Roberu x Matsuri - Tall Order

[@DrmChsr0]

It was time for Roberu to leave. He had experienced Matsuri. BUT HE COULDN'T LEAVE. THIS WAS HIS BAR.

[@Kanchito]

And it'd be a terrible fucking idea to leave Matsuri alone with all that alcohol around...

[@NotSoMelancholy]

Is this what it’s like to experience true fear?

[@icipher6730]

@@Kanchito Nah. The best idea in the whole fucking universe.

[@jeremiahtan759]

And now he knows what YAGOO goes through. Imagine if YAGOO goes to Robel to drown his sorrows after witnessing one of Matsuri's antics just to find her there too.

[@dinozero2]

Only Chaika know on how to handle Matsuri.

[@CookingEmi]

I think dealing with matsuri almost gave Robel a stroke-

[@azuraligthfeilt]

He lost a braincell every second he's there

[@EddieB-ready]

Normally Robel manages to take people out of their shells in his bar... Then Matsuri came and he had to create one for himself to escape the fear

[@benitohermano4595]

@@gnochhuos645 no.

[@dynomite463]

@@benitohermano4595 Matsuri always gets what she wants.

[@raccoonchild]

Cong Vu: Butterfly, I think.

[@cursedex80]

And that is why Roberu no longer serves alcohol to Matsuri at his bar.

[@yadralf5476]

-No alchohol to minors -Show ID -No alchohol to Matsuri

[@jtktheboss5474]

Nor to senchou either I would assume

[@angkunehonghindimakali]

@@jtktheboss5474 Well, with how Matsuri is.... Senchou's probably pretty sane when drunk compared to her. ✌️😂

[@kyonbrace5487]

@@jtktheboss5474 I think she has more control than Matsuri in such a situation

[@-hello6177]

@@kyonbrace5487 Dunno about control, but senchou is immensely sociable, so it's unlikely she'd ever make someone significantly uncomfortable by accident Like seriously, senchou out here making introverts (koro-san) seem like extroverts through the power of middle manning

[@FrogxDor]

Roberu is the perfect straightman for Matsuri's shenanigans.

[@beaverofbacon4424]

Agreed

[@DrORRB-qm7fl]

Our son is quite normal in comparison to her.

[@kuick6814]

tsukkomi 100, he even has the dialect

[@bestpriest2224]

@@DrORRB-qm7fl No one can be like God

[@hitokikoeru535]

Not only girls, now these holostars are in Matsuri's hunting range. She would rip their purity using her usual force.

[@DrmChsr0]

It's fine, friends bully one another.

[@Kusamancer]

Hamsterling - ハムスターリング Matsuri is really good at bullying the Holostars especially Rikka, granted he tends to walk right into it. But yeagh they definitely know she is just being friendly and isn't actually being mean. You know I actually saw a comment on an older translated Holostars video that actually thought Matsuri was serious in bullying them? It was pretty ridiculous, they were so adamant about it lol.

[@kristofferromeestefani2615]

I want to see her go up against TriNero and somehow shatter like the glass cannon she is

[@maxjpz]

And then she gets drunk near Kaoru and... Well, let's say the boy will squeal like a girl.

[@redjack2629]

Chaika beat Matsuri at her own game, though. Go figure. XD

[@retnemmoc101]

"You want the job?" *sound of sharp inhaling and things being knocked over as Roberu reflexively prepares to run far, far away*

[@Hawwwlucha]

he must've choked on his drink at that question

[@LeonValCh]

@@Hawwwlucha Yeah. He spit it and put the glass down

[@nyannyan443]

I think that it's closer to a spitting/choking sound than inhaling.. He be hella BIKKURISHITA..😂

[@Dfso200x]

i was sure he was already a block away from there until he answered back

[@richie0099]

Drunk matsuri is 10x even more dangerous I definitely see why he was scared

[@KyokujiFGC]

Yeah, she sounds genuinely plastered here. Also her drunk laugh at 5:06.

[@surr3al305]

Even Kaichou Coco was uncomfortable

[@Cyclobomber]

It's funny how seamlessly she degenerates down to lolimatsuri when she described her ideal big brother.

