Rogan & Joey Diaz Exchange Hilarious Drug Stories

Taken from JRE #2089 - Joey Diaz
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Host: Joe Rogan Guest: Joey Diaz
Producer: Jamie Vernon
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[@ThumbDr]

“I don’t know, throw it away.” - Lee, ALWAYS the voice of reason lmfao

[@click8708]

Lee is the the angel on your shoulder and Diaz is the devil on your shoulder and the devil always wins.

[@nickrobles6716]

Watching The Exorcist on mushrooms sounds like it could literally be the worst thing anyone can ever experience. I'm about to have a panic attack just thinking about it.🤣🤣

[@OFNBW]

For real why would anyone put themselves in that situation

[@stevenvodoooo7797]

Ya man horror and shrooms don't mix

[@jacobjoseph5587]

Fr I was tripping out just watching ufc off Shrooms I couldn’t handle a horror movie

[@jacobjoseph5587]

Went from woahhhh that shit looks cool😳 to why are these people hurting each other for money🙁 to why is this entertainment to us🤔 haven’t been able to enjoy ufc since 😂😂😂

[@aw7153]

@@jacobjoseph5587Little sensitive Jacob can’t handle UFC lmaooo

[@AmadaBlack]

• DMT is a naturally occurring hallucinogenic drug with spiritual and cultural significance in indigenous cultures.

[@WooodTh]

consumption can produce different intensities and durations of effects, as well as potential risks and side effects.

[@PrincemaxwellNwaegbe]

​@@WooodThassociated with the world’s four most popular psychedelic drugs. Ayahuasca, DMT, MDMA and psilocybin mushrooms can all take users through a wild mind-bending ride that can open up your senses and deepen your connection to the spirit world. Not all trips are created equal, though - if you’re sipping ayahuasca, your high could last a couple of hours. But if you’re consuming DMT, that buzz will last under than 20 minutes.

[@Tina-hb7ec]

​@@PrincemaxwellNwaegbeDMT to be used as a therapy tool to treat depression, anxiety and other mental health conditions, as well as aid with self-improvement and discovery. But studies of DMT are actually scarce, so it’s hard to know the full extent of its therapeutic benefits.

[@MilitaryBase-wt8jr]

​@@Tina-hb7ecFirst, determine what you are hoping to get out of your mushroom therapy experience. From there, you can decide which dosage best fits your needs.

[@KevinsJonathan]

​@@MilitaryBase-wt8jr I have been looking to get my hands on mushrooms since growing isn't an option for me Anyone know where I can get the source?

[@RodriguezGorge]

I started doing drugs years ago as a teenage, got addicted to cocaine. Spent my whole life fighting cocaine addiction. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

[@Ronkaja]

Thanks for sharing your story. That's rough I sympathize. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health. I will pray for you all.

[@MuratBasar-jm9lc]

Hey mates! Can you help with the source? I suffer severe anxiety, panic and depression and I usually take prescription medicine, but they don't always help. Where can I find those psilocybin mushrooms? I'm really interested in treating my mental health without Rxs. I live in Germany don't know much about these. I'm so glad they helped you. I can't wait to get them too. Really need a reliable source 🙏

[@SusanaGomez-mp8sk]

YES Dr.alishrooms

[@SergenYld]

Ive done shrooms last month in my house. It taught me how severely traumatized I was from alcohol. I healed from many mental traumas from my past and was able to forgive, let go. Shrooms to me is a remedy not a vice. I even felt more refreshed the morning after. So no hangovers. No depression mood for days. No anxiety.I now have a more calm mind

[@RobertaSandra-no3dy]

How do I find him? Is he on insta

[@mofojones2758]

Joe Rogan I almost lost it…… BUT I’M BACK! *eats more stars of death *. That’s a Joey Diaz original

[@Blanco_Brad]

Let’s all appreciate the art of story telling that Joey has. The way he remembers every detail and story he has from his years as a wild man is crazy. Gonna be a real sad day when we lose him. That’s gonna crush a lot of people and especially comedians. Stay healthy Joey ❤.

