Hilarious extra from Roseanne Barr's 2006 standup special: Blonde and Bitchin'. Features Jackie Beat.
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@maha77 Жыл бұрын
We are approaching the 10 year anniversary of this Masterpiece. I can literally recite it word for word
@NoddingAlong Жыл бұрын
This was filmed in 2006 but was uploaded in 2013 on KZbin
@Ivan-fm4eh7 ай бұрын
Masterpiece is the right word. I watch it every few months and it never, ever gets old. The whole 2 days....tomorrow...of sobriety is 🫠
@vibes714426 күн бұрын
I’ve watched this so many times
@westley5735 Жыл бұрын
“How long have you been sober?” “Two days…tomorrow will be two days” ICONIC “everybody has that…when they drink”
@Mrdaylahoyya7 жыл бұрын
I can't even! My favorite quotes: Jackie: "I did cover the scars." lol Next quote was in regards to contouring Roseannes jaw line. Jackie: I'm just wondering whether we should go with a dark brown or full on black."Jackie: "It doesn't matter!" lol Jackie: "Now let's slap some grease paint on this mess!" lol This and countless others. Simple and hysterically funny!
@onmytelephone7 жыл бұрын
"Cant work on your face when you're yappin"
@andrewjones9991 Жыл бұрын
2:55 where Jackie says "let me see" and looks in the mirror with Rosanne and just start touching herself up. BWHAHAHA genius.
@Gayoinion2 жыл бұрын
A hidden gem honestly
@softbatch1 Жыл бұрын
When I sit down to do my makeup I always say "now let's slap some grease paint on this mess" thanks to this 🤣🤣💄
@donallynch16897 ай бұрын
Even Roseanne lost it for a second at that line. So hilarious.
@amybee266018 күн бұрын
Me too! 😂
@RodneyDodson3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this so many times and it still makes me laugh!
@contrabassoon7 жыл бұрын
All improvised! Roseanne's reactions are real
@bernieo77835 жыл бұрын
If I want a good laugh... I watch this. Jackie's body language ... when ...just slightly, bends his knees at the right moments...The whole thing cracks me up.. Love ya
@Ivan-fm4eh Жыл бұрын
Literally a comedic genius. This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
@infernalrakket13 жыл бұрын
Interesting herstory: Jackie Beat is a well-known comedy writer and wrote Roseanne's bit for her roast.
@erikm8372Ай бұрын
And she wrote jokes for an episode or two for Joan Rivers on Fashion Police! Apparently Joan wanted Jackie and her manager to meet her alone at her house, rather than the E! Studio offices in LA. Jackie said most of the shit they came up with could never be aired publicly! I wouldn’t expect anything less!
@robnlynchburgvaable7 жыл бұрын
2 days.... tomorrow....LOL!!!!!
@FunInTheSun8 Жыл бұрын
Forever on loop in my heart and head.
@JsRf134 жыл бұрын
Jackie Beat is a fucking comedic genius.
@nicksurfs12 жыл бұрын
She wrote a lot for Roseanne and Joan. She’s incredible!
@Ivan-fm4eh Жыл бұрын
Probably the funniest person alive. Why doesn't she have her own show?! Is Ru afraid of having her on RDR?
@vibes7144 Жыл бұрын
My favorite quote is “It’s not about you, or AA”. For some reason that runs through my mind every week.
@ryankphd7 жыл бұрын
Perhaps that could be your next book ... "I don't mean to be rude" 😂
@crlewis4 жыл бұрын
Ryan N. Keene I’m just here to look good for MY SHOW
@darilynmonstone75103 жыл бұрын
Maybe you were just born that way lmaoooooo
@angeladelacecina84357 жыл бұрын
Sasha Belle really improved.
@mexikunt7 жыл бұрын
Angel Belau oh my god I just said the same thing without seeing your comment lmao glad I'm not the only one
@randomUsername12345 жыл бұрын
The shaaaaade
@Jamesfisher00007 жыл бұрын
This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen or heard ❤️😂😂😂😂I just got in recovery two days ago!
@crlewis4 жыл бұрын
Oh I hate recovery
@Ivan-fm4eh Жыл бұрын
@@crlewis i do too
@_noahrh7 жыл бұрын
Let's slap some grease-paint on this mess
@AzzizaNaomi Жыл бұрын
Irony and Ivory sent me here and I’m so glad they did!
@donallynch16892 ай бұрын
I love how even Roseanne can't hold in the laughter at "let's slap some greasepaint on this mess"
@deaddancers13 жыл бұрын
This was the best 6 minutes
@mattiemadison12347 жыл бұрын
I love Jackie! Lmao
@elijahm13153 жыл бұрын
“Can I get a good look at that area” 😅😅😅😅
@allanacevedo2580 Жыл бұрын
I'm here because of Very Delta. Thank you.
