robert pattinson’s most random moments

[@mah9116]

the way he both makes the joke and then laughs at it himself sends me

[@rml5807]

and the way he laughs IMMEDIATELY like literally the second after making the joke is just contagious

[@arycogito]

and the tone of the voice and his facial features instantly change DRAMATICALLY as he moves his whole body forward and stares towards the person he's talking to, expecting some sort of response

[@marthasunny4937]

And the interviewers are like: what the actual fuck is he talking about 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yippayada]

HAHAHAH- same

[@Josh-ls3vg]

whst

[@jihyosboobeesweat9412]

Someone said he lives life like a presentation he didn’t prepare for and honestly I agree

[@auroramarquez48]

I mean, aren't we all?

[@DanielCho1997]

*powerpoint presentation. It was the 24 hours video with Robert on Vogue

[@sweetestaphrodite]

I saw this comment on Tiktok saying the exact same thing 💀💀

[@laraluu7013]

@@auroramarquez48 ok victoria justice

[@laraluu7013]

@@livy6800 ASJDBUWHUIRHUIHA I JUST SAW THIS COMMENT OMG AHAH

[@moonluvr2237]

“when i read it- it seemed like a book that wasn’t supposed to be published” LMFAO damn

[@rawwwrrr1]

i wheezed

[@ouioui9284]

i went: *OOF*

[@Jadewonderland]

Time stamp?

[@moonluvr2237]

@@Jadewonderland 1:13

[@roadtombg]

He aint wrong tho

[@camila-qj9ch]

the fact that the clown story is made up is sending me

[@dreamingofthemoon]

An icon

[@ellax325]

He lies A LOT in interviews actually lmao.

[@angel127_]

Ella X oop we stan a liar

[@Y0GabaGaba500]

@@angel127_ whose we? I don't speak french

[@smileo1007]

did he say he lied ab it?

[@Lynnvandenbrink]

Nobody: Robert Pattinson: *I saw a clown die*

[@Name-jt7px]

@the_Man_Of_Steel fr

[@emilieblue8060]

The fact that it was all a lie is what makes it funny to me😭😭

[@Tigerheiress]

PLEASE

[@SweetJT3030]

In a little tiny car.

[@Srijita_.l-w6s]

HE'S SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE

[@rawwwrrr1]

when you're so nervous you tell people a clown died in front of you

[@God_3712]

why is this me

[@Tigerheiress]

please

[@M3Lucky]

My social anxiety: "Omg wtf do I say so people just accept me and don't think I'm weird?!" Also me: A clown died in an exploding car in front of me as a kid. Hahaa.

[@lauracardamone9718]

That part killed me

[@trialbystone2532]

This is gonna be the plot of the next Batman movie.

[@willowowenn]

he has so many inside jokes with himself

[@johannetandberg]

This describes him per-fect-ly

[@Tigerheiress]

WHEN HE SAID THE CAR EXPLODED AT THE CIRCUS LIKE WHAT

[@iyfll]

i mean so do i, i cant blame him

[@Avarr01]

I think that's just called lies 😂

[@okaminess]

Introversion. lol

[@milflover6196]

why is he so funny without trying like it’s in a creepy hot way with his baby laugh

[@mitzistanford570]

omg true!!!!!!

[@camiellen]

he’s british that’s why

[@plucky8949]

robert hating on twilight is the reason i still get up in the morning

[@amandabialecki7190]

same😌✨

[@selenafan9100]

his laugh is the reason why i still get up in the morning

[@Ichael884]

Y'all realize that he's joking right

[@Ichael884]

@@user3555 nah he was definitely joking HE SAID SO himself at Cannes and TIFF. Y'all can't handle his jokes

[@user3555]

Michaela Hirawani hi sorry I meant to fix I spell check on my comment but deleted it by mistake. But I agree

[@melkimelki5661]

i can't everything this man does is hilarious

[@insanealien4856]

hahaha ikr?

[@itsjune2681]

ikr? btw i like your pfp 😏

[@yippayada]

facts 😭

[@bellaancheta5407]

THIS MAN DOESN’T AGE.

