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@pilsburydoboy13 жыл бұрын
“Excuse me. There’s a sign that says do not drink the sprinkler water, so I made some tea with it and now I have an infection.” 😂😂
@winteralabel72493 жыл бұрын
"sun tea" which means she didn't boil it.
@BeJeweled283 жыл бұрын
"are you listening to me? SIR?!?”
@caeleybaines73763 жыл бұрын
It kills me cause people are actually like this!
@tiktaktictac3 жыл бұрын
you just make me realize I've always been too busy laughing at Ron spinning away to notice this hell of a line
@dkxja33 жыл бұрын
also him spinning faster & faster in the chair once she started jogging had me dying laughing when I had seen that episode the 1st time🤣🤣 still does just about every time I see it even to this day lmaoo honestly Parks & Rec will always be one of my top 3 favorite tv shows😍
@alexsteinbach24823 жыл бұрын
"Always give 100%. Giving 110 is impossible and anyone who suggests it is an idiot" Best advice I've ever gotten
@maxb52012 жыл бұрын
So Hank Hill is an idiot then?
@HauntingPeace2 жыл бұрын
Limmy agrees
@Fizz-Pop2 жыл бұрын
I've never understood this idea that you can give more than the maximum. You cannot. Annoys me everytime I see it.
@lawrencestanley8989 Жыл бұрын
It's not impossible, it just involves going into debt.
@jdspencer60 Жыл бұрын
If you try to fill a glass with 110% of it's capacity, you waste it - that's how it was put to me by a very wise person a long time ago
@johnmcafee61403 жыл бұрын
"I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm." True story.
@Zero.timelord3 жыл бұрын
Mood
@THESLlCK3 жыл бұрын
@@Zero.timelord mood?
@E.after.D.I.am.T.H2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, stop talking. Get out 😂
@Notreallyhereanymore2 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite quotes
@christopherbeddoe4062 жыл бұрын
Had a speaker come into our work and tried to tell us we shouldn't ever tell people no. 🤣 Lol. What sort of everyone wins at soccer B.S. is that.
@losttriad2 жыл бұрын
I love how proud he is of April when she calls him by the wrong name
@RonJohn633 жыл бұрын
The banana segment is so sweet, with him pulling out the picture of Xena and her daughters.
@shakeelsheikh7502 жыл бұрын
Things we do for love, Jamie Lannister
@Michael-dy2lbАй бұрын
@@shakeelsheikh750 Jamie Lannister, breaking out the 10cc.
@yeeyee18203 жыл бұрын
“What constitutes a promise?” -A quid pro quo “Oh, do you speak latin?”
@hasan_z3 жыл бұрын
i didn't get the exchange, i know this is a ron quote, but the response... a quid pro quo is not a promise?
@anushraregmi32183 жыл бұрын
@@hasan_z I think it's the definition based on the context of the question before
@JW--dc8ri3 жыл бұрын
The only witness I enjoy being is a hostile one
@whatever963 жыл бұрын
@@hasan_z Ron doesn't want to be a witness so he is being a hostile witness by answering every question he is asked with a question.
@yourmum69_4203 жыл бұрын
where's the joke?
@kr2ik3 жыл бұрын
if you don't believe in love, what's the point of living - Swanson
@fizalex66123 жыл бұрын
"I have one bowl" That was totally me when I first moved out on my own.
@spartin1173 Жыл бұрын
You actually used a bowl? I had one pot i cooked then ate out of because i was too lazy to wash any other dishes
@SolidDragonUK Жыл бұрын
Me rn
@joe42m13 Жыл бұрын
Same, mine even said "BOWL" on the side
@thatguyoverthere2288 Жыл бұрын
When an ex left she took all the gaudy silverware she bought. I was left with a titanium spork. I'm very fond of that spork.
