It’s funny because in the Dorn Primarch novel the entire point of the book is showing that Dorn was chosen as Praetorian because he’s the only Primarch who will follow orders to the letter and without hesitation. Everyone else will interpret things or stray in some way except him. He’s unflinchingly loyal.
@macewindu3492Ай бұрын
He's autistic
@migarsormrapophis2755Ай бұрын
No, I'm pretty sure it was because he builds everything in gold, and the Emperor vibes with that.
@parthrabadiya481614 күн бұрын
@@migarsormrapophis2755may man emperor of mankind bless us again with tts soon
@TheBloggingJedi2 ай бұрын
we all know that peter turbo is drinking pepsi out of spite
@Peter_Turbo4Ай бұрын
I actually prefer Root Beer. But Yes.
@bozo6049Ай бұрын
*Sprite
@TheBloggingJediАй бұрын
@@Peter_Turbo4 oh perty u silly goose,
@theone-tg4eyАй бұрын
this
@gasalpha8792 ай бұрын
As an Iron warrior I agree no one hates perturabo more than us.
@Jacobp-li9fiАй бұрын
Hatred is for the weak
@NameName2.0Ай бұрын
I think Peter Turbo probably hates himself, and the Iron Warriors more than they hate him
@Jacobp-li9fiАй бұрын
@@NameName2.0 true
@jamesgilman5438Ай бұрын
Don’t speak ill of the GOATarabo, lest ya wish to be the weakest link on this iron chain!
@Jacobp-li9fiАй бұрын
@jamesgilman5438 Iron does not bend it breaks and the legion and primarch broke
@StannyboyyyyyyАй бұрын
The worst part is he’s being 100% truthful. He’s not lying, and that’s even worse
@GatoSacro13 күн бұрын
The best part! Haha
@bozo6049Ай бұрын
I am fortifying this comment section
@theone-tg4eyАй бұрын
Based
@tylerian4648Ай бұрын
🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱
@ArachD206Ай бұрын
The best offense is a good defense.
@joshuanivenАй бұрын
@@ArachD206 That's not even how it goes!
@ArcaneMaiden28 күн бұрын
🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱
@jamesheinze4202Ай бұрын
10,000 years of service, and dad still won't let me have a Pepsi...
@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrandoАй бұрын
The Emperor himself made sure pepsi would never be drank by his loyal servants, unfortunately *loyal* servants
@rogerarmy8659Ай бұрын
GW: rogal dorn does not have mutton chops and a moustache! Fans: draws mustache on rogal regardless
@rain321q2 ай бұрын
Damn, Dorn is fucking ice spice errr. i mean ice fucking cold, yeah... That.
@JohnDoe-oj5iyАй бұрын
The lack of a rebuttal hurt, it was too real. 3rd Edition Black Templar player, Dorn 4 lyfe. But Peter Turbo has my sympathies. I just... sorry for your loss.
@deep1umbraАй бұрын
Daaaaaaaaamn Rogal. Way to bring the hammer down. I love these two goobers so much! ❤
@GoldenblitzerАй бұрын
Peter Turbo didn’t have to be done like that
@klaasvaak48032 ай бұрын
IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT
@herbertgearing17022 ай бұрын
Purty - nice to meet you my sons I think you will find my leadership style is a little on the harsh side of strict, but on the plus side for 10% of you that isn't going to be a problem for long.
@Sourlad2 ай бұрын
Damn
@fatherkebaby28 күн бұрын
A man so bitter coffee bean run for light
@patrikmansuriАй бұрын
This is the funniest thing I have ever watched on this site
@kirbi86222 ай бұрын
I BELIEVE IN IRON WARRIORS SUPREMACY
@boomershooter4142 ай бұрын
Dorn was pushed too far
@BIGBOSS-bu1jtАй бұрын
his usual calm was compromised he was something beyond furious
@user-jj7ct7yd3sАй бұрын
If only Dorn and Perturabo got along. For Dorn ✊
@GabrielAugustomisterkakuna17 күн бұрын
If only perty got along with anyone
@abdulabochamh9839Ай бұрын
PERTY JUS LIKE ME FRRR
@user-ns7jt3mf2q2 ай бұрын
Perturabo's new tantrum was not long in coming. This time it would be especially sadenly
@conan2096Ай бұрын
as an iron warrior fan, pepsi is indeed better than coke lol
@diobrandocinematicuniverse4450Ай бұрын
Magnus and Perty were tight
@conan2096Ай бұрын
and then his dad asked him to build the best audience chamber he could...HIS DAD ASKED HIM TO BUILD SOMETHING!!! then his dad used it to humiliate and censure his best friend. angron figured it out pretty early, but this is when perturabo realised the emperor is a cunt lol.
@MalcioАй бұрын
Thats Why I like Yellow Dorn
@Danuke708Ай бұрын
Magic Pain Glove
@curtisthornsberry4236Ай бұрын
Am I allowed to love both legions?
