Roscoe has a comeback for everything! Did Ricky ever stand a chance?

[@canadiantrucker9574]

The Old Man is givin Ricky a mental ass whooping he won't soon forget (or in Roscoe's case - he won't soon remember)

[@jameshatton4211]

Depended on Ricky's accuracy when he swings? Pablo reckons Ricky sufferers with temporary blindness as teardroplets can have a conflicting effect due to light reflection leading to idiocentric occular refraction and patchiness with magnification (kind of like when you point a magnifying glass at the sun) and this can lead to momentary loss of focus and increased vulnerability from increased blinking (kind of like when you put the windshield wipers on in a storm), Pablo further explained that it's deterministic on how many beverages Ricky sinks for Dutch courage both affecting his aim and performance? Pablo said the wild card is if Roscoe continues with the grandma jokes as Ricky is trying to take swings? Pablo also said that there are proportional variability of Ricky's sustained rage vs Roscoe's heart medication so it all might come down to timing? Will Roscoe reach for his hard hat or not before sustaining any blows? That's pretty much what this situation boils down to I personally think it all comes down to what weapons are within reach in friggin mechanical workshop? And what alliances exists between staff and how quickly the safety officer can intervene without all the staff turning on him like twisted sequel to Lord of the flies? I've placed $50 on total carnage Pablo is placing $50 on Roscoe and is now placing $20 on Ricky because he thinks it's been more than 8 hours since Roscoe took his pharmaceutical payload? Where you at bro? You still caught up wondering what fking material Ricky's bat is made of; is it wood or aluminium, depleted Uranium?🤔 typical engineers sheesh next minute you'll be asking for the relative density of Roscoe's skull?🙄 I'm sure Roscoe has a library medical documentation to figure it out? Hang on Pablo is screaming something about density is affected by how much blood is in Roscoe's chemical stream?

[@travisedwards181]

@jameshatton4405 I got $50 Roscoe already lubed up Ricky's bat, and a $20 side bet when Ricky swings it the only casualty will be the safety man, who just showed up on scene at the last and most inopportune moment possible

[@jameshatton4211]

@@travisedwards181 you can see how allegiances can be the deciding factor. Shits gonna go thermonuclear when Pablo grabs the bosses cam shaft from the bosses motor as a weapon and he shatters it on Ricky's head because he didn't realise it wasn't billet

[@mattnorris4891]

​@@travisedwards181🤣

[@davidburney8463]

😂😂😂"CDLz for that WIDE LOAD"""😂😂😂😂

[@ladyt618]

That one took me out 😂😂😂

[@tomhoward9142]

Lol, Roscoe is hitting hard. Best skit yet. 👍👍👍👍

[@animealumni2601]

Come on Ricky, the granddaughter jokes are right there

[@iainballas]

His first mistake was arguing with a man who's currently drinking a PBR.

[@davidk413]

Roscoe wiped your butt and put a new diaper on your ass Ricky. Listen to the Boss. You are hilarious. Love ya guys. De'De Kershaw

[@joshrowe4023]

Best video so far😂😂😂😂😂

[@lientaiga6937]

Roscoe ROSTED TF out of Ricky. The amount of emotional damage is immeasurable 😂🤣

[@DonnielSeymour]

CDL 😂

[@martinmelton7830]

😂😂😂😂😂 True 💯!

[@rocxylemmon8535]

😂😂😂😂.... these were some great momma j9kes....lol

[@DonnielSeymour]

@@rocxylemmon8535 he went after Grandma 😀

[@workingstiff0586]

Goddamn, that's gotta be a verbal crucifixion if ever such a thing existed

[@Drivehead103]

Who knew that Roscoe was a teacher? Ricky just got schooled!

[@gregwatruba4541]

College.

[@michaelscott6022]

"Y'know yer granny's walker only makes it easier, don't hafta throw her up onna wall like an eight point buck every time she's feeling frisky...but she's still gettin' mounted and stuffed."

