Bill Murray as Rodney Dangerfield’s Psychiatrist

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Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Күн бұрын

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@GospelGirl1Cor15
@GospelGirl1Cor15 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been to the cemetery in CA where Rodney is buried. On his tombstone it reads, “there goes the neighborhood.” 😆
@strictnonconformist7369
@strictnonconformist7369 3 жыл бұрын
I may need to drive from the Seattle area just to see such perfect silliness! Reportedly when Bob Hope was on his deathbed, his kids asked, “Where do you want to be buried?” He responded, “Surprise me!”🤣🤣🤣
@toldyouso5588
@toldyouso5588 3 жыл бұрын
Wokism killed comedy...everyone now is an offended puzzy.
@steevrawjers
@steevrawjers 3 жыл бұрын
Lollllll
@gregwilliams2764
@gregwilliams2764 3 жыл бұрын
A freaking men brob
@gregwilliams2764
@gregwilliams2764 3 жыл бұрын
@@strictnonconformist7369 Seattle blows.
@kimmacdermotroe2957
@kimmacdermotroe2957 2 жыл бұрын
The skit setting highlights how Rodney transformed his personal struggle with sadness into joy for millions. Thank you, Rodney.
@rb5519
@rb5519 2 жыл бұрын
He was a people person. 😀
@AnthonyKiedis3wm
@AnthonyKiedis3wm 7 ай бұрын
Hi I just wanted to thank you again for being so supportive and following me on my journey. I love inspiring and encouraging others. People like you help me to keep showing up! Hope you are having an amazing day!
@TheFoodieCutie
@TheFoodieCutie 3 жыл бұрын
“My doctor told me plenty of fluids and rest! I drank until I passed out!” Lol 😂 that was a good one!
@robingourde9366
@robingourde9366 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm so ugly, when I went to a proctologist for an exam. The doctor stuck his finger in my mouth". I think that's his best one. At least in the top three.
@joelellis7035
@joelellis7035 2 жыл бұрын
Something about him going to court for child custody and neither of his parents showed up! 😆😆😆
@walterrising4276
@walterrising4276 11 ай бұрын
"There was a custody fight over me and nobody showed up"
@AnthonyKiedis3wm
@AnthonyKiedis3wm 7 ай бұрын
Hi I just wanted to thank you again for being so supportive and following me on my journey. I love inspiring and encouraging others. People like you help me to keep showing up! Hope you are having an amazing day!
@BigBeardedBetsey
@BigBeardedBetsey 26 күн бұрын
You're an idiot
@shymickey6
@shymickey6 5 жыл бұрын
"They sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all." Lol!
@JusDecks
@JusDecks 4 жыл бұрын
@shymickey6 dude was dumb af lmao
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
The ringing in his ears and the busy signals are likely due to ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@donnie8032
@donnie8032 4 жыл бұрын
@@seduction2014 how's spamming those links working out for you? Lol. Nice attemt at clickbait, but you won't make it this way anyway.
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
@@donnie8032 17 is my limit ... Ha Ha count the vids wink wink oh Mickey your so shy your so shy you blow my mind. #ToniBasel #ToniBasil
@donnie8032
@donnie8032 4 жыл бұрын
@@seduction2014 your insanity isn't the least bit interesting to me. It's the internet, dude. Nothing new.
@dustinclark3390
@dustinclark3390 2 жыл бұрын
Rodney Dangerfield made it as a comic, he was so grateful he ran his own club to jump start a new generation of comics. He gave back when he made it unlike some living comedians who buy cars and steal the headliner acts away from fresh talent. True respect to the business even if he didn't get any himself.
@coreycox2345
@coreycox2345 2 жыл бұрын
I bet he actually did all along? Dustin Clark.
@TheKitchenerLeslie
@TheKitchenerLeslie 2 жыл бұрын
Rodney got respect. Don't confuse the man with his act. I met him once... it was terrifying.
@johnnytofil6187
@johnnytofil6187 2 жыл бұрын
@@coreycox2345 who?
@raygordonteacheschess5501
@raygordonteacheschess5501 Жыл бұрын
He ran the club because it made money, and everyone respected him where we lived. He actually rented his four-bedroom, rent-stabilized apartment in the 1960s when he was selling construction supplies.
@andychisarick6879
@andychisarick6879 Жыл бұрын
The best set I saw at Dangerfields included both Andrew Dice Clay doing his nursery rhymes (before they were famous) and a young Bill Hicks, plus a couple others that were cool too. But Dice & Hicks were the Funniest 15 or 20 minutes I ever saw...
@JB-ou4fu
@JB-ou4fu 5 жыл бұрын
I'm happy that Rodney had the success later in life that he did. He was truly sensational and universally loved.
@heatherdequetteville9184
@heatherdequetteville9184 3 жыл бұрын
He had the respect of his peers. That,s what mattered.
@91dodgespiritrt
@91dodgespiritrt Жыл бұрын
Not by me. He sucked.
@chrisweidner4768
@chrisweidner4768 6 жыл бұрын
"Miss Hanson, I'll take all calls." Beautiful, beautiful.
@BeckVMH
@BeckVMH 5 жыл бұрын
Ironic how Rodney made a career out of nobody giving him any respect; yet, even after all these years, he gets nothing but respect.
