13 Solid Minutes of Joey Diaz Telling Crazy Stories About Doctors and Hospitals

[@bellshoe2894]

"I'll neva forget" these magic words means a good story is comin

[@lukefleming6238]

Or “ you know me dog”

[@goodlove9421]

Have you heard Joe Rogans Rap Song? 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqSsY2R7a81oncU

[@AZVLV]

Y’all should watch Larry Lawton all his life is “I’ll neva forget” moments

[@joerivandeweyer3056]

@@AZVLV Still waiting for the tattoo gun and prison pasta and white lightning alcohol ;)

[@joerivandeweyer3056]

@@adam92012 "Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. And that's his whole persona.

[@phoneexpert69]

This man remembers dates better than I remember what I had for breakfast

[@santaclaus3077]

That's cause hes making shit up

[@phoneexpert69]

Santa Claus thanks Santa

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

Getting really specific makes it seem more believable. Hes a professional bullshiter, there may be some truth to these stories, but certainly he fluffs them atleast, complete fabrications at most. And im not putting the dude down, i love him to death. Its just how some people are, all you can do is just have fun and laugh.

[@jettgoforth6453]

It’s funny bc they don’t lol

[@HaikesXO]

So true lol

[@JaySinghIsImmature]

"My mother put me in a headlock and punched me in the gut -- just to loosen me up" .... This man is a legendary story teller

[@BihoDada]

Very Italian 😂😂😂

[@kledus420smith8]

Hes cuban with a new yorker acent​@@BihoDada

[@556deltawolf]

@@BihoDada He's Cuban actually.

[@benjaminmandeville4430]

​​@@BihoDada He's not Italian

[@xxn0cturn3xx]

@@BihoDada he is not italian 🤣🤣

[@dansawicki4982]

Whenever I hear Joey tell his childhood stories I always picture him looking and sounding the same as a child.

[@zentempo7902]

Yeah except shorter 🤣

[@thtboii5884]

Lmao like on George Lopez

[@dilciaenid57]

Yes!!!!

[@johnsellas4455]

I always thought they should do a cartoon with Joey as a kid but he still has the same voice as he does as an adult and the plot of each episode are stories that he tells on the podcast

[@janberkemeier7406]

420th like

[@flowerpt]

The most improbable thing in our universe is that Joey Diaz is still alive.

[@Cobreezyy06]

Bill McGonigle you never heard of the Diaz theory of improbability? It’s world famous and mathematicians have been scratching their heads for decades

[@saerudayo]

We live in a universe where not only are Steve-O AND Joey Diaz somehow alive in 2020, but actually in decent health too

[@Zaghzackio]

丈夫Saeru and somehow have still retained a whole bunch of memories despite all the fuck shit they did

[@MIKE-TYTHON]

Keith Richards That’s all

[@darkpanda182]

@@MIKE-TYTHON LOL I was looking for this reply. You can't say "I can't believe this person is still alive" without mentioning Keith Richards

[@cmdrlucas6949]

You'd be surprised how many people there are like Joey Diaz in this world. Each of them unique in their own ways.

[@mards2479]

I feel like a third of Gen X acts just like joey Diaz, crazy stories and all. He reminds me of damn near everyone my dad has ever introduced me to lol

[@richevans609]

I grew up in East Boston Massachusetts in the late 80's and 90's and it was one character after another......

[@BihoDada]

They're in Italia and everywhere they live 😅😅😅😅

[@Eddy142_]

My favourite Joey Diaz story is when he didn’t shit for a week and released a fart on the bus so deadly it made the cheerleaders cry

[@AholicKnight]

same

[@General_Pinkledink]

Its changing flavors

[@roycov89]

Yeah or the story of him and the young hooker at one of his stand up comedy shows had me in stitches 2

[@adamzaloga9679]

hes changing flavors

[@kiduzi9507]

Omg he's changing flavors

[@oscardelahoya315]

Joey Diaz is a national treasure, no way you can cancel him

[@pulmo1]

John Doe this guy is the anecdote to the homeless SJWs.

[@beesheer3761]

All you can ever do as a person is grow and he did

[@Nick-th1kx]

Joey Diaz is the instructional video on how to avoid cancel culture- say horrible things so often that they have so much material to work with they just give up

[@j-dog7767]

Nurk Flurks i believe that was trumps campaign strategy

[@nc_classics9767]

Ricky Parmar Ive been with Verizon for 20 years

[@thinkplanetearth2946]

There is never a time where I don't wind up in tears from laughing so hard from listening to a Joey Diaz story.

