+Vader fathers Dumbledore This guy is the most racist against white comedian I've ever heard. Plus he isn't even remotely funny.
@KelvinSmoke9 жыл бұрын
+Fontana Smooth Jazz
@LouSpowells9 жыл бұрын
+Fontana - If you've never been to SLC, go. Rewatch this video. If you have been to SLC, shut up. You already know.
@FontanaOfficial9 жыл бұрын
I HAVE been to Salt Lake City. I've ONLY dated outside my race...seriously, no bullshit...I'm not a white racist or ANY type of racist. I don't see the world through a racial filter. So when I see an individual of ANY race, who seems to base his or her logic around racial stigmas and profiling, I'm immediately turned off. Maybe its because I can't relate. Either way, he put himself out there so I decided to voice my opinion. That's all it is.
@FontanaOfficial9 жыл бұрын
I HAVE been to Salt Lake City. I've ONLY dated outside my race...seriously, no bullshit...I'm not a white racist or ANY type of racist. I don't see the world through a racial filter. So when I see an individual of ANY race, who seems to base his or her logic around racial stigmas and profiling, I'm immediately turned off. Maybe its because I can't relate. Either way, he put himself out there so I decided to voice my opinion. That's all it is.Lou Spowells
@wickkidda9 жыл бұрын
God damnit, Kathy. Where's Diane?
@toddysurcharge7719 жыл бұрын
Great Rory Scovel joke reference with the Diane :)
@wickkidda9 жыл бұрын
Saw a new video today uploaded by Conan where he used Cheryl. Lol
@vaughuav9 жыл бұрын
+Toddy Surcharge Who's Diane in that situation, you know what I mean?
@Harpoquondrax9 жыл бұрын
Now that's how you start a comedy bit, haha.
@wickkidda9 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Ask them if they like anal while they're still clapping, and watch them stop. lol
@burkchub2729 жыл бұрын
+wickkidda Hahahahaah wicked
@HigherPlanes9 жыл бұрын
+Harpoquondrax wanted to get them while they were still cheering which is pretty fucking genius
@JazzKeyboardist19 жыл бұрын
+Harpoquondrax ....Funny that he said that People that hate Jazz love anal....Which means they love sh=tty stuff...Which means they love sh=tty music...
@kouldbanyone49838 жыл бұрын
It's crass. Sorry.
@djcj9 жыл бұрын
funniest comedian i've seen in a minute!
@VenomHernandez9 жыл бұрын
ANSWER ME!!!!
@SeaHorseGypsy9 жыл бұрын
Unless we...watch his other conan performance?
@HotStrange7 жыл бұрын
Snorri Erickson is your profile pic XTC?
@ChrisPearson13378 жыл бұрын
"Cool your jets." During an airport/TSA bit.
@Calisheriff8 жыл бұрын
Chris Pearson "right outta the GATE" during the same airport bit haha
@ihavesoul4real9 жыл бұрын
Scovel's intros are always the best. The one on his album "Dilation" is one of the funniest opening bits I've ever heard,
@davidanthony8625 жыл бұрын
My wife and I were in the audience of the episode! It was such a great time.
@idontwantahandlethough Жыл бұрын
so have you guys tried anal yet?
@MeissnerEffect3 ай бұрын
So lucky!! 😊
@mezerome9 жыл бұрын
i absolutely love Rory Scovel. I got gittery when i saw this in my subscriptions.
@JesusHComedy9 жыл бұрын
This one was pretty great. Hope to see more for him. Definitely top quality for a Conan comedian.
@The_Fat_Turtle9 жыл бұрын
+Jesus Herrera his every conan appearance is different but wonderful.
@jsbachman13139 жыл бұрын
Glad I didn't give up on him after the first joke.
@abrookins20069 жыл бұрын
Is that the shirt he was married in?
@ibrahija9 жыл бұрын
False ! 13 black people including me ;) lol but that salt lake joke was so amazing!!!
@KingKong191009 жыл бұрын
+MyDadBeatsMe MJ:"Let me ask you something. When you kissed her....who was kissing her? Peter Parker or Spider-Man?" Peter: *"Uncle Ben"*
@alex84804 жыл бұрын
Wow, these jokes were so rough compared to the final product in his Netflix special. Glad he worked them out! One of my favorite comedians today.
@uptownbeef8943 Жыл бұрын
He killed here too, man. No idea what you were watching. Perhaps you’re forgetting TV audiences are vastly different from people who pay to see your show. Either way tho… he killed here.
@silverg95409 жыл бұрын
Rory Scovel and Jon Dore should tour together.
@lmsorenson85038 жыл бұрын
"Rory feels confident in declaring that Salt Lake City is the whitest place in America. No, the WORLD." No that's Provo.