[@wrnow822]

No, no, no, don't give Roscoe ideas. If Roscoe would have said this, his future roles in this skid would be as a ghost.

[@jedediahsibley3355]

Emotional damage!!! 😂

[@jameshatton4211]

Asian mode switched off too! The fact Ricky is getting beer and a weapon......even Uncle Roger reckons its a high score!

[@jameswatson7067]

That had to violate a Geneva convention some how.

[@DummyDanzDummyAdultFun2024]

Just A Geneva convention? That violated the entire thing three times over 😂

[@travisedwards181]

Nah, I don't think Roscoe is Canadian

[@dixiecyrus8136]

​@@travisedwards181🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 geez, I'm dying ovah here🤣🤣🤣

[@ZandiTx13]

Well yeah if Granny is named Geneva then she sure did get violated and "mounted and stuff".😂

[@JTheiral]

@@DummyDanzDummyAdultFun2024 call it a Geneva checklist

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

Older people just know how to insult better. They've seen more stupid than KZbin.

[@irunwire8528]

No coming back from that, Ricky gonna have to pull out the owner card now. 🤣🤣🤣

[@KR15nAK]

Damn, Ricky choked harder than his gramma when Roscoe's around. 😂

[@Ddanielgonzalez]

Never mess with an old head in an insult competition

[@tomswoodwork]

And never have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person

[@AflacMan13]

Roscoe mentally whoopin' down on Ricky so hard, Bossman forgot which direction he was talking to which character in. 😂

[@dennisbelles9236]

Could not stop laughing. Ricky needs to learn when to stop. Roscoe had him from word one. Lol. 😂😂😂😂

[@getinthespace7715]

Yep... Sometimes, you just gotta quit while you're behind. 😂

[@ian_snow]

Roscoe is a straight up savage! 😂

[@jameshuffman835]

Roscoe's come backs come from experience!!

[@nathanchristman6660]

Uh oh. Ricky forgot roscoe got that concealed equalizer ready to go.

[@deanflores4837]

Just surrender Ricky. Just surrender. 😂😂😂😂

[@ZandiTx13]

🏳️que surrender trumpet 🎺 music 🎶

[@TheRigThatsBig]

This is my favorite video yet. Funny as hell.

[@taylornorman7134]

That was hilarious! Roscoe broke Ricky down emotionally. The grandma jokes were the best!

[@ProToolsApproved]

This may be the single best video you've ever made. KING ROSCOE!

[@carlosv393]

The CDL joke got me good! 😂😂😂😂😂 wide load! Hahaha

[@BryonTilton]

I started to piss myself from laughing so hard. This is priceless humor, fucking legendary.

[@jameshatton4211]

Roscoe is the Foghorn Leghorn of this here workshop

[@ZandiTx13]

"I say, I say look here son! U gotta wait for it boy. For the right opportunity to sneak up and WHACK! POW! BOOM! When he least expects it! I'll be ur mentor . Now listen, now listen here kid this is what ur going to do.....". Yep I think he sounds just like Foghorn leghorn! Roscoes got a nickname Leghorn

[@jameshatton4211]

@@ZandiTx13 hahahaha love it! Glad someone else got a kick out of my realisation👍

[@4_Low_Off_Road]

You gotta do one with a pile driving character...they're fucking savages 😭😂

[@deadeye537]

Under half an hour and just after i finish work, fucking love it.

[@milldawgj9598]

This is so true! All the new guys got jokes. Until us old heads start in.

[@BarefootPsychotic]

Poor Ricky.... If brains were electricity that boy would be a walking blackout! 😂

[@gcoffey223]

Roscoe was just warming up

[@chrisspiewak2341]

OMG I can't stop laughing at this one 🤣 😂 great job 👏

[@MechanicalMafioso]

One of ur best yet! 👌👌🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jaye1967]

Never go up against old and treacherous.