@s4lroachclip
@s4lroachclip 4 жыл бұрын
Not from his wives
@johnsala5330
@johnsala5330 4 жыл бұрын
If only he could tell jokes from the grave...sure he's still not getting any respect.
@johnsala5330
@johnsala5330 4 жыл бұрын
@G Sav True, very disrespectful...still getting no respect! That said, most actors and performers are doing just that, acting and performing. Most comedians or comics, it seems from interviews I've seen of them, are rarely their funny persona in "real" life.
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
And the irony of it all is that at long last ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
@@s4lroachclip Nor from his mistresses , nor even from ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@caleb7390
@caleb7390 3 жыл бұрын
Two of humanity’s greatest comedians and joke tellers in the same skit, what a time to have been alive!
@dougdouglas3696
@dougdouglas3696 3 жыл бұрын
"I went to the doctor last week, the doctor told me I was fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion. He said ok your ugly too". We love you Rodney Dangerfield. R.I.P.
@GeorgeSemel
@GeorgeSemel 5 жыл бұрын
Almost 40 years and it's still funny, made my morning already!
@jonsnipe5484
@jonsnipe5484 5 жыл бұрын
im dying over here😂😂😂
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
After your splendid morning gut-buster just ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@patbrown6020
@patbrown6020 4 жыл бұрын
Always entertaining!
@thelzatsatokeiii8087
@thelzatsatokeiii8087 4 жыл бұрын
8 minutes slow...
@Larry-vc5qv
@Larry-vc5qv 6 жыл бұрын
My wife's cooking was so bad, the flies chipped in to fix the screen door!
@atrocious_pr0xy
@atrocious_pr0xy 5 жыл бұрын
lmao! never heard that one. Rodney was a genius, man.
@janebethshimon
@janebethshimon 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, man, the outer limits of imagination. Can't stop laughing . . . how did he think up such stuff?
@janebethshimon
@janebethshimon 5 жыл бұрын
@Harvey LoganHahaha, yes!!! That one had me doubled over!! Can't remember when I've laughed so hard. Hmm, maybe when he said, "It was years before I realized there was no baby food called Alpo." Or was it, "I don't know, whenever I was playing in the sandbox, the cats kept covering me."
@JohnDoa1980
@JohnDoa1980 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Pencil0fDoom
@Pencil0fDoom 4 жыл бұрын
Literal LOL
@PIlotrcm
@PIlotrcm 6 жыл бұрын
I told my wife I was seeing a psychiatrist. She said she’s seeing a psychiatrist a bartender and two plumbers....XD
@horacemorgan8479
@horacemorgan8479 3 жыл бұрын
The best one yet!😆
@rvnmedic1968
@rvnmedic1968 3 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest Rodney clips I've seen. Love how they worked him into the characters, especially the priest.
@daveybass655
@daveybass655 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed right away, they hadn't even spoken yet. I love these two. Comedic genius.
@wilrobles5392
@wilrobles5392 6 жыл бұрын
Rodney was one of the all time greats.
@trashman1694
@trashman1694 6 жыл бұрын
He's nothing but trash.
@Lizard1984
@Lizard1984 6 жыл бұрын
Wil Robles Absolutely bril2
@jubalcalif9100
@jubalcalif9100 6 жыл бұрын
My all time favorite stand up comic ! When I was a kid in the 60s and teen in the 70s my family and I loved watching him on so many shows !
@brendathompson2288
@brendathompson2288 5 жыл бұрын
Man I really loved this guy's comedy.
@rickcompian5289
@rickcompian5289 5 жыл бұрын
@@jubalcalif9100 the same thing but it was not a good time with the girls and I have been working on the house and we can talk about it when I get home I will send you the money when I get back
@turk5832
@turk5832 5 жыл бұрын
Hands down, Dangerfield was the greatest comedian of all time! His jokes are classic and timeless! Much respect Rodney, RIP!!
@wildmercuryfilms
@wildmercuryfilms 5 жыл бұрын
He gets no respect from me
@neilt1352
@neilt1352 5 жыл бұрын
Love this guy haha
@The_Omegaman
@The_Omegaman 5 жыл бұрын
Its smart and clean. No cheap laughs. He was great.
@frankenstein8013
@frankenstein8013 3 жыл бұрын
That would probably be Don Rickles
@johnedwardcabrera4559
@johnedwardcabrera4559 3 жыл бұрын
He got no respect when he was alive. He was always saying that. 😪
@bigdeal6852
@bigdeal6852 10 ай бұрын
Rodney Dangerfield is a legend ! R.I.P. Rodney you definitely made us laugh.
@mike-b8k-j6y
@mike-b8k-j6y Ай бұрын
I love talking like him. He lived 2 towns from me on Long Island. I started imitating him in High School and still doing it at 78! lol
@baccaratfitness2360
@baccaratfitness2360 4 жыл бұрын
“I went to my doctor for a checkup. He said ‘I need a stool sample, a urine sample and a semen sample.’ So I gave him my underwear and left.”
@greasycock455
@greasycock455 3 жыл бұрын
left a sample,, in that little plastic cup. had a difficult time squishing it all inside.
@jingalls9142
@jingalls9142 3 жыл бұрын
A blood sample is also included in that lineup....for some of us.
