drax not having social skills for ten minutes

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[@hiccuphufflepuff176]

It's a shame Drax never got to meet Vision. Those two trying to explain social norms to each other would be like the blind leading the deaf.

[@shooterDisease]

‘A pinch of paprika, a pinch…’ ‘Ah see here android it’s to induce fear into your meal so it tastes better when we consume it now pinch the spice’

[@E.h.a.n]

@@shooterDisease I need to see this happen

[@randomfactory3446]

I watched both Gaurdians of the Galaxy and I don’t remember anyone named vision when can you see them

[@arlainecarinugan3703]

@@randomfactory3446 r u trolling

[@randomfactory3446]

@@arlainecarinugan3703 nope i’m just stupid

[@justyouraverageblackstar3672]

I love how his relationship with Mantis is literally just a ping-pong match of social ineptitude

[@jstir6437]

Drax and Mantis’s relationship is my favorite one in the MCU.

[@MetaITurtle]

Drax is my favy of all timez

[@Netherwolf6100]

One of my favorite brother/sister relationships in recent media.

[@inarisarp]

I'm smiling. I heard it's what you do to make people like you 😬 Not when you do it like that.

[@narganeg]

@@jstir6437 was your favorite relationship in the mcu* 😭

[@Nobody-iv2ot]

If Drax can get a wife while having no social skills, so can I.

[@mishadude2478]

I believe in you, man 💪 I did it too

[@kingjohan1335]

Drax is a made up character bro, you’re gonna die alone

[@dmgroberts5471]

"You just need to find someone pathetic, like you." (Acts like this is good advice, and not massively insulting and demeaning.)

[@liliantan2379]

It's only a fictional universe, the director can input anything.

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

@@dmgroberts5471 lol when I read your comment, I read it in Drax's voice instinctively in my head 😂😂

[@painteddragon8496]

Drax has actually been in every single marvel movie created, just he has been standing so still we missed him

[@Scheboygan8767]

You stole this comment😭

[@painteddragon8496]

@@Scheboygan8767 how tf can you steal a comment? we can have the same thoughts you know lol

[@ThiefOfNavarre]

@@painteddragon8496 Indeed, there is rarely anything truly original these days!

[@fragrance7768]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@Rhyskendall8]

Was that when he was played by John Cena?

[@umerkhawaja3051]

The scenes where we can't see Drax in the movie, he's there. He's just standing so incredibly still.

[@Godzillafan-tv1ks]

No he’s moving. It’s just so slow, it’s imperceptible.

[@tyrekeism6153]

@@Godzillafan-tv1ks actually he’s moving so fast that perceivably we think he’s standing still

[@halo7737]

@Durka Durka I swear as much as I love the franchise, most Marvel fans are just suuuuuuper not funny.

[@Omunix]

@Dawdle Rubbish I-

[@dbodooley]

Excellent. Stolen comment that has been used many times.

[@austinhall3937]

Batista didn't act in this movie. I'm convinced he just showed up on set and they decided to keep rolling

[@axebomber2108]

He took a wrong turn in the pit of danger.

[@sonnyfox8407]

@@axebomber2108 I WALKED FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER

[@deejaydj6013]

He appeared out of nowhere and no one realised because he had mastered invisibility

[@katkenobi6765]

@@deejaydj6013 Dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffblackjack2]

he appeared only when he moved. Otherwise he was invisible.

[@beyondbackwater4933]

"Heyyy! There's no need to get personal!" After roasting her for an hour is comedy gold.

[@benschiemer]

And only after she insults his entire race, a statement that is not at all personal

[@nullbeyondo]

@@benschiemer he indirectly did too since it is his first time seeing her race too.

[@mastergamingdude6191]

Too good 😂😂

[@randommf3549]

Lol

[@TeddyG221]

when in the video is this?

[@ccggenius]

How dare you, Drax's social skills are impeccable. They are merely so subtle as to be imperceptible.

[@cybremystica93]

STOP 💀💀💀✋🏻✋🏻

[@sajjadsaddam2012]

Thats a lot of long words

[@MetaITurtle]

How truth you

[@SPEKTR_93]

just like my father leaving to get the milk

[@Halibel764]

That comment should become a T-Shirt.

[@michaelmurphy8126]

Dave Batista kills this role and is such a humble person in real life.

[@gream9412]

Just like Drax he's very humble

[@yakinyamaddi]

"i too, am extrordinarily humble"

[@MostlyPennyCat]

Drax's script was fantastic in the first film, garbage after that. He went from being hyperliteral to being a moron.

[@Ilkanar]

@@MostlyPennyCat its just like.... your opinion man

[@LunaS043]

I knew Batista when he was a Wrestler, when he betrayed Rey Mysterio and became the BIGGEST douche I hated the man so much. Now given this was when I was to young to realize Wrestling is scripted but still.