[@Ebay4everyone]

It sounds great but don't forget how many times hes regurgitated the same story over and over again. Listen to his podcast and you'll know what I mean. I'm also fairly certain that he makes some shit up

[@thegreatboppilini9006]

@@Ebay4everyonehow’s your comedy career going, does anybody already miss you?

[@Ebay4everyone]

@@thegreatboppilini9006 i don't need a comedy career to know when someone is repetitive. I never said he isn't a good comedian, just making a point.

[@eugenefanboy4478]

​@thegreatboppilini9006 Don't get mad just because someone has valid criticism, especially if this is for entertainment...

[@JW-qf2fx]

its the balance of him remembering every detail, while not remembering simple shit and being all over the place... like a ship rocking side to side but still on course. "Whos that fella, George Washing.... no no Denzel Washington"

[@Al1zer]

"I lost my eyesight when I stopped doing coke" Lesson learned Joey

[@hankweiser9859]

Someone should animate Joey’s stories. I would love to watch that.

[@yannikakapralli]

actually there are 1 or 2

[@rmlysf]

Jre toons

[@cheebee9684]

@jretoons

[@Blanco_Brad]

Also paulytoons has a bunch.

[@martin8829]

@@yannikakaprallitheres way more

[@romanzecaida429]

1:37 “this nigh-a”

[@Sleepingrainvideos]

Knew I weren’t the only one lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@333rdAlchemist]

I heard it both times 🤣 I was like no fuckin way

[@jessem4432]

He definitely said it 😂

[@boymisery]

Thought I was the only one

[@user-vb4fk2cq5l]

nah i had to reply that shi back 😂😂

[@tubadude07]

Joey hits different when he's on JRE

[@Joker-11B-SYLV]

“Once you test your coke, it’s time to do something different.” Best statement ever🤣

[@alio2570]

This is classic JRE reminds of the earlier episodes. Love it

[@AustinAwake]

This feels like if you told AI to make the most joe Rogan and joey diaz conversation ever

[@Jacob_the_Dabbler]

It doesn't feel like classic Joe and Joey without Joey calling other people pussies for not being able to handle 2000mg. He's calmed down a lot even with the yelling

[@keenansmith2509]

So important for someone of Joe’s influence to say this. Any drug with enough misuse, paired with certain psychological/genetic makeups and poor mental health can absolutely trigger something as serious and debilitating as schizophrenia. I was once close to it myself, too fucking close.

[@Jgeetharealg]

2 of the greatest story tellers .... Always a good time with these 2 😂

[@cook9648]

Can we take a second to admire his Lee Syatt impression 😅

[@love4allization]

I'm sweatin' profusciously...

[@tootallzz]

Joe & Joey like always great conversations and stories about the past.❤ Man I love you guys, thank you!

[@benjamingafford2688]

I swear I laughed just like Joe Rogan when Joey said his eye sight was on point jack 🤣

[@benjamingafford2688]

Joey is so good at the set up of a joke

[@Lee-ne4jp]

Omg Diaz is so right here with the eye sight situation!!!!!!!!

[@supremeworld4288]

Yep

[@djione]

i need a uncle joey in my life so much right now....

[@bradhoyle4688]

6:45 on definitely nail on the head. I worked in Cali 2015 as a trimmer/groundskeeper, and was with a handful of close friends who were already living there...and a couple of them were day to day on how they acted. Crazy amounts of pot smoked, dozens of strains to choose from really did it. I saw all too well how overindulging in pot can fuck someone up. Paranoid, mood swings, sleeplessness(if that makes sense). I definitely partook, but I was working. So I stuck to a strain I really liked. Nothing bad with me and I did it every day. Just can't think 'weed is weed' . Nah. I lived in a yurt, like really well compared to a lot of workers, had a blast, but so much stress from my friend/ employer from his overindulging.

