Alpha Male TikTok Is STILL UNHINGED | Roly

[@PrelovedEmo]

Surely an alpha male would never drop their suitcase in the first place! The case serves him! 😂

[@RolyWestYT]

Absolutely!!! 😂😂

[@CoMorbiditty]

If he loses his self gratificating grip, on the suitcase that means he's a weak nancy boy 😂😂😂

[@nincure]

LMAO 😂😂😂

[@maxglover9662]

@@PrelovedEmo if I dropped my case I'd kick it swear a few times pick it up and mutter to myself under my breath I definitely wouldn't be picking it up how he showed us!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕

[@stasiacat.]

Omg

[@pinkb9876]

The desperate "I need Luxeria here to debunk this" got me, friendship goals. Now back to suffering.

[@RolyWestYT]

😂😂😂

[@DarleyHavidsun]

Oh, please do the next one starring Luxeria as a collab! 😍🥰🥰

[@acatnamedtaz2167]

The way he picked up that suitcase would have been perfect if he was wearing a short skirt. That's how I was taught to pick something up as a lady

[@RolyWestYT]

Little sissy 😅

[@aiden3627]

Mastered the curtsy

[@MayaLarsen-y3r]

All these men are just being bitchy ans being hypocrites

[@DarleyHavidsun]

I *_literally_* thought the same as I watched it today!! 😅😆💃✨️

[@TiBunCosplay]

So guys need to start wearing short skirts to start their alpha male training now, obviously.

[@OllieBeanzz]

"whispering so you don't wake up mommy" "do you also think mayo is spicy" this whole video was full of effortless roasts! I love it! 🤣

[@RolyWestYT]

😂😂😂😂

[@bellaboo1411]

‘Make the phone serve you.’ Apples new slogan 😂

[@RolyWestYT]

HAHAA

[@miaria2049]

It needs to be! Lol 😂

[@smilesdavis4461]

Does he know how to use a pHoNe?

[@maxglover9662]

@@smilesdavis4461 probably not

[@nincure]

😂😂😂😂😂 nice!

[@hotsoup1339]

It's mad how they're like "oh women want you to be cold and distant and domineering" when like I have never met a woman who wants a man like this. There is nothing more attractive than a guy who takes time to show he's actually thinking about you rather than a cold, emotionless robot. All of this is posturing to appease other men, yet they're almost always extremely homophobic.

[@RolyWestYT]

That’s the thing they convince themselves woman want this yet none of them are married or have families.. like wake up

[@hotsoup1339]

@RolyWestYT Exactly! They project this idea that women are these unknowable creatures and you need to play all these mind games with them to get them to date you and like... no??? They're covering up for their monumental lack of puss bc they're a misogynist and can't get any woman to actually stay with them; They brag about how many they sleep with but never seem to have actual relationships.

[@R0mbVs]

I find any hate put towards guys with smaller packages (if you will) usually stems from these same men. If you talk to women about it most of them don't care.

[@wooogie672]

also adding on… alpha male bros also INSIST that a dude needs to be ripped, jacked, whatever in order to attract women. when, in reality, MOST women and fem-adjacent people don’t actually prefer men to be super muscley and shit; most of us actually like it when men look more feminine or androgynous! and i can’t even count the amount of times i’ve seen women proclaim their love for the “nerdy” looking dudes (“beta” in the eyes of the alpha bros)-this is ALL for the approval of OTHER MEN!!!

[@hotsoup1339]

@wooogie672 Legitimately lol. I'm an AFAB bisexual person and like... my taste in mascs are big soft cuddly guys? I don't want some 6ft+ muscle macho guy, I explicitly am drawn to masc-presenting people who look gentle and non-threatening lmfao. Its all about appeasing each other, not women.

[@hurricanebubbles]

I love how they see 1 trans person on a tv show in a cast of 30 cis gender characters “oh they are shoving the trans agenda in my face!”!

[@deleteitchat.4798]

I’d rather be soft and listen to Taylor swift than be a massive bellend. 😂

[@ur.local.tr4nn1e]

literally bro its embarrassing for them nil

[@cynicallemonade1792]

😂❤

[@catT5236]

I almost feel they're entirely fabricating all this nonsense in order to have the young men that follow them behave like massive bellends so they have less competition. Because I don't think thst behaviour is attractive to anyone of any gender.

[@AetherIdol]

I'd rather have a partner who listened to what they loved rather than what some tool on insta told them they were allowed to like!

