Ron & Fez - Earl doesn't wanna work

12/2/08

[@vetobandito2635]

I love Dave's earl voice

[@Rob_Kates]

"Sean!..."

[@cowboydan8021]

@@Rob_Kates "you'd lost your daughter.."

[@hstephens78]

Dave's impression of Earl's mother/grandmother is my favorite!

[@davidperez5089]

First time hearing these impressions. Hilarious!!!

[@AirBuddDwyer]

All of Dave's impressions are great, and it doesn't even matter who he's doing since it's the same voice regardless

[@moegreen7023]

His Earl is nothing like his Earl's Grandma...

[@oneskinnyhonky]

@@moegreen7023 But you can tell they're related in some weird way

[@jagatheeldest5786]

I wonder what carwash Dave works at now...

[@coolboy5245]

@@jagatheeldest5786 He has a morning show on New Jersey radio.

[@jagatheeldest5786]

@@coolboy5245 that's worse than a carwash in 2023.

[@chip2854]

The caller 26 minutes in was right, Fez didn’t have the cat

[@cole9732]

I have no idea why, but I fucking LOVE this segment

[@SuperChipperson]

bustin on Earl...classic! ESD serves it up

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Earl's an easy target, especially when he tries to get tough with Dave.

[@mcrome1679]

“You’re so full of shits its falling out of your pockets”🤔🤔🤔

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Just one example of Earl's "rapidfire wit", no wonder people don't take him seriously.

[@breadbagel]

i wish someone would make a black earl comeback supercut

[@bngmob]

THAT FUCKING PIC LMAO

[@raykobialka6666]

Im starved, we got any lazy cakes back there?

[@heySTUPIDass]

Yes, plenty of cakehorn to go around budday

[@michaelfasano8569]

Oh no... no... I never go to work

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Earl thinks spending 15 hours a day in the studio hanging out counts as "work", never mind that he never had anything to show for it.

[@JakeStLouis-iu9tb]

Ooooooomazing grace!!

[@dljdljdljdljdlj]

I love Dave's childlike segue into the song

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

24:00 Dave "she is like a reptile" They all are Dave,they all are

[@AirBuddDwyer]

Suggestions for alternate titles: The Sky Is Blue There Are 24 Hours In A Day Humans Need Water To Survive

[@dickbehringer7064]

Oh noooo no i never go to work 10:11

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

Ronnie B always nails the intro.

[@adamvlassis4090]

Look at him touch his lap!

[@jamesd.6979]

31:20 It makes me so happy that Dave called out Earl for his hack sense of humor. Ron will be saying some of the funniest shit I've ever heard and Earl either doesn't understand it or no sells it completely. But then he'll respond by repeating a drop from the show even if it barely relates to the conversation and be so proud of himself. I don't understand how so many characters in the O&A / R&F universe have such an awful sense of humor. Like why do they listen to either show in the first place if they prefer hacky morning zoo type jokes? You would think they'd gravitate towards something they actually like and enjoy.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Earl reminds me Lady Di & Marion from O&A with the way he responds by repeating the joke but taking it seriously: "Earl, you're a fainting goat." "I am NOT a fainting goat!"

[@The512Dude]

I remember Opie said the same thing about Sam during a show. "We're all crying laughing and Sam is just straight faced in the corner" Same with Bobo...but...that's a bit different

[@heySTUPIDass]

Because in a UNIVERSE you have gas giants and meteorites and everything between, dumdum. I can't stand every wackass fan of these shows COMPLAINING/POINTING OUT "why can't everyone be super funny and hilarious alll the time?" "derrr why can't these two have the same fire chemistry that these two have?" You're just as dumb and don't even realize it

[@borrisg4972]

This needs animation for the song. It keeps making me think of the dwarves all singin Hi-Ho while Sleepy ducks off to take a nap

[@jbbolton7283]

Here comes the faildozer!

[@borrisg4972]

The lead up to Earl's song is great. Hearing the intro to that song could put me in the hospital. Oh no never gonna work doo doo dooo

[@oneskinnyhonky]

If the people who wrote that song had any idea the drama it would cause...

[@cowboydan8021]

Earl has the hackiest sense of humor. He thinks it's hilarious to repeat lines from old drops.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

He can't think for himself, hence the repeating of drops, cliches, and random nonsense that he believes sounds profound, then the subsequent fainting when the slightest bit of pressure is on.