@StannyboyyyyyyАй бұрын
Yea
@rogerarmy8659Ай бұрын
No
@TheRealShangajac21 күн бұрын
Maybe
@ChaplainPhantasmАй бұрын
Wow, Rogal. Way to bring down the hammer.
@Joseph-mw2rl17 күн бұрын
To be honest, if the emperor choose peter turbo as praetorian, dorn wouldn't mind cause he isn't childish, perturabo would stay loyal and the traitors would lose their greatest asset
@rebelkommando61662 ай бұрын
Completely deserved ngl.
@puffypilot2023 күн бұрын
nice video👍
@Aaron-kr6grАй бұрын
Lore accurate
@triples2745Ай бұрын
Imperial Fists Fans: Your Primarch is a man child! Iron Warriors Fans: Your Primarch is f**king dead!
@tellurius4951Ай бұрын
Fists: at least he loved us
@triples2745Ай бұрын
@@tellurius4951 Iron Warriors: No wonder you Fists are so weak, he coddles you so much!
@tellurius4951Ай бұрын
@triples2745 Fists: hey, iron lоsеr, your primarch is so fаt he makes Nurgle look like a supermodel
@triples2745Ай бұрын
Iron Warriors: Hey Simperial Fists, I can’t understand a word you’re saying over the sounds of you dying in the Iron Cage and Hydra Cordatus!
@aerfwefd7334Ай бұрын
@@tellurius4951 DIstant *OOoooooooooooooh*
@bgcvetanАй бұрын
Hug? Is that a new stc?
@Weebash14886Ай бұрын
Everybody hates on perty, but everybody crawl to him when shits need to be done. He caried the siege of Terra for a reason.
@thepurplebandit385914 күн бұрын
Purely because the other chaos warbands were incompetent
@Weebash1488614 күн бұрын
@@thepurplebandit3859 yeah, and that's why it's even more impressive. Imagine being a menace for Holly terra despite your brothers being incompetent warp addict junkies. Imagine being this effective with a bunch of inefficient idiots
@ZookedLabzАй бұрын
Iron Within Iron Without
@DaniG._.German8 күн бұрын
Hello Peter Turbo
@sushimonster21__9023 күн бұрын
Nice video 👍
@wp_5324Ай бұрын
meet the primarchs instead of meet the grahams
@FrostSoul-qs6kqАй бұрын
Pepsi ... Of course he has trash tastes
@ZookedLabz2 ай бұрын
Iron Cage
@aeronlangheim3462Ай бұрын
Tallarn.
@ZookedLabzАй бұрын
@@aeronlangheim3462 Hydra Cordatus
@ThePaeppaАй бұрын
Hydra Cordatus - Less than a hundred Imperial Fists stalled your bum legion for 3 months. You're that useless Everything relating to Fulgrim - The Iron Lobotomites helped turn a sexual predator into a super sexual predator(They were manipulated like the under-developed children they are) Tallarn - Tallarn wasn't even a regiment at the time. They were barely a PDF. You still managed to lose to them and their elf friends. Actually pathetic Battle of Phall - Alexis Pulux beats the shit out of the entire IW legion in void combat, only sparing Peter Turbo's life because Daddy Dorn called him back to Terra(The Phalanx was sadly not present for this battle. If it was, I don't doubt Peter Turbo would be dead already) Siege of Terra - Perturabo squanders the resources of almost ten entire traitor legions, a super weapon from DAOT, all the forces of literal hell and the entire military industrial complex of Mars against three legions with next to no war machines. Keeps losing time and time again with his only victories being so costly and slow that they may as well not be victories. In the end fails so bad that Horus has to make a power play and attempt to bait the Emperor into a death trap. Runs away when he realizes all that time Lorgar(The true heretic MVP for bogging down all the loyalist reinforcements so long) bought him has been wasted Iron Cage - Rogal Dorn purposefully leads a suicide attempt against Perturabo. Perturabo can't even kill Dorn when Dorn is trying to kill himself. Guilliman makes him run away when he comes to save Dorn(Dorn is someone people love enough to want to save him, unlike Pedro Turd) Your entire legions coolest character - Barnabas Dantioch - is only cool because he's an Imperial Fist in disguise among IW mouthbreathers
@manwithgun9768Ай бұрын
@@ZookedLabzbattle of phal
@manwithgun9768Ай бұрын
..or phall idk
@ursinecanine96578 күн бұрын
Peeturabo, is based on Alistair Crowley. An Englishman of a certain type to whom not looking like a tramp was highly important. Clean shave. Lose the stubble.
@DaniG._.German8 күн бұрын
Oof
@cesarduran7189Ай бұрын
My iron lord would not drink pepsi hesmuch superior and would drink Dr pepper
@GabrielAugustomisterkakuna17 күн бұрын
Perty absolutely would choose Pepsi, because it tastes like stale coke but with gas