Roseanne Barr Jackie Beat

Hilarious extra from Roseanne Barr's 2006 standup special: Blonde and Bitchin'.
Features Jackie Beat.

[@maha77]

We are approaching the 10 year anniversary of this Masterpiece. I can literally recite it word for word

[@NoddingAlong]

This was filmed in 2006 but was uploaded in 2013 on KZbin

[@Ivan-fm4eh]

Masterpiece is the right word. I watch it every few months and it never, ever gets old. The whole 2 days....tomorrow...of sobriety is 🫠

[@vibes7144]

I’ve watched this so many times

[@westley5735]

“How long have you been sober?” “Two days…tomorrow will be two days” ICONIC “everybody has that…when they drink”

[@Mrdaylahoyya]

I can't even! My favorite quotes: Jackie: "I did cover the scars." lol Next quote was in regards to contouring Roseannes jaw line. Jackie: I'm just wondering whether we should go with a dark brown or full on black."Jackie: "It doesn't matter!" lol Jackie: "Now let's slap some grease paint on this mess!" lol This and countless others. Simple and hysterically funny!

[@onmytelephone]

"Cant work on your face when you're yappin"

[@andrewjones9991]

2:55 where Jackie says "let me see" and looks in the mirror with Rosanne and just start touching herself up. BWHAHAHA genius.

[@Gayoinion]

A hidden gem honestly

[@softbatch1]

When I sit down to do my makeup I always say "now let's slap some grease paint on this mess" thanks to this 🤣🤣💄

[@donallynch1689]

Even Roseanne lost it for a second at that line. So hilarious.

[@amybee2660]

Me too! 😂

[@RodneyDodson]

I’ve seen this so many times and it still makes me laugh!

[@contrabassoon]

All improvised! Roseanne's reactions are real

[@bernieo7783]

If I want a good laugh... I watch this. Jackie's body language ... when ...just slightly, bends his knees at the right moments...The whole thing cracks me up.. Love ya

[@Ivan-fm4eh]

Literally a comedic genius. This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

[@infernalrakket1]

Interesting herstory: Jackie Beat is a well-known comedy writer and wrote Roseanne's bit for her roast.

[@erikm8372]

And she wrote jokes for an episode or two for Joan Rivers on Fashion Police! Apparently Joan wanted Jackie and her manager to meet her alone at her house, rather than the E! Studio offices in LA. Jackie said most of the shit they came up with could never be aired publicly! I wouldn’t expect anything less!

[@robnlynchburgvaable]

2 days.... tomorrow....LOL!!!!!

[@FunInTheSun8]

Forever on loop in my heart and head.

[@JsRf13]

Jackie Beat is a fucking comedic genius.

[@nicksurfs1]

She wrote a lot for Roseanne and Joan. She’s incredible!

[@Ivan-fm4eh]

Probably the funniest person alive. Why doesn't she have her own show?! Is Ru afraid of having her on RDR?

[@vibes7144]

My favorite quote is “It’s not about you, or AA”. For some reason that runs through my mind every week.

[@ryankphd]

Perhaps that could be your next book ... "I don't mean to be rude" 😂

[@crlewis]

Ryan N. Keene I’m just here to look good for MY SHOW

[@darilynmonstone7510]

Maybe you were just born that way lmaoooooo

[@angeladelacecina8435]

Sasha Belle really improved.

[@mexikunt]

Angel Belau oh my god I just said the same thing without seeing your comment lmao glad I'm not the only one

[@randomUsername1234]

The shaaaaade

[@Jamesfisher0000]

This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen or heard ❤️😂😂😂😂I just got in recovery two days ago!

[@crlewis]

Oh I hate recovery

[@Ivan-fm4eh]

@@crlewis i do too

[@_noahrh]

Let's slap some grease-paint on this mess

[@AzzizaNaomi]

Irony and Ivory sent me here and I’m so glad they did!

