Rodney Dangerfield Cracks up Dean Martin with Back-to-Back One-Liners (1972)

“My agent made a deal with The Dean Martin Show for me to appear on twenty-eight shows. I signed on to do some short skits-just me and Dean-and I would write all the material.
“Dean only came in once a week to tape his show-no rehearsal. (The set for our bits was always the same-me, Dean, a table, and two chairs.) For our first show together, it took Dean and me just three or four minutes to film our routine and we were done. “Okay, great, see ya next week, right?” Wrong. That was the last time I saw Dean. For the next seven Sundays, I flew from New York to California, went into an empty studio, sat down at that table by myself, and did four skits while talking to an empty chair. Later, the crew filled in shots of the audience laughing, and they filled in Dean Martin, too.”
0:08 “This afternoon my wife cracked up the car again. I was out driving with her, she told me she was gonna make a u-turn. I'll tell ya, the letter she made... you'll never find in the alphabet.”
1:56 “The day I was born, the doctor... he picked me up and smacked. I found out the nurse... she got a few in too.”
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[@RagnarokMic]

Rodney was the king of the one liner.

[@aabb3340]

Finishes his act, thanks the audience, exits the stage, then goes to sit at a table in the crowd where a spotlight and an interviewer await to set up the jokes that require a set-up man. GENIUS.

[@pamygalla8404]

aa bb NJ

[@mikerainwater6154]

aa bb u. Got insight bro

[@missile4283]

I love his voice , a golden voice in comedy is so rare these days .

[@mikerainwater6154]

MISSILE 4 u r the bomb

[@tkoentertainment792]

Dean is smashed off his rocker!

[@masoudsarvin850]

Hey thanks TKO, you know what they say, speak ill of the dead.

[@zombiezilla]

Rodney is one of the all-time greatest funny folk ever.

[@MrPattevlin]

My son....What a piece of work he is. I told him "One day you'll have kids of your own." He said, "So will you."

[@MrPattevlin]

Ben Jones What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[@teo5836]

"I get no respect not even from my Docta, at an appointment I tell em hey Doc, every morning I wake up, run to the bathroom look in the mirror and vomit, he said hey at least we know your eyes are ok."

[@toddskivolocki6972]

I told him about the birds and the bees. He tells me about my wife and the butcher.

[@RossM3838]

@@toddskivolocki6972 I saw a man running naked down the street. I asked why are you doing this. Because you came home early.

[@thebudkellyfiles]

Rodney, we miss you. There is no one like you. Sleep tight, Rodney, wherever you are. Thanks.

[@alZiiHardstylez]

The waiter/lawyer joke was brilliantly written

[@henrylogan9816]

He puts the chairs on the tables at the end of the hearing. He started the joke by mentioning that it was a public defender.

[@dybo79]

Laughed out loud when he said the waiter/lawyer carried his briefcase like a tray.

[@salchaos]

A brilliant man. One of a kind. Martin is really in the bag. Can just about talk.

[@bazookajoe6133]

One of the top 5 comedians ever. RIP

[@bazookajoe6133]

+San Diego adding Louis CK and Bob Hope tells me you know little about comedy.

[@bazookajoe6133]

+San Diego touche

[@crazycappy01]

God I miss him, Robin Williams and George Carlin. May they all rest in peace.

[@scorpio66invt]

George Carlin's best bit: A List Of People That Just Need To Be Killed

[@DoctorShocktor]

San Diego you’re a bit mixed up. Dean Martin doesn’t really have a reputation as a comedian at all, he’s a straight man. Williams and Carlin were of course world class comedians. But Dean Martin at one point was the highest paid celebrity on television with the biggest contract in history at that point. Along with millions in record sales, huge success in live shows, and of course many movies, Martin was an international star of the highest order. Carlin was nowhere close, being a moderately successful live show and album comedian with a low level tv career on and off. Williams had a big TV show then jumped to movies, being a famous moderate level attraction.

[@vincentpertoso3148]

Hay let's all give Rodney Dangerfield one of these: 👌

[@TheresaPowers]

They are dead you moron.

[@georgehampton667]

3 totally different styles, and my top three favorite comedians.

[@emperorpawpateen.9992]

Thank you youtube for letting us all hear the great one ,Rodney Dangerfield, to make us laugh, and forget our problems.

[@joemankowski3898]

You just can't get any better than this!! He was a comic genius!

[@worldwidesoldier246]

RIP RD....THANK YOU FOR YOUR LIFE...GREW UP ON YOU....

[@mikeybingham7969]

Nobody can belt out 1 liners like Rodney. R.I.P. You are dearly missed.

[@iDigaNicePony]

Dean is fucking hammered.

[@bazookajoe6133]

iDigaNicePony when wasn't he hammerd

[@scorpio66invt]

He is Plastered!!!!!LMAO

[@tangobango9653]

No he's not! Dean didn't really drink!

