Roseanne Reflects on Her Honeymoons and Husbands

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[@rexrocker1268]

Who else in their lives ever thought Roseanne would be better looking than Madonna? Yet here we are and she does look better.

[@frankcarter7146]

That's a FACT

[@joannapatterson4625]

Yep she totally does. Madonna looks like a freak.

[@simonaivancic]

Def, Mill times better

[@raimeyewens7518]

Madonna looks like Marylin Manson and Jigsaws love child lol. Aging gracefully is better than looking like a freak show.

[@Blink.M2Dev]

Madonna looks amazing with or without work done. Stop bashing women’s looks dumb ass

[@HeyThereSarah]

I love how Theo doesn’t interrupt his guests, it’s so refreshing

[@tylercoltsfan55]

Rosanne is how actual older people are, not the fake Hollywood type.

[@gravechallice1782]

For real!! My grandparents are 81 now and they’ve acted the same since late 60’s (of their ages lol) and this is so funny and grounding bc I see them in her. She’s always kept it real and never a pity party. Just real life. Love it! Glad you love her, at least in this too!

[@Unxpekted]

Not the drinking blood and going to spirit cooking types

[@katlap3101]

Exactly

[@gripp9k]

"Rosanne is how actual older people are, not the fake Hollywood type." You mean holocaust deniers?

[@dmaextraordinaire8205]

She’s a little rough around the edges - and - she lives life to the fullest, and likes to party..

[@jeannineterese1037]

I love how real she is. Not like all these phony celebrities.

[@imalrockme]

The "real" was indiced by a car accident. Not good.

[@001spring]

😂😂 She's completely full of shit.

[@gooderspitman8052]

Absolutely

[@popeyedoyle6360]

@@imalrockme Yeah unfortunately most of the people in the comments don't have the same excuse.

[@Goonie02]

One of my favorite lines from Roseanne was " just because you followed us home from the circus dosent mean your part of this family".

[@magicknight13]

Lmaoooo

[@andrewirwin6879]

Mom! Darlene called me a prevert! Oh honey you're not a prevert, you're a pervert...

[@imaginepeace46]

LOL

[@stevenjm12]

"I'd love to go on a honeymoon by myself". Such a funny line

[@lyndseygolden7546]

Me too

[@pistonburner6448]

Such an "American modern woman" thing to say. Peak narcissism.

[@guhrizzlybaire]

@@pistonburner6448you okay bud? 😂

[@rebeccaspratling2865]

​@@guhrizzlybaireno he's hurting.

[@BaseballNBacon]

@@pistonburner6448 I'm not a narcissist by any means, and I'd LOVE to take a honeymoon by myself. I love my husband, but I also love my solitude and truly enjoy my own company.

[@lacarpetrondukemarriott]

She is such a legend! She deserves more love than she got back in the 80s-90s

[@shizlittlebam]

Watching Theo stifle a laugh after "wheres my fuckin cigs" is priceless

[@haydenhumphrey3307]

Deadass

[@spikejonzelover420]

Lmao the way she immediately wants a cigarette when she starts talking about her second husband

[@tinasmalley-craig4443]

I just love Roseanne. She's so real and tells it like it is.

[@paulj6805]

I think on this podcast she said the Holocaust didn't happen

[@spe-ex7sz]

​@@paulj6805She's right

[@jamesdoakes4956]

Roseanne’s politics are low iq though. She definitely pushes lies and beta exaggerations

[@imalrockme]

@JohnSmith-ez9xq Oh, yes she is, ever since the car accident 😂

[@imalrockme]

@@spe-ex7sz See, it's real to you. Go on now, carefull, go on.

[@intouch8789]

How to age like a pro: 1. Smile 2. Be real

[@zackr3746]

God level shit🎉

[@bigmike5785]

Do you have any idea how much surgery this broad has had?

[@MikeyV]

That look of defeat on Theo's face when she said she hates Maui 😂

[@misformargaret4028]

😥🤭😅

[@lisasuzanne8474]

Yeah, and then he wusses out and agrees with her and says "Yeah."

[@Strimbles]

AMAZING MOMENT 🤣

[@anitadrink5255]

[@iyziejane]

Roseanne lives on the Big Island, nice and rural. Going from there to Maui is a traffic nightmare. The main road across the coast is two lanes only and clogged with tourists, it's tropical paradise gridlock to get around. Maui was nice 20 years ago, but now it's an overloaded infrastructure.

[@isobignugget7497]

I love her so much. All of these years and she's just as hilarious as always.