@spartin1173 Жыл бұрын
A titanium spork is all you needed really
@jonathonrodriguezthomas64573 жыл бұрын
"If you don't believe in love what's the point of living" This is a character which manages to be better than most out of personality alone his character development and history is like a seasoning in that there are many pockets of it which just makes him all the more enjoyable, and huge props to Nick Offerman who's delivery of it all just makes him steal the show more often than not
@dearhoneytea8482 жыл бұрын
I just think it’s so heartwarming when he says “would I get married again? Of course I would. If you don’t believe in love, what’s the point of living?” just after saying he wants to use his last breathe to tell his ex wives to go to hell
@arandombard11973 жыл бұрын
The irony is that Ron was shown to be one of the government's most valuable assets, as his no-nonsense attitude to resource usage meant the P&R department's budget was properly controlled while the rest ballooned.
@Delightfully_Bitchy2 жыл бұрын
The show really was an idealization of how government worked: Despite the many diverse backgrounds of its workers, including people who hated the government, it all came together because the workers cared about something. Whether that be the civilians or each other, it was the caring that worked.
@fadedjem2 жыл бұрын
@@Delightfully_Bitchy Very true. The show could so easily have been "Leslie Knope gradually fixes a group of broken people who don't care about government", but it never descends to this. The writers recognise that Leslie's dream government would be just as dystopian as Ron's.
@Delightfully_Bitchy2 жыл бұрын
@@fadedjem Well said.
@johnnymcblaze2 жыл бұрын
@@Delightfully_Bitchy Thats the whole point. The media is used to give people false opinions. It's a verifiable fact that no politician leaves office poorer than when they came in. Its the opposite in fact.
@chillchinna41642 жыл бұрын
@@fadedjem Ron’s is a Utopian paradise though.
@JJ-qo7th3 жыл бұрын
I always found, "It's f*cking milk," to be the most relatable thing he's ever said.
@danielrolaks18472 жыл бұрын
The episode where Ron gets a cold and Anne is surprised his cholesterol was fine is actual accurate. Their have been several indigenous tribes and many towns in the far north that have lived of off almost entirely meat and fish with very little supplements, mainly in the form of alcohol for drinking. So his health is accurate.
@matt9612345672 жыл бұрын
@Russell Haupenthal tupac's girlfriend's little sister
@FATHOLLYWOODB12310 ай бұрын
North American Native Americans if there in the US or First Nations if there in Canada are not indigenous. They crossed over a land bridge that used to connect what is today Alaska to Siberia. They are immigrants just like the rest of us.
@bigdog10029 ай бұрын
Fish for sport only.. fish meat is practically a vegetable
@toastedtoastontoast Жыл бұрын
“We still never talk sometimes” implies that there are times where they do talk. That’s adorable
@RicardoMeansKing3 жыл бұрын
I love how he says the most outrageous stuff and his facial expression NEVER CHANGES
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy9543 жыл бұрын
I’d be pretty confused and mad too if I came to work and found someone gave me that circular table.😑 I also feel Ron’s pain at expecting steak and finding mushrooms instead.😣 Poor guy.
@mx_nana_banana3 жыл бұрын
Me too, if I want steak, I’m having steak, no questions asked
@michaels34493 жыл бұрын
@@mx_nana_banana tough guy
@mackjones89343 жыл бұрын
Yeah I LOVE portobello mushrooms. If I can put em on my steak.
@Chrono_Mitsurugi3 жыл бұрын
the worst part was, if i remember correctly, Ron was offered steak. So he was lied to.
@thibautisserant2 жыл бұрын
@@Chrono_Mitsurugi Chris has a very bad habit of promising food then "surprising" people with a different, healthier option. He did the same with cake.
@stevendamascus53383 жыл бұрын
"so i made some tea with it" had me screaming!!
@Chrono_Mitsurugi3 жыл бұрын
sun tea
@AerCloud2 жыл бұрын
People really do be like this
@holyyoghurtman19522 жыл бұрын
My favorite of these clips is Ron saying that he wasn't meditating and then describing exactly what meditating is
@N0B0DYC4RE3 жыл бұрын
If you promise steaks, don't bring mushrooms.
@tobymoore21853 жыл бұрын
There like two completely different foods one grows on damp trees and the other is perfect
@mx_nana_banana3 жыл бұрын
@@tobymoore2185 Ron, is that you?
@LuthiersApprentice3 жыл бұрын
@@tobymoore2185 To be fair, he said “we can fire up the grill”. The word steak was never said.