[@gazmix589]

absolutely spot on about doing stuff & it breaking ya at wrong time..Yer got to go there to know

[@tonyantoshka1116]

A high joey Diaz freaking out over masharlla Ali's head getting bigger as he sits watching TV with his wife is comedy gold

[@lostdarkside]

you ever get too paranoid just watch these guys and piss yourself laughing , youll be alright

[@kusco6789]

Lol joey said it's not a joke and Joe laughs

[@jacoboviatt]

Eyesight going bad after doing blow for years is a real thing. 🤣🤣🤣 call of duty ain't the same clean and sober lol

[@JaydeeHimself]

“ I could see coke rocks in the carpet “ - Joey Diaz 😂😂

[@DinDooIt]

Special K was the chit back in the 90's, tons of rich kids in my school were strung tf out on K, crazy times!

[@Candace575]

We laid in the bed of a pick up truck for an hour ride and watched the stars it was wild

[@actionpack7429]

"I knew It was not gonna be a good drive" -joey

[@jara5399]

This was a good episode

[@johnsanchez6335]

'I had to talk to my wife "😂😂😂😂😂

[@derekderek2570]

I love Joey 😂 the way he talked about stealing kidnapping and now doing heavy sedatives and driving home… the dude is a really awesome guy!

[@tomgreenfan]

hes a junkie

[@patrick5034]

To watch the original Exorcist on shrooms is mind blowing, I watched it stoned one time and it freaked me out and I’m not easy to shake 😂😂😂hats off to uncle Joey

[@ryanchoate9146]

Joey Diaz should have his own cartoon show

[@Sychonut]

Like a DOCT'AH!

[@jordanburton7796]

Hahaha! Joey Diaz telling a drug story! That's exactly why I tuned in.

[@cadillacman2141]

When I was snorting - Joey Diaz

[@FryingTiger]

My friend made some hard candy with hash oil. I only ate about 1/3 of a one inch cube. I was so stoned that letters looked like wingdings.

[@donjeffreylazaro7052]

1:39 joe said this ninja”

[@jusdrew]

lol I was wondering

[@user-zd4ys7ky8f]

Dude I herd it to

[@user-zd4ys7ky8f]

He was so smooth with it lmao

[@user-zd4ys7ky8f]

He said it multiple times again around 3:00 mins lmao! I don’t see the big deal

[@leomerkz7514]

yall need meds

[@Nathan-rv2re]

I agree with joe at the very end about how drugs effect us depending on the current situations we are in inside our own lives .

[@jabber67]

My hearing was 2nd to none when I was on coke

[@MrSoles]

5:28 Joe Rogan impersonates Joey Diaz. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thegreatboppilini9006]

Lmao Joey tripping at the exorcist on mushrooms is too real. I was watching that kids movie Home with Rihanna and shit and it was like I was watching the NEWS shit freaked me out

[@postpunk6947]

I can't smoke weed anymore. I smoked 15 years and no problems. One day something changed, something clicked wrong way, maybe too much happen in my life, now it's always ends with panic attack and bad trip.

[@ALCblackout24HD]

Lmao step up 😂

[@AtticusBeRockin]

I still smoke and stuff, but nowhere near like I used to in my heyday cause I’ll have full blown panic attacks. My theory is for myself is that I’m not as carefree, and just have too much shit worry about. Plus I was in better shape physically and mentally back then as well so probably has something to do it with it as well.

[@rodeleon2875]

@@AtticusBeRockin same here. my mind has to be really free with no stress going on to smoke anymore. otherwise every worse case scenario goes through my head like a fucken kaleidoscope of all the horrible shit that could happen.

[@biro1280]

it was same for me i quit for 3 months after i came back everything changed i cant smoke weed anymore

[@Wesmancan]

I have refused glasses or contacts forever.