[@epicgamerzfail4575]

Just remember, Drax had a wife and kids.

[@wingedbluj1674]

I think it was just a wife and daughter

[@Vertutame]

and he probably told his kid about how he made her.

[@AkkarisFox]

@@Vertutame Is there a human culture where this is widely accepted as normal?

[@lazykahn1979]

@@AkkarisFox rule 34 perhaps

[@nieznanyprzesladowca120]

@@Vertutame And it was beautiful

[@plasmatic3223]

It is a crime Dave doesn't have an oscar yet for keeping the straightest face while delivering the funniest lines

[@havenbontz1562]

Dave Bautistas bad acting makes the character

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

@@havenbontz1562Or is he intentionally doing this and he’s actually a good actor?

[@Jey_Frost]

​@@havenbontz1562 dude watch the blade runner 2049 movie. He kicks ass. Actually a really good actor

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

@@havenbontz1562 Watch Dune. It’ll change your whole perspective on him.

[@erichammer8434]

"Finger to the throat means death.". Greatest finishing line EVER!!

[@notoriouszig]

Metaphor.

[@jgreico11]

​@@notoriouszig Sorta

[@cunningsmile4166]

Close enough

[@aestheticcat8976]

@@notoriouszig 😭😭

[@somethingcleverrrr]

​@@cunningsmile4166you missed something there

[@robsonborba6273]

Drax - "Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast" *_Mantis get hit_* Drax 10 seconds later - "Mantis, look out!"

[@john_squatson]

Well, to be fair, it wasn't HIS head

[@itsbubblegumgamergirl9998]

@@john_squatson Right

[@danielholguin7621]

That was an entire movie later

[@wazittuya4092]

At least he tells her to look out

[@user-ru2ot5wt7r]

What hit Mantis didn't go over Drax's head literally

[@arianschnabel6814]

the funny thing is when he is roasting the shit out of her, he has no evil intention. He's just helplessly honest

[@liversuccess1420]

Exactly. When he says he tried to let her down easy by telling her she's disgusting, he genuinely believes it. Drax is the best!

[@mothiurNCL]

ASD feature (Asperger)

[@magnadelusor4249]

@@mothiurNCL I don’t think so as it’s just a cultural trait of his people

[@mothiurNCL]

@@magnadelusor4249 in sci-fi movies they're representing different learning abilities and cultures of humans.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

“I meant no disrespect!”

[@AyratHungryStudent]

7:00 When Drax calls Mantis ugly, you have to remember, he is an alien. They probably have different standards of beauty. For us humans she looks cute and adorable. But for them she might look weak and disgusting.

[@vincentvalentine4401]

I assume the same way with animals too. Ya never know

[@tc_t16163]

@@vincentvalentine4401 yeah its been proven that cats think we’re hideous

[@ReeYuuJee]

@@tc_t16163 Animals don't have the cognitive ability of "thought" they only have basic Pavlovian reactions.

[@nein236]

Cute? If i see that thing when im alone at night im running for my life.

[@user-su3wu5fc5j]

​​@@nein236 oh no no. she's the one that must run away from me 😈

[@PDAnimation]

"One's BLUE...!" I know this is Drax's vid, but Bradley's delivery of that line kills me every time XD

[@daedricwinters2979]

Plus the combination of anger and disbelief on his face

[@oscairconnolly4716]

I thought i must be weird for laughing my head time every time I see this scene

[@xxwales15xx33]

"He is completely literal, everything will go over his head" *Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are to fast*

[@DarkLordofTheSith69]

Skip to film 2 and shrapnel hits mantis in the face ..Mantis Look out

[@ProGen6]

@@DarkLordofTheSith69 I laughed way to hard at that one

[@sgcastle8389]

That's flex

[@shadowling77777]

I love that part lmao

[@EXKKK]

What are the odds of *kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3LZlYqjadaiqa8*

[@jayrivers8478]

"Kick names, take ass." "Yeah that's right."

[@AwesomeDude799]

My favorite line. 🤣☠

[@nicholasgallegos4477]

The ya that right haha

[@Sizzlik]

Kick bubblegum and chew ass

[@andrewphillips4266]

I personally find that much more scary XD

[@KKRCeb]

lolll 1k like

[@twixtwix2915]

The “nothing goes over my head” part always gets me

[@versatileduplicity9313]

😂

[@Dovah21]

What kills me the most is how eloquently Drax speaks despite being this dopey musclebound giant.

[@Mister-Red]

I have no idea what eloquently means

[@Dovah21]

@@Mister-RedI'll assume you're being serious, so I'll explain. In this context, speaking eloquently is Drax using high-level vocabulary in his everyday speech patterns. He's a very multi-syllabic dude, which while looking like he does, adds to the comedy of his character.