@Vogalos2 жыл бұрын
@@LuthiersApprentice Although I don't think this is the first time he has tried to press healhier options on others
@joekerr54182 жыл бұрын
It's literally being a decent human being 101
@1984Phalanx3 жыл бұрын
“It’s not a parks thing, it’s against like, 3 laws and a dozen health code violations.”
@faustosar6151 Жыл бұрын
Stupid laws and codes.
@shooby94962 жыл бұрын
8:11 - Andy's face at this part lmao. He's just waiting for Ron to cave someone's face in. 😂
@chrisjackson188911 ай бұрын
8:17😂😂😂
@SgtxAnus3 жыл бұрын
are we gonna ignore Jerry's murder rant?
@karenwolsey22833 жыл бұрын
"Kyle has parked in my space, and that's the 4th time this month. It makes me want to choke him until he passes out!"--Jerry/Gary/Terry/Larry
@Troop3r666 Жыл бұрын
6:25 I love Andy's face. Just staring up at Ron having a wordless conversation "You and I both know I don't have the mental maturity to handle what just happened. So let's just not say anything."
@Craig-ib7gk3 жыл бұрын
"There's a sign... that says, 'Do not drink the sprinkler water' so I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection." - Lemme guess, you ate paint chips at your public school during recess?
@nateb68833 жыл бұрын
Rewatch with CC on
@Chrono_Mitsurugi3 жыл бұрын
Sun Tea
@currentlyintoomanyfandoms25053 жыл бұрын
It’s even worse, it’s sun tea. She didn’t even boil the water like- that a dumb on dumb crime.
@oxymoronicify3 жыл бұрын
This is a valid representation of exactly how stupid people can be. I work in the government, and this just nails it. It is impossible to foolproof anything, no matter how simple it is.
@mikeschmidt46243 жыл бұрын
Not only did she make tea out of sprinkler water, she also chose the most dangerous way to prepare it lmao
@brentthorman13182 жыл бұрын
I love the smile Ron gets when April calls him Lester
@bitticlan Жыл бұрын
That entire spinning chair bit is an all-time comedy bit lol. The writing, the performance, the execution, just perfect!
@munecabonbon2 жыл бұрын
1:39 lmao, for those who don't know when meditating you're supposed to clear your mind and think no thoughts. And that's exactly what he did 😂
@anthonywozniak73732 жыл бұрын
meditates for 6 hours without noticing. lives with very few material possessions. loves nature.. ladies and gentlemen.. ron is a buddhist
@jacksongibbs89982 жыл бұрын
8:17 You know it can’t be good when Andy makes that face.
@013aanikhfds3 жыл бұрын
It’s weird how an extremely conservative and mild 50-year-old is so relatable to people in their twenties lol
@thomasconrad79983 жыл бұрын
More like an ultra libertarian with a focus on individual excellence lol
@013aanikhfds3 жыл бұрын
@@thomasconrad7998 no not like conservative politically, personality wise
@PatTheRiot3 жыл бұрын
It's weird how ignant kids are still arrogant thinking their personal perception is the world everybody lives in
@2bitmarketanarchist3373 жыл бұрын
Its almost like people are people
@supremelordoftheuniverse54492 жыл бұрын
Why weird
@imperialofficerremusblackw84522 жыл бұрын
As an employee who only ever speaks when spoken too, Ron would be the perfect boss for me.
@tiffanymaeuy58692 жыл бұрын
0:06 "I'm just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me." Words to live by😉
@surakshaguragain55383 жыл бұрын
Him not wanting to talk to people and not wanting to work whatsoever is story of my life😣
@rrrrrfffff3 жыл бұрын
He has great work ethic. He works very hard to take down the government from the inside 👍
@shreevz3 жыл бұрын
We Still Never Talk Sometimes sounds like an early Drake record not gonna lie.
@arjunanish48643 жыл бұрын
Ron showing us the correct way to eat bananas
@arielbanks55573 жыл бұрын
It's just a banana 🍌, grow up🙄
@joshmitchell56543 жыл бұрын
@@arielbanks5557 we can't all eat bananas without chewing like you can.
@arielbanks55573 жыл бұрын
@@joshmitchell5654 oh you wanna go there?
