Two Ton Paperweight + LYRICS [Official] by PSYCHOSTICK (crappy car song)

[@MrEriko94]

How sad is my life when psychostick is no longer comedy to me but highly relatable and personal?

[@HealthySkepticism1775]

Erik Olson I hate doing laundry

[@VidyaBros1]

Lol true. Btw I am sure I have seen you comment on other videos. Your name seems so familiar.

[@VidyaBros1]

@@HealthySkepticism1775 Same :(

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Same my man

[@kalobbettis9197]

I wouldn’t say sad, I mean I have owned like 9 cars, only 2 did not make me feel like this track is relatable.

[@Daetwiz34]

The funny thing about this band is their music/lyrics become more relatable the older you get😂😂😂😂

[@ninevoltromeo]

In memory of my 1986 Plymouth Voyager, affectionately dubbed the Shaggin Wagon. I owned this legendary vehicle in the late 90s for about 2 years. In that time, the brakes stopped working (and even after fixed were never right), it leaked gas, it smoked more than I did, smelled like fried chicken,, had no working headlights unless you went over a bump, and when you got out and closed the door some random piece of metal fell off from somewhere.

[@mortician9574]

Love it!!!......so it's for sale?

[@natedanko1486]

I'm glad someone else but me is thinking of their shitty 80s dodge/plymouth/chrysler while listening to this song

[@TheMaknae123]

"... You must be older than my grandma, and she's dead." I lost it.

[@VidyaBros1]

Lol same and my grandma died too. 13 years ago.

[@THEFINALHAZARD]

That chorus is GODLY O_O

[@pwnerking777]

Truck took a shit this morning and this song just happened to play on spotify while working on it. Laughing while pissed off is the best.

[@Setobox]

My car broke down last Monday and I sang this song to myself to cheer myself up while I waited to be rescued but I ended up getting pissed at my car. This old couple that came to help me pulled up to me kicking my car while angrily singing this song. The old lady said "We all get piece of shit cars once in our lives dear."

[@donovanbasile4988]

SetosNiceGirl Interesting story, but I bet it's something to laugh at now

[@waybous]

Try having a $25,000 engine blow up on you. This song is the best example.

[@VidyaBros1]

I'm sorry but that's very funny xD .

[@angelachambers8027]

That is gold!!!!

[@joemack7709]

When life gives you lemons, beat the shit out of your car.

[@death59000]

+Joe Mack When life gives you lemons... You probably just found lemons.

[@jamesdill6970]

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

[@ServantOfSatania]

If life gives you Lennon... you've just found a corpse!

[@coryparrish525]

When your parody metal band STILL induces headbanging and provides amazing vocals, you have transcended comedy metal and are now just pure awesomeness.😁

[@CrimsonWings149]

They harmonize beautifully

[@professornebula6545]

They need to make a version of this song for computers.

[@RobOfPsychostick]

+Dr Gammaray This is close: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXu9p4aZZ5djhNE

[@92jwiener]

+Psychostick If I click that link will it be Blue Screen or Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up? Life's difficult questions.

[@professornebula6545]

+Psychostick Dang, thanks guys! You've got a song for just about everything.

[@lizzieisbaked]

They already did

[@soundlessleaf8032]

+Lizz May name?

[@NorthStarBlue1]

R.I.P.D. 1994 Plymouth Sundance, a rotten, gutless little turd of a car that melted radiator hoses, randomly decided whether or not its cruise control would work, and eventually refused to turn its dashboard lights off requiring a fuse pull every time it was parked. 10+ years later it still sits behind the closed-down supermarket where I abandoned it. Stupid car.

[@annflorcosky728]

My first car was a 98 Plymouth neon Hole in the piston caused the piston to explode and puncture the engine

[@TheAnxiousAdventurer]

Where has this band been all of my life? I was sent here by a Reddit post on a broken car. I love it!! Adding this to my Angry Songs playlist.

[@ManINeedAKeyboard]

3:03 - 3:38. dear god. it is beautiful outros like this that make me love these guys

[@MalachiArndt]

The bass in this song is awesome!

[@Fatofoz]

Relistening. My life is very different to how it was in the past, and this song doesn't hit the same anymore, but I'm instead filled with nostalgia. Thank you psychostick

[@lololol924]

My car broke down when i was playing this on my ipod...

