"I'll neva forget" these magic words means a good story is comin
@lukefleming62383 жыл бұрын
Or “ you know me dog”
@goodlove94213 жыл бұрын
Have you heard Joe Rogans Rap Song? 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqSsY2R7a81oncU
@AZVLV3 жыл бұрын
Y’all should watch Larry Lawton all his life is “I’ll neva forget” moments
@joerivandeweyer30563 жыл бұрын
@@AZVLV Still waiting for the tattoo gun and prison pasta and white lightning alcohol ;)
@joerivandeweyer30563 жыл бұрын
@@adam92012 "Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. And that's his whole persona.
@Eddy142_3 жыл бұрын
My favourite Joey Diaz story is when he didn’t shit for a week and released a fart on the bus so deadly it made the cheerleaders cry
@AholicKnight3 жыл бұрын
same
@General_Pinkledink3 жыл бұрын
Its changing flavors
@roycov893 жыл бұрын
Yeah or the story of him and the young hooker at one of his stand up comedy shows had me in stitches 2
@adamzaloga96793 жыл бұрын
hes changing flavors
@kiduzi95073 жыл бұрын
Omg he's changing flavors
@JaySinghIsImmature2 жыл бұрын
"My mother put me in a headlock and punched me in the gut -- just to loosen me up" .... This man is a legendary story teller
@user-ro6vl7er1w4 ай бұрын
Very Italian 😂😂😂
@kledus420smith83 ай бұрын
Hes cuban with a new yorker acent@@user-ro6vl7er1w
@556deltawolf3 ай бұрын
@@user-ro6vl7er1w He's Cuban actually.
@benjaminmandeville44302 ай бұрын
@@user-ro6vl7er1w He's not Italian
@xxn0cturn3xx2 ай бұрын
@@user-ro6vl7er1w he is not italian 🤣🤣
@thinkplanetearth2946 Жыл бұрын
There is never a time where I don't wind up in tears from laughing so hard from listening to a Joey Diaz story.
@tomasm007 Жыл бұрын
Same here lol
@anthonyryan8528 Жыл бұрын
He's hilarious 😂 a ghost buster gun hahaha 😆 😂 🤣
@phoneexpert694 жыл бұрын
This man remembers dates better than I remember what I had for breakfast
@santaclaus30774 жыл бұрын
That's cause hes making shit up
@phoneexpert694 жыл бұрын
Santa Claus thanks Santa
@the_original_Bilb_Ono4 жыл бұрын
Getting really specific makes it seem more believable. Hes a professional bullshiter, there may be some truth to these stories, but certainly he fluffs them atleast, complete fabrications at most. And im not putting the dude down, i love him to death. Its just how some people are, all you can do is just have fun and laugh.
@jettgoforth64534 жыл бұрын
It’s funny bc they don’t lol
@HaikesXO4 жыл бұрын
So true lol
@LuvsicVI4 жыл бұрын
This man's entire life is just a very long skit.
@apollo15734 жыл бұрын
Diggy d that’s how it always goes 😂😂
@danielwright29124 жыл бұрын
Relativity is the best kept retarded industrial workers on policy share and reengineered acceptance speeches
@danielwright29124 жыл бұрын
Talented and diverse detailed deranged exspectant monetary compensation sharecroppers. Evidential lawyers of preconditioned diploid tetrahedrone talented gravitational force federally controlled substances
@danielwright29124 жыл бұрын
Compounded interest pyramids. Extinct professional earth riders. Decorated inherited promiscuity. Stolan valor has a certain degree of interest reality agents of concientious defined playgeristic gravitational waves of continental peaks and valleys of common delusions. Hail the chief. Insurection . Slavery is alive and well indentured
@DNYGdj4 жыл бұрын
When your father dies before you're born and your mother dies at age 16, shit happens.
@cmdrlucas6949 Жыл бұрын
You'd be surprised how many people there are like Joey Diaz in this world. Each of them unique in their own ways.
@mards2479 Жыл бұрын
I feel like a third of Gen X acts just like joey Diaz, crazy stories and all. He reminds me of damn near everyone my dad has ever introduced me to lol
@richevans609 Жыл бұрын
I grew up in East Boston Massachusetts in the late 80's and 90's and it was one character after another......