[@terrelldurocher3330]

​@@Dovah21a warrior expresses with utmost clarity, I may be a 5 foot 8 pile of bones but I still am a warrior. Fighting for my beliefs.

[@PhillipShadid1981]

In Drax's defense. He did sit there for an hour before they noticed him..

[@carlos1lan1]

Exactly they only noticed him because he ate

[@shinjiprofile]

And if you watched the part before they noticed him he's actually standing there.

[@therealdannyfenton]

Wait where was he ??

[@shinjiprofile]

@@therealdannyfenton you can spot drax standing still watch at 2:49 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHqqkKmra7Bsesk

[@cj.59]

@@shinjiprofile 😂😂😂

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Me: His sense of humor is never to be found. Drax: Impossible. I never misplace anything.

[@danielmediavilla03]

I see, a great man of culture like you is omnipresent in every part of youtube.

[@natgarret]

Nice seeing you here

[@elmerninis]

Okward comments below

[@PajamaManor]

You don't have a mustache.

[@merpuffedy]

Dnsjjssis

[@laurencenarte3224]

"Drax, do u have tape?" "Does scotch tape work?" "Ofcourse, scotch tape would work!" "Don't have it" "THEN WHY DID YOU ASK..?"

[@psycholaw4394]

"What are you taking about Peter Quill, you did" "Stop being a smart ass" "My butt is hardly smart, unless you are telling me this where your species brain is located"

[@hasbulla2012]

The beauty of this is that we don’t even hear Drax, but everyone can imagine the exact way he would deliver the line😂😂

[@erikagrace9278]

“I thought Yondu was your father” “What? We’ve been together this whole time and you thought yondu was my actual blood relative??” “You look exactly alike!” “Ones blue!!” Gets me everytime 😂

[@advantage3824]

"You look exactly alike!" "ONE'S BLUE" Drax does not see skin color.

[@underatedmazician20]

drax is color blind

[@fahmiramlifunartist]

No,drax think yondu married with quill mother and quill has follow his mother's skin. So,LOL

[@brightblackgrouse6236]

Drax is unbased

[@spicyghost6655]

he can see skin color if not then how did he know gamora is green?

[@twitterboimarsaucykgmailcom]

@@spicyghost6655 Dude he meant Drax isn't racist not that he literally can't see skin color. Jesus, people are stupid now a days

[@officialjbc]

7:11 Drax: I'm sorry but i like a woman with some meat on her bones i tried to let you down easily by telling you i found you disgusting. Mantis: What no i don't even like you like that i don't even like the type of thing that you are. Drax: Hey there's no need to get personal.

[@sonnyfox8407]

Well she did just insult his whole species

[@johnnyson7474]

lmao i love his character

[@ImanNewman]

Your profile pic kinda looks like drax irl

[@mr.doctorcaptain1124]

@@sonnyfox8407 yeah that's why it's funny. He was insulting her personally by insulting her looks as an individual. Then she tells him she is not attracted to members of his species and he takes it as a personal insult, even though it wasnt. It's not like a white person saying they find Indians unattractive, it's like a human saying they find horses unattractive. It's not even remotely personal lol.

[@katsirety4969]

yeah i watched the video too

[@calebhastings2901]

7:55 Wow Drax had some good character development here! He learned how to tell a lie! XD

[@markdaoust9537]

"It's not ripe" is actually one of my favourite lines of his. So subtle and quick, but it made me laugh.

[@MrDoot-hj2ir]

I'm convinced that Drax didn't knew what was going on during the entire saga

[@johnmartin4119]

I’d like to see a scene of Drax recapping the events of the past films, could be interesting and hilarious

[@tiffanyspencer1082]

@@johnmartin4119 him and Luis from Ant-Man

[@kevinschafer6345]

or is he the one knowing what's going on while everyone else - including us - don't?

[@SaltoDaKid]

Drax: we were taking ass and kicking names.

[@bigchungus6478]

I recognise your pfp, from a music video, music flashmob, huw Williams

[@TheMikestastny]

"I tried to let you down easily by telling you I found you disgusting." Lolol

[@therealdannyfenton]

When she says just tell me how you feel 😂

[@Matt-wf7ry]

Definitely my favorite of the bunch!

[@geraldfrost4710]

She figures it out by the end; "Kickin names and taking ass!"

[@trunksx2497]

@@therealdannyfenton yo

[@BlissAden]

gerald frost I don’t get that part

[@transbender5906]

“I SAVED QUILL” “We already established that you blowing up the ship I am on is not saving me” “What did we establish that” “Like THREE SECONDS AGO” “I wasn’t listening I was thinking of something else”

[@Lieutenant_Dude]

In Drax’s defense, he was basically invisible for an hour. He stood there looking at them for an hour before they noticed.