@WCLCooke
@WCLCooke 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
@rodneyvail2908
@rodneyvail2908 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@coloredgentleman
@coloredgentleman 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 You know how old people use this at open mics like it’s their original material
@dontuno
@dontuno 3 жыл бұрын
5 minutes of comedy genius! Wish we had him in the UK but so glad we can now finally experience him via YT. Brilliant stuff.
@samuelhowie4543
@samuelhowie4543 2 жыл бұрын
You gave the world Benny Hill.
@funkster007
@funkster007 Жыл бұрын
@@samuelhowie4543 And Monty Python
@91dodgespiritrt
@91dodgespiritrt Жыл бұрын
His 5 minutes was the same self conscious neurotic jew over and over.
@kevinshaughnessy4874
@kevinshaughnessy4874 5 жыл бұрын
My psychiatrist told me that I suffer from a split personality Then he charged me $180.00 So I gave him half and told him to get the rest from the other guy
@Purrytat49
@Purrytat49 5 жыл бұрын
Love it 😍
@bowlchamps37
@bowlchamps37 5 жыл бұрын
Old but still funny.
@johnathanwade6170
@johnathanwade6170 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@elhadjiamadoujohnson4166
@elhadjiamadoujohnson4166 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 5 жыл бұрын
Dude I love this fucking comment. This is so damn hilarious
@loveistruth5713
@loveistruth5713 6 жыл бұрын
My favorite one. My wife and I decided only to smoke after sex. I haven't had a cigarette in 10 years but my wife is up to two packs a day.
@suzannenichols6900
@suzannenichols6900 6 жыл бұрын
loveistruth 5*7* LOLOL.
@danfromnorcal
@danfromnorcal 6 жыл бұрын
My wife said she wanted to have sex in the back of the car, I said oooo, and then she said she wanted me to drive!
@tonyparks9352
@tonyparks9352 6 жыл бұрын
instagram.com/p/Bm33VbvBsGu/?igshid=1dpbu561hq3wi
@jubalcalif9100
@jubalcalif9100 6 жыл бұрын
HA !! That's rich.... :-)
@Abel1120
@Abel1120 6 жыл бұрын
damn...
@chickenbeek
@chickenbeek 6 жыл бұрын
Here's some sleeping Pills. "Thanks Doc, but when should i take em?... "Whenever you wake up". ;D
@jubalcalif9100
@jubalcalif9100 6 жыл бұрын
Nyuk nyuk nyuk (as Curly would say) !! :-)
@joannabrinkley8266
@joannabrinkley8266 5 жыл бұрын
Like Fight Club riffed-do you ever feel suicidal...only in the morning
@greglemieux9809
@greglemieux9809 5 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite one 😂😂😂
@frankrichards3089
@frankrichards3089 5 жыл бұрын
lmao. Classic
@user_mac0153
@user_mac0153 5 жыл бұрын
When I was young my parents even took took me to see a child psychiatrist. The kid was no help either.
@tammykumdumpster407
@tammykumdumpster407 4 жыл бұрын
There are more great jokes in this one sketch than an entire episode of SNL in 2020
@BAMCusafB17
@BAMCusafB17 3 жыл бұрын
I'd say most of the season! Saw him once live..like a machine gun rattling off jokes so fast! Heards gasps after 5 minuites, people where choking all around me from laughing so hard & outta breath!
@jimarcher5255
@jimarcher5255 Жыл бұрын
It’s 2023 and SNL still sucks
@anonygent
@anonygent Жыл бұрын
Or 2010 or 2000 or 1990.
@GoodNewsJim
@GoodNewsJim 10 ай бұрын
As Robschnider would aay hate fest... Look West to Klauss Schwab
@robertslimm9319
@robertslimm9319 8 ай бұрын
They don't get any respect.
@lightblueeyedgirl1442
@lightblueeyedgirl1442 4 жыл бұрын
Rodney was THE best. There will never be another like him.
@jasonlewis460
@jasonlewis460 3 жыл бұрын
100 years later.. Yup still.. One in a Zillion
@Transform140
@Transform140 3 жыл бұрын
Agree!
@robertcollinsworth2636
@robertcollinsworth2636 2 жыл бұрын
@@Transform140 0]】]p
@Ojb_1959
@Ojb_1959 5 жыл бұрын
There’s two kind of comedians. One says funny things & the other says things funny. Rodney is both👌
@sliderdrago8189
@sliderdrago8189 5 жыл бұрын
There should be one kind of you. The one that doesnt say anything.
@ChozCunningham
@ChozCunningham 4 жыл бұрын
@@sliderdrago8189 or at least gets the joke right
@cmilne5160
@cmilne5160 8 ай бұрын
I love the comparison. Well played, my friend.
@RedcoatsReturn
@RedcoatsReturn 6 жыл бұрын
I love Rodney Dangerfield, he was funny when he just walked into a room!
@hixidom2274
@hixidom2274 4 жыл бұрын
One time he walked into a bar. You shoulda seen the lump on his head, the size of a golf ball. He had to yell "FORE" every time he left the house.
@catesbilly5485
@catesbilly5485 6 жыл бұрын
Rodney once said that he got no respect as when he told his landlady that he wanted to live in a more expensive apartment so she raised his rent! Classic Rodney with a first-class delivery of laughter!