@user-ro6vl7er1w4 ай бұрын
They're in Italia and everywhere they live 😅😅😅😅
@barringtonfisher872 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that every time Joey is on Rogan's podcast, he has different stories from the last time he was on. This guy needs a movie or two about his life
@dansawicki49823 жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear Joey tell his childhood stories I always picture him looking and sounding the same as a child.
@zentempo79023 жыл бұрын
Yeah except shorter 🤣
@thtboii58842 жыл бұрын
Lmao like on George Lopez
@dilciaenid572 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!
@johnsellas44552 жыл бұрын
I always thought they should do a cartoon with Joey as a kid but he still has the same voice as he does as an adult and the plot of each episode are stories that he tells on the podcast
@janberkemeier74062 жыл бұрын
420th like
@isaacpartridge44934 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz belongs in a Scorsese movie.
@MrAsystole4 жыл бұрын
Joey is the typical cuban that exaggerates alot , he so gullible i can just believe everything he exagerates
@tonynagy20424 жыл бұрын
Quentin....
@MrB19234 жыл бұрын
@@MrAsystole I don't think you understand what gullible means.
@raemoesmero91364 жыл бұрын
He’s gonna be in The Sopranos prequel. Close enough
@PlazboBrah4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was Scorsese
@Killryno666 Жыл бұрын
Not only is Joey Diaz a master story teller, he’s a god damn rainman with times, dates, and details with photographic memory. Legend
@Shiekh420 Жыл бұрын
THE FACT THAT HE DOESNT CARE ENOUGH TO LIE ABOUT ANYTHING IS WHAT MAKES HIM LEGENDARY 😂😂😂😂😂
@Gino149822 күн бұрын
I ve been thinking abt this. You couldn’t have said it any better
@flowerpt4 жыл бұрын
The most improbable thing in our universe is that Joey Diaz is still alive.
@Cobreezyy064 жыл бұрын
Bill McGonigle you never heard of the Diaz theory of improbability? It’s world famous and mathematicians have been scratching their heads for decades
@saerudayo4 жыл бұрын
We live in a universe where not only are Steve-O AND Joey Diaz somehow alive in 2020, but actually in decent health too
@Zaghzackio4 жыл бұрын
丈夫Saeru and somehow have still retained a whole bunch of memories despite all the fuck shit they did
@MIKE-TYTHON3 жыл бұрын
Keith Richards That’s all
@darkpanda1823 жыл бұрын
@@MIKE-TYTHON LOL I was looking for this reply. You can't say "I can't believe this person is still alive" without mentioning Keith Richards
@julians72684 жыл бұрын
Just when you think Joey has told all his stories...
@themmaboom80454 жыл бұрын
He lyin bruh lol
@VentureAHighway4 жыл бұрын
hahahah never ending supply
@thatdude1694 жыл бұрын
@@themmaboom8045 who cares lol
@donbenain93164 жыл бұрын
Is he an actor? Joey is crazy funny
@georgedudleysashtray38604 жыл бұрын
When you make up your stories you never run out of them
@DXChrisCross Жыл бұрын
Everytime Joey Diaz tells a story, you need to take 3 showers, say 17 Hail Marys, and speak to a lawyer to make sure you aren't implicated in several felonies.
@badmanbateman2 жыл бұрын
This man literally made me realise how cool it was to be “not cool” and different. Yet still be the coolest man on earth 🤷🏻♂️
@igorlukyan2064 жыл бұрын
Imagine a 5 year old Joey with a young Italian squealing accent telling the nurse “listen, im scared shitless I just pissed the bed. Let me get back to you in an hour.” 🤣😂😂😂
@nightviber20974 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@joeboxernum314 жыл бұрын
I swear it could be a movie
@TrollHunterxXx4 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard
@thekub324 жыл бұрын
1979. He wasn’t 5.
@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET4 жыл бұрын
The top comment was good, this? I needed this.
