Robert Pattinson Desperately Needs a New York City Hot Dog | GQ

Robert Pattinson takes us into a brief, desperate, hunger-filled moment in the life of Robert Pattinson. Written by Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson as Himself
Vikram Gandhi as Hot Dog Man
Daddy Ramazani & Aleah Quiñones as Gossiping Pedestrians
James Pettigrew as Ice Cream Man
Akili King as Subway Girl
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Executive Producer - Dorenna Newton
Director - Vikram Gandhi
Written By - Robert Pattinson
Director of Photography - Nick Perron-Siegel
Producer - James Pettigrew
Production Manager - Josh Young
Sound Recorders - Spencer Ward & Caleb A. Mose
Production Assistants - Daddy Ramazani & Zoey Haar
Video Research - Andie Diemer
Post Production: House of Trim
Edited by: Josh Cramer
Graded By: Susi Dollnig
Assistant Editor: Nina Thomas
Post Audio: Hyperbolic Audio
Engineers: Peter McPartland
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Robert Pattinson Desperately Needs a New York City Hot Dog | GQ

[@avv_ooo411]

he is the voice in the back of your head that tells you to try crack

[@teerose8692]

underrated comment

[@avv_ooo411]

@@teerose8692 geniuses are never understood in their generation

[@selina9260]

Lf

[@Kiiieeechiii]

💀😂

[@princessjenna5153]

cryinggg

[@Cabb4ge.]

The inner dialogue of an introvert.

[@justinemarquez533]

Lol well he is an INFP 😂

[@baileylouise9446]

@@justinemarquez533 im an infp lmfao

[@boba3475]

@@baileylouise9446 is that type of adhd?

[@baileylouise9446]

@@boba3475 it’s a personality type

[@anonymousdudet6489]

Yup

[@eternalriver7866]

When he’s dressed undercover he looks more like Robert Pattinson than ever

[@GameDevAraz]

XD

[@lilyspetronika8234]

Well paradoxically, disguise is a portrait of someone's identity in some ways. So it might not that odd to be himself more than ever while he "thinks" he is not like himself😗😗

[@kindplanet1]

He actually looks like Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock

[@rafaelteodoro5687]

@@kindplanet1 yeah, that's right! He looked just like that in Season 3

[@bregowine]

He looks like Cox’ Daredevil in that thumbnail

[@rakdok900]

You can tell how good of an actor he is when you realise the differences between how he says “this city is a labyrinth, designed to mock me” and “when that light hits the sky, it’s not just a call. It’s a warning.”

[@goodputin4324]

I am the shadows

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmncgpuhbNCXbKc 2:21

[@dean4800]

Im vengance

[@aamesworld]

You got a lot of cats

[@smile_jpg6673]

That kinda sounds like a Batman line tbh

[@tutankhamen5080]

His gf: he must be thinking about other girls Robert :

[@sergiong7523]

😂😂😂😂

[@katherine7367]

😂😂😂

[@elenaleroy4348]

You genius 🤣😭

[@lilsebastian1458]

I misread this as ‘his gf must be thinking about other girls’

[@Nessando]

LMAO

[@watkinry]

So apparently being famous is a lot like having a social anxiety disorder, except people really are staring at you and judging you everywhere you go. Interesting stuff.

[@paroxysm8588]

@Ken H. But are YOU famous? If not, how could you relate? Understanding and experiencing are two different things. Also as a woman, if I'm not vibing im not vibing. My man's aint got alot to do with that.

[@amber6473]

Ken H rn: just v i b e guys like h o n e s t l y

[@pauline1809]

i think he has both

[@yaelildis9173]

@Ken H. honestly that's the stupidest sentence I've heard all week

[@bluetaigax1747]

@Ken H. you should write a comedy skit lol

[@mikicho-2-matte336]

Robert Pattinson can probably play the role of Batman and the Joker in one movie.