@leonards.9112
@leonards.9112 4 жыл бұрын
Now, that is a classic!
@davidp.5598
@davidp.5598 4 жыл бұрын
This guy could make me laugh without saying a word. As soon as he straighten out his tie and rolled his head, I would start laughing. Because I knew he was about to say something funny!.
@homerpyle721
@homerpyle721 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Rodney for all of the entertainment,,,timeless and classic,,,,it never gets old. May you live forever in our hearts and in re-runs so we can always be close to you.
@JayDogTitan-he6wo
@JayDogTitan-he6wo 5 жыл бұрын
Watching these clips of Rodney Dangerfield in the morning really helps my day, I just think about all the jokes I heard and it keeps me in a good mood, They'll never be another one like him, NEVER!
@ongphong5933
@ongphong5933 5 жыл бұрын
Don Rickle, Foster Brooks and this man are my to 3.
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
Stay away from [ ] at dawn because ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@watcher1258
@watcher1258 3 жыл бұрын
Got stopped one time because l was laughing loudly. When I told them I was listening to Rondey Dangerfield they let me go :)
@Transform140
@Transform140 3 жыл бұрын
Agree!
@knowthycell
@knowthycell 2 жыл бұрын
Rodney, Mitch Hedberg and Norm
@bwdrums1
@bwdrums1 6 жыл бұрын
"You'll be drinkin' early today...." was always one of me and my knucklehead friends favorite things to say to each other back in the 80's.....lol.....I miss those days.....
@mmjhcb
@mmjhcb 6 жыл бұрын
Compare this to today's crap. Every line of this sketch was carefully and brilliantly crafted. The laughs never let up. That's comedy.
@nickm4974
@nickm4974 6 жыл бұрын
RMPsumma now you can't even mention things without Trigger8jng people
@mmjhcb
@mmjhcb 6 жыл бұрын
Nick vlogs We're in the "Twilight Zone."
@atrocious_pr0xy
@atrocious_pr0xy 5 жыл бұрын
yeah, even the fact that Rodney had somehow switched seats with Bill and didn't miss a beat in his story. subtle way of showing Rodney not flinching, cuz he's had it rough his whole life and don't even notice the lack of respect.
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
Dedication to one's craft not only pays dividends , but ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
@@nickm4974 Hairtrigger , reactionary douchbags need not ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@mrkeogh
@mrkeogh Жыл бұрын
The drum is just perfect 😄
@robertburnett5561
@robertburnett5561 4 жыл бұрын
" I was a ugly baby. When I was born the doctor slapped my mother "
@marklennox2151
@marklennox2151 4 жыл бұрын
" I was born so ugly the doctor looked at me and then the afterbirth and said "twins!" " - Joan Rivers
@xmo552
@xmo552 4 жыл бұрын
@@marklennox2151 Eww. I had to look up that word. But it was great 😂. Ironically I just watched Spaceballs with her as the robot.
@skibusch1
@skibusch1 4 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard at this had to go change my depends!
@MrBenbaruch
@MrBenbaruch 4 жыл бұрын
Robert Burnett I was so ugly when I was born the doctor didn’t know which end to slap.
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
Homely facial features and ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@TheWs235
@TheWs235 6 жыл бұрын
This world is a poorer, sadder place without Rodney.
@ricklewis8322
@ricklewis8322 6 жыл бұрын
Yes it is. My favorite Rodney Dangerfield joke was I don't get no respect, my wife put superglue in my Preparation H !
@mightymouse9929
@mightymouse9929 5 жыл бұрын
That's for sure. I miss the guy. :(
@nicetna2010
@nicetna2010 4 жыл бұрын
I think we're better for having had him. Imagine if we hadn't had the pleasure of his wit, personality and comedy. Rodney was definitely one of the best comedians of all time.
@misplacednewyawker
@misplacednewyawker 4 жыл бұрын
We are a worse place because of the GOP .
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
She is anxiously awaiting his second coming ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@jeffprice7474
@jeffprice7474 5 жыл бұрын
nothing but respect for Mr. Dangerfield
@JayDogTitan-he6wo
@JayDogTitan-he6wo 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Price, Nothing but respect indeed, Excellent post.
@SineN0mine3
@SineN0mine3 8 ай бұрын
Really? I heard he gets no respect at all...
@SineN0mine3
@SineN0mine3 8 ай бұрын
🥁🥁
@robertm8780
@robertm8780 6 жыл бұрын
I liked:"My father had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me."
@nursejoy25
@nursejoy25 5 жыл бұрын
@@jubalcalif9100 shut up
@jubalcalif9100
@jubalcalif9100 5 жыл бұрын
@@nursejoy25 Why don't you grow up. We're not on the playground anymore. Try to be an adult and realize this is an open forum. If you don't like someone's post, just ignore it. There's no need for childish exchanges.
@dirkvantroyen9170
@dirkvantroyen9170 5 жыл бұрын
@@jubalcalif9100 Why didn't you ignore hers then?
@jubalcalif9100
@jubalcalif9100 5 жыл бұрын
@@dirkvantroyen9170 Because I still have a right to share my opinion & have a right to respond to insults & infantile behavoir.
