Roscoes up for retirement! You gonna go home and spend time with the wife Roscoe?

[@tt600pch]

This most certainly hit home with me a little bit. I was the "Roscoe" at work. The old guy that never questioned a shift and knew the plant inside and out. My first spinal fusion was in 2012. Millwright days were done and they made me a parts guy. 18 years turning wrenches had some value when you knew nearly every part number of the plant. 2020 another level of fusion sidelined me at home with my wife. Between covid and healing at home I did not realize the blessing of being "broken". Fall of 2021 my wife died. While I cannot call it "retirement" the last 16 months of being home with her before she died may have been our best. 40 years of marriage with her wasn't enough.

[@danielfinney4295]

I'm glad you got to spend that time with your wife. Sometimes things happen for a reason. I hope life is treating you well. Take care my friend

[@deanlester5554]

As a retired millwright, my heart goes out to you My wife and I have been together for 48+ years and the last 12 have been the best we've ever had. All the best to you and your family.

[@danevertt3210]

P Char…… Hang in there

[@derrickfeltner6634]

Hate your wife passing and I purely ask this out of concern. Is y'alls wives throwing toasters at ya in the tub just a common practice with y'all? I'm joking sir hopefully you found that funny and not me being a smartass.

[@maryjoyspohrer256]

💖

[@mattheweast5753]

Roscoe has a point. This generation knows nothing about what we have to go through to get that life insurance policy.......

[@magnarcreed3801]

Lmao because they’re not that old yet.

[@MrFarmer110]

@@magnarcreed3801 Hey, we're working on it okay? We'll get there one day, just you wait.

[@magnarcreed3801]

@@MrFarmer110 Haha true true!

[@Lulu-ex7fc]

Just have to go through your wife.

[@metalpunk1234]

I'd rather look up to yall for advice rather than listening to some gen Z who has no clue what the fvck he/she is talking about, that's me being honest their. Lmao 🤣

[@jasoneastland9595]

I about choked when rosco said seven toasters and two record players 😂😂😂

[@jasoneastland9595]

What number?

[@VTX00128]

@@jasoneastland9595 That is a scam bot don't bother with that.

[@chickenlittle5916]

I am about to start reporting those as terrorist 🤣🤣🤣

[@jasoneastland9595]

@@chickenlittle5916 the world would be alot safer if we could stop toasters from suicide bombing record players

[@tomhowe1510]

My dad at his 60th was asked what it is like being married that long. He said..." You only get 20 for murder"

[@RawSpringChickn]

Your dad is a legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesappling1212]

He's Right!😉

[@jameslaw3740]

True so true.........all the free food , TV , working out at the gym with the guys, only scary part is the ass raping.

[@robinsymonds5353]

I love my wife but can't stand her 😂😂

[@kylepearce-obrien1021]

Knew a *lot* of guys like Roscoe at the car plant. I remember checking the seniority board in 2018, just to see who had highest seniority. It was a guy who started 2 weeks after the moon landing. The one with Neil Armstrong.

[@milldawgj9598]

Yeah worked in a union plant check the list there guys in there from the late 80s.

[@grimmagic2329]

"through all the hard times, and attempted murder" now that's true love right there

[@williameby7866]

I have been married 43 years. I understand everything Roscoe says!! Always believed if you make a vow you stick with it. No values anymore!

[@tomcartwright7134]

Roscoe is a marriage councilor and a dam good philosopher.

[@savagenomore]

I sent this to my wife, her reply was "yep, that's us"....lol....30 years and counting, hoping to be like Roscoe some day😂😂😂

[@Ian_Burt]

🍻

[@jakegarrett8109]

Only 6 toasters thrown so far, so keep an eye out.

[@fackynaxicht8603]

Give them a toaster for Xmas

[@Snapper314]

"Stuck it through all the hard times and attempted murder" HAHA LMAO! 😆

[@donnieharville8739]

Amen Roscoe I've been married for 30 years and I've caught 2 toasters so far love of my life love her to death you're 100% correct God bless you Roscoe

[@groundmetalgarage]

That one guy that refuses retirement but talks about it all the time!

[@Adamsadventures83]

Then he remembers that he'll be home more often

[@TheTexasCowboy56]

@@Adamsadventures83 Then he remembers he got a wife. xD

[@Saanonymous80]

Then he gets a 3 day weekend and can't wait to get back to work.