[@Anshulaa]

Why is this not a thing yet

[@strawberry_d3mon874]

OR A MOVIE WHERE BATMAN IS THE JOKER :0

[@cpx6032]

@@strawberry_d3mon874 That would be so interesting! Like one of his deepest fear is actually becoming his worst enemy: The Joker. And then he has to face Scarecrow who uses his fear toxine and makes his fear real in his mind: The Batman is The Joker

[@rhuskymikhaelorcullo5832]

@@cpx6032 thats already a thing, The Batman Who Laughs, where Bruce finally snaps and kills Joker, bit unbeknownst to him Joker had prepared for the day he'd finally break his no kill rule, and a toxin was put in place so that when the Jokers heart stops beating whoever killed him would be driven insane and become the Joker themselves.

[@FirstName32]

@@cpx6032 this is the whole plot of Batman Arkham Knight actually

[@DarthDimmadome]

“You can call me Rob, I eat hotdogs!” 2:30 Protect this man at all costs.

[@CulturedBear]

We don't need to protect him , HE IS THE BATMAN !

[@payim7208]

😂😂👌

[@aguywholifts680]

he looks rich and depressed. definitely bruce wayne

[@SPIDEREMMAN]

And mysterious

[@hannahhazirah9762]

And quirky

[@GreenyZay]

@@hannahhazirah9762 he's not like the other girls

[@serenitybeats1677]

@@AceChase205 why would most celebs be depressed

[@360.Tapestry]

he's my joker, tho

[@jordandenny6875]

I like how he needs to hide his jaw, that's probably the giveaway

[@jolene9756]

razor sharp jaw

[@LifeofMarie267]

@@jolene9756 that jaw could double as a letter opener.

[@Michelle-fr1fw]

Too sharp 🔪

[@alicem1961]

Jordan Denny it's literally at a 90 degree angle

[@LifeofMarie267]

That jaw is legend...wait for it...dary

[@taylorlee5103]

I think this actually got him considered for The Batman.

[@theimmortalrain867]

I mean, you’re not wrong. He was promoting the movie “Good Time” at the time, and it was “Good Time” that made Reeves consider him for Batman.

[@stephenstubbs8487]

Good Time

[@RainintheBrain]

This whole sketch seems like the Batman have a nervous breakdown and becoming a villain

[@a.madison9625]

Reeves said it was Good Time and The Lost City of Z but this couldn't hurt. He's brilliant in it

[@apothecurio]

More like The Lighthouse, a movie where he talks like this the entire time.

[@gavinperry8433]

" This city is a labyrinth designed to mock me " Very Batman-ish

[@wipeoutliang]

This feels so deep and poetic that could actually be a line that fits well in a Batman film,

[@rivercat26]

The words, not the voice

[@huh4206]

he's so versatile in acting AND voice modulations that he can do both batman and the joker.

[@BloodyArmourKnight]

yeah, i saw him in Good Time and in The Lighthouse... and his posture, his voice and his looks are completely different. I really don't know why people still thinks that Robert is a bad actor.

[@LA-rp5uy]

Alejandro Nuñez twilight. He regrets it.

[@BloodyArmourKnight]

@@LA-rp5uy hahaha, ah yes, now i get it.

[@Floral_Green]

IWatchWeirdVideos I’m by no means a film buff, but they are both terrific films. Watched them each multiple times within the same month, they were that good.

[@raymondwee4503]

he could play a version of The Batman Who Laughs!

[@nijntje3601]

Imagine going on the streets and seeing Robert Pattinson put his phone in his mouth

[@akchannel9781]

that’s my dream

[@Lily-ke7zm]

I would love that

[@zineb8649]

I wouldn't be surprised

[@prettyfunny7616]

I'd think man he really does smell like crayons

[@abramsullivan7764]

I would walk up to him and ask are you feeling okay sir your eating your phone.

[@steel8763]

“Two years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal.” - Battinson.

