Rogan & Joey Diaz Exchange Hilarious Drug Stories

[@Joker-11B-SYLV]

“Once you test your coke, it’s time to do something different.” Best statement ever🤣

[@willthomas7666]

Lol

[@Avelanche]

Some dude at a bar tried offering me coke that left a yellow sticky residue on his phone. The dude and the others around him thought that shit was perfectly normal. I kept trying to tell him that shit ain't normal and they looked at me like i had never been around coke before. Reminds me of the time my friends sold some wannabe punk kid in middle school a brown lunch bag full of dead grass from the field at our middle school for 20 dollars saying it was weed, then came back asking for more the next day and how great that shit was.

[@Joker-11B-SYLV]

@@Avelanche yeah that 💩 was probably laced. Smart move on your part

[@ThumbDr]

“I don’t know, throw it away.” - Lee, ALWAYS the voice of reason lmfao

[@click8708]

Lee is the the angel on your shoulder and Diaz is the devil on your shoulder and the devil always wins.

[@JonM-ts7os]

lol poor lee

[@willthomas7666]

Lol

[@Al1zer]

"I lost my eyesight when I stopped doing coke" Lesson learned Joey

[@leeguidry9850]

Wasn’t that the balls out funniest thing you ever heard

[@nickrobles6716]

Watching The Exorcist on mushrooms sounds like it could literally be the worst thing anyone can ever experience. I'm about to have a panic attack just thinking about it.🤣🤣

[@OFNBW]

For real why would anyone put themselves in that situation

[@stevenvodoooo7797]

Ya man horror and shrooms don't mix

[@jacobjoseph5587]

Fr I was tripping out just watching ufc off Shrooms I couldn’t handle a horror movie

[@jacobjoseph5587]

Went from woahhhh that shit looks cool😳 to why are these people hurting each other for money🙁 to why is this entertainment to us🤔 haven’t been able to enjoy ufc since 😂😂😂

[@aw7153]

@@jacobjoseph5587Little sensitive Jacob can’t handle UFC lmaooo

[@mofojones2758]

Joe Rogan I almost lost it…… BUT I’M BACK! *eats more stars of death *. That’s a Joey Diaz original

[@KubuśpuchatekTVN]

Effn junkie :)

[@Avelanche]

This is just every single person i've ever partied with. You hang around some boring ass people.

[@Blanco_Brad]

Let’s all appreciate the art of story telling that Joey has. The way he remembers every detail and story he has from his years as a wild man is crazy. Gonna be a real sad day when we lose him. That’s gonna crush a lot of people and especially comedians. Stay healthy Joey ❤.

[@Ebay4everyone]

It sounds great but don't forget how many times hes regurgitated the same story over and over again. Listen to his podcast and you'll know what I mean. I'm also fairly certain that he makes some shit up

[@thegreatboppilini9006]

@@Ebay4everyonehow’s your comedy career going, does anybody already miss you?

[@Ebay4everyone]

@@thegreatboppilini9006 i don't need a comedy career to know when someone is repetitive. I never said he isn't a good comedian, just making a point.

[@eugenefanboy4478]

​@thegreatboppilini9006 Don't get mad just because someone has valid criticism, especially if this is for entertainment...

[@JW-qf2fx]

its the balance of him remembering every detail, while not remembering simple shit and being all over the place... like a ship rocking side to side but still on course. "Whos that fella, George Washing.... no no Denzel Washington"

[@hankweiser9859]

Someone should animate Joey’s stories. I would love to watch that.

[@yannikakapralli]

actually there are 1 or 2

[@rmlysf]

Jre toons

[@cheebee9684]

@jretoons

[@Blanco_Brad]

Also paulytoons has a bunch.

[@martin8829]

@@yannikakaprallitheres way more

[@keenansmith2509]

So important for someone of Joe’s influence to say this. Any drug with enough misuse, paired with certain psychological/genetic makeups and poor mental health can absolutely trigger something as serious and debilitating as schizophrenia. I was once close to it myself, too fucking close.