[@toddbrown3606]

Me

[@derrickallen8138]

That's one of my TL's. At least he'd gone down to 3 days a week

[@calebfielding6352]

I used to work with a guy who took every hour he could get because he just didnt want to be at home. I kid you not he had 20 years in the army, 100% army disability, 20 years in a federal job, and social security, and he would go behind your back to the boss and steal hours from you. He didnt need the money he just wanted to stay away from his wife.

[@kenvilla4131]

I know the feeling sometimes I want to cut my ears off cause man they sure complain alot I wish they invented a mouth zipper

[@adamsears1403]

I can relate😆

[@smithsmith1956]

@@kenvilla4131 They exist. There's this weird gimp mask bdsm shops have with a zipper over the mouth. It's basically a muzzle for people.

[@magnarcreed3801]

Just go to therapy or divorce them.

[@arthurgarcia7775]

@@magnarcreed3801 damn it man, you trying to be a quitter or a millionaire?! Get your head in the game son!

[@stemartin6671]

As someone who just got divorced a month before our 14th anniversary, this had me fucking laughing out loud 😂

[@MrMikeT89]

I hope it was for the best

[@RawSpringChickn]

Same here. Divorced 3 days before the anniversary and aside from only seeing my kids on the weekends I haven't been happier, and now there's a surplus of money in my account after I removed that devil woman from it 🤣🤣

[@stemartin6671]

@@MrMikeT89 it defo was my good man, just got a lot of rebuilding to do to myself now!!!

[@stemartin6671]

@@RawSpringChickn I'm just at the start of my journey so far bud, new job, looking for a new house, and couldn't feel better about it tbh!!!

[@fredchampion4059]

Good for you. Never look back!

[@adolfocoy7516]

To be fair, 60 years together is a long ass time.

[@danyellevstephenson]

Him being with his wife 60 years makes me think of my parents they've got 52

[@RawSpringChickn]

That's a natural life sentence in prison

[@Smalltown-1776]

7 toasters & 2 record players 😂 that’s in my top 3 of favorite Rosco videos 🤣👊

[@luvr381]

I asked my dad at his 55th wedding anniversary how he made it so long. After having to repeat the question three times, he turned on his hearing aid...enough said.

[@sydneysomer9958]

😂😂😂

[@GLoLChibs]

My partner always says he'll probably go first and when he does, he's going to make sure he falls on me to take me with him 😂

[@ubergeek1968]

My in-laws were married for 46 years before my MIL went nuts, left everyone and got a divorce, now living in a nursing home in another state... and my FIL tells me that he only stuck with her the last 5-6 years because of the life insurance.

[@P0HTAT0]

Poor Roscoe Retirement = Death for someone. True love 🤣

[@keith3761]

Installed GFCI's in the bathroom but no lock? this man knew that he was doing!

[@HighiamDave]

“Do you know what consecutive mean” great use of Katt Williams’ line in the movie “School Dance” he got an Oscar for that scene

[@tickticktickBOOOOM]

One of the signs my company is in a death spiral is that this one old timer retired this year after fifty years on the job. At forty, he would've made more money from the pension than his standard paycheck. When I asked him why he didn't put in his papers, he said, "If I didn't come to work, I'd kill my wife."

[@nexes6718]

His beard gets more lively as he tells how he loves his wife. Great stuff 😆

[@anotherfriend1998]

1st toaster would of been the last toaster... I can't catch to save my life... lol zipppppzaaaap plowck

[@oldluke7653]

Catch that toaster and refuse to go quietly into that good night

[@robertnorman3181]

By far best roscoe skit yet.

[@gregkilgore4035]

Hey Roscoe, I'm scared of my wife too. We are to the point we're just staying together to see what happens next. 😂

[@marktemplin1159]

That's why I caught every one of those toasters🤣🤣 now thats commitment,,, I married her, damn it she ain't killing me if I can help it,,, I love her to much🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewdunn2909]

I love these video’s so glad you decided to make Ricky and Rosco famous

[@thestinkydwarf]

literal tears from the laughing - possibly ur best one yet!

[@WorldWearyAngel]

I could have just NOT caught that toaster at any time xD lmao

[@Jeff-fc3tw]

They're in Love and regardless of the toasters and undercooked chicken, They love each other. But whoever dies of Natural causes from Whatever Gon git a HUUUUGE life insurance check!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@mattbaker2435]

Roscoe rocks it. We need more Roscoe.

[@nomore8042]

I used to have everyone on the job ask me why I always had my Wife come to work with me and sit in the truck all day long and go home with me everyday? So, I wouldn't have to kiss Her goodbye !!!