[@dominiquesmith-pierre5476]

I'm so proud of him for finally finding his way to the hot dogs he so desperately needed 😪

[@clustertm512]

Papaya King is the best 👌

[@marissabateman7229]

this batman trailer is crazy

[@amankodimela8499]

The best joke in this whole comment section

[@LA-tz8zr]

It's exactly how I imagined it to be

[@Beraksekebon21]

@@LA-tz8zr that voice at the beginning tho,proly gonna be similliar with his batman voice

[@user-ox5kh3fy8g]

Where is the joke?

[@solidiersnake]

Why so serious son?

[@ammarabraham]

For those who don't know. He wrote and directed that himself and came up with the idea on the same day lol

[@cWjkL8ysxOkrH66]

@Dziordan1 well who even are you to judge, right?

[@chilldog4469]

Dziordan1 well what do u expect, u replied on a reply list 😂

[@TheRobloxianTacoLord]

He didn't direct it. Vikram Ghandi did. He only wrote it.

[@jqyhlmnp]

Dziordan1 I liked it but I also liked your comment so I’m worried

[@joyontheleft]

yeah i could tell lol

[@Kaelmir]

"You can call me rob I eat hotdogs" and his lil' victory dance will always be Iconic 🛐

[@user-uo8mx3cv5k]

Robert Pattinson presents: what's going on in an introvert's head 98% of the time in public

[@xoxosahar]

I imagine this being his actual inner dialogue on a daily basis

[@afonsolucas2219]

I know for sure that it’s mine

[@karrin2002]

LOL

[@atreyeerajat3689]

This comment should be pinned

[@shubhamrana9196]

Well well

[@LifeofMarie267]

Probably is.

[@atticusv668]

Prior to The Batman's release I found it insane that people were so doubtful of Pattinson because if there's anyone who was absolutely perfect for Bruce Wayne, it was always going to be a beautiful, rich, reclusive weirdo.

[@zofiadoesntknow3907]

as someone with social anxiety this is very relatable.

[@TheJazzy1980]

extremely!! 😫😩

[@Crazysonicfan360]

Yup.

[@GallifrAngel]

Just imagine living in his brain for 15 minutes

[@stavroulathebest]

I would say that that would be weird but i am probably like this too a lot of times,i just not externalise it

[@reeseh2035]

That would be so fun I love rpattz sooooo much

[@ebonyqueen_riri3510]

Minute 5... Me: Let me out!!!! 😭

[@VictoriaTraducciones]

@@ebonyqueen_riri3510 5? I would be going insane after the first 60 seconds, I can barely stand my own inner dialogue LOL

[@morganjarvis7]

I have a lot of anxiety so I can easily

[@dariushcreates]

I think Robert Pattinson should do voice acting. He did great voice acting in this.

[@LifeofMarie267]

It's that accent.

[@marvincruz6721]

He’s amazing, just listen to his versatility of accents in films like Good Time or The King

[@LifeofMarie267]

@Tatiana exactly my point. His natural accent is enough to make you pay attention.

[@LifeofMarie267]

@Tatiana you and me both. In fact I did that just recently. I've had bad insomnia for a month and I'd just watch videos of him on KZbin with headphones on and his voice is just so relaxing.

[@coiler_119]

Well, he's got a voice role in the English dub of the next Studio Ghibli film, so this comment aged well

[@lenatisdale]

"I knew I was a normal human being" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stirfryjedi]

What I expected: Rob Pattinson gets a hot dog like a boss in the greatest city ever. What I got: An existential crisis about food, place, and identity. Thanks GQ for making it happen

[@anna_banana414]

I’m not convinced he’s human. Like not a vampire but just..not human..

[@toascranill5464]

We'll find out what he is soon enough

[@12myea]

you watched olivia kathryn’s video didn’t you

[@amber6473]

gremlin, raccoon, and ballerina

[@anna_banana414]

toa scranill ....is this a threat....?