[@davecameron4223]

Drax’s face when he tells mantis she can pet rocket is priceless

[@sarasweightlossjourney1432]

😂😂😂😂

[@sarasweightlossjourney1432]

AHAHAHA HAHAHA!!! That is called a practical joke hahaha 😂

[@aneetashahi5787]

Puppy 😂😂

[@sauditate4562]

😬😬😬😲😁😁😁😂😂😂😂

[@chumcalmdown]

That's good writing lol

[@Rocky_Creatz]

“Can I pet your puppy? He’s adorable” *”YES”*

[@matthalaboo6694]

Drax: That's called a practical joke Mantis: I liked it very much Drax: I just made it up

[@El-Burrito]

Props to Mantis for rolling with the punches

[@Jowseye]

420

[@chrislangton4662]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnrGhIqrgLKqhdk

[@adolfemmanuelesparas3922]

I remember when someone asked Uncle Roger if pork is halal.. after a brief pause.. he said "Yes!"

[@saymyname6726]

I love how he says "I am not a princess" with conviction 😂

[@LordChrome375]

5:27. I love how Rocket is more dumbfounded by this than Peter.

[@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe]

"I don't know why they're after us, what a mystery this is." Is definitely my favorite line

[@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe]

4:59 for the next time I watch this. It's inevitable.

[@Youonyouon]

My favorite moments in gotg: 0:03 (a great introduction to drax as a person) 2:10 (they're just ungrateful!) 2:19 (to be continued...) (at this moment, he knew, he fucked up.) (ah shit, here we go again) 2:36 (why? WHY. Why is she a green whore? She has done nothing whorish. I doubt she has ever gotten laid on the first place, plus, a quote from gamora: "I will not fall prey to you pelvic sorcery") 2:43 (...) 2:51 (imagine if those were the last words you would ever hear) 3:19 (it's your choice if you decideto remove someone's spine, don'tlisten to them drax!)

[@Maryannis2prettyyyy]

Fr it’s so funny for no reason 😭

[@dmgroberts5471]

And the line that precedes that: "Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries." Thank you, Drax, for sitting on that information until it was not only useless, but unhelpful.

[@giovannachavez9911]

The way he says it so casual after snitching hahahah😂😂😂

[@victormeyers1860]

“Mantis! Look out!” is easily the funniest part of this movie

[@tampa2360]

That and “out of the way, dumber, smaller groot!” are my favorites 😂

[@kenb7264]

Lmao Hell Yeah

[@ninjareaper3577]

don't forget 2:35

[@17sylargino]

Piccolo dodge

[@kansergaming3106]

Basically my team when warning me of ganks in ranked games.

[@irick3000]

Fun fact, drax has been in every single marvel movie... ever. He is very difficult to see, because he is standing incredibly still

[@Scheboygan8767]

Fun fact you stole this comment

[@irick3000]

@jackruiz8647 i like fun facts 👍 now we are both more rich with knowledge

[@Scaargarcia9995]

8:11, Even when he’s off screen he’s still funny 😆

[@pleaseceasethistomfoolery]

Off-screen? He's right there.

[@Scaargarcia9995]

@@pleaseceasethistomfooleryOh sorry! He must have stayed so incredibly still in the shot that he became invisible.

[@cordelltaylorbkny]

“Anulax batteries.” “Harbulary batteries...” “That’s nothing like what I just said.”

[@noahtyre2535]

I laugh every time

[@cordelltaylorbkny]

@@noahtyre2535 lowkey funniest moment for me 😂

[@sonnyfox8407]

Wrong it’s “Anulax batteries” “H A R B U L A R Y B A T T E R I E S”

[@yoshee2532]

4:33

[@daemon_08]

That's like funniest of them. I laugh every time

[@K1NG0FW0LV35]

its not that drax doesnt have social skills... its that his social skills are too advanced for mere mortals to understand...

[@srgetem]

Drax is mortal

[@K1NG0FW0LV35]

@@srgetem are you sure about that?

[@salsaspartan7]

My goals are beyond your understanding!

[@Phil_SG]

You’re definitely talking like Zamasu

[@Zak-tk8wv]

Yes

[@mhm1291]

I love how hilarious drax is effortlessly. Void of any expression , still so funny. I just lose it everytime he goes “ahahaha”

[@toastyeditz]

4:00 literally gives me the best belly laughs, because of how perfectly Bautista can weave in his own 😂

[@POOPGOD999]

Batista does not get enough credit for how damn funny he is as drax and just his portrayal of drax in general. Dont know anyone else who can pull it off so well

[@KirkMoss]

“Why would they do that?” “Probably because rocket stole some of their batteries.” “Dude?!!” “...Right. He didn’t steal some of those. I don’t know why they’re after us, what a mystery this is.” That deadpan delivery, fully believing he successfully covered the moment.. 😂

[@Shyhispanicmale]

I think that's my favorite line(s) out of all of them

[@jetrickgordo4026]

What's funny is he sounds intelligent while trying to make the dumbest excuse.