[@LuisSanchez-xt8zy]

Uhhhh duh!!...he's a vampire hadn't you seen twilight? 🤔🥵🧛🔥🔥🤧

[@frederick6512]

@@LuisSanchez-xt8zy Nah but neither has he

[@lizipearlvlogs]

Vampire

[@chickenchaser9348]

one word *v a m p i r e*

[@sweetestaphrodite]

isn’t he like 30?

[@aidahehir9429]

The fact that he lies in like all of his interviews 💀💀

[@Viv.71]

@@aurora9426 the clown story was made up💀

[@farah886]

😭😭😭

[@vic_cresss]

He even said that he lies a lot and most of it for no reason 😂

[@nthmetaI]

"I kinda feel sad." "Why?" "It's the end." "Oh." *laughs* I love this man.

[@callasky]

And then he say "Why? Because people would run out of jokes?"

[@Tigerheiress]

oh.

[@justusing6192]

Honestly Robert is the best example of British humour. Just take the piss as much as you can...

[@raythedude1692]

I’m convinced Robert is actually Bruce Wayne at this point

[@ratnadipdas8219]

He's also seen a clown die in front of him, just like Bats would

[@Gabrielathebook]

Ratnadip Das he admitted that he lied about that, because he had nothing else to talk about during the interview. Which makes him even funnier to me

[@ratnadipdas8219]

@@Gabrielathebook ikr, I love how he does that so often lol

[@k1ng11_1]

Well.. He's gonna play Batman 😌😳 so u ain't wrong

[@johannesaskehov]

In what way is his real life personality similar to that of Bruce Wayne?

[@annab8189]

He is so different to his character in the Twilight Saga which makes him a superb actor.

[@jonnnnniej]

He is, and he has played so much more interesting and different characters then Twilight. If you haven't seen any I highly recommend it! :)

[@mestaz]

He played cedric in harry potter and the goblet of fire

[@linus5171]

Maria37 That’s his most famous role even though it was a side character for one movie.

[@linus5171]

Maria37 Everyone knows about it.

[@keta6518]

i know right, i always tell people hes a rly good actor in twilight, i havent seen tons of his other stuff but i wanna watch a couple of his new films

[@potatoes422]

He’s like creepy and hot?? Usually one cancels out the other

[@daniellaklijn8054]

He is nowhere near creepy

[@theangelproductions]

Not if creepy guys are your type 🥵

[@Doryplory]

Nahh those two compliment each other.

[@zaraobrien5825]

joe from you

[@elenamay9372]

Everyone hating but I see it, if he wasn’t famous he probably would be seen as ‘creepy’

[@roz170]

i like how when you hear a story from him, you never know if it’s true or not

[@hivera9665]

roz his existence is an enigma of its own

[@cuorehoon]

aww i love his laugh 🥺

[@insanealien4856]

Sameee he's the cutest

[@greuss2105]

@@insanealien4856 damn, girls really be fallin for him, huh

[@insanealien4856]

@@greuss2105 Lmao

[@homestuckaddict]

*WHEEZE* hehehe -Robert, 20??

[@Leanne_is_not_okay]

1:14 had me DEAD💀

[@sofiaguerrero0969]

I got slightly offended because those books were my life in middle school... I had a sad life I even highlighted my favorite parts in the book. Fckng rob 😭

[@youparejo]

@@sofiaguerrero0969 that's OK. Same for me with Harry Potter. JK Rowlof turns out to be an asshole in real life. But it doesn't take away all the fun and emotions it bring me and still does.

[@potatopotato6180]

I was not ready, it made me laugh way too hard lmao

[@goofygoober6211]

Ethan Ward She’s a transphobe so yeah.. she is that bad

[@mah9116]

hes like insane but like in a nice way

[@25254617]

he feels like some random dude that got famous... its kinda wild remembering hes famous after seeing some random shit he does lmao

[@Phelie315]

That's pretty much how it is 😂

[@miaspiby9820]

1:34 ‘I’m sad’ ‘why??’ This made me laugh

[@maddyd3182]

and his why was so concerned!!!