@kieran.grant_2 жыл бұрын
Provo is significantly white than SLC, but nobody knows about Provo.
@idontwantahandlethough2 ай бұрын
"if you think Jesus was white, you're not allowed to have an opinion on gun control" is still as amazing as the day he said it
@crazygood49 жыл бұрын
If he thinks Salt Lake City is the whitest place in the world, he has clearly never been to North Dakota, ha
@billcrotts54565 ай бұрын
You've clearly never been to Saskatchewan
@minnakay63789 жыл бұрын
I goddamn love this guy
@yeastu9 жыл бұрын
+The Screaming Midget goddamn yes,every joke just got better and better I laughed my ass off! smooth jazz lol
@jim0_o9 жыл бұрын
+YeahStu all great but 3:08 really got me. Rory is fucking awesome, too bad he wasted so much time getting married last year.
@yeastu9 жыл бұрын
Jim R. Didriksen hey we all need our personal time
@minnakay63789 жыл бұрын
every tuesday, you know it
@FungusMossGnosis8 жыл бұрын
....should not take the Lord's name in vain. He'll be pissed.
@dv39637 жыл бұрын
God damn that SLC joke is brilliant. Rory continues to be one of the most consistently funny comics out there.
@Trippze9 жыл бұрын
my favorite comedian today, this was fucking hilarious
@irishronin61563 жыл бұрын
He used a lot of this in his Netflix special. I watch like nightly. So funny “O.J..” *raspy voice friend*
@brucewayne52638 жыл бұрын
Can't help but wonder if anyone caught the Back to the Future reference
@stormyj149 жыл бұрын
This the best set I've heard Rory do
@AKZMusic1234 жыл бұрын
Why does he keep singing the hook from "Private Eyes" by Hall and Oates? 😂
@TheHunterBolton4 жыл бұрын
For smooth Jazz, swap Chucks. “Hey Chuck, it’s your cousins, Marvin! Marvin Mangione?”
@knubbin18278 жыл бұрын
Rory's great but having to fit a time limit really doesn't seem to do him any favors. If you really want to see him at his best, look up his album "dilation".
@dottiec79436 жыл бұрын
He referred to Chuck Mangione. Smooth jazz I it artist. The seventies. He also released. Walking in the Rain. song Eddie Kendricks of the temptations really just got from the record label. My dad gave that label my songs of of many many.
@karmakanic4 жыл бұрын
BACK TO THE FUTURE REFERENCE F 👏T 👏W 👏
@caderoger8 жыл бұрын
Who's Don Aino
@CL-xp4ee9 жыл бұрын
Rory is always good! I love that dude.
@nivtom5839 жыл бұрын
This guy should be more famous and have lots of specials. It's hard finding his shit on the web
@mundaneamazing8 жыл бұрын
'Back to the Future' references always!
@shadoxir9 жыл бұрын
Mr Scovel's one of my favourites. Love this guy!
@ray_beas9 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant!
@GrablorTheInvader2 жыл бұрын
it's 6 years too late but Rory is the next Bill Hicks
@Ghost_Of_SAS9 жыл бұрын
I bet there are a lot of atheists who didn't like that first joke either.
@taylorbrown38936 жыл бұрын
Ghost81 easy buddy, there’s no ill will here... just friendly laughter. And look, We all have premature retaliation now and then. So don’t feel embarrassed, your with friends now.
@brendanharrah27049 жыл бұрын
Hey this guy was on that other tbs show that got canceled
@Silver-Spring9 жыл бұрын
Ground Floor. It was really funny I wish they could bring it back.
@MrGrizmint9 жыл бұрын
this guys act is genius. its pure shit on the comedy level but if you say you dont like it someone gets free **SMOOTH JAZZ** and everyone laughs!!!!!!
@anikatodd60189 жыл бұрын
I was expecting more Mormon jokes
@jamestomlinson88615 жыл бұрын
Maybe next time.
@HumanCapybara9 жыл бұрын
RORY IS A PRO. i love him XD
@crazytrashman1239 жыл бұрын
Said no one
@hotboxxer9 жыл бұрын
Funniest man on the planet.
@edmundherrera64509 жыл бұрын
Awkward Karate fight dude lol 😂
@tangibleterror24215 жыл бұрын
Whos going to see him in Nashville?
@dex61479 жыл бұрын
Seriously, is that a members only jacket?
@MrOuchiez5 жыл бұрын
How are we the only 2 people to notice that?!?
@joshuamullaney1956 жыл бұрын
love the members only jacket ...
@bobbybobob26489 жыл бұрын
Rory is one of the best comics going today.
@maremacd9 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the pebbles into the pond reference.
@SupremeIntentionCrew8 жыл бұрын
+maremacd If you're not trolling, i'm pretty sure he's generalizing that people feeling melancholy or lonely throw pebbles in a pond because they're sad and have nothing better or interesting to do with themselves.