@dharam149 Жыл бұрын
🔸🔸🔸same🔸🔸🔸
@againstthepods431624 күн бұрын
which episode of vera delta??? someone please tell me or I will have a major breakdown.
@Fantasimir Жыл бұрын
damn! thank you for that gem
@nathanielhansen78356 жыл бұрын
Now lets slap some grease paint on this mess!!!! ICONIC
@ScarlettHarlett Жыл бұрын
YOU BETTER DO IT! Make America laugh. pause to remember her name.. LADY. 😂
@atlasshrugged2u7 жыл бұрын
I'm not quite sure why, but I just love, love love Roseanne! And I wish her all the happiness in the world!
@ShaneTallon884 ай бұрын
“You’d stop payment on the check… faster than you can say cirquedusoliel” 😂
@stevenroby16677 жыл бұрын
you can tell they really like each others talent probably watched this 20 times over last few years has this been edited I remember it being longer
@courtneyw.64567 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh. This is awesome! Thank you for the giggles!
@ds76165 жыл бұрын
“Let me get a good look at that area...”
@crlewis4 жыл бұрын
Derick Schultz like Jackie is surveying a 🚧 construction site 🚧
@donallynch16897 ай бұрын
Like it's a bomb site
@markmcknight24673 жыл бұрын
EVERYBODY has that. . . WHEN THEY DRINK! OMG!
@gazpipe9166 жыл бұрын
the acting is perfection, you already knew each other
@destineydevereux4722 Жыл бұрын
I'm so proud of Jackie Beat, I remember how she looked at the original Wigstock,,, she's come a looonngg way!!💋
@lanadelgay90927 жыл бұрын
me doing my grandmas makeup only she would say i still put too much
@missmex78767 жыл бұрын
Hey queen!!! That's where I came from. Well 'look at huh'. Love Jackie!!
@beefyben2 жыл бұрын
"You said natural"
@dododimitrov96577 жыл бұрын
omg hahaha i can't stop the tears
@CamnayR247 жыл бұрын
This was the best! LOL I love Roseanne!
@WhimsicalNessa7 жыл бұрын
I love Jackie. 😂
@dharam149 Жыл бұрын
Jackie😂 my Gwad😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tjames96982 жыл бұрын
All of this is ad-libbed, btw.
@juliepeterson6639 Жыл бұрын
Nothing better than this!
@jorshcub92943 жыл бұрын
This is gold!!!
@gagtinker17567 жыл бұрын
I LOVE JACKIE
@antonhaq3503 Жыл бұрын
So good
@Laura-kg9le Жыл бұрын
"I covered the scars" lol
@christownsend75527 ай бұрын
Everyone has it…when they drink.
@triffus2 жыл бұрын
Iconic
@ANDREA-kk2gx6 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious!!
@mattmayo3539 Жыл бұрын
After learning Jackie worked with Roseanne I had to fine something. This is hilarious.
@westley5735 Жыл бұрын
It’s not about you it’s not about AA and any other shit it’s about me
@lauraperez93612 жыл бұрын
This is my asmr
@forest_green Жыл бұрын
God how far that old battleaxe has fallen.
@Talentedtadpole8 ай бұрын
Hey, don't be rude about Jackie!
@amybee266018 күн бұрын
Shave your pits.
@kidstrangler6 жыл бұрын
I love it!!
@darilynmonstone75103 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
@joserosellojr9 ай бұрын
The scar bit 😭 akways gets me
@vashnanerada87574 жыл бұрын
These 2 work so well with each other we got a icon roseanne an drag star Jackie. An this was ad-lib.. So funny
@edlangham50085 жыл бұрын
I did cover the scars lol
@billyboylb7 жыл бұрын
Freakin' hilarious.
@kidstrangler6 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!!!;
@crlewis5 жыл бұрын
Your kinda what do you call it OUTGOING ...I hate that
@tatdude01277 жыл бұрын
i love Jackie
@alexanderrickert11014 жыл бұрын
Im in Love with Jackie Beat, seriously. And I adore Roseanne.
@TenleyAtwood Жыл бұрын
This is particularly enjoyable after her last special. After the cancellation. Oooo boy she went off the rails. 😂
@cornholio53187 жыл бұрын
This was so funny. What is this from?
@stephensmith23232 жыл бұрын
Rosanne looks great
@alicianason-yf8sc5 ай бұрын
I love you Roseanne!
@MsCreole009 ай бұрын
LMAO this is hilarious.
