if Apple was honest…

[@r0b]

Rob Jobs Action Figure: youtooz.com/products/rob-jobs

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑,,

[@lyssnicole]

rob jobssss

[@andrewvillalpando4248]

Yo Wsg Rob good to see u back on the channel

[@realfarmer21]

I film skits just like Rob. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro

[@An1hony]

yes hi

[@losingstreakgamepr]

"We are not forcing you to buy anything, we just know that you will" Rob Jobs

[@26mic5]

I make skits just like Rob. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me

[@kjc5513]

@@26mic5 I watch your vids but dude you gotta stop self promoting

[@mblaqminoz]

@@kjc5513 ikr hes fuckinf everywhere

[@revanvonheaven8270]

@Drift_Yt They are trough social engineering

[@kyycloudz7823]

@@kjc5513 nothing wrong with self promoting it’s hard to get your name out there

[@vitorpatricio6465]

"When people realize that Apple is just as much as fashion company as a tech company, things might certain make a little bit more sense" - Thank you for that statment.

[@JV-bm4dd]

statment.

[@playground2583]

for yrs ive called apple products fashion statements

[@Scrappy-Youtube]

Still trump ur androids in performance and battery life tho

[@fellowmemer5693]

@@Scrappy-KZbin 🤓

[@1zxtv]

Fair, but as someone who recently switched to Mac from a life time of windows pc’s it’s infinitely better in most ways. Performance wise, battery life, build quality, in almost every way that mattes its better. So when a fashion company can still outdo actual companies while creating that fashionability aspect, kinda sad. Poors gonna poor.

[@keisimmons]

Absolute genius ending

[@quango2707]

kei

[@oriehi_raphael_paul]

Didn't get it...

[@InvictaRedz]

@@oriehi_raphael_paul you're too young

[@thendoronnyramashia749]

The ending was top notch 👌🏾 the connection between the dots had me laughing 😂

[@tsriketwm7274]

And thus rob was never seen again

[@BlissfulMartini]

iPods being used to "groom kids into the Apple ecosystem" sent me. 😂

[@breadstick6730]

I’ve watched these videos for years and they never fail to make my day, thanks Rob for all the content bro

[@26mic5]

I make skits just like Rob. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me

[@wharknut]

NPC

[@robertott5074]

@@wharknut Tik tok Insult

[@dean_0407]

@@26mic5 watched ur latest video,wasted 2mins of my life. Did not laugh

[@unknownqayyum]

Waiting for the iPhone 14

[@NetITGeeks]

The fact that Apple polishing cloth has a device compatibility list on their website speaks volume.

[@jag92949]

It’s for iPhones after the 4S. Androids are not compatible. Windows PCs are not compatible. Eyeglasses are not compatible. That is one weird polishing cloth.

[@YDGFX]

@@jag92949 makes it sound as if it were a virtual product *you can't see me* - john cena

[@jag92949]

@@YDGFX I guess die-hard Apple fans (who are in love with the company’s logo) and cloth collectors would buy this. I do think the Apple cloth works on any screen or lens.

[@Scrappy-Youtube]

@@jag92949 no shit it does lmao. Apple just weird. Altho it’s really good like I’m serious.

[@YDGFX]

@@jag92949 wait i don remember dis 😭😂

[@vitamin_pr0tein]

Rob: trolls apple Same Rob: uses all apple products

[@madmickey2957]

it's more of a criticism than trolling imho

[@kyber1042]

@@madmickey2957 more of satire than criticism

[@madmickey2957]

@@kyber1042 true

[@escanor7938]

Well... arn't we all... 😏

[@vitamin_pr0tein]

@@escanor7938 well I'm an android user and would love to use iPhone but in my country prices are almost double of what its being sold for in the US which makes this video much more full of pain for me if the back panel breaks

[@cesarcastanheira1774]

"It has a richer taste, for sure" I died lmao

[@Slopp333]

Yeah the whole bitten apple icon thing, and the 666.66$ pricing was probably intentional. We’re all a part of the system 😂. Rob Jobs be spitting truth!