[@anna_banana414]

beevaz most definitely, but like, she had a point, there’s no way this man is human

[@mloz4278]

Robert Pattinson never fails to remind me that he's insane

[@ronstoppable5659]

I’d lose my mind as well if I had to deal with all of those Twilight fangirls everywhere I went back in the day

[@mloz4278]

Bring Back KP, Animated Obviously /CrisisOnFire1977 this has not changed

[@strawberrypie7077]

yes

[@coldramentpm1013]

word

[@zaniahgahagen6835]

man is definitely insane but we love him

[@agentwho9187]

I now understand why Liam traveled 10,000 miles. That hot dog looks really good.

[@benjaminwilkin2960]

Fun fact: when matt reeve's saw this video he started production on the Batman with Pattinson in mind.

[@keta6518]

"he was on teen wolf" LOL the biggest insult to edward cullen

[@raos3334]

Nah, being in Twilight was the insult

[@keta6518]

Blue Ghost well, maybe for robert but for edward thats.... his life so 😂

[@danielleandrade6722]

Hahaha i Love this part

[@Picksodus]

Teen Wolf was a great show, far superior to twilight.

[@danielleandrade6722]

@@Picksodus I like Teen Wolf too. But we have to agree that Twilight came first, maybe Teen Wolf was inspired by Twilight, and become better at this point. But I still prefer twilight

[@HiImMach]

This just looks like a day in the life of a person that has serious social anxiety issues... that desperately needs a New York hot dog.

[@Atetrigrams]

Me

[@e0lhc]

Rebecca same lol

[@haikalh1540]

Me 😥

[@bruce4551]

SAME..

[@Jwlar]

I guess it must be even worse, at least with our anxiety, therapy and rational thought can remind us that people actually don't care and aren't looking at you, but if you're a celebrity, this is the opposite.

[@bassandtreble6616]

This feels like a precursor to his monologue in the Batman. Like Rob was still trying to figure out how to play the character

[@brendapatriciagoveamedina6646]

this is when you realize that he can do comedy well... Robert is a great actor, this man is ground gold

[@Ooddeetthh]

Oh yes. Its proven, in the movie DAMSEL

[@CharlieV333]

Knowing Robert Pattinson, this is probably how he legitimately experiences the world

[@hussanal-rubayie5658]

wait, you know him?

[@ogatatsumi8594]

@Niladri Nagchowdhury of course he does not ,lmao

[@wake9513]

Aye I just made your likes at 1k 😎

[@lordmegatron4789]

you know him how?

[@ogatatsumi8594]

@@lordmegatron4789 dont take him seriously

[@KuinasBrokenNail]

Robert Pattinson hates being a celebrity more than anyone else and I’m living for it

[@wolfthornnholtzklau4913]

@Ron 3 I mean, other than the money, what's to really like or enjoy about it?

[@camilaortiz7516]

John Nowak Kind Sir that must be exhausting

[@wiegehts8542]

Oh poor guy :(

[@ebonyqueen_riri3510]

Ikr!!!!! I understand not wanting all the pressure I still love him tho😭😂💖

[@Thrawn23.]

Kristen Stewart hates it a little bit more

[@DevinS1133]

This is exactly what I thought Rob's inside voice would sound like LOL

[@bnicolette14]

He's hilarious and the contrast of the artful shots & the ridiculous voice over is just brilliant lol

[@madfree101]

The way he runs out and screams when that woman recognizes him I- 😭😂😂😂

[@m.d.1277]

I know! I I scream-laughed so hard at that hahahaha

[@anjusahu9784]

😂😂😂

[@ebonyqueen_riri3510]

This is like my 20th time watching this maybe more than that 😭 I can't get over it and I loveeee his goofiness 🤣🤣

[@emq6892]

hahaha so goood

[@vaishuvj2712]

I cracked up laughing😂😂😂😂😂

[@MysteryFields]

The fact that this was written by Rob himself makes it even more brilliant lol

[@nightcries4244]

Lamoo did he?