[@tomasm007]

Same here lol

[@anthonyryan8528]

He's hilarious 😂 a ghost buster gun hahaha 😆 😂 🤣

[@isaacpartridge4493]

Joey Diaz belongs in a Scorsese movie.

[@MrAsystole]

Joey is the typical cuban that exaggerates alot , he so gullible i can just believe everything he exagerates

[@tonynagy2042]

Quentin....

[@MrB1923]

@@MrAsystole I don't think you understand what gullible means.

[@raemoesmero9136]

He’s gonna be in The Sopranos prequel. Close enough

[@PlazboBrah]

I thought that was Scorsese

[@sticky4444]

The fact that Joey Diaz is only 57 scares me and I don’t know why

[@johnleyva4619]

Me too...

[@mikeypickett4468]

But he has 57 years of LIFE not just life

[@10thinningcards]

I legit thought he was about 70.

[@MultipleBob]

And Joes only 4 years younger 😳

[@TitoPLLE4444]

freal bro, my mom is older than him i thot he was about my dads age 😂

[@barringtonfisher87]

I love the fact that every time Joey is on Rogan's podcast, he has different stories from the last time he was on. This guy needs a movie or two about his life

[@julians7268]

Just when you think Joey has told all his stories...

[@themmaboom8045]

He lyin bruh lol

[@VentureAHighway]

hahahah never ending supply

[@thatdude169]

@@themmaboom8045 who cares lol

[@donbenain9316]

Is he an actor? Joey is crazy funny

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

When you make up your stories you never run out of them

[@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291]

Joey is a blessing and Joe's laughter is infectious

[@gurpinderjohal337]

Joe's laugh is infectious? Do you know who Lee Syatt is? 😛

[@naelyneurkopfen9741]

His laugh sounds infected.

[@Killryno666]

Not only is Joey Diaz a master story teller, he’s a god damn rainman with times, dates, and details with photographic memory. Legend

[@bamleith3095]

i was just thinking about that date thing, like, i can tell you a story off the top of my head but it will take me a solid minute or two to get the correct year

[@bigmacthewrestlingdrummer7391]

@@bamleith3095 I had to look this up. Larry Holmes did not beat Muhammad Ali on September 28, 1979… He beat Ernie Shavers. But the fact Joey spit that date out like that is insane.

[@LuvsicVI]

This man's entire life is just a very long skit.

[@apollo1573]

Diggy d that’s how it always goes 😂😂

[@danielwright2912]

Relativity is the best kept retarded industrial workers on policy share and reengineered acceptance speeches

[@danielwright2912]

Talented and diverse detailed deranged exspectant monetary compensation sharecroppers. Evidential lawyers of preconditioned diploid tetrahedrone talented gravitational force federally controlled substances

[@danielwright2912]

Compounded interest pyramids. Extinct professional earth riders. Decorated inherited promiscuity. Stolan valor has a certain degree of interest reality agents of concientious defined playgeristic gravitational waves of continental peaks and valleys of common delusions. Hail the chief. Insurection . Slavery is alive and well indentured

[@DNYGdj]

When your father dies before you're born and your mother dies at age 16, shit happens.

[@izacsir2]

i just imagine 8 year old joey negotiating with the nurse😂

[@MrWarriorAsh]

"You're bustin my balls here nurse common give me breakfast"

[@chevy4759]

With the same deep voice too 😂😂

[@zey1136]

I think he was 16 at that time.

[@HunterRouth]

Tremendous!

[@Chill-Vibes]

So about this shot

[@biserker1delta61]

This dude is the funniest man on earth because he had so much crazy life experiences. God bless this guy.

[@johnlamont3885]

“comeback in an hour let me get my head right” felt that

[@-th1rty3-]

Imagine being Joey's daughter getting bedtime stories. Best storyteller.

[@ItsReape]

yormuthor 16 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@mariyatakeuchi9009]

“Dad tell me a story” “Let me tell you something mercy diaz…”

[@Kas1645]

@@mariyatakeuchi9009 back in 85…

[@badmanbateman]

This man literally made me realise how cool it was to be “not cool” and different. Yet still be the coolest man on earth 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@robtalbot8060]

When I imagine Joey as a kid, I always think of him with his current face attached to a child’s body? I can’t imagine a young Joey.