[@jonnybrello4360]

He found the perfect role after leaving wrestling for acting. They can even cover his tattoos.

[@RoboVenturer]

Lol I just read this as the scene came up

[@tdjkhazard4522]

The “what a mystery this is” always kills me 😂

[@excutsdaily7335]

The best thing that ever happened to Drax was Dave Bautista. I can't picture anyone pulling off the character better than him

[@kaushaljoshi7472]

I mean lot of actors could have pulled it off because most didn't know the character before. But yeah he obviously made it his own now.

[@andrejspetersons8500]

Marvel studios has done an amazing job on casting. EVERY character is played by the most appropriate actor/actress. Especially Thor and Tony Stark.

[@GlobenTrote]

@@andrejspetersons8500 The MCU is a comedy show. 80% of the cast is basically playing extensions of their real-life personas.

[@InspireMe819]

@@andrejspetersons8500 i thought Fox did a good job with XMen. professor x, wolverine, and deadpool.

[@rudkomontana2618]

@@GlobenTrote dont call the MCU a comedy show. I dindtn like ragnarok either but a little more respect boy

[@anonym58063]

You left out his arguably greatest quote: "Humility? I like it. I too am extraordinarily humble."

[@RPIXELN]

I love Drax maniacal laugh when facing a nice death

[@indi_kpop_4eva]

Yeah lol i laugh every time I hear it

[@azarielmartinez9770]

It’s always the “YES” at the end of every “AH-HAHAHAHAHA” that gets me 🤣🤣

[@JobelMT]

Man’s having fun XD

[@bigstanky2037]

Drax: what are they called? Quill: annulax batteries Drax: *HARBULARY BATTERIES* ded

[@AFdx2]

"thats nothing like what i just said" LMAO

[@SanskaarRaghuvanshi]

Tanjirou: It's Kamado Tanjirou! Inouske: Alright Kamaboko Gonpachiro

[@bigstanky2037]

@@SanskaarRaghuvanshi huh?

[@SanskaarRaghuvanshi]

@@bigstanky2037 It's a Demon Slayer joke

[@KidKaido]

1k like just for you bro

[@bestintheworld568]

"You look exactly alike" "One's blue!" Drax is the literal definition of someone who isn't racist, no skin colour seen at all And I'm convinced Dave Bautista just blurted out hilarious lines a lot of the time and the directors just kept them in

[@ohnobro1424]

I’m like 90% sure that line was improvised

[@HillLuvJump999]

I really hope that you saying that not seeing skin color is not a racist is just you quoting a meme 😑

[@LiveTenYearsInthejointReaction]

@@HillLuvJump999 so color blind people are racist? lmao

[@jasonoreilly2795]

@@HillLuvJump999 oh no! Shock horror! What if?! Then what?

[@SlyRoapa]

It seems his vision is based on movement (why he thinks staying still makes him invisible), which would make him literally colour blind.

[@misterm2590]

At least when he tells you a compliment you know he's telling the truth.

[@grassbackyard3825]

When he said “one might assume she was dead” about his dead wife… I couldn’t help but cry on what a women Drax lost, and how blessed and beautiful his wife was. I was engorged as well. Luckiest man in the universe.

[@emiliolopez5849]

You forgot the part where he says "why is Gamora" that's my favorite Drax moment

[@yasasvinitiwari6799]

I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER - WHY IS GAMORA?😭

[@scarecrowsoothsayer6719]

P H I L I S O P H Y... that I have actually thought about and gotten an answer to.

[@VeggieBoi-rt6qm]

Did you know that line was entirely unscripted he was actually supposed to say something totally different but it wasn't super important and he forgot so he just said whatever came to mind

[@emiliolopez5849]

@@VeggieBoi-rt6qm I didn’t know that haha that makes it even better

[@llody7777]

I'll do you one better: When is Gamora?

[@icephoenix2099]

1:11 Drax: Nothing goes over my head my reflexes are too fast I will catch it 8:21 Drax: Mantis!! Look out!!!

[@michaelcarrasquillo4781]

I almost felt like he let it hit her on purpose then acted like he was trying to warn her 😂

[@oswaldlancaster6855]

Technically not over _his head_

[@kushiro_amlyn2485]

Tf LMAOOO

[@NormAppleton]

@@kushiro_amlyn2485 Say good night Gracy...Good night, Gracy! Batista is no fool

[@Rocky_Creatz]

Spidersenses on the next level

[@mannofdober873]

"His people are completely literal, metaphors would go over his head." "Nothing would go over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

[@CLSGL]

5:15 - My all time favorite Drax scene. “It’s not ripe.”