[@strawberrypie7077]

yes

[@MysteryFields]

@The Caring Adolf Hitler description, mate

[@jaciemichelle2285]

@The Caring Adolf Hitler Says it in the description - Written by Robert Pattinson.😊

[@carlamarcelo2933]

omg and the voice?

[@brickbrick8292]

Vengeance needs a hot dog.

[@FreerunnerDave]

I am here because of Liam Thompson.

[@batmanfan6207]

When Alfred dies and Bruce gets hungry.

[@jaredpeacemaker795]

This. This made me laugh

[@abramsullivan7764]

He'll fix something for himself

[@alyssa6743]

...why did i think this implied bruce was going to eat alfred

[@jaredpeacemaker795]

@@alyssa6743 happens when you watch too much Hannibal on Netflix

[@alyssa6743]

@@jaredpeacemaker795 I've never seen hannibal 😖 guess it's just my nature~🤭

[@lizxu322]

"Seal myself into the bubble....now I can breathe...." most relatable comment

[@Jbhifly]

I am here because of Liam

[@siddhantpatkar7023]

Same

[@zengk4555]

same lol

[@hiimshort4595]

same

[@eloise980]

matt reeves seen this and really went “this is batman”

[@helloalexandraa]

he should definitely do a comedy every once in a while

[@Beraksekebon21]

Duh he do twilight

[@mai4319]

Twilight was basically a comedy

[@thebatman8815]

Xandra I mean, we got the Lighthouse? That’s like, at least 20 percent comedy (although the other 80 percent is a psychological horror induced fever dream of madness and isolation)... but still, 20 percent comedy!

[@ruven3703]

Xandra I was going to give you a like, but you’re at 666

[@elissonlopes5033]

@@thebatman8815 in The King his character is a perfect comedy guy, maybe the best part of the movie.

[@LifeOfRy]

Robert Pattinson has strong “obscure taste in memes” energy

[@xipaltoval]

He's a dank meme kinda guy

[@sleep6837]

I mean he also enjoys Death Grips, so this feels accurate

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmncgpuhbNCXbKc 2:21

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Flip the Joker "that's a meme, Batman" joke

[@Readraid_]

@@sleep6837 dont you mean he is death grips lead guitarist

[@theyruinedyoutubeagain]

I love to see people's love for Pattinson, Twilight did him dirty, he's a great actor and a hilarious human being. If you haven't watched Good Time, you're missing out.

[@benludlow8087]

Who came here after Liam Thompsons videos?

[@snorkfroken7056]

Imagine waking up in the night and someone whipsering softly in to your ear *where is the man with the hotdog*

[@LifeofMarie267]

Imagine him whispering that. 😉

[@saddypreza7950]

Omg lolol

[@Nergal_Slayer]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@snorkfroken7056]

2:01

[@321sarahbob]

For sure the only person who could play both batman and joker

[@galvinpro]

The Batman Who Laughs

[@janaymorris6345]

What, I never thought about him playing Joker! I would love to see that.

[@abramsullivan7764]

He can be Bruce Wayne/Batman and Joaquin Phoenix can be Author Fleck/Joker.

[@youtubefan4690]

I think Christian Bale too can play both Batman and Joker

[@Owen-ub3fv]

Christian Bale could too. An better. I'm assuming you've never seen American Psycho? Also I recon Michael Keaton could. He basically did as Beetlejuice.

[@jos44]

This is the funniest thing I've seen here in ages and I can't believe I've never seen it before! Thanks GQ for including it in Rob's "iconic roles" interview so I could find it!