@izacsir24 жыл бұрын
i just imagine 8 year old joey negotiating with the nurse😂
@MrWarriorAsh3 жыл бұрын
"You're bustin my balls here nurse common give me breakfast"
@chevy47592 жыл бұрын
With the same deep voice too 😂😂
@zey11362 жыл бұрын
I think he was 16 at that time.
@believeinjesus69722 жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ “And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.” 1 Corinthians 13:13 NIV
@HunterRouth2 жыл бұрын
Tremendous!
@vladconcepcion3588 Жыл бұрын
Imagine how sharp Joey's memory is, I mean he always remember precise dates and timelines. Damn! My memory is shit and I ain't even 40 yet.
@Joker-11B-SYLV Жыл бұрын
Except Ali fought Holmes 2 Oct 1980....
@OrcinusLaryngologist10 ай бұрын
Sleeping is key to healing that.
@snowmishima33112 жыл бұрын
I’ll never get tired of Joey telling this story 😂😂
@dropYourVideo4 жыл бұрын
Joey "i'll never forget" Diaz. Im glad you don't.
@BrickOvenBakery4 жыл бұрын
Sept.28th- 😂1979
@MaximumShellz4 жыл бұрын
I hate his voice that fat in his neck sounds gross it makes me sick to hear him
@jtaw1234 жыл бұрын
@@MaximumShellz yet you clicked on a video of joey diaz telling stories
@damianmigginis11574 жыл бұрын
James Wilson he’s probably thinking about him 😏 if you catch my saying
@Mr_jnk4 жыл бұрын
@@MaximumShellz nah this is bait
@sticky44444 жыл бұрын
The fact that Joey Diaz is only 57 scares me and I don’t know why
@johnleyva46194 жыл бұрын
Me too...
@mikeypickett44684 жыл бұрын
But he has 57 years of LIFE not just life
@10thinningcards4 жыл бұрын
I legit thought he was about 70.
@MultipleBob4 жыл бұрын
And Joes only 4 years younger 😳
@TitoPLLE44443 жыл бұрын
freal bro, my mom is older than him i thot he was about my dads age 😂
@biserker1delta612 жыл бұрын
This dude is the funniest man on earth because he had so much crazy life experiences. God bless this guy.
@davidsnyder2000 Жыл бұрын
Joey’s stories of his life’s experiences are a trip and a half😄 I can’t believe with all the robbing he did, and all the drugs, and all the health issues, he is still alive today. Not to mention still able to walk/talk and get around at his age. I would think somebody who partied like he did would have had a stroke or something by now lol😄 And he talks about these experiences like they just happened yesterday and he can’t wait to do it again….like right this minute 😂
@oscardelahoya3154 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a national treasure, no way you can cancel him
@pulmo14 жыл бұрын
John Doe this guy is the anecdote to the homeless SJWs.
@beesheer37614 жыл бұрын
All you can ever do as a person is grow and he did
@Nick-th1kx4 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is the instructional video on how to avoid cancel culture- say horrible things so often that they have so much material to work with they just give up
@j-dog77674 жыл бұрын
Nurk Flurks i believe that was trumps campaign strategy
@nc_classics97674 жыл бұрын
Ricky Parmar Ive been with Verizon for 20 years
@bobriley0004444 жыл бұрын
"1970's white people, i'm not talking today "hah hah hah" white people"
@lionheart56014 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rurathn55344 жыл бұрын
If you quote something you have to do so correctly
@jimmyayiotis73763 жыл бұрын
That's just gold
@farzana66763 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyayiotis7376 What does it mean. I don't understand.
@holywoof64193 жыл бұрын
Ok so I read this before I watched when he said that then i read it after and it was hilarious
@Rocky-oq9cy2 жыл бұрын
"This is the double-whammy of the day. You ready? I DON'T FUCKIN' LIKE MILK." - Joey Diaz 2020
@Gio-512 Жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz needs to come up with some sort of toon series where they animate his stories. That would be amazing 🙌🏽🤣🙏🏽🤙🏽
@1983mrharvey Жыл бұрын
I totally agree he is hilarious!