[@Evankayden-z7y]

I started doing drugs years ago as a teenage, got addicted to cocaine. Spent my whole life fighting cocaine addiction. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

[@Morrisbraga-jm9lc]

Hey mates! Can you help with the source? I suffer severe anxiety, panic and depression and I usually take prescription medicine, but they don't always help. Where can I find those psilocybin mushrooms? I'm really interested in treating my mental health without Rxs. I live in Germany don't know much about these. I'm so glad they helped you. I can't wait to get them too. Really need a reliable source 🙏

[@CathieGomez-mp8sk]

YES Dr.alishrooms

[@SergenYld]

Ive done shrooms last month in my house. It taught me how severely traumatized I was from alcohol. I healed from many mental traumas from my past and was able to forgive, let go. Shrooms to me is a remedy not a vice. I even felt more refreshed the morning after. So no hangovers. No depression mood for days. No anxiety.I now have a more calm mind

[@RobertaSandra-no3dy]

How do I find him? Is he on insta

[@nicholda436]

Yes he's Dr.alishrooms. Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used mushrooms in the same way and they have really helped him. mah dudes have safe trips all.

[@H-towntx713]

'I had to talk to my wife "😂😂😂😂😂

[@JaydeeHimself]

“ I could see coke rocks in the carpet “ - Joey Diaz 😂😂

[@romanzecaida429]

1:37 “this nigh-a”

[@Sleepingrainvideos]

Knew I weren’t the only one lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@333rdAlchemist]

I heard it both times 🤣 I was like no fuckin way

[@jessem4432]

He definitely said it 😂

[@boymisery]

Thought I was the only one

[@victorhernandez-f8y]

nah i had to reply that shi back 😂😂

[@lostdarkside]

you ever get too paranoid just watch these guys and piss yourself laughing , youll be alright

[@alio2570]

This is classic JRE reminds of the earlier episodes. Love it

[@luisandresantelo2497]

I'm 37. Joey makes me think I haven't started living yet. Don't get me wrong, I'm over hard drugs now but... live intensely... every day. You never know, tomorrow might never come.

[@tubadude07]

Joey hits different when he's on JRE

[@bodbn]

He knows people in the Mafia

[@cook9648]

Can we take a second to admire his Lee Syatt impression 😅

[@AustinAwake]

This feels like if you told AI to make the most joe Rogan and joey diaz conversation ever

[@Jacob_the_Dabbler]

It doesn't feel like classic Joe and Joey without Joey calling other people pussies for not being able to handle 2000mg. He's calmed down a lot even with the yelling

[@bradhoyle4688]

6:45 on definitely nail on the head. I worked in Cali 2015 as a trimmer/groundskeeper, and was with a handful of close friends who were already living there...and a couple of them were day to day on how they acted. Crazy amounts of pot smoked, dozens of strains to choose from really did it. I saw all too well how overindulging in pot can fuck someone up. Paranoid, mood swings, sleeplessness(if that makes sense). I definitely partook, but I was working. So I stuck to a strain I really liked. Nothing bad with me and I did it every day. Just can't think 'weed is weed' . Nah. I lived in a yurt, like really well compared to a lot of workers, had a blast, but so much stress from my friend/ employer from his overindulging.

[@sueellenwalkerspencer5647]

LMAO...... As someone raised in the Florida Keys and coming up in 70...... I identify with this story. I could tell a whole bunch of stories...... I love Joey's stories....

[@Lee-ne4jp]

Omg Diaz is so right here with the eye sight situation!!!!!!!!

[@supremeworld4288]

Yep

[@AmadaBlack]

• DMT is a naturally occurring hallucinogenic drug with spiritual and cultural significance in indigenous cultures.

[@WooodTh]

consumption can produce different intensities and durations of effects, as well as potential risks and side effects.

[@PrincemaxwellNwaegbe]

​@@WooodThassociated with the world’s four most popular psychedelic drugs. Ayahuasca, DMT, MDMA and psilocybin mushrooms can all take users through a wild mind-bending ride that can open up your senses and deepen your connection to the spirit world. Not all trips are created equal, though - if you’re sipping ayahuasca, your high could last a couple of hours. But if you’re consuming DMT, that buzz will last under than 20 minutes.

[@Tina-hb7ec]

​@@PrincemaxwellNwaegbeDMT to be used as a therapy tool to treat depression, anxiety and other mental health conditions, as well as aid with self-improvement and discovery. But studies of DMT are actually scarce, so it’s hard to know the full extent of its therapeutic benefits.

[@MilitaryBase-wt8jr]

​@@Tina-hb7ecFirst, determine what you are hoping to get out of your mushroom therapy experience. From there, you can decide which dosage best fits your needs.

[@KevinsJonathan]

​@@MilitaryBase-wt8jr I have been looking to get my hands on mushrooms since growing isn't an option for me Anyone know where I can get the source?

[@benjamingafford2688]

I swear I laughed just like Joe Rogan when Joey said his eye sight was on point jack 🤣

[@benjamingafford2688]

Joey is so good at the set up of a joke

[@gazmix589]

absolutely spot on about doing stuff & it breaking ya at wrong time..Yer got to go there to know

[@love4allization]

I'm sweatin' profusciously...