@mexikunt7 жыл бұрын
For a second I thought this was Sasha Belle.
@laurabowels58047 жыл бұрын
Flazé Da ugly comment.....
@chazb16602 жыл бұрын
“SHHHHHH!!! C’mon. 🤣
@Littleathquakes4 жыл бұрын
I like Jackie’s make up here.
@lokisfriend7 жыл бұрын
Love love love Roseanne
@demon2051 Жыл бұрын
You said natural 😕
@mrlabutler2 жыл бұрын
I did cover the scars…. 😂😂
@pedrojimenez10549 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOL LOVE THIS
@Cerulean098716 күн бұрын
How long before Roseanne went full-on MAGA cray-cray was this filmed?
@gazpipe9166 жыл бұрын
nice to laugh
@markmcknight24673 жыл бұрын
‘Look at me, right here. UGH! NO! It looks good! I can fix that’!
@fajarsetiawan86656 жыл бұрын
despite the scandal she faced now. I really loved her. My hate for her might escalate quite, but I can't deny that she is an amazing comedienne.
@user-kf8wb2cq4fАй бұрын
Roseanne 's reactions are what's funny. Jackie Beat is over the top begging for laughs BUT Roseanne does the heavy lifting in this scene.
@againstthepods431628 күн бұрын
They’re both very funny and make the sketch work. Why compare them honey? It’s a team effort.
@mikeymasters8459 Жыл бұрын
Now she probably thinks you drink baby blood Jackie 😂
@Chris7338811 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@dchatmon22777 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏✔✔💯💙💙 give me life!
@Garkenrat21 күн бұрын
Roseanne before her mind turned to mush.
@Tictacsizesoul6 күн бұрын
What r u talking, I’ve seen her w the Blair White podcast n she’s fine
@JulioMartinez-tu9pe2 жыл бұрын
Me whenever I see some sexy dude in sweatpants...2:05
@dharam149 Жыл бұрын
😂
@stojadinovicdushan4 жыл бұрын
“I can fix that”
@crlewis5 жыл бұрын
Roseanne did say natural
@pbooful2 ай бұрын
Is this real? 😂😂😂😂
@applejuice76484 жыл бұрын
Was this real lol?
@dp5627 жыл бұрын
what the fuck!!! so random!!! but how funny was that????
@60scinema6 ай бұрын
This is hilarious and I (used to) love Roseanne but I have to say she does not look good with blonde hair…at all. 😬
@shawnlong4039Ай бұрын
What happened to this Roseanne? While she has never been a "looker", she conveyed humanity and even sanity in this clip. Even if she pulled off her best acting performance in a lifetime, she couldn't do that today!
@againstthepods431628 күн бұрын
Over the top super sensitive social media warriors happened.
@shawnlong403928 күн бұрын
@@againstthepods4316 It's not over the top SMW's, it's the moronic right and their mental health and cult.
@theimaginarygallery59357 жыл бұрын
MK Ultra !
@katnip62897 жыл бұрын
WTFWT
@vashnanerada87574 жыл бұрын
Roseanne should write a series SHE an owner of a small club that's going under so she takes a silent partner in the business. An thwy start doing drag acts. An it becomes successful it be hilarious full of drama.. Fun hatred emotional drag Queens. The holl works. It be a hit.. I'm telling you... An Jackie could be her silent partner to bail her out. An they become friends over time.. That Would be hilarious... My idea remember that...
@alexanderrickert11014 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yes
@NostaIgiaJunkie6 жыл бұрын
Sad her and Jackie Beat had a falling out....
@justynjonn5 жыл бұрын
Did they really? Too bad. Probably over some stupid political BS!
@thaliarubio40875 жыл бұрын
YES JACKIE BEAT GOT TDS and ROSEANNE woke up.
@nailartguy3363 Жыл бұрын
@@thaliarubio4087 And now Roseanne was fired from her own show and Trump has been indicted. 😂
@MaxxavierSantiagoResto2 жыл бұрын
This was before she went cuckoo? I mean Roseanne- we already know the Lady Jackie Beat is one strap short of a Str8 Jacket! And if it was I’m sure this situation contributed to Roseanne’s insanity. lol
@happygayconservative94037 жыл бұрын
That freak in the wig . . . is frightening.
@Myplop7 жыл бұрын
Don't talk bout my Roseanne like dat
@missmex78767 жыл бұрын
Happy Gay Conservative hey!!! That 'freak' has a name!! It's roaseanne!!
@happygayconservative94037 жыл бұрын
miss mex I'm talking about the drag queen, not Rosie!
@LMedici7 жыл бұрын
+Happy Gay Conservative That was the joke, dumbass.