@selfdiscardedkingofruin72914 жыл бұрын
Joey is a blessing and Joe's laughter is infectious
@gurpinderjohal3374 жыл бұрын
Joe's laugh is infectious? Do you know who Lee Syatt is? 😛
@naelyneurkopfen97413 жыл бұрын
His laugh sounds infected.
@jessossenkopp3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: It’s impossible to listen to a Joey Diaz story without smiling.
@captainspaulding59632 жыл бұрын
It's impossible to listen to uncle Joey breathe without laughing!
@mattasticmattattack85462 жыл бұрын
I wish he was Related to me just so I could contact him and listen to him speak on shit 🤣👍❤
@xeniousthe2nd4322 жыл бұрын
Must be one of those american facts
@XHERCUTTHROAT2 жыл бұрын
Ong😭😂
@ic51692 жыл бұрын
Facts I’m still smiling and it’s been off for 49 secs 😭😭😭
@chip77962 жыл бұрын
The way Joe laughs at him makes his stories even funnier 😂
@danellboy5757 Жыл бұрын
I love how joey does like a teaser before he starts his stories to get you interested 😂😂😂
@Nikhil-jz5nm4 жыл бұрын
Joey needs to write a book lol, instant bestseller
@Bigbrotherthunder4 жыл бұрын
He already is
@guitafire4 жыл бұрын
On his podcast he said he has been writing one
@gavinmitchell60214 жыл бұрын
Books 😂 too many stories to put in one lol
@santaclaus30774 жыл бұрын
Ya a book of made up stories sprinkled with tidbits of truth
@Bigbrotherthunder4 жыл бұрын
Gavin Mitchell too many stories to keep straight lol
@clintlegg38294 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make a timeline of Joey Diaz stories. “I will never forget.. 1979.”
@julians72684 жыл бұрын
Lol, good luck!
@davidfacca88994 жыл бұрын
True or not, I love listening to him😂!!
@longbong324 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM
@Eriecartel4 жыл бұрын
she had a fucking cart
@hagenre89094 жыл бұрын
Watch the honey dew joey diaz series, there he sums up his life in 6 podcasts
@canadaeast83582 жыл бұрын
Hearing joe laughing so hard was just as funny as the story lol it made me burst out every time he did
@juliannakaberovsky45452 жыл бұрын
Joey is the kind of man who can makes you smile even when your parents are die!
@mikehink40624 жыл бұрын
“They came with a Ghostbusters gun.” 😂
@prodigy14453 жыл бұрын
If that was me in there, my first thought would be, "oh shit so this is what happens when you cross the streams!"
@mikehink40623 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Garza hahahahahaha 😂 good shit.
@bobd16233 жыл бұрын
I died at this part too. Fucking gold!!! 😂
@Derek.Joseph4 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is your friend's crazy uncle that everyone wishes they were related to.
@mjjumps4 жыл бұрын
I have an uncle just like Joey Diaz.... he’s great but sometimes you wish you WEREN’T related to him
@Heavywall704 жыл бұрын
Josh Ringer That’s exactly what I was thinking I fucking can’t stand my family, my uncles are the WORST At some stupid family function I’d rather sit with the cousin’s dog or a new family member just married in and WARN THEM.
@Jonseyfun4 жыл бұрын
Speaking of this. He reminds me of my great uncle. He passed away a few years ago at the age 93 and it was always a joy to be around him. The first dirty story he told me was about a hooker he met in 1943. The greatest shit I've ever heard.
@samantharobinson38974 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaassss! I say that all the time! I just want to have a big Italian dinner with all three of them.
@jadenpope74134 жыл бұрын
@wowalinbie he *wasnt a good person, now when he tells these stories he often is regretful. he was also snorting lots of coke at the time
@bailey29132 жыл бұрын
Joeys a legend, always a great guest with a good story to tell
@johnunkerman2 жыл бұрын
I literally never get tired of Joey’s stories.
@epicjohnny48314 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz should make a bed times story app.