[@DinDooIt]

Special K was the chit back in the 90's, tons of rich kids in my school were strung tf out on K, crazy times!

[@Candace575]

We laid in the bed of a pick up truck for an hour ride and watched the stars it was wild

[@jacoboviatt]

Eyesight going bad after doing blow for years is a real thing. 🤣🤣🤣 call of duty ain't the same clean and sober lol

[@tonyantoshka1116]

A high joey Diaz freaking out over masharlla Ali's head getting bigger as he sits watching TV with his wife is comedy gold

[@FryingTiger]

My friend made some hard candy with hash oil. I only ate about 1/3 of a one inch cube. I was so stoned that letters looked like wingdings.

[@djione]

i need a uncle joey in my life so much right now....

[@ZaydHakim]

Joey Diaz is the type of guy If a cop saw him hanging around the alleyway, he’d join him because he’s so cool.

[@actionpack7429]

"I knew It was not gonna be a good drive" -joey

[@91KP_SilentEchoes]

1:52 look at Joeys face 😂😂 He was surpirsed and speechless! Joey Diaz was surprised and speechless oh thats great 😂

[@tootallzz]

Joe & Joey like always great conversations and stories about the past.❤ Man I love you guys, thank you!

[@Austen-t4x]

1:38 did joe just say "disnikka" under his breath 😅jkjk

[@elijahayala2942]

Nah he did 😭😭

[@jessh444]

Bro I thought I was trippin 😂😂

[@Nathan-rv2re]

I agree with joe at the very end about how drugs effect us depending on the current situations we are in inside our own lives .

[@derekderek2570]

I love Joey 😂 the way he talked about stealing kidnapping and now doing heavy sedatives and driving home… the dude is a really awesome guy!

[@tomgreenfan]

hes a junkie

[@Jgeetharealg]

2 of the greatest story tellers .... Always a good time with these 2 😂

[@patrick5034]

To watch the original Exorcist on shrooms is mind blowing, I watched it stoned one time and it freaked me out and I’m not easy to shake 😂😂😂hats off to uncle Joey

[@BrianAdam-e2l]

I'm so glad I was born in 1967. Pot was 1st at 12yrs old, 18yrs 1st LSD. I was taught you NEVER trip unless your in a happy mood period! Loved it. Trip many times by myself as well. Most LSD was 10 hits of liquid over a 3 day weekend. Awesome time. Best weed in 80's was Columbian gold put me into cartoon world after 3 bong rips!! Been smoking bud for 45yrs and will NEVER STOP😅

[@ryanchoate9146]

Joey Diaz should have his own cartoon show

[@jacobmarshall4935]

Why is it that Joey always takes drugs and then somehow expects them NOT to affect him!? He always seems so bewildered at the fact of "oh snap I'm high" and then freaks out. It's hilarious.

[@vrnja1090]

At 7:08 what Joe says is totally true and it happened to me. Smoked so much it went into psychedelic stuff. It was scary af.

[@AntonMoscowCity]

Same shit happened, felt like on shrooms

[@MrSoles]

5:28 Joe Rogan impersonates Joey Diaz. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dopeboygbp]

I will say we ate brownies and smoked about a zip on my buddy's birthday and I felt like I had an outter body experience.

[@stelko1018]

Joey Diaz is a legend

[@jasonjames5076]

I almost pissed my pants when he said I go inside and god dammit my wife is off and now I got to talk to her LOL...

[@donjeffreylazaro7052]

1:39 joe said this ninja”

[@jusdrew]

lol I was wondering

[@JGSMAGA2024]

Dude I herd it to

[@JGSMAGA2024]

He was so smooth with it lmao

[@JGSMAGA2024]

He said it multiple times again around 3:00 mins lmao! I don’t see the big deal

[@leomerkz7514]

yall need meds

[@Sychonut]

Like a DOCT'AH!

[@DrewDunn-lt9ne]

TRUE STORY I once watched Joey Diaz on KZbin for hours while tripping on acid! My stomach ached the next morning

[@MrWhite-sx2fv]

The last thing Joe's says is the most important fact!

[@PoonTang-sf8kn]

The blow (or stim abuse in general) makes it so you wont feel strain in your eyes when youre staring at a full bright monitor or light you gotta watch out for that esp if you watch corn. Seriously guys.