[@anaumnau]

Cast director of The Boy and the Heron saw this and hired him for sure

[@mah9116]

robert pattinson starring as my anxiety

[@anthonio5039]

World: Pandemic Rob Pattinson: _”woah is that a hot dog?”_

[@hattiegore7828]

this was 3 years ago lol

[@LamZL1]

@@hattiegore7828 Robert wouldn't have changed one bit

[@martinb6065]

this was his batman audition

[@Dr_OzoneTV]

"The city, this city is a labyrinth designed to mock me" 😂😂😂 This is basically the origin of today's young Bat-Man, when you're frustrated trying to have alone time and want to get a snack, so you vent your frustration on petty criminals...

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmncgpuhbNCXbKc 2:22

[@charl99ie]

well if that isn't an accurate representation of anxiety

[@Jax.Scorpio]

More like paranoia

[@lolaa.8161]

@@Jax.Scorpio It's more so social anxiety than paranoia.

[@Jax.Scorpio]

@@lolaa.8161 I was diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic at 1 point in my life. You don't know what it's like.

[@wokeil]

@@Jax.Scorpio paranoia is a symptom of social anxiety. Don't brag about your mental illnesses.

[@scottweinkauff2971]

@UCVQ8HxmfyRJa-1K2pXBRtSQ brag? How is he bragging you moron I’m sure he hates it he’s describing what it’s like

[@blakeellis1898]

This makes me want to see him as joker rather than batman. No joke

[@ssquared901]

I need both

[@swissswiss5498]

batman is as crazy as the joker so it works both ways.

[@Wongsquared]

@@ssquared901 lol the plot twist of the new Batman movie is Bruce Wayne is actually tracking himself down.

[@firstlast9846]

Wongsquared - That would actually be a good plot tbh

[@avijitkundu5606]

@blake ellis Maybe Batman who laughs!

[@dumbassweeb5702]

“You can call me Rob, I eat hotdogs” will now be one of my favorite quotes

[@sethkaos572]

roberts "batman" audition tape... or maybe one of arkham asylums finest inmates

[@Dorilana]

'You can call me Rob, I eat hotdogs'

[@kairiharada17]

Why am I only discovering this now?! This is a masterpiece, I'm in tears.

[@alieahrussell3942]

Right!!!

[@user-uk9er5vw4c]

no, you're not overreacting

[@ericmilesdavid1321]

@@user-uk9er5vw4c no he’s not

[@sc4rydude277]

He's literally me.

[@The_Anomaly]

This is Bruce Wayne during his wandering years before Batman. This is now cannon for me.

[@jessluxxlux6814]

That was hysterical. Negative commenters can choke on a hot dog.

[@cr3epycr3ep47]

It is the most... (choking...choking even more. Seconds pass. I can't breathe, my face turn blue. Mustard drip down my chin onto my hands that is currently clamping my throat) STOP READING AND SAVE ME!

[@summertime7651]

They can choke on Robert's hot dog.

[@shaniqua2950]

Robs' hotdog

[@joseescobar2076]

.

[@LifeofMarie267]

@@summertime7651 you win for best comment to this comment.

[@IxDEVOUTxI]

What is hilarious about this is I actually saw Robert in a restaurant one time in LA and he was hunched over his food, hood up and seemed very much the same in this video that day! You haven't changed a bit Mr. Pattinson!

[@ethansalie2390]

Batman

[@gokuaravind]

@@ethansalie2390 Battinson

[@VannahCakesYo]

which restaurant?!

[@garmen-]

@@VannahCakesYo why does it matter?

[@VannahCakesYo]

​@@garmen- simple curiosity lmao no need to get unpleasant.