[@Ari.Grandmari]

Girls want family men, kind people, happy men.... Not woman beater energy

[@John_Weiss]

As a software developer, whenever I hear, "alpha male," I think of alpha software: Which is software that hasn't been completely written, just has a mock-up of the user-interface that isn't even functional, most of the features are just empty stubs and are certainly not complete, and is little more than a mock-up of the final version. Which describes these "alpha males" perfectly: incomplete, mostly-empty, nonfunctional mock-ups of "maleness".

[@bitchenboutique6953]

Alpha male = buggy as fuck! 😂

[@pr0nar3ff]

I wish the entire 'alpha' thing was merely a joke rather than something used and taken seriously by insolent grown men. Just when I think my generation is cringe, I remember those types of men roam among us.

[@RolyWestYT]

Yeah sadly it probably started more jokey but then people run with it until it turns true

[@MayaLarsen-y3r]

Dont get me wrong I like masculine men but I dont like toxic ones.

[@bobbiecapewell5333]

PRIMAL PISSING TECHNOLOGY 😂😂😂 I had to call my whole family to come watch that clip because WTF is going on!?

[@RolyWestYT]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@lindsaystevens4062]

What blows me away is that there's apparently an entire culture around urination. And there's a proper way to urinate. Definitely not my first priority when needing to use the bathroom

[@afibuffygirl]

As someone who is Chinese, the only thing I've ever heard about when it comes to urination is the whole belief that boys pee has medical benefits, it can warn off evil etc lol. The man spatting out things about Chinese urination techniques like he went to China and studied it lol. Sir, I pee normal just like everyone else and all my family members pee like normals from my understanding lol. I swear, I've haven't cringed so hard before in my life when seeing these "alpha male" videos. I'd like to see how alpha they are when my 4 foot 11 Chinese grandma chase after them with a bamboo stick ready to give their ass a good whoopin

[@AmarisFrede]

Next to airing out all his kinks, this guy also loves kissing his homies. He was in an OT video, talking about how Greek soldiers would kiss each other on the mouth, and also on the pen1s, and how it's manly and straight.

[@ShanRenxin]

Who's going to tell him that Primal Pissing Technology™ is already built-in? Also, when I heard "horse position" my brain went to: "Wait... the other guy was doing yoga in the urinals? Do we have two nutcases on our hands?" But no, sounds like it's just the one perv.

[@alphaspearl9728]

" women do not want harmless men" i bet the same guy is enraged that women would rather choose a bear...smh

[@RolyWestYT]

Oh 100%

[@unicornsprinkles3103]

He’s not teaching masculinity, he’s actually teaching correct posture to avoid injury to your back when picking something up off the ground 😂😂

[@RolyWestYT]

We love a lesson

[@sjames1955]

I thought that too.

[@unicornsprinkles3103]

@@RolyWestYT education hidden under stupidity 🤣

[@invadersin5203]

Its like he fell asleep to Andrew Tate and woke up to an infomercial 😅 and just assumed it was the same video 😅😅

[@Dither87]

I understand learning to pick something up properly so you don't hurt yourself. Retail stores teach it in their training videos all the time. Applying Alpha Male BS though is absolutely insane.

[@greyflowerzz]

alpha male mindset is actually so hilarious because somehow they think its more charming to be watching tiktoks in order to be a "confident" hypermasculine man rather than just doing things naturally and authentically, being kind to others and minding your own business

[@RolyWestYT]

Hahahaha

[@Xanderj89]

I mean egotists are confident, because they are delusional and think they’re entitled to whatever they want, you’re just a tool to be manipulated towards their own ends they have no desire to see you as a real person, to be genuine they would have to stop posturing and manipulating long enough to be alone with their own thoughts and they’ll never allow that to happen

[@ConnorAdventure]

“We’ve heard about an alpha male, but have we heard of an alpha F**” 💀😂

[@RolyWestYT]

😂😂😂😂

[@KISSArmySoldier]

I love how you mentioned neurodivergent people who have a routine. Im Autistic and having a routine is really helpful to me

[@RolyWestYT]

Yeah unfortunately these people don’t even that’s real

[@MayaLarsen-y3r]

I am Autistic as well, and routines benefit me.

[@KISSArmySoldier]

@@MayaLarsen-y3r it definitely benefits me. I hate when the routine is changed even in the slightest. My family don't realise how beneficial it is to my day

[@bibsp3556]

Routine is excellent for most people, but yeah some of us benefit greatly

[@maggpiprime954]

You'd think a capybara walking amongst alligators unscathed would make him pretty "alpha," lol

[@beckyt2707]

I thought that too! 😅

[@JustTanya.]