[@SgtMiller]

Lets be honest, Mantis saying: "Kick names, take ass." Is probably next to the best thing about this video.

[@Heller103085]

And the way drax is so satisfied with that answer is great

[@fantasyman2721]

*"Yeah, that's right"*

[@yoshimina4551]

Another reason why mantis is fucking adorable

[@Dilllonm]

tony- we are alll gonna die-- peter- my dreams of how advanced aliens must be is shattered

[@PipMane]

It's corny

[@mensrea1251]

“Kick names, take ass” “Yeah, that’s right” Never gets old 😂

[@random.3665]

I know its a dumb question, but i really wonder what the "Take names" part of the - untangled- statement is supposed to mean....

[@Johnny-yx2qx]

@@random.3665 it means that they messed up the phrase like when people say the turned tables instead of tables have turned

[@freemanoxenholmes2241]

I laughed because of how His response Reminded me of David puddy from Seinfeld

[@JJMain]

@@random.3665 I think I get what question you're asking. To take names is to make a list of names of enemies to punish in the future. So basically to kick ass and take names is just saying they won't stop there, more ass kicking awaits.

[@random.3665]

@@JJMain Thanks, yes that was the question i was asking^^.

[@kinda_cold_in_the_closet]

I don't care what you say, Mantis and Drax are the most chaotic duo that share a single braincell at all times and I love them

[@JowieBlaze]

He's just wise, like an old woman

[@ricksanchez8177]

5:21 Peter: “We’ve been together all this time and u thought Yandu was my actual blood relative” Drax: “You look exactly alike” Rocket: “Ones blue!”

[@johnblacksad1627]

If you think about it, he probably meant personality wise. Peter and Wondu are alike in many many ways, he was right, and that makes this scene a ton more cute :)

[@ItheauthorityI]

I love how disgusted Rocket looks during this conversation LMAO

[@prowthegamer]

@@ItheauthorityI Fr lmfao

[@randomizer7s20]

okay everyone is repeating the line like: "One's Blue!" but I swear I always heard it said: "Yan's Blue!" Yan = Yandu

[@tnb4509]

@@johnblacksad1627 He said "You LOOK exactly alike". Last time I checked 'look' means Drax was talking about looks.

[@stepanserdyuk4589]

"I tried to let you down easily by telling you that I find you disgusting..." Gotta use that

[@sadboylara]

Drax ain't no simp 😏

[@kennethiboko1648]

The best part kick names take ass

[@ThatKidWitTheAfro]

He took the red pill every morning.

[@sarahhammond6375]

Works every time

[@terribleivy]

Dave absolutely killed it as Drax!!!!

[@WJen8]

I loved Rocket's expression after Drax was like they look exactly the same 🤣 Rocket is like wtf is wrong with everyone...

[@RollyAces]

7:44 Drax: Out of the way dumber, smaller Groot! Baby Groot: Attempts to kill Drax

[@aneetashahi5787]

That was so amazing!!

[@richardrisvian938]

I always repeat that scene because it's so hilarious

[@7daysaweekeobseo975]

That was adorable lol

[@roobz4173]

7:45 as a replay button, so I don’t have to wait the second for it to happen

[@Artemis-eu5ql]

Wishing Thanos didn’t take out Drax’s species

[@briang.2218]

Was it THanos or Ronan who did it directly? 'cause if it was Thanos, then about half of them should be still alive.

[@GuilhermeSales09]

@@briang.2218 I think it was Ronan

[@1LuvMLPFiM]

Imagine if his entire species act just like him naturally lol. An entire race of comedians.

[@fayeprime9631]

@@1LuvMLPFiM that would be awesome

[@tinamoul]

Just imagine a party on their planet. Everybody standing perfectly still as the music blasts away.

[@szethSW]

Best thing about Drax, is that he tells it the way it is. Never change buddy. 👍

[@mr.wilkie2323]

Mantis: “Kick names, Take ass” Drax with the most confidence out of everyone: “yeah that’s right”

[@dembrowi_n_c.5111]

This is no lack of social skills, this is an extreme abundance of humble confidence.

[@jculver1674]

I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

[@cookiecola5852]

Yeah Drax: IAM NOT A PRINCESS!!

[@newlgh]

8:21 "Mantis! Look out!" Just slays me everytime.

[@cursedbusta3774]

He was lagging so it was too late lol

[@dmitrix7986]

Because he's reflexes is to fast he can't catch it

[@Me_549]

@@dmitrix7986 Her reflexes are so fast, it didn't go over her head

[@uriahakabrowndog3406]

@@Me_549 Drax has the gift of precognition.