[@fastcareddiethehitmanhearn1632]

Same💯🫡 now I be squinting at food menus behind desks .😂

[@24Baseball]

"if you gotta test your coke, time to do something different" - Joey Diaz

[@Okey-dokey44]

funny and factual to be fair 😂

[@Gregthegreat87]

Admitting to driving under the influence lmao😂

[@ZaydHakim]

Joey Diaz is the type of guy If a cop saw him hanging around the alleyway, he’d join him because he’s so cool.

[@MrWhite-sx2fv]

The last thing Joe's says is the most important fact!

[@haroldsholguins4983]

Let’s all appreciate the hard work that goes into making these videos!

[@user-pg1tk5fk4c]

You Are Correct Joe i did justa bit and I could feel it. You guyz are the best both So Funny. You guyz are Great Take It Eazy Joez.

[@greyfoxag]

I could see rocks in the carpet 😂

[@jordanjackman1537]

I'm a slow burner. I smoke phatheads but it seems to be only slight increases in aggression and being able to stand up for yourself

[@stephenjolley2559]

I remember i ate a good dose of mushrooms and decided to watch a show called lunatics. Pretty much one guy plays 5 different characters with 5 different storys try wrap ur head around that while tripping the fuck out 😅😮😂😂

[@dopeboygbp]

I will say we ate brownies and smoked about a zip on my buddy's birthday and I felt like I had an outter body experience.

[@rahmanorewole9060]

no joey you didnt see shii, you were high😂

[@maxcapacity7022]

All I see is Joey acting like that dude in the lambo scene in The Wolf of Wall Street . Awesome...

[@Steve-ev6vx]

Ludes 😂

[@maxcapacity7022]

That's the one man lol !!!!!!@@Steve-ev6vx

[@galaxyguy4522]

LOL one time 😂🤣🤣 one time… 😂😂😂 I was HIGH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DS-wl5pk]

“But I’m back!”

[@skeptical7025]

lmao

[@Apatxi1022]

I always think he’s taking about shit that happened in the 90s but this is like a couple years ago 😂😂😂

[@njwtube]

I did way too much K one time in the middle of a city, i was bumping into people felt like my legs wouldnt work like they were stretching out. Remember my car was on a meter and i was trying to get back there as there was a sheet of acid in the dash and i just needed to get somewhere safe. Felt the same as Diaz as soon as i got in the car , and about two turns into the drive home boom blue lights behind me. I legit pulled over and prepared myself for prison and they just drove right by me 😂 dont even remeber how i made it out the city but woke up hours later parked in the countryside

[@patrickkirkham]

Dude…. I have seen people piss themselves because they couldn’t use their legs at all! It was actually kinda funny cuz he was panicking and talking to people but couldn’t walk….

[@samppi2657]

That talk about weed was real. I have also felt as if i wasn’t in a good place i would have totally lost my shit to the high

[@AGENT_RED]

Hahaha canabis did this to me.. I survived a bad rock climbing fall and became a heavy user.. I convinced myself I'm a super hero..

[@CarlMiller-ql2wz]

My older brother developed schizophrenia from heavy weed use in high school. Its very common in Canada to start young, 12 or 13. I actually quit smoking at 19 cuz I could feel my mind slipping away. It's way too strong now for kids to be smoking like that. It's scary

[@nathanielrodriguez923]

I almost lost it but I'm back 😂!

[@PoonTang-sf8kn]

The blow (or stim abuse in general) makes it so you wont feel strain in your eyes when youre staring at a full bright monitor or light you gotta watch out for that esp if you watch corn. Seriously guys.

[@Steve-ev6vx]

I hardly ever make it past the first few minutes of corn... 💦

[@PARADISE_ISLAND7]

​@@Steve-ev6vxman I finish in 10 to 15 secs wth is wrong with my tool.the head of my tool is very sensitive what should I do?I want to dominate and last pretty long but I can't do that how to last long? My life is ruined by porn addiction can u help me buddy please guide me 😭😕🥲

[@pandavelli8176]

@@Steve-ev6vx. Normal people don’t watch it for more than a few minutes

[@cumulo25]

Funny, I had the opposite thing. I'm slightly farsighted, and when I would get wired, my eyes would get 5x worse, and I had to put cheaters on to read. But Joey talking about working your eyesight out is true. I bought these -1.00 distance glasses online and started wearing them all the time. My eyes strained for a few days, but I adjusted, and now I don't need reading glasses.