[@21YellowRoses]

That's totally my grandparents. Their got married when they were both 15 yrs old and had 4 kids. They love each other, but know time part is good for them. My grandpa tried to retire 3 times and grandma sent him back to work each time, because he was getting on her nerves. The 4th time she just said "get a hobby that keeps you busy and don't get on my nerves", it's work out so far. LOL😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@SmokinTrucks]

I love how each character has their own personality. It makes watching these so much more interesting. Love these vids man👍👍

[@chevrobert6607]

My grandad used to say that a married man's last breath is called a sigh of relief.

[@kennybister7468]

That was so beautiful Roscoe always knows what to say

[@erikherrera9527]

I don't know about the retirement I'm not there yet... But when he talks about his old lady priceless

[@thing5620]

Ricky is the short entertainment, but Rosco owns the channel.

[@Sinister392]

There is always a Roscoe on most crews that refuse to stop working , my father is 82 and still works cutting trees , a little slower nowadays. I asked him “pop when are you going to stop working ?” He tells me “ if I stop working and stay home I’ll be dead in 6 months . I’ve noticed his thought process has come true with a few people I knew . If his body isn’t moving and doing something he thinks his body will shut down . There might be some truth to this . He doesn’t climb big trees anymore and just yells at the crew. I’m 54 and he has always been that arguing, grumpy guy that hates change . God bless him !

[@Pinetree.1]

The definition of crazy in love

[@michaelrobey9060]

Roscoe is the original OG doing the ride or die..😂

[@mikequinn2000]

A morbid story with a high value moral. If I had more teachers like that in my youth. I might have paid more attention. Lol

[@johnnycotrel7413]

This is so freaking hilarious! 🤣

[@majinvegeta9280]

AND WE LIKED IT!! WE LOVED IT!! On a serious note though they had to run daddy out and made him retire cause he wasn't gonna go. They made him retire at 65 and he gets bored af. He doesn't want to rest and relax. He wants to work and fish in between but he's had 3 back surgery and a neck surgery after retirement and he can't get around like before. He's a tough old man at 72. The day after his 1st back surgery he walked a mile around the hospital and after my back surgery I barely made 100 steps and that was with help. He want even take the pain meds he just takes ib profen. He did immediately after but he hates the feeling. They don't make men like that anymore and look what's out their now. I'm thankful to have been raised right with manners and I carried a many a ass whoopin.

[@bnutty5532]

Need one where you lure Ricky into days off to do Xtreme sports like bungy jumping, skydiving etc

[@steelersnation7239]

Why are you not on TV !!!! I could not breathe because I was laughing so hard !!! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[@jamesshriver7595]

7 toasters!!! Oh man I laughed so hard I had to replay the video 7 times to watch the whole thing...good stuff

[@priebess]

Even though "Roscoe" had some good life lessons in his speech, I haven't laughed so hard in months!! Thanks y'all

[@codycarlisle-bush7830]

Always a good video to get thru the day

[@mctrucks8825]

Yo Bossman, I absolutely love watchin y'alls videos and Ricky and Roscoe are awesome

[@brothermouzone1307]

Oh My Goodness: A certified classic.😂😂😂

[@mrp782]

Worded so beautifully.

[@arthurking5612]

Gotta love ride it out for the retirement Think I'm waiting for the insurance too Happy Thanksgiving

[@stevehagen9804]

That last speech was beautiful and inspiring

[@billfeld5883]

After 37yrs with the same woman and looking forward to more time with her,!!!!2022

[@ronaldelkins6108]

Very great point there Roscoe. If more of this young generation would stick it out, quit cheating on their partner and having ADD children, Divorce Lawyers would have to change to tax attorneys, and defense lawyers!

[@jasonfeagans3291]

A life lesson there for young folks!

[@joshuawarnock369]

I could’ve called it quits and not caught that toaster anytime. Gold

[@Adam-nv9zo]

Now that's commitment.

[@caseybeckner2625]

Roscoe you are always full of wisdom and lessons about life but a quick question what about the day your arthritis acts up and you don't catch the toaster was just wondering

[@robertjolley8715]

I am all aboard the Roscoe train! Married 40 years so far, through thick and thin!

[@toniparker8691]

Whoops Whoops!!!! Freaking awesome.. LoL😂😂

[@SouthernBlender]

Best marriage inspiration ever😂😂😂😂❤

[@SouthernBlender]

My husband and Iwatched this and both of us agreed that sounds right 😂18 years and counting 😂😂❤

[@daveyconcrete9801]

Anybody that's been married a few years can relate

[@frankvarro4451]

Yep coming up on 27 years

[@hellhound1389]

Been married 21 years and can relate because my little wife scares the hell out of me. My friends call her El Diablo

[@dragonman910]

​@@hellhound1389that means the devil in Spanish.