[@jeniferduarte2482]

@@maddyd3182 HAHAGA

[@kirschtein17]

the clown *died*

[@lewisb9226]

his little car exploded

[@user-ie6ei5rh2e]

the joke car exploded on him

[@anubhavkumar2354]

@@user-ie6ei5rh2e😂😂😂.

[@Lia-ll3ou]

He is such a crackhead yet adorable I love him

[@morningradio3116]

I have been saying this for years....he should do comedy, richard ayoade style

[@insanealien4856]

YES!

[@visionthedadwhoisnowdead2765]

YES

[@checkm8964]

Bring him on 8 Out Of 10 Cats Countdown

[@jackyjo5395]

lmao his comedy sketch about hotdog was HILARIOUS

[@JosephAlexanderFilmmaker]

I love how he was genuinely caring asking "why" so sincerely when the interviewer said he was sad 1:31

[@Progan666]

idk the clown could have metaphorically died. Perhaps it's a way of saying that you have to trade your soul to join the circus.

[@jolene9756]

ducc

[@hivera9665]

don’t look too deep into it he’s just a troll who didn’t have his morning coffee yet

[@marthasunny4937]

@@hivera9665 But still he is an infp so you'll never know what he meant apart from trolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@marthasunny4937]

It could have been a life meaning... or it could have been just some random stuff that got through his head at that exact moment and he was like: yea yea great idea to scare the people of with 🤣🤣🤣

[@God_3712]

@@marthasunny4937 wow now everything makes sense this dude is literally me

[@thetallestwallflower]

1:36 that “why” was so genuine lol aww

[@hivera9665]

NamNam he was expecting him to pour out his heart to him 😭

[@bellajolie5492]

his laugh after every time he says anything is just so pleasing to me

[@-alfeim2919]

Why they are still going to high school

[@insanealien4856]

exactly!

[@muskanpandit6882]

Read the book it is explained.. They have to look like normal people so that they can live in one particular place for a long period of time.

[@dawnmayflower4422]

Muskan Pandit I have read the books. It’s still stupid. Just do distance education or homeschool. Boom, now they don’t have to be stuck in eternal hell where they might accidentally go off the rails and lose control if someone bleeds unexpectedly. Or possibly get found out due to the fact that they’re weird. Just because they go to school doesn’t mean that people find them normal: they don’t eat food or drink water; they don’t talk to anyone if they can help it; they’re super pale and their eyes are a unique colour (more observant people would notice that all of the ‘adopted’ kids have the same eye colour and that it changes from gold to black); they trigger fear responses; they all date each other which is *not* normal... Seriously, they’d be better off *not* going to regular high schools. And it wouldn’t be a waste of an eternal exist for them if they didn’t go to high school, because no matter what they look like (or how they act at times - looking at you Edward) they’re not teenagers. They’re decades/centuries old vampires that just had the misfortune of being turned on the cusp of adulthood. They can still respect Carlisle and help him out by not being too obvious without sacrificing their lives by repeating HIGH SCHOOL over and over - that’s not really a good life for them. Also, I know the situation is VERY different but Jane and Alec - despite being turned at 12-14 - act and are treated like adults and the millennia old vampires they are. Aro might be an evil, psychopathic dictator but he at least offers his subjects that level of respect. (So hypothetical here, if for whatever reason Jane and Alec defected and joined Carlisle’s coven should they then have to go to primary/middle school? Just because he wants to work at the hospital and thus wants the coven to “blend in”?)