[@abinalfa]

🥲

[@alfonsopayan09]

Read the jobs bio and it’s not even new 🤣 Wozniak actually commented on it

[@EikottXD]

@@alfonsopayan09 link

[@Andyzzblinkz]

It's satan

[@sinovuyobudaza7167]

"It has a richer taste" 🤣🤣🤣 "I love it when a new product hits my pocket" 😂😂😂 "We're not forcing to buy our things, we just know you will" 😂😂😂😂

[@jackagonz]

I don't know how you managed to do such a good fresh take on an ongoing series, all the jokes were perfect

[@koososman2261]

What jokes?

[@wisdomachilefu7447]

Who's waiting for "if apple was honest about the iPhone 14" 😂😂😂

[@unconsciousmarty9393]

Me 😂

[@audaciousthegreatmusic5267]

Me too

[@thesimplenoob89]

All of us

[@visixn2126]

Me

[@AlexisAdrian0621]

Yesss

[@mccastillo2933]

As an former apple headquarters employee I can confirm the last part is true🙏🏻

[@sumitparichha7773]

As u are not working there, can i ask ur salary which u were paid there 🌚

[@_iamCrush_]

Why former tho ?🌚 You leaked some info and got fired ?🌚🌚

[@geraldstanslaus6471]

all the parts of the video are true to be honest

[@TheBri87]

Oh god, it’s a joke man. Quit misleading impressionable minds.

[@NewJerseyNets11]

🧢 🧢 🧢

[@sinovuyobudaza7167]

I feel like Apple should pay you. And pay you very well. You're hilarious 😂

[@WifebeatsMe]

but i sold my iphone 11 for the price i brought it for but in androids ur phones prices drop🤓

[@yvnggoat4739]

I accidentally discovered Rob during his kids bop days. Best accident ever.

[@robertott5074]

Just like u

[@itsjay_0]

@@robertott5074 i choked on my meal 💀😭

[@bratih_fate3117]

I wish my parents would say that

[@tatertot2068]

@@bratih_fate3117 oh, no.

[@randomlyrandomized9333]

@@bratih_fate3117 😭😭

[@emmanueloluyori]

"So you're saying I gotta charge my cup before I take a sip?" 😂😂😂

[@sxfavl0gss463]

This guy has escaped the matrix...

[@andrewokafor9029]

"our phones are the tools of Satan" biggest conspiracy theory I've ever heard 😂

[@abinalfa]

He was spitting facts

[@dmvangel23_]

Type shi my mom be sayin bruh 😹😹

[@RhexGomez]

7:38 Price $666.66

[@rafcamora8674]

Its not a "conspiracy theory" its facts and real talk phones are a tool of satan to mislead people.....

[@86_corolla84]

Oh and just you wait, dude literally gave everyone a warning sign for whats to come

[@felixahorlu4529]

He just can't fail, it's so crazy we know how this video will play out but we keep wanting more. Lol, this guy got us hooked like apple 📱

[@lloyd.1s]

"We dont need to force you to buy our products, you force yourself"- Steve Jobs probably

[@finnito8282]

“We’re not forcing you to buy anything, we just know that you will.” Honestly kind of true

[@ReddCinema]

Love the content Rob, keep it up ❤

[@26mic5]

I make skits just like Rob. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me

[@weswatchesyt4232]

woah ur verified

[@thelurker7]

bot

[@kjc5513]

@@thelurker7 he’s not

[@thelurker7]

@@kjc5513 its still annoying as normal

[@emiliomanja8453]

4:50 “It’s the most effective way to groom them.” excuse me what ?

[@aidan4222]

Noah made me do a double take at the beginning of the video ngl 😂😂😂

[@realfarmer21]

dawg I make entertaining videos as well. 100% you will laugh and if not you can come and tell me

[@Kimberlyalas5426]

I didn’t even notice that was Noah 😂until I had went back a few seconds and then I noticed that was Noah

[@aidan4222]

@@Kimberlyalas5426 umm that is what it means to do a double take…

[@pocketsizemal8231]

I love how he burns Apple but gets all stuff at the same time

[@shraddhasharma8627]

The way you built up that third eye theory in the end,I was dead💀💀 (that reminded me of the way us directioners clown🤡)

[@imgowrinair]

Hi fellow clown 🤡

[@maiyahhx2318]

Honestly his conspiracy theory sounded spot on. Pretty crazy. This whole world is living in ‘black mirror’ and they don’t even know it 😪

[@adveshdarvekar7733]

Never let this series end

[@Enzo-wl9wv]

1:56 can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@Itamar_Palgi]

4:01 when you think about that, if you consider apple as a fashion company as well, it does actually makes more sense that they're selling accessories for ridiculous prices

[@kithollows9642]

I love EVERY single one of these. As a apple tech they make my day. X'D

[@minckymato7675]

It‘s always funny how we hate the new releases of Apple yet we find ourselves buying the new water bottle

[@ngmusicsearch]

"You" not "We"

[@stingff9564]

Speak for yourself

[@kazikhalid6197]

That water bottle is not technically an apple product. It’s a 3rd party product Apple just happens to sell it on their store and website .