[@dessuarez]

rob write more deranged things please

[@musicluv86]

The saddest part of this video is that the Papaya King on St. Marks closed shortly after this video was filmed :( RIP will forever be missed

[@mah9116]

hes a true artist ill never get why so many people hate him cuase of twilight lol

[@benkirkham2017]

Yeah it's sad because hes a really good actor

[@darkaria6688]

What is this twilight you speak of I only know him as Cedrick diggory

[@Phoenix.219]

@@darkaria6688 I have never watched Twilight although my brother tried hard to make me watch it but I had heard it as love story every girl fascinated about and I don't like watching love stories..my bro told that it's not regular love story it's about vampires but I didn't watch..then I found out Rob too doesn't like it😁...I am Hufflepuff so I love the fact that Rob loves Cedric..he was Hufflepuff pride😄and he will always be Cedric Diggory..He has never looked better as Rob than Cedric Diggory..Cedric was so handsome..that face and with that yellow black t shirt in maze he looked like a dream

[@AswathReacher]

@@Phoenix.219 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@sarahgbadebo9415]

I love him because of twilight

[@Ciaraosullaven]

hahaha introvert problems. This is serious though total anxiety.

[@darkalice650]

I'm not introvert but have the same problem

[@valarievals693]

More so the life of a celebrity

[@EmoZix]

@@valarievals693 bit a both

[@a.madison9625]

@@valarievals693 He's well known to be very shy and has talked about his anxiety issues. They're real. It doesn't have to do with being a celebrity, he was born that way.

[@gavinmcconnell9504]

Talia Who that’s not because he’s an introvert, he has to disguise himself in public or else he’d never be able to go anywhere, too many people would recognize him

[@ThatPandazz]

Liam Thompson fans... Assemble.

[@jimcameron1234]

Batman year zero in Gotham City

[@writerspen010]

"A New York hotdog. The kind that makes you fall in love." He's not wrong xDDD

[@LifeofMarie267]

Until you have a Philly cheesesteak. Just saying.

[@angelabby2379]

His hotdog makes me

[@mml1426]

New York hot dogs beat anything... and pizza, New York pizza is way better than pizza shop you would find in Sicily, Italy

[@basedbattledroid3507]

The antithesis of the Bunnings Warehouse Sausage, which somehow has an amazing reputation here even though it's basically just charcoal in defrosted bred.

[@heatherallen3068]

I love Rob's sense of humor.. He is a normal human being after all. I couldnt imagine living under a microscrope having to hide away all the time. I feel bad for him but I hope one day it will settle for him.. I will have to say, Rob needs to come to cities that have no paparazzi.. Indianapolis has hot dog stands too.. Anyways, thanks for the laugh and giving us a more perspective on your daily life struggles and cravings of hot dogs...

[@kaitlynhavey303]

I couldn't agree with you more

[@p.s.csdeaky8530]

You meant to say an ¨ordinary¨, because nobody is normal, but an ordinary human being that gets one the most expensive ubers, definitely normal.

[@h.ar.2937]

Hahaha couldn't agree with you more Helen. I forgot which one it was, but in one interview during his Twilight days he came told this really crazy story and he recently said that it was completely made up. The only reason was because he did not know how to sound more interesting to the interviewer so he came up with a crazy story lmao.

[@Mrhostil95]

I think the point of living in big cities is to have more anonymity, but there's more people in them so it's a double edged sword.

[@rogue8903]

This is me whenever I want food but don't wanna go out and leave the house to get food😂. Even the inner monologue is dead on.

[@spiralbee6325]

Who came here after Liam’s video? 🤩

[@poseidon1800]

Me

[@Movie_Games]

You're fond of me hot dogs, ain't ye?

[@Jude-nr5vy]

god tier comment

[@madfree101]

Best comment.

[@jonathanransier8289]

How could i possibly like the horseshit you cook us for supper

[@sufjan4877]

HAAAAARK!

[@ebonyqueen_riri3510]

🤣😭💀

[@ameynanote]

For anyone asking. Yes, this is his Batman voice.

[@ludens1472]

More like Joker voice

[@ameynanote]

@@ludens1472 more like give me credit for Actually calling the fact I predicted his Batman voice.

[@Revan-N7]

This was more interesting and emotionally taking than the entire new Star Wars trilogy.