[@dawnmayflower4422]

ms danny Eh. I see your points. I think there are other ways to desensitise them to the smell of blood (like experiments with bags of blood, or going to university, or working at whatever places that fit ect) and definitely better ways to let them feel human-like besides high school. Every now again if they want to sure, every time they move... nah mate. They were “teenagers” mostly in looks - the only one that actually acted that way was Edward and I reckon that was because he was doted on by Carlisle, never really told no which gave him a bit of an attitude, and too busy being all emo and angsty like a real human teenager to grow out of that phase. Telepathy and thinking he was damned didn’t help. And after everything he’s experienced for a century and a half I wouldn’t really call Jasper a “teenager” just because he was turned at 19. Being such a good soldier in the civil war to became a major even at that age shows maturity, then the southern vampire wars... brah, then making the conscious decision to change from a human diet to animal mostly because he can feel his victim’s emotions as they die. Jasper goes to high school again and again out of respect for Carlisle for showing him another way of living and feeding (Alice told him but she only knew because of her visions of the Cullens) and taking him into his coven. After all that I wouldn’t really call Jasper an actual “teenager”. And personally I think a high school is one of the least safe places for him - the empath with control issues in one of the places over run with pheromones, emotions and lowered inhibitions AND he would be dealing with his siblings’ thirst as well. I still think being at high school was stupid. It was just a contrived way for Bella and Edward to meet and continue to be around each other. But I respect that you feel differently :). So I’m just gonna stop here. Bye all.

[@bugsbunnyknowsbetter]

Muskan Pandit yes, they have to look like a normal people, but why high school? If I remember correctly only Edward was 17, the rest of them were older. And can you really tell a difference between a 17 years old and 18 years old? No. So rest of them could go to college at least. Or find a job.

[@evelynboltt530]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE FACT THAT HE JUST MADE UP THAT THE CLOWN DIED

[@enzopires8567]

"The first time I went to the circus a clown died." That's so Batman.

[@ZebrazRus]

*while doing promo on his book adaptation movie* "it seemed like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published" im ded

[@fatimaascencio8268]

I love that he’s the kind of person who laughs at their own jokes 😂😂😂

[@nothanks6251]

THE WAY HE LAUGHS AT ALL HIS OWN JOKES IS SENDING MEE💀

[@daniellaklijn8054]

It's impossible not to love him

[@lilstarxo4483]

So glad he isn't the Joker because he would have been really lost in that role 😂

[@sophiet.1585]

Lil Star XO sorry to be so random but i just saw your kiss land profile pic and i had to comment😅x

[@lilstarxo4483]

@@sophiet.1585 XO TILL WE OVERDOSE LOL

[@sabrinaasahara8623]

But the fact that he's laughing on his own

[@kinleyshankles8701]

"i feel kinda sad :/" "why?" "its the end" "oh....*laughs*" *handled like a true taurus*

[@aelingalathynius9963]

He's the type who'd make a joke and then laugh the loudest before anyone even comprehends what the fuck happened

[@rena-ot2pw]

this video butters my croissant

[@rena-ot2pw]

@black sparrow well it wasn't meant in that way then😂

[@Lost_In_Peace]

Same...

[@samcarosella1380]

Omg. The way Robert looks so genuinely concerned when that interviewer says he’s “kinda sad”. Honestly my heart melted 😭😂😂💗

[@LifeofMarie267]

You all know how we have that little voice in us that says "don't say that?" Robert Pattinson doesn't have one.

[@leahhunter9179]

3:05 of Robert pattinson ripping the piss out of twilight lmao this man 😂

[@gracem5774]

Omg I LOST it at the clown story 😂😂😂😂

[@willlexie]

The only reason why I watched Twilight cause it was a coping mechanism from Cedric Diggory’s death.

[@itslit5325]

robert might be the funniest man alive

[@emilychoplin8635]

I can’t get over how he says something, wheezes, and then laughs 😂

[@christinap8122]

how could you leave out the part where he said he ate pencils in grade school with a deadpan face

[@hivera9665]

he says a lot of questionable things at this point it’s hard to keep track

[@somebody4244]

He has to be the most likeable man I’ve ever seen

[@kingshekk6882]

Yet idiots still hate on him because theyre jealous of his looks

[@toohottocare5457]

Robert :"I Saw a clown die " me nearly dead laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@tianafairuz2668]

This recommended to me after i watched someone attempted to make robert pasta recipe💀

[@genesisgonzalez2537]

Omg we came from the same video 😂😂😂

[@francesmascio6994]

1:35 he’s genuinely concerned about the interviewer being sad😂 oh I love this man😂❤️

[@thefirstchampster]

I love how laughs at the end of every sentence hahaha

[@theladyprincess]

i still have a big crush on him after all these years

[@tomatosed6458]

Haha yes I love robert pattinson haha

[@insanealien4856]

lol same

[@AmandaAponteMusic]

1:32 omg he’s so adorable

[@MrMisanthrope84]

The only actor who could play both Batman and Joker and it would work. Brilliant.