[@imawake9369]

That was the most beautiful roasting I've heard in years! 🤣

[@brettdewolf4675]

My god... I'm dead.. Lol

[@jimmylabay156]

Ricky got at arse tore up by old man. Hehe. Good one. Gets me going this morning 👍

[@karlelshoff4720]

Ricky's ending is classic Ricky: "I am going to go grab some beers, AND A BAT."

[@nck226]

Fuck yeah, go Rosco go. Have rosco rost the new next. New guys getting annoying and forgetting his place. Awsome video

[@marshallmcdowell3369]

Ricky is gonna need to visit the burn unit for that roast!!!😂😂

[@ZandiTx13]

PLOT TWIST NOBODY EXPECTED!!! EPIC MIC DROP IS DESERVED!!! Roscoe hats off 2 ya and everyone bow B4 King Roscoe!! Ha zah! Lord of the Roast !!! Long live Roscoe! Long live the king!! 😂😂

[@altoburn9324]

"Stop! Stop! He's already dead!"

[@yvonneburns2786]

Is Ricky Roscoe's grandson are we getting to know the relationship through insults😅

[@kedryncaitin9157]

Nope. After the m'fer comment he said he'd do his mom too if gmammy threw out her hip again, that he'd like to try out the new model.

[@karlelshoff4720]

They are all one in the same person so I guess you could say they are ALL related to each other.

[@rudylongoria6162]

that boy had no chance lmaoo 😂🤣💀💀

[@ronniewillis77]

Holy shit, that's got to be one of the funniest yet

[@Utuber410]

Didn’t realize Roscoe was Ricky’s granddad

[@Whatchamawhozit]

ROSCOE is savage AF!!!

[@tylerdemary1210]

Poor Ricky 😂😂😂😂

[@jdsick6000]

*starts to cry* “my g-mammy” 😂😂😂

[@keithmays8076]

This is like the verbal equivalent of a every fight scene from Walker, Texas Ranger. It's brutal, painful, and winds up with you tasting Chuck Norris's boot leather for the next two weeks.

[@vapes531]

I truly hope that Ricky never forgets this humbling moment. Because he absolutely got undeniably eviscerated😂😂😂

[@Viper42104]

The words EMOTIONAL DAMAGE dont even come close to the roasting Ricky got.

[@floridamaninthewild]

Ricky should've known better. Any man that's worked that many years trading insults on the job site is going to be a professional. Ricky just needs a few more years experience.

[@dashtothemax5353]

It reminds me when a squeaker talks to a season gamer and gets annihilated.

[@mclarksws]

I used to work for a guy that moved his mom on to his property. She loved me. When he would fuck around I'd tell him to straighten up or I'll be his step daddy within a week.

[@CadeSubscriptionAccount]

When you youngsters are getting roasted by the old ones with mom and grandma jokes... Tell the same jokes only with them or their father as the focus. The homophobia screws with their ability to make jokes and they get real confused lol

[@jsbmx2039]

I worked with a guy like that. You could never beat him and everything you said he flipped it on you. Triple j was his name and man he was funny

[@medicbabe2ID]

Did Ricky make it to the Burn Unit on his own or did someone call 911? Christ 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@MontanaCrotchRocket]

Don’t mess with them old timers…they was making wages before loaders had buckets. That shit was an after thought.

[@smoothlyrough512]

"Stop while your behind" NEVER heard that I've before.

[@JamesRussell1969]

Poor Ricky, blind sided and left twisting in the wind. Roscoe just kept hitting on all eight cylinders.

[@geowash74]

Anyone else notice subtle clues that Rickey and Roscoe might be related? Speaking as the oldest guy where I work punk kids always try to get the best of older people. Once they meet someone who can mentally take them down and have infinite come backs it's like a deer in the headlights. The spit it out joke was hilarious.