[@youtubehandle0]

no we don't! maybe you

[@lraoasisbottle3052]

"You".

[@albertoiuliano4920]

It's not Rob that takes inspiration from Apple, it's Apple that takes inspiration from Rob's videos

[@immanueldelcastillo6041]

"Our phones are the tools of Satan!" - Steve Jobs probably.

[@hansenflores3959]

Wait is it actually true?

[@immanueldelcastillo6041]

@@hansenflores3959 it is.

[@BattousaiSSJ4]

Who else waiting for his vid on the iPhone 14 after its release 🤣

[@mf_nano]

As an apple I can confirm this is true

[@realfarmer21]

g I make entertaining videos as well. 100% you will laugh and if not you can come and tell me

[@zee6ixx]

@@realfarmer21 mid

[@vitamin_pr0tein]

Newton wants to know your location

[@ilikespongebob6928]

As an iPhone I can confirm also

[@ABM325]

@@realfarmer21 unoriginal

[@SarahMichelle777]

This is quickly becoming one of my favorite channels.

[@vikingsfan3457]

you know that apple has to give you a free repair as long as the product is still operational under consumer law rights

[@vikingsfan3457]

it cant be completely broken it has to turn on btw

[@trend.-.]

@@vikingsfan3457 thanks

[@hima-iv5mc]

wrong it cant have any physical damage what so over and batteries arent covered and its only covered for a year

[@nexxTL]

Nothing excites me more when a new product hits my pocket...aah market 🤣 love this series man keep them coming.

[@GTKSM952]

Fun fact: the polishing cloth costs 210 in my country according to Apple's website!

[@TheBaggis]

LMAOO where are you from?

[@lucatiu1608]

I think he is from Kiribati Islands

[@shaanganeshr5534]

@@lucatiu1608 How tf do u know?

[@Hybrid225]

It’s a joke

[@Outriley]

about 1400 in mine. our currency is getting weaker dang

[@agcuber3146]

let's be honest that ending opened up our minds

[@rubbin1101]

Moms Everywhere: Finally these KZbinrs are being useful 7:41

[@kaloyan9370]

pov ur looking for the iphone 14 commercial

[@jadenramsey7495]

3:54 😆 This part really got me!

[@Arylist]

After 3 years this legend still sh*tposts apple

[@shaunclarke04]

"dont crease it, thatll void the warrenty" haha it funny because it comes folded in half out of the box

[@robman2095]

He forgot to mention that the $80 water bottle transmits changes in water level back to the health app so tracking daily water intake. Wireless charging of the battery too. This baby should really sell 😂

[@trevordavidjones]

This man went all the way with this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vicyy1201]

The conclusion… your genius it’s almost frightening

[@VisionsOfArk]

7:20 this man is hurting my brain but fillin it with facts

[@antilikka]

He’s getting so good at these that I can’t tell which products he talks about are real and which are spoofs

[@420maniaYt]

This man went from kids bop to making comedy gold 🤣

[@demonoiac2975]

We don't talk about Kids Bop. That's supposed to be buried in history. 💀 But, yeah. Rob's comedy is platinum, not just gold. 🤣

[@DarooValo]

5:38 i'm being so deadass that's so true

[@renee3375]

Thanks for watching 🤗 Send a direct message right away, I have a suprise for you🔝🔝🔝🔝

[@AWWx2]

Brilliant (as always) ! Although I didn't crack up until you mentioned the price of the first computer, but I had been chuckling and smiling all the way through. WONDERFUL delivery. (AND YES, I'd love to take you home!)

[@Thepotatogoddess]

0:06 Fake Rob Jobs robbed Rob Job’s job

[@multifandom5942]

Didn't know rob had his own channel

[@amunityclips]

"It's like the happy meal for the tech industry" is he wrong though?! 😂

[@LambdaMiscellaneous]

Yep! Extremely. The iPod is for people who want to carry around a light, small music player.