LOL right? Like, it makes the capybara an alpha. Not the guy who is watching the video on his "it's serves me" phone. You're not an alpha watching a video of a capybara walking past some alligators. Next there's going to be a video about how to watch videos like an alpha. 🙄

[@maggpiprime954]

@@JustTanya. Your last line made me spit out my tea, lol 😂

[@AlbertMonkey]

@@maggpiprime954at least you didn’t fall off your chair laughing or wake your house up laughing, that’s the other two everyone claims to do 😂

[@maggpiprime954]

@@AlbertMonkey I mean, I live in a small apartment, so I've definitely woken my cats before. But it's hard to fall off a sofa (not enough space for a kitchen table, so no chairs to go with it/fall off of). 😅

[@5210smile]

I'll never understand why people think they can be "alpha" by doing what other people tell them to do...

[@cheekofeather6310]

My very masculine Fiancé likes metal, he plays guitar, bass, drums and... The cello. He also LOOOOVES Chapell Roan and 80s power ballads.He wears his 'best cat dad' tshirt and his 'catfather hat'. One of his favourite shows of all time is Golden Girls and he adores Bridget Jones .He has manners, he'll talk to anybody, he loves a face mask and when I paint his toe nails. Not one of these 'men' would dare say half of this shite to his face. Xxxx

[@kewmitty2970]

As a straight girl… I LOVE A MAN IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEMININE SIDE. From looks to music taste, I love the duality.

[@lucyfer6g6]

I once dated a man who thought the same , "listening to soft music makes you soft" He was extremely abusive psychologically and physically (multiple black eyes) . Super manipulative That relationship was over 10 yrs ago.....sometimes my brain still thinks I love him lol, it was bad Red flag ladies !!! 🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@HermioneDisapprovesOfJKR]

So glad you got out of there!!

[@smilesdavis4461]

What the absolute hell! 😂 As a gay/bi dad, THESE FOOLS ARE SO CLOSETED. Sis, you’re GAY Just own it lmao Plllease tell me these are just rage bait 😂 I’ll be damned if my 10 yr old son acted like this. He’s the sweetest young man you could ever meet ❤ it’s really sad that so many young boys between 10 and 20 that will actually take all this bs at face value and end up being absolutely MISERABLE. I’m about your age (29) and I just can’t with these people smh love you Roly!!

[@themousemage]

Right?? Watched this with a friend and could not agree more!

[@najadahmer4862]

I was thinking the same thing! Why does it feel like some of these “alpha males” are in the closet? That some of them are either gay, bi or pan but are really trying to convince themselves that they’re not 😅

[@BipolarBabe]

I've had some problems in my life. However, trying to figure out how to pick up a suitcase has never been one of them,and I highly doubt it ever will. I agree with Roly. These dudes are literally creating problems that don't exist! And that guy watching the other in the bathroom was a total creep!

[@AliWildDog]

As a woman, I love men like this because it's the BEST LAUGH I'VE HAD IN AGES. Oh how you can tell they've never once asked a woman what they want.

[@amandaholt5472]

i saw an 'alpha male' video recently of a guy not wanting to touch a receipt because apparently they contain chemicals that affect your testosterone. if you have a noticeable difference in testosterone after touching a receipt you probably don't have very much to begin with, just saying. also hi roly 😄

[@KISSArmySoldier]

Yay it's not copyrighted. I love these videos. Alpha Males are unhinged. Great job as always Rolyeshweeado ♥️🏳️‍🌈

[@RolyWestYT]

Finally got it fixed!! Stupid KZbin

[@KISSArmySoldier]

@@RolyWestYT glad you got it sorted. KZbin loves being homophobic 🤣

[@MayaLarsen-y3r]

They all give me Andrew Tate vibes.Sexism all over anc not in a good way.

[@MayaLarsen-y3r]

​@@RolyWestYTthese are the types of men that incels idolise, they both have un realistic approach to women🤢🤮

[@Metalwabbit]

I feel like it's manlier for a guy to just be himself and happy because he has nothing to prove. All this alpha stuff just feels so sad and insecure

[@hexx3dd]

Thiiiss like you don’t even need to “provide” for me. I’m fine just enjoy your life and stop making yourself and everyone around you absolutely miserable.