[@yellow8686]

bless you

[@Rob_Kates]

Earl's favorite breakfast is lazy cakes.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

If he even eats breakfast at all. The idiot lives on a diet of ginger ale, saltines, grilled chicken, baked beans, mashed potatoes, french fries, and potato chips, then wonders why his brain can't operate at a normal level like someone who actually eats fruits & vegetables from time to time.

[@DHodges187]

Nostradamus Earl on Daves Marriage ...... FACE!

[@ahbigkevin2440]

FAWK YEAH! My muddah would say never trust those you know whats Chippah

[@matthewgriffin7857]

@@ahbigkevin2440 oh chip!

[@oneskinnyhonky]

I'd say it was even money that Dave's marriage would fail: they barely knew each other, he proposed while she was on the phone live on the air, had a wedding at the Hard Rock that doubled as a promotion for the station/restaurant, they started squirting out kids ASAP while Dave was working poor & she wasn't working at all... it was a series of avoidable mistakes but ESD went along with it anyway, much to the delight of the rest of us.

[@heySTUPIDass]

Closeted

[@WilliamWallace-jn1vn]

On mondays, I never go to work! Ear worm

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Two of the slowest, most emptyheaded show members (Fez & Earl) are also the two that won't eat breakfast... hmmm...

[@neil340]

10:12 that song is phenomenal

[@raykobialka6666]

I'm starving, we got any condiments back there?

[@raykobialka6666]

Sorry, fresh out

[@Sean-kv1uj]

Fez putting the cat in a shelter for 12 days instead of leaving it alone for a weekend is the best proof he truly became a brainless human.

[@ShadowRulah]

In fairness at this point he may have already thrown it off Niagara falls.

[@coreycaldwell322]

30:20 “Oh, Earl.”

[@booates]

im so confused about fez's food, if there was condiments on the side why didnt fez just put them on

[@Demendred]

boothesquirrel That would involve doing something.

[@jennpenn5]

boothesquirrel Then he would have nothing to cry about.

[@DHodges187]

Maybe they were to spicy? We all know he doesnt like spicy things LIke steak.

[@WilliamWallace-jn1vn]

@@DHodges187 u mean ground chuck

[@chrisaltobelli]

@@WilliamWallace-jn1vn nah that's what Earl ordered.

[@JoshyJosh610]

Wow, the origin of the "Long December" bit!

[@BlibbaBlob]

Earl would believe in an invisible sky daddy. He is such a gay gay man.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Whenever Earl & Dave start talking about religion, it makes sense as to why it's so effective on the simple-minded. Dave actually thought his baby would be born retarded if Roland the Booker prayed hard enough.

[@TheLoobis]

29:24 Jesus!

[@randomconsumer4494]

Brack Earr

[@Bartokomous]

Whatley fake cat story @20:30

[@alyxi]

That poor cat is dead as Dillinger

[@ahbigkevin2440]

Earl B Update. Fuck that cat, He got Fez to retire. Just fucking say cookie your piece of shit

[@YbborUberAlles]

Also: since the cat story is def fake fez was straight up stalking ron at this point. He probably wasnt trying to be malicious or anything but lol

[@cowboydan8021]

@@YbborUberAlles when was it determined that fez was stalking ron? Holy shit, i have to hear that..

[@YbborUberAlles]

@@cowboydan8021 basically when fez is telling his fake cat story (the one tagged in the timestamp), the story segways into being in Ron's neighborhood. Since the cat is no longer in fezs life at that point: the story itself up until segway is a complete fabrication. Ergo fez was just loitering in rons neighborhood, being a stalker. I love fez to death but its just the logical progression.

[@jennpenn5]

I'm so glad Ron stopped the show for Dave and Casey's rivoting cold feet story.

[@larose9876]

👀

[@ssian5678]

25:20 is that a Young Bleed reference?

[@terrybates9874]

Dave’s impressions are way funnier than Nortons stupid ones

[@ChickenWing-zk2qf]

O n A is funnier

[@Lingchi66]

Was skippy even alive at this point?

[@matthewgriffin7857]

Kiss, kiss, say cookie

[@LiamWhiskers]

Earl fakes every part of his personality 😅

[@lootcha777]

Fez is so useless he couldn’t get his own food or put on condiments or talk on a radio show.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

It really is astounding how he went from a radio beast who could hang with Ronnie like a partner should, to disintegrating into a quiet mess that couldn't even feed himself without the help of a team of interns.

[@B99bono]

Dave was horrible not funny at all