[@shinigami9851]

@@Cyclobomber she be a cultured girl tho

[@marg1582]

That's not an older brother anymore, that's more like Matsuri's stand

[@vizzyboi1829]

My thoughts exactly.

[@LeonKevlar]

Finally a worthy opponent for Hatotaurus

[@user-pv4ht7zv4x]

Stando powah

[@user-pv4ht7zv4x]

Wasn't mio the one with the stand

[@OnigiriKewn]

Roberu doesn't know how to handle Natsuiro "Glass Canon" Matsuri. He should've said something like "Oh, do you want me to become your onii-chan?" with a sexy voice and she would have been completely defeated.

[@kilo1951]

As another comment said, they are afraid of being chewed by the idol simps.

[@yoursonisold8743]

@@kilo1951 Rather Matsuri is actively using them as a weapon in this stream lol

[@ShinkuDragon]

all he had to say was "oy oy, think about how your real brother must be feeling right now! don't forget about him" and it'd be GG

[@KyokujiFGC]

Ah, but that would've closed the conversation window, lol. Roberu's the master of dragging something out like this until it reaches peak comedy.

[@angel8126]

I think she would've call the police for real lol

[@angelopueyygarcia43]

Robel’s model looks so cool. Probably one of the more unique vtuber model that I’ve seen.

[@-hit6570]

agree

[@tffwue]

I really love the shading they did on him

[@gottagoMS123]

His art and character design is amazing

[@PrimeGamator]

I really wonder why only his model has such a different style compared to the usual anime one everybody else has

[@orokaana1002]

And the way he talk and those mouth is unique, the charm intensify

[@michaelsjournal2540]

>suggesting Roberu to be Shota Onii-chan >suddenly say it's gross and sick to take a bath with Roberu + cry card Oh no, she's mastering the art of tsundere...

[@yoursonisold8743]

Nah friend, this isn't tsundere. This is calculated silver-tongued desintegration. She sets it up and then lets chat destroy him for her. The power of crocodile tears.

[@efu2046]

@@yoursonisold8743 Using her 100 atk points to the max

[@Meonium]

@@yoursonisold8743 You sounds like you have experienced it personally

[@meferswift]

@@Meonium just girls things.

[@MadCapybaraRX]

@@yoursonisold8743 Fans from both sides kept apologizing and sending encouraging to Roberu in the live chat the entire stream, though. Even Matsuri fans acknowledge all the nonsense and chaos the girl brings on collabs.

[@ultracombo764]

I just realised, she's not hunting for love a lover. She's hunting for prey

[@alextsukishima7666]

Matsuri's younger brother: Am I not enough?

[@Necroneer]

I wonder if they took a bath together.

[@onboro7707]

@@Necroneer one big family bath lmao

[@bloodhound2751]

@@Necroneer oi oi o- wait i do that too

[@bayam4391]

@@Necroneer Sweet Home Alabama

[@manuelsputnik]

Otouto-kun is not enough apparently.

[@timtsai9285]

"He's inside me" -"So this brother inside your head" Dodged that one as smoothly as butter

[@Norrikan]

It's amazing how clearly Roberu's avatar communicates his mental double-takes.

[@fenrirlives2226]

Us Holostars fans: sure hope we can get more collabs with Hololive! Matsuri: *curls the whole monkey's paw in one go* "you will learn the weight of a wish, friend!"

[@FlashStatic]

that is surprisingly very threatening.

[@DarronGA]

There's always this thin line that Holostars Vtubers are walking on when they collab with Hololive where if they fall, the Idol fans will chew them to bits and they know it. I feel bad for them but it's kinda hilarious seeing them avoiding certain doom

[@rbsalmon7895]

True. Big props too to fubuki and matsuri helping them out while ignoring the hundreds of dislikes they get whenever they collab with holostars

[@ChronicalV]

I wonder if the idol fans hate male nijisanji too

[@combatbenyamin]

@@ChronicalV I think the expectations are different over there. If anything it seems like the fans encourage/support it.

[@amentalio011]

Why? Am i missing something here?