@dirkvantroyen9170
@dirkvantroyen9170 5 жыл бұрын
@@jubalcalif9100 But you said "If you don't like someone's post, just ignore it"
@michaelg.golden7327
@michaelg.golden7327 Жыл бұрын
Great lines. First line "I'll take all calls." Always very quick with his lines one good one after another.
@iammymosthighestadventure5282
@iammymosthighestadventure5282 2 жыл бұрын
You guys better enjoy these historic clips we will never know of great actors like this ever again.
@muddhammer7834
@muddhammer7834 5 жыл бұрын
All of tou made my day reading these comments. Thanks, Rodney lives through his fans!
@wolfm8097
@wolfm8097 5 жыл бұрын
"...-Im not even a Catholic" "I'm not even a priest!" Wife complains I'm shaking the bed from holding in the laughter right now, 😂
@dalegribble5661
@dalegribble5661 5 жыл бұрын
RIGHT!!! Mine too!!!
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
Keep your wife away from the garden ~ it's rife with ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@anondalorian3719
@anondalorian3719 6 жыл бұрын
How does this video not have 100 Billion views?
@mark8716
@mark8716 5 жыл бұрын
@David Fahey I bet you're a Dane Cook fan
@emansnas
@emansnas 4 жыл бұрын
100 Billion!!! There's only around 7 Billion peeps on the planet, and half those are David Fahey!
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
There is only one possibility ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
@@mark8716 And I'm even willing to bet that this dense creature hasn't ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
@@emansnas Otherworldly entities are monitoring human social media ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@josephdonnelly3169
@josephdonnelly3169 4 жыл бұрын
“My girlfriend called and said come over, there’s nobody here; I went over and there was nobody there”...
@Bigger-Than-Jesus
@Bigger-Than-Jesus 4 жыл бұрын
I tell ya... its tough out there.. i tell ya
@KendrickHarrisKenfinity
@KendrickHarrisKenfinity 3 жыл бұрын
One of my disrespectful but unforgettable favorites!
@leeleeturn
@leeleeturn 3 жыл бұрын
This was so funny and adorable! I'm going to start watching these old comedians now when I need a pick me up!
@alanw505
@alanw505 5 жыл бұрын
"My wife, she's the worst cook in the world. We're the only family that prays after we eat. We have the only dog who begs for Alka-Seltzer".
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
Keep your wife away from the garden at dawn because ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@matthew5081
@matthew5081 9 ай бұрын
My wife…are you kidding …she’s a horrible cook. She times her meals by the smoke alarm …… I never knew toast had bones …. Thank you, Rodney …you made millions laugh
@thebudkellyfiles
@thebudkellyfiles 6 жыл бұрын
The King. The Elvis of Comedy. Goodnight, Rodney, wherever you are.
@19speed57
@19speed57 6 жыл бұрын
Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are... Jimmy Durante
@robertjacksonjr6705
@robertjacksonjr6705 4 жыл бұрын
Godspeed Mr Dangerfield with all the love and respect in the world . You are truly missed .
@alphabeets
@alphabeets 6 жыл бұрын
My wife’s cooking is so bad. In my family we say a prayer AFTER we eat.
@tonyparks9352
@tonyparks9352 6 жыл бұрын
instagram.com/p/Bm33VbvBsGu/?igshid=1dpbu561hq3wi
@VigilanteVegan
@VigilanteVegan 6 жыл бұрын
Whoa... I just realized Rodney used that line in Natural Born Killers.
@kennybluet5527
@kennybluet5527 6 жыл бұрын
alphabeets my wife's a terrible cook.Who ever heard of toast having bones?
@RawUndergroundMusic
@RawUndergroundMusic 6 жыл бұрын
My doctor told me to drink plenty of liquids and get some rest, I drank till I passed out!
@donc9751
@donc9751 5 жыл бұрын
When he was born he was so ugly the doctor slapped his mother! When he was a kid his dad had to tie a piece of meat as round his neck just to get the family dog to play with him!
@alethealenning3809
@alethealenning3809 4 жыл бұрын
Awe, I so do miss this. Rodney Dangerfield is a dying breed with a beautiful talent. Other comedians of today just can’t replace him. He is priceless.
@AnthonyKiedis3wm
@AnthonyKiedis3wm 7 ай бұрын
Hi I just wanted to thank you again for being so supportive and following me on my journey. I love inspiring and encouraging others. People like you help me to keep showing up! Hope you are having an amazing day!
@MC-xw6vm
@MC-xw6vm 4 жыл бұрын
“When I was a kid my father took me to the zoo, they said thanks for returning him!” Rodney was the best...Respect 😎
@dznutz7612
@dznutz7612 6 жыл бұрын
I met a girl once. She was great. Beautiful. I left her for my wife and kids hahaha
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
On the f lip side of that scenario is ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
@WHATEVER'S CLEVER The course of history and the detour sign ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@ppumpkin3282
@ppumpkin3282 5 жыл бұрын
"you know Mr. Dangerfield, you're suffering because no one gives you any........ positive reinforcement."
@markfryer9880
@markfryer9880 6 жыл бұрын
They could have turned this sketch into a mini series there are so many ideas flowing through
@mushroomhead3619
@mushroomhead3619 5 жыл бұрын
Like Signourney Weaver in an orange revealing dress possessed by Sumerian demons.
