Ron Swanson VS The Machine | Parks & Recreation | Comedy Bites

Here's some of our favourite moments of Ron Swanson raging against the machine... Whether he's trying to bring the government down from the inside or telling small children that it doesn't matter... It's here. Did we miss your favourite Ron Swanson moment? Let us know in the comments.
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[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

I love that Ron actually has a notebook of stuff he wants to do in order to reduce the government.😂

[@colebraatz7624]

😂😂😂

[@Tunkkis]

A prepared man is a smart man.

[@machinist7230]

Doesn't everybody? 🤔

[@truthhurts3524]

The force Ron uses to throw his computer in the dumpster is the best.

[@ashtonflaherty2469]

the rawest clip ever.

[@eldritchtomato7507]

Ron casually giving a nine year old a claymore is hilarious

[@ShadyOakMinistries]

Which was actually a party prop Leslie rigged with balloons.

[@blang1]

I love that he has a Czech hedgehog in the corner of his office as well.

[@omega1575]

@@ShadyOakMinistriesI don’t think he knew that at the time

[@TheSRBgamer63]

Kids parents when they saw what kid brought home,daddy got mild hearth attack,mom ended up in nut house.

[@Catherinzsl]

*"HER CHILDREN ARE LOUD."* My rabbit agrees. When those demons started shrieking, his ears went _WTF,_ and he ran to a quieter place.

[@stevekaye5120]

Ron speaks to me on such a personal level . He cares without caring

[@bobosmodernlife]

If feel a lot of people would clash with Ron in real life. But in the show, you can't help but like him.

[@Mubashir_AK]

That is the genius of the showrunners.

[@lucaskennington9101]

It's probably because he's so respectful of people that disagree with him.

[@darkbum1510]

Nah man, Ron is great

[@joperhop]

knew someone like Ron in real life, guy was a bell end, hated him! Most did, but he did not have Rons laugh, if he did.... well we would not have liked him anyway. But Ron is cool.

[@TK-7193]

@@joperhop you all hated him cause he didnt gaf about pleasing everyone.

[@steviejoe7918]

Lmao, he gives a Claymore to a little girl, hahahaha. That whole interaction is hysterical, best character on the show.

[@gabrielordonez8011]

Are you doing something important? Ron: Impossible, I work for the government

[@brokenmask333]

“Her children are loud” *Andy enters

[@Constable_Bob]

“And here is a Claymore mine; you can use it to defend your property against the government.” -Ron Swanson to 9 year old schoolgirl

[@drazicmilosovic1065]

7:26 My goodness; that little girl with her precocious manner was so sweet playing that part - I got a toothache by proxy, simply by watching that scene she did with Ron.

[@КГБКолДжорджКостанца]

i've felt the same when ron is aware his computer tracks him....

[@ashtonflaherty2469]

i always liked how much he enjoyed talking with lauren. very wholesome.

[@Kritacul]

Ron should be more than a character and more people should be like him and his ideals.

[@elijahcanning3020]

I love that Ron wants to get rid of the Gov't and then is worried about invasion of privacy from companies on the internet.

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

those things are consistent tho

[@ivap852]

Ron is my spirit animal

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

7:30 I would expect this from the office Dwight being with a little kid and does an interview

[@tonycamp4514]

We may need to implement some of Ron's ideas sooner than expected.

[@Dreagostini]

Remind me who will enforce property laws or the judicial system with no government to back it up. And please come up with something more sophisticated, then something which translates to "private goons".

[@tonycamp4514]

@@Dreagostini lol, apparently you don't understand what a joke is.

[@Dreagostini]

@@tonycamp4514 So you don't mean to implement any of Ron's ideas? Gotcha.

[@tonycamp4514]

@@Dreagostini I'm gonna presume that you're being sarcastic, and are smart enough to understand the duel satire that is Ron Swanson.

[@Dreagostini]

@@tonycamp4514 Yes I'm aware.

[@mipapaioan6991]

05:33 Zena the warrior princess finally settled! We salute you!

[@Angel_423]

Ron is the extreme version of my veiws, and I love it

[@WormholeJim]

Endeared Ron: "Wait, hold on. I got something for you. This is a Claymore mine. You gotta protect your property." 9 year old school girl: "Thanks, Ron."

[@ottergreen8190]

It's honestly pretty funny how he says eliminate traffic lights and ironically, here in Indiana it's the roundabout capitol of America in an effort to, you guessed it. Minimize traffic lights.