[@gleefullystruckbyccandtlos]

I completely agree! I very much prefer a man whose not only authentically himself and happily so c9mbined with what this alpha twats call soft traits, aka being feminine in both mental and physical ways, according to them! I can't stand the hypermasculine types at all, every one I've ever met or dated have been toxic awful people! One of my faves people ever is an actor who is fully and unapologetically himself, he never hides the fa t he's a giant nerd and awkward, he's told stories of his awkward encounters with other stars, and never shys away from talking about all his nerdy interests lol and he's never hidden the fact he's more feminine than the average guy in looks, mannerisms and personality. Yet to me he is the most masculine man and what I'd call a real man because he is not afraid to be who he is no matter where he goes! These so called alpha males would have an aneurysm knowing that this man I speak of is a gay man and likely has more women crushing on him than they ever have since those stupid alpha types could probs count their's on 1 hand with a couple fingers left over!🤣🤣 he's genuinely the sweetest, kindest man and he's adored by women the world over,yet these alpha types genuinely think we women want them? Haha no. FYI the actor I speak of is the man in my youtube profile Pic, his name is Chris colfer and yes I've met him several times, he's as lovely irl as he seems in interviews and then some. These alphas would be secretly seething of jealousy of him I think if they knew of him, which they won't cause they'd be too manly to watch the show he did or read his books he's written lol!😂😂

[@Cricketfrog1396]

For the 'territorial pissing guy,' those were certainly words

[@virgofairy88]

Does he think he’s a dog or something? Because both my dogs do that. They also pee on each other’s heads. I hope these “alpha males” aren’t peeing on each other’s heads! (Pardon my ADHD lol)

[@toddbennett7157]

​@@virgofairy88Stranger things have been known to happen . . . . !

[@TBG1]

The low T ones are so silly to me (a trans guy who gets his testosterone levels checked regularly). I'm just lookin at them spread false information and shaking my head. "You're breathing? LoW tEStoSteRone!!"

[@jasmineh8807]

If I may ask something, do they test your testosterone by blood or urine? You don't have to answer this if it's a personal question, and I will delete my comment if this isn't okay to ask.

[@MajesticPuffin]

Also wild because cis men can get their t levels checked sooo easily by most pharmacies.

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

Another Trans guy here, In my case (Australia) they do it by Blood Test, which I think is the way it's done ... Pretty much everywhere that checks it? I have no idea what the Americans have going on tbf-

[@TBG1]

@@jasmineh8807 they test by blood. But it may vary from place to place (I'm from germany, so I can't talk about other countries)

[@HangryVelociraptor]

I'm a trans guy from the US and my testosterone is checked by blood.

[@ThePoettica1973]

When that dude literally wiped his arse with his bare f**king hand...AND THEN PROCEEDED TO HUFF HIS FINGERS LIKE IT WAS A FRESHLY BAKED PIE...I just...I can't...WHAT...🤢🤮😳

[@RolyWestYT]

Total brain rot

[@Spectrarian]

Yeah absolutely like I want to keep watching but I can't with that man. Horrendous 💩💩💩

[@Melly16yr10]

Disgusting 🤢🤮

[@updated_autopsy_report1]

I gagged wtf did I just see😭

[@sammi3004]

That piss guy is VILE!!! 😂😂😂

[@RolyWestYT]

Right!? He clearly smells bad

[@maxglover9662]

@@RolyWestYT nah he's just taking the piss right?????

[@sammi3004]

@@RolyWestYT like that smelly hangover sugar puff pee 😂

[@hyunjinies_dumpling]

i like to think that the "alpha male" mindset is just a meme.... WHY DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK LIKE THIS

[@RolyWestYT]

Right!? Could be funny if it wasn’t so real

[@Melly16yr10]

Insecure

[@cheryldemers6577]

The only time I hold a phone that far is when I forgot my reading glasses.

[@Domcas74]

Fr

[@spectrophobic]

We all know Roly is the true alpha🙄🙄

[@RolyWestYT]

I am

[@BobbinRoy3882]

I would rather love a gay boy than any alpha male in the world! 🌎 You do you, baby! I would love anyway....I will care for you, sweetie 🎉 😊❤

[@BobbinRoy3882]

All the gay boys I've known are the most real alpha males I've ever acquainted🥰😍😘😘😘😘😗

[@comparethemiaKAT]

Yeah but I bet he uses an umbrella....😂

[@jaicrawford9882]

Ofcourse he is, how else is Roly meant to be amazing? Roly is awsome

[@SarahViahhDay]

"He's whispering so he doesn't wake up Mummy" 🤣🤣🤣

[@SarahViahhDay]

Also if being one step ahead of everyone else means avoiding anything that brings you joy, then I'll gladly fall behind. I'm not gonna waste my one life on this earth being miserable to impress others. Let's hope he grows up sometime soon, poor sad bastard.

[@Eddysig]

The way Roly says "✨Videoooooo!!!✨🥳" At the beginning of his vids unironically makes me so happy I find it so calming

[@antaresah]

06:20 - to paraphrase Rick Sanchez, that’s just saying “I’m a pervert” but with extra steps!