[@Karamkest]

anyone else here after Liam thompson's video?

[@m1lenoix28]

Me ✋️

[@Llamu]

✋

[@werm3169]

Who tf pulls a match out of a fridge? Robert Pattinson. Robert Pattinson does.

[@natechenry]

You know you’re Robert Pattinson when you have to just cover your jawline to disguise yourself and nothing else. Without that coat there’s no way he’d go unrecognizable even with sunglasses and a hat on with that jawline.

[@dagetheevil1]

Further proves that his Batman cowl disguise is heavily flawed, because his jawline is fully exposed

[@natechenry]

@@dagetheevil1 no. It’s a rookie suit, the cowl looks fine. It is meant to be flawed which you and the majority seem to misunderstand

[@dagetheevil1]

​@@natechenry A bit late, but I think you seem to misunderstand my context. I made a joke about how his cowl disguise is flawed cuz his jawline is so recognizable. I know Batman's character very well lol, you shouldn't generalize someone without being certain.

[@stephenr80]

If you say jawline again. He will come on your face.

[@kencur9690]

@@stephenr80 it’s probably what he wants.

[@user-uf6be5cx6p]

You know this got him the Batman role.

[@mandude7599]

It's a Gotham City hot dog now

[@junwoojang2941]

01:07 "Oh my go-" "EEEEEEEKH!" Lmao

[@wuhoolife]

Loved that

[@mariaocampo2479]

My fav part

[@brucewayne4371]

When Alfred goes on vacation.

[@Lotselance]

I love this comment lmao

[@darlingsweetheart8146]

😂😂😂

[@lars4108]

lmaoo

[@DollyAnna]

If you've ever wondered what introversion feels like, this is it lol

[@mfidds8338]

Just found this. It’s so unhinged I absolutely love it.

[@amelia5287]

robert pattinson operates on a different astral plane

[@gabriellemorgan8356]

I love this… I’m crying "You can call me Rob, I eat hot dogs”

[@chubbchubbs620]

Representation of all introverts.

[@alierturk6325]

Wow this guy should play the Batman

[@hashshashiinme7656]

Nah he should be bruce wayne considering how much reclusive and weird he is 🤣😂

[@samuelarriaza1283]

Shut up you racist man Robert Pattinson is racist just like Donald Trump

[@Yeodoongiiie]

didn't know he was gollum...

[@Leonhada]

Hysterical!!!

[@yt-sh]

we all are gollum precious

[@thebatman8815]

Violet Daisy No, he’s Batman; Alfred’s Gollum.

[@johnmichael_]

@@thebatman8815 😂😂😂

[@artemistheory]

@@yt-sh but we hates it.

[@MontyQueues]

what's crazy is his voice ability... he can literally change his voice unlike other actors

[@garikcapretta7399]

which is exactly why hes the Batman

[@daved2352]

Its not a unique skill for an actor to have, but I appreciate that he puts it to use rather than having one American voice he does for American projects and his normal voice for everything else. I think he'd be good at voice acting.

[@MontyQueues]

@@daved2352 when you look at the majority of performances, it is a unique skill lmao

[@oliverrrrrrrrrr]

@@MontyQueues calm down, it's not unique.

[@mawangshallhang]

@@MontyQueues I mean in normal daily life it's probably considered unique so get what you're saying. For acting though it isn't he's sort of expected to be able to do some other accent/s at least.

[@Sea_witch_]

This man is the Joker and Batman all in one vampire looking dude.

[@FickFuuuck]

I don't know why, but this video appears in my feed about twice a year, and I watch it every single time. Love the acting

[@user-gu3ie]

A great actor simply explaining the price of fame in a funny skit.the hotdog we take for granted every day isnt so easy for a famous person to get without getting mobbed

[@ImTheMan0fSteel]

At least he can afford two hotdogs.

[@Mrhostil95]

I prefer that than being a broke New Yorker.