[@bobbysands6923]

He didn't drink, not ever. It was an act.

[@tangobango9653]

bobby sands You are RIGHT! Everyone knows Dean didn’t drink, except a few ignorant Trolls!

[@roccalumera1294]

Greatness always stands the test of time.

[@excelsciors]

I miss Rodney, his jokes make me laugh all the time! RIP

[@sweetcindylee]

Rodney Dangerfield was the best in all comedy aspects. His one liners always got me laughing and still do.

[@stevebaker6453]

One of the best comedians ever, delivery is flawless, a true gem he was and always will be!

[@rmagnussen45]

You know he's one of the greats when they make you laugh without having to drop the F word every third word of the joke your sorely missed Rodney

[@mikerainwater6154]

mad max u right big dog

[@Sldejo]

He cleaned it up for tv. His HBO shows are f-bomb after f-bomb. Some producers were very strict. They couldn’t allow him full throttle here.

[@TheEman590]

@@Sldejo You're not wrong. His comedy albums drop a few F bombs. Not as much as Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor, but when he does curse, it's still about no respect. LOL. "Then there's my doctor, you know my doctor, Dr. Vinny Boombatz! I told him I had diarrhea, he put me on hold!"

[@user-vg5rv5xf4u]

RIP Rodney Dangerfield,Comedy legend

[@JonPrinceMusic]

dean is HAMMERED 😂

[@rrguitar1]

BumblebeatZZZ BB Oh yeah, no doubt about it. His words are all over the place. Look at his face.. lol

[@eagle7867]

Greatly miss this man!Can't tell u how many times i fell off the couch as part of his audience!!!

[@harpmanb]

It took Rodney a few more years to streamline his routine from a semi-verbose schtick like this to simply a constant barrage of one-liners. When he did that, then he was the king. Still is.

[@magicbus63]

I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.

[@fordnut4914]

1972 damn times have changed.

[@dukeman7595]

This guy always makes me laugh, very talented man.

[@leolopez3088]

Lovin these uploads

[@theworstguitarever1470]

The Man

[@yankee2666]

"God is Good all the time?" Tell tht to the little boy in India who has parasites eating his eyes out, or the little girl in Africa who picks morsels out of human feces for her lunch.

[@SingleTax]

If Dean Martin had been pulled over by a cop immediately after this interview, I think it's safe to say he would not have passed the breathalyzer.

[@phaedrabacker2004]

SingleTax so.

[@SingleTax]

Just an observation. Relax.

[@SingleTax]

Heck if I know. All I know is he was snockered in this one.

[@upperdarbybill]

I read some where Dino really never drank while filming or performing. It was just an image

[@moubear32]

upperdarbybill jerry Lewis said that in an interview as well.

[@scorpio66invt]

An icon, seen him live twice in my life and my name also happens to be Rodney!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Nightdare]

...and no respect given to you either

[@scorpio66invt]

Fuck You

[@bertlambert3817]

so far...13 Lawyers viewed this.

[@TBKGOLDY]

Yes, and I upvoted the video.

[@dangc8315]

Deano sounds drunk as hell. This is from 72, my birth year. I believe the 70s and 80s were the height of comedy. Where are we today? Hell...

[@petel6625]

Where would we be without laughter? Thanks guys.

[@marc80s]

Dangerfield steals a movie (Caddyshack) from Bill Murray and Chevy Chase. Think about that.

[@andrewconrad2859]

I've always been amazed by that too. And I doubt that all his lines were even written by Rodney, and he still slayed.

[@fezzik7619]

I’ve heard Chase is a total asshole so I’m glad

[@ald1489]

Dean and Dangerfield. Wow! The Last of the Hollywood Legends.

[@glenncurley680]

So funny, they look hammered.

[@roccalumera1294]

172 dislikes? Restroom attendants one and all.

[@oluhamilton2121]

Those EYES, man.

[@harrycallahan5674]

I cant even begin to imagine what Rodney's sales pitch was back when he was selling siding.

[@joesimon2018]

He really was a vacuum cleaner salesman. And also aluminum siding

[@mikerainwater6154]

Joe Simon. I like ur i n site!

[@exavierdotnet]

One funny guy, love his movies too

[@theshow3413]

Nice work

[@omarraymundo7475]

He was the best ever !!!👍😂

[@LANGI902]

Genius

[@ellez2115]

Loved Rodney, no one made me laugh more.

[@keisreeman]

It took me a while to get Dean's joke. Amazing it got past the censors.

[@joshream7411]

No one will ever do better at one liners

[@condocord7544]

Dean is plowed - look at his rosy face, listen to how he slurs words. Plowed for shore!

[@jamesphelps1440]

Funny guy!!!