[@Dilanalikurt]

Yes LOOOOL

[@HarshJain-it2bg]

Imagine a young koala

[@sugewhitejacoby8654]

With a joint in his mouth

[@TigerTzu]

"Ay Ma, I dogh wanna drink tha fuckin' milk tho!"

[@ruvelf]

Lmfao yeah like George Lopez flashbacks lolol

[@clintlegg3829]

Someone needs to make a timeline of Joey Diaz stories. “I will never forget.. 1979.”

[@julians7268]

Lol, good luck!

[@davidfacca8899]

True or not, I love listening to him😂!!

[@longbong32]

This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@Eriecartel]

she had a fucking cart

[@hagenre8909]

Watch the honey dew joey diaz series, there he sums up his life in 6 podcasts

[@snowmishima3311]

I’ll never get tired of Joey telling this story 😂😂

[@igorlukyan206]

Imagine a 5 year old Joey with a young Italian squealing accent telling the nurse “listen, im scared shitless I just pissed the bed. Let me get back to you in an hour.” 🤣😂😂😂

[@nightviber2097]

HAHAHAHA

[@joeboxernum31]

I swear it could be a movie

[@TrollHunterxXx]

Funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@thekub32]

1979. He wasn’t 5.

[@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET]

The top comment was good, this? I needed this.

[@EleventyOnee]

This dude needs an “everybody hates chris”-styled show about his life, it would be a hit

[@garyhost354]

Yea I like joey. But The guy made women blow him for comedy spots. Guy is a turd

[@TCsHouse]

@@garyhost354 different time. Back then a deal was a deal.

[@garyhost354]

@@TCsHouse nah it was trash 5 years ago. This is why no big networks will touch him

[@ike2938]

@@garyhost354 lmao that just makes me like him more

[@garyhost354]

@@ike2938 lol

[@juliannakaberovsky4545]

Joey is the kind of man who can makes you smile even when your parents are die!

[@jessossenkopp]

Fun fact: It’s impossible to listen to a Joey Diaz story without smiling.

[@captainspaulding5963]

It's impossible to listen to uncle Joey breathe without laughing!

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

I wish he was Related to me just so I could contact him and listen to him speak on shit 🤣👍❤

[@xeniousthe2nd432]

Must be one of those american facts

[@XHERCUTTHROAT]

Ong😭😂

[@ic5169]

Facts I’m still smiling and it’s been off for 49 secs 😭😭😭

[@Nikhil-jz5nm]

Joey needs to write a book lol, instant bestseller

[@Bigbrotherthunder]

He already is

[@guitafire]

On his podcast he said he has been writing one

[@gavinmitchell6021]

Books 😂 too many stories to put in one lol

[@santaclaus3077]

Ya a book of made up stories sprinkled with tidbits of truth

[@Bigbrotherthunder]

Gavin Mitchell too many stories to keep straight lol

[@Shiekh420]

THE FACT THAT HE DOESNT CARE ENOUGH TO LIE ABOUT ANYTHING IS WHAT MAKES HIM LEGENDARY 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gino1498]

I ve been thinking abt this. You couldn’t have said it any better

[@matthall7359]

@@Gino1498y’all are gullible as fuck if you don’t think at least 50% of joeys stories are fabricated or wildly exaggerated. Bro lies about shit all the time for comedic affect. Wonderful story teller, but only because he’s a master bullshiter.

[@epicjohnny4831]

Joey Diaz should make a bed times story app.

[@dillonposton3763]

Bro let's make that happen and make some cash... I'm down to invest in that.. we can get someone off fiverr to make the app if we sent in story clips

[@OOzd95]

Dillon Poston get it done before Calm App steals your idea

[@risharddaniels1762]

Bruh these stories prevent me from getting sleep. Once i hear one, it’s down the fucking rabbit hole 😭

[@epicjohnny4831]

@@dillonposton3763 lmao actually it would be super easy to monetize, if you can get a yes from Joey to use his stuff it could be hooked up in less than two weeks and kicking.

[@swazigail1314]

Broooo that's a great fucking idea

[@frankrodriguez6424]

He is telling true Cuban family stories. I grew up in all that in Miami. Our parents were a trip, the doctor making house calls and the shots... All true

[@bboyStuntZ]

That friggin abuse. He's telling the story like it's funny but I kinda had a hard time laughing

[@jimmyli4771]

@@bboyStuntZ lmao no its not.