@dillonposton37634 жыл бұрын
Bro let's make that happen and make some cash... I'm down to invest in that.. we can get someone off fiverr to make the app if we sent in story clips
@OOzd954 жыл бұрын
Dillon Poston get it done before Calm App steals your idea
@risharddaniels17623 жыл бұрын
Bruh these stories prevent me from getting sleep. Once i hear one, it’s down the fucking rabbit hole 😭
@epicjohnny48313 жыл бұрын
@@dillonposton3763 lmao actually it would be super easy to monetize, if you can get a yes from Joey to use his stuff it could be hooked up in less than two weeks and kicking.
@swazigail13143 жыл бұрын
Broooo that's a great fucking idea
@eminlukac17784 жыл бұрын
"they thought I was biggie, gettin shot" - Joey Diaz
@bigmon194 жыл бұрын
I straight up lost it when he said that! Joey is a mad genius.
@religionisatragedy85373 жыл бұрын
I read this as soon as he said it 😂😂
@Pasztet853 жыл бұрын
I died laughing on that one 🤣
@davidrobertson8918 Жыл бұрын
Joey and Joe together always makes me laugh so hard I got laugh tears running down my face 😂
@ithinkaboutthings9052 Жыл бұрын
I am amazed that Joey, considering the life he’s lived, can just rattle off addresses and dates. What a storyteller.
@EleventyOnee3 жыл бұрын
This dude needs an “everybody hates chris”-styled show about his life, it would be a hit
@garyhost3543 жыл бұрын
Yea I like joey. But The guy made women blow him for comedy spots. Guy is a turd
@TCsHouse3 жыл бұрын
@@garyhost354 different time. Back then a deal was a deal.
@garyhost3543 жыл бұрын
@@TCsHouse nah it was trash 5 years ago. This is why no big networks will touch him
@ike29383 жыл бұрын
@@garyhost354 lmao that just makes me like him more
@garyhost3543 жыл бұрын
@@ike2938 lol
@johnlamont38854 жыл бұрын
“comeback in an hour let me get my head right” felt that
@PaziGazim Жыл бұрын
Joey will never run out of epic stories he is a walking legend these things dont just happen to regular people at regular times he was born specifically at a precise time in history to forever remain a historical human being.
@baltimorejoe52842 жыл бұрын
I swear Joe and Joey are the greatest together I could watch these guys all day
@-th1rty3-4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Joey's daughter getting bedtime stories. Best storyteller.
@ItsReape4 жыл бұрын
yormuthor 16 HAHAHAHAHAHA
@mariyatakeuchi90092 жыл бұрын
“Dad tell me a story” “Let me tell you something mercy diaz…”
@Kas1645 Жыл бұрын
@@mariyatakeuchi9009 back in 85…
@robtalbot80604 жыл бұрын
When I imagine Joey as a kid, I always think of him with his current face attached to a child’s body? I can’t imagine a young Joey.
@Dilanalikurt3 жыл бұрын
Yes LOOOOL
@HarshJain-it2bg3 жыл бұрын
Imagine a young koala
@sugewhitejacoby86543 жыл бұрын
With a joint in his mouth
@TigerTzu3 жыл бұрын
"Ay Ma, I dogh wanna drink tha fuckin' milk tho!"
@ruvelf3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao yeah like George Lopez flashbacks lolol
@hvfti Жыл бұрын
One of THE best story tellers of this time….coco’s a certified savage 💪🏾
@mrrebel51502 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is probably the only comedian that's truly keeping it real.
@NickgAnagnost3 жыл бұрын
Is joey sitting in front of a bottle of Frank's Red Hot sauce and an Elmer's glue stick?
@ironohyes36443 жыл бұрын
yeah wtf 😂
@marcyatkinson99953 жыл бұрын
And yet for him, that seems completely normal.
@whizzmik17053 жыл бұрын
Nothing is out of the norm with uncle Joey
@AbdallahMassoud13 жыл бұрын
I thought by franks red hot you were referring to joe and by elmers glue stick you meant tony...