[@ChronicalV]

@@combatbenyamin i mean the idol fans of hololive. Nijisanji is not really an idol company.

[@elitekai]

I can only imagine Robel sweating extremely ww

[@KyokujiFGC]

I like how at 3:55 he almost looks afraid that he's going to get beaten up by her imaginary brother.

[@kokomrade2541]

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[@Kuwaiden]

First time seeing Roberu, and I could feel his internal struggle radiating through this clip. Even the audience was like "Ganbarre Roberu!"

[@kingofbel6499]

Roberu was left alone to deal with drunk Matsuri? Poor man...he deserves a promotion. If he is still mentally stable, that is.

[@kurosan0079]

He's already the owner of the bar, but I agree. He deserves a promotion on top of that.

[@how8955]

3:53 Winning Son turned his head fast af when he heard that omfg

[@zepos]

mans posture changed faster than the speed of light

[@krugz_]

5:17 what a bad timing to say that when someone is drinking

[@bahadurzain9197]

The timing lmao

[@chefaris2021]

I've seen enough to know where this is going

[@Xanek]

The unintentional spittake and audible glass being quickly out down

[@lucas1309]

4:33 You can physically grasp Roberu''s confusion from just the silence, christ, what a man has to do to have a girl make sense for once? Thanks for the translation and hard work!

[@whytho886]

5:17 I love how Roberu almost dropped whatever he's drinking.

[@Terraaa]

This is the kind of content why I want hololive to interact with holostars more, I've been laughing the entire 7 minutes

[@Tallboy119]

This conversation started and ended really different for Roberu

[@Vejitatheouji]

Oh no, did anyone give Robel any instructions on how to deal with Matsuri? Poor guy.

[@LeonValCh]

Short answer: Nope.

[@Bayckun]

3:07 are we just gonna ignore this?

[@IceeFish]

her onii-chan is actually an object

[@unioprefec]

Yes, her brother is inside her

[@trueblueclue]

Nope. I saw that.

[@axelmilan4292]

I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that....

[@TheYeetiest]

This is when Roberu started enforcing age restrictions at his bar.

[@kanolem]

Matsuri: He'd kind, when I'm grumpy he'd buy sweets, he'd sleep with me, hugged me and when I go out, he'd pat me on the head. Me: Ah, Matsuri so cute! ( ◜‿◝ ) Matsuri: And he'd get in the bath with me Me: ( ◜‿◝ ;)

[@nautilus0207]

Yabai moment

[@mysteryboy1462]

wayment

[@neri4148]

c h o t t o m a t t e

[@angkunehonghindimakali]

Us: There's something wrong with what she wants, we can feel it. 😳

[@blueeexerx]

i keep coming back to his clip just to hear roberu spit his drink out

[@kaleid1014]

For real, that caught me off guard too lol

[@aamon6396]

i can hear lyger dying noises

[@moopyhedgehog6037]

lmfao

[@michaelo6099]

Probably sobbing sadly while editing this video

[@Kusamancer]

Aamon I'm sure this is just a joke and I'm not trying to start anything, I'm genuinely curious. This isn't the first time I've seen someone say something similar to this, the last I believe was on one of the Choco-Matsuri ASMR videos. Is there something people have against lyger or is this just a joke (about his singular focus on Matsuri). The Internet makes it hard to tell for me sometimes unfortunately.

[@lexasm2000]

@@Kusamancer the latter

[@FenelZ]

Serves him right.

[@yvan2218]

You can see the difference in art style and their respective target markets from matsuri and roberu

[@kienha9036]

4:41 Same, mate. She's scaring me too

[@iaini8080]

Matsuri: Wants a “big brother.” Roberu: That is not the law of equivalent exchange.

[@melchizedekpsj]

The Holostar representative survived this encounter but may need supportive therapy for a while. =P

[@kopui8836]

6:15 words cant express how much i love that his head turned to stare us in our souls at this moment

[@dj.blackstar]

"Fast-talking bartender who's always ready with a witty comeback or remark"

[@AirahsELL]

He is, until he met Matsuri.