[@Steve-ev6vx]

I hardly ever make it past the first few minutes of corn... 💦

[@PARADISE_ISLAND7]

​@@Steve-ev6vxman I finish in 10 to 15 secs wth is wrong with my tool.the head of my tool is very sensitive what should I do?I want to dominate and last pretty long but I can't do that how to last long? My life is ruined by porn addiction can u help me buddy please guide me 😭😕🥲

[@pandavelli8176]

@@Steve-ev6vx. Normal people don’t watch it for more than a few minutes

[@RobKaiser_SQuest]

Current corn yield record is 623.8 bu/ac and it's been beat year after year for awhile, that'll probably change by January 2025

[@boshyvic]

Ever since I started smoking weed in high school, I’ve noticed a severe deterioration in my eyesight ESPECIALLY when it comes to far sight or light Edit: “It’s called age” Shut up bro lmao vision declines due to age in your early 40s I’m halfway there

[@B1gDuck]

open your eyes bud

[@boshyvic]

@@B1gDuck funny guy alert watch out

[@highjoerogan]

lol

[@MattRockwell1]

That might be from tickling your pickle

[@LifesMike]

Try this one time. Don't smoke but have some drinks, not drunk just buzzed. Go to sleep and you can see better than before. I think it's more of being tired all the time from pot rather than bad eyes

[@ronnieturner4714]

Buddy of mine is currently hooked on K and it breaks my heart 😔 Both of his parents are school teachers and neither one of em' know what to do 📚

[@ctrguy]

“Jamie, look up that clip of the grizzly bear eating psychedelic mushrooms in the woods!” 🐻🍄😵‍💫

[@kusco6789]

Lol joey said it's not a joke and Joe laughs

[@28gs28gs]

I stopped wearing contacts and glasses during the pandemic & listened to my body when I needed to stop looking at screens, which almost totally cured my vision issues. All of a sudden it seemed like my body recalibrated similar to a camera lens

[@BassLineProductionsI]

Auto focus was reinstated

[@njwtube]

😮 that's a legit miracle 😂

[@ASDF84.0]

"if you gotta test your coke, time to do something different" - Joey Diaz

[@abrahamkim1078]

I took a 1200 mg once and thought it was acid. 100% thought I was on acid.

[@plastermaster3635]

Joey diaz is the realest dude alive trust me folks if anyones had real deal coke when i did coke id be watching catroons in my living room and i could hear an ant fart in my back yard lol

[@heyitspeachfuzz]

took mushrooms and my clothes on my bed turned into a dog😂😂 then i started panicking and thinking life was like levels: i was laying down then i started thinking my wall was the 'roof' of the earth😂 such a horrible come off i thought i was fake

[@jordanburton7796]

Hahaha! Joey Diaz telling a drug story! That's exactly why I tuned in.

[@OWO-CR]

The mushroom an blanket over the head I can’t imagine bru haha Joe breathing hehahehaheha bruuuuuu😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cadillacman2141]

When I was snorting - Joey Diaz

[@haroldsholguins4983]

Let’s all appreciate the hard work that goes into making these videos!

[@Apatxi1022]

I always think he’s taking about shit that happened in the 90s but this is like a couple years ago 😂😂😂

[@gerardcorrigan4374]

I love it when your deep in a pc enough to hear the background guys cracking up😂❤

[@njwtube]

I did way too much K one time in the middle of a city, i was bumping into people felt like my legs wouldnt work like they were stretching out. Remember my car was on a meter and i was trying to get back there as there was a sheet of acid in the dash and i just needed to get somewhere safe. Felt the same as Diaz as soon as i got in the car , and about two turns into the drive home boom blue lights behind me. I legit pulled over and prepared myself for prison and they just drove right by me 😂 dont even remeber how i made it out the city but woke up hours later parked in the countryside

[@patrickkirkham]

Dude…. I have seen people piss themselves because they couldn’t use their legs at all! It was actually kinda funny cuz he was panicking and talking to people but couldn’t walk….

[@mrjgenetics1576]

Your eyes are the only body part that does not receive blood at any point. Our eyes get oxygen directly from the air we breathe, hence why we blink. To keep them from drying out

[@jabber67]

My hearing was 2nd to none when I was on coke

[@DS-wl5pk]

“But I’m back!”

[@skeptical7025]

lmao

[@montanawhite5699]

I knew you could OD on marajuana. I can’t handle it. I had a bunch of brownies once, I had a bad trip for hours. Time moved so slow, 10 minutes felt like hours. My friends brought me out into the yard because I was yelling so much and they didn’t want my mom to hear. The grass poking me felt like fire. I really thought I was on fire. It’s the most pain I ever felt. Even smoking weed i used to get bad trips, time would slow and I couldn’t function. I couldn’t even act almost normal if a cop was next to me.