[@samakli7561]

I love when he panned his phone to his gf and she was embarrassed about what the guy was saying

[@miaria2049]

She looked like she was a stranger who was randomly being recorded

[@VictoriaVlogz]

I'm an alpha woman and these kinds of men always call me intimidating LOL They are just so insecure inside and think they are the main character all the time.

[@Siilikeiju]

It's "the ancient Chinese pissing techniques" that got me 🤣🤣 What a clippable moment to be used in later absolutely rancid contexts. At this point I can't even tell if it's parody or real. And, I mean... Everyone does love a capybara 😅

[@PlutoniumBoss]

Ancient. Chinese. Urination. Techniques.

[@CutiePatootiest]

PRIMAL PISSING TECHNOLOGY

[@GamerGal30]

These alpha males make no dam sense and just prove they know NOTHING about women. The thanksgiving guy is ridiculous, my husband got my attention by being gentle, in touch with his emotions, in control of his emotions, attentive, romantic, RESPECTFUL and kind. He always sent happy holidays messages or good mornings and I loved it.

[@FleaÉire]

They think they aren’t emotional, even though they never cop that anger is also an emotion so yes they ARE emotional. If a man says he’s an alpha or subscribes to the whole “men don’t cry” bullshit, that’s a red flag and I’m glad to see it so I can leave asap 😂

[@Flyn4thewin]

Fun fact: you can have a best friend that is gay and you dont need to classify them as your "gay best friend".

[@expatmoose]

Fun fact, you can also have a black gay best friend or just the best friend 😉👍🏻

[@Marbaby]

Then people say I'm the problem for being bisexual. Look at guys these days. Damn. Awful

[@AlannaHeaton]

I gave up on males 20 yrs. ago!! My 3rd husband's mom hit the nail on the head...she swore all boy babies are born with brain damage! Said it in front of her son. Feisty woman, was in her 80's 30 yrs ago when I met her.

[@cashphil0007]

Ive been told for many years by several people I'm greedy for being bisexual well I'm not I've always been monogamous so how does that work

[@bibsp3556]

Does make it easier for us normal dudes lmao

[@toddbennett7157]

​@bibsp3556 LOL. "Normal". . . . ..

[@cashphil0007]

​@@bibsp3556yes and your normal with a photo of the joker as your profile picture o my gosh he just speaks to me that joker we live in a society 😂

[@senato21]

Dude is so insecure and afraid of not having any control in his existence he has to try and bend inanimate objects to his will.....

[@RolyWestYT]

We love a magical moment

[@demmiborgir]

The moment Roly finds out the Fresh &Fit guy was exposed for having photos of himself in bed with other men may help explain some of this 👀

[@Insertia_Nameia]

Wait, which one is that? Is that the one that was going on about how much he likes to smell mens azzes?

[@kayeervin3771]

👀 that does ( unsurprisingly ) explain things!!

[@jasmineh8807]

Omg! Poor guy in still in the closet. That explains why he won't get a girlfriend anytime soon!

[@gaia7240]

Oh that's why he is single

[@zoekrishel6677]

Alpha male: “we dont care what people think” Spends time to learn how to sit so he doesnt look effeminate. 😂😂

[@joshuarichards8065]

Also proceeds to shout how much they don't care about what we apparently think. If they didn't care they wouldn't respond.

[@Fuffydud]

I'm a metalhead woman and my type in men is sensitive nerds, I just assume I listen to more aggressive music than them on average. my partner of nearly 3 years listens to Of Monsters and Men and Taylor Swift while I'm waiting on Starset's new thrash album to drop

[@EllieGoddard-i7d]

I love starlet

[@diamonddead8162]

It’s gay to hold an umbrella 😂 I mean I’ll have my lethal weapon and be fabulous and dry too

[@joparkin6960]

The logical solution to the water running off of the rain jacket and drenching your trousers would be a long, waterproof wrap-around skirt. I don't think is-it-gay-to-unbrella fella would be too keen though. 😆

[@CutiePatootiest]

These men have obviously believe pneumonia, a weak women's disease, won't get them because they're so manly

[@KISSArmySoldier]

"make the phone serve you" omfg 😂

[@RolyWestYT]

What a lovely idea

[@TristanTodd-kk9um]

"Phone, do the laundry."