[@thesloppyjoes]

I love rosanne. She has never wavered from who she is. Gotta respect it whether you agree with her or not

[@briannabrambila9515]

She has wavered.she was a liberal who supported Bernie Sanders and all of a sudden she is a trump supporting conservative.. bizarre

[@thesloppyjoes]

@@briannabrambila9515 you do realize liberal policies of years past are basically talking points of the right. She has not wavered

[@briannabrambila9515]

@@thesloppyjoes makes no sense.. the only thing that changed is she now supports trump so suddenly the right who hated her who said she disrespected the national anthem now forgets it all and loves her

[@user-mj6zr5gh7s]

One of the GOATS! We grew up with Roseanne! God bless her!

[@user-bi4sr2rw7b]

Roseanne.. thanks for being online. The talk was excellent and candid. I love how you tell your life and can still laugh. I love Rosanne Barr.

[@user-lg3rx2ko5g]

"He would beat me. That marriage was a nightmare." Theo: where did u honeymoon though? Lmaooo wtf

[@PhantomFUZZ01]

Ive always loved this woman, truly funny and was always herself!

[@jakespurgeon7353]

Need to get her and Joey Diaz on the same podcast.

[@BobbyBlancoGaming]

Would be an epic pod

[@bhfj4206]

Yes, that would break the internet 😅😅😅

[@RickyVall3y]

@@bhfj4206 I highly doubt it’ll break the internet.

[@vrilmaxxed]

Roseanne would show him her monkey and Uncle Joey would give it a good stabbing

[@meghandougherty3977]

It will open a portal tho.

[@amandamae5692]

I am so upset they made you chop up this interview with her. I am thankful I got to see it live. You two are so loved. Thank you for being real!

[@nottodaygalvatron]

the “i hate maui” reaction was great haha

[@bella87bebe]

😂 this was my favourite part

[@fulavision]

The way he puts his head down in shame 😂😂😂😂

[@gordonhill764]

These two would make a great sitcom as mother and son.

[@CummiesnFarties]

Roseanne is so wholesome. Loved this convo. "If I was 40 years older I'd snap you like a twig". So funny.

[@hoo_jii]

Meta

[@VolleyOneVBC]

I love this woman!! Rosanne keeps it real / no filter and the fact she has maintained her integrity while swimming with the bottom dwellers of Hollywood ❤

[@susansuarez343]

If she hasn’t written a book, she should I bet she got some really good “real” astonishing stories to tell! I love her anyways cuz she says what’s on her mind, I respect her for that!

[@craigusselman546]

She wrote a book in the early 90s my mom had it.

[@susansuarez343]

@@craigusselman546 Omg really? Do you know what the title of the book is? Oh nvm lol I just found them, she’s written more than 1! I had no idea 😂

[@Mr.EmeraldTheGreen]

She’s written a total of two books, to my knowledge

[@Ophelia11]

She also has her own podcast.😊

[@susansuarez343]

@@Ophelia11 Oh cool 😎 thanks for letting me know! wowww 🤩 can’t wait to listen to it!

[@kbloom8856]

I love me some Roseanne!! She is real and so funny.

[@stevenjm12]

These two are some of the funniest with their throw away lines that others don't pick up on

[@johnphillips4268]

There is nothing phony about Roseanne. What you see is what you get, and millions love what they see and what they get.

[@imalrockme]

Same thing about a starfish or a turd "nothing phony, what you see is what you get", does it make it important, valuable or just nice?

[@erichvonmolder9310]

Everyone is phony to a certain extent.

[@bibospice2001]

Nah cos the real Roseanne from the 90s and her show would spit trump out like a bad habbit and she did have someone like that on the show

[@erichvonmolder9310]

@@bibospice2001 , Come to think of it, Roseanne was a liberal if you look at the subject matter in her show, remember? Her TV family and friends were working class liberals, not conservative. What's going on with her now is different, which could be about her mental health. Obviously she is not working class anymore and her ideas changed.

[@bibospice2001]

@@erichvonmolder9310 exactly and in the 90s she portrayed herself as a liberal and feminist and now she's jumped ship

[@russellshoemaker4412]

'When you're from our type of environment somebody's gotta get beaten every now& then' 😆 another awesome Theoism

[@russellshoemaker4412]

@wynn1587 Update! No one was beaten during the typing of this comment or podcast

[@lizcoello1095]

She is a vicious anti-Semite, Jew hater.

[@WayCoolJr27]

I recommend listening to the full podcast. It is excellent.

