

Please go to Munich one day and do it again!

[@andjelcic821]

Lol THE END! xD

[@penyokboyz]

I like everytime bryan lewandowski got numbers.. Background comentator it was so epic haha

[@AlmightyGodHimself]

The commentary gets me every time 😂

[@alexa4117]

"By the way, we call it football." Lmao

[@iTzDaNiiLo]

Good lord is like ass paradise

[@SB-ck7jv]

Lmao the commentary is on point

[@okayyymc3]

Good job once again Brixan!

[@laflamezz1907]

Music : Prelude op 28 no 15 in the intro Waltz op 64 no 2 throughout the video by chopin

[@WraithTheSlayer]

Leaving the grils out I really want to see the video with this english commentator going nuts. If someone got the link

[@eafabregas]

Jacqueline sameee

[@luiseduardocortesmoreno3567]

Jacqueline it's from the bundesliga channel

[@infiniteone3267]

"But whatever" I see what you did there 😂😂😂😂 love this dude

[@nosaleczek]

Zajebisty wideo jak zawsze !

[@brandonnixon7105]

His shorts were backwards!!XD

[@KelenPrezentuje]

Oh, it's not polish video? Dziwne... *Czasami wydaję mi się, że tylko Polacy mówią o Polakach* :P

[@Paula11123]

+Kelen Prezentuje Dokładnie :'))

[@MrRobot-vd3fr]

+Paula11123 Ty jesteś wszędzie. :D

[@Paula11123]

Wiem ;p

[@grzegorzlubas]

również się zgodze.. 3 banko subow a chłopak zgrywa Lewego, o co kaman! :-)

[@abuhabib9]

Крыса польская

[@johnyeah6406]

this was so much fun!

[@user-vp2rh6ko4g]

Now you should definitely film Lewandowski picking up girls 4.

[@sueside1842]

every ass click bait video is part of lifetime research

[@samoldbracelet8062]

2:12 You the real MVP

[@mattiv1]

Dude, you nailed it. Cheers from Poland

[@dinokonik]

I love how Brian have passion abou Europe. He make pranks in Europe, he knows history, he fallows football. Great man.

[@unlisted4253]

Isn't he some kind of French or whatever?

[@whatever]

+Mauro Canhanga Yes, I was born in Paris :)

[@Coachvinoo]

Damn I wanna be like Brian when I grow up.

[@whatever]

+Veno Francis Me too

[@sloth9853]

+whatever greg plitt

[@AzizandDota]

so many bootes caught me off guawrd

[@DarkVideo007]

ok now I have to watch the 5 goals in 9 minutes again. Its so incredible.

[@Hozza360]

What a wingman, the guy with the kids asking for a photograph!

[@wesbesttreacts4515]

How to these chicks believe you? This is like seeing a nba player out in public in full uniform and a basketball lmao

[@IZCjoker]

4:00 Neymar in the background loooool

[@aspiringscientist1616]

He's not there

[@bickleyjonas6145]

*3:57

[@Massjesty]

Gosh the pic with that brit kids thinking was the real one Lewa...i'm crying!! ahaha

[@Synccx]

this was gold

[@chory704]

Wreszcie Polacy mają kolejną legende :D

[@funnylightbulb5643]

Brian, can you please do a face reveal on 4m subs ? yeh ermm thxx

[@user-ho9ot3do4j]

+Pencil turns on stuff lol

[@user-ho9ot3do4j]

i luv you

[@lenervincent]

from bigdaws, to dantdm, now here? wow xD

[@funnylightbulb5643]

+ZX PvNd lol you're everywhere :D

[@muftau7]

+Pencil turns on stuff I've seen you on three straight videos

[@triple7cris]

(2:12) Lewandowski with the shrewd camera angle adjustment. well done! lol