[@biancaschmidt3199]

Actually... Shouldn't a 'real' man have a regular suitcase without rolls and carry it in his 'strong' arms? Doesn't the trolley already make him soft??? 🤣🤣🤣

[@pokegamer1216]

"Do you think mayonnaise is spicy?" I fucking died 💀

[@RolyWestYT]

hahaha

[@KhloeeLouise]

I look down on my phone.... am I an Alpha male x😂

[@RolyWestYT]

Yes

[@KhloeeLouise]

@@RolyWestYT 👀🤣

[@ThorfinBeck]

just “yes” lmao

[@space_cadet04]

To answer your question Roly (to be clear I'm bi but I've been married to my husband for 20 years) one of the main reasons I am so incredibly physically and mentally attracted to him is because he listens to all the 80's industrial love music like Peter Murphy and The Cure. It's the sexiest shyte ever.

[@wooogie672]

BAUHAUS AND THE CURE MENTIONED⁉️⁉️ /pos

[@pr0nar3ff]

8:50 I can imagine him getting tapeworms. 😭

[@AlbertMonkey]

He does look unhygienic 🤮

[@CutiePatootiest]

Oh he definitely eats raw meat

[@everogersdownunder1242]

"Make that phone serve you." I'm 💀🤣. Has to be *the* most bonkers and laughable thing I've ever seen. That was great.

[@thatboymoxie]

That pissing horse stance thing HAS to be satire I beg

[@Farfarellos]

I can only imagine it’s getting on all fours in front of the urinal and not even trying to aim. Probably shaking out your mane and swatting the flies off your a$$ with an imaginary tail 🤣

[@33melonpaws77]

It IS satire, right? ...Right??

[@CutiePatootiest]

God I hope so, but also PRIMAL PISSING TECHNOLOGY has got to be a seminar he sells

[@seshthecat]

"take away her burden of independence" wtf

[@redlocculturetalk]

31:01 i died when you had Teletubbies on the scream sayin no all together 😂😂❤

[@ArrowOdenn]

"Don't have social media... because if you do, you might get more popular than me, and my poor fragile ego couldn't cope with that!"

[@cheekofeather6310]

2nd comment (oops) my dad was a semi pro body builder - around 270lb of pure muscle. People would stop him in the street for pictures - we always joked that he had no neck because it was head-shoulders-traps- and then a ridiculous amount of muscle. Calfs that were bigger than an average man's head. Guess what? He was a girl dad, played barbie and Polly pocket with me, LOVED laying out my polly pocket sets and putting on a valley girl accent, adored it when we pampered him. He'd go to the gym with sparkly nails - and not one person would comment. If they dod they'd be like 'DAVE! Your nails are so cool!' and then his fellow body builder mates would ask us to paint theirs too. His favourite films to this day are Sister Act, Rocky Horror, Little shop of horrors and Hairspray - he knows every word. He was a stay at home dad, sat with us at the kitchen table- helped us with our homework, did any crafting, made me draw and paint every night (I'm now an art teacher and artist) . He even did our hair and spray tans for prom 🥰 HE is an alpha. These delusional boys have no idea, what a man or a dad is. Xxxx

[@diamonddead8162]

At the train station how silly would that guy be looking to everyone else he looks silly enough on his edited video 😂

[@RolyWestYT]

Hahaha right

[@R0mbVs]

6:40 Her deciding to obscure her face as he spews nonsense really speaks volumes I think.

[@SpyderQueen1988]

Thing is, there are correct ways to pick up stuff, like a suitcase, but it's because it's better for you back not because it'll make you gay?!?!

[@TheRealHBC]

that dude bending down to pick up his suitcase by bending at the knees and keeping his back straight is literally the technique for people wearing skirts to bend and pick up stuff without flashing their panties to the room 😂

[@33melonpaws77]

Bahaha!

[@yassine8935]

Lol i had to constantly remind myself to squat luke that when i was getting into wearing skirts bc i was born male and was never taught how to no flash myslef while puckin something up 😂 funny enough i have back problems at the age of 20 and i pick stuff up just like he did 😂

[@sleepyspacegremlin]

I feel bad for the young men receiving all of these toxic messages about masculinity. That combined with the lack of mental health care in the US should explain all the shootings.

[@annoyingtiger888x2]

Straight woman here. Idgaf what a guy listens to as long as he doesn't blast it 24/7.

[@kodamaspirit9298]

So the second dude could immediately tell that the guy by the urinal hadn't *studied any of the ancient pissing techniques*. Now that I've typed this, I've been blankly staring at this sentence for a solid minute, and I'm at a complete loss. I've learned so many things. That there are ancient pissing techniques - *plural*. That some people actively study them. And that there are other people who have mastered said techniques so thoroughly they can immediately tell who has and hasn't studied them. I swear I get to type a brand new sentence every time with those dudes.