[@Nyukes]

Shota oniichan... makes you wonder what's going on inside matsuri's head sometimes Also I'm pretty sure there is a doujin of that

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

I've seen at least 10 doujins with that premise

[@NeroClaudius369]

You guys ain't seen nothing yet... *YET*

[@syuralord6964]

@@PhuNguyen-ph6lx code

[@raccoonchild]

That's supposed to be his name. Shouta is a name that exists. If he's her oniichan he can't be a shota in the strict sense.

[@steven-py9cy]

1:25 notice the smile goes away when she says "sleeps with me"

[@Sumi63787]

i never noticed that its hilarious

[@kurosan0079]

This is why I love LiveStar collabs. Moments like this is much more relatable as a dude whose been at the receiving end of a girl's shenanigans xD

[@elfenl1e]

wen she started crying he really started acting like a brother lmao "pls stop crying dont tell mom" type beat

[@sanadabiege3789]

2:43 "what's the equivalent exchange for that?" Her Sanity

[@Bakotcha]

I didn't realize holostars avatar are much more detailed than its counterpart

[@yubinator7455]

3:09 Hold up

[@mathymatrixianmathy6192]

CHOOTTTTOOOOOO MATTTEEEEEEE

[@-Raylight]

_"Big Brother Shota"_ -FBI- *Police : "Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right"* Drunk Matsuri? She is too strong for Roberu to handle this, call Yashiro or Chaika xD

[@cc9787]

*confused sirens*

[@Necroneer]

LMFAO all that visible confusion from Roberu

[@20DX00]

5:22 Roberu's chaining tsukkomi combo's like it's a fighting game and Matsuri just lands a super by crying and getting Matsurisu and Roberu's Regulars to assist her Amazing tsukkomi-boke duo

[@けねす]

2:18 that reaction from robel is understandable lmao

[@bibo3282]

The way his head shoots left at 3:53 always gets me

[@paulmarchano7238]

0:59 that laugh is incredible. The man can’t keep it together. Love it.

[@shii1711]

Ohh, that's definitely a brother she's looking for ...

[@zinedinezethro9157]

Even roberu realizes that what matsuri wants is not a "big brother" but a god damn doting shota bf. It's only her that doesn't realize this. Or don't want to.

[@vizzyboi1829]

*Natsuiro Matsuri* Stand Name: Natsuiro Shota Stand Ability: Gives you headpats, hugs, and keeps you company.

[@Tactavious]

5:17 Man damn near spits his drink out lol. I love this clip so much.

[@aueneg]

The part when Matsuri said that Big Brother Shota is outside, Roberu's smiling face disappeared. Edit: 3:52

[@KyokujiFGC]

Roberu sleeping in the bar that night.

[@mistertaz94]

And that double take jolt of his head going "CHOTTOMATTE"

[@voidlocke6518]

Gives him the job calls him gross for it and forces him to apologize lmao Matsuri Logic wins again!

[@ShinkuDragon]

i understood 99% of the chat. grass. even funnier when you remember that matsuri has a brother already.

[@draico4265]

She got the younger brother but now she wishes she also had an older one

[@dandare9055]

"Shota Onii-chan" - at that point I nearly choked.... never again would I drink anything listening to Matsuri.

[@sulthanms305]

Belmond : so roberu,how's your bar lately ? Roberu : *a loli just ask for a "big brother",she's insane,she's create her own big brother after that,bel-san please help*

[@riskydarmawan9132]

i like how when roberu head reaction when matsuri say her imagination BIG BROTHER is outside

[@pastelcastiel1481]

Imagine being Matsuri’s boyfriend, getting to sleep with her and bathe together, but she insists on calling you her older brother. Matsuri introducing you to her family: "This is my older brother."

[@genericweeb7300]

"Matsuri" = festival she's more like a riot than a festival

[@timtanhueco1990]

Natsuiro "Bousou" www

[@THEGRAYGRIFFIN]

I just recently (like this last week) started watching Holostars clips, and they are great! Roberu was funny as hell on this one. Thanks for the translation.