[@Kimberly-Fredrick]

Rosanne gets more beautiful as she gets older. ❤️

[@kmw319]

Yeah I'd smash and she's like 3 times older than me but idgafuuuuuck

[@lifemusic1980]

Tom Arnold is a pos. Watching him on the show knowing he was abusing her is rough. Top 5 sitcoms of all time. Shes a legend. Brilliant writer.

[@Angelface11]

Yeah and shit talking her on talk shows.. I didn't know he abused her but couldn't stand him back then as it was clear he was a user. When everyone hated Roseanne,I loved her. And the fat thing was weird she did have to fight to be accepted and never was...until recently. Weird but true

[@Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living]

You’re right. He was definitely a build-a-bear who used Roseanne for the come up. He should be kissing her feet for giving him his break instead of trashing her.

[@Rob-dp3vr]

He's a typical left wing liberal with raging TDS. A POS that used Roseanne.

[@ericlorance2089]

Roseanne is the perfect mix of mental illness and comedy genius💯

[@tonygunk6795]

Her mental illness is the same we have. She’s real, that’s why I love her. We all have issues

[@mindsigh4]

@@tonygunk6795 yep, collectively, the world of humans is crazy, some are just better at hiding it behind a persona. as Eckhart Tolle put it, when talking about the individual human ego, & it's reflection collectively in human society: " & if u doubt that the world is mad, pick up any history book... or switch on the news."

[@kab9706]

Exactly. Just like some of the best music artists. Gotta take the good with the bad.

[@ellevictory1339]

No such thing as mental illnesses Jesus created it with me, so the kids learn why are u so mean everywhere Jesus after all u did to me I can't marry u the no children just apologiz later , ur one sick puppy Jesus for creating all ur fake sickness to teach my poor babies 👍😎

[@mrdanielnewell]

Don’t see the mental illness. She seems to handle herself just fine

[@tp2487]

Love Roseanne

[@phatgringo2.0]

She got a whole lotta D back in the day!

[@kimwalker3566]

"Honeymoon by myself". That sounds AWESOME!! ❤

[@thegardenmuse2398]

Roseannes brutal honesty makes me LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!

[@efremlee6990]

I get a serious mom son vibe off of them 😂

[@Purchaser.]

man...her voice is so iconic. from roseanne to she-devil. i grewup with her.

[@michellepotter9289]

Roseanne is so real and down to earth I love her 😅

[@jaygee1616]

Legend

[@guancofathereternal760]

She's a treasure at this point...Much Respect and Love to Rosi....❤💜❤💜

[@Wypipo]

She’s so beautiful. And hilarious.

[@brandygriffiss]

Theo- I just got back from Maui last week😏 Rosanne- I hate Maui😠 Theo -🥺 (complete disappointment) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@winendesertrose]

Lol. Guess it's a good thing I went in the 90s I thought it was beautiful but okay.

[@brandygriffiss]

@@winendesertrose lol, right!

[@moonshadow3559]

We miss you Roseanne! Nothing on television compares to your show! It was the best! Miss you!😔😔

[@O.J._is_Guilty]

She should’ve married norm Macdonald

[@KM-ce7eg]

Tom Arnold is a beater ?! Oh hell no . He sweats a lot lmaooo Theo is so spot on

[@BobbyBlancoGaming]

They both are apparently lmao

[@lifestyleofshonda]

@@BobbyBlancoGamingomg 😭😭😭

[@rachaelpate6778]

In an article Roseanne said Tom Arnold’s penis was small. He replied “even a 747 looks small when it lands in the desert.” I died

[@kathyhughes4047]

LOL

[@JHadsfsad]

I love this woman

[@mattreynolds8862]

Dude she is fucking amazing

[@wellwouldyalookitthat]

I'm Roseanne's BIGGEST fan!!! Seeing her on this podcast was such a Real Treat for me! ❤

[@guhrizzlybaire]

Lmao when Theo says "someone's gotta be hit" and he got his feisty gritted teeth 😂

[@esthersisenaros186]

Gotta love Roseanne, she is so funny ♥️

[@prestongervais]

Yeah she is funny haha

[@marthamccray8490]

Love you Roseanne you are always so truthful in everything you say and it's enjoyable to hear you speak of experiences that you've had throughout life with different persons and people👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏👏❤️🌹💐

[@janadogan-qy7ci]

Rosanne is great. I miss her on television. Great to see her on this channel. Love her and her honesty. God Bless her.

[@kodokoa]

I love her style!