[@amandaconcilio969]

he’s so funny i would be laughing non-stop if i ever met this guy

[@madisonhawks1167]

The way Rob was instantly interested in why the interviewer was “sad” 💕

[@moodymisch4324]

The way this man lies with no shame kills me 😭😭💀

[@fromthatday6334]

1:35 he genuinely felt for him.

[@somedipshtinthecomments2507]

It still blows me away that the twilight guy became genuinley one of the most interesting and versatile actors of the current generation

[@a.madison9625]

He's the GOAT.

[@rachelloris4586]

i love him so much

[@darknebula5555]

2:20 is killing me omggggg his laugh is so weird but I love it

[@gracedonfield1047]

I love that he hates it

[@becca378]

who needs therapy when you have this video

[@jmaguire2232]

Dude’s setups and delivery are soo good. Could have been a comedian in another life.

[@athenaibarra8656]

The amount of love I have for this man 😭

[@naomi-li8zm]

why is every single thing he does hilarious

[@beverlyhillzchihuahua]

question: would you like the movie? answer: i just think i'm a bad person

[@Tigerheiress]

The fact he just lied about the clown dying 😭

[@riddle.me.this.]

“the first time i went to a circus somebody died” true bruce wayne experience

[@queenm7992]

Ellen: there’s a surprise ending Rob: there is?! I haven’t seen it Taylor : (smh)

[@badgrlannie]

he's such a cute/hot/weird guy IT'S SO ATTRACTIVE

[@nstalgiaultra]

his laugh omg

[@tamideen6385]

He’s just a fucking savage.

[@mughwortslongshot4545]

The way that I can't trace a single vibe of any characters I've watched him played (edward cullen, creepy reverend, lighthouse keeper, neil from tenet, batman) is both hilarious and terrifyingly admirable

[@quitatetion]

Aww he seemed genuinely concerned when the interviewer said he was sad. 🥺🥰

[@mr.pathetic8473]

We must protect this man at all costs

[@guypennyworths7590]

KZbin always recommend something like this to me.

[@merlinho0t]

I relate to him laughing at this own jokes

[@assassinman0066]

Robert: I saw a clown die... DC Fans: HE KILLED THE JOKER

[@lexagarvey6419]

He really “yes and” to a clown murder

[@AmbientMess]

Here after seeing dat BADASS Batman teaser. Well done Rob sir!! Proving all the haters wrong, your gonna crush this!

[@TheRebecca1706]

I just... love him. LIKE A LOT.

[@imcoolerthanu2402]

Robert : “why are they still going in High school ? “ dude idk 😂😂

[@HamiltonIsLife]

Is he British or American it’s like in the middle

[@renisaputri6139]

He is british but his american accent was soo guwddd

[@squigg7107]

His hair is a differently shaped mess in every shot I love it

[@gina3767]

The clown one lmao

[@aclementine9928]

I love his sense of humor. I guess because I'm a Brit too but its certainly a nice change to see in American interviews etc.

[@voodooluck]

cedric is that you ...

[@angelicarain614]

d-draco....?

[@voodooluck]

@@angelicarain614 ☦︎ greetings from hogwarts ! - love, malfoy 🐍ᜰ !

[@elledavis7714]

Why is he so relatable

[@carolynconron9555]

hes just so unironically funny

[@suprn0va27]

i love him so muchhhh

[@Andre_APM]

I can't wait for all the behind the scenes stuff for the Batman

[@brelynjohnson8141]

I watch a compilation of Robert every night before I fall asleep

[@channel2maya]

1:30 josh having to wiggle his finger to stop rob always sends