[@glennm5062]

The computer clip is what made me watch the show 😂

[@fykoseik]

The episode should be called "Ron against the machine"

[@travistweedle9674]

I clicked on this video expecting to see Ron face off against Bert Kreischer. I quickly realized that was not "The Machine" you were talking about.

[@troyforce2]

🎶 The pit! I fell down in the pit! You fell down in the pit! We fell down in the piiiiittttt!!!!!😂

[@FoolishMortal6121]

How is corn syrup bad for you? Corn is a fruit, syrup comes from a bush.

[@dustinherk8124]

2:13 you mean Frank is brought too you, when ever you desire.

[@NJT1013]

Ron Swanson handing a girl younger than my daughter a Claymore will be funny forever.

[@popuptarget7386]

Ron is my spirit animal. I have been looking for a claymore for a long time now.

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

Baby daffy-hold on there whiskers you mean nobody gets playtime until everybody squeaky clean

[@JamesMeyer2]

I wonder if Ron still thinks that Chuck E. Cheese has an "impeccable" business model.

[@bornrebel007]

I love Ron Swanson 😂 I proclaimed him my long lost grandfather

[@dakotaanderson7905]

So this is what Bill from the Last of Us did before the end of the world

[@caronstout354]

He had to leave the state to avoid Tammy 1 & 2...

[@moncorp1]

If only more people were like Ron Swanson.

[@dicklesscunt5190]

I swear I expected that ron and Lauren will meet again in the final episode but Lauren is all grown up and she would see Ron's original will and understand the meaning of it.

[@Laspatoadv]

This would’ve been so good 😂

[@galindobbqanddeli]

Missed opportunity.....Ron would just give that swanson smirk and say well done burkis

[@sahildani5927]

Ron got way excited when he gifted that girl a landmine

[@BluStarGalaxy]

Ron Swanson: I would rather work for Chuckie Cheese. Michael Scott: Chuckie Cheese? I am so sick of Chuckie Cheese.

[@user-wk8lg6qq7v]

the pitch for nutri-yums sounds just like a mcnonalds pitch when someone askes how there food is made

[@aviation.satire]

For someone who hates metaphors he uses them a lot

[@thebipolarpsychonaut4984]

I absolutely love the character Ron Swanson. I would definitely drink some whiskey with him if the situation called for it, but he is hella wrong about government.

[@user-zr6pl6nb6z]

How is he wrong?

[@cccs07]

SLASH IT, SLASH IT!

[@The9Pauls]

I'll never look at Ron Swanson the same way again after Episode 2 of TLOA

[@caronstout354]

It's Ep. 3...I prefer to believe that Bill is Ron's "brother from another mother" that lives in Lincoln, Massachusetts.

[@gabrielyudi5109]

slash it, slash it, slash it

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

There’s our Rick Mitchell

[@515161]

I agree with Ron, he's smart also married Zena.

[@sully47]

I love the claymore scene

[@fenixiliusstrife1253]

I agree with everything this super guru has to say.

[@berryb745]

40%? Well now we know exactly just how much gold ron has converted, and that is just what is on the books.

[@lauriebremer9200]

I like how Ron absolutely hates the government and everything they stand for but also loves capitalism

[@alexkatie3614]

Don't sass me lmao

[@Murph_.]

As Andy is running around with the kids, Ron should have said, "I'm glad our children get along so well."

[@andreipopescu5342]

What makes his teachings so funny is that they're all true, even though the writers probably made them as satire, wanting to paint Ron as some eccentric radical right winger, not really expecting everybody will love him so much.

[@Dreagostini]

So people liking Darth Vaders means people want to me high executionor in a tyrannic despoty? You were out when brain was handed down, weren't you? And Ron IS a radical ancap.

[@andreipopescu5342]

@@Dreagostini it's your own logic and you're entitled to it, faulty as it may be and very poorly related to what you were trying to reply to. Never did I say people want to be like Ron, only that his teachings are correct.

[@Dreagostini]

@@andreipopescu5342 yet the mostly aren't, because they are based on hyper individualism, which leads to atomisation of society, i. e. a modern version of thrive or die. Even the character Ron is put into an environment, where he is allowed to have his ideology, but without his ideology reigning supreme. The only things btw. that stick permanently are his underlying empathy towards others, he himself denies existence of periodically - except you want to say now that denial is a good teaching -, and his skills as a craftsman. And funny how you didn't fight Ron bein a radical anymore. Except you mean that with "your own logic" in which case you really should look up the word.