[@don5358]

That is me and my wife to a T LMFAO 😂 I sent her this video and at the beginning she got up went to the kitchen and grabbed a fork thank God she kept watching it cuz by the time she got back all she could say is omg that's us lol

[@gilligan106]

My wife and I have been together for 33 years and we've had some rough days and some great times. She's my ride or die. I fear the day if she passes away before me.

[@darianzielinsky96]

Beautiful ❤️ thank you 🥲

[@Adalyn9420]

😂 I can't I fuckin can't I fuckin love it I know exactly what he talkin bout 😂

[@justinbozarth5910]

Simply awsome 😂

[@SuperStock2022]

Now that’s true love right there! 37 years together here😎

[@brandietanner14]

I know that I'm a year late but....... The relationship with Roscoe and his wife sounds just like me and my little sister! Lol we love each other BUT we hate each other too! Lol we both had some crazy ass fights growing up. It actually surprises both thinking back on it, that we are still alive! 😂

[@cookiesnmilf6495]

Goddammit that was beautiful

[@robhobson4963]

Now we all know ain't no man stupid enough to retire until the wife goes to meet Jesus!!!!

[@MRSketch09]

Hahaha.. lmfao... this joke went for longer than expected... but it was worth it..

[@eprofessio]

OMG! My wife and I stick together and grow together. She works 9-5 and I spend a lot of time fixing stuff outside.

[@steverutherford8189]

Funny and so true !!!

[@notduhpopo]

I like how you explained to me and the rest of the rednecks what consecutive means. Appreciate it brother..

[@ChaosQuixotic]

Sure would be interesting to see the collection from the safe.

[@mytoolz]

you dont quit, you ride it out together, lmaoooo FACTS

[@Swoop180]

Methods and madness... What a beautiful sunset.

[@ReaperofValhalla]

7 appliances in over 60 years of marriage. If that was the only form of attempted murder that’s not that bad actually. That’s once every 8  years, 7 months, 13 hours, 42  minutes and 51  seconds there is a murder attempt. That is a 0.0003110 chance she might try to kill him on any given day. Compared to most marriages I seen that were far shorter this is the example to stride for.

[@CommisarHood]

My grandparents celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary a while ago and when my uncle stood up to give a speech he said this. "We're here to celebrate mom and dad being married for 60 years an achievement that I'm all of you that know them will agree deserves a medal the size of bin lid."

[@thefriendlybeast2613]

I wake up and she is just staring at me😂😂😂😂😂 she scares me 😂😂😂

[@erico4339]

I'm going to go and get a huge life insurance policy on Monday. Haha

[@TexasScar]

I am glad that our youth got to experience this authentic old goober american gibberish!

[@craigquann]

Relationship goals right there!

[@sinnlygormes9089]

Relationship goals finally have something to put that to haha

[@ZM1306]

"I could have called it quits and not caught that toaster at anytime; but I caught every single one of them she threw... because I wanted to be with her another day."

[@PincheBecky0Effsgiven]

After a certain age, it's not about the Butterflies in your stomach and jealously at even imagining them with someone else. It's about sharing the good, the bad, and the ugly and laughing because you actually got better life insurance on them.

[@Inmyownlane89]

Good line from Katt Williams

[@michaelelmore1678]

My grandfather said s9methin similar at his 60th wedding anniversary "In sixty years we've never brought up divorce, murder has been brought up, but never dovorce."

[@Dean89420]

I can only hope one day I'll find a woman like Roscoe's wife, wants to kill me but can't live without me🤣🤣

[@bivittatusjunkie708]

I used to make skits like this 10 years ago when I was 15-17, they sent me to go “talk” to someone… man was I ahead of my time 😂

[@davidturney2975]

Had to watch this twice to make sure I caught everything

[@EzE134]

Soooooo good.

[@opossom1968]

I have been married 35 year to the same women of my kids. I hope i go before her, i could not stand to live another day without her and do not want to go through that kind of hurt.

[@thedevilsworkshop7720]

I know a truck driver who has a beautiful house out in the country , wife and 4 kids the whole deal . Yet he lives in his truck on the road and only goes home for holidays like Christmas and Easter, one or the guys asked him what the secret to a good marriage was ? With a straight face he tells us they try to see as little as possible of each other . It's her house , her kids her life etc . But it's my truck . When he shows up its all lovey dovey for 48 hours then they start to give each other the shits so he takes another job and hits the road again .