@joshmitchell56543 жыл бұрын
@@arielbanks5557 yes
@arielbanks55573 жыл бұрын
@@joshmitchell5654 well like I said, eating bananas isn't hard at all. Hell, your mother's very experienced and even your grandmother, because she has no teeth. HA
@erins16763 жыл бұрын
The jogging lady at 0:58 is the OG Karen
@karenwolsey22833 жыл бұрын
I dunno, she seems more like a Gladys or Eunice to me :)
@JustAnotherAccount83 жыл бұрын
@@karenwolsey2283 gladys... you Australian? theres an incompetant gladys in charge of NSW here
@ufo6172 Жыл бұрын
0:29 Garfield saying: what the f is this? Me: looking at my class at school.
@tomhewitt80172 жыл бұрын
Ron and April's relationship is very wholesome
@Eli-ns5qf3 жыл бұрын
Sir, sir? Are- are you listening to me sir?!
@wimsylogic652 жыл бұрын
I love Ron As a character. He believes in love. He is a stoic man yet somehow whimsically creative.
@janiestevens44233 жыл бұрын
The 9 unlikes are Jeremy jamm on many different acoounts
@gameman78717 ай бұрын
Ok but Nick Offerman is such a great actor, at the end when he goes "It's s- It's so beautiful" it genuinely brings tears to my eyes.
@jaydiemusik3 жыл бұрын
I‘ve never watched a second of Parks & Recs but this man is my spirit animal
@martyhalloway79353 жыл бұрын
It’s best to watch the show before claiming such things
@mukehunter81313 жыл бұрын
@@martyhalloway7935 nah, he's right
@RRRRRRRRR33 Жыл бұрын
9:31 I relate to that in a spiritual level. The best present = money. No reason to make a fuss about it, to assume or predict stuff, etc.. just give money as a present and problem solved!
@sohumkhaladkar1363 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson is my idol.
@cakeisavegatable Жыл бұрын
You can see the other actors trying not to laugh in a few scenes and I love it
@Fabonj2 жыл бұрын
I love how at 0:46, the lady looks like she's about to throw a fit, but then just starts jogging so she can keep pace with Ron's spinning
@lt.reubenrozeyt57162 жыл бұрын
"Be icecream or be nothing." ~Ron Swanson
@leonardosolismunoz35353 жыл бұрын
At 7:13 Yeah! Tell'im Ron!
@Lily-gh4lv3 жыл бұрын
I know what I’m about son 🙌🏼
@PatTheRiot3 жыл бұрын
@9:11 most intense scene ive ever seen acted
@ポカリスエット-t9n3 жыл бұрын
Be ice cream or be nothing
@johnathanmartin33923 жыл бұрын
"I have one bowl." Me too Mr. Swanson. Me too.
@jamesalan3450 Жыл бұрын
"These will not be necessary." Ron Swanson is, arguably, the greatest television sitcom character ever.
@sunshineman5640 Жыл бұрын
Isn’t everybody lol
@donalddeluxe64072 жыл бұрын
I swear him, squidward, and Garfield would have a great conversation.
@the.mermaid.scientist Жыл бұрын
this is the most underrated comment... pure brilliance.
@pianoandguitarlover27732 жыл бұрын
"No I was not meditating" Then proceeds to explain that meditating is exactly what he was doing.
@meatwax Жыл бұрын
"I'd work all night, if it meant nothing got done" He really does accurately represent the Government
@briscoeag2 жыл бұрын
I love how Ron got a bullseye at 1:27
@Dudae_3 жыл бұрын
"What about my office; and its many walls?"
@Glitches59.2 жыл бұрын
Ron is the hero we need but don't deserve. ❤
@IGNANT4LIFE3 жыл бұрын
yoooooo...the shoe shine scene....im in stitches...lol
@maryannenelson43553 жыл бұрын
He and captain Holt are the same.
@martyhalloway79353 жыл бұрын
Not at all
@anemotionalcapricorn3 жыл бұрын
same monotonic tone, different morals, both still are hilarious :))
@BankaiokenX2 жыл бұрын
1:26 nobody gonna talk about how good this dart throw was?