[@andreipopescu5342]

@@Dreagostini why would I fight something so subjective? The rest of what you say I can't really make out, sadly.

[@Dreagostini]

@@andreipopescu5342 Subjective for you, maybe.. because saying Ron isn't thorough in his ideology - which is what racidal means - is no claim you can objectivly defend. So would you mind leaving the arena and enlist in the Dunning-Kruger-Seminar, please? Thanks.

[@The1Mustache3]

"And women will be brought to him." Ahahab

[@luigi_border]

Andy is the greatest character tho. Oh my god

[@morgangriffin9312]

Government could largely be replaced with something based off of gofundme.

[@billyplatter3372]

We need Ron Swanson to cut the budget so we can get a decent spending deal

[@teegod4544]

I'd hate to be the machine.

[@jasongable3456]

Im grumpy as well😂😂😂

[@EM-rt9us]

Is the title a HIMYM reference?

[@bryanjimenez8971]

Ron Swanson is like a anti Big Brother form 1984 mustaches and all.

[@josalynelise.]

just let this man work for chuck e cheese 🧀

[@morrisfarag2863]

u could meme him with garfield ;D

[@steve-Fixit]

Ron, you're my hero. Meat lover, dislike noisy kids and all government. What's not to like?

[@heyitsmeLarryFNJ]

#1 bacon wrap shrimp #3 Shrimp #2 Bacon

[@Dreagostini]

#1 Bacon #2 ??? #3 Shrimp

[@priscillah.3418]

@@Dreagostini #2 Steak

[@bandjolyn]

Drop in a token, look at a duck.

[@TheNukedNacho]

I wonder how Ron would feel about Cyberpunk Corpos. He definitely would not like the tech, but he might be down for the corps

[@philliptivis3082]

Ron is pro Capitalism to be sure. But it's clear he values privacy even more. He'd probably be a Nomad, except instead of a mean as Hell Street Machine he'd have a badass wooden canoe...that he carved by hand.

[@TK-7193]

@@philliptivis3082 and you cant hack wooden augs.

[@VannywiththeFanny]

He would revert to his base form; being a techno hippie that sells syn-pot to gangoons.

[@lordfrank8719]

Ron would hate me, I'm a tax collector

[@michaelbuick6995]

I mean...he's not wrong

[@YouLousyKids]

The Chuck E. Cheese business model line really didn't age well. Turns out germy kid playgrounds and a pandemic don't mix.

[@cjgraves9384]

He really love chucky cheese

[@ФеофанЭтополедолжнобытьзаполне]

I dont get it. US goverment is in fact a bunch of corps. What's his point?

[@Macktehduck]

Ron Swanson and his adult son Andy

[@jimmyrocha8417]

I would love to see Ron in todays political climate lmao

[@ziguirayou]

Ron would be using a MAGA hat and have a QAnon Shaman costume for hot nights with the lady. He now knows how to use Facebook, Twitter and KZbin and is keen on spreading conspiracies theories. For some reason, he keeps refreshing his TrumpSocial app, but nothing ever comes up... And Leslie would have a personality crisis and start identifying as They/Them and start a whole thing to have more trans woman in government, all to become a social pariah after some guy wearing lipstick goes to the newly inaugurated trans+woman's bathroom in one the parks and do unspeakable things to a local girl, and ironically she loses her job and is replaced by a trans woman Jane (formely Jean-Ralphio, but now wearing lipstick and suspiciously matching the description of the bathroom assaulter).

[@bored.in.california2111]

I think his hate for government would be very justified.

[@TheGitzserEvolution]

don't sass me

[@Lathlaer]

Those comments about Chuck E. Cheese aged poorly xD

[@bryanjimenez8971]

Yeah but it makes it funnier.

[@AnthonyCardenasB]

I am amused by how many people uses this clip to support libertarianism without realizing Ron is a mockery of it...

[@joshuapreston7662]

Should be pretty telling about how many people think the government is a joke that needs to be dissolved when satire jokes about said people just fuel the fire in their spirit.

[@dkvikingkd233]

What makes Ron's points almost tragicomic is that as governments over time have devoured almost all of our former pride, freedoms and responsibilities, the completely natural and rational wish to limit these central planners seems now almost absurd.. We're so screwed!

[@shivanshupadhyay953]

8:40 r/watchpeopledieinside

[@flyingkite8582]

Like me, Ron must love Trump... lol

[@b00nz0r]

The real problem with this show is people think young Swanson is a good person with good governmental ideas

[@Replacementacc]

First