[@annettew.4134]

I really enjoyed this interview. Great respect 😂❤

[@thatonethisone5904]

How is she so down to earth, love her

[@kittenclawsguitarvideos6147]

Wow, she's so funny. This is rare to such honesty.

[@Nunofurdambiznez]

This gutsy woman tells is STRAIGHT out and means every word she says!! That's why America (true red-blooded Americans, that is) LOVES HER!

[@rlfreebs4129]

“I just got back from Maui last week!” “I hate Maui” “Yeah..” 😂

[@rocketRobScott]

Roseanne just invented the FunnyMoon - the trip you go on after you get divorced.

[@benicio1967]

I swear Theo and Rosanne have me laughing so hard I’m going to have to rewind this conversation 20 times to hear it all. Truly funny stuff. Theo thought of so many funny but interesting questions. This was one for the books!

[@joseph_b319]

Growing up Roseanne was like a second mom to me.

[@mireyamartinez2599]

Still watch Roseanne to this day 🤘🏻

[@dabbott9871]

I love her❤️

[@paulahaney9104]

You rock Rosie I love comedians I love your show I just love funny people and you are a funny person keep going and you live somewhere so beautiful😊

[@annsam136]

Beautiful Lady......Beautiful SOUL !

[@thenewlevi]

Bro I had no idea she was so funny. I love this woman.

[@justinef]

A honeymoon without a husband is a self care vacation ❤

[@willyfromphlly812]

Great episode.

[@Queen123Chitown]

Miss you on your show!! Love u Roseanne. I still rewatch those old episodes.

[@monsantofungaro5704]

This is possibly the greatest combination of people to ever get together!

[@BeliaLastes]

Love Roseanne she tells it like it is no holds barr 😜❤

[@ebozyn]

Always loved Roseanne. The TV show she did and starred in, will always be remembered and revisited. The show they did without her, is already forgotten.

[@bh6344]

Anywhere else to watch this interview I love her!! ❤

[@marieroberts7156]

I’m so glad Roseanne is doing interviews and podcasts. She’s always been honest and hilarious. That’s rare in Hollywood. Keep up the good work! P.S. Can you come to Long Beach, CA and do your stand-up?

[@williamwilson9283]

Roseanne is just wonderful and a blessing❤😊

[@sonnychiba5270]

i love how at around 0:28 seconds Theo was like "Yeah"

[@twotwo7533]

This is just the best ever. So honest! Lol

[@andreatrepasburgess8520]

Love Roseanne she is so smart and she is so open and real .. I hope she rules the world one day soon

[@bradleyc79]

THANKS FROM CHICAGO

[@CDubzWhat]

I loved this episode. Is the full one on patreon? We out here 🤣😂

[@zackr3746]

Roseanne is the realest chick I've ever not met

[@gringotroller]

Lol went to target for honeymoon, she’s like a real life Theo Von story

[@user-kg6hp2ib4q]

That first honeymoon sounded really cool.Great!

[@jaygee1616]

LEGEND!!!!!! Enough said

[@aprilsmith3683]

These two are both incredibly interesting people to listen too... 🇿🇦

[@_UncleBo_]

She reminds me of my native aunties 🤣

[@Chad-Giga.]

I wonder if she is part native

[@_UncleBo_]

@@Chad-Giga. no she ain't

[@Chad-Giga.]

@@_UncleBo_ just in spirit?

[@melissaclemons9653]

Roseanne is still funny AF.

[@pennygordon2834]

She cracks me up. Next Honeymoon by herself

[@pamcornelius9122]

“I’d love to go on a honeymoon with no husband.” 🤣

[@Aubrey187]

I ❤ love 💕 you 🌹 Roseanne me n all my family n friend's have been watching u since the 90s💖💖💖💖💖🙏🙏🙏🙏😅

[@cindy7400]

I love her, She just so real!🙏🇨🇦💯👍

[@chrisgreen1904]

I love Roseanne no matter what

[@joewlaschin6970]

I just cane from Maui "I hate Maui" yeah. Lmao 😂

[@PaulaSanders-tp1wr]

🌹 Ann you are so funny, if I need to laugh I just watch you and my make me laugh my ass off🤣😂😆

[@vioisme]

i love her!!

[@justb-nme]

'You've been gifted miss Rosanne' ...♥️🔥🙏

[@elisedallaire8408]

Roseanne has always been my only favorite. Imagine even knowing a person like her. It would be awesome. GOD bless her 🙏 ❤️.

[@TheTraveler976]

Love her ❤

[@angelsunlight]

I love her and her dior bag ❤