[@bojan3676]

It was different for me. I also ate some ridiculously powerful brownies and time passed super fast to me.

[@LoriCollis]

I did 100 MG of edibles and ended up on the floor in the hall. Lol

[@Steve-ev6vx]

Start off with 5 or 10 and work your way up 😂

[@LoriCollis]

Oh, I usually do. Did the first 50 waited about 3 hours and did the next. Bad idea, lol.

[@jjjjz9811]

@@LoriCollisI feel it bro I’ve made mistakes like that u start fighting demons past 100mgs 😂😂😂

[@thegreatboppilini9006]

Lmao Joey tripping at the exorcist on mushrooms is too real. I was watching that kids movie Home with Rihanna and shit and it was like I was watching the NEWS shit freaked me out

[@ijack723]

5:37 that was a good impression

[@amerikkkasmostwanted7489]

One thing I know about my dawg he gone bring up some coke 😂

[@Wesmancan]

I have refused glasses or contacts forever.

[@fastcareddiethehitmanhearn1632]

Same💯🫡 now I be squinting at food menus behind desks .😂

[@CarlMiller-ql2wz]

My older brother developed schizophrenia from heavy weed use in high school. Its very common in Canada to start young, 12 or 13. I actually quit smoking at 19 cuz I could feel my mind slipping away. It's way too strong now for kids to be smoking like that. It's scary

[@samppi2657]

That talk about weed was real. I have also felt as if i wasn’t in a good place i would have totally lost my shit to the high

[@G-Mkhof]

We watched the Mike Biden vs Jake Paul, we got scammed 😂

[@jara5399]

This was a good episode

[@2jzv12]

and how they take to the the airplane deathstars from canabis?

[@dontplay3088]

I've smoked 25 years had lots of edibles even made loads but you are right it's a different monster. Almost trip on that I gave em up after last few packs gummies gave me serious anxiety

[@Michi444-8]

omg ... watching "The Exorcist" high on mushrooms (unintentionally) ... lol .. hahahaha ! only Joey D. haha.

[@bryanbradley814]

We call it hitting the reset because when you come down you will definitely think about your life choices.

[@Kev.in.Trouble]

Hahaha canabis did this to me.. I survived a bad rock climbing fall and became a heavy user.. I convinced myself I'm a super hero..

[@ianmeisner4313]

Say what you want about Joey diaz, but he really is a stand up guy

[@matthewtop]

I'm cursed with the inability to get high from eddibles. 2000 Milligram dispensary grade bar and I only felt a little sleepy. Its so lame.

[@jz4087]

That's a very rare condition. Not too many people have. Andrew huberman has it I think.

[@Tom-h4g6y]

25 & I’ve always had near perfect vision maybe even perfect. Until I started PC gaming now I can’t see things from far distances like I used to be able to.

[@JustinMalascalza]

You Are Correct Joe i did justa bit and I could feel it. You guyz are the best both So Funny. You guyz are Great Take It Eazy Joez.

[@cumulo25]

Funny, I had the opposite thing. I'm slightly farsighted, and when I would get wired, my eyes would get 5x worse, and I had to put cheaters on to read. But Joey talking about working your eyesight out is true. I bought these -1.00 distance glasses online and started wearing them all the time. My eyes strained for a few days, but I adjusted, and now I don't need reading glasses.

[@greyfoxag]

I could see rocks in the carpet 😂

[@ZJ-ne9kn]

When he said it might as well be acid that hit different and i dont do the amount they have, but when you smoke way more then usual it can be bad for sure..

[@Gregthegreat87]

Admitting to driving under the influence lmao😂

[@Devious480]

These guys are great together....i love how joe describes too much thc as making the world slippery lol

[@stephenjolley2559]

I remember i ate a good dose of mushrooms and decided to watch a show called lunatics. Pretty much one guy plays 5 different characters with 5 different storys try wrap ur head around that while tripping the fuck out 😅😮😂😂

[@MommyMilkk]

Moral of the story: Never stop doing coke, you might lose your eyesight

[@NichoB-q2d]

I ate an Oreo and it was laced with cannabis oil and I thought what have I done wrong and then realised?

[@HavocYsl]

4:47 Rogan slurred that “this Nigga” real hard 😭😭😭😹😹😹😹

[@markbrennan212]

You're hearing things

[@noahkaufman2013]

Does anyone else feel like Joey Diaz is the modern Rodney Dangerfield?