[@homicidalsound9599]

1000 ping

[@Shagsgwhxhheue37373]

How can someone look so scary and be so cute at the same time Drax: yes

[@Jose-se9pu]

I understand turning him into the comic relief made sense because audiences found him pretty funny in the first movie, but Drax works better when the comedy comes from him taking the situations extremelly serious, not because he is some sort of clown.

[@jasapotato8362]

This

[@mediakira6621]

Agreed. Not the “HAHAHAHA! THAT IS FUNNY! “ moron everyone seems to enjoy

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

I mean it was said his species are extremely literal, every character in the guardians of the galaxy is growing as a person. It only makes sense he gains more of a humorous side to his literal murderous side.

[@BitrateBilly]

Thing is, I feel like he IS taking it seriously, just that the combination of opening up to his new family + his species taking everything literally results in more hilarious moments with him.

[@rosyreverie]

“I wasn’t listening I was thinking of something else” is a underrated hilarious Drax moment

[@scarecrowsoothsayer6719]

I always use that line in class. Works every time!

[@ohnobro1424]

As someone with ADHD, that line is such a mood

[@jjack3186]

Mood af

[@nissienkkuchovwa9535]

Peter: ''...you're like an old woman.'' Drax: '' Because I'm wise?" 🤣🤣

[@dohertme]

He understood that metaphor!

[@thuskranger3735]

Actually its a simile

[@actualteddybear891]

Fucking zing sit down quill

[@theextremeanimator4721]

That scene just played as i read this!

[@chickendrawsdogs3343]

I'll never get over Drax's smile when Groot was slamming those guys against the walls. 🤣

[@AlexSmith-mg6we]

The part where mantis gets hit by debree and Drax says look out after she gets hit is comedy gold 🤣

[@josephsalmonte4995]

Debris. Smh

[@kratosgow09]

Mantis: Am I ugly? Drax: You're horrifying to look at, yes. 🤣🤣🤣

[@stuhff8169]

He's that brutally honest friend

[@dmgroberts5471]

But that's a good thing, because if someone likes you, you know that they like you, not your looks. Attractive people never know who to trust.

[@cybremystica93]

He might’ve been honest, and tried to redeem himself by saying they’ll love you for who you are. Even if he wasn’t trying to be rude….he’s blind as hell, she’s beautiful outside and inside ❤

[@juliashenandoah3965]

Drax is the best! (Especially in the Guardians of the Galaxy game)

[@necrosis6037]

@@dmgroberts5471that’s cool til you start cutting yourself and starving yourself

[@saubriz]

“You’re an imbecile” “Nothing goes over my head” “I am not a princess!” lol, classic....

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

wow, the bot replies…… youtube should honestly be embarrassed by this.

[@margogoralski6294]

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Agreed.

[@ethanlong4670]

I grew up as an only child with a single mom and not much friends growing up, so I relate to Drax alot.

[@ruly8153]

I love how Drax is literally thick. He’s undeniably stupid. And they don’t shy away from it.

[@brainloading5543]

Fun fact : Dave Bautista is the highest paid actor in Hollywood history. He's been featured in all of the more than 25 movies marvel has produced, in every single scene, the only thing is that we couldn't see him.

[@buckoboii]

Bruh you had me for sec🤣

[@shyloart]

You had me in the first half ngl 🤣

[@SM-qn7sr]

Or do you mean his WWE co-star John “You Can’t See Me” Cena 😌

[@Crimson.Creates]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@alexjewett7455]

Almost had me for a second.

[@watch-box]

Drax and Mantis are so good together - a great comic relief in an action movie that isnt overdone.

[@DarsiPadilla]

At what price? Drax in the comics was a construct whose sole purpose is to destroy Thanos. Mantis... is just there. Making them alien is a good idea; but making them jokes is not, especially with the brand synergy.

[@megatronchan1282]

They both share a single brain cell

[@jonahulichny9874]

@@DarsiPadilla who cares about the comics, like seriously? I don’t mean that in a “comics are for nerds” kind of way, but they have no bearing on marvel movies.

[@DarsiPadilla]

@@jonahulichny9874 because the comics are the source material.🙄

[@jonahulichny9874]

@@DarsiPadilla yeah I know that, but given how things like thanos's motivation or other key details arent exact adptations, Im not sure that means much, least not enough to warrant getting angry over drax and mantis.

[@davidwalker5990]

Every Drax interaction with Mantis is adorable.

[@water5210]

Drax: *You are horrifying to look at* Also Drax: There's no need to get personal

[@versatileduplicity9313]

😂

[@IftiAlam1999]

I really need a Drax series. He's been wasted by being played as a joke but he's a badass and has a very heartbreaking story. Him avenging his daughter and wife could've been done more respectfully.