[@youdeserveit8575]

I was waiting for the part where Dean Martin cracks up!??

[@unoob2099]

is there any footage of rodney dangerfield and don rickles together? i cant find any

[@MyYTaccountName]

That’s exactly what I’ve been searching for for about an hour and can’t find anything.

[@watchman1178]

This was before Rodney really hit his prime. Still figuring it out here.

[@bleedgreen17]

Dean Martin looks like he's transforming into a werewolf.

[@kevin15776]

A drunk werewolf

[@kanegarvey3188]

kevin15776 a Weredrunk

[@johns5263]

Every video I have ever seen of dean. He was fuckkkkked up. Watch all the roast lmao

[@fabianpatrizio2865]

Politically incorrect humour :) LOVE IT

[@willis2920]

Dean was already 10 martinis deep at this point

[@yankee2666]

You're full of your own shit.

[@felixthelmocevallosmorales41]

Jacob Rodney Cohen, más conocido como Rodney Dangerfield y también como Jack Roy (22 de noviembre de 1921 - 5 de octubre de 2004), fue un comediante estadounidense, actor, artista de voz, productor, guionista, músico y autor, conocido por su autodestructivo humor de one-liners, su eslogan "¡No recibo ningún respeto!" y sus monólogos sobre ese tema.

[@drillthrallable]

Matt Helm, mailin' it in.

[@martinhightower9801]

👌👌👌👌👌

[@prellen]

🙏😇✨❤️

[@jerryeaglefeather5441]

Dean Martin was so drunk one day a Cop pulled him over, and when he breathed in the cops face the cop got drunk.

[@TheFutbol22]

Jerry Eaglefeather thats a good one!

[@disappointmentinc3522]

Thanks Chip.

[@eyehatefarcebook11]

Nice!

[@magicmike6961]

stoned off his mind

[@pauldeangelo3045]

All an act so good your convinced he's drunk

[@billlayton4267]

Man Dean was smashed!!!!

[@Jett-xz9vu]

😳 My psychiartrist 👔said, that I have a split personality,So..I paid him half, and told him to get the rest from the other guy

[@joeskis]

Didn't see Dean crack up once.

[@JoeUrbanYYC]

2:17

[@eggory]

Not a bad clip, but the title is still clickbait.

[@AriaFirouzabadi]

I don't get the birth nurse joke. Can you tell me?

[@mattsimmons298]

Dean Martin looks like he smells like an ashtray.

[@ThatOneGuyKillzz]

He said the same jokes on Johnny Carson

[@AngryRantsAndStuff]

Bwahahaha

[@mirandabutler827]

AngryRantsAndStuff

[@dougyates7218]

Cracks up twice? When?

[@JoeUrbanYYC]

At least once 2:17

[@theoakhills]

Dean drinking JB and water

[@davidbellardo9791]

Electrolux he tried to sell

[@vicmclaglen1631]

a lotta people woud suffah...

[@asmartbajan]

42 men's room attendants didn't find this funny.

[@motnosniv]

That was odd.

[@RawOne911]

I just got annoyed when people thought they were Rodney Dangerfield. They'd spit one liners constantly. It would start to aggravate me after awhile

[@brownsugar2456]

Dean drinking and smoking giving an interview. That's when men were men. Now they'll be eating Kale and drinking asparagus juice.

[@enjoylife4815]

Dean Martin never drank alcohol

[@TheHUhelps]

Umm... Yes he did.

[@davidringo1399]

that is correct...

[@marka6187]

David Ringo oh yes he did. Don't be fooled by what you heard or read.

[@Tricky205]

He drank a whole a lot.

[@drasticwillb]

Sinatra would tell jokes about Martin, but Sinatra could drink that whole pack under the table.

[@KeaneAddict]

No one beats Don Rickles though, let's be honest

[@cgrant6946]

dean martin is high

[@jonathanjeter2487]

I went to school wit this clown and he thought I was god son

[@dennisalvarado5134]

Right.

[@geegee637]

Dean Martin a classic alcoholic

[@NCFB4Life33]

Click bait

[@MyPersonalVendetta]

Dean Martin sounded and looked drunk as shit.

[@magicmike6961]

americans must be very serious people if this guy is considered funny

[@michaelbelfer1069]

Slime Shady "this guy"? You sir are what I call a first class jerkoff. Now go fuck yourself idiot

[@lilpontoon6022]

If you don't think Dangerfield is funny then you get no respect, no respect I tell ya.

[@boscopit]

That's Mike's gimmick. He trolls videos all over youtube. He must be extremely wealthy or on disability

[@Tricky205]

He’s funnier than you’ll ever be. Jackass. Go back under your rock.

[@Tricky205]

And this from a douche bag who uploads Adam Sandler videos. Adam would punch you in the mouth for a comment like that.

[@jasonchicoine4282]

Wow that was horrible