[@FernandoMiranda123]

6:42 this man just questioned everything on humanity. bro this dude is actually gonna get sponsored by Apple 💀.

[@gabrieldperales]

Rob’s eating good tonight after this vid 😂

[@FormerlyYBMT]

As someone who owns an iPhone 13 Pro, iPad Pro, Air Pods Pro, Apple Watch and MacBook Pro, these vids are brutally honest. I love it 😂

[@carstenb23]

4:43 apple actually just recently discontinued the iPod Anyway, Funny video rob

[@atharvakamble3283]

Dude, the part after 6:00 was insane your imagination (or even the truth) is insane LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

[@joyroy366]

lets be honest, he is the most honest youtuber

[@sya8109]

We need Rob Jobs to do his thing again

[@cyberpxl]

rob: why are we still selling the iPod? apple: we aren't

[@wetsand9344]

Not me actually getting an apple ad

[@zoilinecalso2583]

“It’s like a happy meal for the tech industry.” 😂

[@mellowz2810]

he’s single-handedly giving apple a future

[@lucaspires7901]

"basically you paid yourself into thinking your owning something lmao 😂😂😂

[@IMOMENTOI]

I've been waiting for this for so long, luv u Rob. You never disappoint

[@jazzshrew4433]

an upload from rob is such a blessing

[@LSambo02]

The writing. iCONIC

[@etl6967]

6:41 This wasn't in the script lmao

[@spoiledmilkmine]

"speaking of suck, we now sell water bottles" idk why that made me laugh 😭

[@svvrz]

5:05 scares me fr

[@soul.astray]

no cause when he said “iphone 14… NFT” i cried

[@raspberry1664]

that ending actually had me thinking 😭

[@ricardovera116]

Arguably the funniest video you’ve made. The ending especially and yet…I also couldn’t see myself using an Android 😂😂😂

[@spectre3805]

0:31 imagine having a social life. I work 100 hours a week so I can buy every version of every apple product that comes out and I’m still thousands of dollars in debt

[@zyqe2016]

Alright

[@wr8thbeatz322]

Find God

[@ChannelScottify]

That action figure is like an NFT but in real life.

[@lucy-fs5pw]

*time **7:08* we are finally connecting the dots😂😂

[@oeao2841]

You guys should play these videos at a best buy so everyone can here it 😂...play them at an apple store

[@stickxddx]

3:40 apple explained

[@mrsrvtech620]

bro it's time to launch iPhone 14 parody

[@FlyingShibaMFB]

“It has a rich taste.” - the Apple water bottle

[@Kslv_nov]

1:30 so expensive yet so the same

[@spaniardparaever]

Every time….. I crack the hell up. Thank you 🎉😂

[@renee3375]

Thanks for watching 🤗 Send a direct message right away, I have a suprise for you.🔝🔝🔝🔝

[@ibnishakhafiz]

I lowkey felt sad I thought the Rob Jobs character changed. 🤣

[@Julian_X2]

0:55 the phone released today 😎

[@purplesongs]

I'll be expecting iPhone 14 commerical from you soon

[@MorgannnG]

as someone who worked for Apple, I love these videos lol

[@juniormadiwana6572]

“ we understand that no company charges much as us on accessories”😞😓

[@mich5949]

bro i legit thought the water bottle was an ad

[@SenkuTheScience]

Can’t wait to see him make a video on the iphone 14 now

[@StefiKate]

"It hAs a RiChEr tAsTe fOr SuRe"

[@renee3375]

Thanks for watching 🤗 Send a direct message right away, I have a suprise for you🔝🔝🔝🔝

[@sarahr1269]

In a parallel universe, Rob Jobs is actually Steve Jobs’s playboy genius nephew who overtook the company after Steve died. Rob takes the company in a new direction in marketing by making videos explain to customers the simple truth about Apple products.

[@manna2.]

We need an honest iPhone 14 vid

[@bogib8113]

the water bottle is sold out. i cannot believe it people payed over 60 bucks for a water bottle that just tells you when to drink instead of idk drinking when you're thirsty.

[@sketch.808z]

4:22 fact‼️‼️‼️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@dmvangel23_]

Ayo last part got me thinking bruh wdf 😭😹😹