@samuelulloa62242 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that the older I get, the more I understand and want have a life like Ron Swanson.
@beanedcrusader98933 жыл бұрын
Imagine Ron in like the wild west era like rdr
@marthapineda90622 жыл бұрын
When Ron is doing the yoga and doesn’t get it because he’s already enlightened through other things. So funny
@knot_sj52923 жыл бұрын
"and no I was not meditating, I just stood there quietly breathing, there were no thoughts in my head" That.....that's what meditation is EDIT: when Ron had to put the banana in the burger, I felt that on a spiritual level
@jamesm66383 жыл бұрын
that... that's the joke
@dantran1603 жыл бұрын
You get that this is a comedy right?
@BigChessFan3 жыл бұрын
You're right, they should have made a joke about that.
@TetraDax3 жыл бұрын
Ron eating a banana is the most relatable of them all. God I hate bananas. Even the smell makes me sick.
@Ina-fu1uc2 жыл бұрын
I tried cutting them up and putting honey on them…. The texture still sucks
@Dandylion5672 жыл бұрын
Same. I hate everything about them.
@emilinebelle78112 жыл бұрын
I use to hate them but I like them now. Specially with peanut butter
@clarkkent2725 Жыл бұрын
“I’d work all night if meant nothing got done…” 😂
@its_not_jessi2 жыл бұрын
THE LADY RUNNING AROUND THE TABLE 😭😭
@chrisburnsed63492 жыл бұрын
Ron’s the king. Ron’s personality is a mirror image to my inner voice. EXCTLY. It’s scary amazing
@RKH9913 жыл бұрын
the only thing good in my life is i share the same name with this legend
@Made4Fan Жыл бұрын
Bill before the fungipocolypse
@mremblem96877 ай бұрын
4:50 the look Leslie gave him
@msredux2 жыл бұрын
I love Donna in the backround trying not to laugh 😂😂😂
@darrynaustin6379 Жыл бұрын
This video proves that Ron Swanson is the greatest human being to ever live
@bartallen68493 жыл бұрын
I kinda feel like Ron Swanson except I'm not a libertarian but that's because I forget everything I read about politics and government
@ultramagapurebloodpride82942 жыл бұрын
My spirit animal is half Ron Swanson and half Frank Reynolds.
@Showmetheevidence-2 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson is my real life hero.
@jedics12 жыл бұрын
I couldn't get into the show but this is the funniest and the most dead pan satire Ive ever seen...How can something be ridiculous and relatable at the same time :)
@joe_31052 жыл бұрын
3:40 and 6:03 are the weirdest and also the funniest scenes Ron has ever done
@Vikinggirl16793 жыл бұрын
Ron trying to eat a banana 🍌 😂😂 so funny!
@KwisatzHaderach.22.5 ай бұрын
Ron Swanson is my spirit animal
@fyr3st0rm35 Жыл бұрын
"I'm just gonna stay angry, I find that relaxes me" is probably... can I put that one my tombstone?
@Savitar.20205 ай бұрын
This man is my spirit animal.
@jonvia2 жыл бұрын
Ron is the dad I never had.
@jukeboxzero00792 жыл бұрын
"Dear frozen yogurt, You are the celery of desrts. Be icecream, or be nothing. Zero Stars."
@gabriellaelissa4083 жыл бұрын
He sounds like the kid that says "apparently" too much in a interview
@damaniqphillip27563 жыл бұрын
Awesome
@VinnieG- Жыл бұрын
just being able to stand there 6 hours, holding his jacket and thinking about nothing. That's impressive
@SCQT2 жыл бұрын
the sprinkler water lady is legit one of my favorite characters in the show
@5310yryr2 жыл бұрын
8:12 the even funnier part is if this was true the guy rubbing Ron's hand would be hammered too
@leephillips44022 жыл бұрын
1:29 If I could master this skill I wouldn't have had to switch to this video because my brother kept talking through the ones I was trying to watch, still always worth watching.
@coolatta12 жыл бұрын
the fact that he hits the bulls eye on the darts
@MusicConfusion992 жыл бұрын
"I'd work all night, if it meant nothing got done". That needs to be on t-shirts.