[@45asunder1]

It happens in Mexican families too😁 My mom's best friend gave me the damn shots when I was 5 years old.

[@derek9153]

I’m obviously white...I’ve chased down my child to give an injection.

[@deeel4750]

Its hilarious that people think he is BS. When you grow up in the tri-state area everyone over the age of 40 has these stories. NYC was a wild place back in the day

[@johnunkerman]

I literally never get tired of Joey’s stories.

[@laurenhall8392]

Joey Diaz: The One Man Show Love this guy

[@beesheer3761]

He’s a legend! Straight hilarious!!

[@LeoBioSoul]

Tremendous

[@Derek.Joseph]

Joey Diaz is your friend's crazy uncle that everyone wishes they were related to.

[@mjjumps]

I have an uncle just like Joey Diaz.... he’s great but sometimes you wish you WEREN’T related to him

[@Heavywall70]

Josh Ringer That’s exactly what I was thinking I fucking can’t stand my family, my uncles are the WORST At some stupid family function I’d rather sit with the cousin’s dog or a new family member just married in and WARN THEM.

[@Jonseyfun]

Speaking of this. He reminds me of my great uncle. He passed away a few years ago at the age 93 and it was always a joy to be around him. The first dirty story he told me was about a hooker he met in 1943. The greatest shit I've ever heard.

[@samantharobinson3897]

Yaaaaassss! I say that all the time! I just want to have a big Italian dinner with all three of them.

[@jadenpope7413]

@wowalinbie he *wasnt a good person, now when he tells these stories he often is regretful. he was also snorting lots of coke at the time

[@vladconcepcion3588]

Imagine how sharp Joey's memory is, I mean he always remember precise dates and timelines. Damn! My memory is shit and I ain't even 40 yet.

[@Joker-11B-SYLV]

Except Ali fought Holmes 2 Oct 1980....

[@OrcinusLaryngologist]

Sleeping is key to healing that.

[@TRAPLIFE4]

@@Joker-11B-SYLV he meant a different larry Holmes fight that happened on the date he said…

[@nickmaxx57]

The combination of Diaz stories and Rogans laugh makes it that much better😂

[@bigbrainalertpodcast9902]

I could listen to Joey’s stories for hours

[@souljayt8411]

finally a JRE clips I can click on bc i know ill enjoy it...

[@RedprintBobcat]

Laughing so damn hard I'm not even trying to sleep anymore

[@bigbrainalertpodcast9902]

Bill G ikr haha

[@PaziGazim]

Joey will never run out of epic stories he is a walking legend these things dont just happen to regular people at regular times he was born specifically at a precise time in history to forever remain a historical human being.

[@SKSillSKSill]

I hear Joey Diaz telling a story and I get hypnotized. One of my favorite storytellers of all time! Great guy.

[@beesheer3761]

The very best!!

[@williamthomas5215]

Bro, Joey was silent and calm this whole podcast and then out of nowhere the fights end and he just goes on a beautiful 13 minute tirade about being sickly and getting shots. He’s the greatest storyteller of all time.

[@bailey2913]

Joeys a legend, always a great guest with a good story to tell

[@eminlukac1778]

"they thought I was biggie, gettin shot" - Joey Diaz

[@bigmon19]

I straight up lost it when he said that! Joey is a mad genius.

[@religionisatragedy8537]

I read this as soon as he said it 😂😂

[@Pasztet85]

I died laughing on that one 🤣

[@bobriley000444]

"1970's white people, i'm not talking today "hah hah hah" white people"

[@lionheart5601]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rurathn5534]

If you quote something you have to do so correctly

[@jimmyayiotis7376]

That's just gold

[@farzana6676]

@@jimmyayiotis7376 What does it mean. I don't understand.

[@holywoof6419]

Ok so I read this before I watched when he said that then i read it after and it was hilarious

[@DXChrisCross]

Everytime Joey Diaz tells a story, you need to take 3 showers, say 17 Hail Marys, and speak to a lawyer to make sure you aren't implicated in several felonies.