[@cosmicblaze3960]

i think the iPod was the problem

[@nicholassunderbruch7131]

I'll take that never happened for 200 jim

[@VidyaBros1]

Lol xD .

[@andmillions]

Was not expecting that breakdown! Sick af

[@alexmartin7873]

I was 15 when this came out. 😢

[@YRPMMD97]

After almost a decade, I finally found this song. I thank/blame AMV Hell 4 for this.😂

[@jaemelancholy1684]

You know they put all the clips and songs used in the description.

[@CenTexNightscapes]

My car's been in the shop since September. Too relatable now.

[@GenericDesert1]

Describes a 2000 Dodge Intrepid (call it a shittrepid) my parents had that I drove before I had my own car. It was $1000+ to get it to pass inspection one year just for it to not pass the next year.

[@dakotabedwell6829]

Now that’s a shit box special right there

[@kevinrankin3482]

16 years later and this song is still the GOAT ❤️

[@XionicAlex]

2022 and still a banger.

[@SocialAnarchist]

ive been offered a car for free by a friend.......i can see this randomly becoming my theme song

[@Shadywolf09]

First time I heard this, I was crying with laughter XD

[@rebeccaeberle4057]

ᏰᏗşιℓ everytime I hear this I'm crying lol

[@CaptainMindy4]

Same. I laughed my entire work lol

[@der_pinguin44]

Hands down your best breakdown.

[@MetallicaKing48]

I feel the exact same way about my ship. Only my ship is a 100-ton paperweight, and not a 2-ton car. Dry docked really sucks. Damn that carrier for betraying me and my shipmates!!!

[@MetallicaKing48]

I take that back, it's a 100,000-TON PAPERWEIGHT...

[@tetranode0]

Wilton King so you drive a 200 million pound boat? ok :l

[@MetallicaKing48]

+tetranode0 Well, me and over 2,000 shipmates. Yes, I am in United States Navy.

[@chrisnight45]

tetranode0 obviously he's in the navy xD he's in uniform

[@commandershepherd8987]

+CodPlayerRussia The GoAnimate Guy What carrier are you assigned to? I'm with the Roosevelt.

[@KiddKainMusic]

PERFECT!!! where was this on Tape.. when i had my 99 Toyota Tercel From Hell!!! HAAA

[@Redcom001]

I was playing this in my head when my car stalled on me downhill in traffic on the BQE

[@Clockwork-XIII]

This song was the athem of my 94 Jeep Cherokee with its keep Jeep, and its still true with my 2020 Subaru.

[@duckydammet2646]

See now I want to get the project car to idle properly, so I can thump this absolute truth filled banger in the hunk of crap. Thanks for the inspiration Psychostick 😁

[@Sauramas]

I first got introduced to this song because AMV Hell 4. Several years later, I listened to the entire Psychostick discography in under a week.

[@jacobcordero8569]

Dude, same!

[@WhatsMyFandom]

I had the sudden urge to listen to this after FOREVER of not hearing it!!! Still as epic as the first time!

[@deadbabyparty2940]

My car creates stress and this song relieves it

[@joseftw5270]

This song perfectly defines the GTA saga

[@futurepriestess2010]

I dedicate this song to my current vehicle, 1994 Chevy Cavalier, has been giving me nothing but hell for the past week or so. Just spent $650 on break work and shit and now the engine is acting up. It's either the battery or the alternator.

[@jeroenbosch6138]

Best outro ever!

[@KenBober]

Funny is I'm absolutely sure the starter sound is from a late 80s to mid 90s chevy 305.

[@SpiffingNZ]

...and in 2024 they were finally able to get rid of this two ton paperweight and replace it with something that is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really fast. NYOOOOM

[@pinkelephantincloset]

hell yeah

[@moonman908]

This song was inspired by my piece of crap. Been walking to work for a month now.

[@DamsusRhee]

This is officially my themesong. Work hard, make money, pay bills, get shitty car, spend life trying to keep shitty car running so I can continue to work and save up money, only for something to happen to shitty car, force me to get another shitty car, because money was not saved up, and repeat... Thank god nothing bad ever happens to computers...

