Rodney Dangerfield’s Top 10 Jokes About His Weight

00:02 “I can't lose any weight. I tried jogging, I keep running into restaurants.”
00:35 “Are you kidding. I was so fat when I got my shoes shined I had to take the guy's word for it.”
00:57 “Doctors say all kinds of exercise is great. You burn up energy, you lose calories. In fact, doctors say when a man makes love to a woman, he burns up energy, he loses 150 calories. I made love to a girl once and lost even more. I lost 150 calories, my watch and my wallet.”
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[@barcrrt850]

This man was magic! Thank you for the laughs, Rodney!

[@angelosguitarlessons7973]

Still makes me laugh out loud 🤣

[@bigdbusiness8092]

THIS WONDERFUL MAN KEPT ME HAPPY WITH HIS SKETCHES, MOVIES AND MUSIC.

[@jimroby2k]

Love that man and his quick deliveries...one of the funniest comedians ever. In a small league including Rodney, Buddy Hackett, Alan King, early Bill Cosby, Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld and ???

[@dixe.normus4103]

No Don Rickles? The disrespect

[@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733]

The GOAT

[@DeadInTheFace]

Did Rodney know that he could get shirts made to fit his neck? Haha

[@alpine1600s]

Different world.🤔 Think about it, and then look it up in your Funk & Wagnalls!

[@charliegreenthumb8384]

I Will always Love you Rodney 💙

[@bx8garageman]

So hilarious!!!

[@thedoneeye]

"My doctor is pretty upset. He just found out he got one of his patients pregnant." "He's a veterinarian."

[@dncarac]

I told him my wife has vd. He gave HIMSELF a shot of penicillen

[@nickrich56]

The doctor told me I needed to lose 10 pounds so I cut up the wife's credit cards. ... Thanks Rodney we miss you.

[@sevenwonders1717]

Hilarious! Is there a Comedian better than Rodney?

[@godsoffice5714]

Rodney's last name should've been "Minefield" a minefield full of one liners.

[@davefrommaine9822]

I've gained some weight being stuck in the damm house. This shits getting old!

[@cgrant4520]

Comedy is a dead god Thalia 🌹🌑👍 rest in the good news 💐 Okay bye

[@pplrstrange]

My brother hates Donald Trump because his wife wants a rich man not a bed wetter who watches soap operas.

[@michaelmines6365]

Wow!!! That joke is sooooo funny!!!!!NOT !!!!!!!! You should remove the letter "n" in your name. It will explain your joke perfectly!! You fucken BOZO!!! Now that is funny!! HAHAHA

[@71sc502]

does she strike oil when she wears heels?

[@pplrstrange]

@@71sc502 no, it's a authoritarian parasite type of girl

[@simonjones6604]

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