[@michaelrobey9060]

Ricky is going to have nightmares now and a felony charge after using the bat. 😂

[@ponz-]

Look at Roscoe with that new haircut😂 he looks like his credit score actually is higher than his blood pressure 😂

[@kickinsmurfs423]

That second "I GoT tHiS!" With the teeth had me rolling 🤣

[@wilsonrawlin8547]

LMAO!! These characters never get old. ;D

[@tommiegirl2441]

Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

[@JoeXTheXJuggalo1]

Ricky should have been wearing his safety helmet because trying to go toe to toe with Rosco is like walking into a hazardous work site.

[@susanherrel7676]

Roscoe is a Damn dog I'm in tears

[@upsidedownheadful]

I am still fucking rolling,that was the best shit right there

[@gregkilgore4035]

"Went home with a fat chic once a bunch of times." - Rodney Carrington.

[@michaelhoule2134]

the older I get the more and more I feel and talk like Roscoe. God I love him.

[@matthewurquhart2262]

I just watched a burial and it wasnt roscoes

[@Inhale-ExhaleofLansing]

Old timer going throw his back out if he ain't careful 😂 Ricky had nothing fir him that was a winner 😂

[@keepthinking2666]

Best banter yet am a use a few of them at work with the 21yr old 😂

[@michaelcasper5046]

That one was good. Ricky did get schooled on that one.

[@slideoff1]

Boy Ricky got 'skooled' bad!

[@KingOfGamesss]

Don't bring a bat to a glock fight...

[@lonewolf079]

Ricky should’ve stopped when the boss man said so, as Kelso would say on That 70’s show Ricky got burned

[@OH-vb6ww]

The precision, the timing, the execution, Of both the lines and of Ricky out there swinging like a piñata waiting for another wack. Kudos ,Beautiful. 😂

[@Jlow67WV]

All Ricky needed to do is bring up Roscoe's granddaughter...... #gameover. Not sure which way, but, Game. OVER.

[@kinpin66]

Somewhere on here

[@cupwalker24.7]

This one safety man in Washington DC called me a White Hill Billy ..All i was trying to do was Drill them some Environmental Wells that cost 2.5 million dollars to protect the drinking water ....silly over rich construction company's 😂

[@vincegonzalez329]

🤣

[@noahbeattie5761]

Holy shit that's funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bentontatum4175]

From one old man to another Roscoe you are the best and for Ricky 😂

[@warshrike666]

Oh Ricky you asked for all of that Son. You are lucky Rosco is a boomer and not a gen X'er mate. It could have ended with 3rd degree burns. You still got roasted tho. ROFLMFAO

[@kobearjr.9382]

This is a perfect example of how fucking lame the younger generations have become. No if's nor ass. (PERIOD)

[@banditgrizzy1955]

🤣🤣🤣 yep, we old folk burn with wisdom , it's why we can roast the best. 👌😁👍 Funny thing of it all is Rosco and Ricky are of the same mind. 😉 gettin some of that wisdom at an early age, eh. 👌🤣👍

[@MichaelTreacy-fi7gv]

That's why in milwaukee there's body parts been floating around our water lately I might have to be with ricky and turn into....BATman

[@kevingregory1387]

This is 100% accurate!.... I remember when I was young on the construction sites and all the old heads would straight murder us just like this!!!.... now that I'm older, I let these young little shits have it the same we we got it.... the shit talking circle of life.

[@uncletim2021a-dz6zu]

OK, class , open up your dictionaries to flogging , here we have a pictoral of apoor individual who didn't know when to walk away , his name is Ricky ...😂😂😂

[@bizz456]

Damn Ricky! Your trying to drive in the big boy lane, but your wearing little girl panties! Just stay home a couple of days and heal up! ❤️‍🩹

[@redleader]

Hey Boss Man...uh..Ricky gonna need a few days off.. Something about getting hit by an old bus...

[@jimfletch3969]

Need a follow up with ricky congratulating roscoe on being a great granpappy and his granddaughter becoming rickys latest baby momma

[@cliffcorson4000]

Damn Roscoe isn't just on fire, he's burning down eveything

[@cleveduncan8224]

Greetings from Alabama