[@obeseperson]

Nah nah nah watch enough KZbin videos on your car and pretend to be a mechanic, makes things much better and you might even be able to fix stuff yourself

[@NeurodivergentSuperiority]

How ironic considering that computers are the most digitally advanced cunts ever, they are very good at creating unneeded problems

[@danielbrendemuehl7841]

A stroke of pure genius hit the man that wtote this.

[@bsjdbs3346]

You got to admit 4:14 drum and bass solo was pretty dope!

[@lizzieisbaked]

You guys are the best because you make me smile and you're metal as fuck. I love you psychostick

[@WastelandWanderer1216]

Rust in Hell late 90's Pontiac Grand Am

[@donutsacrifice2588]

Alright! You piece of SHIT!!! *proceeds to beat up his car*

[@russoft]

RIP Toyota Camry 1992

[@bedroombleach831]

Bullshit 92 camry never die

[@teckworks]

The first Psychostick track I heard, on a radio in a 7-11 back in 2006. Been a fan since~ *-*

[@vivaldireal1741]

ive known about this band for awhile this is the funniest shit ive heard

[@thefallen3178]

Sold a "stupid fucking car" today. This song captures the feeling.

[@KEWB99]

I'm just now realizing this album came out 10 years ago.

[@GoodCarpet]

Actually, this year will be 15 years since the release. The release year here was when it was re-released.

[@iforgotmyrealname420]

Look where we are now lol

[@WaiteMatt]

@@iforgotmyrealname420 good space Lord you are right...

[@calebriley5900]

That's some wicked metal and Vocalls y'all bring it back

[@jugheadmcanus]

I fucking love this track

[@kayleneadams5753]

This song fits my car perfectly! The piece of crap almost took me into a building today!

[@iansmith4924]

Angry Mike sent me here. Thank you so much, buddy! 😂 this is FUCKING HILARIOUS 🤣

[@projectrestoration8698]

My truck didn't start and it's 11 degrees out. So I played this song to ease my suffering

[@bre-annecaudill8357]

This goes out to my 89 Ford Escort and my 09 Chevy Cobalt. The Escort needed a new battery every week and a new parking break and new break drums and new rims, etc etc etc. My cobalt broke down almost every other week with some sort of engine issue. I now have a 2013 Dodge Dart that has had no issues since I've owned it

[@weirding_123]

And to my old ford fiesta, the exhaust fell off, the suspension was screwed, it burnt oil, it accelerated on its own and never started first time

[@ericsloss5136]

This song is the only thing making the final 7 months of using my crapbox tolerable.

[@mynamewastaken06]

This song is every vehicle I have ever owned!

[@HeartDAlyson]

My dad did what he could for his truck for years, I don't remember much about it other than it was a 1990 truck. the A/C went out years ago or you couldn't use the A/C or it would stall. then it had a clicking noise every time it started that stopped a few minutes later. One January morning in 2019 we wake to find the cab on fire. One hell of a way to go.

[@aaronhooker1460]

2001 Volkswagen Jetta VR6. Required specialized proprietary coolant. Coolant. Seriously. This song needs to be played perpetually at every VW Dealership.

[@tanneraitken3768]

I can relate to this on a personal level

[@BastardLord666]

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE STICK TONIGHT!!! REVERE,MA IS READY

[@bmm1295]

Had the brakes go out on a Blazer I bought. Replaced the pads and rotors, then it turned out the calipers were stuck so it almost burned up the rotors. On the way to college, the brake line blows. Get it towed to a shop. Have it back for 4 days and it throws a rod threw the block. I paid for you with all of my summer job money and this is how you repay me?

[@bmm1295]

Oh, and the water pump broke while checking the prices on brakes.

[@violentjsgurl]

+Blake Maynard O wow that's shitty.

[@VidyaBros1]

Your car was a real Two-ton Paperweight.

[@Jaidencharlotte]

This is a long way from Queen’s “I’m in Love with my Car”

[@lex19xx.]

Sitting on the side of the road waiting for my car to cool down so I can get my ass to work. Got this shit blasting 😂

[@jrmckim]

Bringing back memories 😌

[@Dylan_Dynamite]

This song is for my 1991 Camry that gave out on me twice in one month,one of which was in the middle of a date. Replaced the distributor and it still won't start. Fuck my car...worst Thanksgiving ever...