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
The cool thing about the miniseries idea is that ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
@@mushroomhead3619 Ancient Eleganz and a touch of Babylonian ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@flyingraijin6751
@flyingraijin6751 4 жыл бұрын
I knew this was going to be amazing before I watched and it STILL passed my expectations. What legends!
@svendbosanvovski4241
@svendbosanvovski4241 2 жыл бұрын
This is my dream pairing: Bill and Rodney. Straight face humour. The gimmer they look, the funnier it is.
@Puschit1
@Puschit1 2 жыл бұрын
Now add Leslie Nielsen as a guest and it's perfect
@fredflintstone1485
@fredflintstone1485 6 жыл бұрын
"Do you still have the ringing in your ears" ? - "I'm even getting busy signals now" ! :)
@thebacons5943
@thebacons5943 6 жыл бұрын
Only guy who could force Murray to play the straight man
@maddymud
@maddymud 6 жыл бұрын
With Rodney’s one liners you just stay outta the way
@jubalcalif9100
@jubalcalif9100 6 жыл бұрын
As I do when I take off my hat, you make a good point ! THANKS for your comment ! :-)
@solank7620
@solank7620 6 жыл бұрын
The Bacons Brilliant insight!
@tolfan4438
@tolfan4438 6 жыл бұрын
One of the most correct comments I've ever seen on KZbin
@richardcoker6329
@richardcoker6329 6 жыл бұрын
Procalharram
@monstermousse3837
@monstermousse3837 5 жыл бұрын
"I have a cold." "Don't worry, you won't have it tomorrow."
@nicetna2010
@nicetna2010 4 жыл бұрын
This is pure comedy gold. Ten seconds in and I'm already laughing!
@Papa-tn3vn
@Papa-tn3vn 3 жыл бұрын
"My daughter failed her driving test again...she just can't get used to the front seat" hahahahahahah
@reddmendoza6765
@reddmendoza6765 3 жыл бұрын
Best profile pic in history!!👍👍
@reddmendoza6765
@reddmendoza6765 3 жыл бұрын
He shore has a purdy mouth..... 🤣🤣🤣
@Papa-tn3vn
@Papa-tn3vn 3 жыл бұрын
@@reddmendoza6765 It’s funny you mention that, we had a pilot in the F/A-18 squadron I served in and his surname was “Purdy” and while they were thinking of a call sign for him, that immediately popped up into one of his brothers minds “he got a real Purdy mouth” so “mouth” became Lieutenant Purdys call sign, and he hated it, but the more you hate it the more it sticks!
@Warribo
@Warribo 6 жыл бұрын
"Here's some sleeping pills" "When should I take them?" "Whenever you wake up"
@DanielSan1776
@DanielSan1776 6 жыл бұрын
“You have about 10 minutes son But I’m usually about 8 minutes slow” LoL
@wideawake7071
@wideawake7071 6 жыл бұрын
There was a custody battle for me an noone showed up .. lmao!! I loved this guy growing up an the laughter he caused still lives on as infectious now as then.. RIP Rodney, love and RESPECT to you always..
@evolati12
@evolati12 4 жыл бұрын
If we could only have Dangerfield, Carlin, and Pryor back for just a little while this world would shake from all the laughter!
@dehoedisc7247
@dehoedisc7247 3 жыл бұрын
Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, or did you not notice.
@rryanreid
@rryanreid 3 жыл бұрын
And Farley
@beyeringly
@beyeringly 3 жыл бұрын
Rickles
@Hugh_Morris
@Hugh_Morris 2 жыл бұрын
@@beyeringly Dangerfield, Carlin, Pryor and Rickles. Thats the gold standard of comedy imo, all completely different styles too.
@jeremykraenzlein5975
@jeremykraenzlein5975 2 жыл бұрын
No Dangerfield, but if you want Carlin and Pryor back, you can find the next best thing by searching KZbin for the video "ERB: George Carlin vs. Richard Pryor"
@angrysilence1234....
@angrysilence1234.... 9 ай бұрын
2 great comedians!! Thank you!! 👍😁
@o-o6355
@o-o6355 5 жыл бұрын
I was 4 when this came out. And I still can appreciate the genius in dangerfields comedy 40 years later
@MrEsMysteriesMagicks
@MrEsMysteriesMagicks 5 жыл бұрын
"My doctor told me to take plenty of fluids and get a lot of rest. I drank until I passed out."
@alskeno9918
@alskeno9918 5 жыл бұрын
Said at every AA meeting
@michaelobadia5174
@michaelobadia5174 4 жыл бұрын
@@alskeno9918 00
@robertbishop5357
@robertbishop5357 4 жыл бұрын
Priceless.
@elvicare35
@elvicare35 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@greasycock455
@greasycock455 3 жыл бұрын
true
@frankmont2570
@frankmont2570 5 жыл бұрын
My parents got divorced they had to go thru a custody battle for me,but nobody showed up.
@Purrytat49
@Purrytat49 5 жыл бұрын
Both didn’t deserve you, not easy but hey you here.
@LEGOpachinko
@LEGOpachinko 5 жыл бұрын
@@Purrytat49 ???
@tasmaniandevil7610
@tasmaniandevil7610 5 жыл бұрын
The police had to force my parents to take me home .