[@donallynch1689]

I love how even Roseanne can't hold in the laughter at "let's slap some greasepaint on this mess"

[@deaddancers1]

This was the best 6 minutes

[@mattiemadison1234]

I love Jackie! Lmao

[@elijahm1315]

“Can I get a good look at that area” 😅😅😅😅

[@allanacevedo2580]

I'm here because of Very Delta. Thank you.

[@dharam149]

🔸🔸🔸same🔸🔸🔸

[@againstthepods4316]

which episode of vera delta??? someone please tell me or I will have a major breakdown.

[@Fantasimir]

damn! thank you for that gem

[@nathanielhansen7835]

Now lets slap some grease paint on this mess!!!! ICONIC

[@ScarlettHarlett]

YOU BETTER DO IT! Make America laugh. pause to remember her name.. LADY. 😂

[@atlasshrugged2u]

I'm not quite sure why, but I just love, love love Roseanne! And I wish her all the happiness in the world!

[@ShaneTallon88]

“You’d stop payment on the check… faster than you can say cirquedusoliel” 😂

[@stevenroby1667]

you can tell they really like each others talent probably watched this 20 times over last few years has this been edited I remember it being longer

[@courtneyw.6456]

Oh my gosh. This is awesome! Thank you for the giggles!

[@ds7616]

“Let me get a good look at that area...”

[@crlewis]

Derick Schultz like Jackie is surveying a 🚧 construction site 🚧

[@donallynch1689]

Like it's a bomb site

[@markmcknight2467]

EVERYBODY has that. . . WHEN THEY DRINK! OMG!

[@gazpipe916]

the acting is perfection, you already knew each other

[@destineydevereux4722]

I'm so proud of Jackie Beat, I remember how she looked at the original Wigstock,,, she's come a looonngg way!!💋

[@lanadelgay9092]

me doing my grandmas makeup only she would say i still put too much

[@missmex7876]

Hey queen!!! That's where I came from. Well 'look at huh'. Love Jackie!!

[@beefyben]

"You said natural"

[@dododimitrov9657]

omg hahaha i can't stop the tears

[@CamnayR24]

This was the best! LOL I love Roseanne!

[@WhimsicalNessa]

I love Jackie. 😂

[@dharam149]

Jackie😂 my Gwad😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tjames9698]

All of this is ad-libbed, btw.

[@juliepeterson6639]

Nothing better than this!

[@jorshcub9294]

This is gold!!!

[@gagtinker1756]

I LOVE JACKIE

[@antonhaq3503]

So good

[@Laura-kg9le]

"I covered the scars" lol

[@christownsend7552]

Everyone has it…when they drink.

[@triffus]

Iconic

[@ANDREA-kk2gx]

This was hilarious!!

[@mattmayo3539]

After learning Jackie worked with Roseanne I had to fine something. This is hilarious.

[@westley5735]

It’s not about you it’s not about AA and any other shit it’s about me

[@lauraperez9361]

This is my asmr

[@forest_green]

God how far that old battleaxe has fallen.

[@Talentedtadpole]

Hey, don't be rude about Jackie!

[@amybee2660]

Shave your pits.

[@kidstrangler]

I love it!!

[@darilynmonstone7510]

This is hilarious

[@joserosellojr]

The scar bit 😭 akways gets me

[@vashnanerada8757]

These 2 work so well with each other we got a icon roseanne an drag star Jackie. An this was ad-lib.. So funny

[@edlangham5008]

I did cover the scars lol

[@billyboylb]

Freakin' hilarious.

[@kidstrangler]

Thank you so much!!!;

[@crlewis]

Your kinda what do you call it OUTGOING ...I hate that

[@tatdude0127]

i love Jackie

[@alexanderrickert1101]

Im in Love with Jackie Beat, seriously. And I adore Roseanne.

[@TenleyAtwood]

This is particularly enjoyable after her last special. After the cancellation. Oooo boy she went off the rails. 😂

[@cornholio5318]

This was so funny. What is this from?

[@stephensmith2323]

Rosanne looks great

[@alicianason-yf8sc]

I love you Roseanne!

[@MsCreole00]

LMAO this is hilarious.

[@mexikunt]

For a second I thought this was Sasha Belle.