@williamthomas52153 жыл бұрын
Lmao yes he is, if you watched the whole podcast Joey came in with food and explained to Joe that the way to eat Cuban food is with frank’s red hots. He proceeds to douse his food in it lol
@joebas93524 жыл бұрын
5:48 She punches me in the stomach to loosen me up 👀 😂 🤣 Joey God bless You
@bigcityclipz70333 жыл бұрын
i fucking lost it there
@MileyCyrusSwollenGums3 жыл бұрын
That absolutely gutted me 😂
@dyinhope68402 жыл бұрын
Omg this is awesome. The jackals of KZbin. So great can't stop listening ing
@johnsmith-mx4ci2 жыл бұрын
Diaz is simply the funniest story telling fella ever 😂😂Legend
@nickmaxx574 жыл бұрын
The combination of Diaz stories and Rogans laugh makes it that much better😂
@ricardobjj244 жыл бұрын
Doctor on cocaine sounds like a Chappelle skit
@gregparis7584 жыл бұрын
“He would do a bump”
@matthewbittenbender91914 жыл бұрын
One of my docs use to be on Oxus and Xantax. Funny as that story was, it doesn’t surprise me.
@Cobreezyy064 жыл бұрын
Matthew Bittenbender yea I was gona say my doc was on oxys
@winebox4 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Masvidal My mom was born in the early 20’s and her doctor was hooked on opiates after WWI and nobody knew till he came over for the delivery high as a kite. Nothing new under the sun.
@JQUE943 жыл бұрын
@@winebox can't imagine how strong those old day opioids were
@Irish_Georgia_Girl5 ай бұрын
This is my first time seeing Joey Diaz. I love him! I could listen to his stories all day!
@deonwalker6270 Жыл бұрын
I love this guy so much, he makes me feel like my crazy life is normal
@AsvpMarleyy7183 жыл бұрын
“She’s breaking my balls, constantly.” - every New Yorker going through life 😂😂
@novatryshots3 жыл бұрын
"I never went to see another doctor. I did acid that night...." - Joey Diaz
@kyleb82682 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel down, I just listen to Coco Diaz stories. Holy shit you cannot not laugh. Mans whole life is just one big comedy special.
@mattparks71822 жыл бұрын
Joe and Joey are the best. Thanks brothers. 😂
@laurenhall83924 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz: The One Man Show Love this guy
@beesheer37614 жыл бұрын
He’s a legend! Straight hilarious!!
@LeoBioSoul4 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@ignatiushorstmann25264 жыл бұрын
Joey “I beat addiction but am stoned 24/7” Diaz
@Anothergoogleaccount14 жыл бұрын
Its like heroin addicts or alcoholics that chain smoke cigarettes
@brettbarreras484 жыл бұрын
Almost the same exact thing here. Weed has definitely helped me stay opiate free. Not sure I would have Been able to hold onto sobriety from opiates If I wasn’t smoking
@risharddaniels17623 жыл бұрын
HER Story medicine is drugs...
@risharddaniels17623 жыл бұрын
HER Story This is not correct. A drug is any substance that affects how the body works. A medicine is any drug that is used in treatment, diagnosis, or prevention of disease. Addictive properties are not a contributing factor.
@risharddaniels17623 жыл бұрын
HER Story i do agree that weed isn’t a drug though. Weed is a plant, that contains a drug.
@dixonqwerty4 ай бұрын
I swear I could listen to Joey telling stories for month straight and I would not get tired of it. OMG this legend is funny.
@KapteinFruit8 ай бұрын
Joey always bring a smile to my face. :) I never get old of listening to his insane stories. I like to believe they are all true. Joey ended up as a legend in the game despite his difficult upbringing. It's funny how we call him Uncle Joey, he literally feels like one. People can get mad all they want, but shit happens in life and you have to learn to laugh at it otherwise you go insane.
@frankrodriguez64244 жыл бұрын
He is telling true Cuban family stories. I grew up in all that in Miami. Our parents were a trip, the doctor making house calls and the shots... All true
@bboyStuntZ4 жыл бұрын
That friggin abuse. He's telling the story like it's funny but I kinda had a hard time laughing
@jimmyli47714 жыл бұрын
@@bboyStuntZ lmao no its not.
@45asunder13 жыл бұрын
It happens in Mexican families too😁 My mom's best friend gave me the damn shots when I was 5 years old.