[@nessaarandur7740]

The funniest thing is that the people who post these "tutorials" don't realise how much they're telling on themselves. I once had a guy try to "neg" me by ignoring me and engrossing my best friend in a conversation about his car. I didn't care about the topic and I figured he had actually been interested in her all along, so I wandered away and contentedly left them to their conversation. He was so confused because he was doing that whole The Game thing (he later showed me the book, which I read) and expected me to YEARN for his attention when he ignored me. Like no, bro, who tf are you and I'mma wing woman my bestie first. Stop doing stupid shit. 🤣

[@CutiePatootiest]

There's a deep irony in the fact that your bestie probably would've been into him if he wasn't a misogynistic weirdo if he was a car person and she was a car person too!

[@jayyy_rose]

Uggghh the first time I heard of the concept of “negging” my eyes almost rolled so far back that they fell out…the fact that so many boys buy into it and expect it to be in any way effective is just unhinged. Not surprising, sometimes almost funny with absurdity, but completely deranged. I’m sorry that idiot even attempted it on you, but I’m glad to see he was sorely disappointed and even shocked lol.

[@teresadixon2899]

I've met several men (including relatives) say that it isn't masculine to like cats. 🙄 Those same men scream and run when I show them a spider or snake, lol!

[@Soaring_Penguin]

"Make the chair serve you!" Surely a true alpha would simply order the chair to pull itself out, and the chair would be so overwhelmed by his dominant swagger that it would submissively slide backwards

[@prince_nox]

does he know that his "manly" way of picking up his suitcase is how they teach the princess cast memebers at disney to pick things up while working? 😂

[@Tyldama24]

Me and my husband listen to all sorts of different music. So many times I’ve seen him tear up listening to a emotional song, we’ve danced together to Eurovision songs all summer and like to jam to „aggressive” metal, rap, rock. It’s one of the things that makes him amazing, I’d hate for my partner to only listen to one kind of music and not being able to show vulnerability or emotions like that..

[@sandrawight704]

They are not in control of their emotions. Let them raise a puppy from birth. Train them live with them for 13 years and now the dog is sick and has to be put down. I'll bet they break down

[@bibsp3556]

Yeah, as you should if something you love and care for dies lol

[@slsthewriter1299]

"Horse stance" AKA, instinctively moving your legs so you don't get urine all over the place, cuz urine icky. It's not an alpha thing, it's a horse not wanting to get the spray all over their hooves. Which I imagine also applies to, like, anyone at all. 😭

[@bibsp3556]

It's just normal to wanna free up your balls a little, isn't it? Horse stance was something we learned in karate tho hahaha

[@slsthewriter1299]

@@bibsp3556 Mares have the same stance though. Lol. For horses, it's because they don't want the splash. Their anatomy isn't just flopping around like humans.

[@bibsp3556]

@slsthewriter1299 lmao. Well. Sometimes it do be floppin. blessing and a curse

[@slsthewriter1299]

@@bibsp3556 The majority of the animal kingdom would disagree. Lol. Our reproductive system is cursed in general. xD

[@bibsp3556]

@slsthewriter1299 hahaha. Nah big up human tackle. It's my personal fav

[@abloodredpearl8565]

"What does women and your hairline have in common?" --- "Don't!" lmao. That made me so happy lol.

[@elaexplorer]

3:23 I thought that I would point out that the way he is saying you should pick up your suitcase is the same body positioning and method that we were taught in church on how young ladies should pick something up to remain ladylike.

[@RolyWestYT]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@charlottesuarez6021]

I feel like the best (by best i mean worst) part of these is messages used to be sort of laced with some vague inspirational shit; but now they're just so common that they can be a bowl of flaming turd and people will actually believe it.

[@a_tired_boy]

"phone etiquette" ETIQUETTE?! I must have really misunderstood that word😂

[@Raztiana]

Did one of them use a clip with Terry Crews? Terry Crews, who is all about healthy masculinity and feminism?

[@xg2513]

22:12 I’m screaming at this because I’m literally trans and I never see trans content really or trans people suggested to me besides our queen Luxeria here on KZbin. On Instagram I never seen trans stuff 🤣 and I’m trans myself. It’s so funny to me. Like our media is served to us based on what we interact with , so all these guys seeing trans stuff are interacting with trans stuff😭😭😭

[@33melonpaws77]

Exactly. When was the last time I saw trans people in an ad or a movie? Never, but somehow the media these people watch is 'pushing it in their face". Liars. They're seeking it out. Funny how they fix a marginalised demographic to look overwhelming and powerful, so they have people to demonise and witch hunt.

[@bibsp3556]

Indeed. See Benny Johnson and the whole "gay cruise ads" saga. There's some really good creators around the place.