[@laurabowels5804]

Flazé Da ugly comment.....

[@chazb1660]

“SHHHHHH!!! C’mon. 🤣

[@Littleathquakes]

I like Jackie’s make up here.

[@lokisfriend]

Love love love Roseanne

[@demon2051]

You said natural 😕

[@mrlabutler]

I did cover the scars…. 😂😂

[@pedrojimenez1054]

LOLOLOL LOVE THIS

[@Cerulean0987]

How long before Roseanne went full-on MAGA cray-cray was this filmed?

[@gazpipe916]

nice to laugh

[@markmcknight2467]

‘Look at me, right here. UGH! NO! It looks good! I can fix that’!

[@fajarsetiawan8665]

despite the scandal she faced now. I really loved her. My hate for her might escalate quite, but I can't deny that she is an amazing comedienne.

[@user-kf8wb2cq4f]

Roseanne 's reactions are what's funny. Jackie Beat is over the top begging for laughs BUT Roseanne does the heavy lifting in this scene.

[@againstthepods4316]

They’re both very funny and make the sketch work. Why compare them honey? It’s a team effort.

[@mikeymasters8459]

Now she probably thinks you drink baby blood Jackie 😂

[@Chris73388]

LMFAO

[@dchatmon2277]

😂😂😂😂😂⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏✔✔💯💙💙 give me life!

[@Garkenrat]

Roseanne before her mind turned to mush.

[@Tictacsizesoul]

What r u talking, I’ve seen her w the Blair White podcast n she’s fine

[@JulioMartinez-tu9pe]

Me whenever I see some sexy dude in sweatpants...2:05

[@dharam149]

😂

[@stojadinovicdushan]

“I can fix that”

[@crlewis]

Roseanne did say natural

[@pbooful]

Is this real? 😂😂😂😂

[@applejuice7648]

Was this real lol?

[@dp562]

what the fuck!!! so random!!! but how funny was that????

[@60scinema]

This is hilarious and I (used to) love Roseanne but I have to say she does not look good with blonde hair…at all. 😬

[@shawnlong4039]

What happened to this Roseanne? While she has never been a "looker", she conveyed humanity and even sanity in this clip. Even if she pulled off her best acting performance in a lifetime, she couldn't do that today!

[@againstthepods4316]

Over the top super sensitive social media warriors happened.

[@shawnlong4039]

@@againstthepods4316 It's not over the top SMW's, it's the moronic right and their mental health and cult.

[@theimaginarygallery5935]

MK Ultra !

[@katnip6289]

WTFWT

[@vashnanerada8757]

Roseanne should write a series SHE an owner of a small club that's going under so she takes a silent partner in the business. An thwy start doing drag acts. An it becomes successful it be hilarious full of drama.. Fun hatred emotional drag Queens. The holl works. It be a hit.. I'm telling you... An Jackie could be her silent partner to bail her out. An they become friends over time.. That Would be hilarious... My idea remember that...

[@alexanderrickert1101]

Yes yes yes

[@NostaIgiaJunkie]

Sad her and Jackie Beat had a falling out....

[@justynjonn]

Did they really? Too bad. Probably over some stupid political BS!

[@thaliarubio4087]

YES JACKIE BEAT GOT TDS and ROSEANNE woke up.

[@nailartguy3363]

@@thaliarubio4087 And now Roseanne was fired from her own show and Trump has been indicted. 😂

[@MaxxavierSantiagoResto]

This was before she went cuckoo? I mean Roseanne- we already know the Lady Jackie Beat is one strap short of a Str8 Jacket! And if it was I’m sure this situation contributed to Roseanne’s insanity. lol

[@happygayconservative9403]

That freak in the wig . . . is frightening.

[@Myplop]

Don't talk bout my Roseanne like dat

[@missmex7876]

Happy Gay Conservative hey!!! That 'freak' has a name!! It's roaseanne!!

[@happygayconservative9403]

miss mex I'm talking about the drag queen, not Rosie!

[@LMedici]

+Happy Gay Conservative That was the joke, dumbass.