[@tobe1207]

Thats when bert flies that he does that

[@p1d1]

"When you get sick in high school everybody come to see you".....golden generation in terms of people having real contact in the world

[@Francesco-cj3oi]

It was probably an excuse to skip homework lol

[@jacktheripper5661]

Nowadays it’s a “get well soon❤️” over Instagram

[@D-Fens_1632]

I remember a group of us getting permission to leave high school to attend the funeral of the mom of a friend of ours. This was nearly 30 years ago, looking back that seems kind of odd, I don't remember other kids ever doing that for a friend and haven't really known anyone since with a similar story. It wasn't just a get out of school thing, which was definitely cool, we just cared about our friend and her mom. It was all pretty sad, her mom was an end stage alcoholic, we thought it was great because we could go over there and drop acid and all that shit and she either didn't know or care. And she'd be funny when drunk, which was constantly. But she declined super quick. That friend's dad had also died abruptly from a heart attack barely two or three years earlier, similar to Joey she lost both parents before she was even a senior in high school. Haven't seen her in years but she turned out pretty okay last I heard. Some poor choices in men I think but that's all broads.

[@goose300183]

It was still that way in the late 90s/00/01 when I was at high school - back then all we had was text messages and maybe MSN messenger on a PC. It wasn't a huge, invasive substitute for actual human contact back then.

[@Dakidnolo]

Joey is literally a walking talking novel still being written each day. I can listen to his stories all day I swear.

[@danellboy5757]

I love how joey does like a teaser before he starts his stories to get you interested 😂😂😂

[@mikehink4062]

“They came with a Ghostbusters gun.” 😂

[@prodigy1445]

If that was me in there, my first thought would be, "oh shit so this is what happens when you cross the streams!"

[@mikehink4062]

Nicholas Garza hahahahahaha 😂 good shit.

[@bobd1623]

I died at this part too. Fucking gold!!! 😂

[@icy4567]

“They thought I was like biggie getting shot” lmfaooooo I cant breathe. Uncle Joey is goat

[@bigmon19]

Tremendous😂😂😂

[@waliky2002]

Man, this is good shit. I’m so thankful for God making Joey Diaz

[@davidhughes838]

Preach

[@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips]

If Joey ever wrote a book it would be an instant best seller

[@JesseStevenTrumm3992]

And he did and it was. Your a fortune teller

[@NickgAnagnost]

Is joey sitting in front of a bottle of Frank's Red Hot sauce and an Elmer's glue stick?

[@ironohyes3644]

yeah wtf 😂

[@marcyatkinson9995]

And yet for him, that seems completely normal.

[@whizzmik1705]

Nothing is out of the norm with uncle Joey

[@AbdallahMassoud1]

I thought by franks red hot you were referring to joe and by elmers glue stick you meant tony...

[@williamthomas5215]

Lmao yes he is, if you watched the whole podcast Joey came in with food and explained to Joe that the way to eat Cuban food is with frank’s red hots. He proceeds to douse his food in it lol

[@hvfti]

One of THE best story tellers of this time….coco’s a certified savage 💪🏾

[@matthewmccoll1739]

its amazing the clarity he has in stories, even down to the date. Man has a great memory

[@joebas9352]

5:48 She punches me in the stomach to loosen me up 👀 😂 🤣 Joey God bless You

[@bigcityclipz7033]

i fucking lost it there

[@MileyCyrusSwollenGums]

That absolutely gutted me 😂

[@Gio-512]

Joey Diaz needs to come up with some sort of toon series where they animate his stories. That would be amazing 🙌🏽🤣🙏🏽🤙🏽

[@1983mrharvey]

I totally agree he is hilarious!

[@novatryshots]

"I never went to see another doctor. I did acid that night...." - Joey Diaz

[@ignatiushorstmann2526]

Joey “I beat addiction but am stoned 24/7” Diaz

[@Anothergoogleaccount1]

Its like heroin addicts or alcoholics that chain smoke cigarettes

[@brettbarreras48]

Almost the same exact thing here. Weed has definitely helped me stay opiate free. Not sure I would have Been able to hold onto sobriety from opiates If I wasn’t smoking

[@risharddaniels1762]

HER Story medicine is drugs...

[@risharddaniels1762]

HER Story This is not correct. A drug is any substance that affects how the body works. A medicine is any drug that is used in treatment, diagnosis, or prevention of disease. Addictive properties are not a contributing factor.

[@risharddaniels1762]

HER Story i do agree that weed isn’t a drug though. Weed is a plant, that contains a drug.