@derek91533 жыл бұрын
I’m obviously white...I’ve chased down my child to give an injection.
@deeel47503 жыл бұрын
Its hilarious that people think he is BS. When you grow up in the tri-state area everyone over the age of 40 has these stories. NYC was a wild place back in the day
@bigbrainalertpodcast99024 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Joey’s stories for hours
@souljayt84114 жыл бұрын
finally a JRE clips I can click on bc i know ill enjoy it...
@RedprintBobcat4 жыл бұрын
Laughing so damn hard I'm not even trying to sleep anymore
@bigbrainalertpodcast99024 жыл бұрын
Bill G ikr haha
@overtothisside5042 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is the best story teller ever he needs and his life is so interesting it's unjust that there isn't a movie based on this man's life
@1983mrharvey Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard watching this video Joey Diaz is a fucking legend
@icy45674 жыл бұрын
“They thought I was like biggie getting shot” lmfaooooo I cant breathe. Uncle Joey is goat
@bigmon194 жыл бұрын
Tremendous😂😂😂
@williamthomas52153 жыл бұрын
Bro, Joey was silent and calm this whole podcast and then out of nowhere the fights end and he just goes on a beautiful 13 minute tirade about being sickly and getting shots. He’s the greatest storyteller of all time.
@stelladufr6736 Жыл бұрын
Diaz is the best story teller. I could listen to him all day.
@donellikАй бұрын
Every video is a masterpiece. Keep doing what you're doing!
@callmeviper77234 жыл бұрын
Joey just said “Heretics” instead of “Genetics” LOL
@brettbarreras484 жыл бұрын
Joey-ism’s lol. I’ll never forget when he was losing his mind yelling khabib and he said a different word every single time. It was ona fight companion the whole room was dying
@armedlorax73014 жыл бұрын
pretty sure he was shooting for hereditary
@Giovannigio1233 жыл бұрын
Haha from spanish I guess
@seeqr93 жыл бұрын
@@armedlorax7301 he was thinking hereditary but shooting for genetics lol.. hereditary plus genetics equals heretics.
@chasegwop473 жыл бұрын
@@seeqr9 🤣🤣🤣
@p1d13 жыл бұрын
"When you get sick in high school everybody come to see you".....golden generation in terms of people having real contact in the world
@Francesco-cj3oi2 жыл бұрын
It was probably an excuse to skip homework lol
@jacktheripper5661 Жыл бұрын
Nowadays it’s a “get well soon❤️” over Instagram
@D-Fens_1632 Жыл бұрын
I remember a group of us getting permission to leave high school to attend the funeral of the mom of a friend of ours. This was nearly 30 years ago, looking back that seems kind of odd, I don't remember other kids ever doing that for a friend and haven't really known anyone since with a similar story. It wasn't just a get out of school thing, which was definitely cool, we just cared about our friend and her mom. It was all pretty sad, her mom was an end stage alcoholic, we thought it was great because we could go over there and drop acid and all that shit and she either didn't know or care. And she'd be funny when drunk, which was constantly. But she declined super quick. That friend's dad had also died abruptly from a heart attack barely two or three years earlier, similar to Joey she lost both parents before she was even a senior in high school. Haven't seen her in years but she turned out pretty okay last I heard. Some poor choices in men I think but that's all broads.
@goose300183 Жыл бұрын
It was still that way in the late 90s/00/01 when I was at high school - back then all we had was text messages and maybe MSN messenger on a PC. It wasn't a huge, invasive substitute for actual human contact back then.
@marymotherofgod4861 Жыл бұрын
His childhood shaped him he’s such a gift for us 😂😂😂😂❤
@BrickOvenBakery4 жыл бұрын
I hear Joey Diaz telling a story and I get hypnotized. One of my favorite storytellers of all time! Great guy.
@beesheer37614 жыл бұрын
The very best!!