[@steckbrogames]

“Who holds their phone out like this?”…. Literally middle age people like me that don’t have their reading glasses with them 😂

[@CutiePatootiest]

Girly pop make the font bigger!!! They have a feature where you can even magnify whatever text you're read 😭 (I teach old people to do this at my register all the time)

[@steckbrogames]

@@CutiePatootiest Oh god, why do I always forget about the accessibility features! I've just turned the zoom feature on, thanks for the remind! :p

[@CutiePatootiest]

@@steckbrogames I forget stuff all the time lol us bad eyesight peeps gotta look out for each other

[@saniwa655]

i am convinced these alpha/beta/epsilon/sigma/teta/tau/omega males influencers began reading an a/b/o fanfiction, missed all the tags, hyperfixated on the ranking setting, never got to the pwp part, and just... went on to give the world this.

[@someonessidechannel1485]

oh they read the pwp part, you know they read the pwp part i am convinced it started from a/b/o fiction and a handful of dudebros got popular for spouting omegaverse nonsense, then everyone else jumped on the wagon without even knowing the source material

[@jamesm4516]

He threw the phone because no one would ever call him.

[@jadekaay]

Alpha males out there solving problems that don't exist.. 😅

[@cristinad9585]

@rolywest Roly, you may have saved me from being paralyzed. I get epidurals. I have just found a piercing bump on a new piercing of mine. I am at the point right now that I cant use anti-inflammatory or blood thinning drugs because i am about to have an epidural this coming week. Taking any of these drugs or blood thinners causes bleeding during the epidural and paralysis can be the result. I was going to use the aspirin paste on my bump when I remembered a video of yours where you were saying to make sure you can use aspirin safely. It just then made me realize that using the paste is still like ingesting it. If I had not remembered that, i could have been paralyzed during the procedure. You have literally saved me from possible paralysis or other issues. I just wanted to THANK YOU with my whole heart. I hope I would have thought not to do it anyway, but it was your voice in my head that reminded me.

[@Phoenixrisn6287]

As someone who has dealt with DA, I would rather have a "harmless" man that won't constantly trigger my PTSD. That guy has absolutely no idea what he's talking about. Then again, none of them do!

[@bibsp3556]

They've never had a real relationship and have no idea how to be genuinely kind to women. They're just really hurt, little boys, who think it's too gay to go to therapy, and live eternally in their own selfmade prisons.

[@Melo-dk3dk]

I can’t with the chair the phone and the suitcase 🤣🤣🤣 like he really was like there’s nothing else ig this will do for content

[@calvinb.homeandgarden]

That “low testosterone” guy is radiant. I want to know his skincare routine and what makeup he’s using. 👀

[@DrBear-rk4qb]

11:32 As a straight woman, my partner loves listening to romantic anime music. I think he's wonderful ❤

[@elaexplorer]

15:49 how insecure can he get? Like why is he so worried about what other people see when he does mundane tasks. Poor boy needs therapy for his feelings of inadequacy.

[@yellowkoi1054]

Fr. The amount of bizarre insecurities in these clips is truly baffling.

[@EdibleStars369]

It sounds a lot like my social anxiety mind worrying I'm walking wrong and everyone is watching me, maybe they all needs some help with learning no one is watching you or judging at all!

[@JoULove]

I'm sorry but I lost it at "tactical rain jacket" 😂 don't mind me I'm just deploying my tactical rain shield while wearing my tactical rain boots as I go for a tactical rain stroll

[@livvyrose3733]

As soon as you said who electricute themselves I instantly thought frank grimes "I dont need safety gloves because I'm homer simp..."🤣🤣💛

[@anthonypecorara]

Apparently having extremely manicured eyebrows is also a trait of alpha males

[@helyns1416]

I love that the dude starts mentioning financial things a man "must" have or that they have to be in shape but then they also need to be 35??? Like at least those other things can be goals but no one can always be the same age lol

[@Explor_with_mary05]

5:36 WTF was he talking about. Never knew there was a peeing technique

[@sammurabi4743]

Embarrased to admit my biggest reason for clicking on the video was the Billy and the Cloneosaurus t-shirt, but im so glad i did. You've got yourself another subscriber.

[@susanlund967]

Omg animals that have a great sense of smell like dogs and wolves mark their territory, but not humans, no matter how far you go back.

[@minerva366]

it is so funny to me how all of these videos feel like the 2000's magazines for girls with tests to see which horseland girly you are and ways to be more cutesy and how to tell if your crush likes you back 💅💕

[@gemkingaby9786]

The guy who is making things "serve him" - I think it may be health and safety.