[@spitonitwreckingcrew9971]

Definitely got to be a mid 80s chevy the way it turned over and all the rest of the clues! Fucking described my old 1/2t Chevy spot on😄😄😄😄

[@hockeyfreak66666]

If you make less than 30k/year this is your song for every thing in your life.

[@tudoria]

I wonder if the thing still exists...

[@aaronquintana3834]

I can completely relate (2005 Pontiac Sunfire). 😂 Absolute shit box. I miss that car tho

[@LivingstonTexasDreams]

This has been my life with two vehicles in the past three months.

[@NeoRidero]

well that escalated quickly

[@someguyfromtheinternet5102]

Im just looking at my 2001 cadillac seville STS. And this comes on. Time to scrap it and get a new ride....

[@ACWraith]

Cool. I've been looking for this song for years. I used to have it on my old MP3 dot com radio station (or was it a different site?), Fool's Turlin. 😀

[@KR4K40]

My car has always been reliable, as in it does car things and keeps doing it but HOLY SHIT STOP HAVING RANDOM MINOR SHIT BREAKING DOWN ALL THE TIME PLEASE I BEG YOU

[@tatox666]

Today, my car fucked me off . 2 days works, 3 days in the mechanic

[@Sindragozer]

0:57-1:28 is that parodying another song? The chorus just sounds so familiar, like something that would have been on the radio in the 2000s. Either way this is a classic, haven't heard psychostick in a while. :)

[@jimbojimson]

I've tried to figure out what song it sounds like and I never could. It bothers me so much, I know exactly what you mean

[@nobudgetrc6063]

Currently the anthem of my 2012 Chevy sonic

[@hachimajig6062]

I just got a rusty 1987 suzuki carry, I'm gonna be hearing this song a lot

[@ERIC933G]

Best song all around

[@harryffoulkes4874]

My first moped, motorini xp50 💔

[@katastrophic1259]

Listens to this song in car. Car breaks down.

[@biohhh]

This song needs more views...

[@pollyzilla]

My car broke down this morning in Houston rush hour traffic. This song immediately came to mind and gave me a sense of comradery with everyone ever victimized by their vehicle. It's still on the side of the road. Piece of shit.

[@Spoops34]

This song is funny and all, but seriously, you guys have some huge talent.

[@nickborrrego]

My go to song as I sit in automotive trade school

[@acarlofacatfish443]

welp a car enthusiast will want to turn the car into the exact opposite of the song sleeper KP61 starlets (and other old cars) for life!

[@Tokalafox]

Weird to think it's about 13 years when i first heard this, still good. Correct me if i'm wrong but atleast some of the songs on "We Couldn't Think of a Title" and music video of Pluh were freely available online. Damn i feel old, oh well... more BEER!

[@ihavenocluewhatoput]

At least mine starts it just won't stop. This is the second Hyundai I've had to play brake doctor with. All the brake lines need replaced on this one too.

[@JTSanford1989]

I refer to the crappy car as my mental illnesses so i relate

[@Gcraft635]

I'm going to be honest, didn't know this was a psychostick song. I just found it on spotify and liked how it sounded.

[@marcyc.3311]

Yes he does need to hear this..his Lemon needs to rejoice to this recommendation

[@LitxrallyMeeeee]

I wouldn't call my dad's truck a two ton paperweight, but being stranded in this freezing parking lot is not something I am fond of.

[@greatdayalwaysokaydays4736]

That part where he said die way louder was hilarious

[@therebel1375]

This has been the theme song for my life since I got my license >:(

[@dingoledingus9039]

This song is dedicated to my first car, a 96 Dodge Intrepid that would get stuck in first and wouldn't shift. God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key.

[@tguns1]

"...and wouldn't shit." I didn't know cars could suffer from constipation. XD Jk I assume you meant shift. What ever happened with the Dodge? Do you still have it?

[@dingoledingus9039]

@@tguns1 I replaced the sensor in the transmission and it shifted, but then I'd be driving and it would randomly drop back into first without warning. I could no longer handle the stress and sold that sack of shit for peanuts with a stark warning. Hope it's sitting in a junkyard somewhere where it fucking belongs. I got a 2000 Saturn LS1 and that thing ran like a dream for years and years. Psa for the day, never buy a Dodge.

[@rogersmith6573]

This song goes out to my 1999 Plymouth neon worst car ever! 1974 Ford thunderbird was also an honorable mention Thank God I got rid of that POS