@maremacd8 жыл бұрын
Oh. No. Not trolling. Thanks!
@PKedByBlade9 жыл бұрын
what jacket is that....
@Jobywankatoby5 ай бұрын
No one better than Rory
@1984-d3g9 жыл бұрын
More of him please
@MKGamingByMunish9 жыл бұрын
267 christians disliked this video
@donzaloog14009 жыл бұрын
HA! Shows what you know. I get my smooth Jazz from a half Indian/half white woman. I'm talking about Norah Jones. She's the best.
@mughalspy7 жыл бұрын
South Park, please hire him as a writer!
@a.k.4o6 жыл бұрын
Get two Kev get two you gotta get down you gotta slide Kev
@tyvankenyon49642 жыл бұрын
I live in Salt Lake 🤣🤣🤣
@LittleGreyBag9 жыл бұрын
I love this guy! I want more of his piano backdrop set though.
@TedLaceyGuitar9 жыл бұрын
Incredible set!
@felipeharger9 жыл бұрын
I believe that this guy will get better and better 'till his one of the great ones. The starting was strange but bold.Very "Louie Ckeesh"
@JayMiV9 жыл бұрын
What the fuck kind of intro as that lol
@edwigerotenhauer28295 жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated
@NotoriousTDA9 жыл бұрын
This was great. Thank you
@KelvinSmoke9 жыл бұрын
whats great about KZbin is you can be responsible and drink at home....and comment. then sometime later, somebody gives it a thumbs up ... ....and unlike when your friends tell you how you are drunk, which is easy to deny... ...You can cyber-stalk the drunk you... ...even stoned.
@joshuamullaney1956 жыл бұрын
he's right about salt lake city, it's a trip
@elisevideos8 жыл бұрын
What happened to his accent..?
@holyworm5 жыл бұрын
That's his real voice.
@magiccheeseball23519 жыл бұрын
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
@royceguy22829 жыл бұрын
Damn his previous shoes were so much better
@supermilkguy6 жыл бұрын
About Jesus, considering where he was born, wouldn’t he be middle eastern? So, he wouldn’t look like the blue-eyed, blond-ish hair Jesus popularly portrayed...he probably had black hair and darker skin. But, at least in American racial categories, people from the Middle East are considered white.
@thegodofpez Жыл бұрын
One of my all time favorites.
@dclarkmusic7 жыл бұрын
420 people are holding up the line
@Grriabear9 жыл бұрын
It's Utah, everyone there is mormon. What did you expect.
@luisfrau98105 жыл бұрын
This guy is really great.
@WickerAndroid9 жыл бұрын
Real good...funny,thanks.
@ShallowDepression9 жыл бұрын
lol nice intro haha.
@KelvinSmoke9 жыл бұрын
Stop filling the lake with pebbles!
@eeeyooohoh9 жыл бұрын
that was veryyy jim gaffigan
@frightenedsoul9 жыл бұрын
Nah he didn't mention food once.
@d4ark9729 жыл бұрын
I've never taken my shoes off at any airport in Europe ever O_o
@phillynch49719 жыл бұрын
Conan O'Brien used to be funny and so were his guests but now he is just using vulgarity to get ratings. Very sad.
@98evii9 жыл бұрын
He´s so funny.!!!!
@unkGUAM9 жыл бұрын
Did I even want that in there?
@domdittyful9 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling everyone is mad about the Jesus joke bcuz all of sudden hes not funny anymore. lol
@burgerbob239 жыл бұрын
He was funnier on getting doug with high
@jowahorn6599 жыл бұрын
Best first joke ever
@faboze9 жыл бұрын
LOLLLL THAT WAS GOOD
@KingDaviiid9 жыл бұрын
yayyyyyyyyyy butt jokes!!!!!!
@jim0_o9 жыл бұрын
+King Daviiid Anal is more like sphincter jokes, (Cheeks vs. hole.) "I'm just sayin".
@KingDaviiid9 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha you got me XD
@divxsamsung3 жыл бұрын
Hitler joke was hilarious
@alexb85605 жыл бұрын
This guy is a CIA asset
@Ryan-xk9hq9 жыл бұрын
Fucking great
@bstoneaudio9 жыл бұрын
I like this
@Liam-yk1ww5 жыл бұрын
Wait didn’t he used to have an accent?
@alex84804 жыл бұрын
He's done bits in accents but this is his normal voice
@paulbrasier3723 жыл бұрын
He just dropped to total classes guter trash.
@whalegod10569 жыл бұрын
Bad, like trying to roll out a 500 foot carpet trying to be funny at the end.
@danmanjones9 жыл бұрын
funny except for ther TSA stuff that was just lame