@user-qg4bi3pd9v3 жыл бұрын
5 year old Joey Diaz saying "come back in 5 minutes lemme think about it" 😂😂
@chikoface2 жыл бұрын
Love Joey he got so many story’s and growing up around Cubans ! Ain’t nothing better
@davidbryan7795 Жыл бұрын
The best story teller ever
@straytenwhitenormell77593 жыл бұрын
As a child in the 1970s, I can vouch for the penicillin stories. My family doctor (who smoked a huge, fat cigar while he was examining me) gave me a shot of penicillin in my arm every time I went there, regardless of what my illness was. LOL
@Francesco-cj3oi2 жыл бұрын
Same people who are now telling you to "follow the science" Didn't change a bit
@brianmorris3642 жыл бұрын
And now we have MRSA
@LJ-mp7ir2 жыл бұрын
@@Francesco-cj3oi bill gates wasn’t practicing medicine then.
@dominicpizzo7864 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@Anon.G Жыл бұрын
What a disgrace.
@srsucioguapodelsur88454 жыл бұрын
12:37 I legit have a pic of my dad holding me in the hospital on the day I was born with a 6 pack of Budweiser in the background. Let’s bring back hospital beers in 2021.
@tonydontknowboxing4 ай бұрын
"They was holding me like Biggie getting shot" 🤣🤣🤣
@gi-joe_510CA Жыл бұрын
Thanks for this whole video
@HotboxinwithMikeTysonClips4 жыл бұрын
If Joey ever wrote a book it would be an instant best seller
@igorlukyan2064 жыл бұрын
We need and animated shit volcano experience STAT
@Steef_Lee4 жыл бұрын
Lol I just commented that before I saw yours
@daviddoesit23414 жыл бұрын
Legends the both of u
@catdogc864 жыл бұрын
The jackass guys did it lol
@LaughsWithDiaz11 ай бұрын
i cant stop watching these. this guy makes my day better. rise & shine sukas
@OneGodoneIsrael2 жыл бұрын
“His ass blew up”🤣
@Joshua-lc1rq4 жыл бұрын
Calling OSHA the EPA killed me 😂😂
@andrewholz14144 жыл бұрын
LMAO it killed me too. The dude onn Joey's right said it with such conviction too, "The EPA!!" lol. Although I'll give it to them, I bet the environment of that hospital room was fairly jacked up.
@aldocuacuas58384 жыл бұрын
FirstName LastName 😂 that was Jamie just adding his 2 cents to the conersation lmao
@Dakidnolo4 жыл бұрын
Joey is literally a walking talking novel still being written each day. I can listen to his stories all day I swear.
@HITXxXxS9 ай бұрын
Joey Diaz, thank you man You made me laugh man and it was much needed
@eLiFILMSinc2 жыл бұрын
I think the World especially now Needs a Joey Diaz movie of some of his collected stories
@VenomHernandez4 жыл бұрын
Eddie Bravo was Needed in this episode
@BlockKidNoNewFriends4 жыл бұрын
FR
@christru224 жыл бұрын
Eddie bravo is always needed, Dude is funny.
@lamolambda83494 жыл бұрын
Eddy ain't takin no goverment test where they chip you.
@RAZERDsXe4 жыл бұрын
Ya wtf where tf is edgie brah
@MrEdward43214 жыл бұрын
lamo lambda if anything if Eddie gets brought into questioning about conspiracies and alien theories and shit. His first reaction is going to be that cypress hill shit he does. I can’t find the clip where he does it but I’ll see if I can and add it on here. So you know what I’m talking about. Lol.
@wingedrhino334 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is like the internet's favourite uncle 😂
@dalibofurnell2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making my day 🙌😂
@AndrewRyan-rd1wl Жыл бұрын
Only Joey would have this story !! A real american treasure!!
@The.One.7.4 жыл бұрын
9:53 his impression of the old Italian guy nearly killed me
@RickDirt113 жыл бұрын
are U kidding me? ive thought he was Italian my whole life...
@jamesgragan81293 жыл бұрын
@@RickDirt11 Cuban I believe
@bradycowles55203 жыл бұрын
@@RickDirt11 He’s gotta have some in him with the Cuban. He has so many Italian characteristics and even looks more Italian than Cuban😂
@raizelcortez32192 жыл бұрын
@@bradycowles5520 I think people have said he was raised by Italians after both his parents died