[@crabnormal]

My grandmother was super Italian and it's comforting to hear Joey call his living room "the parlor".

[@SSbaby718]

“She’s breaking my balls, constantly.” - every New Yorker going through life 😂😂

[@ricardobjj24]

Doctor on cocaine sounds like a Chappelle skit

[@gregparis758]

“He would do a bump”

[@matthewbittenbender9191]

One of my docs use to be on Oxus and Xantax. Funny as that story was, it doesn’t surprise me.

[@Cobreezyy06]

Matthew Bittenbender yea I was gona say my doc was on oxys

[@winebox]

Ricardo Masvidal My mom was born in the early 20’s and her doctor was hooked on opiates after WWI and nobody knew till he came over for the delivery high as a kite. Nothing new under the sun.

[@JQUE94]

@@winebox can't imagine how strong those old day opioids were

[@Irish_Georgia_Girl]

This is my first time seeing Joey Diaz. I love him! I could listen to his stories all day!

[@straytenwhitenormell7759]

As a child in the 1970s, I can vouch for the penicillin stories. My family doctor (who smoked a huge, fat cigar while he was examining me) gave me a shot of penicillin in my arm every time I went there, regardless of what my illness was. LOL

[@Francesco-cj3oi]

Same people who are now telling you to "follow the science" Didn't change a bit

[@brianmorris364]

And now we have MRSA

[@LJ-mp7ir]

@@Francesco-cj3oi bill gates wasn’t practicing medicine then.

[@dominicpizzo7864]

Facts

[@Anon.G]

What a disgrace.

[@grantsarrafian8429]

This man has an amazing memory. He can still remember exact dates and locations while he was probably high

[@corbsterz]

it bescaue he tell them so frequently that its just a habit and wont ever forget stories he values

[@baltimorejoe5284]

I swear Joe and Joey are the greatest together I could watch these guys all day

[@ДенисШелешко]

5 year old Joey Diaz saying "come back in 5 minutes lemme think about it" 😂😂

[@Metsfan1986]

The last few minutes had me literally crying with laughter. Joey is a legend.

[@chip7796]

The way Joe laughs at him makes his stories even funnier 😂

[@theodore9668]

I could listen to Joey all day 😂

[@wingedrhinotv]

Joey Diaz is like the internet's favourite uncle 😂

[@davidsnyder2000]

Joey’s stories of his life’s experiences are a trip and a half😄 I can’t believe with all the robbing he did, and all the drugs, and all the health issues, he is still alive today. Not to mention still able to walk/talk and get around at his age. I would think somebody who partied like he did would have had a stroke or something by now lol😄 And he talks about these experiences like they just happened yesterday and he can’t wait to do it again….like right this minute 😂

[@srsucioguapodelsur8845]

12:37 I legit have a pic of my dad holding me in the hospital on the day I was born with a 6 pack of Budweiser in the background. Let’s bring back hospital beers in 2021.

[@10thinningcards]

I could listen to Joey tell stories all day.

[@ithinkaboutthings9052]

I am amazed that Joey, considering the life he’s lived, can just rattle off addresses and dates. What a storyteller.

[@callmeviper7723]

Joey just said “Heretics” instead of “Genetics” LOL

[@brettbarreras48]

Joey-ism’s lol. I’ll never forget when he was losing his mind yelling khabib and he said a different word every single time. It was ona fight companion the whole room was dying

[@armedlorax7301]

pretty sure he was shooting for hereditary

[@Giovannigio123]

Haha from spanish I guess

[@seeqr9]

@@armedlorax7301 he was thinking hereditary but shooting for genetics lol.. hereditary plus genetics equals heretics.

[@chasegwop47]

@@seeqr9 🤣🤣🤣

[@guadafok3585]

Joey's stories saved the boring fight 💯❤️

[@Santos.L.Halper.]

The image of joey being a kid and still talking like he does now is the best 😂😂

[@texasrose2315]

I love listening to Joey, he is a good storyteller.

[@bonlouis8808]

That story about that old man’s poop chute had me in tears. What a raconteur, Diaz is

[@AntAntL]

His mom loved him. That's true motherly love

[@VenomHernandez]

Eddie Bravo was Needed in this episode

[@BlockKidNoNewFriends]

FR

[@christru22]

Eddie bravo is always needed, Dude is funny.

[@lamolambda8349]

Eddy ain't takin no goverment test where they chip you.