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
The reason may have been ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
@@Purrytat49 Perhaps neither of them even ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@eclecticx
@eclecticx 3 ай бұрын
There has never been and there will never be a funnier person than Rodney Dangerfield. Neither will there ever be a comedian with a bigger heart. I loved that man and miss him greatly.
@HeatleyBros
@HeatleyBros 2 жыл бұрын
“I want you to take these sleeping pills” “Ok when should I take em?” “Whenever you wake up”😂👏👏
@RoughJustice2k18
@RoughJustice2k18 6 жыл бұрын
Rodney Dangerfield and Bill Murray is like Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. Classic duo. Much respect. A tribute to a comedy legend.
@jubalcalif9100
@jubalcalif9100 6 жыл бұрын
Well said and well put !! :-)
@leh3827
@leh3827 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe, but I can't put them in the same catagory as R and B.
@briantaylor858
@briantaylor858 Жыл бұрын
I don't get no respect = I get respect.
@willschoenhardt7972
@willschoenhardt7972 6 жыл бұрын
"I had an uncle that was sent to the electric chair....he asked me to sit on his lap!"
@pantera29palms
@pantera29palms 5 жыл бұрын
Dangerfield never gets old...
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
If Dangerfield got old , those who are bold may attempt to ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@Ddcfus4gs
@Ddcfus4gs 4 жыл бұрын
How could anyone thumbs down rodney dangerfield!?
@MariaRodriguez-lv5gx
@MariaRodriguez-lv5gx 2 жыл бұрын
Rodney was the funniest guy ever. I don't care how many times I watch the same clip I still fall out laughing. Unbelievable talent.
@AnthonyKiedis3wm
@AnthonyKiedis3wm 7 ай бұрын
Hi I just wanted to thank you again for being so supportive and following me on my journey. I love inspiring and encouraging others. People like you help me to keep showing up! Hope you are having an amazing day!
@RyanInLA
@RyanInLA 6 жыл бұрын
"I have a cold." "Don't worry, you won't have it tomorrow." My favorite joke
@tinytanks
@tinytanks 6 жыл бұрын
wow, was thinking this was SNL, but it was way too good to be SNL back then. bill murray at his finest, at the same level as the first Ghostbusters.
@MAVERIC1028
@MAVERIC1028 5 жыл бұрын
What was it ,if it wasn't SNL?
@louiscypher4186
@louiscypher4186 5 жыл бұрын
@@MAVERIC1028 In this sketch from his 1982 TV special, “It’s Not Easy Bein’ Me”,
@MAVERIC1028
@MAVERIC1028 5 жыл бұрын
@@louiscypher4186 TY
@jimmysternbergh2480
@jimmysternbergh2480 5 жыл бұрын
SNL has only gotten worse over the years
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
And the Ghostbusters' ectoplasm samples ended up in ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@lukeguyer7478
@lukeguyer7478 5 жыл бұрын
“My uncle got a job and as yodeler, he forgot the lyrics.”
@ongphong5933
@ongphong5933 5 жыл бұрын
"hey you" lol
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
But what about the melody that was unrelated to the ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@sukhmaidickoff
@sukhmaidickoff 4 жыл бұрын
@@seduction2014 Spammers all end up in hell fucktard
@peanutbutter3543
@peanutbutter3543 3 жыл бұрын
Thats cute
@Wally-x8c
@Wally-x8c 11 ай бұрын
Two of our funniest! Love them, both!
@RoeserFan1
@RoeserFan1 3 жыл бұрын
All it ever took for me was to look at Rodney's face before I started laughing. Then his voice and his lines sent me to the ground. To me he was just fall down funny.
@AnthonyKiedis3wm
@AnthonyKiedis3wm 7 ай бұрын
Hi I just wanted to thank you again for being so supportive and following me on my journey. I love inspiring and encouraging others. People like you help me to keep showing up! Hope you are having an amazing day!
@cirewillen243
@cirewillen243 5 жыл бұрын
Love this channel. My favorite line of all time goes "we just got a new dog-- we call him Egypt. In every room he leaves a pyramid!" :D :D
@ivanolsen8596
@ivanolsen8596 4 жыл бұрын
We had a dog we called Engineer, every time he got kicked he made a bolt for the door.
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
At at the very bottom of the pyramid is ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
@@ivanolsen8596 And when he really became unhinged ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@melissaB.1978
@melissaB.1978 6 жыл бұрын
Rodney Dangerfield is/was one of the most Underrated Comedians Ever !!
@AnthonyKiedis3wm
@AnthonyKiedis3wm 7 ай бұрын
Hi I just wanted to thank you again for being so supportive and following me on my journey. I love inspiring and encouraging others. People like you help me to keep showing up! Hope you are having an amazing day!
@bobmartin7068
@bobmartin7068 6 жыл бұрын
Rodney Dangerfield one of the truly great comics, could keep you laughing for an hour straight, and didnt need notes or profanity, not once did I ever hear him use the F bomb in a joke, saw him in Vegas in 80s.
@josephgaviota
@josephgaviota 5 жыл бұрын
Super Jealous. I'll bet that was a _fun_ act to see in Vegas :-)
@CA-lf7jt
@CA-lf7jt 19 күн бұрын
What a gem. They say he never was “not” that guy- always cracking jokes non stop no matter where or when or w whom. I grew up on this guy now he’s gone my parents too. I thank them for introducing me to comedy and partially Rodney, Prior, Carlin and Bill here!