[@shushetumare9835]

1:55 Roberu: I'm not sure you're describin' a brother Anime rules: Nope! She's right

[@aquivery588]

I'm happy Holostars is getting some more recognition! They are severely underrated, and with Kaoru starting the rise with his Beyblade ASMR, along with Hololive and stars collab, good things are gonna happen. Definitely.

[@Daijou]

Matsuri's level of commitment throughout the whole big brother bit was gold

[@inv3301]

The bartender is having a hard time huh

[@lancerblaze1284]

That panic at 3:54 hahaha

[@Tallboy119]

You could see the fear in his eyes!

[@mypassport5436]

The way his avatar just snaps back to full attention gives me life

[@BornotB-ij9xk]

5:20 anyone noticed he was taking a drink and immediately put it down when he heard if he wanted to be her brother😂😂

[@TheSkooterbords]

5:18 Winning son almost blew a drink through his nose. Sasuga, Matsuri-sama

[@dralox1448]

Took him 13 seconds to swallow his pride there XDDD 6:13

[@tonilaseng4620]

Roberu almost turns to kazuma there for a second when matsuri cry

[@KyokujiFGC]

Especially with him lecturing her after, lol

[@shmadenshmuki9843]

5:17 you can heard Roberu almost choking here

[@ycdtosa]

Matsuri's whole mentality is something I identify with deeply, such unrestrained imagination and lust are great virtues in my eyes.

[@WeirdSatay]

Props to bartend Roberu for accommodating a plethora of peculiar guests. I'm surprised he still decides to keep the bar open despite all the hardships.

[@connoroboyle7310]

"What's the equivalent exchange for that!?" 🤣

[@SuperManfinflero]

This is how Robert lost several sanity points

[@lexington1444]

Big brother Shota?, you can ask Suisei to find him.....oh shi-

[@efu2046]

Poor Roberu. Everybody in Holostars always have a hard time dealing with Matsuri

[@timtanhueco1990]

Do you have other links of interactions with other Holostar members? I'll take the time to watch them all www

[@ImmortalInflames]

It's so enjoyable going back and watching the old clips! Some I've seen, some I have not... but they're all good!! ^^

[@Glennjamyyyn]

"Quit shakin'! Stop doing the Matsuri dance!"

[@ButtersMeacher]

3:09 When the imaginary friend gets a little too comfortable, and you do too.

[@poonujk]

New fan from EN! Thanks for translating Hololive content!

[@maribelhandesu]

knowing Roberu likes straight shota suddenly puts into context why he jumped when Matsuri mentioned the "shota oniichan" lmao

[@matiasg.bramajo7831]

3:52 HAHAHAH HIS REACTION

[@nmnk-emy]

his head tilting so fast killed me HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@kinni02]

5:19 that how real siblings actually act for ya'll wanting an oniichan out there

[@janiisdying]

"You could give Edward Elric a run for his money" Ayooo 😂😂😂

[@meze4821]

this is what i like to matsuri she never runs out of jokes lol

[@koholos]

5:17 you can here him slam his drink down here. Probably almost did a spit take.

[@neroneroren6788]

"My brother doesn't exist. I act like he does so you can't see him" Is some Umineko big brain shit

[@psachickennugget8617]

There is a criminally low amount of Robacon translated videos on KZbin and I thank you for your work

[@TheEchanVTuber]

6:05 They're just like Kazuma and Aqua

[@GrakSH]

5:17 best part

[@PK_Scratch]

No one is safe from Matsuri. Even less so when she's drunk. And you're in a bar. Rest in peace.

[@whiteprotein9993]

There aren't many people who can make Matsuri play the straight man. Actually, it's almost always the person Matsuri is with that has to play the straight man. There are obvious exceptions, but I enjoy the Roberu's playfulness next to Matsuri's tsukkomi-ness.

[@Hawwwlucha]

Uh, I'm pretty sure Roberu's still the straight man here

[@michiko7897]

Roberu, Holostars' designated tsukkomi, faces a new challenger.

[@Gloomy_Vibe04]

That kind if brother almost never exists,"The perfect brother"

[@awowowow1325]

The fact that Matsuri already has a younger brother and a younger sister just makes this even better

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

My mans almost choked holy fuck lmao