[@RAZERDsXe]

Ya wtf where tf is edgie brah

[@MrEdward4321]

lamo lambda if anything if Eddie gets brought into questioning about conspiracies and alien theories and shit. His first reaction is going to be that cypress hill shit he does. I can’t find the clip where he does it but I’ll see if I can and add it on here. So you know what I’m talking about. Lol.

[@hairyberry4858]

Note to self don’t drink milk while watching Joey diaz

[@imsorrythankyouplease7613]

You drink that fuckin milk in five minutes if you know what’s good for you.

[@worldclassvago9346]

Gotta put scoop of ice cream first

[@JDeuce]

If you haven't seen his Sister Hyacinth story, you should go do that. 😂

[@davidbryan7795]

The best story teller ever

[@igorlukyan206]

We need and animated shit volcano experience STAT

[@Steef_Lee]

Lol I just commented that before I saw yours

[@daviddoesit2341]

Legends the both of u

[@catdogc86]

The jackass guys did it lol

[@fonkyman]

TO THIS DAY !!!!!!! i dont drink milk

[@alexguerra683]

he always says it..he even denied milk on a eating pepper show

[@YoshiixSaiko]

I'm from Jersey City, NJ born in the 90s. Growing up, I've heard of Joey D from North Bergen to realize later in life it was Joey Diaz. That man has left some STORIES in Jersey City.

[@AHN001]

Joey Diaz is the single greatest thing to have ever happened to podcasts.

[@lionheart5601]

Some mastermind has to animate all of Joey Diaz Stories and turn it into a Netflix series...."Growing up Diaz The Joey Chronicles"

[@AndrewRyan-rd1wl]

Only Joey would have this story !! A real american treasure!!

[@Billy_Herrington1969]

How is this guy still alive ?

[@samanthab1923]

Medical miracle 😂

[@N-e-o1]

@@samanthab1923 medicinal mari-miracle

[@monkcheetah8203]

Drugs 🥴

[@genociderjill]

All That THC Holding Him Up 😭😭😭😹

[@cash5593]

He's a doctah!

[@kladdha_]

These 13 minutes are an excellent introduction to the legendary Joey Diaz.

[@dyinhope6840]

Omg this is awesome. The jackals of KZbin. So great can't stop listening ing

[@achinthyas319]

Gotta love that expression at 12:44 , man just screams "Cm'on Joe" silently.

[@GhastlyCretin]

September 28th 1979 is when Holmes beat Earnie Shavers. He beat Ali the next year. Slight mix up in memory but kinda makes his story more legit.

[@KvltKvnt]

Old fool's just tell stories even if they exaggerate or make up certain parts. Part of the fun of being old and interesting lol

[@traviscowley4780]

remembering what year something happened to you in tho is super hard, like think back to things when you were 6 years old.. or were you 7? it doesnt make that much a difference but after a while the years kind of blend together

[@KvltKvnt]

@@traviscowley4780 good point, no one remembers every little detail

[@-C.S.R]

I had a feeling that fight was 1980!

[@StonkeyDomp]

I bet he's spot on about doing acid that night though!

[@dixonqwerty]

I swear I could listen to Joey telling stories for month straight and I would not get tired of it. OMG this legend is funny.

[@gavinblak23]

Joey that uncle that makes you excited to show up to the family parties

[@Joshua-lc1rq]

Calling OSHA the EPA killed me 😂😂

[@andrewholz1414]

LMAO it killed me too. The dude onn Joey's right said it with such conviction too, "The EPA!!" lol. Although I'll give it to them, I bet the environment of that hospital room was fairly jacked up.

[@aldocuacuas5838]

FirstName LastName 😂 that was Jamie just adding his 2 cents to the conersation lmao

[@eLiFILMSinc]

I think the World especially now Needs a Joey Diaz movie of some of his collected stories

[@The.One.7.]

9:53 his impression of the old Italian guy nearly killed me

[@RickDirt11]

are U kidding me? ive thought he was Italian my whole life...

[@jamesgragan8129]

@@RickDirt11 Cuban I believe

[@bradycowles5520]

@@RickDirt11 He’s gotta have some in him with the Cuban. He has so many Italian characteristics and even looks more Italian than Cuban😂

[@raizelcortez3219]

@@bradycowles5520 I think people have said he was raised by Italians after both his parents died