@michaelbest7872
@michaelbest7872 4 жыл бұрын
Rodney's unique comedy was spot on, about life!
@kevinfromcali7062
@kevinfromcali7062 5 жыл бұрын
I once met Rodney Dangerfield in person I bumped into him in a hotel steam room we talked for a while and as I left I turned to Rodney and I said hey don't stay in here too long Rodney replied no sweat ha.
@Sailorjerry46
@Sailorjerry46 5 жыл бұрын
kevin g. You’re pretty fortunate. Amazing
@nursejoy25
@nursejoy25 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you did
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
Those one-liners always in his quiver and ready to be deployed ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@justrelaxing2721
@justrelaxing2721 6 жыл бұрын
Never saw this, thanks for posting, loved Rodney!!! And Bill Murray is awesome 👏. What a gem of a clip!! RIP Rodney,,,, RESPECT!!
@cheetyliciousmeowmeow1085
@cheetyliciousmeowmeow1085 6 жыл бұрын
the governor called...he wants to meet your sister.
@AnthonyKiedis3wm
@AnthonyKiedis3wm 7 ай бұрын
Hi I just wanted to thank you again for being so supportive and following me on my journey. I love inspiring and encouraging others. People like you help me to keep showing up! Hope you are having an amazing day!
@mike-b8k-j6y
@mike-b8k-j6y 8 ай бұрын
My favorite comic. Rodney leave 2 towns over from me on Long Island. I've done Rodney routines for private gatherings. I've been imitating him since high school and at 78yo I still talk like him. I live in Texas now and the people seem to like my act. LOL. I DO GET SOME LAUGHS SHOWING ME SOME RESPECT !
@timapple9157
@timapple9157 Ай бұрын
' A friend of mine went to the Doctor, he gave him 6 months to live. He couldn't pay the bill so the Doc gave him another 6 months to live.
@mike-b8k-j6y
@mike-b8k-j6y Ай бұрын
@@timapple9157 When I was a kid my bathtub toys were a radio and a toaster.
@mike-b8k-j6y
@mike-b8k-j6y Ай бұрын
When I was born the nurse smacked me to cry and the doctor knocked out my mother.
@John-d8v4b
@John-d8v4b Ай бұрын
One of the greatest one liners ever. Always guaranteed a laugh. And bill Murray is also a classic.
@KutWrite
@KutWrite 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites: "I was so ugly, when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother."
@Brooklyn3955
@Brooklyn3955 6 жыл бұрын
Love it! My favorite Rodney joke that I pick my spots with is when someone asks how my wife is doing? "She gives good headache." LOLOLOLOL!
@AnthonyKiedis3wm
@AnthonyKiedis3wm 7 ай бұрын
Hi I just wanted to thank you again for being so supportive and following me on my journey. I love inspiring and encouraging others. People like you help me to keep showing up! Hope you are having an amazing day!
@suzannenichols6900
@suzannenichols6900 6 жыл бұрын
Ah the days when humor was actually FUNNY. I never saw these two together before. Like dessert after dinner. Thanks. I needed this. 💖
@cheri238
@cheri238 2 жыл бұрын
THIS JUST TOPPED OFF MY NIGHT. THIS SHOWS UP TO MAKE ME SMILE. My darling Rodney Dangerfield and Bill Murray. I HAD THE HONOR OF MEETING RODNEY MANY TIMES. HE WAS SO FUNNY, Generous Man he was to many people. A KIND HEART. RIP dear one. Love you forever 💓 ❤️
@RosettisRevenge
@RosettisRevenge 3 жыл бұрын
His “heaviness” insight is spot on.
@pantera6343
@pantera6343 5 жыл бұрын
This is a very old Cliché , But I’m 110% positive there will never ever be another Rodney dangerfield
@AnthonyKiedis3wm
@AnthonyKiedis3wm 7 ай бұрын
Hi I just wanted to thank you again for being so supportive and following me on my journey. I love inspiring and encouraging others. People like you help me to keep showing up! Hope you are having an amazing day!
@edkeaton1085
@edkeaton1085 6 жыл бұрын
These two should've done more films together. I have enjoyed them both in "Caddyshack" (1980). They practically stole that movie. 😎⛳
@heatherdequetteville9184
@heatherdequetteville9184 3 жыл бұрын
True! Brilliant together.
@alancoe1002
@alancoe1002 3 жыл бұрын
They WERE that movie.
@nicholaslatsaras3634
@nicholaslatsaras3634 5 жыл бұрын
Me & Rodney have in common, we get no respect. The other day I was telling my son about the birds & the bees & he told me about my wife & the butcher.
@seduction2014
@seduction2014 4 жыл бұрын
Tell me more about the butcher and also ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4KnYX-Qfd5kgKc
@fewerbeansplease
@fewerbeansplease 3 жыл бұрын
My wife likes to talk to me during sex: like last night she phoned me up from the Starlite Motel. No respect...
@moonsmouth
@moonsmouth 3 жыл бұрын
"They sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all." 😂😂
@MichaelSmith420fu
@MichaelSmith420fu 2 жыл бұрын
F****** golden. "The doctor told me to drink plenty of liquids and get a lot of rest. I drank until I passed out "
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