[@ghostk-7926]

Fair enough, though he’d never beat Thanos, with or without the stones.

[@LordofFullmetal]

I think the actor's stepping back from the role, unfortunately. He made a post online that sounded very much like "I'm saying goodbye to this character now".

[@newtype5005]

@@ghostk-7926 Don't know Drax's limits in the MCU but comics Drax has killed Thanos

[@ghostk-7926]

@@newtype5005 Ah, looked it up. Killed Thanos while he was busy with freeing Galactus.

[@newtype5005]

@@ghostk-7926 that's just one of the instances he killed him though there's also that one time when he impaled him... Drax is capable of soloing Thanos, he's literally brought back from the dead by Thanos' dad and granddad just to destroy him

[@TheguyfromJurassicpark3]

Mantis: *Gets hit by a flying peice of shrapnel* Drax: "MANTIS! LOOK OUT!!!"

[@raspao4]

On one of the trailers quill says oh wow.. when she gets hit and he says: I try guys. which for me was more funny than what they ended up going with

[@TheguyfromJurassicpark3]

@Kang Afa No

[@TheguyfromJurassicpark3]

@@hanifafrizal8730 I said no

[@skla8580]

It’s my favourite moment ngl

[@Diepvries11]

Proving his reflexes aren't that great.

[@DeanteKkOT]

Drax is not dumb. He’s just extremely literal for some reason

[@austinsears4780]

Yes, telling someone you find them disgusting is totally "letting [them] down easily."

[@iamnel3141]

Drax: *bullies Gamora Nebula: *bullies Gamora Drax: *Blast Nebula *NOBODY TALKS TO MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT*

[@celinnejansson5679]

So basically every friendship ever?

[@williampitts7646]

If those aren't social skills, then I don't know what social skills are.

[@ChristianFrates1997]

I live with autism and I find this relatable!

[@redd-qh4xn]

@@ChristianFrates1997 he is a alien.

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

@@redd-qh4xn so? Just because they are aliens doesn't mean they can't relate with them. These movies do a very good job of MAKING these aliens relatable. Like sure, we all don't have a giant planet as a dad, but some can relate to have a father who you thought the world of turn out to be a giant asshole.

[@danceman6188]

@@potatomer true man but you arent I thought like that for years but now I now I can be normal and am kinda normal sometimes

[@enderfire7214]

Drax is definitely one of the most literal person I have ever seen on a movie.

[@ericotani6611]

Part of the reason I enjoyed the second movie more were just because of the interactions between Mantis and Drax. 😂

[@onyxsolo1]

5:36 Drax: "What are you doing?" Mantis: "Smiling. I hear it is the thing to do to make people like you." Drax: "Not if you do it like that." Savage

[@officialmattmedia]

Dave Bautista himself admitted on many of his interviews that he is a socially awkward person.

[@yashvintackoory2893]

Maybe he was not acting at all but just pretend. Because there seems to be a genuine part of dave in drax, something that cannot be replaced or mimmicked.

[@JoshCreepa]

Makes sense. Whenever he cut promos in WWE he wore sunglasses, not just cause it looked cool and fell in line with his character, but because he had a long standing fear of public speaking and the terror would show in his eyes, which the sunnies would cover.

[@Spido68_the_spectator]

Reminds me of Zuko in ATLA

[@ball3677]

@@JoshCreepa im honestly amazed he was able to cut promos as good as he did with that fear. He was no Rock or Austin but he had a charismatic/badass aurora when on the mic

[@JoshCreepa]

@@ball3677 sure did

[@ccp0]

“Do not ever call me a thesaurus” why am i laughing so hard

[@crackasmackin1899]

5:20 rockets reaction is hilarious and it never fails to make me laugh

[@errorissinsan]

I just- ı realize drax and my father share the same sense of humor.

[@monkeybandit222]

“Yes you may pet the dog”

[@johndetheshape3095]

I think thats what most peoples fathers are like 😂

[@geraldfrost4710]

@@monkeybandit222 snap bite growl "It's not my dog."

[@monkeybandit222]

@@geraldfrost4710 lol

[@henrywalke9129]

You have an excellent father

[@alinkinthecomments2639]

Drax is legit the best part of the MCU

[@Hammern28]

Hands down the most hilarious and awesome character in the entire MCU!

[@chansky4271]

Put Luis in there

[@nykv9101]

Korg is close

[@sadiquebakar9070]

Rocket

[@Decrepit_biker]

Korg is a close 2nd...

[@keelysmash]

Its insane that the WWE star turned out too be the best part of this series

[@charliesanford5069]

Drax seriously needs his own Spin-off mini-series. I am most certain it would be amongst one of the most popular Marvel Series of them all. DISNEY!!! Please make it a thing!