[@raging100]

Joe sure is holding on to that plane story....

[@plastermaster3635]

Joey diaz is the realest dude alive trust me folks if anyones had real deal coke when i did coke id be watching catroons in my living room and i could hear an ant fart in my back yard lol

[@Zedsdead83]

How come joey went all gangsta on a commenter the other day😂

[@kase4199]

Give Joey his flowers while he is still here

[@jmango2636]

Smoking it is one thing but eating it is a whole other animal

[@peeverlogging9950]

They must get some serious good stuff

[@user-jl7ty1ni4o]

I did 100 MG of edibles and ended up on the floor in the hall. Lol

[@Steve-ev6vx]

Start off with 5 or 10 and work your way up 😂

[@user-jl7ty1ni4o]

Oh, I usually do. Did the first 50 waited about 3 hours and did the next. Bad idea, lol.

[@jjjjz9811]

@@user-jl7ty1ni4oI feel it bro I’ve made mistakes like that u start fighting demons past 100mgs 😂😂😂

[@ada-sy3vp]

Joe is good at imitating Joey

[@ZJ-ne9kn]

When he said it might as well be acid that hit different and i dont do the amount they have, but when you smoke way more then usual it can be bad for sure..

[@shannonb1990]

Takeaway of the day: got bad eye sight do coke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AT-fi9dj]

I lost my mind after college from that. Not worth it

[@rebeccaobregon]

Freakin Hilarious

[@fideltorres3235]

Is joe again “this ngggggg here” 💀

[@AnthonyFuller-mw4sj]

I don't know where the blood goes joe lol😅

[@ianmeisner4313]

Say what you want about Joey diaz, but he really is a stand up guy

[@UncommonLtd.]

Can we get a 1080p vid perhaps? Idk how they even record in 720p in this day n age lol

[@abrahamkim1078]

I took a 1200 mg once and thought it was acid. 100% thought I was on acid.

[@hughjanus6975]

Which one was the ketamine podcast 😂

[@amillieshub4136]

My relation to reality was very slippery 😂😂😂😂c

[@ElPatron42069]

I never saw anything or had visions on mushrooms but I did have a bad freakout and felt like I was literally gonna die, my arms were stiffining up and shit and I felt like I was gonna faint

[@vrnja1090]

At 7:08 what Joe says is totally true and it happened to me. Smoked so much it went into psychedelic stuff. It was scary af.

[@johnmcdonald1237]

Joe “I started drugs in my 30s “ Rogan.

[@Michael.8922]

Bud in the UK dnt make you feeling that bro 😂😂

[@freeman4real]

5:25 thats the real savagery

[@daithi1487]

Ket is mental...did it last week..

[@JohnDoe-pd2lh]

The stories I could tell....

[@user-it6ug4ex3z]

I'm so glad I was born in 1967. Pot was 1st at 12yrs old, 18yrs 1st LSD. I was taught you NEVER trip unless your in a happy mood period! Loved it. Trip many times by myself as well. Most LSD was 10 hits of liquid over a 3 day weekend. Awesome time. Best weed in 80's was Columbian gold put me into cartoon world after 3 bong rips!! Been smoking bud for 45yrs and will NEVER STOP😅

[@Mannyvillagomez-xw7ob]

1:40 he say thisssss niiiiiggggaaaa

[@kevinjones2667]

Joe rogans got the most humble laugh.

[@beenjiman]

ketamine was my favorite😂

[@2jzv12]

and how they take to the the airplane deathstars from canabis?

[@maddiecurtis3623]

its almost like weed is already labled as a psychedelic lol